There, I Fixed It - Redneck Repairs

Car Parts Anti-Theft Protection

Cheezburger Network — Sat, 28 Jan 2012 12:00:00 +0000

Mufflers are making a killing on the black market right now.

~Not-”Not-So-Handy Andy” Jack

Submitted by: Unknown

AK Chainsaw

Cheezburger Network — Sat, 28 Jan 2012 01:00:00 +0000

Custom rifle manufacturer DoubleStar built this modified AK-47. Its most obvious feature is the chainsaw fixed to the barrel, powered by a lithium battery so you don’t have to be attached to an outlet when the zombie apocalypse certainly most definitely happens. If Ash had this, Army of Darkness would be about half as long.

~Not-”Not-So-Handy Andy” Jack

DIY AT-AT Cable Organizer

Cheezburger Network — Sat, 28 Jan 2012 00:30:00 +0000

You can get a kit for this Lucasnerd-approved cable organizer from GeekCook, or you can fix one up yourself using sections of that Princess Leia cardboard cut-out you owned in the ’70s.

You did, don’t deny it.

~Not-”Not-So-Handy Andy” Jack

Submitted by: Unknown

Via: laughingsquid.com

$30,000+ Car, $5 Ratchet Strap

Cheezburger Network — Sat, 28 Jan 2012 00:00:00 +0000

Your parts are hanging out. Pervert.

~Not-”Not-So-Handy Andy” Jack

Submitted by: Brian Ritchie

A Sandglass That Only Works One Way

Cheezburger Network — Fri, 27 Jan 2012 22:00:00 +0000

It’s more like a 10 minute glass now.

Submitted by:

thejdub

Car Conga Line

Cheezburger Network — Fri, 27 Jan 2012 20:00:00 +0000

Well, I guess that’s one way to make sure you don’t get separated when the guy in front is the only one who knows where he’s going. Unless they’re going to drive up a mountain like in those Ford commercials and they’re planning to use climbing rope for cars.

~Not-”Not-So-Handy Andy” Jack

Submitted by: Unknown

Just in Time for the Superbowl

Cheezburger Network — Fri, 27 Jan 2012 14:00:00 +0000

From the kludger:

This is what happens when Marines get sent to the backwoods of Japan with no cable just in time for the Superbowl. That’s an AFN dish on the roof of the barracks being aimed and supported with a 20-lb curl bar, 550 cord, and copious quantities of duct tape. FORTUNATELY for all the football fans in my unit, I came prepared with the necessary multittools, compass, duct tape, and 550 cord to make that thing actually get decent reception.

Submitted by:
Tomyironmane

How to Flush When Your Flusher Is Stolen

Cheezburger Network — Fri, 27 Jan 2012 12:00:00 +0000

Rolling Rock? I’m more of a Point Special man, myself. But different strokes.

(WI shoutout!)

~Not-”Not-So-Handy Andy” Jack

Submitted by: A.J. P.

If People in Corporate Were Capable of Fixing Anything

Cheezburger Network — Fri, 27 Jan 2012 01:00:00 +0000

Since Pringles’ R&D is obviously well behind, someone could maybe try taking a crack at it themselves using a (well-cleaned) deodorant bottle and a stack of very specifically shaped potato chips.

~Not-”Not-So-Handy Andy” Jack

Submitted by: Unknown

When Wolverine Goes Grocery Shopping

Cheezburger Network — Fri, 27 Jan 2012 00:45:00 +0000

I would spend way too much time using this to pretend I had retractable claws instead of using it to carry things.

~Not-”Not-So-Handy Andy” Jack

Submitted by:

soypio