th3 int3llig3nsi4 http://www.theintelligensia.com Biting Life in Eat Sized Chunks Tue, 07 Sep 2010 03:39:00 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.0.1 Twitter Updates for 2010-09-07 http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/theintelligensiablog/~3/JhKKRlwWVr8/ http://www.theintelligensia.com/2010/09/07/twitter-updates-for-2010-09-07/#comments Tue, 07 Sep 2010 03:39:00 +0000 NiKolaS http://www.theintelligensia.com/2010/09/07/twitter-updates-for-2010-09-07/

  • In case of fire: Use stairs. http://plixi.com/p/43596595 #
  • For the @motogari fans: http://bit.ly/93Hrb3 Porsche 918 Spyder Hybrid drives #
  • I am loving the new @Echofon for Mac.
    Tells you when you have been Favourited, Followed; cant tell if Unfollows shall show up too. #
  • I know what that ReTweet reminds me of!
    My uncle's pet parrot, bugger repeats everything that's said, especially the ones that he shouldnt. #
  • All that @Echofon needs now is temp. amnesia for non traditional ReTweets and i shall totally make out with it, maybe even to second base. #
  • You know you have been on Twitter too long when thoughts forming in your head have hash tags.
    And not the smokey stuff either. #
  • The moment you lot hit 5000 i shall go out and buy five loaves of bread and two fishes.
    Those shall feed me, you will have to get your own. #
  • If I write a funny joke I get a star.
    Then this must mean that I *am* a star! #
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  • If I knew this gig came with so many visitors I would have totally moved out. Sunday is *my* day! #
  • If ever caught naked in a compromising situation do wear a brown bag over your head.
    Not many people can recognise you by your genitals. #
  • Where are the snide comments on this #tpf4 it's too polite! #
  • My neighbour is not taking kindly to me making myself at home in her house.
    Perhaps I should have kept my shorts on & not eaten her food. #
  • So this is RAGGA DEE? #tpf4 #
  • Now these Juba auditions will require extra strength lighting. Did they carry extra generator sets and powerful lights? #tpf4 #
  • Acc. to @gummybear254 i doubt if it'll help, jus saw next week's Juba preview, its like a shadow jus got a shadow :o ) This just won me over. #
  • #NowPlaying The Promise – Tracy Chapman for a dear dear friend. Sending many positive thoughts your way. #
  • #MusicMonday Father Please – @FreshlyGroundSA *

    *Genius. #

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  • If I knew this gig came with so many visitors I would have totally moved out. Sunday is *my* day! #
  • If ever caught naked in a compromising situation do wear a brown bag over your head.
    Not many people can recognise you by your genitals. #
  • Where are the snide comments on this #tpf4 it's too polite! #
  • My neighbour is not taking kindly to me making myself at home in her house.
    Perhaps I should have kept my shorts on & not eaten her food. #
  • So this is RAGGA DEE? #tpf4 #
  • Now these Juba auditions will require extra strength lighting. Did they carry extra generator sets and powerful lights? #tpf4 #
  • Acc. to @gummybear254 i doubt if it'll help, jus saw next week's Juba preview, its like a shadow jus got a shadow :o ) This just won me over. #
  • #NowPlaying The Promise – Tracy Chapman for a dear dear friend. Sending many positive thoughts your way. #
  • #MusicMonday Father Please – @FreshlyGroundSA *

    *Genius. #

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  • Narcolepsy sounds more pervy a disease than it actually is. #
  • New maid: I don't do windows.
    Me: But I only have Macs. #
  • When you notice there is more water on your phone than on yourself it is time to put the phone away and finish showering. #
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  • I am absolutely loving iTunes 10.

    *licking monitor* #

  • These Motorola S9s stereo headphones clip horribly if pushed too close to their limit. #NoteToSelf #
  • Ever watched a music video so raunchy that the only difference with pørn would be that they were singing to the song playing? Me neither. #
  • Say Cookie Monster then imagine that the first part which involves a sweet round, flat, crisp cake to be related to the feline family. #
  • And no, you may not touch my cookie! #
  • Wait, i am a man, or am i, this *is* the internet after all. #
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  • I shall fire my writers. A whole week with nothing to post? What do I pay them for again?
    Perhaps I should offer more than Scooby snacks. #
  • Don't get me wrong, I am frank on Twitter but all my legal documents carry the name Nikolas. #
  • Hmm.. Smells like ass. via somuchpun.com http://twitpic.com/2kia40 #
  • On my way to this meating I espy these delicious looking cows lounging atop a lorry innocently chewing cud. #
  • The meating last night was so good I smuggled some out in my pocket.
    Company was awesome too. Objected to share space in my pocket though. #
  • You do know that the abbreviation for Mother In Law is just one letter away from MILF right? You lot have been doing it wrong all this time. #
  • I really appreciate the enthusiastic new followers.
    I just have one question, did you read my timeline?
    If yes, welcome O brave of heart. #
  • This lot, sina kizuri cha kusema. #meating @Mwirigi @kaboro @matrixster @rookieke @whiteafrican @69mb @bytebandit @mkaigwa @roomthinker #
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  • I shall fire my writers. A whole week with nothing to post? What do I pay them for again?
    Perhaps I should offer more than Scooby snacks. #
  • Don't get me wrong, I am frank on Twitter but all my legal documents carry the name Nikolas. #
  • Hmm.. Smells like ass. via somuchpun.com http://twitpic.com/2kia40 #
  • On my way to this meating I espy these delicious looking cows lounging atop a lorry innocently chewing cud. #
  • The meating last night was so good I smuggled some out in my pocket.
    Company was awesome too. Objected to share space in my pocket though. #
  • You do know that the abbreviation for Mother In Law is just one letter away from MILF right? You lot have been doing it wrong all this time. #
  • I really appreciate the enthusiastic new followers.
    I just have one question, did you read my timeline?
    If yes, welcome O brave of heart. #
  • This lot, sina kizuri cha kusema. #meating @Mwirigi @kaboro @matrixster @rookieke @whiteafrican @69mb @bytebandit @mkaigwa @roomthinker #
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  • Twitter's new best feature yet, Mute.
    Next opt out of "non formal Twitter" RTs. #wishesandhorses #
  • So i went out and bought this Old Spice i keep hearing so much about.
    I sure hope it brings out the flavour in this beef stew. #
  • Y'all who are worried about HOAX RED CALLS; send this to your families, friends & mostly enemies. http://bit.ly/ayHb4U Hope that ends that. #
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  • There sure is a lot of porn at this Chess Tournament.
    Wait, what was that son?
    Right, with an A and a W?
    Well, fuck me sideways! #
  • There sure is a lot of p0rn at this Chess Tournament. Wait, what was that son? Right, with an A and a W? Well, feck me sideways! #
  • It is my not so humble opinion that @freshlygroundsa is an amazing band. #NowPlaying I'd Like – Freshly Ground. #
  • #MusicMonday Aisha (Remix) – Khaled. #
  • Would anyone like to have some of my lollipop?
    Ladies? #
  • According to the Census Bureau, Kenya is now a veritable sausage fest. #
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  • A little Being Five humour for the day. http://twitpic.com/2jnm9m #
  • I find myself playing this song again; Where Did it Go Wrong – Anthony Hamilton, where did it all go, how did it go wrong, tell me what… #
  • Whenever someone yells out *TIGER!* I usually wonder if its the Forest predator, then i think those are Woods & pretty much the same thing. #
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  • A little Being Five humour for the day. http://twitpic.com/2jnm9m #
  • I find myself playing this song again; Where Did it Go Wrong – Anthony Hamilton, where did it all go, how did it go wrong, tell me what… #
  • Whenever someone yells out *TIGER!* I usually wonder if its the Forest predator, then i think those are Woods & pretty much the same thing. #
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  • Let's say you forgot something on the roof of the car, at what speed will it fall off?
    I am hoping my cup of coffee is still up there. #
  • Wait. It has been raining too. Odds? #
  • I would like to tell the people who follow me keenly on Twitter that Kenya Power have not blacked out my neighbourhood. This is useful info. #
  • Also I am hungry. No further information available on this state. This is all very fascinating. #
  • Does this cranky make me look disgruntled? #
  • You might suspect it is time to go to sleep if you cannot spell the word tyred*.

    *Tired #

  • Oh looky here on the right, a star, *CLICK* it goes all glowy then turns a gorgeous red orangy colour!
    Try it, its like magic! #
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  • One family up for sale; going for only 50 cents, slightly used, many dents, overstretched, and prone to impressive dramatics.
    Any takers? #
  • Ok Favstar, if you were any slower I would mail these fucking stars via your Post Office Box.
    What is your P.O. Box by the way? #
  • Is Twitter Wit an Oxymoron?
    Well, as opposed to any other kind?
    Something tells me i am doing this wrong. #
  • Twitter could learn a thing or two from my friends in PR.
    Landing a Whale is a *GOOD* thing. #
  • So this is how church looks on a Saturday.
    Friday holidays should be banned forthwith. #
  • Whenever i look at my Faved by page all I see are enablers. #
  • What is this I hear about the Paris Hilton?
    Cocaine in the foyer? What took them so long to find it? #
  • Can babies swim? How good are they at holding their breath? And they are waterproof to what depth? #
  • Asking for this bathtub. #
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  • Kenya finally appears on the worldwide twitter trending topics with "Raila". How proud are we. Where is Kibaki? #
  • How sweet @fivefoottall for the kind #ff from the tallest sweetest five footer that i know. Plus she is gorgeous. Lads? in reply to fivefoottall #
  • I would like in on the committee that decides what weather we have. Each day feels more and more like that is how this is accomplished. #
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  • Have you ever had one of those days that you couldn't find the floor with your face if you fell on it? No, me either. #
  • Is this New @ZainKenyaLtd a fake Twitter account? I await it to be Verified by @Twitter like @KenyaAirways did theirs. @BataKenya you too. #
  • These two totally deserve each other.
    LOL of the day goes to: http://twitpic.com/2iagit
    Via FAILBlog. #
  • Perhaps it is time Ev moved this Twitter operation off his MacbookPro and onto his iMac. #
  • New post is up on my blog – Stan Live: 26th August 2010 http://bit.ly/9UoUUi Pls RT. (via @ArcherMishale) #
  • I'm sorry, seems i have broken Favstar.

    Totally inadvertent, I even waited till the lot of you were asleep too. No, this is not unusual? #

  • No ma'am, I wouldn't like to have my salad tossed, i'd quite like it if you kept right away from that area too.
    Salad dressing will suffice. #
  • You know when you used to yell out BING! for no reason whatsoever?
    Please don't. #
  • Best part about babysitting through the night?
    No morning breath.
    Oh, and getting first Favs. #
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  • Why is that particular protuberance called Camel Toe but then considered churlish to pronounce it Camel Riding while humping it? #
  • Camel, hum and toe all in the same sentence, these jokes just write themselves. #
  • According to this ISO certification label, my ruler now has an expiry date. #
  • I just drove a KEWASAKI motorbike! #
  • #nowfollowing truck doing 5 kph in industrial area. #
  • That does it. I am never buying a used car from Bon Temps. #
  • You know when you hear someone scream for help you are supposed to hop out & help? Don't if you were hiding under your neighbour's bed. #
  • Remember this Tweet http://bit.ly/a0qaFn ? Well, The 27th Comrade's reply to it on my blog was hilarious, "Nationalising shoes." #
  • Where did it go wrong – Anthony Hamilton #NowPlaying #
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  • What is all this about make up sex?
    For the life of me I can't figure out why in heck anyone would want to powder their genitals? #
  • Some days i wish i could 'favourite' DMs. #
  • This is the product of reading my timeline via Brizzly. @Joliea er, this is my computer at work! *cringe* http://twitpic.com/2hr88p #
  • Why do they call it Miss Universe?
    I am yet to see a single Alien prance around the stage.
    Unrelated: Wait, is that contestant Mexican? #
  • If you happen to have "known", separately, two lasses with a birthday on the same day does it count as a threesome? #
  • Living with a baby is not all it's cracked up to be. Tripping over shoes, toys & the baby. Related, are dents in it covered by the warranty? #
  • What would happen if you actually let in those Jehovah's witnesses and ask them to tell you about what Jesus has been upto recently? #
  • I have a nagging feeling that what I am overhearing from my neighbour's house will shortly require me to vigorously crave a cigarette. #
  • Leo tu wathii ni Bidii Yangu… http://bit.ly/bPFFnD Nataku tu hesima yaako… nataka tuu furaha yako. #
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  • What is the Polish word for polishing shoes? #
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  • A man walks into a bar. And goes OW! Because it was an iron bar and it hurt his head. #
  • Do you lot actually go back over your Twitter stream and think, i make sense, not vague statements, this is what i wish to tell the world? #
  • Would you even follow yourselves on Twitter or would you be ashamed to?

    Well, i would not follow me. How do i unfollow myself? #

  • What is Don Draper doing in the A-Team Movie? #
  • Should babies be able to sit up on their own and watch TV? This one keeps falling over and crying. #
  • Boomerang acts are coming back. #
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  • I am not quite sure it's coincidence that you have to be in a committed marriage similar to being committed in a mental institution. #
  • I just remembered Shabba Ranks' music. How old am I like? #
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  • I am having this kind of a day. http://tweetphoto.com/40145235 #
  • Acknowledged. The 2nd of Sept, Fogo. Meating @Mwirigi @Intelligensia @bytebandit @WairimuG @rookieke @69mb @whiteafrican @matrixster @kaboro #
  • Running iPhoDroid on my iphone 3G. #geekcred #
  • http://twitpic.com/2gi02i – Evidence of android on my iphone 3G. How awesome! #
  • http://twitpic.com/2gi12l – The Android lockscreen. Let's see what I am supposed to be missing. #
  • Oh the rain. Lovely rain! How auspicious is this this day? #
  • My cousins' children will be raging alcoholic metrosexuals. Possibly gay too, not of the happy variety no less. Sigh. That was a fun evening #
  • Snuggies remind me way too much of those open back hospital gowns. #
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  • This *IS* my game face. #
  • I am so lazy today I think I will nominate my own tweet for tweet of the day. #
  • This babysitting gig is difficult. Now, does dropping it in water void the warranty? This one is all wet. #
  • God is faithful and true. He has come through for me once again without fail. Praise and glory be to you O heavenly Father. #
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  • "I am on an Internet." http://bit.ly/ctlzDK #
  • You know it is going to be a long day when you wear your tea cosy as a hat. #
  • Me I I don't joke, I am a comic of international repute. Wait, I write jokes for a living. *sigh* #
  • I think it's time we saw other people. #unfollowexcuses #
  • When your exes all gang up and become fast friends it means you are just paranoid. #
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  • My stress can kick your stress' arse. #
  • I am taking back my PEPPERPOT unreservedly. It is too beautiful to be left out there all unwanted. #
  • This run up Pike's Peak in the US http://bit.ly/b87VU1 is a thing of beauty, badass driving too. cc @motogari and other motor enthusiasts. #
  • A video that shows why YouTube was invented, http://bit.ly/akDEfR and it was good that is was!

    Hot Latina girl dancing to some music. NSFW! #

  • I am not the sharpest tool in the shed probably because I am a hammer. #
  • Again I say, it is not the size of the musket but something to do with the buck shot or how well the soldier wields it. #
  • Damn! Apple Lossless #NowPlaying PepperPot – Sean Paul sounding awesome. I am so buying this CD. Music makes me high, literally. #
  • Hugging my Subwoofer since it feels sooo goood! #
  • I tried to tell you babe that I'd be there for you… Leave now and never come back again .. You knew this from the start… #
  • Call for Kshs 3 and SMS for only Ksh 1 to any network in Kenya 24 hours a day. No terms & conditions.
    // why are you not on Zain people? #
  • Calling Zain customer care & those auto play messages I have heard such contradictory messages about their tariffs that I have a headache. #
  • Goodness! Even Zain is avoiding my calls? #
  • Noting that Zain have come full circle back to the days of 1 shilling texts. My thumbs are so happy! #
  • You see @sheila97 @bankelele this sounds like something Airtel, according to sources close to them, would do. This is going to be fun! in reply to sheila97 #
  • Just so the Internet knows, iOS4 on iPhone 3G is rubbish, back to 3.1.3. Its fast and crash free. #
  • Also, Internet, i am now back to using Firefox, please dont tell Apple that i am dropping Safari. Beta 4.0b3 is FAST! #
  • Sorry @Joliea what dear? no conversation thread. cc @delamuziki @easytyzee @akenyangirl @masoappiere @mrskartman @teriwanderi @kizitoo in reply to Joliea #
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  • I run* my Gmail Inbox in Kiswahili because i am a ninja.

    *i guess a lot, pardon me if i lose/delete your e-mail. #

  • I have a very radical use for a Time Machine.
    I put my clothes in it & they are taken back in time to when they were clean then back to me. #
  • "Tap that arse" has nothing to do with plumbing. #
  • Enjoying the sunset at my Uncle's place. Hard to imagine this is in Nairobi. http://yfrog.com/1f59401193j #
  • . @ghettoradio895 please get that shrill, loud, irritating young lass on your breakfast show. Or tone her down, she gives me a headache. #
  • Stayed out of boost in Estella this morning even on mombasa road! I proceed to pat self on back. Unrelated: OW! I need a new shoulder. #
  • When I woke up this morning I was so surprised that I was alive that I fell off the bed! #
  • That Chirau ali joke was funny the first time. Not so much any more after I have seen it about 40 times in the past minute. Lord! #
  • #NowPlaying Sean Paul – Hold my hand feat. Keri Hilson #
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