There, I Fixed It

Click it or Ticket

lorenichc — Sun, 21 Mar 2010 17:00:48 +0000

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Just keep it casual Grams. The cop won’t even notice. – Ms. Fix-It

Acid Rain Is Getting Out Of Hand

lorenichc — Sun, 21 Mar 2010 13:00:33 +0000

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Either that or you need to fumigate for metal eating bacteria. – Ms. Fix-It

Jacked-Up Futon

lorenichc — Sat, 20 Mar 2010 17:00:06 +0000

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Who loves stripes and has a busted futon? That chick. – Ms. Fix-It

Hang On Plug! I’ll Call The Fire Marshall!

lorenichc — Sat, 20 Mar 2010 13:00:52 +0000

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Grab my hand! GRAB MY HAND! Nooooooooo! – Ms. Fix-It

Contrary To Belief, Coat Hangers Are Gentlemen

Ms. Fix-It — Fri, 19 Mar 2010 20:00:23 +0000

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Why thank you wire hanger. Joan Crawford was so wrong about you. – Ms. Fix-It

For Extensive Yoga Sessions

Ms. Fix-It — Fri, 19 Mar 2010 17:00:18 +0000

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And I thought I didn’t have time to work Frog Pose into my daily routine. – Ms. Fix-It

Minimum Security Prison Good Faith Policy

Ms. Fix-It — Fri, 19 Mar 2010 13:00:21 +0000

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Man, these prison escape movies get worse every year. – Ms. Fix-It

Staycation Wave Pool

Ms. Fix-It — Thu, 18 Mar 2010 20:00:46 +0000

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Do a doughnut! Maybe we can make it crest. Where’s my surfboard? – Ms. Fix-It

Favorite Comment: Fixer Dogmeat says, “The children to be sacrificed are in place and bound with chains as you have demanded, oh mighty Poseidon. Release the Kraken!”

Sally’s Hamster Habitat Is Out Of Hand

Ms. Fix-It — Thu, 18 Mar 2010 17:00:16 +0000

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Ugh. I can hear the little feet scraping against the metal. My mental ears… – Ms. Fix-It

Favorite Comment: Fixer TheHeadlessSourceMan says, “Doc Ock reaches for the corn flakes…”

How Knot To Repair A Wall

Ms. Fix-It — Thu, 18 Mar 2010 13:00:17 +0000

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I knew I should have eavesdropped on my brother’s Cub Scout meetings. What kind of knot is that? – Ms. Fix-It

Favorite Comment: Fixer Pookie says, “Mr Brick is experiencing the world’s slowest death by hanging.”