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Bye Bye Cellphone

Not only is “Bye Bye Cellphone” a quirky and gorgeous ode to a lost cellphone (I know, I know… but honestly, could you imagine your life without yours?) it’s also a magnificent album from a French trio called 1973, who despite their name, are drenched in 1960s California sounds. Surf music emerged in the early...

Ten Predictable #VMA Tweets

Ten Predictable #VMA tweets

Shows You Should Be Watching: Sons of Anarchy

Look, I get it. Mad Men is a good show. It’s well written, superbly acted, and John Hamm looks damn good in a suit. But can we maybe stop talking about it? Just for a minute. Just long enough for me to tell you about a little show called Sons of Anarchy. Now if you’re a big...

Dear M. Night Shyamalan: What Happened?

Dear M. Night Shyamalan, You wowed us with “The 6th Sense.” Film critics and audiences fell in love with you. We all wanted more of your psychological thrillers, unexpected plot twists and cute little boy actors. Your first film received over 31 awards and you walked on the red carpet right right into our hearts...

Things To Avoid On A First Date

He looked great on paper, good in his profile picture and my mutual friend described him as “a really nice guy.” I wasn’t sold but I felt the need to do some field research and agreed to go on a date with him. It wasn’t until I was getting ready that I realized how bad...

THATS GOING STRAIGHT TO MY BLOG!!! >:o

If you’re wondering how my drama free life is going so far: juuust great -.- last night was a perfect example of the usual night out in Mumbai again. new club opening. greatest party ever! cat fights and drama all over the place. I don’t understand why these gorgeous girls fight over boys here. percentage...

TRANSfiGURATion

I came across this video last night and it’s one of those videos that kind of disturbs, but doesn’t allow you to look away. The performance is pretty much flawless. It reminded me of Pans Labyrinth. The performer is a French artist by the name of Olivier de Sagazan. Enjoy.

Backin Up: Going Viral

This batshit crazy woman had NO IDEA that when she went to her local convenient store to grab a cup of coffee, that she would soon become an internet superstar. It was a normal morning for her on that fateful day of September 1st, when she fell victim to a gun toting robbery. Her daddy...

By The Fire. (Part Two)

Dan woke up in a sudden feeling of panic. His heart was beating extremely fast, and his breath was fighting to escape his lungs. His eye ducts were moist and gradually filling with tears. He looked around and did not know where he was. He was in a panicked state and his confusion was not...

Playlist: Funky Monkey

“What makes these songs worthy of the Funky Monkey title?”, you ask. “Good question”, I rebut. You see, I’ve been thinking the same thing and all I can come up with is that they induce the Funky Wiggle (a.k.a. the Monkey Groove) - that timeless shimmy shammy of the rumpus that wraps its stringy fingers around the listener. If you’re not doing the wiggle, that either means you needs to let some looseness going on, or, you’re a Bobble Header, which is cool! It’s cool! And I’m not talking about the kind of spastic bobble you see on the dashboards of old Chevys rumbling down gravel roads. No, I’m talking about something smooth and syrupy. Respect to all my Bobble Head freaks! After all, ya gotsta have both to haves the flava.