The Incredible Kyle Blue

Black Balloon

2020-03-01T18:02:00.000-06:00

Joy becomes fragile

Hovers above to be still

Happy floats away

My Black Queen

2020-02-29T17:49:00.000-06:00

I'm so grateful for all you bring

On Final Day of Black History

I choose to honor My Black Queen

My Black Queen means everything

Opened my eyes for all to see

I'm so grateful for all you bring

Your presence pulls on my heart string

Raising my princess, a Queen to be

I'm so grateful for all you bring

Our signals align and ping

Vital to my stability

I'm so grateful for all you bring

Growing together could only mean

Greater sense of family

I choose to honor My Black Queen

Your love is all I dream

As a man I gain responsibility

I'm so grateful for all you bring

I choose to honor My Black Queen

2019-08-26T07:00:00.000-05:00

The Incredible Kyle Blue returns with live show containing fresh and classic material taking on Fake News at large. This event will take place at Midtown Art Center on Sunday September 29, 2019. Hosted by The Legendary Black Snow.

Special Appearances from:

Chris Crawford

Yolan A Poet's Poet

Chocolate Lava

Charles Bryant

Young A.G.

Special Entree prepared by Chef Yusef P

Tickets available at https://kylebluefakenews.eventbrite.com

In Deed

2018-07-23T23:33:00.002-05:00

I want to fuck her
Wearing clear High Heels And I
New Gucci Flip Flops

Having her Flip Flop
Up and down on my huge cock
Telling me "Don't Stop"

Lips Lock, Pussy Pop
Climaxing her to the Top
Peaking til she drop

Damn near passing out
No longer in any drought
Erasing the doubt

Reminisce

2017-02-14T11:00:00.000-06:00

Memory of you
Last the rest of my lifetime
Will never let go
You left trapped inside my mind
Holding on to you again

Punctured

2017-02-13T02:00:00.000-06:00

Sickened appetite
Dying quenches thirst of spoils
Makes one hole again

2017-02-13T01:02:00.001-06:00

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Peach Cobbler

2014-05-28T16:11:00.000-05:00

As I enter
Feels warm
Like my mama's peach cobbler

As I enter
Even the smell excites me
Like my mama's peach cobbler

As I enter
It soothes me
Like my mama's peach cobbler

As I enter
I smile
Like my mama's peach cobbler

As I enter
It soothes me
Like my mama's peach cobbler

As I enter
I think happy thoughts
Like my mama's peach cobbler

As I enter
I indulge more than I should
Like my mama's peach cobbler

As I enter
I feel nothing could compare to it
Like my mama's peach cobbler

As I exit
I came to realization
She is my new peach cobbler

(Picture comes courtesy of Georgette Joseph and "Houston's This is It Soul Food")

Cake (Villanelle)

2014-04-03T12:00:00.000-05:00

Hey "sweet cake", just lay still til' I'm through
I bought buttermilk icing, flavor...vanilla
I want my "cake" and eat it too
Handful of sprinkles to decorate you
Bringing the animal outta me as I "Go-Realer"
Hey "sweet cake", just lay still til' I'm through
Stop tensing up. Not done. You're my "cake", remember boo?
I said lay still, now you're a squealer
Hey "sweet cake", just lay still til' I'm through
Feels like my birthday as I stare upwards at your high heel shoe
Icing almost gone. Don't worry it was only filler
Hey "sweet cake", just lay still til I'm through
Your eyes closed, waiting for your wish to come true
Marvin Gaye in background praising me as a "Healer"
I want my "cake" and eat it too
You're exhaling as if there were candles you blew
I finish as you're frail and jitter
Hey "sweet cake", just lay still til' I'm through
I want my "cake" and eat it too

Backseat

2014-04-02T20:49:00.000-05:00

He sees black and locks his car as I approach. Politely tapped on his window. He looked at what I was holding. He also noticed the look in my eyes. Understanding this was an urgent situation and how I needed his undivided attention he complied by rolling it down two inches. Only enough to hear my instructions. He stares at my clinched hand. Instantly locks go pop and door eases open. His hands raised and slowly walks away. Car still running. Shifts to "D" in point five seconds. Car shifts 0 to 60 in three point o. Still standing still in my rearview. Two seconds for him to disappear. Lower the stereo to listen to the peace of escape. Reminiscing on the screams of past victims. In joy I ride away sympathies. Finally I roll the window back up like it never happened. Blushing to be the proud new temporary owner of the night. If only I could add a new car smell. Instead I smell hints of fresh milk. In the passenger I see an open bottle. White substance spread on the seat. My peripherals see minor movement. New screams I hear but I'm not on memory road this time. In the rearview I see more than the road. I see a hand reach out for me. The body occasionally lights up in passing light posts from overhead. Never have I seen such a pale being strapped in tight not aware of whats going on. Maybe it smells a familiar fragrance from the passenger seat. Screams roar louder. On the realization of this complication I scream inside my head. Never have I seen one cry so loudly over spilled milk. Heart starts racing at the sight of more lights on the road behind me. But this time they are colored. My face alternates from red to blue in the side view mirror. More screams I hear but this time it's from the car behind me. Over I pull as my spine is pulled from the history of my career. The decorated gentlemen taps my window. Piece of mine taps back. His peace of mind is shattered like the driver side window. Piece of mine screams louder than the one in the backseat. My tires scream exhaling screeches of smoke as I smell the burn of rubber through the empty window. The gentleman is now decorated in gravel, blood, and grey mist. I'm decorated with the pressure of escape. Have to dump this car and baby. Road block in front of me.

Game over.

Soldier Against the Unknown

2014-01-09T14:30:00.000-06:00

I'm deployed with troops
Enemy is spotted
The unknown is close
Standoff begins
They close in
I'm separated
By myself in an alley
Out of ammo
I see the enemy
I attack
Close range he drops his gun
One knife pulled
We tug each other for it
Blade pointed downward
Both our eyes bulged
Sweating in silence
Its between us
The unknown I fight against
I'm not ready for the unknown
Neither is he
But I will send him there before he sends me
We all fight against the unknown
The unknown makes things intense
Going to the unknown is unknown
On how it will affect others when one gets there
But I will send him there
I don't care
Better him than me
Because no one knows what death truly is
We just know it as the unknown
Off he goes

Mimosa

2014-01-08T23:30:00.000-06:00

Bought her an orange outfit
Told her to wear it for me

Save it for a sunny day

Slim body that is toned

Perfect roundness
Equivalent to that of a flute glass
Oils on her skin that makes her shine
In the sun rays she sparkles
Scent sweet as citrus fruit
Jewelry that glitters in gold
Even her eyes are sparkling
Staring at me with that priceless gaze
Clear glass stilettos
Six inches added to her stance
Hoping she loses one
So I could find her at midnight
To cover her eyes and tell her
To click her hills together three times
While hearing her say
There's no place like home
Because at home with her
She relaxes me more than champagne
More refreshing than orange juice
A mixture of both
She is my mimosa

Final Odd Thursday

2013-12-10T22:06:00.000-06:00

The grand finale to a wonderful year of Odd Thursday is happening December 19, 2013! This is the last Odd Thursday of the year! Wonderful great lineup is set for the night. Over 20 acts take the stage. Three hours of straight entertainment and no time for an intermission. Pizza, beer, wine, and super fun will available for your convenience.

December 19, 2013
Super Happy Fun Land
3801 Polk
Houston, Tx. 77003

8 to midnight.

Admission $10
Presale and discount tickets available here. Offers end December 17, 2013.

For more info on event click here.

Smarts

2013-10-31T14:31:00.001-05:00

The cannibal opened up about his eating habits
He said his favorite part to eat were the brains
The criminal psychologists asks him why
He replied
"Because it makes you smarter"

Judged

2013-10-14T18:04:00.000-05:00

Another one
That's just great
All week long they keep coming
Thrown in front of me
Typical
Most don't even have representation
Typical
Gives me a headache
Too many of the same stories
All of them
Look the same
Talk the same
Walk the same
Even their families and friends look the same
When friends and family speak on their loved ones behalf
Even in their defense
They all sound the same
"Such and such is a good kid.
He gets into some trouble here and there
But he is a good kid
He likes sports too"
And the rest I hear is
"Blah, blah, blah, and blah"
Another redundant sob story
A quick sentence I give
Whatever it takes to make process go faster
Maybe my headache will go away as well
Every time
And I mean every time
Before I hit the gavel
I think
"Another black kid"

Hot Minute

2013-10-13T18:02:00.000-05:00

He yelled
"Freeze! Put the gun down!"
Detective yells again
"We're taking you in regardless.
Don't take her down with you!"
Robber clinched his hostage tighter
Presses gun to her temple harder
He says
"I'm not going back"
Detective says
"Let her go and we can talk about it"
Robber says
"Let me out of here. I'm not going back"
Detective lowers his gun
Robber says
"Can I leave?"
Detective says
"You know I can't do that"
Robber says
"I'm not going back"
Detective steps forward and says
"Please give me the gun?"
Robber pulls trigger
Hostage on the ground
Gun now pointed at detective
Robber says
"I'm ready"
Points at his own temple
Closed his eyes
Pulled the trigger
Case closed

Inner

2013-10-12T00:34:00.000-05:00

I look at my inner me/Question my energy/Dropping weight a thinner me/Who you calling a sinner? Me?/Why try to hinder me?/I give you message I'm hit with sender fee/But you will remember me/Growing thick and tall yet you timber me/Dismember me/Simmer me/Blender me/Not locked in/This member's free

Hoopty

2013-10-11T12:22:00.000-05:00

Man I swear I hate my car/When I drive I cross fingers hoping I make it far/Every trip is a leap of fate on a dish/I'm so brave because people say I have a death wish/Nervous every time I turn ignition/Skeptical that it might not come on/When it turns over I smile/Tires been worn down a while/Not doing "Donuts" but rolling on them/If my car could talk it would say "I hate him"/ Then it says "Please pull us over"/It turns off one tail light becoming bolder/Signaling for police to come get me/Thank God I don't have warrants for them to hit me/With hand cuffs but enough's enough/Next week I'm going to fix my baby up/So it won't hate me no more/Treat it like a queen and not a run down whore

Tested and Approved

2013-09-07T17:30:00.000-05:00

Is this a test of life or a test for life?
So much depends on this
Nervous I am
She talks me through it
My livelihood is at stake
Fate I question
Results will answer
She told me to relax
To close the door behind her
To drink the water
To close my eyes
To relax my body
To let it all hang out
To let go and release
Picturing waterfalls
I hear raindrops
Picturing myself as the sun
Radiating in my warmth
I open the door
Seeing her in light blue scrubs
I smile
She ask why am I smiling
I told her
I just gave you sunset in a cup

Rain Rain

2013-09-07T15:48:00.002-05:00

Rain Rain
Go away
Because I have
A show today

Rain Rain
Makes me sad
If you go away
It'll make me glad

A Kiss

2013-09-07T12:00:00.000-05:00

Driving across town to see you made me feel better/The calm you give me as we sit together/Giving you impression I'm down for whatever/Thoughts I express to you sound so clever/Spinning your impulse like a slot machine and lever/Lead you on? Never/As I kissed you your heart melt like heated mozzarella/Lips felt smoother than an unwritten letter/Interaction wetter/Calm as the night's weather

Outlet

2013-09-06T00:10:00.000-05:00

She thought I was sweet and innocent til I took my shirt off/Fresh out the shower with the dirt off/She thank me for the frustration I work off/My outlet is rubbing me with lotion to keep my skin soft/Rub my back when I cough/Rub my chest as I talk/Naked I stare when she walk/Her heart fragile as chalk/Outside firm as a bean stalk

Tatted

2013-09-05T12:56:00.000-05:00

Love the sound of the needle/Seeing others cringe up in position of a fetal/Love to put myself through harm/Trusted surgeons operating on my arm/Trying to figure out what's next tat and where to place/Irritated by each empty space/Dead skin sheds to waste/Getting respected by every race

Sexual Nature

2013-07-21T01:02:00.000-05:00

Land of temptation is taken by storm

Laying around with innocent charm

Waiting for the clouds to seduce

In nature's eyes one could see stars

As land interacts with nature

Heaven becomes bliss

Nature has an appetite

Will not stop until satisfied

Determined to conquer the land

Laying on a bed of flowers

Earth trembles as bodies shake

Atmosphere rocks back and forth

Pulse thumps through the vines

Wind breathes harder

Sowing royal oaks

Ground moistens from heat

The grass sweats

The sky is clinched

Mountains are moved

Weather is grounded

Constellations are scattered

The impossible is realized

Gazing at the sky lines

Watching natural beauty outlined

The storm clears with temptation

She must have been special

For giving reason for land to interact

Wholistic act

Holistic nature

In an instant both become one

And both become fruitful and multiply

Earth is conceived

Image and drawing comes courtesy of Unique Individuals Ink and Phoe-nix Nebula

Odd Thursday

2013-06-02T12:29:00.000-05:00

This will be an open stage event called Odd Thursday at Super Happy Fun Land where all types of artists are welcomed to come out showcase their talents on this night of poetry and music. This event is scheduled to go down only on odd Thursdays of each month. For example, if it is June 13th and it is a Thursday then Odd Thursday will be happening. If the Thursday is Odd, then so are we. There will be a different theme for each night. $5 cover. Doors open at 8 pm. Show starts at 8:30 pm. Show ends no later than midnight.There will be plenty of wine and beer served in exchange for donations. Free parking available behind the venue. Sponsored by Southmorehouse Presents and hosted by the wonderful and unpredictable Kyle Blue.

Super Happy Fun Land

3801 Polk Street

Houston, Tx. 77003

Schedule:

more dates to be added