Gabby does Honey Magazine:

What did you learn about relationships from your marriage?

That you can’t sweat the small stuff. I spent so much of my marriage upset. Things like the toilet seat being up or down shouldn’t define your day. You put so much on every little thing. You look at your parents like they were infallible and perfect and you realize now that they made a lot of mistakes and they’re just people. I’m giving the men in my life the same consideration. They’re just human.

Would you want to see into your future?

Hell, yes! I have bills. I want to know if I’m going to be able to pay them. In Janet’s flash forward she sees herself having this baby and she never even thought about children. I don’t think about children. I’m 37 and I don’t think about wanting kids at all or look at babies and go ‘Ooh!’ I have more of a chance of adopting animals on the street.

What don’t you like about yourself?

I tend to procrastinate. I obsess over things I have no control over. I’m judgmental at times. That’s kind of it. There aren’t too many things I don’t like about myself. What I don’t like I try to change. I don’t return e-mails and I hate talking on the phone. I text. I make my mother and father text. We’re not allowed phones that ring on the set so when I’m here I text.

What’s your favorite way to beat stress?

A great glass of wine. There’s a liquor store in Studio City that has wine tastings and they teach you about it. Vendome Liquors, every Friday night, and it’s awesome. I have my driver meet me after so we don’t have any of those issues. Everyone says the Valley is devoid of culture, but it’s not. It’s inexpensive. I’m from Omaha, which is not wine country by any stretch so I don’t know a lot about wine. I just learned how to pronounce sommelier so I’m learning. I’m humble enough to say I don’t know a lot about it and what better way to learn it than from people who sell it?

Speak on D. Wade already. Sheesh!

Somebody needs an attorney…QUICK!

I AM THE REAL MRS. DWAYNE CARTER, AKA LIL WAYNES REAL WIFE. AS ORDAINED BY GOD. BESIDES ME, THERE IS NO OTHER. I ORIGINALLY POSTED THESE COMMENTS ON THE SISTER2SISTER WEBSITE…THERE WAS AN INTERVIEW DONE OF A BROAD WHO HAS BEEN TRYING TO CLAIM MY IDENTITY FOR YEARS NOW. BUT SHE KNOWS I AM WAYNES TRUE LOVE & REAL WIFE. ROOTS WERE PUT ON WAYNE TO CAUSE HIM TO SWITCH HIS MARRIAGE PROPOSAL FROM ME, THE WOMAN GOD ORDAINED FOR HIM, THE WOMAN HE LOVES WITH ALL HIS HEART TO THIS BABY MOMMA.

SHE TRIED TO STEAL MY NAME, IDENTITY & LIFE, SIMILAR TO THE MOVIE “THE SKELETON KEY”, WHICH WAS BASED IN LOUISIANA. SHE IS NOT NOR HAS SHE EVER BEEN MRS. CARTER. THEY PUT ROOTS ON ME TO TRY TO KILL ME & SILENCE ME, BECAUSE THEY WERE JEALOUS OF THE LOVE WAYNE HAS FOR ME. SHE WANTED TO BE THE ONE, KNEW SHE WASN’T, SAW THAT I WAS & SET OUT TO DESTROY ME & MY RELATIONSHIP WITH MY GOD ORDAINED SOULMATE & HUSBAND WAYNE. OUT OF SHEER JEALOUSY.

THIS HAS BEEN GOING ON SINCE I ARRIVED IN NEW ORLEANS IN 2001. SHE USES THE LAST NAME CARTER, THAT NEVER WAS HERS, WHICH IS MY REAL LAST NAME AS ORDAINED BY GOD. EVEN AFTER MY HUSBAND “DIVORCED” HER. I’VE SERVED THE LORD MY WHOLE LIFE & KNOW THIS. SHE WAS NEVER MARRIED TO HIM, NEVER HIS WIFE. IT WAS THE USE OF ROOTS THAT SWITCHED THE OUTCOME OF WAYNES PROPOSAL FROM ME TO HER…GOD HAS REVEALED TO ME, HE WILL JUDGE THEM WITH DEATH FOR THE EVIL THEY HAVE CAUSED & THE PAIN & SUFFERING IN ME & IN WAYNE. AND FOR TRYING TO STEAL A LIFE & LOVE THAT BELONGED TO ANOTHER WOMAN. FOR TAMPERING WITH *GODS* DIVINE WILL FOR OUR LIVES & TRYING TO SET UP THEIR OWN PLANS & AGENDA. YEARS OF NONSENSE..

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Wayne when you get out, please speak on this! Thanx in advance.

WOW!

Faith and Jabari Sanders are but 11 and 9 years old. But with their mother screaming in pain, they calmly helped her deliver a baby brother.

They called their father and 911, talked things over with a dispatcher, got towels and even tied the snapped umbilical cord - which could have otherwise hurt their brother.

Jabari, 9, thought the birth was interesting for different reasons.

“I thought it was kind of cool and weird because he was born in a bathroom,” said Jabari, a third-grader.

Alana Sanders, 36, had given birth to three children, including her other daughter, Janelle, 2. She is known for having fast labors, said her husband, Geoffrey, 35. But even she was surprised by how rapidly things moved.

After he left for work at 1:30 a.m., she soon began having pains, Geoffrey said.

“She thought it was a bowel movement,” he said. “She sat down and nothing was happening as far as that was concerned.”

Soon it became clear the baby was about to come.

Alana Sanders told her son to call 911, so Jabari did. She told Faith to call her father to tell him to come back from Livermore, where he was delivering newspapers.

But things moved fast. Alana was still standing by the toilet. After only one push, 9 pounds and 4 ounces of baby Joseph came out and fell onto the floor.

The dispatcher checked the condition of the baby and his mother, giving directions on how to clean newborn Joseph and urging Mom to lie down. When the dispatcher heard that the umbilical cord had snapped, she gave directions to Faith to carefully tie off the cord, which she did with knitting yarn.

“You did a great job,” the dispatcher said.

“As a husband, you always want to be superman in your family,” he said. “I wasn’t able to do that. But my kids were the superheroes this time around, and that’s fine with me.”
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Good Job Kids!

This is the best name he could come up with?

Akon is now a certified perfumer with the launch of his very first scent called Konvict. Akon fanatics out there are probably not surprised by the name since it was probably derived from his top-selling album Konvicted. Konvict is a fragrance formulated to suit both sexes. There’s the Konvict Femme which is for women and Konvict Homme for men.

To suit scent that most women prefer, Konvict Femme is made up of mandarin, lemon, vanilla, and almond musk flavors. On the other hand, Konvict Homme is a mixture of lemon, bergamot, sandalwood, and cedar.

But you know what the catchiest thing about Akon’s perfume is? The packaging! The handcuff bottles are eye-catchers! I wonder why Akon went for this design? Well, he made a very unique choice because people will easily remember Konvict because of this.

Each bottle sells for $41.95 and 10% of it will proceed to his Konfidence Foundation that help increase people’s awareness of the conditions in Africa.
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What do you think he should have named his perfume?