The Random Guide To The Galaxy

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therandomguidetothegalaxy@yahoo.co.uk (therandomguidetothegalaxy@yahoo.co.uk) — Fri, 20 Apr 2007 00:00:00 GMT

Update - The Random Guide To The Galaxy::Please Visit The Site www.therandomguidetothegalaxy.blogspot.com for more info and all will be revealed! My Podcast Alley feed! {pca-65a7434f260f5996d9c259be106f8af9}

Episode 14: Stupid Things To Do To Your Computer, Begging & Doped Up Pidgeons

therandomguidetothegalaxy@yahoo.co.uk (therandomguidetothegalaxy@yahoo.co.uk) — Fri, 24 Nov 2006 00:00:00 GMT

Sorry we have not been able to post this up till today there was a problem with our computer. But it is almost 12 minutes of random podcasting for you to download. There is a Top Ten of Stupid Things to do to Your Computer and all usual features you have come to know and detest. We also bring news of old woman dealing crack cocaine to pidgeons and the RSPCA (yes they did pay us a substantial amount!) So download and subscribe this top quality podcast with toilet cleaning capabilities as standard. As always your are more than welcome to drop us a line here or vote on Podcast Alley.

Episode 12: Appreciation Days, Dodgy Charity & Chinese Resturaunts

therandomguidetothegalaxy@yahoo.co.uk (therandomguidetothegalaxy@yahoo.co.uk) — Mon, 30 Oct 2006 00:00:00 GMT

We apologise in advance for the apalling sound quality(laptop fan) and the fact that we have only put this up Monday both are caused by the fact that our computer has crashed (excuses, excuses). Anyway this weeks podcast is our longest podcast to date so there's even more randomness to enjoy. We dive into the seriously strange world of Appreciation Days:

1. World toilet day 19 Nov
2. Spam appreciation week 6-12 mar
3. Talk like a pirate day 19 sep
4. Day of older persons 1 oct
5. Loud tie week 29jan-5 feb
6. World television day 21 nov
7. Sleep in day 16 oct
8. World naturists day 1 may
9. Work your proper hours day 24 feb
10. Arthritus awareness week 3-7 jan

As well as this we bring the usual features such as The News, Plug Of The Week & Lawsuit Of The Week. Please take time out just to vote for us on Podcast Alley or leave a review on iTunes. Thanks for listening and feel free to drop us an email.

Episode 11: Things To Say To Chavs, The Antiques Roadshow & Complaining Old Farts

therandomguidetothegalaxy@yahoo.co.uk (therandomguidetothegalaxy@yahoo.co.uk) — Fri, 20 Oct 2006 00:00:00 GMT

Anyway after a ridiculously long amount of time we're back with all your favourite features including Plug Of The Week, The News & School Of Random. This weeks Top Ten is the Top Ten Things To Say To Chavs:

1)Wow! Is that really the fith old lady you've mugged today?
2)I want to be able to see my face in that
3)Missed a spot
4)Buger & Fries please
5)I asked for Coke not Diet Coke! Fool!
6)How much do you earn per hour?
7)Is that lift working yet?
8)I'd like to order an mp3. Thats spelt m-p-3!
9)I'll have that in size nine please
10)How far to the town centre?

Anyway hope you enjoy the hilarity any ideas email them to us! Thanks for listening and staying subscribed for so long. It's been a while but we're back

Episode 10: Injuries Caused By Stupidity, Toadstone & The News

therandomguidetothegalaxy@yahoo.co.uk (therandomguidetothegalaxy@yahoo.co.uk) — Fri, 05 May 2006 00:00:00 GMT

OK. Welcome to Episode 10. Yes the wait is finally over and the quality finish has been provided. Anyway in this weeks show there are capers afoot as we produce the best (/worst! It's your opinion!) 10 minutes plus of random nonsense. Coming Up:

This weeks Top Ten List of Injuries Caused By Stupidity:

1) Forgetting to throw a grenade after taking the pin out
2) Fixing a light bulb with the electricity still on
3) Putting lots of petrol on a BBQ then lighting it whilst leaning over
4) Showing off on a BMX
5) Covering yourself in bird food in Trafalgar Square
6) Swing rope over water then falling off
7) Failing to notice glass French Doors
8) Mowing the lawn when it's been raining
9) Drinking some concoction involving shampoo/bleach
10) Keeping large/predatory animals in your garden

Lawsuit of the Week

School of Random

The News

And Much More

OK. In five bullet points that is this weeks podcast so download, subscribe, but whatever you do, ENJOY!!!

Episode 9: Things That Annoy Us, Octoman & Police Brutality

therandomguidetothegalaxy@yahoo.co.uk (therandomguidetothegalaxy@yahoo.co.uk) — Fri, 21 Apr 2006 00:00:00 GMT

Hey, everybody welcome to episode 9. This week see's the end of our feature 'Nuclear Missile' in "brutal" fashion! Anyway you'll have to listen to find out what we're banging on about here! This weeks Top Ten is Things That Annoy Us:

1. Chavs
2. School
3. Parents/Guardians
4. Little Kids
5. Getting Up Early
6. Public Transport
7. Rain
8. Smokers
9. Broken Gadgets
10. Forgetting To Save Stuff

as well as Hybrid Of The Week and the news. So we'll hear from you all next week when we're coming from a very secure environment! Also don't forget to vote for us at Podcast Alley and why not drop us an email.

Episode 8: Getting Yourself Fired, Cats & The Usual Rubbish

therandomguidetothegalaxy@yahoo.co.uk (therandomguidetothegalaxy@yahoo.co.uk) — Wed, 05 Apr 2006 00:00:00 GMT

Thats right a Wednesday special edition of The Random Guide To The Galaxy. The reason: We can't get enough of bringing you people wonderful podcasts! (Roughly Translated As= I'm going on holiday tommorrow!) Anyway this weeks podcast contains one new feature, a top ten:

1. Let down the Bosses Tyres
2. Set off the fire alarm
3. Come in in Fancy Dress
4. Order lots of takeaways for the boss
5. Come in drunk and/or selling alcohol to clients/pupils
6. Change the passwords on the computers
7. Play heavy metal max volume
8. Change the time on all the clocks
9. Go on a violent rampage
10. Surf the web excessively

and the usual rubbish! The Superhero Of The Week takes a turn for the teeth as we bring you Dr. Dent (are they all doctors!). I see we are 247'th in Podcst Alley so keep on voting!!! Thats it from this weeks podcast...Adios Amigos...

Episode 7: April Fools Day Parnks, Senecide & Dr. Mustachio

therandomguidetothegalaxy@yahoo.co.uk (therandomguidetothegalaxy@yahoo.co.uk) — Fri, 31 Mar 2006 00:00:00 GMT

Sorry that I couldn't post this till this morning, but hey look on the bright side most the pranks would work best on a Monday anyway! Anyway after not doing a show last week the show must go on, so we have all our regular features plus a couple of new ones. This week we have the top ten list of April Fools Day pranks:

1. Change time on alarm clock
2. Put grease on milk
3. Bucket on door
4. Shoes filled with custard
5. Fake eye in a glass
6. Lobbing water bombs
7. Switching CD's
8. Removing/Changing clothes
9. Paint house a different colour
10. Good ol' banana

a rap from a mental patient, and much more. We'd like give a special thanks to Audacity without which this podcast would be horrendously filled with mistakes! It's a new month so dont forget to vote for us on Podcast Alley! And remember don't try any of the pranks mentioned in our list on your boss!!!

Episode 6: St. Patrick's Day, Small People & Not Much Else

therandomguidetothegalaxy@yahoo.co.uk (therandomguidetothegalaxy@yahoo.co.uk) — Fri, 17 Mar 2006 00:00:00 GMT

Wow, our sixth podcast, we're surprised that we haven't been stopped by some sort of authority! This week we have a St. Patrick's Day themed list but if you disagree with any of our choices then feel free to comment (our research was very rushed!).

1. Pierce Brosnan (007)

2. Bono (U2)

3. Father Ted (Dermot Morgan)

4. Leprechauns (The ones with green hats)

5. Shamrock (Three leaved clover)

6. George Best (Football Player)

7. Father Jack (Frank Kelly)

8. Roy Keane (Football Player)

9. Louis Walsh (Xfctor)

10. Colin Farrell (Actor)

Also the usual features minus Superhero of the Week. Oh yes, and we nearly get exterminated by a nuclear missile. And all within ten minutes, amazing!

Episode 5: Wacky Sreet Names in the USA, Elephants & Some New Features

therandomguidetothegalaxy@yahoo.co.uk (therandomguidetothegalaxy@yahoo.co.uk) — Fri, 10 Mar 2006 00:00:00 GMT

Hey everyboy podcast number 5 hits the road and after four episodes of the same old rubbish we actually think of some new features (special thanks to George Bush from Texas ;-). We certainly had our thinking hats on this week and since we don't have an official catchphrase we were wondering if you guys could help us out (Our Starter is: 'Download & Randomize your iPod today), but we're sure you can do better! Our Top Ten this week is the Whackiest Street names in America (not very well thought out but it made us laugh!):

1. Pyscho Path
2. Divorce Court
3. Farfrompoopen
4. Shades of Death Road
5. Acoma (in a residential area!)
6. Clinton & Fidelity
7. Hard Up Road
8. This Aint It Road
9. Deer Licks Road
10. zzyxz Road

And thanks for all your votes on Podcast Alley, special thanks to Paul and Judy @ Total Podcastrophe, anonymous+family and Big Matt for being our special guest! Catch you all next week in the pod...

Episode 4: Warnings for Idiots, Chavs & Random Stuff

therandomguidetothegalaxy@yahoo.co.uk (therandomguidetothegalaxy@yahoo.co.uk) — Fri, 24 Feb 2006 00:00:00 GMT

Sorry (again) for not doing a show for so long. We did record one but it was so bad that we deleted it from our system never to be heard by your ears. We also have a sponser www.random-radio.co.uk and you can check out our very own page at www.random-radio.co.uk/podcast . How cool is that! Anyway head over there and check it out. Back to show, our Top Ten this week is about Warnings for Idiots:

1.Do not pee on an electric fence
2.Do not test the strength of corrosive liquids by pouring them on your hand
3.Do not balance electrical appliances on the edge of your bath
4.Do not travel back in time and prevent your own birth
5.Do not spit into the wind
6.Vomiting on your date reduces the chance of ever seeing them again
7.Driving like an arse hole will only ever impress other arse holes
8.Caution! No amount of radiation will give you superpowers
9.Going on holiday can lead your boss to realise how little work u do
10.Never eat yellow snow

Also we hate chavs so we share it with the world and let all our listeners in on a Random Fact & Joke. We hope to another show next week. And for pity's sake will at least one of you vote for us on Podcast Alley. Please! IT'S RANDOM!!!

Episode 3: Old People, Orange Cars & The Adventures of Mojo The Monkey

therandomguidetothegalaxy@yahoo.co.uk (therandomguidetothegalaxy@yahoo.co.uk) — Fri, 27 Jan 2006 00:00:00 GMT

Hi, sorry about not doing a podcast last week the official line is that I had a cold but the unofficial one is that we were on strike because none of you voted for us on Podcast Alley! This week we are very organized and do everything that we are supposed to do! Our top ten this week is about Old People and it is:

1.Confused by simple technology
2.Zimmer frames and walking sticks
3.Rovers and Micras
4.Picnics
5.Moaning and complaining
6."Oh it's nippy out there!"
7.Knitting
8."Back in my day!"
9. Slippers
10.Snappy, yappy dogs

We also plug a few websites because we were slightly lazy this week but here they are thanks to:

Random Paddy @ randompatrick.blogspot.com for providing our Monkey News
A Random person @ jclaurito.blogspot.com for being our Loser of the Week.

Anyway another week another podcast. You can e-mail us at therandomguidetothegalaxy@yahoo.co.uk and vote for us at Podcast Alley. Please do both of these things or David will get angry! YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!My Odeo Channel (odeo/18e7a52b8f4c2f89)

Episode 2: Make People Stare At You In Public & The Hating of Monday's

therandomguidetothegalaxy@yahoo.co.uk (therandomguidetothegalaxy@yahoo.co.uk) — Fri, 13 Jan 2006 00:00:00 GMT

We came unprepared this week (God we are an unprofessional pair) so no Monkey News or Loser of the Week. But we do bother to think up a new idea, Hate Clubs, and write a decent Top Ten:

1."I'm gonna jump!"
2."Where's the toilet!"
3."Shut up, damn it, SHUT UP!"
4."Let me off!"
5."Night Fever!"
6."Mooooooo!"
7.Flouresent clothing (sorry couldn't think of a quirky quote)
8."Balderdash, piffle!"
9."Fly, fly, fly!"
10."What's the story in Balamory!"

Anyway don't forget to vote for us at Podcast Alley and let us know what you think of the show at therandomguidetothegalaxy@yahoo.co.uk . MONDAY'S SUCK!

Episode 1:Toast, Losers of 2005 & Monkey News

therandomguidetothegalaxy@yahoo.co.uk (therandomguidetothegalaxy@yahoo.co.uk) — Fri, 06 Jan 2006 00:00:00 GMT

Hi, this is our first podcast so bear with us e-mail your comments to:

therandomguidetothegalaxy@yahoo.co.uk

or comment on our shows at:

www.therandomguidetothegalaxy.blogspot.com

In this weeks show we bring you some startling Monkey News, bring you the Loser of the Week and The Top Ten Things to put on Toast:

1.Chocolate spread
2.Peanut butter
3.Beans
4.Cheese
5.Butter
6.Jam
7.Marmalade
8.Spaggeti Hoops
9.Sardines
10.Honey

Unfortunately Jordan had to leave half way through the show but hey it's our first podcast and don't forget to keep voting for us at Podcast Alley. AND CUT!