In a slight deviation from precedent, each guest was told the question beforehand and given two minutes to think about it. Jordan ends up suggesting moving freeways, Jeff pitches cars fueled by seawater, Bryce likes the ideas of heated roads and Ryan wants to put advertisements inside those tiny hotel soaps. We also get really excited about pay-per-second drinking fountains that dispense soda.

We discuss which restaurants are the best and in the process Bryce defends Dairy Queen, Jimmy explains why other patrons keep him from eating at certain restaurants and Ryan decides he bases his opinion of a restaurant on how much he would hate working there. Jimmy also treats us to a magnificent tangent on Rancheritos and the nitty gritty of drug dealing.

Ryan claims he could beat us all in a fight to the death with a samurai sword, Bryce says he would just knock us down his stairs and Jimmy thinks he could train a saber tooth tiger and velociraptor to act as his guard dogs. Yeah, this one gets away from us a bit.

We get into hand-washing, pillowcases, walking around barefoot, sweating, food preparation, public restrooms and some other stuff. Jimmy is a germaphobe, as it turns out.

We talk about actors, doppelgangers, which portion of our adult lives would make for the best movie plot and whether or not our lives would even be worth making into a movie.

We discuss what it’s like to substitute teach, how strange little kids are, how middle school is a hell hole, whether teachers are justified in claiming they’re underpaid and a bunch of other schoolyard topics.

The brothers discuss a hypothetical situation and end up delving into what makes a robot a robot, a human a human, and which would ultimately be better. Don’t worry, it’s not nearly as serious as it sounds.

We discuss which people we choose to wish a ‘Happy Birthday” to on Facebook, which ones we don’t, and then we argue with Harper about how thoroughly a birthday should be celebrated.

Josh talks about the last scary movie he watched and then we try to figure out why these movies are appealing and why people like to feel scared.

We talk about how often we cry, what types of things make us cry and what our crying is like when we do it. Although we’re talking about crying, we actually end up laughing most the time.

A pleasant argument about which holidays should be thoroughly celebrated, how far that celebration should go, why celebrating things is the best, as well as a proposition for a new holiday or two.

A discussion about what we mean when we call people nerds, call people cool or call people losers. Also, a very honest analysis of where we fit in to all of that.