Back in June, we told you about Lance Schroyer – the longtime OHP bodyguard and former member of Markwayne Mullin’s security detail who followed his old buddy to Washington and somehow wound up as Donald Trump’s nominee to run ICE.

You know, the normal career trajectory for an Oklahoma bodyguard.

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Instead, we have an eclectic mix of stuff to do, from staring into space to Bollywood after dark, a mainline hit of Bourdain nostalgia and more. Here's your lineup...

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Well, I assume every day is probably a great day to be a billionaire, but for Harold Hamm, it’s extra special.

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When we last checked in on the slow-smoked scammer, he had just been transferred from the third-world Oklahoma County Jail to the Grady County Jail for his own protection.

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Usually, I try to review mostly “authentic” places, trying not to prop up spots that are as counterfeit as a Taco Bell extra value meal. That being said, one of the better non-Mexican Mexican dives is Del City’s venerable Mid-Del Taco, 4320 SE 15th.

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The fair is many things to many people, and some would say it’s not worth it to bring a little kid.

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The catch? They were apparently Shelton's seats.

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Here's where to find them…

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After weeks of waiting, my car desperately needed tires. I planned to get a new set at Discount Tire on Northwest Expressway with my dog Sean in tow. But, as I was walking out to my car, suddenly, electrical shocks surged through my body as my right leg went dead and I fell back onto the pavement.

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In case you missed it, Markwayne Mullin – Secretary of the Department of Homeland Security and the embodiment of every drunk dude at the Buffalo Wild Wings bar on UFC Fight Night who is pretty sure he could totally take those fighters – is very concerned about “birth tourism.”

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From writing breakup texts to creating weird photos to doing lazy people’s homework – three examples I asked AI to come up with – its creepy, future-civilization-controlling footprint is everywhere, including the Oklahoma judicial system!

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Lots of it. 

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