The Redneck Princess

Thursday night photo shoot…

The Redneck Princess — Fri, 17 May 2013 05:41:11 +0000

I have a funny story to tell, seriously I do. But I am just too tired to be funny. I just did six days straight. It’s spring. I work in a kick ass garden centre. Nuff said. So here I sit watching the finale of American Idol. I am dealing with all the bizarre shit they are playing because [...]

It’s Pinterest time…

The Redneck Princess — Thu, 16 May 2013 04:02:57 +0000

I am exhausted, so I am going to cheat tonight and do my favorite Pinterest stuff as of lately. I haven’t even had time to do that, but there is always cool stuff…so here we go!! This has been a killer pinterest pin for my site, so I am sharing it again, if your hair [...]

Mother’s Day surprises…

The Redneck Princess — Tue, 14 May 2013 04:46:22 +0000

Well as usual, I am late. Late in saying Happy Mother’s day to all the fabulous Mom’s out there. I hope your day was relaxing and you got spoiled rotten. Like I did. I just want to say right now, that I have the most fantastic children on the planet. I do, none of you [...]

Really people…really???

The Redneck Princess — Fri, 10 May 2013 06:06:55 +0000

Every day, humanity either amuses me or scares the shit out of me. Some days…both. Throw politics into the pot and shit is going to fly right? We are having an election here on Tuesday. It is a provincial election for the Premier of British Columbia. Now let me just say right here and now, [...]

When Blondie doesn’t even begin to describe me…

The Redneck Princess — Thu, 09 May 2013 06:45:02 +0000

Have you ever had that day? You know the one I am talking about right? The one when you wonder how the hell you can actually make it through the day, or the week for that matter. Welcome to me. I have been trying to get my paperwork all done to get funding to go [...]

Target…I thought you were the one.

The Redneck Princess — Wed, 08 May 2013 05:35:03 +0000

Really, I did. I had unreasonably high hopes that you would be the box store that would change my mind about box stores. I was wrong. You let me down, just like all the others have. It looked impressive from the outside, with your big red balls everywhere and your fancy new face lift, but when [...]

Spring be damned…

The Redneck Princess — Mon, 06 May 2013 03:49:48 +0000

Today on the Island…we bypassed spring. It was 29° at 5pm tonight as I was leaving work. Holy hell in a handbasket…talk about crazy spring weather. Last year I was wearing my long johns well into June. This year, I am being a daredevil and already have some of my annual flowers outside. WHAT??? I [...]

My totally realistic fear of facial hair….

The Redneck Princess — Wed, 01 May 2013 05:49:00 +0000

I encountered a woman the other day, that made my fear worse. Way worse. In fact I have encountered a couple of those women this week. Now what I want to know is this… Do you stop looking in the mirror at some point? Do you need to put your readers on when you are [...]

It’s not me, it’s you. Totally.

The Redneck Princess — Wed, 01 May 2013 03:30:30 +0000

I am breaking up with you. I know that it sucks. I know that reading it in a blog post sucks worse. But that is the way it is going to be. I have been faithful for years. I have tagged along behind you, cheering you on when no one else had any faith in [...]

Who writes this crap??

The Redneck Princess — Tue, 30 Apr 2013 05:37:26 +0000

And how do we do them in and take their jobs. Or at least give the jobs to someone, anyone with a half a brain. I am talking about commercials. I mean why can’t people write a decent bloody commercial. It can’t be that hard. Can it? I am telling you this, the stupid Kraft [...]

Bee Happy…

The Redneck Princess — Sun, 28 Apr 2013 05:55:02 +0000

The bees were busy, way up in the woods… At least this one was… My favorite woodhunting snack… This old bridge is pretty cool… The ferns are wakin’ up!! And the buds are opening everywhere… I FINALLY got a picture of a bear, unfortunately it was through the windshield of the damn truck… It was [...]

A day of unfortunate events…

The Redneck Princess — Sat, 27 Apr 2013 16:42:22 +0000

It was a pretty good day, really. It is a full moon though, and with me, that means stuff is gonna happen. I wasn’t disappointed. Here is how the day went… I got the wrong straw…of course. Bruce fixed it. Sort of… The clouds were just weird on the drive home from Naniamo, did I [...]