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Richard ALPEN has A drinking PROBLEM

noreply@blogger.com (ThEmIsFiTiShErE) — Thu, 16 Jul 2009 22:59:00 +0000

HELLO people of EARTH!! It is I the great LOSTigator and SPOILErgator BAck with more LOST goodNess!!

My SECRET moleman AT FOX has sent me THIS top SECRET undercover Exlupsive!! Here are THE first moving IMAGES from Season 6!! It shows Richard Alpen HAS a serious DRINKING problem!!

I dont THINK i like THE way THINGS are shaping up FOR season 6!!

I HAVE found the MAN in Black!!

noreply@blogger.com (ThEmIsFiTiShErE) — Wed, 10 Jun 2009 12:06:00 +0000

With My spoon I watched ALL of lost again!! and I have FOUND the MAN in BLACK!!

I used MY man IN black RECOGNITION software and IT came OUT as 99.999992001% ACcuracy!! Alought MY accuracy ALgorithm IS only 2.83% Accurate!!

As YOu can see from THESE electronic IMAGES of pixals THAT this is THE man in Mureal!!

My REVIEWS!! Episode 5x17 - Pirates of THE car and BEANS!!

noreply@blogger.com (ThEmIsFiTiShErE) — Thu, 21 May 2009 10:40:00 +0000

HELLO!! LOst fans!!

I wastched THE new episode LAST night but I was a LITTLE disappointed WITH it!! THey Seemed TO introduce A lot of NEW characters AND seemed to FOCUS the WHOLE episode on the BLACK rock and the Pirates although I did not SEE any CARS and only a few BEans!!

I did NOT like the NEW charaacter CALLED JAck Barrow but MRS Swann WAS nice to LOOK at with MY spooon!! Also I did nOT understand ABOUT the importance of David JONES locket!!

All IN all I thought THE Black ROCK was FILMED nicely BUT I would have liked to HAVE seen how iT crashed on the ISLAND and I did NOT like the introduction of MY ghosts!!

I will WATCH it again WITH a large Cooking POT on my head and Toothpaste in mY eyes to see what ELSE I can uncover!!

THe MISFit Dares TO ask!! is THIS man the SMoke MONSTER!!

noreply@blogger.com (ThEmIsFiTiShErE) — Mon, 18 May 2009 09:08:00 +0000

Hello Interweb PEOPLE!! After Rewatching the latest EPISODE I See Dents with MY spoon and ONE eye Closed I think I have FOUND some new FActoids!!

In the PHOTO made of PIxels below you CAN see a strange MAN int he MIDDLE!!

In the VERY next Photographic MOVIE frame he Transforms into the SMOKE monster and LIfts the other 2 PEOPLE up in the AIR!!

I ran MY Smoke MONSTER recognition SOFTWARE on this PERSON and it is 91.9334% SURE it is the SMOKE monster!!

I cannot Wait to Wednesday TO see the NEXT info

Season 6 OPENING scene LEAKED!!

noreply@blogger.com (ThEmIsFiTiShErE) — Sat, 16 May 2009 08:09:00 +0000

Hello PEOPLE my Moleman AT CBS has sent me A leaking COPYING of the first SCENE from SEASON 6

MY Reviews!! I See Dents!!

noreply@blogger.com (ThEmIsFiTiShErE) — Thu, 14 May 2009 14:57:00 +0000

MY Reviews!! I See Dents!!

I have TO first SAY sorry as I report that the THe title was "I am SID Dent" but I decided TO watch the EPISODE again with MY head in a Orange Ballon and I was able to MAKE out THE title better as "I See Dents" and ALTHOUGH breathing was somewhat DIFFICULT it was worth IT as I saw PLENTY of dents as the metal Was SUCKED into the WHOLE!!

THis was THE best epiosode EVER and it seemed TO run a few MINUTES longer than Other episodes!! I ran the EPISODE through MY AWESOME recognition software and it CAM out at 99.4493% which IS pretty AWESOME!!

Ireally CANNOT wait for next weeks EPisode!!

HERE is my REviews!!

I did NOT understand WHY ben when he should OF been killing JACOB took TIME to do some Rug Shopping!! It seemed OUT of Character!!

It LOOKS like the super GLUE that stuck PENNY and desmond TOgether is NOW sticking RIchard Alpen TO the WALL!!

Ben and LOCKe really SHOULD have tried to LOOK for a FIRE distinguisher!!

JUliets SHOOTIng techinque IS still LACKING now she is FIreing on ONE leg

As I have SUSPECT since 2002 THAt juliet is in FACT a robot AND her metal PARTS is causing her to be SUCKED down into the MAGNET!!

Now JULIET really is taking the PISS with THIS shoot Technique!!

It appears THAT Kate was Slightly Constipated IN this EPisode!!

Sayeed STILL has not recovered FROM his sleepiness AND has to SIT down at a vital TIME!!

EVEN jack IS getting Frustrated at Sayeed LAzyiness!!

This PART really DISAppointed mE!! Sun and JIN really SHOULD have found a better time to GET married!! |The was TOO much going on and TO be QUITE frank I am surprised THEY managed to FIND a priest ON the Island!!

I could NOT believe that LOCKE fell out of ANOTHER window!! It was NICE that Jacob was there TO try to HELP!!

Finally WE see THE Evil Alvin Hason AKA Bernard THE crazed Dentist!! I found it FUNNY that he got his HAND stuck in the CUP!!

As I said 7 years AGO that ROSE is in fact JACOB and they are LIVING in Jacobs Cabin!!

I used MY hand CRUSHING recognition software AND calculated that this WAS 87.44785% PAinfull!!

Nice TO see Charlies Dribble SHAFT ring that HE left FOR baby Erin!!

Nice TO see JAcob Bandaged UP after HIS 4th Degree BURNS!!

Naida IS not very GOOD a crossing ROADS!!

SHe WAS smashed UP!! I used my CAR recognition SOFTWARE to find out that THIS car was Driven by BEN!!

I was SO happy to SEE the foot AGAIN but I was an ODD place for JACOB to LIVE but I guess EVIL Bernard (AKA the EVIL Alfred Hansom) is NOW squatting in HIS cabin!!

GREAT to see FRANK lapdancer again!!

ONCE again the peices ARE coming together as I predicated IN 1991 THAT locke actually HAS a twin!! This one APPEARS a lot sleepier than THE other LOCKE!!

I examined the STATUE and if you LOOK at the LARGE version you WILL see LOTS of Flies around HIS head!!

Is JACOB a Chair!!

noreply@blogger.com (ThEmIsFiTiShErE) — Sun, 10 May 2009 23:10:00 +0000

SomethinG odd is GOING on!!

I think ABC or NASA or maybe someone from New Zealand HAS hacked into my INTERNET and has replaced MY Copy of "The MAN who brought a CURTAIN" video with a VERSION that has had JACOB removed!! I suspect THAT they did this AS they know I would REVEAL more mammouth FACTS of Truth ABOUT jacob!!

Either THAT or JACOB is a chair!!

J.A.C.O.B. = Just Another Chair Of Bens!!

MY Reviews!!Swallow THe Ladder

noreply@blogger.com (ThEmIsFiTiShErE) — Thu, 07 May 2009 14:16:00 +0000

HEllo FANS!! I loved Last NIGHTs episode "Swallow THE leader!!" IT was THE bestest EVER and I jumped up and DOWN in my pyjamas WITH joyfull GLee!! HOWEVER i only noticed 3 Ladders in the EPISODE and not once did SOMEone try to Swallow it!! I shall use my Ladder SWALLOWING detecting SOftware to TRY and find it LATER!!

I was VERY concerned WITH BEN as HE appears to HAVE a large STICK sticking out of HIS head!!

LOCKS legs SEEMED a little short in THIS episode and IT was nice to SEE a younge Bob MARLEY make a GUEST appearance!!

I felt SORRY for Locke when EVERYONE surrounded HIM and started STARing!!

LIKE me with MY twitter ACCOUNT Locke as A lot of people FOLLOWING him!! I am SURPRISED he did not notice them!!

HURLEY looks like his STILL has not got over his eating DISORDER

I FELT really Sorry FOR RICHARD alpen WHEN someone put his NICE boat IN a bottle!!He is using SOME tweeeeezers TO try and remove iT!!

It was VEERy odd that SOMEone was putting FISH and ALIENS on the washing LINE!!

It was NICE of LOCKE to return Richard Albans PET cat to him although LIKE in recent weeks his CAT seems very SLeepy and has to be CARRIED!!

It LOOKS like the SKin sickness THAT affected BEN is now SPREADING like the WIne FLU that is GRIPPING mexico and Sacremento is now affecting POOR jack!!

I really DID not enjoy LOOKING up Daniels Faraways NOSTRILS!!

DO the PEOPLE on the Submarine have EYEsight PROBLEMS as the DIALS and clocks SEEM mammouthly HUMUNGous!!

AGAIN this was POOR as just when he WAS about to speak HE fell ASLEEP!!

SOmeone SHOULD tell LOCKE that his walking STICK is on FIRE!! It was good to SEE libby AGAIN!!

THe LAMPOSTS on the island appear to be getting SHORTER!!

I still CANT believe they cannot get a OLDER charlotte!!

AND now Sawyer HAS the skin disease!! AND yet again I am dismayed LIKE a dismayed badger THAT he choose THIS moment to fall ASLEEP!! He should BE looking FOR dharma SKIN cream!!

WHY did RADskinski NEED to ask SAWYER where Kate WAS when HE could CLEARLY see her on the TV!!

SAWYER needs to take to VITIMINS as he was CONSTNATLY falling asleep!!

FINALLY they have found a CURE for Harold Goodpace's CRAZY hair GROwTH!!

NOT sure WHY Eloise WAS trying TO suffocate Daniel!!Had she NOT already DONE enough DAMage by Shooting HIM!!

It LOOKs like JUliet has the EARLY stages of the SKIN disease!!I also THOUGHT it very callous of HER to FIND it amusing that SAWYER was getting beaten UP!!

MY Reviews!! The VERY able!!

noreply@blogger.com (ThEmIsFiTiShErE) — Thu, 30 Apr 2009 15:32:00 +0000

HELLO fans!! I was Excited WITH last nights EPISDODE The Very Able!! as IT had lots OF stuff IN it!!

HERE is my REVIEWS!!

Kate REALLY need s to LEARN to drive BETTER!! HAVing your EYES closed is NOT good advice and it WOULD cause YOU to fail your DRIVING test in moist Countries EXPECT maybe Tunisa OR Mozambeek!!

I DONT think THREATING to shoot the GRASS was Daniel BEst Tactic WHEN dealing With CRAZED radzinsky!!

It was VERY commendable THAT jack was RISKING his life in Protecting the Dharma OIL bottles!!

I got FRUSTRATED that Jack took TIME out from THE rescue of the OIL bottles TO pull some SILLY faces!! It was NOT the time FOR this silly HUMOUR!!

Nice TO see FRANK lapdancer fitting INTO dharma!!

It was VERY sweet WHEN jack Placed HIS hugley LONG arm around KATE!!He must HAVE arms as LONG as MR tickles!!

It LOOKS like Faradaze IS also SUFFERING from the HAIR sickness That has infected OTHERS like Horace Godspace!!

His HAIR has NOW zoomed TO crazy Proportions!!

AS we SAW in previous EPISODES where BEN had a BAD skin Disease IT now LOOKS like IT spread TO Daniel Faradaze NECK!! Maybe THIS is part of the RECENT Pandemic OF Wine FLU!!

THIS man seems to BE defeying GRAVITY by standling AT a diagonal Angle!!

NICE to see Sawyer have TIME to cook a LARGE meal FOR him and Juliet!!

I was A bit confused AS to why Miles seemed smaller IN this episode!!

It was UPSETTING to see Penny AND desmond SuperGLUED together LIKE this!! Hopefully THE doctors can sepearate THEM!! It ALSO shows THAT penny got shot as well AS I predicted lAST janUARY!!

SO finnally WE see the ORIGIS of MRS Cluedo!!

I am GETTING so ANGRY recently with all THESE continuity ERRORS!! Charlotte was A lot bigger THAN this!! MAYE Recbecca Mad WAS not AVAILABLE for the FILMING but they SHOULD have got SOMEone TALLER!!

NOT sure WHY they showed A CLOSE up of A Ribena Spill ON Daniels COAT!!

YET again AT key SCENES in the EPISODE the main Characters DECIDE to fall ASLEPP!! THis is JUST not ACCPETABLE anymore!! ABC need to HIRE a FItness IN STRUCTORS!!

My REVIEWS!! Episode 5.14 THE vegtable!!

noreply@blogger.com (ThEmIsFiTiShErE) — Thu, 23 Apr 2009 11:56:00 +0000

HELLO fans!!

I am VERy sad to SAY that my REVIEW is very short BECUASE quite frankly I was DISGUSTED with the new EPISODE!!

They WASTED so much time with FLASHBACKS which to BE honest I have ALREADY seen!! It SEEMED pointless to SHOW quite so many of them!! It SEEMed like the PERSON in charge of creating the PREVIOUSLY on LOST segment Had suffered A mental BreakDOWN and seemed TO have IT run FOR an hour!!

I was ALSO consfused AS to why RICHARD alpin was talking SO much!!How did HE know all THIS stuff!!

THIS new episodes CHANGE of direction IS very WORRYING and I hope JACK bendy DOES a better JOB next week!!

I hope Next weeks EPISODE "FELL on a Healer" Will BE much BETTER!!

I KNOW what the INCident Is!!

noreply@blogger.com (ThEmIsFiTiShErE) — Wed, 22 Apr 2009 08:56:00 +0000

HELLO fans!! I have FOUND a promo PHOTO made with ElectroniC pixels that SHOW what the Incident IS!! IT looks like IT is when HURLEY loses A leg!!

I KNOW who dies IN the finale!!

noreply@blogger.com (ThEmIsFiTiShErE) — Sun, 19 Apr 2009 19:54:00 +0000

Hello MY faithFUL fans!!

Here is A photo from THE Season 5 FINAle called "The IMplement"

Dont LOOK at the photo ABOVe otherwise you WILL be spoiled!!

MY Reviews!! Someone LOST a Sloth!!

noreply@blogger.com (ThEmIsFiTiShErE) — Thu, 16 Apr 2009 12:28:00 +0000

HELlo1 AGAIn it is I the great Lostigatior!! I was THRILLED and sad YET somewhat Giddy With love for this EPISode!! I HAVE some questions THOGGHT!!

REMEMBER to click THE photos to ZOOM in MAMMOUTHLY to see the pixel Goodness!!

I found THE title a little ODD and I do NOT recall someone LOSING a sloth!!

It was NICE to see KAte working with Marlin CANdles on the SITE!! I was A bit CONFUSED as to WHY you would need a DEAD body to build A building!!

I jumped UP with joyful GLEE when I saw my FAVorite ship on screen AGAIN!! KOGER is the only SHIP worth following!!

ALthough IF kate wants to LAND this handsome HUNK she is going to HAVE to stop Dribbling!!

They HAVE been showing the SWINGS a lot in LOST and i suspect that THE season 5 finale WILL be Swing Centric!! I think THE final will be called THE Swing!!

It LOOKS like the ISLAND sickness of CRAZY hair has also affected nOT only HORACE but NOW naomi!! It was ALSO nice to see her BETTER from her vicious KNIFE attack!!

It LOOKS like Miles MUM could use some OF Namois OR horaces HAIR as this IS not a good LOOK!! In fact MAYBE horace stole her HAIR!!

I coulD not believe THEY killed HURLEY!! I wept uncontrollably like a hedgehog!!

I found IT strange that WIDMORE was on the COVER of sports illustrated!! I dont WANT to see him in a Bikini!!

I shouted quietly WHEN the numbers came on the screen again!! At first I did not KNOW what food took 3.16 MINutes to COOK so I wrote an Microwave TIMING recognition system With my brain!! it took 49 MINUTES to process but at the END it told me with AN 99.019331% accuracy THAT the food was a Microwave MEAL!!

WHY did no ONE suspect this Crazy child of Murdering THIS poor fellow!!

FINALLY someone has had ENOUGH of crazy Phils Eyebrows. HE needed to be KNOCKED unconscious before they MET in the in the middle and Joined to make one LARGE evil eyebrow!!

I thinK THIS is the scene where Pierre Earwax WAS looking for his LOST sloth!!

This MAN needs SAFETY googles on!! His clipbaord is starting to SPARK!!

LOOKS like my predictions from 2005 ARE coming TRUE and that MILES in facts loves men!! I thought IT was a very touching moment that they shared together ALthough it lost some of ITS romance with all the DIRTY laundry in the background!! I would have preferred ROSES and Petals with maybe a duck or giraffe as well. Also WAS it just me or DID Widmore here SEEM fatter!!

I think IT's always SAD to see a Pro Footballer lose a LEG!!

I think JACK must be a rubbish TEACHER of Egyption AS the only person in HIS class was Deranged DRUNK roger!!

I found IT odd THAT hurley WAS writing The RETURN of the JEDI!! I think A better one WOULD have been SPICE World or Some LIKE it Hot!! DID you notice the APPLE mac logo ON the notebook!! Good product PLACEMENT by APPLE their!!

Juliet REALLy should have BETTER things to do with her TIME rather than MAKE cakes and MODELS!!

Great TO see DANIEL back!! BUT sawyer needs to STOP putting so MUCH stuff in HIS mouth!!

MY Reviews!! Dennis IS dead!!

noreply@blogger.com (ThEmIsFiTiShErE) — Thu, 09 Apr 2009 15:40:00 +0000

Hello INTERNAT fans!! HERE is my REVIEW of Dennis IS DEAD!!

I have TO admit THAT i dont know WHO dennis IS but I will REwatch my eyes CLOSED to find OUT!!

It was NICE to SEE Annie again althought I was sure there WAS not such an AGE difference BETWEEN benny and ANNIE!!

It LOOKS like BEN as AN alergic REACTION to water as WE finally FIND out the SOURCE of his skin COMPlaint!!

AS I have MENTIONED before IT is not GOOD traing to NOT look where you are SHOOTing!!

LOOK what HAPPENS he SHOOTS poor Irish DESMONDS shopping and HIS milk explodes Violently!! I think THIS is what BEN meant WHEN he said "GOT milk!!"

CHARLES wideload seems much much OLDER here!! IT was NICE to see A flashforward to 2025!!

MORE fun with ANNIE!! ALTOUGH the smoke monster APPEARS to have attached itSELF on bens HEAD!!

FRANK lapdancer seemed a LOT shorter in this EPISODE than WHAT i remembered!!

BEN is not good with GUNS now he has KILLED ceesar!! VERY careless!!

IT was NICE to see BEN showing us SOME holiday SNAPS!! I ran this THROUGH my newly developed Holiday RECOGNITION software and I have deteremine dthat THIS is IN Madagascar where THose carton animals LIVE!!

I did NOT enjoy seeing A CLEARLY fake Balerina perform!! THERE are more important THINGS to show us!!

HURLEY lost a lot OF weight this EPISODE!!

IS this DENIIS?

This WOMAN is HUGE almost as TALL as the HORSE!!

ALEX face Seemed A LOT larger in THIS episode!!

I was NOT at all INTERSTED in seeing BENS plumbing PRoblems!! This WAS valuable TIME wasted AGAIN!!

NICE to see Karl again HELPing BEN to capture HIS future GIRLfriend ALEX!!

LOOKS like they are TRYING to get into THE planes MINI bar so they CAN have a beach PARTY!!

I gigled LIKE a 28.4 YEAR old gymnast AT the DHARMA person who obviously SAT down on a BENCH with wet YELLOW paint!!He he hA!!

My REVIEWS!! What is HAPPening DID not HAPPEN!!

noreply@blogger.com (ThEmIsFiTiShErE) — Thu, 02 Apr 2009 14:54:00 +0000

HELLO fiends!! I have JUST watch the episode AGAIN with my Binoculars SO I could find MORE clues FOR you all!!

HERE is my review!!

It WAS nice to SEE bens Skin complaint clearing UP and it was nice that Locke WAS reading bed time STORIES to him!!

Claires sister DOES not LOOK or sound liike HER!!She had A funny accent that WAS either Cockney OR iranian!!

It was NICE to meet a young pickett AGAIN before juliet Blew him away a FEW years later on the BEACH over a disagreement about Boats or something!!

YET again AT a key moment THE actor falls asleep!! THis is VITAL time we are wasting LET alone Dangerous to fall asleep AFTER taking a SHOWER and slipping!!

Some ONE has attached a Beer KEG tube TO Ben!! I think HE is too young TO drink beer as YOU can see from the RESULT of him looking sleepy and Drunk!!

YEt AGAIN i tried to call JACK from some answers but I kept GETTING an irate woman who Kept on yelling AT me!!

Claire HAS not Aged well SINCE her time in the CABIN!! But it was STILL nice to see her again!!

Erin seems TO have shrunk since The LAST time we saw him!!

BUT he WAS soon inflated back to full size!!

I dont THINK taht is going to FIT kate!!

Kate NEEDS to find a BETTER place to HIDE as I am sure her ARMS and legs are sticking OUT!! ALthough JULIET seems to be HAVING trouble walking AND is having to concentrate VERY hard on each STEP!!

It LOOKS like we finally found OUT why BEN is EVIL!! Kate is Giving him HER evil BLOOD!! It is ALL coming TOGETHER nicely AS i Predicted in 2010!!

I was CONFUSED why Hugo WAS counting his FINGERS!!

It was FUNNY to see Juliet FART whilst performing on BEN!! I went all GIGGLY then very serious WHEN that happened!! It looks LIKE sawyer COULD not take the smell!!

Iwas SURE ben was SHOT on the other SIDE of his BODY!! Maybe THE magent IN the swan HAS pulled it across him!!

Phills EYEbrows are getting DARKER and more worringly THEY are getting closer together!!

I think THIS now Proves beyond a DOUBT that horaces hair is NOw an incarnation of the SMOKE monster!!It is GRowing out of Control Each Episode!!

At LAST i have A ship I can BE proud TO follow!!Eahnough SKATING and jatering!! This NEW man in Kates LIFE is a breath OF fresh AIR!! Kate AND roger MAKE the perfect COUPLE!!

I call THIS ship Koger!!

It does APPEAR that hurleyis taking advantage of the JOB of Chef!!

I hope Richard DOES not kiss BEN!! I am NOT sure I like where THIS story Is GOING!! It could BE illegal in some PARTS of the USA and belgium!!

THank YOu TO all my FANS!!

noreply@blogger.com (ThEmIsFiTiShErE) — Sat, 28 Mar 2009 15:25:00 +0000

OVer the YEARS many of my MILlions of FANS have sent in photos and SKETCHES of me!!SOme HAVE created t-shirts!! SOme DRAWINGS and some JUST odd!!

I thINK you will agree THAT i am PROBBABly the most FAMOUS lostigator AND spoilerGATOR on earth AND under the OCEAN!!

The 32 FACES & split PERSONALITIES of Alvor Hanso!!

noreply@blogger.com (ThEmIsFiTiShErE) — Fri, 27 Mar 2009 15:30:00 +0000

It is NOW very OBVIOUS to me that Bernard (aka Alvor Hansen) is seriously disturbed!! So much SO that he has he has 32 DISTINCT split personalities!! I have NOW matched each PERSONALITY up and I think you will ALL agree that I am 103.4% correct HERE!! This can be the ONLY explanation for one person using UP every single LAST one of the 32 Human EMOTIONS!!

Is BERNARD/Hansen turning into the CHANCELLOR

noreply@blogger.com (ThEmIsFiTiShErE) — Thu, 26 Mar 2009 23:15:00 +0000

After watching STAR wars 5: Revenge of THE JEDI for the 39th TIME I think i've come to the conclusion that LYING dentist bernard (aka Alvin HANSEN) could indeed be transforming INTO the evil SUPREME Chancellor Palpateam!! I am 98.73% sure that THIS is a fact!! Maybe DESMOND is Obey-Wand Kenobey!!

My REVIEWS!! Episode 5x10 - He's OUR poo!!

noreply@blogger.com (ThEmIsFiTiShErE) — Thu, 26 Mar 2009 14:18:00 +0000

HELLO fans!! He is MY reviews and SOME questions!! I did nOT think THE title was VERY appropiate!!

This Person Bill has VERY distrubing Eyebrows!! I think THEY may be part of the SICKNESS

This SCENE was horriffic and MORE like A horror FILM!!It appears THAT there is an ARM coming out of the Cupboard!!Sayeed WAS right to Start SHOOTING at it before iT turned into a FULL person!!I suspect IT was Bernhard AKA the EVIl Alfred Hasin!!

I found IT odd that THE Dentists (PROBABLY a relation To BERNARD (aka THE evil Alvin Hansom)) was Playing A record BEFORE treating Sayeed!!

SAYeed looks IN a lot of PAIN and Sayer WAS right to TAKE him to see the Dentist PRONTO!!

Ronald LINUS does NOT like sandwiches!!

SAYEED as a trained Assissin REALLY should know better THAN to fire a gun with HIS eyes CLOSED!!

AS a result THE harry POTTER crossever EPisode has ended EARLY as sayeed HAS shot HARRY POTTER!!

This WAS not the TIME for jack to GET his lightsaber OUT!! I really DONT know what HE was doing!!

I tlooks LIKE the smokey MONSTER has changed COLOUR and is LEARNING to drive!!I think HE needed more lessons as HE crashes RIGHT into Hurleys HOUSE!!Or MAYBE the brakes have been Tampered WITH!!

It was NICE of SAyeed TO help Cindy with HER stuck BOOTS!!

I loved THE book CLub scene!! It lOOKS like they have agreed TO the next Book!!

About TIME Kate and juliet started TO earn there KEEP!! As I suspected JULIET and KAte are rubbish at CAR fixing!!You can SEE the results WHEN the smoke MONSTER took it for a DRIVE and the steering AND or AND breaks FAILED!!

FOR the 3rd EPISODE runnign when it was GETTING good a key CHARACTER falls asleep!!

SAayeed TOOTH ache appears TO be getting WORSE!!

Not SURE why THE densist was WRITING on the Sugar CUBE!! AND Im NOT sure SUGAR is the best treatment FOR someone with TOOTH decay!!

NOT sure why sayeed was pretending to BE asleep!! His EYES are still OPEN!! poor ACTING!!

It was NICE to see SAYEED is still busy Dismantling BENS house!!

The person WHO put HURLEY as a chef did NOT do a GOOD job as I suspect HE is eating MOST of the food!! HE did NOT even BRING kate or JACK any food!!

It LOOKS like the Island IS causing Horace Goosespeed HAIR to grow at a crazy RATE!!

Not SURE why harry Potter is Continuily BRING sayeed FOOD!! Maybe he IS the cause of THE tooth ache BY bringing HIM lots of SUGARY treats!!

NOT sure what THIS man was DOING at the beginning of the SHOW!! He seemed to WANT to kill chickens for some REASON!! I suspect THIS was an ADVERT for KFC that overran INTO lost!!

World EXLUSIVE!! Season 5 FINALE promotional STILLS revealed!!

noreply@blogger.com (ThEmIsFiTiShErE) — Tue, 24 Mar 2009 10:30:00 +0000

Thanks TO my Internation Network OF Spies and UNDERCOVER Operators I am the FIRST site on Earth and BEYOND to have EXCLUSIVE photos from the Season 5 FINALE!!

It LOOKS like this EPisode is a FUTURE Flashback SIdeways with CRAZY characters!! It appears that EVERYONE has aged 40 YEARS rapidly AND quickly TO make them HAVE wrinkly FACES!!

There IS no need to THANK me for this!!

DO not LOok at the photoos IF you dont Want to BE spoiled!!

Charlie RETURNS and the HUnchback MAN

noreply@blogger.com (ThEmIsFiTiShErE) — Sat, 21 Mar 2009 19:49:00 +0000

Hello Humans!!I am BACK with SOME astonding REVALATIONS and reveals OF lost GOodness!!

I decided to REWATCH the episode again to FIND clues THAT other lazy lostigators HAVE failed to find!! For THIS is watched THE episode Upside DOWN through A Fork and BACKWARDS with 1 EYE and 1 ear shut!! I have FOUND that this combination WORKS best for FIND eastern EGGS!

I did this and I found 2 AMAZING finds!! The FIRST is that CHARLIE is alive and BACK on the island! BUT more disturbingly there APPEARS to be a HUNCHBACK on the island!!

WE also SEE Afred Hansom int he PHOTO looking Very menacing!!Although FOr some reason he LOOKS a lot SMALLER!! Maybe It is so He can fit in the SWan station!!

My ReVIews!! Episode 5x09 - NAME the Master!!

noreply@blogger.com (ThEmIsFiTiShErE) — Thu, 19 Mar 2009 14:07:00 +0000

Hello FANS!! It Semms I was Confuddled LAST week and THIS is a NEW episode!! Here is MY reviews!!

I felt SORRY for SAyeed AS he APPEAR to have been LOCKED up for Wearing A BAD shirt!! I dont KNOW why SAWYER would NOT recognise Sayeed!!

SOMETHING odd is HAPPENING in this PHOTO there IS a MISSING man from THE right HAND end of the PHOTO!!MAybe he FLASHed when the CAMERA flashed OR he is INVISIBLE

IT was also NICE to see ANDO from Heroes APPEAR int he PHOTOS!! The Woman in THE white SHIRT should be fired for not wearing HER unifrom!!

YOU can see HIM in this PHOTO below!!

I felt SAD for Christin AS he APPEARS very LONELY living in OTHERSville ALL on his OWN!! Hs BOOK club meetings MUST be quite SHORT!!

It was NICE to see the SWAN hatch again BUT I seem to RECALL it being a BIT bigger than THAT!! MayBee ALL the Losties WERE shrunk IN the future to fit IN it!!

WHY did Juliet NOT recognose KATE!!

It was NICE to SEE Marvlin CANDLES again!!WHY did JACK not ask him ABOUT his ARM!!

YET again Disappointed WITH the writing!!Just as IT was getting GOOD they let BEN fall ASLEEP!! VERY lazy again BY Carlos CUSE!!

WHY did JIN not REcognise Sayeed!!It was NOT nice to PUT a gun to his HEAD!!

USING my detector RECognition SOFTWARE I found that they ARE using a EARLY ersion of Linux FOR there COMPUTERS!!

I giggled LIKE a giggly Schoolgirl WHEN i saw BABY ethon!! Juliet SHOULD have told HIM about HIS death!!

BEN still has a SERIOUS skin complaint!!He really NEEDS to see a DOCTOR!!

It APPEARS to be CONTAGIOUS!! Now FRANK lapdancer has it!!

NOT sure WHY juliet has 12 TV screens in her HOUSE!!Maybe SHE has become A COUCH cabbagge!!

WHY did they HAVE to tickle Illiyana TO wake HER!!

How CAN you fall aslepp DURING a PLANE crash!! I suspect SHE was DRUGGED or sleepy!!

WHO threw the SPEAR that killed THE PILOT!!

Why WAS the PLANE made of PLASTIC!! That CANNOT be the optimal Material FOR a plane!! THE FCC should be ALERTED!! I would HAVE thought Brass or Gold WOULD have been better!!

I dont LIKE where this is GOING in that Harold Potty SEEMS have have APPEARED on the ISLAND!! I don't LIKE these crossdressing EPISODES.

My ReVIews!! Episode 5x09 - NAME the Master!!

noreply@blogger.com (ThEmIsFiTiShErE) — Thu, 12 Mar 2009 13:54:00 +0000

HELLO !! Here IS my review FROM last NIGHT episode!!

I was VERY disappointed WITH this EPisodes as IT appeared TO have BEEN 1 very LONG flashback of LAST week!! I dont THINK we Needed TO see The PReviously ON Lost Segment in QUITE some detail!!

I thINK it was pretty LAZY writing, ACTING and direction!! I only NOTICED about 5 NEW scenes IN the EPISODE!!

I HOPE next Weeks EPISODE is a LOT better!!

I loved THE new DHARMA station FOR parties!! My SOURCE has told me it is THE disco STATIOn!! Not sure WHY annie was there DANCING though!! Ben will BE displeased!!

Horace HAD a lucky ESCAP from an EXPLODING cigar!! I think JACOB made it SO that he would STOP smking!! It was A shame THEY had to kill an Innocent TREE!!

It seems THAT charlotte HAS recovered And RUN off!!

Not SURE why they put the BAG over cindy's HEAD she was NOT that UGLY!!

This PART of the episode was POOR and annnoyed ME!! Just when IT was getting GOOD everyone decided to take a NAP!! That is LAZY writing if you ASK me!!

It was GReat to see another OF my PREDICATIONS come true in that CINDY was the mother Annie!! Although I dont THINK childbirth IS that painful and warranted THAT amount of screaming!! I will TRY childbirth THIS weekend and measure MY screams on my Screechometer!!

Not SURE why sawyer IS about to WALK into the LArge tyres!!

A doctor WITH massive GLASSES should BE able to READ the eye CHART but he SEEMS to be too close for ANY meaningful TEST

Juliet SHOULD have gone to Specsavers!! They are HORRIBLE contact Lenses!!

The EYEchart is shown again ALTHOGUH i am sure a 2 minute oLD baby Annie would NOT be able to READ the letters yet!!

It WAS fanastic to FIND where charlotte had run off TO but it may HAVE been just me BUT she seemed a little younger AND quite a BIT smaller!!

NOT sure why THEY are keeping the DEAD body maybe they ARE waiting for THE island to heal them!!

Great TO see the SUB back AnD proves MY theory OF 1999 THAT locke did NOT blow the SUB!!

I think THE flower is drugged with something!! maybe Drugs!! and it CAUSES sawyer to fall asleep!!

Who TAUGHT juliet to cook!! Last TIME i saw her she was Setting FIRE to muffins!!

WHY did Jin park so FAR away!! Were THEY testing Sawyers NEW glassses!!

HURLEY looks Hungrary!!

I think JACK overdressed FOR the occasion!! No one ELSE was wearing A SUIT!!

WHY did sayer STEAL their MObile phone!!

CINDY has massive EARwax ISSues!!

Horace AS i said was LUCKY!! But why is HIS cigar SO big!! It is NOT good for you!!

The THINg that confused me THE most was WHY saywer has been holding the ROPE for 2 weeks!!

I am A Furker!!

noreply@blogger.com (ThEmIsFiTiShErE) — Mon, 09 Mar 2009 13:25:00 +0000

I have BEEN getting millions OF emails FROM people ON the interNET and other Eletronic and plastic DEVICES asking ABOUT who I ship FOR!!AT first I thought THEY were Asking me TO go on a CRUISE with them OR maybe a Paddle BOAT to Mongolia!! BUT my Research HAs led me TO understand BETTER by using MY brian THAT they mean RELATIONship!!

THis Is mostly DONE by crazy Giggly SCHOOLGIRLS but I have BEEN know to giggle as I measured MY self on my Giggle-o-METER!!

This IS where YOU combine THE names of the PEOPLE to make A new NAME!! My favoruite is Furke WHICH is Ford and BURKE!! So TO those THAT asked I am A FURKER!!

HERE is a list of the OTHER popular AND well KNOWN lost shippy PEOPLE!!

Kack - JACK and kate!!
Sate - Sawyer and KATE!!
JACK - JUliet and JACK!!
MALT - MICHALE and walt!!
DENNY - Desmond and PENNY
Curley - CHARLIE and Hurley!!
CEN - CHarles AND ben!!
SIN - Sun and JIN!!
CLAIRE - Charlie and CLAIRE!!
JEN - Julient and BEN!!
Guliet - Gooddwin and BEN
Daples - Daniel AND Charlotte Staples Lewis
Sincent - SMOKEY and Vincent!!
Jrin!! Ji YEON and erin!!
Bocke!! - BEN and LOCKE!!
Sideload - Sawyer AND CHARLES wideload
Nablo - Nickky AND pablo
RernARD - ROse and BERNARD (aka THE evil alfred Hanso!!)

IF you KNOW of any MORE please LET me know BUY alerting me IN the Comments OF this POST on the INTERNET or on a SCRAP of paper and POSTING it to ME!!

The misFits Dares TO ask!! The Flooor!!

noreply@blogger.com (ThEmIsFiTiShErE) — Sat, 07 Mar 2009 14:51:00 +0000

HELLO again!! I watch THE episode AGAIN The Flooor with My ears CLOSED and my Ifra RED googles ON!!

And I have SOME questions THAT no other LOStigators HAS dared to ASK!! I guess THEY are too sacred OF Damien Limedoff AND Carlton Cussed!!

Question1!! WHY was THE statue Wearing A Mini-SKIRT!!

WHy did HORACE cut Himself SHaving!!His NECK is all bloody!!

WHY would THEY have a PICKNIC with Hoods ON!!HOW will THey eat the FOOD!!IT is quite FRANKLY rediculous!! I think THE continuity MAN should be SACKED!! I think He is called GREG Rations!! I should HAVE his JOB