The Real Suburban Housewives

Just When I Thought My Therapy Sessions Were Over

Elanah — Thu, 02 Sep 2010 21:13:43 +0000

I started dating. I went into dating with an idea that I was going to be more open minded than I was in my previous single life. I was what most would call shallow. Okay, I’m what everyone would call shallow. I would deny til I was blue in the face that I [...]

Twila — Wed, 01 Sep 2010 13:32:18 +0000

Why good morning my dear readers! Alright, I didn’t know what else to say. My thoughts are on one thing right now. Youngest’s penis. And whatever I can do to get that penis to evacuate in a toilet and not my beautiful hand woven silk rug that I may love more than Eldest. All I really [...]

The Day The Music Died (My Anniversary Post Done Since Today/2003)

Sabrina — Tue, 31 Aug 2010 06:55:40 +0000

The airplane touched down in Albuquerque. A plane ride I’d taken every 4 days the last 4 months. I knew to expect the turbulence. I knew to expect the worst. In April we had been told he only had 4-6 months to live. I spoke to him on the phone that Thursday. All I could understand [...]

Ruined by The Velveteen Rabbit

Roxy — Mon, 30 Aug 2010 14:00:52 +0000

Stuffed animals. Every freaking kid has them. One day you have no children and a very organized house. The next day you have this adorable baby and a house full of plush, fuzzy adorable stuffed little animals with glassy button eyes littering every corner. They come in truckloads and like Noah’s Ark, sometimes in doubles. [...]

Why Do We Assume The Worst?

Elanah — Thu, 26 Aug 2010 21:52:27 +0000

As a society, have we been so jaded that assuming the worst in everything is the safer assumption to make? My friend and I went out last Thursday to meet up with one of her old friends. Old friend is in her late 30’s divorced, single parent, who has been around the single block for a [...]

New Job

Twila — Wed, 25 Aug 2010 20:09:07 +0000

As of today I can add plumber to my job description. My sink is clogged and this housewife put on her scrubbing gloves and took care of it. (Hubby came a helped too.) And to the people at Lowe’s, yes I want to actually clean the inside of the PVC not just push the clog [...]

I’m Even Boring Myself

Sabrina — Tue, 24 Aug 2010 10:00:38 +0000

I’m still chilling in the bed watching all the TV that TV has to offer. The other day Hubs asked if HBO/Showtime was worth it because it was time to shut it down or renew. I flew across the room with vampire like speed and stuck my fangs into his neck with perfect precision. Then [...]

Kinder-Garden

Roxy — Mon, 23 Aug 2010 12:00:25 +0000

The seed has been planted, now it’s time to watch her grow. We met the teacher. We brought the school supplies. We have the outfit. I’ve been exhaustively practicing my ‘happy face’ and I have officially chewed my nails down to the nubs. Today is my our her big day. As much as I love you all, today [...]

And So it Goes….

Elanah — Thu, 19 Aug 2010 15:37:56 +0000

Today has been a weird today. Today I finalized the marriage, ended that chapter in my life, and made a decision to officially move on. Here’s what’s weird. I haven’t been sad much. I was at first, and then we had the tipping point fight. The fight where he didn’t have time [...]

Side Effect

Twila — Wed, 18 Aug 2010 13:46:41 +0000

Dear Male Readers… this post ranks right up there with a girly PMS post so be warned. Twila can not talk about sex for the next 4-6 months because she is angry that she let her Hubby do the deed in the first place to put her in this position. That and I am sure [...]