http://www.theofficequotes.com/rss/latestQuotes.rss From TheOfficeQuotes.com en-us (c) 2008 TheOfficeQuotes.com 2022-12-07T01:00:17+01:00 TheOfficeQuotes.com Quotes from The Office http://www.theofficequotes.com/season-9/new-guys <b>Andy Bernard </b> There are two things I am passionate about: Re-cycling and re-venge. <br /> http://www.theofficequotes.com/season-9/new-guys http://www.theofficequotes.com/season-9/new-guys <b>Creed</b> <i>[Excited]</i> In the parking lot today there was a circus! The copier did tricks on the high-wire... a lady tried to give away a baby that looked like a cat... there was a Dwight impersonator and a Jim impersonator... a strongman crushed a turtle... I laughed and I cried. Not bad for a day in the life of a dog food company. <br /> http://www.theofficequotes.com/season-9/new-guys http://www.theofficequotes.com/season-9/new-guys <b>Dwight Schrute </b> I can't use Phyllis! Are you kidding me? The moment she steps off this bar I'll be launched into space! God, you're so insensitive. <br /> http://www.theofficequotes.com/season-9/new-guys http://www.theofficequotes.com/season-9/new-guys <b>Dwight Schrute </b> Slack-lining? Big deal. Untie that rope, give it to a couple of pig-tailed schoolgirls, let them start jumping with it while chanting a rhyme and giggling about boys. Doesn't seem so macho now, does it? It's a JUMP ROPE! <br /> http://www.theofficequotes.com/season-9/new-guys http://www.theofficequotes.com/season-9/new-guys <b>Dwight Schrute </b> Slack-lining? Big deal. Untie that rope, give it to a couple of pig-tailed schoolgirls, let them start jumping with it while chanting a rhyme and giggling about boys. Doesn't seem so macho now, does it? It's a JUMP ROPE! <br /> http://www.theofficequotes.com/season-9/new-guys