The Oh Shit Handle

laters

Kervin — Sun, 20 Jun 2010 10:36:21 +0000

HEY EVERYBODY WE’RE MOVING TO TUMBLR BECAUSE IT’S FREE LIKE PIE tyrannosaurusbear.tumblr.com kbolts.tumblr.com AND PROBABLY OTHERS WOO YEAH MINIMALIST HIPSTER NETWORKING

This is dying…

David — Fri, 18 Jun 2010 02:37:01 +0000

Since we are just letting the site die, I started something new. It’s over at Tyrannosaurus Bear. I will be posting photos and other things that I find interesting. Oh, Betty can be found over at Uncool Little Sister for Hire.

necessity for title = ruined perfection

Kervin — Wed, 16 Jun 2010 06:56:03 +0000

“I’ll love you forever.” “I’ll lock your door.”

baby powder sleeve blues

Kervin — Sun, 13 Jun 2010 11:03:14 +0000

this website is dying, here, pretty soon the body and the brain of it will lie broken shambles, shampoo samplers tar-stained paint dripping down yellow. this website will have a funeral, soon post rows lining a casket, lines stuffed a harpy-slip of a transvestite father gripped by his son’s inability to purchase you, reader, will not be in attendance as the url for the [...]

Tapes, Costumes, Kittens and Beer

David — Mon, 07 Jun 2010 21:52:20 +0000

Ass Dizazter Craft times are F.U.N.!

witness

Kervin — Thu, 03 Jun 2010 02:39:18 +0000

the cruiser turned around to drive off after she put her boxed things in the seat

straight to voicemail

Kervin — Tue, 01 Jun 2010 18:51:18 +0000

the phone rings. caller id reads “jesus fighting a velociraptor.” christ, not again they’re not content with their situation. guess i’ll pick up and play receiver “she just always wants a fight,” says He. “put her on,” maybe I can gain some insight awkward fumble while jesus fights the velociraptor to hold the phone “hello.” “SKRREEEEEEEAARRRCCHHGGH” “mhm. could you put jesus back on?” clatter crunch thud. [...]

fighting

Kervin — Wed, 19 May 2010 07:48:25 +0000

i am bred with such contempt and not biologically but as far as i recall i’ve tripped on hate, maim, destroy, kill: silly short words whose simplicity fail to grasp an aching desire to disassemble with violence words voicing “you’re wrong,” and i turn around and break my wrist trying to break myself without being broken because my god, that’s easier than [...]

I Really Suck At Titles. End.

David — Fri, 14 May 2010 18:41:41 +0000

I Really Suck At Titles. Part Four.

David — Thu, 13 May 2010 16:37:44 +0000