SHOT TWO: Hernandez and his home are taken out of their boxes.

SHOT THREE: Hernandez is in the cold.

SHOT FOUR: Hernandez finds Lizahead.

Shot Five: Close up on Hernandez, start the song.

SHOT SIX: Hernandez and his dancers start dancing.

Wait, wait for the moment to come: Hernandez and Liza take a look at some clay.
Stand up, stand up and take my hand: Hernandez constructs a hand from clay.
Believe, believe in mystery: Hernandez is crafting something strange.
Love love love love is simple as 1-2-3 : Hernandez and his dancers.

I’m a know-it-all, I’m smartest man around: Hernandez presents Lizahead with her new body.

That’s right, you learn real fast through the smartest girl in town: Lizahead looks happy, does a little dance.

Here come a riddle, here come a clue

If you were really smart, you’d know what to do
When… : Hernandez and dancers

Hernandez and Lizahead dance with her new body.

Jump back, sit back, get back, relax
It’s ok
I’ve called in sick I won’t go to
Work today
I’d rather be with the
One I love
I neglect my duties, I be in trouble but :hernandez and Liza go out on the town. Liza becomes evil queen and chases him. Then she is Liza again and they kiss.

I’ve been to college, I’ve been to school: hernandez and Liza in front of Northwestern sign.

I’ve met the people that you read about in books: Reading Celebrity book.

Here come a riddle, here come a clue
If you were really smart you’d know what to do when I say: Hernandez and dancers.
Jet pilot gone out of control,: In Pilot hat, crashing plane in background.

ship captain on the ground: Captain Hat, Boat in background blowing up.

Stock broker make a bad investment when love has come to town: In accountant visor, stock market footage in background.

Where, where is my common sense?:

How…did I get in a jam like this?
Believe, I believe in mystery
Love, love love love is simple as 1-2-3: Liza head gets replaced by evil queen head, and she beats Hernandez up. He lies in the snow looking sad.

Here come a riddle, here come a clue
If you were really smart, you’d know what to do when I say
Why am I going out of my head, whenever you’re around?
The answer is obvious, love has come to town: Lizahead fights off the evil queen and takes control of her body again. Hernandez and Liza go to the carribean and get out of the snow.

My latest creation.

All Tomorrow’s Parties

The Dream Channel

Life.

For her birthday, we helped to fulfill it.

Helping to fulfill a lifelong dream.

Gypsies, Tramps and Thieves.

Die Dachshundritt.

Date: August 14th, 1994

Age: 8 1/2

When I found this gem, I said a little “hooray” for growing up in the digital age.

(also, in retrospect, have realized I may have actually been a character from Clarissa Explains it all. Namely, the title character.)

Telling Moments from my Childhood 3.

Dancings.

Telling Moments from my Childhood 2.