Paris Hilton’s younger brother, Barron Hilton got arrested early this morning for DUI.  The 18-year-old blew nearly twice the legal limit.  Witnesses say Hilton was driving erratically and on the wrong lane on the Pacific Coast Highway and eventually struck a bystander. Paris Hilton refused to bail her brother out of jail, saying that he had to learn his lesson.  Paris knows a thing or two about DUI’s.  Their parents must be so proud.

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Lindsay Lohan and Paris Hilton are back at it again.  They were caught having a bitch fight at Timbaland’s pre-Grammy party at club Avalon in LA. Both chicks were at the party hoping that Timbaland would help them resurrect their non-existent singing careers.

Lohan arrived first and made her way to the super-producer, but when she saw Paris had arrived and was trying to steal Timbaland’s attention away from her, that’s when the claws came out.

Lindsay yelled “What the hell is that bitch doing here? I didn’t know she was on the list.” Hilton shot back with “F**k off you bitch!”  These two certainly know how to keep it classy, don’t they?  A source at the party describes the scene:

Lindsay arrived at the party first. She made a beeline for the hit producer… and waved at him wildly over the barriers. Then Paris strolled in surrounded by a massive entourage and took up a seat directly opposite Li-Lo - and far closer to Timba. Clocking her rival, Lindsay began fluffing up her hair extensions and launched into verbal attack. After her outburst she flounced past Paris, giving the hotel heirhead a death stare. And taking a huge swig of Red Bull, she made her move - clambering over a sofa towards her prey. Not to be outdone, nimble Paris hurdled a barrier and flung herself at him first.

Timbaland for his part was not impressed.  He just walked away from these two and completely ignored them.  Hopefully they get the hint now that they should never ever ever make another album ever again.  But considering it’s these two, I’m sure they’ll find another sleazy producer to sleep work with.

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Ben Affleck should keep the kitten away from Violet.  She looks like she’s gonna strangle him.  And you know what they say about little kids that abuse animals…  Eh…I’m just kidding.  I had to find something sinister to write about this otherwise nauseatingly cute picture of Ben Affleck getting his daughter a kitten.

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Lily Allen’s new talk show hit a big setback when audience members walked out of the first taping.  Approximately 1/3 of the audience, which was made up of Allen’s online “friends” left before taping was over because they felt the show was boring.

One of the fans who walked out said: “Everyone really, really wanted it to work for Lily. She is such a lovely person but all the jokes fell flat and she seemed very nervous. It just did not work.

“I do think she’s got a nice voice but she didn’t sing at all. I think everyone was expecting she would.”

At the taping, Allen interviewed Cuba Gooding Jr., comedian David Mitchell and the band Reverend and the Makers.  While she was interviewing Mitchell, she forgot her questions, and began ranting about people gossiping about her on the internet.

“It was terrible. Even David Mitchell had to remind her not to criticise the very people who would be watching the show.”

Another guest said: “We were all told when to clap and laugh but a lot of people, including me, were very uncomfortable. Much of the humour was very limp.”

I wonder who thought it was a good idea to give Lily Allen her own show?  Even I could’ve told you that Lily Allen’s show would bomb, and I’m not television expert by any means.  All she does is talk trash about other people, and that gets old very quickly.  Well at least she’s got her music to fall back on.

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Kanye West killed it at the Grammy Awards last night. Say what you want about his ego or his little temper tantrums, but the man can entertain. It was also touching that he did a tribute to his mother. He nearly brought everyone in the audience to tears.

Amy Winehouse won five awards at last night’s Grammy Awards: Record of the Year, Song of the Year, Best New Artist, Best Pop Vocal Album, Best Female Vocal Performance. I was a bit disappointed that Amy Winehouse did not perform at the actual Grammy Awards, but she still rocked it out anyways. It was a bit endearing to see her so shocked and near tears when she learned she won Record of the Year.

Nas and Kelis offend at the Grammys

Frances Bean Cobain does photo shoot for Harper’s Bazaar

Nicholas Cage is suing Kathleen Turner 

MSNBC’s David Schuster suspended for Chelsea Clinton comments

Paris Hilton nip slips with oompa loompas 

Madonna needs to excercise alone, infuriates gym-goers 

Fergie sparks pregnancy rumors

Is the WGA strike almost over? 

More crazy Christina Aguilera clown cleavage 

Cher admits she used to date Tom Cruise 

Reese Witherspoon wants her kids to be teased and bullied 

Keith Richards says Amy Winehouse needs to get her act together

Are Owen Wilson and Kate Hudson back together? 

The Spice Girls taped a message to their fans explaining why they are canceling the rest of their world tour. They sound so sincere! It reminds me of sitting in the principal’s office and trying to explain why you’ve been skipping school. They probably just got sick of each other. That and low ticket sales.

I don’t even know what is going on in these pictures, but I will say they are entertaining. At first I thought it was Orlando Bloom donning Borat’s famous thong-suit thingy, but turns out that it’s John Mayer. Who knew he got down like that. More pics at the source via ONTD.

So did Conan O’Brien or Stephen Colbert create presidential candidate Mike Huckabee? That question finally got settled in this clip. Sort of. I won’t give it away, but Conan got his ass kicked. Well, they all did actually. Check it out, it’s pretty funny.