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      <title>“For God’s Sake - has anyone got a puncture repair kit?”</title>
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      <title>Episode 7 - “Roasted Turkey”</title>
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      <title>Episode 6 - “Mind the Gusset”</title>
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      <title>We launch a new feature!</title>
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      <description>In this episode Emma and Dave find Jesus, discuss women painted as cows and the Race for Life - did Emma make it? This podcast has a new feature: &quot;The Peter Dickson Relationship Workshop for the Emotionally Unstable.&quot; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Come with us into The Mental Spa treatment cubicle where we can get stuck into you...</description>
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