The Oh Shit Handle

i ride a bike

Betty — Thu, 18 Mar 2010 19:30:10 +0000

it’s a beautiful day out. i officially woke up at 11:33 after rising and falling many times. i mozied around the apartment, trying to ignore the cat as she ran franticly back and forth, her nails scratching loudly on the floor. i cut up an old skirt and dressed for the day. clean face, brushed [...]

Foods & Boozes – Carly’s

Anna — Thu, 18 Mar 2010 16:00:24 +0000

Since we don’t have enough features that we habitually neglect, I think I’ll try out another one. This one’s called Foods & Boozes, and that’s exactly what it’s about. I decided to start with Carly’s Bistro in Phoenix. So what follows is sort of a restaurant review/cool evaluation (because we like judging stuff and imposing [...]

halfway from here to nowhere

Anna — Wed, 17 Mar 2010 16:00:55 +0000

the mesas like a massive fleet, at anchor, still and sobering in the fading twilight. row upon row crewed by ghost and dry dusky spirits of red earth. trains cutting through the waves of desaturated grass and sage, their earth-colored forms a dotted directional line leading me from point a to point be chasing the sun westward, hot sticky road stretching out infinitely in front, black [...]

for your * pleasure – what is the opposite of psychedelic rock

Kervin — Tue, 16 Mar 2010 17:00:26 +0000

good evening, ladies and germs. please refrain from throwing your rotten fruits and vegetables of ignoring these huge chunks of text i devote to screaming about things i like for a second, that is, please just refrain from the internet standby of tee ell semi-colon dee arr, because i’d like to introduce to you FOR [...]

ask and ye shall receive – polarity switch

Kervin — Mon, 15 Mar 2010 23:24:53 +0000

first, i will turn you into money, then i will put you in my wallet. i put my wallet in my pocket and sit on it. when i need some more money, i will buy it with you– change you in for the one-hundred pennies you are worth– soggy, used, discarded you. and when we’re done with you, we’ll put [...]

Oh Nikola, You Silly-Billy.

David — Sun, 14 Mar 2010 00:42:16 +0000

Saturday Cool

Anna — Sat, 13 Mar 2010 15:00:15 +0000

Sherin Guirguis’s studio visit on Beautiful Decay is really something. I’ve done papercut, but only once at that scale. Brain explosion.

there and back again

Kervin — Fri, 12 Mar 2010 07:32:58 +0000

no album reviews, suggested viewing, rampant poetry or silly diatribes out of me for a while, no– i will be too busy living the adventures what will become the sprawling, semi-conscious-stream-of-consciousness literary bar-setter and otherwise masterpiece known as my memoirs. there will be no computers, only pocket-sized notebooks; no healthy decisions, only beer and pizza; [...]

for your * pleasure – i’m serious, introduce me

Kervin — Thu, 11 Mar 2010 16:00:13 +0000

what up, peeps. i am overworked and underslept, which always makes for interesting revelations when i go back and re-read what i’ve typed a few days after the fact. so let’s all venture down the rabbit-hole to see how my slinky psychology and flimsy philosophies manifest destiny the shit out of this infinite canvas, shall [...]

this is pretty rad

Kervin — Wed, 10 Mar 2010 08:01:11 +0000

Strata #1 from Quayola on Vimeo. site-specific animation. not sure if the music was composed for the piece. i found it on a website all in russian, so that aspect was beyond me. words fail to describe– just watch it