The Lost Ogle

Friday Night in the Big Town: March 19-21

marisa — Fri, 19 Mar 2010 04:51:22 +0000

What it do, gentle readers? It’s just little old me, Marisa, again. I have to say, that I have grown extremely fond of our little Friday internet communions. I feel we’ve become a part of each other’s lives now. I look forward to sharing my wisdom and savvy with you. I’m as integral a part [...]

Page 3: Why Your City Sucks: Small Town Edition

Royce — Thu, 18 Mar 2010 18:40:55 +0000

Some people in this state like to say things like this: “The small towns in Oklahoma are what make this state so great. The charm, the people, the down-home America feel – it’s wonderful.” And while that’s mostly true, a lot of the reason people like to stereotype Oklahoma as a redneck state that doesn’t [...]

Ogle Madness: West Region – Lower Bracket

Clark Matthews — Thu, 18 Mar 2010 06:00:52 +0000

With today’s voting, the first round of Ogle Madness will conclude. The actual tournament known as “March Madness” is only getting started just today…with March more than half over. Slackers. (6) Jesse Jane vs. (11) Clark Matthews About Jesse Jane: Conference: Flesh Who she is: Porn Star Biggest Strength: Hot fans. Biggest Weakness: Uhm…her acting skills. - About Clark Matthews: Conference: Lost Ogles Who he is: [...]

Porn Addiction: How [Not] To

Chad — Wed, 17 Mar 2010 20:00:28 +0000

Happy St. Pat’s, folks. Now that that’s out of the way… On Monday I was cruising News9.com for stories about decent weather and dumb new laws when I came across this poor bastard’s tale. I’m not sure if it’s sad or funny or both. I see plenty of computer-porn desperation in my line of work, [...]

Introducing, the Lollipop Guild

Clark Matthews — Wed, 17 Mar 2010 17:00:36 +0000

In the weeks leading up to the NCAA tournament, seeds are the primary focus of attention. Would Oklahoma State’s bubble be strong enough to get them in the dance? Could the Cowboys win over Kansas propel them into the upper half of seeds? Did OU fans realize that basketball season was going on? Once the [...]

Ogle Madness: West Region – Upper Bracket

Clark Matthews — Wed, 17 Mar 2010 05:10:08 +0000

Today we begin the Ogle Madness games in the West Region. This region is the final stop of the first round. All games will be played in Guymon. (1) Carrie Underwood vs. (16) Scott Bradley (8) Toby Keith vs. (9) Chera Kimiko (4) Bob Stoops vs. (13) Video Vigilante (5) Thunder Girls vs. (12) Ed Kelley Vote for after the jump. (1) Carrie Underwood vs. (16) Scott Bradley About Carrie Underwood: Conference: Hot [...]

Tulsa Tuesday – Taking Our Country Backward Tour…

IrritatedTulsan — Tue, 16 Mar 2010 12:03:46 +0000

FOX attention whore Glenn Bleck (typo, but it stays) and anti-dinosaur enthusiast Sarah Palin spoke at the Tulsa Convention Center Saturday to launch the Taking Our Country Back Tour. Country musicians John Rich and Gretchen Wilson sang sum songs after the speeches. All four come from the magical Land of Simple Truth where nothing a liberal does [...]

Ogle Madness: South Region – Lower Bracket

Clark Matthews — Tue, 16 Mar 2010 05:05:25 +0000

Today we tip-off the games from the lower half of the South Region. Here are the match-ups. (6) Rascal Racers vs. (11) Jenni Carlson (3) Brad Henry vs. (14) Keiton Page (7) Matt Kemp vs. (10) Sgt. Jennifer Wardlow (2) Wayne Coyne vs. (15) Doritos Prostitute As always, vote after the jump. Voting ends at midnight. (6) Rascal Racers vs. (11) Jenni Carlson About Rascal Racers: Conference: The Great State Fair [...]

Oklahoma City is Popular

Patrick — Mon, 15 Mar 2010 15:48:02 +0000

When the Thunder first moved to Oklahoma City, our town was an easy target for national writers looking for a hillbilly joke or two. Now that our NBA team is seeing some success on the court, it seems like our national vibe is starting to change a little bit. Need proof, watch [...]

Ogle Madness: South Region – Upper Bracket

Clark Matthews — Mon, 15 Mar 2010 05:15:00 +0000

Today we start the second week of Ogle Madness III. Last week, we had a bunch of close battles but only a few upsets. Check out Chad’s recap for more information. Anyway, here are today’s games. We start things off in the South Region. (1) Kristin Chenoweth vs. (16) Alex Cameron’s HBO Shirt (8) The Pioneer Woman vs. (9) Dean Blevins (4) Jennifer Pierce vs. (13) [...]