The Basketball Jones (Video)

Ep. 833: Celtics-Heat, ECF Game 2 Recap

tbj@thescore.com (theScore.com) — Thu, 31 May 2012 16:03:00 GMT

On today's playoff edition of "The Fix," Skeets and Tas breakdown Game 2 of the Celtics-Heat Eastern Conference Finals. Topics discussed include: Rondo's career night, the officials (unfortunately), Doc Rivers' game-to-game adjustments, Wade's second-half explosion, Miami's role players, the final few plays of regulation (Ray's three and LeBron's jumper), and whether we look at this game as the Heat withstanding the Celtics' best shot, or the Celtics are for real and this is just getting started? All that, plus the New Orleans Hornets' lottery fortunes, Zach "Joffrey" Leonsis, and Wally "fucking" Szczerbiak.

Ep. 832: Thunder-Spurs, WCF Game 2 Recap

tbj@thescore.com (theScore.com) — Wed, 30 May 2012 15:58:00 GMT

On today's playoff edition of "The Fix," Skeets and Tas breakdown Game 2 of the Thunder-Spurs Western Conference Finals. Topics discussed include: Tony Parker's mid-range game, the Hack-a-Splitter strategy, what OKC did right in the fourth, angry Ibaka, Thabo vs. Fisher, Pop's subtle defensive switch, Leonard's 18-11, and whether Brooks will sit Perk for Game 3. All that, plus sexy shot charts, Janet Jackson, and dirty diapers.

Ep. 832: Thunder-Spurs, WCF Game 2 Recap

tbj@thescore.com (theScore.com) — Wed, 30 May 2012 15:58:00 GMT

Ep. 831: Celtics-Heat, ECF Game 1 Recap

tbj@thescore.com (theScore.com) — Tue, 29 May 2012 15:57:00 GMT

On today's playoff edition of "The Fix," Skeets and Tas discuss Game 1 of the Celtics-Heat Eastern Conference Finals. Topics discussed include: LeBron doin' work on the block, Ray Allen's lift, Rondo/Rando, whether the Celtics need to play Garnett at the 5, if a zone defense can slow the Heat, Battier's double-double, and what the hell is up Ed Malloy's ass? All that, plus "QTs," ESPN's shitty graphics, and crossed TBJ signals.

Ep. 830: Thunder-Spurs, WCF Game 1 Recap

tbj@thescore.com (theScore.com) — Mon, 28 May 2012 16:12:00 GMT

On today's playoff edition of "The Fix," Skeets and Tas discuss Game 1 of the Thunder-Spurs Western Conference Finals. Topics discussed include: "The Poo God" Manu Ginobili, the Spurs second line of defense, Tiago Splitter's big fourth quarter, Capt. Jack vs. KD, and whether Scotty Brooks needs to go with Ibaka over Perkins. All that, plus international marine flags, hipster glasses, and some Celtics-Heat ECF predictions.

Ep. 829: The Overdose, May 25

tbj@thescore.com (theScore.com) — Fri, 25 May 2012 16:15:00 GMT

On today's show, we break down the soon-to-be legendary Spurs-Thunder Conference Final. Will Tony Parker and Westbrook guard each other? Which Sixth Man will dominate? And will Coach Popovich outfox Coach Brooks? We also ask if Chris Bosh's injury was a blessing in disguise for the Heat; whether either Boston or Philly can challenge Miami; and decode the imprecise science behind the selection of the All-NBA Teams. All that, plus streakers, medieval weaponry, Rick Ross, GM Shaq, Tom Jones, pun-gun fun, and "Squeaky" Leigh Ellis returns from paternity leave with a "Tweet of the Weak."

Ep. 828: Sixers and Sevens

tbj@thescore.com (theScore.com) — Thu, 24 May 2012 16:11:00 GMT

On today's playoff edition of "The Fix," Skeets and Tas discuss the Sixers-Celtics' Game 6 barnburner. Topics discussed include Jrue Holiday's big game, Rajon Rondo's pissy alter-ego "Rojan Rando," Ray Allen's bone spurs, why Iggy has suddenly turned into Nick Anderson at the free-throw line, and an emotional Allen Iverson. All that, plus the Haslem/Pittman suspension fallout, Heat-Pacers predictions, and a little musical inspiration.

Ep. 827: Physicality Fallout

tbj@thescore.com (theScore.com) — Wed, 23 May 2012 15:58:00 GMT

On today's playoff edition of "The Fix," Skeets and Tas discuss the Heat-Pacers physicality fallout. Does Udonis Haslem deserve a one-game suspension? Was Tyler Hansbrough making a play on the ball when he cut Wade? And how stupid is Dexter Pittman? All that, plus Larry Bird's "S-O-F-T" comments, why the Pacers struggled to get the ball inside, "Shoeless in Miami," Granger's ankle injury, Cheryl Miller, and much more.

Ep. 826: Opposite Directions

tbj@thescore.com (theScore.com) — Tue, 22 May 2012 16:12:00 GMT

On today's playoff edition of "The Fix," Skeets and Tas return from the cottage to breakdown Monday night's two games: Thunder-Lakers and Celtics-Sixers. Topics discussed include: Russell Westbrook's roof-blowin' turning point, Mike Brown's decision to sit Kobe at the start of the fourth, Bynum's focus, the Lakers' immediate future, Brandon Bass' "Big Baby" moment, Philly turnovers, and how to play Rondo. All that, plus Orlando parting ways with Stan Van Gundy and Otis Smith, mom kisses, and mosquito bites. [Technical note: We are aware of a problem users are experiencing when downloading the podcast on phones and tablets. It should be fixed within the next two days. Thanks to everyone who emailed in to notify us. We apologize for any inconvenience.]

Ep. 825: The Overdose, May 18

tbj@thescore.com (theScore.com) — Fri, 18 May 2012 16:55:00 GMT

On today’s show, The Jones breakdown the NBA's second-round series including: the Pacers' depth and balance, Dwyane Wade's atrocious Game 3, Spoelstra's job security, whether the Lakers or Clippers can survive the weekend, Ramon Sessions, Boris Diaw, and Kevin Garnett. We also discuss the Bulls' Rose-less future, SI's Tim Duncan cover story, Rookie of the Year and Executive of the Year voting results, Mario Kart 64, JaVale McGee's platypuses, Leigh's "Tweet of the Weak," softball, dirt, and much, much more. Enjoy.

Ep. 824: Give It Away

tbj@thescore.com (theScore.com) — Thu, 17 May 2012 16:28:00 GMT

On today’s playoff edition of “The Fix,” Skeets and Tas breakdown Wednesday’s two games: Thunder-Lakers and Celtics-Sixers. Topics discussed include: L.A.’s brutal turnovers, Perk and Ibaka’s complimentary defense, Durant’s superstar game, Blake’s final look, blue-and-white Chesapeake Energy Arena, aggressive Rondo, shitty Sixers, and whether Kevin Garnett is the best center in the game right now? All that, plus Bird, boogers, crocodiles, A-Rod, and fat guys.

Ep. 823: So Crisp, So Clean

tbj@thescore.com (theScore.com) — Wed, 16 May 2012 16:42:00 GMT

On today's playoff edition of "The Fix," Skeets and Tas breakdown Tuesday's games: Pacers-Heat and Clippers-Spurs. Topics discussed include: the Heat's final play, Wade's comments regarding the Pacers post-game "celebration," whether D-Wade should be suspended for tackling Collison, The Bosh Effect, the Spurs pick-and-roll D, Eric Bledsoe's great game, "GM of the Year" R.C. Buford, and what the Clippers need to do to make this a series. All that, plus Sebastian Ellis, Jimmy Goldstein, KevCops, and more.

Ep. 822: What Rust?

tbj@thescore.com (theScore.com) — Tue, 15 May 2012 16:18:00 GMT

On today's playoff edition of "The Fix," Skeets and Tas breakdown Monday's two games: Thunder-Lakers and Celtics-Sixers. Topics discussed include: OKC jumpers, the Lakers lazy pick-and-roll defense, turnovers, Metta World Peace boos, match-up nightmares, Perk's impact, Iggy vs. Pierce, Kevin Garnett's moving screen, Avery Bradley's shoulder, Lavoy Allen's contributions and why Rondo is the anti-Westbrook. All that, plus a great poll regarding the best post-game attire.

Ep. 821: Second-Round Fever

tbj@thescore.com (theScore.com) — Mon, 14 May 2012 17:02:00 GMT

On today's playoff edition of "The Fix," Skeets and Tas breakdown Sunday's Clippers-Grizzlies Game 7, as well as preview and predict the two second-round Western Conference series. Topics discussed include: The Good Squad, running back Eric Bledsoe, Memphis' horrific three-point shooting, Blake vs. Z-Bo, Manu's breakout potential, how the Spurs will play Chris Paul, Bynum vs. Perk, Westbrook's jumper, how the OKC crowd will affect crazy Ron-Ron, Chris Bosh's injured abs, and whether the Pacers stand a chance.

Ep. 820: The Overdose, May 11

tbj@thescore.com (theScore.com) — Fri, 11 May 2012 17:27:00 GMT

On today’s show, The Jones break down the NBA Playoffs including: The return of Metta World Artest, Vinny Del Negro's decision to keep Chris Paul in Game 5 post-injury, and a preview of the Heat-Pacers and Celtics-76ers second-round series. We also say goodbye to the Knicks, wondering if Nash would be a good fit in New York, and predict whether Woodson, Lin and Co. will be back. All that, plus Rondo yelling at a cameraman, Sixth Man of the Year love, Greg Oden's darkest days, round two of our one-on-one, coach vs. coach tournament, softball updates, and Leigh Ellis makes his triumphant Overdose return with a "Tweet of the Weak."

Ep. 819: As Expected

tbj@thescore.com (theScore.com) — Thu, 10 May 2012 16:21:00 GMT

On today's playoff edition of "The Fix," Skeets and Tas weigh in on Wednesday night's Heat-Knicks and Grizzlies-Clippers games. Topics discussed include: How scary a dialed-in LeBron is, Amar'e punkin' Battier, J.R. Smith's shots and tweets, the Knicks' off-season, whether Nash would even work in a 'Melo-ball offense, Marc Gasol's defense, Rudy Gay as a third option, Vinny's decisions with Chris Paul, tech time, and the good and bad from the Grizzlies crowd. All that, plus some quick predictions for tonight's Game 6s. Who you got?

Ep. 818: Not Today, My Friend

tbj@thescore.com (theScore.com) — Wed, 09 May 2012 17:29:00 GMT

On today's playoff edition of "The Fix," Skeets and Tas breakdown Tuesday night's action-packed NBA schedule. Topics discussed include: Andrew Bynum's "Closeout games are easy" comments, if JaVale McGee was born in the 30's, Andre Miller's old-man moxie, Kobe's three-point barrage, the Magic's fourth (not third) quarter collapse, Darren Collison's pick-and-roll, the final play in the Cs-Hawks game, Al Horford, Deng and Boozer steppin' up, whether Taj and Brand will get suspended, and Ronnie Brewer. All that, plus pizza.

Ep. 817: The Closer

tbj@thescore.com (theScore.com) — Tue, 08 May 2012 16:11:00 GMT

On today's playoff edition of "The Fix," Skeets and Tas breakdown Monday night's two games, Grizzlies-Clippers and Spurs-Jazz. Topics discussed include: Chris Paul's overtime jumper, Blake's breakout performance, a frustrated Zach Randolph, MIA Marc Gasol, Caron Butler's D, foul trouble, flopping, Mayo, Manu, Corbin adjusting a little too late, Captain Jack, and what could be a very long week of rest for the Spurs. All that, plus Nick Young's "Cosby" shirt, volleyball, courtside photography, and predictions for tonight's Game 5's.

Ep. 816: Talkin' Sports!

tbj@thescore.com (theScore.com) — Mon, 07 May 2012 16:20:00 GMT

On today's audio-only edition of "The Fix," Skeets, Tas and Trey weigh in on all eight series from a busy NBA Playoffs weekend. Topics discussed include: The James Harden Takeover, Caron Butler playing with a fractured hand, Grizz-Clippers free throws, the Lakers' big shots, why the Jazz's size hasn't been an advantage, Amar'e redemption, Spoelstra's odd coaching decisions, Baron's knee-cap, poor Noah, unstoppable Rondo, and whether the Magic will run that small line-up in Game 5. All that, plus the worst stalker ever, "Kosta Couscous," lacrosse, and the NBA's best hugger.

Ep. 815: The Overdose

tbj@thescore.com (theScore.com) — Fri, 04 May 2012 17:23:00 GMT

On today’s show, The Basketball Jones break down the young and unpredictable NBA Playoffs: Which series has been the most surprising? Which has been the toughest to watch? Which players have risen to the occasion? And will this postseason be remembered for anything but possible series-changing injuries? We also discuss the merits of the Coach of the Year, Defensive Player of the Year and Most Improved Player award winners, debate new additions to the Team USA pool, and create a hilariously pointless one-on-one, coach vs. coach tournament. All that, plus Chris Bosh's baby, fire extinguishers, Deion Sanders, Roscoe's, JD’s "Tweet of the Weak," some pun-gun fun, and surviving a zombie apocalypse.

Ep. 814: Grit 'N' Memes

tbj@thescore.com (theScore.com) — Thu, 03 May 2012 16:42:00 GMT

On today's playoff edition of "The Fix," Skeets and Tas breakdown Wednesday night's games: Grizzlies-Clippers, Spurs-Jazz, and Pacers-Magic. Topics discussed include: O.J. Mayo's fourth-quarter explosion, D on CP3 and "audience," the Grizzlies "grit n' grind" ways, Rudy Gay on the block, live-ball turnovers, the exact moment the Spurs-Jazz game ended, Big Baby jumpers, Roy Hibbert's third-quarter, and possible Magic lineup changes to come. All that, plus Grizzlies Kid, Gasol fingers, Tyrone Corbin's sweat glands, and Chris Bosh's new baby. Enjoy.

Ep. 813: Old Men, Young Games

tbj@thescore.com (theScore.com) — Wed, 02 May 2012 16:44:00 GMT

On today's playoff edition of "The Fix," Skeets and Tas breakdown Tuesday night's Game 2 action — Celtics-Hawks, Sixers-Bulls and Nuggets-Lakers. Topics discussed include: Paul Pierce's Tebow performance, Josh Smith's knee, Doc rollin' with his starters, Avery Bradley's overall great game, the emotional pre-game moment in Chicago, the Sixers' run-and-gun third quarter, Evan Turner on the block, vintage Kobe, Faried's blunder, George Karl's subs, and point guard Pau Gasol. All that, plus Corey Brewer's hairline, Sarah Phillips, and COY and DPOY talk.

Ep. 812: Break in Case of Amar'egency

tbj@thescore.com (theScore.com) — Tue, 01 May 2012 16:39:00 GMT

On today's playoff edition of "The Fix," Skeets and Tas breakdown Monday night's Game 2's after listing the "Top 5 Reasons Why Amar'e Stoudemire Punched a Fire Extinguisher After Last Night's Loss to the Miami Heat." Topics discussed include: the Knicks decent game (despite the loss), Miami's ball movement, the Magic's third quarter run, a fatigued Glen Davis, the new Hedo drinking game, Mavericks-Thunder free throws, Harden's calming influence, and Dirk's missed three. All that, plus Rondo's one-game suspension, videobombs, and a new addition to the TBJ Army! (Congratulations, Leigh and Roxana!)

Ep. 811: Bump N' Whine

tbj@thescore.com (theScore.com) — Mon, 30 Apr 2012 16:41:00 GMT

On today's postseason edition of "The Fix," Skeets and Tas breakdown all eight Game 1s of the 2012 NBA Playoffs. Does Rondo deserve a one-game suspension for humping an official? Should Thibodeau be blamed for Rose's torn ACL? Can Tyson Chandler play the high-post? Did you turn off the Clippers-Grizzlies game? And how incredible is Andrew Bynum? All that, plus insane comebacks, LeBron's mouthguard, Chris Duhon's incredible travel dance, Z-Bo's pushups, Manu's sweet dimes, Reggie, and so much more.

Ep. 810: The Overdose, Apr. 27 (Playoff Previews)

tbj@thescore.com (theScore.com) — Fri, 27 Apr 2012 17:06:00 GMT

On today's show, The Basketball Jones break down all eight series in the only NBA Playoffs preview you need. Do the Mavs have any magic left? Are the Spurs a Finals lock? Are the Bulls stronger than last year going into the postseason? Can the Grizzlies smother Chris Paul? And is there any chance the Knicks can upset the Heat? All that, plus a look back at the funniest Metta World Peace suspensions, Brian Scalabrine psych-up speeches, Brad Miller's tears, Leigh's "Tweet of the Weak," some pun-gun fun, and much, much more.

Ep. 809: Up in the Air

tbj@thescore.com (theScore.com) — Thu, 26 Apr 2012 16:12:00 GMT

On today’s live episode of "The Fix," Skeets and Tas discuss: what we know, and don't know, about the convoluted playoff picture; Steve Nash's future; Kobe and Durant's scoring race; and whether the Bobcats can avoid making history. All that, plus intriguing playoff matchups, teams that have disappointed us, and wardrobe timing.

Ep. 808: Seven and Eights

tbj@thescore.com (theScore.com) — Wed, 25 Apr 2012 16:16:00 GMT

On today’s live episode of "The Fix," Skeets and Tas discuss Metta World Peace's seven-game suspension, the Utah Jazz making the playoffs, Big Al's fourth quarter (and nickname), Gortat's rough night, Telfair's up-and-down play, Joe Johnson's 30-foot prayer, and the still-in-doubt eight playoff matchups. All that, plus pigeons, NBATV broadcasts, and two questions via you about NBA captaincy and this year's '04 Pistons.

TBJ: NBA 'In Memoriam' 2011-2012

tbj@thescore.com (theScore.com) — Wed, 25 Apr 2012 14:15:00 GMT

Do you want to the know the meaning of being lonely? Well, do you? Watch The Basketball Jones say goodbye to the casualties of the 2011-12 NBA season.

Ep. 807: 6th Annual NBA Awards Show

tbj@thescore.com (theScore.com) — Tue, 24 Apr 2012 16:24:00 GMT

It's the 6th Annual Basketball Jones Awards Show hosted by Skeets, Tas, and Billy Crystal Kerby! Find out who The Jones think is most deserving of this year's NBA hardware for the six major awards. Which winner did Skeets and Tas disagree on most? Which award caused Skeets to leave the room? Where will Trey put his hands with no computer in front of him? Also, we get a chance to mourn those we lost during the NBA season via the subtle magic of the soprano recorder, find our who had the Whoa Boy Fantasy Line of the Year, and raise a Wanker of the Year to the banners. It’s been one hell of a season! Make sure to leave your award nominees and winners in the comments below.

Ep. 806: Peace Out

tbj@thescore.com (theScore.com) — Mon, 23 Apr 2012 16:36:00 GMT

On today's live episode of "The Fix," Skeets and Tas discuss their winners and losers of the NBA weekend. (Take a wild guess who we start with.) In the doghouse: Metta World Peace/Ron Artest/Snake Eggs Crazy Pills' vicious elbow, Reggie Evans, the Golden State Warriors' cornerstones, The Boomers, and the Rockets. On the honor roll: Amar'e Stoudemire, Mike Woodson, and the ridiculously deep Spurs. All that, plus Trey's "Now-er Rankings," which includes air eating, M.J., and a foul ball.

Ep. 805: The Overdose, Apr. 20

tbj@thescore.com (theScore.com) — Fri, 20 Apr 2012 17:17:00 GMT

On today's show, The Jones discuss the controversy surrounding Dwight Howard's season-ending back injury, the polarizing return of Amar'e Stoudemire in New York, the difficulty in picking the All-NBA Teams, and our favorite stories, quotes and moments from the 2011-2012 shortened season. All that, plus Leigh's "Tweet of the Weak," some pun-gun fun, NBA song parodies, and much, much more!

Ep. 804: Up, Up, Down, Down

tbj@thescore.com (theScore.com) — Thu, 19 Apr 2012 16:04:00 GMT

On today's live episode of "The Fix," Skeets and Tas discuss the busiest night of the NBA season to date. Talking points include: the controversial no-call/call between Chris Paul and Miller in the Clips-Nugs, Kenyon Martin steppin' up, Mo Williams on fire, Dirk's second half, Harden's no-look pass to Durant, the Suns uninspired defense, and "Paul Rondo," Avery Bradley and the Atlantic Division Champion Celtics. All that, plus a dangerous "Wanker of the Week" pick, Deion Sanders, and Paul Molitor. HUM NOW BASEBALL! HUM NOW!

Ep. 803: Numb, Numb, Numb ...

tbj@thescore.com (theScore.com) — Wed, 18 Apr 2012 16:33:00 GMT

On today’s live episode of "The Fix," Skeets and Tas discuss the Knicks three-point barrage, Steve Novak's celebration timing, 'Melo's passing, Amare's return, Rondo's injuries, the Sixers' collapse, Paul George's 360 windmill, Tony Parker abusing Sessions (and Steve Blake), and Pop starting Splitter over Blair. All that, plus two great mail questions: "Which stars in the league could improve an aspect of their game?" and "If you could change anything you wanted to about the NBA rules this offseason, what would it be and why?"

Ep. 802: Pins and Needles

tbj@thescore.com (theScore.com) — Tue, 17 Apr 2012 16:38:00 GMT

On today’s live episode of "The Fix," Skeets and Tas discuss why the Clippers seem to give the Thunder fits, Nick Young's big night, that questionable Nuggets-Rockets officiating, McGee's improved pick-and-roll defense, Jazz-Mavs triple-OT, LeBron goin' NOVA, and Beyonce and Jay-Z's baby. All that, plus Derrick Rose fouls, Tupac-like NBA holograms, and suggestions for the New Orleans Hornets' new name.

Ep. 801: Journey to Mecca

tbj@thescore.com (theScore.com) — Mon, 16 Apr 2012 16:38:00 GMT

On today's live episode of "The Fix," Skeets and Tas discuss their winners and losers of the NBA weekend. On the honor roll: the "Mecca" that is Madison Square Garden, the New Orleans Wild Tchoupitoulas, Gerald Green, and the Raptors' D-League team. On the shit list: two teams — the Jazz and Bucks — as well as those slimy Maloof brothers. All that, plus the return of Trey's "Now-er Rankings," which includes a Kidd, a bird and some Durantula rhymes.

Ep. 800: The Overdose, Apr 13

tbj@thescore.com (theScore.com) — Fri, 13 Apr 2012 17:24:00 GMT

On today's show, The Jones discuss Dwyane Wade, Ray Allen and the Olympics pay-for-play brouhaha, the source of Lamar Odom and Mark Cuban's rift, why the Grizzlies are the best playoff bandwagon team, and the Nets' "top secret" plans to re-sign All-Star Deron Williams this summer. All that, plus Leigh’s "Tweet of the Weak," some pun-gun fun, Agent Zero's best pranks, trashing hotel rooms, Blake Griffin's acting career, and much more!

Ep. 799: Playoff Implications

tbj@thescore.com (theScore.com) — Thu, 12 Apr 2012 16:41:00 GMT

On today's live episode of "The Fix," Skeets and Tas discuss an intense night in The Association. Talking points include: Chris Paul's 1-on-4 game-winner in OKC, Monta Ellis' late-game brain-fart in Milwaukee, Mickael Pietrus' return from a concussion, Andrew Bynum's 30 rebounds (and Carlton/Fresh Prince moment), and the playoff implications (DING!) in the Jazz-Rockets, Suns-Grizzlies and Love-less Wolves/Nuggets games. All that, plus a controversial "Wanker of the Week" pick, Gordon Hayward's "Survivor: One World"-doppelganger, and, um, goats.

Ep. 798: Take A Punch

tbj@thescore.com (theScore.com) — Wed, 11 Apr 2012 16:26:00 GMT

On today's live episode of "The Fix," Skeets and Tas discuss the Celtics' pick-and-pop, Rondo and KG's jumper, the Heat's everything-will-be-all-right attitude, Boston runs, Erik Spoelstra's lineups, iso 'Melo, Rip Hamilton's third quarter, Tas' carbohydrates, high school mascots, and a fierce Diet Pepsi vs. Diet Coke debate. All that, plus two great mail questions regarding the NBA's "Poster Boy" and hypothetically trading coaches.

Walt Frazier's Fashion Tips

tbj@thescore.com (theScore.com) — Tue, 10 Apr 2012 20:16:00 GMT

Hall of Famer and fashion legend Walt “Clyde” Frazier dishes on his unique style, the best dressed players in the NBA, and why Craig Sager can’t pull off the outfits he wears.

Ep. 797: Brown Bears and 'Anti-Awards'

tbj@thescore.com (theScore.com) — Tue, 10 Apr 2012 16:07:00 GMT

On today’s live episode of "The Fix," Skeets and Tas discuss the Grizzlies big win over the Clippers, whether Coach Hollins will continue to bring Zach Randolph off the bench, Pop's decision to sit his "Big Three," Devin Harris' monster fourth quarter, and how the Magic are inexplicably keeping it all together. All that, plus Serge Ibaka's Defensive Player of the Year chances, an incredible interview with Knicks legend "Clyde" Frazier, and in Crossfire, the TBJ "Anti-Awards" (Least Valuable Player, Worst Sportsman, Dumbest Move of the Season).

Ep. 796: Marsh'Melo Peeps

tbj@thescore.com (theScore.com) — Mon, 09 Apr 2012 16:19:00 GMT

On today's live episode of "The Fix," Skeets and Tas discuss their winners and losers of the NBA weekend. On the honor roll: Boris Diaw (!) and the streakin' San Antonio Spurs, 'Melo's incredible Easter Sunday, Agent Zero's three-point shot, and "TBJ Super Fan" Paul Williamson. On the shit list: the free fallin' 76ers, Eric Gordon's back, and Andrew Bynum for getting himself ejected, again. All that, plus Lamar Odom parting ways with the Mavs and new game called, "Who Is This Guy!?"

Ep. 795: The Overdose, Apr. 6

tbj@thescore.com (theScore.com) — Fri, 06 Apr 2012 17:13:00 GMT

On today's show, The Jones discuss the awkward Stan Van Gundy "Dwightmare" in Orlando, Deron Williams hinting not-so-subtly that he's done with New Jersey, the enigma that is Andrew Bynum, both tight playoff races, Wednesday's Thunder-Heat battle, and LeBron's MVP chances. All that, plus Leigh's "Tweet of the Weak," some pun-gun fun, Diet Pepsi, computers, and a Kanye West-inspired TBJ NBA rap cypher. Uhh! Turn your headphones up!

Ep. 794: A Night Like No Other

tbj@thescore.com (theScore.com) — Thu, 05 Apr 2012 17:26:00 GMT

On today's live episode of "The Fix," Skeets and Tas discuss one of the best nights in NBA regular season history. (Seriously.) Talking points include: Miami's sloppy play, Durant's questionable three, Perkins' dumb tech, LeBron's power, Kobe's shot selection, World Peace's defense on CP3, Captain Jackson, Heinsohn and Gorman's favorite Celtic, and the offense running through KG. All that, plus Tas' "Wanker of the Week" pick, a Hubie-brag, Gregory "Hellboy" Stiemsma, Danny Green's college career, and those birthday liars, RealGM.com.

Ep. 793: Greetings, Earthlings

tbj@thescore.com (theScore.com) — Wed, 04 Apr 2012 16:30:00 GMT

On today's live episode of "The Fix," Skeets and Tas discuss Deron Williams' "I didn’t ask to be here" comments, Danny Granger and the Pacers huge fourth quarter rally, Lou Amundson's offensive hustle, iso-'Melo ball, LeBron's bowling technique, and Doug Collins odd decision to sit Evan Turner when he was on fire. All that, plus some very difficult viewer questions, "Hit 'Em High" lyrics, more NBA/Undertaker talk, Joe Kim, fire trucks, and The Greatest Sports .GIF of All-Time. Enjoy.

Ep. 792: The Granddaddy Of 'Em All

tbj@thescore.com (theScore.com) — Tue, 03 Apr 2012 16:14:00 GMT

On today’s live episode of "The Fix," Skeets and Tas discuss a lil' NCAA action (Anthony Davis' unibrow, Marquis Teague, and shooting in the vast Superdome) before breaking down the Grizzlies' statement/sandwich win, the Clippers rout of the Mavs, and Drew Gooden's game/ducktail. All that, plus a new round of Crossfire, which includes Jeremy Lin's "Most Improved Player" chances, some bad teams' bright futures, and the NBA's Undertaker.

Ep. 791: Old Dogs

tbj@thescore.com (theScore.com) — Mon, 02 Apr 2012 16:15:00 GMT

On today's live episode of "The Fix," Skeets and Tas discuss their winners and losers of the NBA weekend. On the honor roll: Kevin Durant's improving MVP chances, Rondo and the Celtics on national TV, Elton Brand's season-high 25, and those Sunday night Golden State Warriors. On the shit list: Jeremy Lin's knee, the Bulls for not picking up Coach Thibodeau's option yet, and Ryan Anderson's ankles (and pride). All that, plus Trey's "Now-er Rankings," a new Book-Off month, and "Game of Thrones."

Ep. 790: The Overdose, Mar. 30

tbj@thescore.com (theScore.com) — Fri, 30 Mar 2012 17:42:00 GMT

On today’s show, we discuss the tight race in the Atlantic division, whether the Spurs are better or worse with Diaw and Captain Jackson, a “how to” on fixing tanking, whether the NBA should adopt the Euro goaltending rule, and the “Kevin Love for MVP” movement. All that, plus an exclusive interview with Steve Nash (for serious), a food-related “Tweet of the Weak”, some pun-gun fun, and a nearly naked Jason Terry.

Ep. 789: The New York Dolls

tbj@thescore.com (theScore.com) — Thu, 29 Mar 2012 16:08:00 GMT

On today's live episode of "The Fix," Skeets and Tas discuss 'Melo's best game in a long time, Novak's three-point stroke, Tyson's D on disinterested Dwight, Kevin Garnett's high-post offense, the race for the Atlantic Divison crown, Chris Paul pickin' up the pace, and Balke Griffin nearly Mozgov'n Channing Frye. All that, plus Tas' "Wanker of the Week," a "Whoa Boy" living legend, and TBJ porn star names.

Ep. 788: Don't Become This

tbj@thescore.com (theScore.com) — Wed, 28 Mar 2012 16:39:00 GMT

On today's live episode of "The Fix," Skeets and Tas discuss LeBron's ring finger, Andrew Bynum getting benched for jackin' a three-pointer, Kobe's big shots, Klay "Boy Meets World" Thompson, Monta Ellis best game as a Buck, Goran Dragic's upcoming pay-day, and a little positive reinforcement for Lamar Odom. All that, plus viewer questions about the terribly subjective "Most Improved Player" award and "tips" on how to survive with a girlfriend who just doesn't like watching ball.

Re: Ep. 787: Pizza and Eggs

tbj@thescore.com (theScore.com) — Tue, 27 Mar 2012 16:41:00 GMT

On today's live episode of "The Fix," Skeets and Tas discuss Amare's bulging disc, 'Melo at the four-spot, Tyson Chandler's defense, the Atlantic Division race, Darren Collison's big game, Barbosa, an unconcerned Chris Bosh, Earl "Motherfucking" Boykins, and Stan Van Gundy's thoughts on free pizza. All that, plus a new round of Crossfire (NBA injuries, "The Association," tanking) and eggs.

Ep. 786: Very Bad (and Good) Things

tbj@thescore.com (theScore.com) — Mon, 26 Mar 2012 17:06:00 GMT

On today’s live episode of "The Fix," Skeets and Tas list their winners and losers of the NBA weekend. On the honor roll: Kevin Durant dimes and the Oklahoma City Thunder, Pop's new Spurs, Joe Johnson's conditioning, and the resilient Suns. On the shit list: the Nuggets' pathetic defense, Mike Brown, and that tank-tastic ending to the Warriors-Kings game on Saturday night. All that, plus Trey's "Now-er Rankings," bachelor parties, another Kevin Love 30-20 game, and hotel fire alarms.

Ep. 785: The Overdose, Mar. 23

tbj@thescore.com (theScore.com) — Fri, 23 Mar 2012 17:36:00 GMT

On today's show, we discuss the Clippers' implosion, whether Vinny Del Negro will/should get canned, Jason Smith's hip-check on Blake Griffin, the "Inception" Eastern Conference playoff race, new players on new teams (Sessions, Ellis, etc.), the league's best bench unit, and Brad Miller's "Country Boys" retirement. All that, plus an exclusive audio clip of what Chris Bosh says to himself during games, a "Tweet of the Weak" storybook, some pun-gun fun, the Warriors booing Joe Lacob, Skittles, saliva, fat kids, and much, much more.

Ep. 784: Air Gordon, Razor Ramon, Fish

tbj@thescore.com (theScore.com) — Thu, 22 Mar 2012 16:30:00 GMT

On today's live episode of "The Fix," Skeets and Tas discuss: Ben Gordon's 45 — WHOA BOY! — JaVale McGee's game-winning dunk, whether Ramon Sessions should continue to come off the bench for the Lakers, Joe Johnson vs. Kyrie Irving, Derek Fisher's OKC debut, and the Clippers playoff chances. All that, plus a "Flop City" music video, booty pic problems, and an honest "Wanker of the Week." Enjoy.

Ep. 783: Arrogance vs. Swagger

tbj@thescore.com (theScore.com) — Wed, 21 Mar 2012 16:22:00 GMT

On today's live episode of "The Fix," Skeets and Tas touch on a little bit of everything from last night in the NBA. Topics discussed include: the "Flop City" Clips, Barbosa's instant offense, Andrew Bynum's ejection, "The Dragon," Gordon Hayward's perimeter defense, beautiful Bucks basketball, and Boris Diaw and the 'Cats agreeing to a contract buyout. All that, plus some viewer questions about Tom Thibodeau's Coach of the Year repeat chances, and Gil on the Grizz. Enjoy.

Ep. 782: Gone Fishin'

tbj@thescore.com (theScore.com) — Tue, 20 Mar 2012 16:36:00 GMT

On today's live episode of "The Fix," Skeets and Tas discuss the Mavericks' crisp ball movement, the Nuggets latest list of injuries, Warriors fans hijacking Chris Mullin's number retirement, Derek Fisher's buyout, Brad Miller's retirement, and, in lieu of talking about that ugly Celtics-Hawks game, "Treeman." All that, plus a new round of Crossfire, which includes, NBA trade deadline moves (and non-moves), as well as a few of the strangest NBA fights. We see you, JVG!

Ep. 781: Good Mood Monday

tbj@thescore.com (theScore.com) — Mon, 19 Mar 2012 16:02:00 GMT

On today’s live episode of "The Fix," Skeets and Tas fire through some winners and losers of the past NBA weekend. On the honor roll: Ramon Sessions, Mike Woodson's Knicks (and goatee), Wilson Chandler and the Nuggets, Gilbert Arenas, Chris Paul, and Jason Collins. On the shit list: Kobe Bryant and the frustrated Timberwolves. All that, plus Trey's Now-er Rankings, Derek Fisher news, gunshot haircuts, and dead birds.

Ep. 780: The Overdose, Mar. 16 (Trade Talk)

tbj@thescore.com (theScore.com) — Fri, 16 Mar 2012 17:23:00 GMT

On today's show, we discuss every single opt-in, trade, and conditional second-round pick from a busy NBA trade deadline week. What made Dwight Howard change his mind in regards to staying in Orlando? How screwed are the Nets, and did they panic by trading for Gerald Wallace? Also, thoughts on the Blazers' one-day rebuild project, the Nuggets-Wiz-Clippers three-way deal, the Lakers' new point guard, Captain Jackson back in black, and much, much more. All that, plus Leigh's "Tweet of the Weak," "The Pun-Gun," Rondo's pre-game sushi, D'Antoni's resignation, and much, much more.

TBJ: Deadline Day Winners And Losers

tbj@thescore.com (theScore.com) — Thu, 15 Mar 2012 21:27:00 GMT

Skeets and Tas will break down all of the trades on Friday's episode of "The Overdose," but until then, here's a quick guide to the winners and losers of a very busy NBA trade deadline day.

Ep. 779: Dwightmare

tbj@thescore.com (theScore.com) — Thu, 15 Mar 2012 16:51:00 GMT

On today's live episode of "The Fix," Skeets and Tas discuss a bunch of NBA Trade Deadline Day hypotheticals, including Dwight Howard's "Indecision," the rumored Lakers-Wolves-Blazers three-way deal, and the Chris Kaman, um, "sweepstakes." All that, plus Coach D'Antoni's resignation, a "Wanker of the Week" highlight reel, and Marty McFly suspenders.

Ep. 778: Bucks-Dubs + Dwight's Dice

tbj@thescore.com (theScore.com) — Wed, 14 Mar 2012 17:24:00 GMT

On today's live episode of "The Fix," Skeets and Tas discuss the first trade of deadline week, which is, of course, the Bucks-Warriors five-player deal involving Andrew Bogut and Monta Ellis. Who won the deal? Can an Ellis-Jennings backcourt coexist? And should the Dubs buyout Captain Jackson? All that, plus Dwight Howard's insane "roll the dice” comments, the Kobe-to-Pau-to-Bynum offense, LeBron's regular season numbers, and much, much more.

Ep. 777: U Mad 'Melo?

tbj@thescore.com (theScore.com) — Tue, 13 Mar 2012 17:53:00 GMT

On today's live episode of "The Fix," Skeets and Tas discuss the Bulls' offensive rebounding, Rose's post-game comments, Melo's mini-temper tantrum, the Clippers' pace, CP3's flopping, why Pekovic went off, Bismack Biyombo's game-saving block, and T.J. Ford's Twitter retirement. All that, plus a new round of Crossfire, which includes: the Wolves' playoff chances (sans-Rubio), who will prove to be the best player from the 2010 NBA Draft Class, and, um, "tips" for picking your March Madness bracket.

Ep. 776: Rock On

tbj@thescore.com (theScore.com) — Mon, 12 Mar 2012 16:05:00 GMT

On today’s live episode of "The Fix," Skeets and Tas list their winners and losers of the NBA weekend. On the honor roll: Andrew Bynum in crunch time, new Sixers starter Evan "The Villain" Turner, Gerald Green's sick windmill alley-oop dunk, and … um … Mike D'Antoni? (Tas will explain.) As for losers? It's tough not to be disappointed with Ricky Rubio's torn ACL and the Pacers, right? (Nod your head.) All that, plus incredible fan-made t-shirts, Trey's "Nower Rankings," and a little Gene Simmons. Rock on.

Ep. 775: The Overdose, Mar. 9

tbj@thescore.com (theScore.com) — Fri, 09 Mar 2012 12:47:00 GMT

On today's show, we discuss the latest NBA trade deadline rumors (Dwight Howard, Pau Gasol, Jamal Crawford, Josh Smith, etc.); the T-Wolves playoff hopes, Rubio and Love's SLAM cover; a few topics from the Sloan Sports Analytics Conference; and the issue of placing corporate sponsors' logos on NBA jerseys. All that, plus Leigh's "Tweet of the Weak," a controversial round of "The Pun-Gun," a new game titled "Jan or Ian," 'Sheed, NBA fashion accessories, and much, much more.

Ep. 774: Add Two More To The Race

tbj@thescore.com (theScore.com) — Thu, 08 Mar 2012 17:28:00 GMT

On today's live episode of "The Fix," Skeets and Tas discuss the Wolves' playoff push, a horrible make-up call against the Blazers, whether Barea is a good fit in Minny, Evan Turner in the starting rotation, the Celtics' OT excuse, and a bunch of game winners, including Rose's step-back, Farmar's three, and Irving's coast-to-coast. All that, plus a huge "Wanker of the Week," camo-pants, and a little SxSW plug. (See you soon, Austin.)

Ep. 773: No Other Love

tbj@thescore.com (theScore.com) — Wed, 07 Mar 2012 17:31:00 GMT

On today's live episode of "The Fix," Skeets and Tas discuss D'Antoni's decision to go back to his starters, Amar'e's defense on Dirk, 'Melo's rough night, Hack-a-Mack, Stan Van Gundy's health, Gerald Henderson's potential, and Kobe's black mask and shot selections. All that, plus the return of "The Lin Report," a look at the Western Conf. playoff race, and John Legend's entire discography. Let's go to the park, people.

Ep. 772: Dire Wolf

tbj@thescore.com (theScore.com) — Tue, 06 Mar 2012 17:01:00 GMT

On today's live episode of "The Fix," Skeets and Tas discuss the Mavs' late-game execution, Westbrook's huge three, The Kevin Love Takeover, Clipper free throws, Joakim Noah's all-world defense, and the Pacers' game plan. All that, plus a new round of Crossfire, which includes: trade deadline talk, Lithuanian Basketball League All-Star Game highlights, and the contents of LeBron's tiny man-purse.

Ep. 771: To Pass, Or Not To Pass

tbj@thescore.com (theScore.com) — Mon, 05 Mar 2012 17:17:00 GMT

On today's live episode of "The Fix," Skeets and Tas list their winners and losers of the NBA weekend. On the honor roll: Grant Hill (and his future movies), the Hawks (KA-KAW!), Odom and the Mavs, Derrick Rose, and the Ryerson Rams (WHO!?). On the shit list: LeBron and/or everyone freakin' out about LeBron passing vs. the Jazz, Amar'e, and Brook Lopez's body. All that, plus our Jam Session Showdown, Trey's Monday "Nower Rankings," and Rondo vs. Deron.

TBJ Orlando: Jam Session IV

tbj@thescore.com (theScore.com) — Mon, 05 Mar 2012 16:42:00 GMT

Ten "NBA" activities. Two competitive hosts. One epic grudge match. Watch Skeets and Tas fight their way through NBA Jam Session, the most interactive event of All-Star Weekend in Orlando, for the fourth year in a row.

Ep. 770: The Overdose, Mar. 2

tbj@thescore.com (theScore.com) — Fri, 02 Mar 2012 18:33:00 GMT

On today's show, The Jones discuss second-half storylines to watch; trade rumors involving names like Rondo, Monta, and Beasley; things we'd change about All-Star Weekend; new franchises for "Clipper Darrell" to join; the Sacramento Kings arena deal; and whether Reggie Miller is a first-time Basketball Hall of Fame inductee. All that, plus Leigh's "Tweet of the Weak," a horrific round of "The Pun-Gun Game," Jeremy Lin's boxer briefs, Steve Nash's weird hair, the NBA's best mascot, Kobe vs. LeBron, and much, much more.

Ep. 769: Title Fights

tbj@thescore.com (theScore.com) — Thu, 01 Mar 2012 17:14:00 GMT

On today's live episode of "The Fix," Skeets and Tas discuss the Sixers' horrific fourth-quarter offense, Spencer Hawes impact, Russell Westbrook's offensive rebounding, Royal Ivey (with cheese!), D’Antoni and Lin, Novak's Intercontinental Championship celebration, Rose's acrobatic layups, #DengBang vs. #Dengers, and Joakim Noah's excellent defense on Tim Duncan. All that, plus an obvious "Wanker of the Week," a little #SkeetsStat (sorry, Schuhmann!), and a final look at February's Book-Off battle.

Ep. 768: Leap Day Babies

tbj@thescore.com (theScore.com) — Wed, 29 Feb 2012 17:58:00 GMT

On today’s live episode of "The Fix," Skeets and Tas kick off the second half of the season by recapping a busy Tuesday night in The Association. Topics include: "The D-Rock and Be-Easy Show," Blake's improved post-play, the good news in Sacramento, Cousins' insane late offensive rebound, "Isaiah Thomas-anity," Brook Lopez's big game, and passive Rondo. All that, plus a great #SchuhmannStat, more dunk talk, and some Big Baby backstory.

TBJ ORL: All-Stars write their own headlines

tbj@thescore.com (theScore.com) — Mon, 27 Feb 2012 12:39:00 GMT

All-Star Weekend can be a grind, so that’s why Skeets and Tas asked NBA players to help them do their work and write their own headlines. Pulitzers to be handed out later.

TBJ Orlando: ODancin’ Hedo’ finds NBA soulmate

tbj@thescore.com (theScore.com) — Sun, 26 Feb 2012 20:55:00 GMT

Some dance to remember. Some dance to forget. But only Orlando Magic forward “Hedo Turkoglu” dances for party animals everywhere. And only one teammate is brave enough to join him!

TBJ ORL: Saturday Night's Top 5 Dunks

tbj@thescore.com (theScore.com) — Sun, 26 Feb 2012 18:42:00 GMT

Skeets and Tas rank the best five dunks from this year’s NBA Sprite Slam Dunk Contest. (Yes, it was as difficult as you'd imagine.) But, hey, let us know your top five dunks from Saturday Night below, and we'll pretend to argue.

TBJ ORL: NBA All-Star Superheroes

tbj@thescore.com (theScore.com) — Sun, 26 Feb 2012 18:31:00 GMT

NBA players are already superhuman, so how far could they be from being superheroes? Skeets and Tas head to Media Day to ask the NBA All-Stars what their superpower would be, and what name they'd use to fight crime. And, oh, if you're hungry, you're going to love Ryan Anderson's response.

TBJ ORL: All-Star Saturday Night Recap

tbj@thescore.com (theScore.com) — Sun, 26 Feb 2012 17:16:00 GMT

From a hotel balcony in Orlando, Skeets and Tas are left to pick up the pieces of the dunk contest from the good (Evans, Williams) to the bad (invisible dunks) to the ugly (Kevin Hart). All that, plus Kevin Love's busy night, Tony Parker's slow win, and why Allan Houston should still be in the NBA.

TBJ ORL: Top 10 moments from All-Star Friday

tbj@thescore.com (theScore.com) — Sat, 25 Feb 2012 18:23:00 GMT

Live from a picturesque hotel balcony at the Orlando World Center Marriott, Skeets and Tas recap a busy NBA All-Star Friday, which includes: thoughts from Media Day, the infamous return of "Box Out Kid," Kyrie Irving's Rising Stars three-point shooting, Greg Monroe's "YOINK!" moment, an appearance on NBATV's "The Jump" at Jam Session, miniature Ken Griffey Jr., and much, much more. Enjoy.

TBJ ORL: ‘Couch Surfing’ inspired by Jeremy Lin

tbj@thescore.com (theScore.com) — Sat, 25 Feb 2012 18:17:00 GMT

One of the funnier parts of Jeremy’s Lin rise to sudden NBA stardom was that, during the start of “Linsanity,” he was actually sleeping on Landry Field’s couch. So, with that in mind, Skeets and Tas hit up Media Day to ask some NBA All-Stars if THEY had to crash on a teammate’s sofa, whose would it be and why?

Ep. 767: The Overdose (Midseason Awards)

tbj@thescore.com (theScore.com) — Fri, 24 Feb 2012 14:57:00 GMT

On today's show — live from Orlando, Florida — Skeets, Tas and friends take a look back at the first half of the NBA season. What's been the biggest surprise after 35 games or so? Biggest disappointment? Who are the MVP, Coach, Rook and Sixth Man of the first half? And what'll be something (or someone, at least) to watch for in the second half of the truncated season? All that, plus Leigh's "Tweet of the Weak," "The Pun-Gun Game," racecars, Rondo, Disney movies, The Oscars, airplanes, fantasy teams, and much, much more.

TBJ 2012 All-Star Predictions

tbj@thescore.com (theScore.com) — Thu, 23 Feb 2012 20:57:00 GMT

The Basketball Jones are in Orlando and ready to party! And by party, we mean sit by the pool and talk NBA All-Star predictions! Skeets and Tas take you through the main events of the NBA’s biggest weekend. Can Kevin Durant "steal" the three-point contest? Will John Wall repeat as Rising Stars MVP? And will injury replacement Jeremy Evans show he's The Association's best dunker? Watch and find out. To win a TBJ prize pack, tell us who you think will come out on top in the following events: Rising Stars MVP, Skills Competition, Three-Point Shootout, Dunk Contest, and All-Star MVP. Also, tell us the final score in the All-Star Game as a tiebreaker. Best of luck!

Ep. 766: Tiny Faces, Beautiful Wives

tbj@thescore.com (theScore.com) — Tue, 21 Feb 2012 17:49:00 GMT

On today’s live episode of "The Fix," Skeets and Tas disappoint Osten in "The Lin Report" before discussing 'Melo's return, Deron Williams and MarShon Brooks, Hump vs. Chandler, Martell Webster's brain fart, Faried's hops, the Pau Gasol mess in LA, Rondo's suspension, and pit stains. All that, plus a new round of Crossfire, which includes: the hottest teams in the league, NBA soccer players, and awesome three-point celebrations. See you from Orlando, team!

Ep. 765: BLOKC Party

tbj@thescore.com (theScore.com) — Mon, 20 Feb 2012 17:36:00 GMT

On today's live episode of "The Fix," Skeets and Tas list their winners and losers of an awesome NBA weekend. On the honor roll: the Miami Heat on cruise control, two must-watch overtime games (Gary Neal's clutch three vs. the Clips and Durant-Westbrook-Ibaka's stupid stats game), and those New York Knickerbockers. On the shit list: Rondo for throwin' a ball at a ref, and Team Shaq for pissing of John Wall. All that, plus Matty-O plays matchmaker for Jeremy Lin, and Trey drops a fresh new cut of the "Nower Rankings." Happy Family/President's Day, North America.

Ep. 764: The Overdose, Feb. 17

tbj@thescore.com (theScore.com) — Fri, 17 Feb 2012 17:51:00 GMT

On today's show, we discuss our fair share of #Linsanity. (Can 'Melo and Jeremy Lin coexist? Should the Knicks have "thrown" that game vs. the Wolves? And who will play Lin in the inevitable Disney movie?) We also discuss New York's J.R. pickup; list some overlooked NBA storylines; breakdown the Sprite Slam Dunk Contest participants and new format; and test our knowledge of the Celebrity Game roster. All that, plus Leigh's "Tweet of the Weak," an enthusiastic edition of "The Pun-Gun Game," Shaq's latest comments about Dwight, three-point gunners, and more.

EP. 763: I. Drink. Your. Linshake.

tbj@thescore.com (theScore.com) — Thu, 16 Feb 2012 17:19:00 GMT

On today's live episode of "The Fix," Skeets and Tas breakdown the just announced Sprite Slam Dunk Contest and Foot Locker Three-Point Shootout participants; discuss the Knicks' seventh win in a row; pity poor Kings' rookie guard Isaiah Thomas; and compare JaVale McGee to Samuel Dalembert. All that, plus a hilariously delicious edition of "The Lin Report" and Tas' spoiler-iffic "Wanker of the Week."

Ep. 762: The Dream Is Real

tbj@thescore.com (theScore.com) — Wed, 15 Feb 2012 17:08:00 GMT

On today's live episode of "The Fix," Skeets and Tas discuss — what else? — Jeremy Lin. Honestly, is this real life? How in the world did the Knicks win that game? Did anyone else notice Carmelo Anthony's reaction to Lin's game-winner? How do we feel about a packed ACC cheering for #Linsanity? And who gave Matty O that bottle of champagne? All that, plus the under-the-radar Heat, and a bunch of great mailbox questions, including players who have changed their reputation, ugly NBA logos, and a fun Shaq/Kobe hypothetical.

Ep. 761: The Proposal

tbj@thescore.com (theScore.com) — Tue, 14 Feb 2012 17:11:00 GMT

On today's Valentine's Day "Fix" spectacular, Skeets and Tas host a TBJ first — a marriage proposal live on the show! Who are the lucky lovebirds? Did she say, "Yes?" And who in hell bought this cheap champagne? All that, plus Caron Butler's emotional return to Dallas, Rake-a-Blake, whether the Clips need J.R. Smith, LeBron James' turnaround jumper, the Bucks defense, and a special V-Day edition of Crossfire, with Opus Undone's strings. Embrace your loved ones, people!

Book-Off Payoff: Repeat After Me

tbj@thescore.com (theScore.com) — Mon, 13 Feb 2012 17:46:00 GMT

As fans of The Basketball Jones know, Tas and Skeets bet on NBA games every day on "The Fix," and, at the end of the month, they bust out the calculator, tally it up, and make the loser do something humiliating. It's called the Book-Off Payoff. Well, after Tas dominated the month of January with a 14-and-6 overall record, he forced Skeets to take to the streets and repeat every single word delivered to his earpiece.

Ep. 760: Magic Couch

tbj@thescore.com (theScore.com) — Mon, 13 Feb 2012 17:17:00 GMT

On today’s live episode of "The Fix," Skeets, Tas and their new desk take you through the winners and losers of the NBA weekend. On the honor roll: Jeremy Lin and the can't-lose-Knicks, Chris Paul's game-winner vs. the Sixers, and the Toronto Raptors (well, sort of). On the shit list: Jason Whitlock's offensive tweet, and the sliding Indiana Pacers. All that, plus Skeets' Book-Off Payoff, Matty O *live* from The Mall of America(s) in Minnesota, and Trey’s hilarious "Nower Rankings."

Ep. 759: The Overdose, Feb. 10

tbj@thescore.com (theScore.com) — Fri, 10 Feb 2012 18:04:00 GMT

On today's show, we discuss Tchaikovsky's first ballet, "Swan Lake." (Seriously.) Following that, we list our biggest snubs (Josh Smith, Paul Millsap, etc.) and surprises (Luol Deng, Dirk Nowitzki, etc.) from the NBA All-Star Game reserves; discuss "The Jeremy Lin Show" in New York; assess Chauncey Billups' Hall-of-Fame chances; and run a mock draft of the Rookie-Sophomore Game. All that, plus Leigh's stank-tastic "Tweet of the Weak," a bounce-back round of "The Pun-Gun Game," the NBA's dirtiest player, and more.

Ep. 758: The Lin Report

tbj@thescore.com (theScore.com) — Thu, 09 Feb 2012 17:04:00 GMT

On today's show, Skeets and Tas go "all in on Lin," sending TBJ producer, Matt Osten, out on the road to track the New York Knicks newest sensation, Jeremy Lin. Also discussed: Kenyon Martin's first game as a Clipper, Tony Parker killin' the Sixers' pick-and-roll defense, Tiago Splitter, whether Dirk will sit out the All-Star Game, and the Orlando Magic's perfect storm. That, plus Tas' "Wanker of the Week," the Northwest Division, and tips for giving blood. Enjoy.

Ep. 757: Achilles Overwhelmed

tbj@thescore.com (theScore.com) — Wed, 08 Feb 2012 17:17:00 GMT

On today's show, Skeets and Tas discuss Steve Nash's birthday game-winner, why Brandon Jennings only took four shots last night, Redd's return to Milwaukee, Paul Pierce passing Larry Bird on the Celtics' all-time scoring list, whether Monta Ellis is an All-Star, Thunder X-factor Serge Ibaka, and the above-.500 T-Wolves! All that, plus we answer your mail, including questions about Billups' season-ending surgery, "The Stephen Curry Babyface All-Stars," and tricks of the trade for live NBA virgins.

Ep. 756: [Insert Witty Jeremy Lin Pun Here]

tbj@thescore.com (theScore.com) — Tue, 07 Feb 2012 17:25:00 GMT

On today's live episode of "The Fix," Skeets and Tas discuss the Tebow-like "Jeremy Lin Show," Jared Jeffries' heart, a happy Tyson Chandler, the double-edged sword that is Kobe, Lou Williams' heroics, checkerboard tattoo and bobblehead, that controversial call in Portland, and JaVale McGee's epic ".GIF of the Night." All that, plus a new round of Crossfire, which includes whether the Pacers or Sixers deserve "East Elite" status, NBA All-Star starter mistakes, and why Chris Bosh should stop splashing around in fountains if he wants more people to like him.

Ep. 755: Stomp The Podcast

tbj@thescore.com (theScore.com) — Mon, 06 Feb 2012 17:20:00 GMT

On today's live episode of "The Fix," Skeets and Tas take you through their winners and losers of the NBA weekend. On the honor roll: the suddenly feisty Indiana Pacers, (2012 All-Star) Tony Parker, the #FreeSteveNash movement, and 76ers color commentator, Malik Rose, for referencing one of The Cosby Show's greatest episodes. On the shit list: Kevin Love for stompin' Scola, TBJ for passing on Luol Deng's All-Star chances, and Charles Barkley. All that, plus Tas' eventful Super Bowl night, and Trey's lin-credible "Nower Rankings."

Ep. 754: The Overdose, Feb. 3

tbj@thescore.com (theScore.com) — Fri, 03 Feb 2012 18:12:00 GMT

Join The Jones on the sonic journey that is The Overdose! On today's show, we attempt to pick our 2012 NBA All-Star Reserves. (Is Paul Millsap a lock? Do you go with Tony Parker or Kyle Lowry? And who in hell do you pick in the East?) Also discussed: Which team Kenyon Martin should sign with, whether the Rockets will make a run at Hornets' center Chris Kaman, and why LeBron James should consider doing the Dunk Contest, once and for all. All that, plus NBA Yearbook Awards, Leigh's "Tweet of the Weak," Bill Simmons' concept of NBA "chemists," a rough round of "The Pun-Gun Game," Super Bowl predictions, Kobe vs. LeBron, and more.

Ep. 753: The Real McCoy

tbj@thescore.com (theScore.com) — Thu, 02 Feb 2012 17:21:00 GMT

On today's live episode of "The Fix," Skeets and Tas discuss the Sixers' biggest win of the season, Andre Iguodala's third-quarter show, whether Rick Carlisle should be suspended for kicking the ball into the stands, Serge Ibaka's block party, why these Minnesota Timberwolves are just like Greg Gilliland's cross-country running style, an unconscious Brandon Jennings, and Chris MOTHERFUCKIN' Paul. All that, plus giant muskies, Tas' high school basketball team, and your newest "Wanker of the Week."

Ep. 752: Grit and Grind

tbj@thescore.com (theScore.com) — Wed, 01 Feb 2012 17:46:00 GMT

On today's live episode of "The Fix," Skeets and Tas discuss the Grizzlies' grit and grind OT win, Rudy Gay's game-saving block, the yawn-tastic Memphis announcers, All-Star role player Anderson Varejao, Kyrie Irving vs. John Wall, and the Pacers slick ABA throwback jerseys. All that, plus our dream NBA Dunk Contest participants, Ross Mathews' insane voice, Trey's "A-YO," and new Royal Rumble contestant, JD.

Ep. 751: The Dunk

tbj@thescore.com (theScore.com) — Tue, 31 Jan 2012 17:23:00 GMT

On today's live episode of "The Fix," Skeets and Tas discuss Blake Griffin's ridiculous dunk on poor Kendrick Perkins. Was it better than the one on Mozgov? Was it better than "The Assassination of John Lucas III?" And how great was the post-dunk Twitter explosion? Oh, yeah, we also get into the Clippers' three-point shooting, the James Harden starting experiment, Kawhi Leonard's hustle, the Sixers' D, Batum's injury, and whether Gerald Wallace is worth a long-term contract. All that, plus a solid round of Crossfire, which includes Chris Kaman trade possibilities, Dwight's comments, and our favorite NBA dunk of all-time. (Let's hear yours below.)

TBJ Video: NBA players' go-to Super Bowl snacks

tbj@thescore.com (theScore.com) — Tue, 31 Jan 2012 16:17:00 GMT

Back by popular demand, The Jones re-send Australian correspondent, Leigh Ellis, into the locker room to confuse NBA players with his accent. Leigh's mission this round: To find out what the guys are cookin' up for the Super Bowl this Sunday. What's the most popular dish of choice? Does anyone even know how to cook? And, um, what the hell did Blazers forward Nicolas Batum just say? Enjoy the video, and enjoy The Big Game.

Ep. 750: Winners, Losers, Beards

tbj@thescore.com (theScore.com) — Mon, 30 Jan 2012 17:21:00 GMT

On today's live episode of "The Fix," Skeets and Tas take you through their winners and losers of the NBA weekend. On the honor roll: Rodrique Beaubois and the Dallas Mavericks, Tiago Splitter, Pop riding his bench, inevitable "Rookie of the Year" Kyrie Irving, and the wild Bulls-Heat game. On the shit list: LeBron's glistening beard, the Magic, and the three-point gunnin' Knicks. All that, plus pancakes, the Pro Bowl, manscaping, and Trey's "Nower Rankings."

Ep. 749: The Overdose, Jan. 27

tbj@thescore.com (theScore.com) — Fri, 27 Jan 2012 18:21:00 GMT

Join The Jones on the sonic journey that is The Overdose. Today's topics include the pros and cons of a shortened NBA season, whether we should crown OKC the Western Conference champs now, a roundup of deadline extensions and non-extensions (Eric Gordon, Kevin Love, Danilo Gallinari, Roy Hibbert, Ryan Anderson, more), and a wacky and weird rumor roundup with a bunch of 14-year-old high school girls. All that, plus Leigh's "Tweet of the Weak," Andrew Bogut's ankle injury, another exhilarating round of "The Pun-Gun Game," Avril Lavigne songs, NBA FIT week, and so much yogurt talk.

Ep. 748: Q1 Quarterly Report

tbj@thescore.com (theScore.com) — Thu, 26 Jan 2012 17:36:00 GMT

Today's live episode of "The Fix" is actually The Basketball Jones' Q1 Quarterly Report. What does that mean? Well, with the NBA season a quarter complete, business Skeets and Tas tell you which teams' stocks are overvalued, which teams you should invest in now, and which NBA players are can't-miss Blue Chippers. All that, plus an insane "Mad Money"-like lightning round, as well as "Wanker of the Week."

Ep. 747: Orange You Glad

tbj@thescore.com (theScore.com) — Wed, 25 Jan 2012 17:28:00 GMT

On today's live episode of "The Fix," Skeets and Tas discuss: Kevin Love's on-again, off-again contact extension, the Wizards firing coach Flip Saunders, Marcus Camby's leadership, 'Melo's rough night from the floor, whether Dirk and Duncan will make the All-Star Game, and Tyrone Corbin's "Coach of the Year" chances. All that, plus Calgary Flames memorabilia, NHL '94 stories, orange shoes, free chalupas, and much, much more.

Ep. 746: Five Steps You're Over

tbj@thescore.com (theScore.com) — Tue, 24 Jan 2012 18:09:00 GMT

On today's volatile live episode of "The Fix," Skeets and Tas discuss: the San Antonio Spurs' decision to retire Bruce Bowen's No. 12 jersey, Avery Bradley's insane full-court defense, Jameer Nelson's struggles, the Celtics' D vs. the Magic's O, Ricky Rubio's worst game in the NBA, Kyle Lowry's sneaky triple-double, and Kevin McHale's unorthodox ultra-small lineup in the 4Q. All that, plus our sleeper championship teams, the biggest reason the Knicks are on a slide, and dream NBA player/television reality show pairings. Enjoy.

Ep. 745: Echoes in Eternity

tbj@thescore.com (theScore.com) — Mon, 23 Jan 2012 17:22:00 GMT

On today's live episode of "The Fix," Skeets and Tas take you through their winners and losers of the NBA weekend. On the honor roll: Kevin Love's buzzer beater, Pretty Tricky Ricky's poise, the Bucks, and the Miami Heat's ABA throwback jerseys. On the shit list: Referees Mike Callahan, Tony Brown, and Courtney Kirkland for missing George Hill's kicked ball late vs. the Warriors, and those lowly New York Knicks. All that, plus pocket squares, Paul "Mutombo" Pierce, and Trey's "Now-er Rankings."

Ep. 744: The Overdose, Jan. 20

tbj@thescore.com (theScore.com) — Fri, 20 Jan 2012 18:35:00 GMT

Join The Jones on the sonic journey that is The Overdose. Today's topics include: the "Free Steve Nash" movement and whether he'll join the Knicks, Russell Westbrook's five-year contract extension, if the Wolves are low-balling All-Star Kevin Love, the Celtics' slow start and whether they should "blow it up," a few more questions from the NBA.com's GM survey, and the possibility of Kyrie Irving playing for Australia in the 2012 Olympics. All that, plus Leigh's "Tweet of the Weak," a new pun-tastic segment, and a short table reading of a scene from Kevin Durant's new movie, "Thunderstruck."

Ep. 743: Old Men Winter

tbj@thescore.com (theScore.com) — Thu, 19 Jan 2012 17:10:00 GMT

On today's live episode of "The Fix," Skeets and Tas breakdown one of the most exciting NBA nights in recent memory. Topics discussed include: Andre Miller and soil erosion, Nene's quiet 20-14, if Evan Turner is the new Brandon Roy, the Knicks true savior (Steve Nash, Baron Davis or Jorts?), Amare's defense, the terribly underrated Tony Parker, Dirk's banged up body, and why John Wall will never not do the dishes again. (He's my roommate, you see.) All that, plus an American with "maple moxie," Super Spike V'Ball, and a fantastic "Wanker of the Week."

Ep. 742: Survey Says ...

tbj@thescore.com (theScore.com) — Wed, 18 Jan 2012 17:25:00 GMT

On today's live episode of "The Fix," Skeets and Tas take a look at the NBA.com's 10th annual GM Survey. Why did they nail the "Which player is most likely to have a breakout season?" question? Which Greek could be the "Best international player NOT in the NBA?" Who is the "Toughest player in the NBA?" and what does that even mean? And who was the terrible oversight in the "Best perimeter defender" category? All that, plus rookie talk, puns, and Milwaukee Bucks forward Jon Leuer's new nickname. (Well, Skeets' new nickname for him, at least.)

Ep. 741: Homecomings

tbj@thescore.com (theScore.com) — Tue, 17 Jan 2012 17:29:00 GMT

On today's live episode of "The Fix," Skeets and Tas give standing ovations to both Kendrick Perkins and Lamar Odom's homecoming video tributes. Also discussed: Back-breaking Thunder three-pointers, whether the Celtics should "blow it up," Vince Carter's limp, Matt Barnes' kindness, if Kobe will win the scoring title, and whether we're overreacting to JaVale McGee's self-oop off the glass. All that, plus Marcin Gortat doodles, Skeets' Book-Off slide, and which NBA player would make the best politician.

TBJ Video: Andrea Bargnani's NBA All-Star anthem

tbj@thescore.com (theScore.com) — Tue, 17 Jan 2012 14:20:00 GMT

Toronto Raptors forward Andrea Bargnani is having a career year and is a serious candidate to make his first NBA All-Star Game appearance. His secret? Well,it's in the sauce. Kanye West knows what's up.

Ep. 740: Winners, Losers and Buzzers

tbj@thescore.com (theScore.com) — Mon, 16 Jan 2012 17:14:00 GMT

On today's live episode of "The Fix," Skeets and Tas' Geocities sweater select their winners and losers of the NBA weekend. On the honor roll: Blake Griffin and the Clippers, the surprising Utah Jazz, those underrated (and suddenly athletic) Spurs, and Ivan Johnson's teeth. On the shit list: Doc Rivers and the Celtics, as well as Tas' "second-half" fantasy basketball team. All that, plus NBA games during parties, Marcin Gortat's nose, and Trey's inaugural "Now-er Rankings."

Ep. 739: The Overdose, Jan. 13

tbj@thescore.com (theScore.com) — Fri, 13 Jan 2012 18:23:00 GMT

Join The Jones on the sonic journey that is The Overdose. On tap today: a look at the first NBA All-Star ballot returns, whether the Clippers have met (or surpassed) expectations, who the NBA's best closer is, Al Horford's torn pectoral muscle, deconstructing Team USA's 19-man preliminary roster, weird and creative ideas on how to increase attendance in Detroit, and who is the Tim Tebow of the NBA. All that, plus everyone's favorite Australian, Leigh Ellis, with the "Tweet of the Weak." Wow.

Ep. 738: The Lyin' King

tbj@thescore.com (theScore.com) — Thu, 12 Jan 2012 17:16:00 GMT

On today's live edition of "The Fix," Skeets and Tas attempt to sum up 11 (mostly insane) NBA games in, oh, about 30 minutes or so. Topics discussed include: LeBron's foul shooting and aggressiveness, the terrible MIA-LAC officiating, the fatigue factor in this shortened season, DeAndre Jordan as a volleyball player, Wade's save, whiney Blake Griffin, Dirk's game-winner vs. Boston, and whether we should applaud or ridicule Kobe for again taking more shots than Bynum and Pau combined. All that, plus a familiar "Wanker of the Week," Google Docs, Score mugs, and Mark.

Ep. 737: Team USA Snubs and Selections

tbj@thescore.com (theScore.com) — Wed, 11 Jan 2012 17:21:00 GMT

On today's live edition of "The Fix," Skeets and Tas hit the mailbox to answer a few questions about Team USA's 19-man preliminary roster. Who was the biggest snub? Who's your third point guard on a 12-man team? And which bigs do you take to London? But, hey, that's all in the second half of the show. First, the guys discuss whether Vinny Del Negro is fit to coach these Clippers, literature for Russell Westbrook, Gerald Wallace's contract extension, Portland's ironic wave, Rubio vs. Rose, and Kobe's fat-ass wrist.

Ep. 736: Bring Da Ruckus

tbj@thescore.com (theScore.com) — Tue, 10 Jan 2012 17:16:00 GMT

On today's live edition of "The Fix," Skeets and Tas play everyone's new favorite party game, "Wu-Tang Member or NBA Player," as well as discuss the "Andrea Bargnani, 2012 All-Star" campaign, Thaddeus Young's deflections, Philly's Jrue-Lou-Vu combo, Iggy's passing, how the Knicks aren't as good as their record, poor Meredith Markovits, Barkley on SNL, disappointing players, and whether Kevin Love is the best forward in the game like he says he is. Enjoy.

Ep. 735: Weekend Winners and Losers

tbj@thescore.com (theScore.com) — Mon, 09 Jan 2012 16:48:00 GMT

On today's audio-only show, Skeets and Tas break down the big winners and losers of the NBA weekend, including the back-to-back-to-back winning Thunder, the defensive-minded 76ers, that questionable starting lineup in Minnesota, and the laughing stock Washington Gener— um, Wizards. All that, plus erotic tales from Medieval Times, emo Bill Walton, and Shane Battier gets a new name (six months ago).

Ep. 734: The Overdose, Jan. 6

tbj@thescore.com (theScore.com) — Fri, 06 Jan 2012 18:05:00 GMT

Join The Jones on a sonic journey for the first Overdose of the NBA Season! On tap: the hot-starting Blazers and Nuggets, the underperforming Knicks and Mavs, the exciting new twist in the Rookie-Sophomore game, the DeMarcus Cousins-Paul Westphal mess in Sacramento, whether James Harden should start in OKC, Raymond Felton’s smack talk, and a hilarious round of NBA player affirmations. All that, plus the amazing interjections of the world’s most obnoxious Miami Heat fan. So give your eyes a rest, and embrace this audio explosion.

TBJ Ep. 732: Knock On Wood

tbj@thescore.com (theScore.com) — Wed, 04 Jan 2012 19:35:00 GMT

On today's live edition of "The Fix," Skeets and Tas discuss: Andrew Bynum's first 20-20, Kobe Bryant's injuries and shot selection, Kyle Lowry's insane start, Tom Thibodeau's brilliant final play call, whether James harden should start, Gerald Wallace bullying Kevin Durant, OKC fatigue, Perkins and LMA's "forceful separation of bodies." All that, plus Dr. Seaver, Tristan Thompson, Tim in Graphics, Whoa Boy, Book It picks, and Derek Fisher's shiny head. Enjoy.

TBJ podcast: Pressing Questions + Predictions

tbj@thescore.com (theScore.com) — Mon, 19 Dec 2011 20:21:00 GMT

On today's NBA 'cast, Skeets, Tas, and Trey discuss some of the pressing questions heading into the new NBA season, as well as throw out a few predictions. What was the best move of the wild and wacky off-season? Which team benefits most from the shortened 66-game schedule? Who will be the worst team in The Association? And which coach has the most pressure on his shoulders? All that, plus our NBA League Pass Select picks, rookie nicknames, [BLANK] lords a-leapin', Boris Diaw's waistline, MVP predictions, and much, much more.

TBJ Video: Random Questions with Brent Barry

tbj@thescore.com (theScore.com) — Tue, 13 Dec 2011 15:53:00 GMT

While in San Antonio, Tas caught up with TBJ superfan, Brent Barry, to talk about travel tips, surfing, stealing, and the unique pleasure of being sworn at by Gregg Popovich.

TBJ podcast: Free Agency Anarchy

tbj@thescore.com (theScore.com) — Mon, 12 Dec 2011 22:31:00 GMT

A frantic tip to free agency has got The Jones back behind the mic! (Honestly, David Stern left us no choice.) On today's special NBA 'cast, Skeets, Tas, and Trey weigh in on the recent signings, trades and other roster moves. How messed up is this Chris Paul nightmare in New Orleans? What's the best team for Dwight Howard to play for now? And is Tyson Chandler the perfect fit for the Knicks? All that, plus thoughts on the Magic-Celtics power forward swap, Caron Butler's Clippers payday, the suddenly sneaky-good Pacers, and much, much more.

TBJ’s No Season Required: Toronto

tbj@thescore.com (theScore.com) — Sat, 10 Dec 2011 22:20:00 GMT

Like a ragtag jug band, The Basketball Jones is on the road and coming to your town. It’s No Season Required. On today’s FINAL SHOW OF THE TOUR, we’re joined by lead singer of The Sheepdogs, Ewan Currie, to discuss: How his band ended up on the cover of Rolling Stone, piano bars, the laws of checking in on Facebook, dressing like a cowboy, the dickishness of Kareem Abdul Jabbar, and much much more. Thanks to everyone who came out to our No Season Required shows. You guys are awesome!

TBJ Tour Video: Extreme H-O-R-S-E

tbj@thescore.com (theScore.com) — Fri, 09 Dec 2011 19:14:00 GMT

You've played H-O-R-S-E. Who hasn't? But have you ever played EXTREME H-O-R-S-E? * Wuwee-wuwee-wuuuuu! Wah-wah-wah! * Check out this sneak peek before it's added to this year's NBA All-Star festivities.

TBJ Tour Video: DeMar DeRozan likes his pre-game Bieber

tbj@thescore.com (theScore.com) — Fri, 09 Dec 2011 19:10:00 GMT

The Basketball Jones track down Raptors' guard DeMar DeRozan in his hometown of L.A. to find out about his secret dunks, unlikely pre-game hype music, and Toronto's lack of chicken and waffles.

TBJ Tour Video: 'Full House' remake

tbj@thescore.com (theScore.com) — Fri, 09 Dec 2011 19:07:00 GMT

Upon arriving in San Francisco, The Jones decided to do what every group of 5 dudes does when they get to the City by the Bay: Attempt a shot-for-shot remake of the Full House intro. Scratch one thing from the Bucket List, Mr. Bear!

TBJ Tour video: Spirit guide

tbj@thescore.com (theScore.com) — Fri, 09 Dec 2011 19:03:00 GMT

As Skeets and Tas loosen up before their first No Season Required Tour show, an unexpected guest pops by to inspire them.

TBJ Tour Video: Seattle gets back the Thunder

tbj@thescore.com (theScore.com) — Wed, 07 Dec 2011 13:32:00 GMT

Like a ragtag jug band, The Basketball Jones is on the road and coming to your town. It’s No Season Required. On today’s show, we’re joined by Yahoo! Sports NBA columnist, Adrian Wojnarowski, and CollegeHumor.com writer/actor, Amir Blumenfeld, to toast the start of the NBA season (!) and discuss: Irish Snooki, Woj’s contacts, BBM, lockout winners and losers, LeBron James criticism, "A Very Harold and Kumar Christmas 3D," Rick Fox’s awesome life, and why everyone in Miami thinks they’re going to live forever. All that, plus we finally put it to a vote: Backstreet Boys or *NSYNC? Next stop: Dec. 2, Boston. Previous shows: Chicago, Portland, Oakland, Los Angeles, OKC, San Antonio and Miami. ********* Subscribe to The Basketball Jones audio show on iTunes | Download the .mp3 directly 10 Comments TBJ Tour Video: Seattle gets back the Thunder Posted by J.E. Skeets under TBJ Tour: No Season Required, TBJ Video on Nov 29, 2011 While in Oklahoma City, Skeets and Tas hit the streets to find out how Thunder fans felt about the news of the team they love movin’ back to Seattle. Oh, you hadn’t heard either? Try and keep up, man!

Woj on lockouts, trades, and the inferior NBA product we have to look forward to this season

tbj@thescore.com (theScore.com) — Tue, 06 Dec 2011 14:59:00 GMT

Adrian Wojnarowski, Yahoo! Sports columnist and frequent breaker of insider NBA information, shares his post-lockout thoughts with Tas.

TBJ’s No Season Required: Boston

tbj@thescore.com (theScore.com) — Sat, 03 Dec 2011 17:57:00 GMT

Like a ragtag jug band, The Basketball Jones is on the road and coming to your town. It’s No Season Required. On today’s show, we’re joined by Celtics’ play-by-play man, Sean Grande and Grantland’s Jonah Keri to discuss: Swearing on live television, giving horrible advice to college kids, NBA wrestlers, speaking to a human fish, KG’s secret trash talk, hamburgers in Compton, batting cages, and much more. Trust me, guys. This is a really exciting time to be in journalism.

TBJ’s No Season Required: New York

tbj@thescore.com (theScore.com) — Wed, 30 Nov 2011 16:32:00 GMT

Like a ragtag jug band, The Basketball Jones is on the road and coming to your town. It's No Season Required. On today’s show, we’re joined by Yahoo! Sports NBA columnist, Adrian Wojnarowski, and College Humor's writer/actor Amir Blumenfeld to toast the start of the NBA season and discuss: Irish Snooki, Woj's contacts, BBM, lockout winners and losers, LeBron James criticism, "A Very Harold and Kumar Christmas 3D," Rick Fox's awesome life, and why everyone in Miami thinks they're going to live forever. All that, plus we finally put it to a vote: Backstreet Boys or *NSYNC?

TBJ Tour Video: TBJ goes CSI

tbj@thescore.com (theScore.com) — Mon, 28 Nov 2011 17:35:00 GMT

Who killed the NBA season? Last Wednesday, this was a very valid question to ask, so we sent Miami’s top investigator to crack the case. In a shocking twist ending, it turns out the NBA had merely faked its own death. I guess you could say, basketball’s bouncing back. YEEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHH

TBJ's No Season Required: Miami

tbj@thescore.com (theScore.com) — Thu, 24 Nov 2011 16:36:00 GMT

Like a ragtag jug band, The Basketball Jones is on the road and coming to your town. It’s No Season Required. On today’s show, we empty the tour mailbag and answer your questions about: Our new nicknames, competitive Scattegories, how we picked the cities for No Season Required, diet soda addiction, suicidal birds, first dates, and much more. Happy Thanksgiving, America! Today, we’re thankful you let us tour your country for what’s been an amazing month. Next stop: Nov. 29, New York

TBJ Tour Video: Two minutes with comedian Joe Mande

tbj@thescore.com (theScore.com) — Tue, 22 Nov 2011 16:56:00 GMT

Before the start of our “NSR” podcast in L.A., comedian Joe Mande filled us in on his favorite NBA nickname, what he’ll do if the season is lost, which NBA player he’d want to do stand-up with, and much more.

TBJ's No Season Required: San Antonio

tbj@thescore.com (theScore.com) — Mon, 21 Nov 2011 17:50:00 GMT

Like a ragtag jug band, The Basketball Jones is on the road and coming to your town. It’s No Season Required. On today’s show, we’re joined by two-time NBA Champion, Brent Barry, to discuss: Hidden cameras in bars, following Pearl Jam on tour, embarrassing your kids with horrible music during carpool, crip walkin' at All-Star Weekend, what it was like growing up in the shadow of NBA royalty, and more. Honestly, Brent Barry is one of the world's great humans. Don’t sleep on this one.

TBJ's No Season Required: OKC

tbj@thescore.com (theScore.com) — Fri, 18 Nov 2011 19:23:00 GMT

Like a ragtag jug band, The Basketball Jones is on the road and coming to your town. It’s No Season Required. On today's show, we're joined by Royce Young of Daily Thunder and CBSSports.com to discuss: Meeting the Mayor of Boomtown, disconcertingly polite Oklahomans, the "heel" in OKC's locker room, the pageantry of strip clubs, superpowers, the Softball Hall of Fame, and sleeping with NBA GMs. Oh, and eggs. Lots of eggs. Sunnyside up, scrambled ... any way you want 'em, people. Eggs!

TBJ Tour Video: The 'Name Change' Game

tbj@thescore.com (theScore.com) — Thu, 17 Nov 2011 18:03:00 GMT

One of the strangest stories of this (extended) NBA off-season was Ron Artest changing his name to Metta World Peace. In Portland, at LaMarcus Aldridge's "Rip City Basketball Classic," we asked some NBA players what they would change their names to if they had the chance. Some of their answers were pure gold.

TBJ Tour Video: Dorell Wright, Professional voiceman

tbj@thescore.com (theScore.com) — Wed, 16 Nov 2011 20:41:00 GMT

Before our Oakland show, Warriors forward Dorell Wright answered some very important questions about Disney movies, karaoke, and his celebrity crush.

TBJ’s No Season Required: Los Angeles

tbj@thescore.com (theScore.com) — Tue, 15 Nov 2011 20:45:00 GMT

Like a ragtag jug band, The Basketball Jones is on the road and coming to your town. It’s No Season Required. On today’s show, we’re joined by Ex-Phoenix Sun, Paul Shirley, and comedian Joe Mande to discuss: Paul’s near-record low rating in NBA 2K, Japanese haircuts, Roombas, bad accents, basketball cards, surviving in the wilderness, and why handing players checks for $500,000 is a bad idea. All that, plus Paul reveals the NBA’s biggest ass. Next stop: Nov. 17, Oklahoma City

TBJ Tour video: Who’s the NBA’s biggest hipster?

tbj@thescore.com (theScore.com) — Fri, 11 Nov 2011 16:03:00 GMT

It’s a well-known fact that Portland is full of hipsters. So, with that in the mind, The Jones decided to crash LaMarcus Aldridge’s “Rip City Basketball Classic” to help settle the debate: “Who is the NBA’s biggest hipster?”

TBJ's No Season Required: Oakland

tbj@thescore.com (theScore.com) — Wed, 09 Nov 2011 20:03:00 GMT

Like a ragtag jug band, The Basketball Jones is on the road and coming to your town. It’s No Season Required. On today's show, we're joined by Golden State Warriors' forward Dorell Wright, and Yahoo! Sports' columnist Marc Spears to discuss: Why players trust Marc's reporting, naked Shaq, threesomes, the salacious off-court talents of one Denver Nugget, and whether Dorell's happy with his NBA 2K12 player rating. All that, plus tiny beers, pinball wizards, and China's infatuation with "The Cosby Show."

TBJ Tour video: Random Questions with Bill Wennington

tbj@thescore.com (theScore.com) — Tue, 08 Nov 2011 16:50:00 GMT

At our Chicago tour stop, Tas had a chance to ask 3-time NBA champion, Bill Wennington, some very important questions. You know, like which part of his body he washes first in the shower. You kind of want to know, don’t you?

TBJ’s No Season Required: Portland

tbj@thescore.com (theScore.com) — Mon, 07 Nov 2011 06:28:00 GMT

Like a ragtag jug band, The Basketball Jones is on the road and coming to your town. It’s No Season Required. On today’s show, we’re joined by the “Godfather” of Portland sports media, Dwight Jaynes (Comcast), and Ben Golliver (Blazersedge/CBS Sports) to discuss: the best way to approach an athlete in an airport, Tas’ new drunken alter ego, Jail Blazers, Portland hipsters, food carts, the worst interview ever, and Greg Oden’s member. Put a bird on it, Portland! See you in Cali.

TBJ’s No Season Required: Portland

tbj@thescore.com (theScore.com) — Mon, 07 Nov 2011 06:28:00 GMT

TBJ Tour video: Is Chuck Swirsky still Canadian?

tbj@thescore.com (theScore.com) — Sun, 06 Nov 2011 19:09:00 GMT

Chuck Swirsky, former Raptors’ play-by-play broadcaster, became a Canadian citizen in 2008 and then left the Great White North for Chicago. Since he’s been gone for three years, immigration protocol states he must answer some skill testing questions about Canada to keep his citizenship. Let’s see how he does …

TBJ No Season Required: Chicago

tbj@thescore.com (theScore.com) — Fri, 04 Nov 2011 13:32:00 GMT

Like a ragtag jugband, The Basketball Jones is on the road and coming to your town. It’s No Season Required. On today’s show, we’re joined by three time NBA champion Bill Wennington and Bulls radio play-by-play man, Chuck Swirsky to discuss: rapping waiters, the mysterious origins of the Beef Wennington, a broadcaster’s life on the road, Zach & Miri Make a Porno, and why a little Liquid Heat goes a long way when you’re putting it in Luc Longley’s underwear. All that, plus Kelly Dwyer (Yahoo! Sports) tries to prove he knows more about Bill Wennington than Bill Wennington and Chuck Swirsky debuts his Bill Clinton impression. Break out the salami and cheese, folks! This one’s in the books. Next stop: 11/6, Portland, OR

The [BLANK] Jones: Halloween

tbj@thescore.com (theScore.com) — Thu, 27 Oct 2011 16:20:00 GMT

On today’s show, we go all in on Halloween. Are you ever too old to dress up? What's the shittiest candy to get while trick-or-treating? And how does one perfectly execute a "Dirty Sanchez" costume? All that, plus sweaty candy corn, Devil's Night and razorblades. Oh, and don't put your finger in a pay phone change hole. Trust me.

The [BLANK] Jones: Mailbag

tbj@thescore.com (theScore.com) — Tue, 25 Oct 2011 16:00:00 GMT

On today's show, we empty the metaphorical mailbag. What's the best way to meet friends in a new town? Is there a polite way to tell shitty basketball players that they suck? Is it worth putting in the effort for a long-distance relationship? And if you had to be arrested for something, what would it be? All that, plus cybersex, crushin' it, perfect Sundays, and a whole lot of yelling. (Yes, we hate each other.) Enjoy the show, friends.

The [BLANK] Jones: Baseball (+ Big TBJ News!)

tbj@thescore.com (theScore.com) — Thu, 20 Oct 2011 16:15:00 GMT

On today's show, we get all nostalgic about good ol' baseball, America's national pastime. Why was Melas a better umpire than player? What sage advice should be given to all young pitchers? What's the proper way for a ballpark vendor to tout his wares? All that, plus, I don't know, maybe THE BIGGEST TBJ ANNOUNCEMENT EVER!

The [BLANK] Jones: Public Transit

tbj@thescore.com (theScore.com) — Tue, 18 Oct 2011 15:45:00 GMT

On today's show, we talk about public transit. Does the honor system of payment work? How do you know when a person is old enough and/or pregnant to give your seat to? What do you do about the abusive drunk on the bus? All that, plus shitting your sweatpants, silk boxers, dogs on streetcars, and an epic Osten vs. Doyle shouting match about fish. Enjoy!

The [BLANK] Jones: 'Real Steel'

tbj@thescore.com (theScore.com) — Thu, 13 Oct 2011 13:08:00 GMT

On today's show, we break down the futuristic robot movie, "Real Steel," with JD's five-year-old son, Lincoln. Why are 1,000 pound robots so cheap? Why should you sell your stock in Apple and Google? And is it preferable to control your robot through voice control or mirror/shadow mode? All that, plus kindergarten science experiments, awkward LOST-meets-X-Men "rape" scenes, and lots of "California Love."

The [BLANK] Jones: Advice (Live Call-In Show)

tbj@thescore.com (theScore.com) — Tue, 11 Oct 2011 16:23:00 GMT

On today's show, we take your calls live and answer your burning questions about love, life and career. What do you do when your girlfriend dumps you for a younger guy? How do you approach girls if you're shy? What's the best way to hide a boner? All that, plus one-armed men, non-fart plane odors, and late-night drunk texts.

The [BLANK] Jones: Job Interveiw

tbj@thescore.com (theScore.com) — Thu, 06 Oct 2011 16:06:00 GMT

It’s October. There’s an NBA lockout. We’re bored as hell and we’re not going to take it anymore! Welcome to The [BLANK] Jones … On today’s show, we get deep into the mysterious world of job interviews. Tas shares stories from an awkward meeting for a sexy job, JD brings his trademarked cover letter secrets, and Score Media CEO John Levy drops by with an assessment of TBJ’s first interview at the company. All that, plus Trey infiltrates Nike’s super-secret Oregon compound, Matt explains why asking too many questions can be a bad thing, and Skeets keeps us up-to-date on his vacation via Twitter. #Barcelona #fun #podcasts.

The [BLANK] Jones: Rugby

tbj@thescore.com (theScore.com) — Mon, 03 Oct 2011 17:28:00 GMT

On today’s show, we talk about the peculiar athletic dance they call “rugby.” Is it just a bunch of guys running? What is a hooker? How was the sport accidentally invented? All that, plus tales from a 100-year old’s birthday, Trey Kerby’s mom’s favorite thing about Toronto, and which Monopoly piece Tas prefers. Yup, the cat’s finally out of the bag.

The [BLANK] Jones: Karaoke

tbj@thescore.com (theScore.com) — Thu, 29 Sep 2011 17:31:00 GMT

On today's show, we set out to improve your private room karaoke experience. What should one never do when singing? Who and what is a designated S.I.P.? What should you always look for in a rap song? And what's suitable off-the-mic etiquette? All that, plus "Cruise Ship Karaoke Steve," hand-clappin', Walker Texas Ranger's favorite band, our personal "go-to" songs, and whole lot of bad singing.

The [BLANK] Jones: New York City

tbj@thescore.com (theScore.com) — Tue, 27 Sep 2011 16:48:00 GMT

On today's show, we discuss our trip to NYC to attend the Blogs With Balls sports conference. Who won an award? Who puked? Who was guilty of cross-border smuggling? And who is starting a second career as a "savage bodyguard?" All that, plus Deadspin karaoke, Kobayashi, and Aziz Ansari. See you next time, Empire State!

The [BLANK] Jones: TV Draft

tbj@thescore.com (theScore.com) — Tue, 20 Sep 2011 18:10:00 GMT

On today's show, The Jones engage in an epic battle to draft their favorite television shows in the following categories: Comedy, Drama, Reality, Saturday Morning Cartoons, and Teen Drama. Find out which critically acclaimed comedy was left waiting in the Green Room, which defunct TV show Skeets scooped up for Drama, and which TBJ'er traded away his No. 1 Reality pick. All that, plus The Urban Fork channel, a dramatic "90210" reenactment, and the theme song to "My Pet Monster." And, of course, play along, and tell us which channel you'd watch.

TBJ EuroBasket podcast: Spain-France final

tbj@thescore.com (theScore.com) — Mon, 19 Sep 2011 16:18:00 GMT

On today's final EuroBasket episode, Skeets and Tas breakdown Sunday's Spain-France gold medal game. Topics include: (Birthday Day boy) Serge Ibaka's Mutombo-like second quarter, whether J.C. Navarro deserved MVP over Pau Gasol, Rudy Fernandez decapitating Tony Parker, Nicolas Batum's rough game, the All-Tournament EuroBasket Team selections, if Spain can defeat the USA in London 2012, some beautiful girl named "Puerto Rica," emails, and more.

TBJ EuroBasket podcast: ESP-MKD + FRA-RUS

tbj@thescore.com (theScore.com) — Fri, 16 Sep 2011 22:19:00 GMT

On today's EuroBasket episode, Skeets and Tas dig into Friday's semi-final games: Spain-Macedonia and France-Russia. Topics include: Juan Carlos Navarro's "masterpiece," Spain's second-chance points, whether MKD should've forced the action through Bo McCalebb a little more, Pero Antic's antics, France's three-point shooting, Batum out Kirilenko'ing Kirilenko, Blatt's decision to sit the "beautiful, wild horse" (AK) with three fouls, Noah's hot sister (again), Greece's key win over Serbia, and more.

TBJ EuroBasket podcast: FRA-GRE, RUS-SRB

tbj@thescore.com (theScore.com) — Thu, 15 Sep 2011 21:58:00 GMT

On today's EuroBasket episode, Skeets and Tas tackle the final two quarterfinal games: France-Greece and Russia-Serbia. Topics include: Les Bleus' three-headed monster (Parker, Batum and De Colo), the depleted Greek roster, Joakim Noah's sister, my main man Milos Teodosic's rough day, the Russian's constant penetration, Kirilenko's box score and dragon tattoo, Mozgov's feet, Angry Birds, and more.

TBJ EuroBasket podcast: ESP-SLO, LTU-MKD

tbj@thescore.com (theScore.com) — Wed, 14 Sep 2011 22:00:00 GMT

On today’s inaugural EuroBasket 2011 episode, Skeets and Tas try to shake off the vidcast cobwebs to breakdown our first two quarterfinal games. Topics include: Macedonia’s shocking win over Lithuania, Darius Songalia’s late brain fart, Bo McCalebb splitting the D, Jonas Valanciunas’ brutal box score, over-the-top security, large flags, Spain’s zone defense, La Bomba’s FIBA-skills, European cars, and more. Ah, it’s good to be back!

The [BLANK] Jones: Rock The Court

tbj@thescore.com (theScore.com) — Tue, 13 Sep 2011 16:30:00 GMT

On today's show we catch up on a sporty weekend in Jonesland. Skeets and Trey joined NBA players and The Arcade Fire's Win Butler in a charity basketball tournament, while Tas joined the Rounders for a provincial softball tourney. Find out what it's like to play against an NBA player who's actually trying, what it's like to be a grown man sharing a double bed with six of your best friends, and why leading a Grammy winning band is like leading a basketball team.

The [BLANK] Jones: Bad Jobs

tbj@thescore.com (theScore.com) — Thu, 08 Sep 2011 17:27:00 GMT

On today's show we belatedly celebrate Labor Day with a show about our worst jobs. What's it like to carry a dead man into a freezer? Why is group calisthenics an important part of building automotive frames? What is a "Fax Boy"? And how many times can you hear "Pass The Dutchie" before you kill yourself? All that, plus lobsters, laser tag and important announcement regarding next week's shows.

The [BLANK] Jones: Trey Kerby

tbj@thescore.com (theScore.com) — Tue, 06 Sep 2011 16:57:00 GMT

On today’s show, we talk to The Basketball Jones’ editor and new Canadian, Trey Kerby. What skills does he have that the other four TBJ’ers don’t? What will he miss most about America? What lurks in his dark past (Hint: it involves a Keg party, handcuffs and White Castle). And most importantly, what’s weather like in Lombard, Illinois?

The [BLANK] Jones: Hangovers

tbj@thescore.com (theScore.com) — Thu, 01 Sep 2011 17:07:00 GMT

On today's show we discuss hangovers. Well, not really. We actually discuss suspicious waitresses, weird theatre cast parties, something called "Mr. Saxobeat," and the poignant song craft of one Matthew Osten. Please try and enjoy!

The [BLANK] Jones: Pets

tbj@thescore.com (theScore.com) — Tue, 30 Aug 2011 16:14:00 GMT

On today's show we discuss pets. Who was the only TBJ'er to grow up with dogs? What were Skeets' "poor-people" pets? Why did Tas' dad almost strangle a friend's 130-pound German Sheppard? Are pets a test-run for kids? What the fuck is up with cats? And where does owning an iguana rank in terms of rebellious teenager activity? All that, plus rabbit shit, a canary named "Harley," and hypothetical question that involves a cliff, your dog, and a homeless man with syphilis.

The [BLANK] Jones: Bad Ideas

tbj@thescore.com (theScore.com) — Thu, 25 Aug 2011 14:02:00 GMT

Today we devote the entire show to breaking down your worst ideas for The [Blank] Jones. Stewardesses, Internet trolls, dreams, morning greetings, Canadian food, geek culture, "Sex and the City 2," and the proper way to kiss a Greek man. If these ideas are bad, we're scared to see your good ones. Keep 'em coming, people.

The [BLANK] Jones: The Classical

tbj@thescore.com (theScore.com) — Tue, 23 Aug 2011 20:10:00 GMT

On today’s show, Bethlehem Shoals joins us to discuss The Classical, a new online sports publication attempting to launch via Kickstarter. What makes this sports site unique? Which writers will be involved? Why is an elevator a bad place to start a conversation? All that, plus a discussion of why Shoals decided to join the oft-maligned Bleacher Report. (Hint: It may or may not have something to do with hummingbirds.)

The [BLANK] Jones: Inventors

tbj@thescore.com (theScore.com) — Thu, 18 Aug 2011 16:27:00 GMT

On today's show we put on our thinking caps and design life-changing inventions. What's missing from cigarettes that would make 'em more convenient? How can you stop people from stealing your bike? Why can't our ears do more? And how can your phone protect you from drunken mistakes? Listen. Digest. Invest.

The [BLANK] Jones: DJs

tbj@thescore.com (theScore.com) — Tue, 16 Aug 2011 16:45:00 GMT

On today's show we discuss the wild and wacky world of disc jockeys. Where do we draw the line on who's a DJ? (Ex: WKRP's Dr. Johnny Fever compared to Tiësto.) What makes a good DJ? Is a DJ an artist? All that, plus Matty O's weekly gig, unique DJ names, obligatory "Full House" references, a banana, and so much more.

The [BLANK] Jones: Online Dating

tbj@thescore.com (theScore.com) — Thu, 11 Aug 2011 15:53:00 GMT

On today's show we discuss online dating with Liz Wasserman, CEO of Mate1.com, one of the most popular dating websites in the world. What's the worst kind of photo to put on your dating profile? What's the advantage of joining a pay site over a free site? And how do you protect yourself from the tyranny of the cockshot? All that, plus Tas meets a girl in a chat room, Matt opens an Etsy store, and Skeets would like to know what your hobbies are. It's love at first type!

The [BLANK] Jones: Tipping

tbj@thescore.com (theScore.com) — Tue, 09 Aug 2011 16:28:00 GMT

On today's show we discuss tipping. Why do we do it? No, seriously, we want to know? If you feel OK rewarding a waiter for good service, are you equally comfortable punishing them for bad service? Should you tip a dry cleaner? Does the very fact that tips are expected defeat their purpose? What's more nerve wracking, tipping in a hotel or in a stripclub? Join us as we contemplate these questions and more without actually giving any answers. Tips encouraged!

The [BLANK] Jones: Desert Island

tbj@thescore.com (theScore.com) — Thu, 04 Aug 2011 16:35:00 GMT

If you could only bring one album, movie and luxury item with you to a desert island, what would they be? Which R&B album will Tas pick? What music will Skeets use to lure passing boaters? How many days will Matt last on the island? Why is JD bringing a scooter? All that, plus lesbians, VCRs, fishing nets, Jack Nicholson, coconuts, and the best live song of all time!

The [BLANK] Jones: Canada

tbj@thescore.com (theScore.com) — Tue, 02 Aug 2011 18:04:00 GMT

On today's show we discuss Canada and try to debunk some common myths about our beautiful country. Do we live in fear of polar bears? Do we have the Internet? Do we lock our doors? Do we say "aboot?" The answers may surprise you. And we're really, really sorry if they don't.

The [BLANK] Jones: Golf

tbj@thescore.com (theScore.com) — Thu, 28 Jul 2011 15:22:00 GMT

On today's show we discuss golf and war stories from The Score's charity tournament. Glorified carnies, NOS Energy girls, face-rubs, small-talk, pro-shop receipts ... it's all in there, Golden Bear.

The [BLANK] Jones: Bachelor Parties

tbj@thescore.com (theScore.com) — Mon, 25 Jul 2011 20:08:00 GMT

On today's show we discuss bachelor parties. Is their purpose to celebrate the bachelor or humiliate him? Have stags become too formulaic? Why do these events always end in wrestling? And why did Tas try and escape his bachelor party through the emergency exit? So undo your buttons, and enjoy the show.

The [BLANK] Jones: The Basketball Jones

tbj@thescore.com (theScore.com) — Thu, 21 Jul 2011 16:11:00 GMT

On today's 35-minute show we discuss The Basketball Jones' origins. Yes, it's a circle jerk! How did the podcast come about? What in the world was "The Sports Doctors"? How many times did J.D. want to quit? Why the move to video, dipshits? How'd "The B.J. Army" piss of The Score? Is Matt excited to compete in the Iditarod? And how many dick jokes can we make in one sitting? Try and keep count!

The [BLANK] Jones: Google+

tbj@thescore.com (theScore.com) — Tue, 19 Jul 2011 15:35:00 GMT

On today's show we discuss Google+. What the hell is it? Should Facebook and Twitter be worried? Will it replace blogs? Who is Barry Fisher? Will he accept your friend request? Do we even know what we're talking about? (No. No we do not.) Enjoy!

The [BLANK] Jones: Foodies

tbj@thescore.com (theScore.com) — Thu, 14 Jul 2011 16:23:00 GMT

The [BLANK] Jones: Foodies On today's show we discuss foodies. Why are people suddenly posting pictures of everything they eat on Facebook? Have you ever asked a waiter if your food was local? Are you a member of the "toodies"? And do you know how to make a KGB stoner snack? Special thanks to Danielle Oron for help on the food challenges. Check out her excellent recipes at I Will Not Eat Oysters. Nom Nom Nom!

The [BLANK] Jones: Astronauts

tbj@thescore.com (theScore.com) — Tue, 12 Jul 2011 15:40:00 GMT

It's the summer. There's an NBA lockout. We're bored as hell and we're not going to take it anymore! Welcome to The [BLANK] Jones ... On today's show we discuss astronauts. Yes, astronauts. Why has the world become indifferent to them? Are they heroes? Do kids still want to be astronauts? Should we mourn the end of NASA's Shuttle Program? Can you smell a fart in space? What happened to Johnny Depp in "The Astronaut's Wife"? All that, plus space trivia!

TBJ: Thank you

tbj@thescore.com (theScore.com) — Wed, 15 Jun 2011 19:00:00 GMT

Skeets and Tas say thanks for keeping up with the Jones' during the 2010 - 2011 NBA season.

Ep. 730: Congratulations, Mavericks!

tbj@thescore.com (theScore.com) — Mon, 13 Jun 2011 16:04:00 GMT

On today's show, Skeets and Tas congratulate Dirk Nowitzki and the Dallas Mavericks on winning their first NBA title. Topics include: The Dirkus Circus hurdling a scorer's table at the buzzer, Jason Terry and that smokin' Mavericks bench, two key turning points in Game 6, Shawn Marion's unheralded play, Carlisle's coaching decisions, LeBron's piss-poor body language, sad Bosh, if Spoelstra will be back behind the Heat bench, why we need to chill a lil' with Miami, missed free throws, Marc Anthony's National Anthem, the skirmish, Steve Nash, and much, much more. And on behalf of The Jones team, thanks for all your support this season, guys.

Ep. 729: Heat-Mavs Game 5 Recap

tbj@thescore.com (theScore.com) — Fri, 10 Jun 2011 14:52:00 GMT

On today's show, Skeets and Tas breakdown Thursday night's Game 5 of the 2011 NBA Finals. Topics include: the Mavericks' hot three-point shooting, why LeBron continues to be so damn passive, Bosh's good line/shit final few minutes, Dallas' three key defensive plays, whether Coach Spoelstra needs to start Chalmers over Bibby, destiny, and if the Heat can come back to win this thing. What do you think? Weigh in below, friends.

Ep. 728: Heat-Mavs Game 4 Recap

tbj@thescore.com (theScore.com) — Wed, 08 Jun 2011 15:05:00 GMT

On today's show, Skeets and Tas breakdown Tuesday's Game 4 of the 2011 NBA Finals. Topics include: Nowitzki's K-Ci & JoJo game-winner, JET walkin' the walk, Rick Carlisle's four great coaching moves (Barea starting for DS, Dallas' zone defense, no Peja, and the decision to use Chandler in the pick-and-roll), the Heat's hilarious 4Q offense, who's to blame for LeBron's shrinkage, Wade's odd night, Kelly Clarkson, my condo, touching the championship trophy, and boos. Enjoy, and comment away.

Ep. 727: Heat-Mavs Game 3 Recap

tbj@thescore.com (theScore.com) — Mon, 06 Jun 2011 15:17:00 GMT

On today's show, Skeets and Tas breakdown Sunday's Game 3 of the 2011 NBA Finals. Topics include: How similar this one looked to Game 2, D-Wade's relentless attacking, Bosh's game-winner (and the actual team basketball play that got 'em there), the Mavs' bench, whether Dallas needs to roll the dice and sit Dirk less, CBS' Gregg Doyle's asinine LeBron comments, Chalmers' illegal/not-illegal three-pointer at the end of the first Q, and much, much more. Thumbs up for rock and roll!

Ep. 726: Heat-Mavs Game 2 Recap

tbj@thescore.com (theScore.com) — Fri, 03 Jun 2011 15:29:00 GMT

On today's show, shirt brothers — Skeets and Tas — breakdown Game 2 of the 2011 NBA Finals. Topics include: the Mavericks' remarkable 15-point comeback, whether Wade and LeBron's silly "celebrations" inspired JET and the run, Bosh's pathetic play, Dirk's sweet final possession, the Heat's "hero offense," a Brian Cardinal sighting (!), Dallas' staggered screens, Doris Burke's splint, turnovers, dunks, and, well, that 10-year-old girl's anthem. Was it good? Did she reach for it? These are important questions! Enjoy the show, and comment away.

Ep. 725: NBA Finals, Game 1 Recap

tbj@thescore.com (theScore.com) — Wed, 01 Jun 2011 15:01:00 GMT

On today's show, Skeets and Tas breakdown Game 1 of the 2011 NBA Finals. Topics include: Wade lying low, the Heat's impressive pick-and-roll defense on Dirk, the Mavericks' MIA bench production, Barea's looks, LeBron's stupid three to end the 3rd Q, The Matrix's good game, why Carlisle went away from the zone D in the second half, injuries, and much more. All that, plus a Wade/LeBron post-game press conference rant, Michael McDonald's mumbling National Anthem, and pimp LCD screens on the ABC/ESPN microphones.

TBJ Video: 2011 NBA Playoff Recap

tbj@thescore.com (theScore.com) — Tue, 31 May 2011 15:25:00 GMT

Kobe got swept, Bosh got scared, Shaq got got. It's only been six weeks, but the 2011 NBA Playoffs have brought a year's worth of amazing. So, before we look forward to the Heat-Mavs Finals, let's take a look at EVERYTHING that's happened so far ... in four frantic minutes. Yes, it's the one and only Basketball Jones 2011 NBA Playoff Recap! Embrace it!

Ep. 724: NBA Finals Preview

tbj@thescore.com (theScore.com) — Tue, 31 May 2011 14:51:00 GMT

On today's Playoff Fix episode, Skeets and Tas highlight a few things to watch for in this highly anticipated NBA Finals rematch. Talking points include: Carlisle's Terry/Peja-on-Wade dilemma, how the Heat will attempt to slow down Dirk, the Mavericks zone defense, whether Chalmers can slow Barea, thoughts on the ol' 2-3-2 format, and much, much more. All that, plus series predictions, and news of The Basketball Jones' first ever LIVE halftime show during tonight's Game 1.

Ep. 724: NBA Finals Preview

tbj@thescore.com (theScore.com) — Tue, 31 May 2011 14:51:00 GMT

Ep. 723: Hot Flashes

tbj@thescore.com (theScore.com) — Fri, 27 May 2011 15:03:00 GMT

On today's NBA Playoff Fix, Skeets and Tas congratulate the "Hollywood" Heat on an incredible Game 5 Eastern Conference Finals win and another trip to the NBA Finals. Topics include: that jaw-dropping rally, Bosh's unheralded play, Wade's injured shoulder, Rose's fourth nightmarish 4Q, post-game comments, Carlos Snoozer, and the eerie similarities between last night's game and DAL/OKC's Game 4. All that, plus an epic three-minute softball game recap. Go, Rounders!

Ep. 722: Dirka, Dirka, Matrix, JET-Kidd

tbj@thescore.com (theScore.com) — Thu, 26 May 2011 14:49:00 GMT

On today's NBA Playoff Fix, Skeets and Tas congratulate the Dallas Mavericks on a Game 5 Western Conference Finals win and another trip to the NBA Finals. Topics include: The Matrix's best game in a Mavs uniform, Brooks' decision to go small, Westbrook's slashing off the ball, the free-throw discrepancy, Maynor's balls, Dirk's clutch time contributions, and more. All that, plus we touch on new Lakers coach Mike Brown. Good hire? Questionable hire? Let's hear what you think.

Ep. 721: Rose, Riley, Ruh-Roh

tbj@thescore.com (theScore.com) — Wed, 25 May 2011 14:38:00 GMT

On today's NBA Playoff Fix, Skeets and Tas weigh in on Game 4 of the Eastern Conference Finals. Topics include: LeBron's stellar defense — and post-game dig? — on Derrick Rose, Mike Miller's big foruth Q, the Bulls' non-existent three-point shooting, Poohdini's dunk on Canada, Boozer's game-changing flagrant foul, this "new" Chris Bosh, and a very frugal Timbaland. All that, plus FAN'n UP!

Ep. 720: Is This Real Life?

tbj@thescore.com (theScore.com) — Tue, 24 May 2011 15:37:00 GMT

On today's NBA Playoff Fix, Skeets and Tas return from the cottage to try and wrap their heads around that insane #THUNDERMAVS Game 4. Seriously. Did that really happen? How in the world did that happen? Who's to blame for that happening? Am I still in the hot tub? Who's drink is this? Can I have that? Cool. All that, plus Jason Terry's "self-righteousness," Joakim Noah's $50K fine, and Dirk's destiny.

Ep. 719: Thunder Swim Deep

tbj@thescore.com (theScore.com) — Fri, 20 May 2011 15:01:00 GMT

On today's NBA Playoff Fix, Skeets and Tas weigh in on Game 2 of the Western Conference Finals. Topics include: Scott Brooks' gutsy fourth-quarter decision, the similarities between Game 1 and 2, Dirk's usage rating, ESPN's pathetic "Westbrook is furious" narrative, JET's long night, Big Game James, and more. All that, plus a key Rounders softball update, and Tas' hazardous auto multi-tasking. See you, Tuesday.

Ep. 718: The Spark

tbj@thescore.com (theScore.com) — Thu, 19 May 2011 15:00:00 GMT

On today's NBA Playoff Fix, Skeets and Tas breakdown Game 2 of the Eastern Conference Finals. Topics include: Udonis Haslem's heart, LeBron's final four minutes, the Heat's crisp and frequent ball movement, Rose's long night, Bibby's decent defense (WHAT?), The Iron Omer Asik's bloody neck, a whole bunch of free throws, and much, much more. All that, plus thoughts on TNT's high-angle zip-line camera, as well as Kareem Abdul Jabbar's "I want a damn statue!" comments. Enjoy.

Ep. 717: German Efficiency

tbj@thescore.com (theScore.com) — Wed, 18 May 2011 15:41:00 GMT

On today's NBA Playoff Fix, Skeets and Dr. Tas breakdown one of "The Greatest Playoff Performances of All-Time." (Um, it is, right?) Game 1 Thunder/Mavs topics include: Dirk's 48 points on 15 shots, that touchy officiating, Scotty Brooks and the Thunder's to double or not to double dilemma, Westbrook's aggressively bad game, OKC's pathetic transition D, Barea goin' crazy, The Nate Experiment, and much, much more. All that, plus, TBJ's Top 5 Random Moments from last night's NBA Draft Lottery. Enjoy, and comment below.

TBJ Video: 'Cavs win No. 1 pick,' predicts man in shower

tbj@thescore.com (theScore.com) — Tue, 17 May 2011 15:09:00 GMT

Last year, The Basketball Jones visited a psychic to predict the results of the NBA Draft Lottery. She stole our money and invested it in tube-tops. So this year, we decided to something a little more scientific involving an industrial-strength fan, a stand-up shower, and a blindfolded Greek man. You're welcome.

Ep. 716: Adjust, Wallop, Kiss

tbj@thescore.com (theScore.com) — Mon, 16 May 2011 15:26:00 GMT

On today's NBA Playoff Fix, "UFC Skeets" and Tas breakdown Sunday's Game 7 and Oprah's Eastern Conference Finals Game 1. Topics discussed include: Westbrook's triple-dub, KD cutting backdoor, MVP Collison, the Grizzlies open looks, a frustrated Marc Gasol, the Bulls sick rebound advantage, Taj Gibson's dunks, how Miami played right into Chicago's hands, Spoelstra's small-ball tactics, The Bench Mob, and more. All that, plus t-shirts, adult kisses and bloody eyes. Comment away.

Ep. 715: Hope You Like Softball

tbj@thescore.com (theScore.com) — Fri, 13 May 2011 14:36:00 GMT

On today's NBA Playoff Fix, Skeets and Tas talk about softball. Seriously. Go, Rounders!

Ep. 714: Heroes and Handshakes

tbj@thescore.com (theScore.com) — Thu, 12 May 2011 16:04:00 GMT

On today's NBA Playoff Fix, Skeets and a very "narvous" Tas recap two Game 5's: the Heat's series-clinching win over the Celtics, and the THUNDERGRIZZLIES snore. Topics include: Wade's monster first half, LeBron's hate/great threes, the Celtics' late-game offense execution, Miami's Finals-like celebration, handshakes, physical vs. mental Grizzlies fatigue, Harden's spark, Collison's D, Perkins' altar boy days, KD's t-shirt, and Nate Robinson. All that, plus a story about Soloman Alibi.

Ep. 713: PC Era

tbj@thescore.com (theScore.com) — Wed, 11 May 2011 15:27:00 GMT

On today's NBA Playoff Fix, Skeets and Tas breakdown that ol' pivotal Game 5 between the Hawks and Bulls. Topics include, Thibodeau's defensive roll of the dice, Gibson's huge fourth quarter, the Korver/Bogans/Brewer debate, Teague carving up the Bulls' transition D, Josh Smith's second "professional basketball game" in a row, and more. All that, plus thoughts on Andrew Bynum's five-game suspension, the Washington Wizards new uniforms, and, again, foulin' guys on the fast break. Enjoy.

Ep. 712: Into The Night

tbj@thescore.com (theScore.com) — Tue, 10 May 2011 15:48:00 GMT

On today's NBA Playoff Fix, a sleep-deprived Skeets and Tas weigh in on both overtime playoff games. Topics include: Defending Russell Westbrook, chastising and applauding Durantula, the Grizzlies running out of players, Collison on Z-Bo, the Celtics' late-game offense, Haslem's return, Garnett vs. Boshtrich, and fouling guys on the fast break. All that, plus sirens, dropped mics, and mad DVR/PVR skills.

Ep. 711: So About That 'Hot Hand' Theory …

tbj@thescore.com (theScore.com) — Mon, 09 May 2011 15:44:00 GMT

On today's lengthy NBA Playoff Fix, Skeets and Tas touch on all four playoff series. We'd tell you more, but we're pretty sure no one reads these written recaps. Comment away!

Ep. 710: R&R on P&R

tbj@thescore.com (theScore.com) — Thu, 05 May 2011 15:13:00 GMT

On today's NBA Playoff Fix, Skeets and Tas do what they do best: swear, read notes, and make bad puns. ("Jeff Fa-Teague?" Sigh.) Game 2 topics include: why the Lakers struggled so much with the Mavericks' high pick-and-roll, Carlisle "out-coaching" Phil Jackson, Steve Blake's rough night, whether Ron Artest should be suspended for his late game foul on Barea, the Bulls getting back to what they do best (defense, rebounding), the Hawks getting back to what they do best (hilarious shot selections), Rose's ankle, Boozer's confidence, and much, much more. Chime in.

Ep. 709: Late Run, Big Hole

tbj@thescore.com (theScore.com) — Wed, 04 May 2011 15:08:00 GMT

On today's NBA Playoff Fix, Skeets and Tas keep things simple when breakin' down last night's Heat/Celtics and THUNDERGRIZZLIES. Game 2 topics include: LeBron's shot selection, the free-throw discrepancy, Wade's Euro-step crossover, Big Baby, Miami's small-ball, the Thunder's defensive activity, Good Russ vs. Bad Russ, and Perk's elbows. All that, plus Derrick Rose's emotional MVP speech, Chris Paul's hat and friends — GASP! — and cheap improv classes. Enjoy.

Ep. 708: Shocka Khan

tbj@thescore.com (theScore.com) — Tue, 03 May 2011 15:12:00 GMT

On today's NBA Playoff Fix, Skeets and Tas are just as shocked as you are about Monday night's results. Topics include: How the Lakers squandered that 16-point lead, whether Kobe was fouled in those last couple of possessions, the Mavs bench advantage, Dirk vs. Z-Bo, The Armadillo Cowboy's cool 34, Jason Collins' jumpers, Jeff Teague's big game, classic Hawks basketball, Kenny's Pictures, and more. Enjoy.

Ep. 707: Crystal Clear

tbj@thescore.com (theScore.com) — Mon, 02 May 2011 15:46:00 GMT

On today's NBA Playoff Fix, Skeets and Tas 2.0 weigh in our first two Conference Semifinals series — Heat/Celtics and THUNDERGRIZZLIES! Topics include: Paul Pierce's questionable ejection, whether he'll be suspended, MIA Rondo, Wade's 38, the Celtics bench, Zach Randolph's unconscious play, the Grizz's offensive rebounding, Westbrook and the Thunder's momentum-killin' turnovers, and that awesome OKC crowd. All that, plus some quick series predictions, Tas' LASIK eye surgery, and UFC 129.

Ep. 706: That Dude

tbj@thescore.com (theScore.com) — Fri, 29 Apr 2011 15:09:00 GMT

Thee Basketball Gods sure love their UFC. On today's NBA Playoff Fix, Skeets and Tas wrap up three — count 'em three — first round series. Topics include: Kirk Hinrich's dig down defense, Joe Johnson's rebounding, Redick's great look, the Lakers' big man checklist, Chris Paul's mental motor, Artest's turning point, Crash's aggressive start, Chris Johnson poking "That Dude," JET's solid series, and whether LMA can be the face of the Blazers franchise? All that, plus very little Royal Wedding talk.

Ep. 705: Miracle Comebacks FTW

tbj@thescore.com (theScore.com) — Thu, 28 Apr 2011 15:17:00 GMT

Well, that was a bit better than Tuesday night's action, no? Jesus. On today's NBA Playoff Fix, Skeets and Tas are giddy about Wednesday's three incredible games: the Grizzlies-Spurs overtime thriller, Durantula's insane fourth quarter takeover, and the Sixers valiant fight against the Heat's new Big Three: Chris Bosh, Mario Chalmers and Joel Anthony. Lots to talk about, friends. Chime in below.

Ep. 704: Sticky Script

tbj@thescore.com (theScore.com) — Wed, 27 Apr 2011 15:08:00 GMT

Well, I guess we're not going to get drama every night, are we? On today's NBA Playoff Fix, Skeets and Tas weigh in on last night's three mediocre games: the Hawks-Magic, Pacers-Bulls and Hornets-Lakers. Talking points include: Atlanta's apathetic play and comments, Orlando pushin' the pace, Rose's 3Q run, Granger calling Noah a "dirty player," the Lakers' Killah B's unit, Kobe's ankle, and more.

Ep. 703: Grizzly Growl

tbj@thescore.com (theScore.com) — Tue, 26 Apr 2011 15:20:00 GMT

On today's NBA Playoff Fix, Skeets and Tas weigh in on last night's three games — Spurs/Grizzlies, Blazers/Mavs and THUNDERNUGGETS! Topics include: Memphis smelling blood, Pop's "desperate" Tiago Splitter move, Tony Parker's turnovers, "momentum," Tyson Chandler's table setting, what's wrong with LMA, (Bad) Westbrook’s questionable shot selections, "Choose Your Own Adventure" books, and sleep deprivation. Enjoy.

Ep. 702: The Pharaoh of N'awlins

tbj@thescore.com (theScore.com) — Mon, 25 Apr 2011 15:01:00 GMT

On today's show, Skeets and Tas hit you with another edition of NBA Playoff Winners and Losers. Hot: Brandon Roy and the Blazers' historic fourth-quarter comeback, MOTHERFUCKING CHRIS PAUL (again!), the Celtics' brooms, Zach Randolph's "All I Do Is Win" dance moves, and the Sacramento Kings. Not: L.A.'s rebounding, Wade's final minute, Delonte West's dangerous push, and the Orlando Magic's laugh-out-loud shooting display. Enjoy, comment, and embrace the day.

Ep. 701: Let's Never Talk About This Again

tbj@thescore.com (theScore.com) — Thu, 21 Apr 2011 15:31:00 GMT

On today's NBA Playoff Fix, Skeets and Tas do their best to recap a pretty ugly night of basketball. Games/topics include: Grizzlies-Spurs (Manu's return, Pop's defensive wrinkle, O.J.'s best J.R. impersonation), THUNDERNUGGETS! (Denver's lackadaisical first quarter, the Thunder's ability to keep the Nuggets' heads under water, Cook's extended minutes), and the Hornets-Lakers (Odom, Steve Blake's weight loss, Kobe on CP3). All that, plus Skeets' annual "WHAT THE FUCK, TSN?" rant.

Ep. 700: Outwit, Outlast

tbj@thescore.com (theScore.com) — Wed, 20 Apr 2011 15:29:00 GMT

On today's NBA Playoff Fix — and 700th show! — Skeets and Tas breakdown three key Game 2s: Knicks/Celtics ('Melo's near legendary night, Coach Doc Rivers' killer playcalling, Rondo's endless layup line …), Blazers/Mavs (Dallas' offensive options and ball control, Kidd's hot shooting, that Wes Matthews scare), and Hawks/Magic (ATL miracle points, Kirk vs. Jameer, Larry Drew's handling of Al Horford's foul trouble and Jason Collins' minutes). All that, plus a sincere thank you.

Ep. 699: Same Story, Different Game

tbj@thescore.com (theScore.com) — Tue, 19 Apr 2011 15:03:00 GMT

On today's NBA Playoff Fix, Skeets and Tas dissect a couple of Game 2s: Pacers vs. Bulls (Paul George's excellent defense, trapping Rose on the PnR, Darren Collison's preventable injury, more), and the Sixers vs. Heat (Coach Collins scrambling, MIA Iggy, LeBron on the block, Evan Turner, more). All that, plus Dwight accolades, a jet settin' Jimmy Goldstein and Medieval Faire whores. Ah, yes, it's the playoffs.

Ep. 698: Well Hello, Playoffs

tbj@thescore.com (theScore.com) — Mon, 18 Apr 2011 17:16:00 GMT

On today's LONGEST SHOW EVER, Skeets and Tas hit you with their first of many NBA Playoff winners and losers. Hot: the Memphis Grizzlies (for numerous reasons, including a new baby), MOTHERFUCKING CHRIS PAUL, ol' man Kidd, and, well, any NBA fan on the planet. (What a freakin' weekend!) Not: Heat "fans," the Nuggets last couple of minutes, 'Melo and Monty McCutchen, MIA Pau Gasol, and anyone on the Orlando Magic's roster NOT named Dwight or Jameer. Enjoy, comment away, and embrace the day.

Ep. 697: The Overdose (w/ Zach Lowe)

tbj@thescore.com (theScore.com) — Fri, 15 Apr 2011 17:45:00 GMT

Join The Jones on a sonic journey as we welcome Sports Illustrated's Zach Lowe to discuss the 2010-11 NBA Playoffs, including who's ripe for a first-round upset, why the Grizzlies are going to regret "tanking" the end of the regular season, whether Skeets is clinically insane for picking the Hawks over the Magic, and much, much more. Also, later in the show, Taco Trey Kerby joins us — from Miami — to take us through some of the week's quirkier NBA stories, including Steve Blake's chickenpox, Glen Rice's handball/legal problems and Michael Jordan's thoughts on Charlie Sheen. All that, plus one weird question and answer about Tas' goddamn recorder. So give your eyes a rest, and embrace this audio explosion.

TBJ Crossfire: NBA Playoffs Edition

tbj@thescore.com (theScore.com) — Fri, 15 Apr 2011 17:03:00 GMT

Hear Skeets and Tas argue over first round upsets, breakout players and which team is hurting most going into the postseason.

TBJ Playoff Preview: Thunder vs. Nuggets

tbj@thescore.com (theScore.com) — Fri, 15 Apr 2011 13:16:00 GMT

Skeets and Tas give you the crib notes you need for every first-round series of the 2011 NBA Playoffs. Up next, the Oklahoma City Thunder vs. the Denver Nuggets

TBJ Playoff Preview: Spurs vs. Grizzlies

tbj@thescore.com (theScore.com) — Fri, 15 Apr 2011 13:14:00 GMT

Skeets and Tas give you the crib notes you need for every first-round series of the 2011 NBA Playoffs. Up next, the San Antonio Spurs vs. the Memphis Grizzlies

TBJ Playoff Preview: Mavs vs. Blazers

tbj@thescore.com (theScore.com) — Fri, 15 Apr 2011 13:10:00 GMT

Skeets and Tas give you the crib notes you need for every first-round series of the 2011 NBA Playoffs. Up next, the Dallas Mavericks vs. the Portland Trail Blazers

TBJ Playoff Preview: Lakers vs. Hornets

tbj@thescore.com (theScore.com) — Fri, 15 Apr 2011 13:03:00 GMT

Skeets and Tas give you the crib notes you need for every first-round series of the 2011 NBA Playoffs. Up next, the LA Lakers vs. New Orleans Hornets

TBJ Playoff Preview: Heat vs. 76ers

tbj@thescore.com (theScore.com) — Thu, 14 Apr 2011 13:26:00 GMT

Skeets and Tas give you the crib notes you need for every first-round series of the 2011 NBA Playoffs. On the menu, the Miami Heat vs. the Philadelphia 76ers

TBJ Playoff Preview: Magic vs. Hawks

tbj@thescore.com (theScore.com) — Thu, 14 Apr 2011 13:22:00 GMT

Skeets and Tas give you the crib notes you need for every first-round series of the 2011 NBA Playoffs. Presenting, the Orlando Magic vs. the Atlanta Hawks

TBJ Playoff Preview: Celtics vs. Knicks

tbj@thescore.com (theScore.com) — Thu, 14 Apr 2011 13:16:00 GMT

Skeets and Tas give you the crib notes you need for every first-round series of the 2011 NBA Playoffs. And now, the Boston Celtics vs. the New York Knicks

TBJ Playoff Preview: Bulls vs. Pacers

tbj@thescore.com (theScore.com) — Thu, 14 Apr 2011 13:02:00 GMT

Skeets and Tas give you the crib notes you need for every first-round series of the 2011 NBA Playoffs. Up first, the top seeded Chicago Bulls vs. the "happy-to-be-here" Indiana Pacers.

Ep. 696: Rest, Bump, Pox, Doodle

tbj@thescore.com (theScore.com) — Wed, 13 Apr 2011 15:31:00 GMT

On today's final regular season episode of "The Fix," Skeets and Tas try to make sense of one the weirdest NBA nights to date. Topics include: Derrick Rose's insane dunks, the Knicks' three-ball, the Grizzlies "throwin' a game" to, um, try and land the No. 8 spot, Andrew Bynum's hyper-extended knee, Steve Blake's chickenpox, and a detailed breakdown of how the West will be won. All that, plus your latest batch of NBA doodles, iPhone bumps, and some Italian. Playoff previews start tomorrow. Huzzah!

Ep. 695: NBA Awards Time

tbj@thescore.com (theScore.com) — Tue, 12 Apr 2011 15:32:00 GMT

On today's show, Skeets and Tas discuss, debate and distribute some season-ending hardware for the six major NBA categories: Rookie of the Year (a lock …), Defensive Player of the Year (a padlock …), Sixth Man of the Year (here we go …), Most Improved Player (oh, God …), Coach of the Year (man, this is tough …), and Most Valuable Player (Derrick Rose vs. Dwight Howard … FIGHT!). Enjoy the show, and make sure to let us know your NBA award winners — and nominees — in the comments below.

Ep. 694: Spitfire

tbj@thescore.com (theScore.com) — Mon, 11 Apr 2011 15:06:00 GMT

On today's show, Skeets and Tas hit you with the NBA weekend's winners and losers. Hot: The bully — not the bullied — Miami Heat, Carmelo Anthony's game-winner (and following defense), Bulls coach Tom Thibodeau's no-rest decision, and three-point specialist Ty Lawson. Not: Well, the Rondo and the Celtics, "the best power forward in league" J.J. Hickson, the laugh-out-loud Hawks, and the Lakers. All that, plus the latest B-Ball Picks Contest winner, a final TBJ Book-Off Payoff update, and some shot-and-spittle-swappin' Khloe and Lamar.

TBJ TV: The Kardashian Effect

tbj@thescore.com (theScore.com) — Fri, 08 Apr 2011 20:17:00 GMT

Due to the retrograde motion of Mars, we can’t show you our entire 22-minute television program from Thursday night. But what we can show you is this slap-chopped remix that features fake awards in Crossfire, a Hall of Fame rant, a scantily clad Kardashian, a murderous David Stern and a very "official" Wanker.

Ep. 693: OD (w/ Scharpling + Bonner), Apr. 8

tbj@thescore.com (theScore.com) — Fri, 08 Apr 2011 17:34:00 GMT

Join The Jones on a sonic journey as we welcome writer/director/NBA diehard Tom Scharpling to discuss how he got started writing for SLAM magazine, why he stopped, whether "sports comedy" is actually funny, the Knicks/Nuggets Carmelo trade, why this particular NBA season is one of the best of all time, and more. Later in the show, San Antonio Spurs forward Matt Bonner swings by to "Step on the Beach" like a spring break chick on crabs. (Huh? I don't know.) Bonner answers your random questions about "American Gladiators," SxSW, Tim Duncan's house, his '96 Pontiac Grand Prix, unusual sandwiches, and DJ'n. Also, what would an Overdose be without Taco Trey Kerby on the horn to take us through some of the week's quirkier NBA stories, including Kris Humphries and "The Kardashian Effect," Jamal Crawford's dog shit, and Ron Artest's comedy tweets? (Note: That Overdose would be garbage.)

Ep. 692: All In

tbj@thescore.com (theScore.com) — Thu, 07 Apr 2011 14:20:00 GMT

On today's show, Skeets and Tas jump around Wednesday's NBA results like a couple of David Sterns hoped up on Four Loko and angel dust. Topics discussed include: Roddy Beaubois' PG start, J.R. Smith leadin' the Nuggets' "Hot Hand By Committee" charge, seldom-used Corey Brewer, that pesky Knicks' mirage, Thad Young's huge fourth quarter, Clyde Frazier's A-game, Q-Rich's temper, and Dwight Howard's ridiculous 18th technical. All that, plus a look at next week's busy TBJ calendar.

TBJ: Lockout Attack Ads, Stern vs. Hunter

tbj@thescore.com (theScore.com) — Thu, 07 Apr 2011 13:38:00 GMT

The NBA season is coming to an end, a lockout is looming, and the war of words between Commissioner David Stern and union head Billy Hunter is getting ugly. Let the smear campaign begin!

Ep. 691: Pencil To Pen

tbj@thescore.com (theScore.com) — Wed, 06 Apr 2011 15:08:00 GMT

On today's show, Skeets and Tas focus on two possible playoff matchup previews: the 76ers vs. Celtics (discussing JO's defense, Rondo's pace, Iguodala's minutes) and the Thunder vs. Nuggets (Perkins and Nene's faceoff, Karl's bench roulette, James Harden's play, missing Afflalo, more.) All that, plus the Kings go spoiler, the Magic and Hawks step in cement, and another crop of your shitty NBA doodles. Cheers!

Ep. 690: The Triumphant Return Of 'Mail Call'

tbj@thescore.com (theScore.com) — Tue, 05 Apr 2011 15:44:00 GMT

You dropped questions; we've got a show. Join Skeets and Tas as they discuss future Hall of Famers; the "Most Valuable Bench" in the league; "NBA Jam" vs. "WWE All-Stars"; why Rick Carlisle refuses to play "The Beaubonic Plague" big minutes; the sensational media; Shaq and the Celtics' title aspirations; Pistons worth buikding around; contraction darts; kicks; the French Ja Rule; and which NBA players should have their own sitcom. All that, plu— no, that's about it. Thanks for the mail, team!

Ep. 689: Winners, Losers and Wrasslin'

tbj@thescore.com (theScore.com) — Mon, 04 Apr 2011 15:43:00 GMT

On today’s show, Skeets and Tas hit you with the NBA weekend's winners and losers. Hot: Nicolas Batum and the Blazers' 2-0 weekend, the Nuggets' improbable post-'Melo run, Antonio Daniels (!), Jordan Crawford's April numbers, Dennis Rodman, the Knicks, and "WrestleMania NBA Jersey Guy." Not: Shaquille O'Neal's bum calf, the tired Mavericks, Eddy Curry, and Pistons' guard Rodney Stuckey. All that, plus your new B-Ball Picks Contest winner, a TBJ Book-Off Payoff update, and some lame NCAA Final predictions. Enjoy.

TBJ TV: March Madness Mix-Up

tbj@thescore.com (theScore.com) — Fri, 01 Apr 2011 19:06:00 GMT

Due to long lines at customs, we can’t show you our entire 22-minute television program from Thursday night. But what we can show you is this slap-chopped, jump-cuttin’ remix that features an intense edition of Crossfire, a round-up of LeBron poop jokes, a musical Wanker and Trey Kerby joins Skeets and Tas in-studio to test their NCAA basketball knowledge.

Ep. 688: The Overdose (w/ Matt Bonner), Apr. 1

tbj@thescore.com (theScore.com) — Fri, 01 Apr 2011 18:13:00 GMT

Join The Jones on a sonic journey as we welcome San Antonio Spurs forward Matt Bonner — for, oh, about five minutes — to discuss the Spurs' five-game losing streak, flipping the proverbial playoff "switch," if he's the best shooter in the world, whether he reads criticizing blogs/comments, and the inspiration behind Coach B. Also, Trey Kerby — here, in "studio"— takes us through some of the week's quirkiest NBA stories, including Carlos Boozer leasing his house to Prince, Dwight Howard's pathetic playoff beard, canned Timberwolf vegetables, coifs, and a great story about a philanthropic nine-year-old, Tas Melas and Rachel McAdams' Twitter account. Amazing. Oh, that, and we go on a 10-minute rant about how much we hate horses. Who's with us!?!

Ep. 687: Rip-Roarin' Fun

tbj@thescore.com (theScore.com) — Thu, 31 Mar 2011 14:44:00 GMT

On today's show, Skeets and Tas breakdown a busy night in The Association. Topics include: Jason Collins' excellent one-on-Dwight defense, why the Hawks can (and will?) beat the Hawks in a seven-game series, 'Nique's strange night, and the Hornets big win over the Blazers (in front of a pathetic "Not In" N'awlins crowd). All that, plus debates about Kevin Durant's "rip" move, whether John Wall will be suspended for throwing a punch/elbow at Big Z, and if we should waste our time telling you other NBA scores.

Ep. 686: MIA (On The Throne)

tbj@thescore.com (theScore.com) — Wed, 30 Mar 2011 15:26:00 GMT

On today's show, Skeets and (a tardy) Tassos discuss why LeBron James *really* missed pregame player introductions ("Park THIS in your underground garage, Gilbert!"), Bosh's pathetic rebounding, J.J. Hickson and Ryan Hollins combining for 22 free throw attempts, AP's hot hand, the Miami bench, one-game MVP swings, that awesome Cleveland crowd, and whether this ends the ol' LBJ/Cavaliers chapter. All that, plus the Thunder's blunder, three new NBA doodles, and handwriting.

Ep. 685: Really Satisfying

tbj@thescore.com (theScore.com) — Tue, 29 Mar 2011 15:30:00 GMT

On today's show, Skeets and Tas breakdown the Magic/Knicks ('Melo walkin' the walk, piss-poor officiating, NYK doublin' down on Dwight), the Sixers/Bulls (Jrue and Iggy's locked in D, Boozer's rough night, Chicago's free-throw shooting), as well as touch on the rest of Monday's NBA schedule. All that, plus Snickers, a Trey Kerby sighting, and the easiest $30 ever. (Thanks, Gil!) Enjoy.

Ep. 684: Fire Starter

tbj@thescore.com (theScore.com) — Mon, 28 Mar 2011 15:39:00 GMT

On today’s show, Skeets and Tas hit you with the NBA weekend's winners and losers. Hot: Grizzlies' playoff chances, Gerald Wallace's 40, the Mavericks rotation and that Eastern Conference potato sack race. Not: Unlucky David West, basketball fans in Sacramento, Billups and the Knicks and Lou Williams' (honest) loudmouth. All that, plus Bruce Bowen's bow tie, a new B-Ball Picks Contest winner, and an interesting $30 bet about Gilbert Arenas' upcoming Monday night. Enjoy.

Juno Hoops Celebrity Game: Skeets vs. Tas

tbj@thescore.com (theScore.com) — Fri, 25 Mar 2011 19:54:00 GMT

On Monday, Skeets and Tas were invited to play ball in the first-ever Juno Hoops Celebrity Basketball Game. (Yeah, yeah, we were just as confused as you are.) In any case, The Jones played alongside actual celebrities like (Coach) Donovan Bailey, eTalk's Tanya Kim and DJ Skratch Bastid, and all the money raised went to a great organization called MusiCounts. And because they love to embarrass us here at work, Score reporter — and new "TBJ super fan" — Brent Furtney followed 'em down to Ryerson University to file this report.

Ep. 683: The Overdose (w/ Jonah Keri), Mar. 25

tbj@thescore.com (theScore.com) — Fri, 25 Mar 2011 18:03:00 GMT

Join The Jones on a sonic journey as we welcome Jonah Keri — sports and stock market journalist, and the author of "The Extra 2%: How Wall Street Strategies Took a Major League Baseball Team from Worst to First — to discuss which NBA teams have profited most from creative management decisions, why there isn't more parity in the NBA, Mark Cuban, Daryl Morey and propriety basketball statistics, and, well, the story behind that catchy podcast intro. Also, as always, Trey Kerby stops by to take us through some of the week's quirkiest NBA stories, including pancakes, passports, Thibodeau's sad life and "Taco" Joe Kleine's Wikipedia page. So give your eyes a rest, and embrace this audio explosion.

Ep. 682: Jockey Time

tbj@thescore.com (theScore.com) — Thu, 24 Mar 2011 15:25:00 GMT

On today's show, Skeets and Tas weigh in on the Magic/Knicks (Dwight Howard's MVP play, Amare's rough night, sparkplug Gilbert Arenas, Billups' ill-advised fourth-quarter bombs), the Spurs/Nuggets (Denver's unselfish play, "Tymond Lawton," K-Mart's D, Splitter's line), and the Grizzlies/Celtics (Tony Allen's quote, Boston's minutes, missing Perk.) All that, plus Lionel Hollins' bitchin' beard, and much, much more.

Ep. 681: Breakfast For Dinner

tbj@thescore.com (theScore.com) — Wed, 23 Mar 2011 15:51:00 GMT

On today’s show, Skeets and Tas discuss the Bulls/Hawks snoozer, the Suns/Lakers triple-OT action, the Maple Leafs playoff run, bars, Tom Petty, Borat, stewardesses, school musicals, Ken Angeles, Caesars, pancakes, and, well, your awesome NBA doodles/art. Enjoy.

Ep. 680: Bounce Over Groove

tbj@thescore.com (theScore.com) — Tue, 22 Mar 2011 16:00:00 GMT

On today’s show, Skeets and Tas focus in on the Celtics/Knicks second-half action (Boston "flipping the switch," Ronny Turiaf minutes, Rondo's giant hands, New York’s suddenly slow pace, Spike Lee's dumb hat, more), as well a touch on the Bulls' 50th win of the season, Tim Duncan's ankle injury, and lent. So, all that, plus a recap of Monday night's Juno Hoops Celebrity Basketball Game. Enjoy.

Ep. 679: The Sign

tbj@thescore.com (theScore.com) — Mon, 21 Mar 2011 16:14:00 GMT

On today’s show, Skeets and Tas hit you with the NBA weekend's winners and losers. Hot: Delonte West, the Hawks' marketing department, rookie Patrick Patterson and the Houston Rockets, and the NBA for suspending Andrew Bynum. Not: Kurt Rambis' job security, and those 7-8 post-Carmelo Knicks. All that, plus 4guys1billboard.com, a special anniversary shout-out, and a new B-Ball Picks Contest winner. Enjoy.

TBJ Exclusive: NBA players go Hollywood

tbj@thescore.com (theScore.com) — Mon, 21 Mar 2011 13:35:00 GMT

Skeets and Tas send TBJ correspondent Leigh Ellis on a mission to find out how NBA players would direct their life stories. Who would play them? Who would they pick as their leading lady? And why is Marcin Gortat wearing a leather choker?

Book-Off Payoff: Seamus O'Melas

tbj@thescore.com (theScore.com) — Fri, 18 Mar 2011 18:47:00 GMT

Tas hosts TBJ's TV show as a dancing Leprechaun.

Ep. 678: The Overdose, Mar. 18

tbj@thescore.com (theScore.com) — Fri, 18 Mar 2011 18:01:00 GMT

Join The Jones on a sonic journey as we welcome Adrian Wojnarowski from Yahoo! Sports to discuss how Commissioner David Stern can come down so hard on his players and coaches, yet so soft on Clippers' owner Donald Sterling. We also get Woj's take on reporters tweetin' from the sidelines, if coaches should be able to criticize officiating, and why he'll refuse to use his official NBA MVP vote this year. Also, as always, Trey Kerby stops by to take us through some of the week's quirkiest NBA stories, including whether Jessica Alba is a Lakers fan, Marcin Gortat's grown-ass man comments, the Olive Garden, Words With Friends, and much, much more.

Ep. 677: Return To Thundera Defense

tbj@thescore.com (theScore.com) — Thu, 17 Mar 2011 14:54:00 GMT

On today's show, Skeets and Tas breakdown the Thunder/Heat highlights (LeBron's questionable shot selection, the Thunder's defense, Mike Miller, Wade's dunk), as well as touch on the Nuggets' deep roster (and playoff chances), Delonte West's return, Donovan Bailey's golden nipples, and more. Happy St. Patrick's Day, friends.

Ep. 676: Juno't Know About Stats, Man

tbj@thescore.com (theScore.com) — Wed, 16 Mar 2011 16:02:00 GMT

On today's show, Skeets and Tas weigh in on the Knicks/Pacers (Amare's foul trouble, Hansbrough's career night, Granger's game-winner, 'Melo's :00.3 freak out), as well as the Mavericks/Blazers (Roy's explosiveness, Rudy's best game in weeks, that Chandler tech turning point). All that, plus your NBA doodles, TBJ in the Juno Hoops celebrity game, and a heated exchange about McGee, Love and stat padding.

TBJ LA: Scent of an All-Star

tbj@thescore.com (theScore.com) — Tue, 15 Mar 2011 16:39:00 GMT

Los Angeles Lakers forward Lamar Odom and his wife Khloe Kardashian recently unveiled their own unisex cologne called "Unbreakable." Well, we here at The Basketball Jones think this might be the start of a trend, so we went down to Media Day to ask NBA All-Stars: If you had your own scent, what would you name it?

TBJ LA: NBA All-Stars' Lockout Jobs

tbj@thescore.com (theScore.com) — Tue, 15 Mar 2011 16:35:00 GMT

Everywhere we go this All-Star Weekend in Los Angeles, people are talking about that pesky, looming NBA lockout. So with that in mind, we asked a few of your favorite NBA All-Stars: If you had to get a second job, one that didn't involve basketball, what would it be?

Ep. 675: Peaking

tbj@thescore.com (theScore.com) — Tue, 15 Mar 2011 15:38:00 GMT

On today's show, Skeets and Tas brave a sudden case of Heat stroke to discuss Miami's defensive revenge, the Spurs' questionable front-line athleticism, Bynum vs. Dwight, Rondo's disengaged attitude, Kendrick Perkins' Thunder debut, "Tymond Lawton," the Nuggets' chip and Buckets' 42. All that, plus a jersey fail, super-happy Nets dude, Dominican runs, and some asshole behind a steering wheel. Enjoy.

Ep. 674: No Pressure, Guys

tbj@thescore.com (theScore.com) — Mon, 14 Mar 2011 15:52:00 GMT

On today's show, Skeets and Tas hit you with the NBA weekend's winners and losers. Hot: Horace Grant's vitamins and Derrick Rose's Bulls, Kobe's bionic ankle, David Lee for snapping Love's streak, wise Manu, and the Heat's role players. Not: the Bucks' offense, the Hawks' rebounding, the Knicks' defense, and all five teams involved in that Western Conference playoff push. All that, plus "Flattop Blacktop," letters from camp, and a new B-Ball Picks Contest winner.

Ep. 674: No Pressure, Guys

tbj@thescore.com (theScore.com) — Mon, 14 Mar 2011 15:52:00 GMT

Ep. 673: The Overdose, Mar. 11

tbj@thescore.com (theScore.com) — Fri, 11 Mar 2011 21:23:00 GMT

Join The Jones on a sonic journey as we welcome Kevin Arnovitz from ESPN's TrueHoop Network/The Heat Index to discuss, well, the Miami Heat. Topics include: Heat's big win over the Lakers on Thursday night, Chris Bosh on the block, crying in the locker room, closing out games, defense, who they fear in the East, etc.) Also, as always, Trey Kerby stops by to take us through the week's quirkiest NBA stories, including Stan Van Gundy comparing David Stern to a dictator, Landry Fields' hatred of avocados, Jerry Sloan killing a wild animal and naps. Lots of naps. So give your eyes a rest and embrace this audio explosion.

Ep. 672: KD, 'Melo, D&D

tbj@thescore.com (theScore.com) — Thu, 10 Mar 2011 15:51:00 GMT

On today's show, Skeets and Tas discuss Durant's final five points of regulation, Iggy forcing the action, the 76ers' inexperience (but step in the right direction), "Gazebo," 'Melo's "I do this!" game-winner, Landry Fields' basketball IQ, backbreaking turnovers, and Kevin Love's so-not-a-NBA-record double-double mark. All that, plus five minutes or so on a hypothetical All-NBA Dungeons & Dragons Team. THAC0!

Ep. 671: Flappable

tbj@thescore.com (theScore.com) — Wed, 09 Mar 2011 17:07:00 GMT

On today's show, Skeets and (an animated Tassos) applaud the Blazers and Lakers' all-around team efforts, while ripping the Heat and Hawks' pathetic game plans. That, in greater detail, plus the return of your shitty NBA Doodles, a suspenseful "Rrrrroll Up The Rim To Win" moment, and a bunch of random observations.

Ep. 670: Something Special For The Ladies ...

tbj@thescore.com (theScore.com) — Tue, 08 Mar 2011 16:48:00 GMT

On today's show, Skeets and Tas celebrate International Women's Day by naming every WNBA player they know. Seconds later, they check in on the 'Melo/Amar'e chemistry combo, take a closer look at Tony Allen's defense and Mike Conley’s contract, and tell you why Nina Simone should make you a Grizzlies fan. All that, plus a Bobcat defector looks for a new team, MVP haikus and the most athletic piece of IKEA furniture you've ever seen. Enjoy.

Ep. 669: Phase Two Tears

tbj@thescore.com (theScore.com) — Mon, 07 Mar 2011 17:17:00 GMT

On today’s show, Skeets and Tas are back to hit you with the NBA weekend's winners and losers. Hot: Derrick Rose and the Bulls' lockdown defense, the Bobcats' blow-it-up plan, the Hornets, Apolo Ohno, and TrueHoop's coverage of the MIT Sloan Sports Analytical Conference. Not: Erik Spoelstra and the tearful Miami Heat, the Pacers for leaving the Eastern Conference's No. 8 spot door open, and the Bucks for, well, not walking through that door. All that, plus a disagreement about the Nets/Raps series in London, UK. Cheerio!

TBJ: Kevin Garnett vs. Charlie Sheen (Tiger Blood Remix)

tbj@thescore.com (theScore.com) — Fri, 04 Mar 2011 21:57:00 GMT

Ever wonder why Kevin Garnett is always scowling, beating his chest and screaming? Well, he’s got tiger blood in his veins (duh). And, like Charlie Sheen, he only has one speed. Go! Check out this exclusive TBJ interview with the NBA’s most epic power forward.

Ep. 668: The Overdose, Mar. 4

tbj@thescore.com (theScore.com) — Fri, 04 Mar 2011 18:05:00 GMT

Join The Jones on a sonic journey as we welcome Tom Ziller from Sactown Royalty to discuss the latest news regarding the Kings relocating to Anaheim (sad face), as well as Scott Carefoot from RaptorBlog.com/TBJ to comment on a few trade deadline deals (Perk, Crash, Aaron Brooks) and Dwight Howard's MVP chances. Also, as always, Trey Kerby stops by to take us through the week’s quirkiest NBA stories, which includes Shane Battier finding out he was traded via Twitter, Deron Williams having no idea he was scheduled to play ball in London, and the idea of Zydrunas Ilgauskas collecting rent money from Carmelo Anthony. All that, plus a glowing review of the Grand Paradise Bavarro in Punta Cana. So give your eyes a rest and embrace this audio explosion.

Ep. 667: Recharged, Ready

tbj@thescore.com (theScore.com) — Thu, 03 Mar 2011 16:38:00 GMT

On today's tanned (and slightly congested) show, Skeets and Tas jump right back into the NBA action. Topics include: the Kendrick Perkins trade (and subsequent OKC contract extension), Garnett's revenge, the Suns' bench, Hack-a-Rondo, Kirk Hinrich's immediate effect on the Hawks and Al Horford's monster 31-16 game. All that, plus a shout-out to our Punta Cana friends, the winner of last week's B-Ball Picks Contest and a tough "Whoa Boy" selection. Ah, it's good to be back.

TBJ LA: Random Players, Random Questions

tbj@thescore.com (theScore.com) — Mon, 21 Feb 2011 04:45:00 GMT

What's Matt Barnes' favorite curse word? Why can't Dwight Howard tell you what the name of his first pet is? What food gives Ken Jeong from "The Hangover" the squirts? Does Jrue Holiday know where the Swag District is? We set off to find out the answers to these random questions and more at Adidas' 3-on-3 All-Star tourney.

TBJ LA: Jam Session 2011

tbj@thescore.com (theScore.com) — Mon, 21 Feb 2011 03:41:00 GMT

Eleven acres of NBA activities. Two competitive hosts. One epic grudge match. Watch Skeets and Tas fight their way through NBA Jam Session, the most interactive event of All-Star Weekend, for the third year in a row.

TBJ LA: Blake Griffin, Behind The Dunks

tbj@thescore.com (theScore.com) — Sun, 20 Feb 2011 16:29:00 GMT

2011 Slam Dunk champ, Blake Griffin stops by the Nike Vault where Tas has the chance to ask him a few questions. Find out which dunks Blake had to axe at the last minute and the mistakes you may not have noticed.

TBJ LA: 'Box Out Kid,' Bieber, Rookie Recap

tbj@thescore.com (theScore.com) — Sat, 19 Feb 2011 15:55:00 GMT

Back live from a Marriott hotel suite in chilly Los Angeles, Skeets and Tas recap the highs (Celebrity Game Bieber fever, Wall's Rookie Challenge bounce pass alley-oop) and lows (ESPN's green screen experiment, non-existent defense) of pretty solid NBA Friday Night. That, plus the return of the infamous All-Star Media Day "Box Out Kid." Dun-dun-duh!

TBJ LA: Beach Bloopers

tbj@thescore.com (theScore.com) — Sat, 19 Feb 2011 15:46:00 GMT

We're really bad at this.

TBJ TV: All-Star Edition

tbj@thescore.com (theScore.com) — Fri, 18 Feb 2011 14:00:00 GMT

TBJ LA: Suite Talk

tbj@thescore.com (theScore.com) — Thu, 17 Feb 2011 19:24:00 GMT

“Live” from a Marriott Downtown hotel room in beautiful L.A., Skeets and Tas weigh in on Bosh’s return to Toronto, those new ‘Melo-to-the-Nets trade rumors, the Cavs’ revenge game, and what movie not to watch if you’re stuck in the middle seat on a long flight. Enjoy our deliriousness, comment away, be back soon.

TBJ LA: Suite Talk (Bosh, ‘Melo, Franco)

tbj@thescore.com (theScore.com) — Thu, 17 Feb 2011 16:58:00 GMT

Ep. 666: Sign of the Beast

tbj@thescore.com (theScore.com) — Tue, 15 Feb 2011 19:12:00 GMT

On today's wonderfully strange and demonic show, Andre Agassi and Hercules travel to the pits of hell to rendezvous with The Devil. Questions asked include: Which NBA players that walk among us are not ye mortals? What aspect of the NBA is considered "personal hell?" Which team or player are possessed by misfortune and need an exorcism? And, finally, if you could attend a heavy metal concert with any NBA'er, whom would you choose? Watch for our picks; talk for yours!

Ep. 665: Weekend Wail-Off

tbj@thescore.com (theScore.com) — Mon, 14 Feb 2011 16:47:00 GMT

On today's Valentine's Day show, Skeets and Tas hit you with the NBA weekend's winners and losers. Hot: the Sixers' defense, LaMarcus Aldridge, the Grizzlies, Matt Guokas, a candid Karl Malone, Tito Horford, and the Cavaliers. (Seriously.) Not: the Miami Heat for losing another "statement" game, DeMarcus Cousin's attitude, Monty Williams "Hack-a-Howard" game plan, Rondo, and those shitty GRAMMYs. All that, plus the latest B-Ball Picks contest winner. Enjoy.

TBJ_Ep_664_OD

tbj@thescore.com (theScore.com) — Fri, 11 Feb 2011 19:26:00 GMT

Join The Jones on a sonic journey as we welcome Sebastian Pruiti from NBAPlaybook.com (as well as here at TBJ) to discuss Jerry Sloan's sudden resignation, if (or why) Deron Williams' play could have factored into Sloan's decision, if 'Melo would hypothetically work in L.A.'s triangle offense and more. Also, as always, Trey Kerby stops by to take us through the week's quirkiest NBA stories, which includes Kevin Love's "Color Me Badd" beard, Mr. Congeniality Vince Carter, and some NBA players dislike for yoga. All that, plus "classic" sportsmanship stories, popular Score coffee mugs, and a bunch of random cold calls to people in the Boston area trying to solicit congratulatory messages for Ray Allen. Yup. So give your eyes a rest and embrace this audio explosion.

TBJ TV: Shooters Edition

tbj@thescore.com (theScore.com) — Fri, 11 Feb 2011 18:07:00 GMT

Due to a severe paper jam, we can’t show you our entire 22-minute television program from Thursday night. But what we can show you is our “All Shooters” edition of Crossfire, a star-studded Valentine’s Day salute, TWO Wankers of the Week and a famous ex-NFL’er calls in with some important news.

Ep. 663: The Walking Dead

tbj@thescore.com (theScore.com) — Thu, 10 Feb 2011 16:44:00 GMT

On today's show, Skeets and Tas discuss how the Spurs are like zombies, the Jazz's major defensive issue, Derrick Rose's "Fast Don't Lie," Omer Asik's hustle, the Nuggets' curious late game decisions, Russell Oliver's gold, Jus Fly's halftime show, those creepy NBA "Encouragement" commercials, R.I.P. H.O.R.S.E., and cavemen.

Ep. 662: So Long, MVP Debate

tbj@thescore.com (theScore.com) — Wed, 09 Feb 2011 16:53:00 GMT

On today's show, Skeets and Tas take their sweet ass time to discuss the Pacers/Heat (Spoelstra's defensive switches, LeBron's ho-hum MVP play, Indy's five-seconds violation), the Grizzlies/Thunder (OKC's clueless late game possessions), and that Sixers/Hawks gong show. All that, plus a look at the Three-Point Shootout snubs, an Arenas rant, and your shitty NBA doodles.

Ep. 661: That Time Of The Month

tbj@thescore.com (theScore.com) — Tue, 08 Feb 2011 16:59:00 GMT

On today's show, Skeets and Tas hit on the Bulls/Blazers (Aldridge's F.U. All-Star Snub Game, 'Dre getting to the line, Rose's defense), the Celtics/Bobcats (Coach Silas rewarding the young kids, Rondo's lackadaisical play, Ray chasing history), the Lakers/Grizzlies (Vegas' dumb line, bloody noses, L.A. momentum), and, well, the poor Cleveland Cavaliers. All that, plu— no, that's about it. Enjoy.

TBJ campaign: Matt Bonner for three!

tbj@thescore.com (theScore.com) — Mon, 07 Feb 2011 17:35:00 GMT

We don't care that Spurs power forward Matt Bonner is currently out recovering from a knee injury. The pride of Concord, New Hampshire and Canada's favorite Sandwich Hunter deserves a spot in the NBA's Three-Point Shootout. Make it happen, Stern! Gosh!

Ep. 660: Fly Like A Vogel

tbj@thescore.com (theScore.com) — Mon, 07 Feb 2011 16:53:00 GMT

On today's show, Skeets and Tas hit you with the NBA weekend's winners and losers. On the up and up: Frank Vogel and the Indiana Pacers, the Mavericks' consistent play, Westbrook's three-point shooting, a suddenly active Rip Hamilton, and Al Horford's comments. On the low and low: the Cavaliers (surprise, surprise), new 'Melo-to-New York rumors, the Magic, and this. All that, plus seven-layer dips, B-Ball Picks shits and a slick, new TBJ mural.

Ep. 659: The Overdose, Feb 4

tbj@thescore.com (theScore.com) — Fri, 04 Feb 2011 18:38:00 GMT

Join The Jones on a sonic journey as we welcome Holly MacKenzie, contributor to The Basketball Jones, NBA.com and SLAMonline, to discuss All-Star snubs, the Rookie-Sophomore game and the flawed coaching selection process. As always, Trey Kerby stops by to take us through the week’s quirkiest NBA stories, which include John Wall’s pantry, Luis Scola’s treasure hunting, Justin Bieber’s court vision and the new, skin-tight All-Star jerseys. All that plus the worst songs to have sex to, dumb Superbowl prop bets and a brief romp through Nic Cage’s filmography. So give your eyes a rest and embrace this audio explosion.

Ep. 658: TBJ All-Star Reserves

tbj@thescore.com (theScore.com) — Thu, 03 Feb 2011 16:59:00 GMT

On today's show, Skeets and Tas finally announce their 2011 NBA All-Star Reserves. Are Kevin Love and Blake Griffin All-Stars despite being on losing teams? Do LaMarcus Aldridge and/or Joe Johnson make the cut, or was it all a little too late for them? And should four Celtics realistically make the East squad? All that, plus a long list of snubs, a heated defense vs. offense argument and the 'Melo mess.

Book-Off Payoff: Tas Works The Pole

tbj@thescore.com (theScore.com) — Thu, 03 Feb 2011 16:45:00 GMT

As you guys know, Tas and Skeets bet on games every week in their B-Ball Picks Contest, and, at the end of the month, we bust out the calculator, tally it up, and make the loser do something humiliating. They call it the Book-Off Payoff. Well, Skeets won the month of January. So, once again, Tas was in tights. Watch your eyes, kids.

Ep. 657: Bieber, You're Toast

tbj@thescore.com (theScore.com) — Wed, 02 Feb 2011 16:13:00 GMT

On today's show, Skeets and Tas don some snowsuits — and hail a cab — to keep you caught up on all things NBA. Topics discussed: (All-Star?) LaMarcus Aldridge's 40-point explosion, why Coach Pop didn't give Tiago Splitter a go, the Lakers' few tradable assets, and the 2011 Rookie Challenge roster. All that, plus Skeets calls out Celebrity Game star Justin Bieber, as well as your exceptionally shitty doodles. (Great work, guys. Keep 'em coming.)

Ep. 656: Dum Spiro, Spero

tbj@thescore.com (theScore.com) — Tue, 01 Feb 2011 16:27:00 GMT

On today's show, Skeets and Tas discuss the Nuggets' brutal road woes, Anthony Morrow's sweet stroke, whether you'd take Devin Harris over Raymond Felton, Dwight Howard's big mouth, Conley's game-winning steal, Wilson Chandler's contract year, the L.A. Clippers' "dunk-a-thon," and which floundering NBA team has the most hope: Cavs, Kings, Raps, Pacers, Pistons, Wolves or Wiz? You tell us.

Ep. 655: Dick Move

tbj@thescore.com (theScore.com) — Mon, 31 Jan 2011 16:42:00 GMT

On today’s show, Skeets and Tas hit you with the NBA weekend's winners and losers. On the upside: Marcin Gortat and his resilient/lucky Suns, Mike Miller's offensive rebounding, DeMarcus Cousins' recent play, and the return of NBA on ABC Sunday doubleheaders. On the downside: Kevin Garnett's dirty tactics, fired Pacers coach Jim O'Brien, the Wizards, and poor Ron Artest. All that, plus "It's So Hard To Say Goodbye" to Melas' latest Boyz II Men report.

Ep. 654: The Overdose, Jan. 28

tbj@thescore.com (theScore.com) — Fri, 28 Jan 2011 18:33:00 GMT

Big spoon, little spoon. Join The Jones on a sonic journey as we welcome "The Blogfather" Henry Abbott from ESPN's TrueHoop to discuss the truth about Kobe come crunch time, this "radical idea" of the NBA taking a midseason vacation, the Bulls trying to join the elite teams, the "Free Steve Nash" movement and his Blazers. Also, as always, Trey Kerby stops by to take us through the week's quirkiest NBA stories, which includes Tracy Morgan on Sarah Palin, Chris Bosh's ridiculous Maxim photoshoot and DeShawn Stevenson's pierced Abraham Lincoln neck tattoo.

TV Clips: Hey Now, You're an All-Star

tbj@thescore.com (theScore.com) — Fri, 28 Jan 2011 17:49:00 GMT

Due to traffic on the interstate, we can’t show you our entire 22-minute television program from Thursday night. But what we can show you is the first ever TBJ “anti-awards,” the most valuable NBA franchise, All-Star selections and a sartorial Wanker. Enjoy!

Ep. 653: Hello, Bye Week?

tbj@thescore.com (theScore.com) — Thu, 27 Jan 2011 16:07:00 GMT

On today's show, Skeets and Tas bounce around Wednesday's NBA slate like Tigger on crack. Topics discussed include: David Lee's "boring Spurs" comments, another stomach punch Wolves game, the Bucks finally finding the three-ball, the Hawks utter lack of interest in getting All-Star Horford the rock, Jeremy Evans' hops, and whether Utah can build on last night's loss. All that, plus the guys weigh in on Henry Abbott's "radical idea" of a NBA midseason vacation. What do you think?

TBJ 5-Year Anniv. Live Show (Part 3 of 3)

tbj@thescore.com (theScore.com) — Wed, 26 Jan 2011 22:13:00 GMT

On January 21, 2011, The Basketball Jones celebrated its five-year anniversary at the historic El Mocambo in Toronto, ON. This is part three of the live show — an incredibly not-safe-for-work, hopefully laugh-out-loud Friars Club "Roast" of Skeets and Tas. (Note: This one is loaded with explicit language. Earmuffs, kids. Earmuffs.)

TBJ 5-Year Anniv. Live Show (Part 2 of 3)

tbj@thescore.com (theScore.com) — Wed, 26 Jan 2011 20:56:00 GMT

On January 21, 2011, The Basketball Jones celebrated its five-year anniversary at the historic El Mocambo in Toronto, ON. This is part two of the live show — a slap-chopped, jump-cuttin' remix of our insane game show gauntlet, and some more TBJ highlights. (Note: Some explicit language)

TBJ 5-Year Anniv. Live Show (Part 1 of 3)

tbj@thescore.com (theScore.com) — Wed, 26 Jan 2011 20:10:00 GMT

On January 21, 2011, The Basketball Jones celebrated its five-year anniversary at the historic El Mocambo in Toronto, ON. This is part one of the live show — an opening montage, a musical account of The Jones' inception, and some classic TBJ highlights.

Ep. 652: The Scowl Returns

tbj@thescore.com (theScore.com) — Wed, 26 Jan 2011 16:22:00 GMT

On today's show Skeets and Tas welcome back Celtics center Kendrick Perkins; ponder the Clippers' playoff chances now that Eric Gordon is out three to four weeks; and breakdown the Utah Jazz's atrocious pick-and-roll defense. All that, plus your NBA doodles — er, drawings — switching baskets, and Steve Blake's wife.

Ep. 651: I Don't Like Trains

tbj@thescore.com (theScore.com) — Tue, 25 Jan 2011 16:29:00 GMT

Interesting show today, friends. I would tell you not to watch it, but then you'd miss out on hearing Skeets and Tas discuss Rudy Gay's game-winner, the end of the Raptors' three-point shooting streak, Jeff Green's contract situation, Chris Paul's flopping, Serge Ibaka's defense, the Kings "big win" in Portland, Real Sports, Stratford, ol' Kurt Thomas, Oscar movie reviews, some of the best dunking point guards ever, and a shadow of Baron Davis' chubby crossover.

Ep. 650: Suck my Knick! Boom! Roasted!

tbj@thescore.com (theScore.com) — Mon, 24 Jan 2011 16:59:00 GMT

On today's show, Skeets and Tas scour the league to bring you the winners and losers of the weekend. Trending this Monday: the Hornets' winning streak (and fans), Kevin Durant's sick game-winner vs. NYK, Mike Miller's shooting stroke, the Pacers' inexperience, the Raptors' injury bug, and poor Kuester/Rip communication. All that, plus some highlights, lowlights and, well, spoilers from The Jones' 5-Year Anniversary Show on Friday. (Video to come!)

Ep. 649: In Russia, We Negotiate You!

tbj@thescore.com (theScore.com) — Thu, 20 Jan 2011 15:45:00 GMT

On today's show, a sleep deprived Skeets and Tas discuss the latest development in 'Melo Sweepstakes. Is Nets owner Prokhorov just playing hardball, or was he trying to save face? Are the Knicks the new front-runner, or can Dallas (or Houston) weasel their way into renting him? And did the Nuggets' front office get too greedy? All that, plus thoughts on DeMar DeRozan replacing Brandon Jennings in the Dunk Contest, the Hornets' crazy-ass win, whether the Pistons can/will go back to playin' Rip, and much more.

Ep. 648: Karma ChameLeBron

tbj@thescore.com (theScore.com) — Wed, 19 Jan 2011 17:02:00 GMT

On today's show, Skeets and Tas discuss some ugly-ass "basketball." How do the Heat fall asleep defensively in a tie game in overtime? (Computer glitch.) How badly did Rose and the Bulls miss Carlos Boozer on Tuesday? (Very.) And what in hell were the refs smoking to overturn that 'Cats inbounds play? (Herb.) All that, plus LeBron's interesting late-game decisions, Gerald Wallace doin' work, and three of your best (and worst) NBA doodles. Don't let this die, people! Doodle4Life!

Ep. 647: Winning Return

tbj@thescore.com (theScore.com) — Tue, 18 Jan 2011 16:49:00 GMT

On today's show, Skeets and Tas try to wrap their arms, eyeballs and heads around 13 games of MLK Day basketball. Topics include: throwing double teams at Blake "Whoa Boy" Griffin, the underrated brilliance of "Commissioner" Eric Gordon, Kevin Garnett's annoying "I'm not touching you!" elbows, Rondo's Kidd-like passing swagger, whether anything has changed since last April's OKC-LAL series, Chris Webber on the TNT call, and more.

Ep. 646: Open Mouth, Insert Foot

tbj@thescore.com (theScore.com) — Mon, 17 Jan 2011 21:36:00 GMT

On today's show, Skeets and Tas scour the league to bring you the winners and losers of the weekend. Trending this Monday: Chris Bosh establishes himself as a frontrunner for "Pussy of the Year," the Lakers/Clippers brouhaha, lil' Will Bynum saves the day, Zach Randolph plays Santa Claus, and the Mavs carelessly rush Dirk back. All that, plus the return of KG, awkward Bob De Niro's jokes and Tas reminds you that Josh Howard exists.

Ep. 645: The Overdose, Jan. 13

tbj@thescore.com (theScore.com) — Fri, 14 Jan 2011 18:55:00 GMT

Join The Jones on a sonic journey as we welcome NBA.com columnist John Schuhmann to discuss all things Carmelo Anthony. What's the latest trade rumor? Should the Nuggets pull the trigger on the Nets' offer? And if the Knicks do indeed have a chance at landing him, is 'Melo really even worth it? Also, as always, Trey Kerby stops by to take us through the week's quirkiest NBA stories, which includes: La La Vasquez's profession and looks, the possibility of Amar'e drunk-texting 'Melo, the Cavaliers' ol' hotel switcheroo, dumb Power Balance bracelets, and more.

TBJ TV: Goodbye, sweet Cavaliers

tbj@thescore.com (theScore.com) — Fri, 14 Jan 2011 17:53:00 GMT

Due to increased carbon dioxide emissions, we can’t show you our entire 22-minute television program from Thursday night. But what we can show you is this slap-chopped, jump-cuttin’ remix that features us (literally) burying the 2010-11 Cavaliers, next-to-impossible “Free Steve Nash” trade scenarios, which teams secretly want to get rid of their coaches and Tas’ Wanker of the Week. Enjoy.

Ep. 644: Mean Muggin'

tbj@thescore.com (theScore.com) — Thu, 13 Jan 2011 15:52:00 GMT

On today’s show, Skeets and Tas set up shop in the TBJ office to talk about last night's streak-busting games. Did the Heat have this loss coming? Was this Blake Griffin's true coming out party? And did Emeka Okafor finally keep up with Dwight Howard in the Hornets' OT win? All that, plus a deep look into the soul of the Raptors, centers that could play the point, and athletic wingmen that could play the post. Enjoy this Annual General shit show. /checks cell phone

Ep. 643: Rubberneckin'

tbj@thescore.com (theScore.com) — Wed, 12 Jan 2011 16:43:00 GMT

On today's show, Skeets and Tas present "Wild and Wacky Wednesdays" to commemorate the craziest night of NBA action in a long while: Cleveland's jaw-dropping, season-ending blowout loss, LeBron's angry Buddhist tweet, that ugly overtime game in Washington, and the good ol' 5 techs in 10 seconds sequence in Minny. All that, plus an impressive Knicks win, new developments in the 'Melo trade saga, and the "Free Nash" movement gains momentum.

TEp. 642: Watch Your Eyes

tbj@thescore.com (theScore.com) — Tue, 11 Jan 2011 16:11:00 GMT

On today’s show, Skeets and Tas shun the BCS to tell you what happened in the world o' NBA. Is there hope in Charlotte now that the Bobcats are running a bit more? What offensive weapon has Derrick Rose added to his game? Why should you never double Shaq? All that, plus the latest update on Carmelo's "inDecision," early frontrunners for Sixth Man of the Year, and Dirk doing color commentary.

TEp. 642: Watch Your Eyes

tbj@thescore.com (theScore.com) — Tue, 11 Jan 2011 16:11:00 GMT

Ep. 641: Miami Heels

tbj@thescore.com (theScore.com) — Mon, 10 Jan 2011 16:39:00 GMT

On today's show, Skeets and Tas stay up for 72 hours straight to bring you the NBA weekend's winners and losers. On tap: LeBron embracing his role as NBA heel, the Blazers surprising post-Roy record, Andrew Bynum's referee "push," the decimated Cavs and the must-watch Clippers. All that, plus 'Melo trade rumors, Nate Rob's Dunk Contest conspiracy and more fashion gems from Walt Frazier's closet.

Ep. 640: The Overdose, Jan 7

tbj@thescore.com (theScore.com) — Fri, 07 Jan 2011 18:22:00 GMT

"When you're listening to nothing but the best of dolphin sex, you're listing to The Overdose, Sirius 98 ..." Join The Jones on a sonic journey as we welcome TBJ correspondent Andrew Unterberger to discuss the end of his 14,000 miles cross-country NBA tour. AU weighs in on why the Pacers' Conseco Fieldhouse stands alone, the most frequently heard jock jams, how his car got damaged, eating alone in restaurants, and much, much more. Also, as always, Trey Kerby stops by to take us through the week's quirkiest NBA stories, which includes a Trail Blazers love story (vomit!), Khloe and Lamar Kardashian's new reality show, and, well, Tas getting his pockets picked by a bunch of Brits. (Yes, that last one is definitely a quirky NBA story.)

TBJ TV: Clips from January 6

tbj@thescore.com (theScore.com) — Fri, 07 Jan 2011 18:09:00 GMT

Due to a lack of liquidity, we can’t show you our entire 22-minute television program from Thursday night. But what we can show you is this slap-chopped, jump-cuttin’ remix that features the Ringo of the Miami Heat, a hotly contested round of Crossfire, a clandestine Bookoff Payoff, and Macho Man Randy Savage snapping into a couple of card-playing Wankers. Bourré!

Ep. 639: Couple Collapses

tbj@thescore.com (theScore.com) — Thu, 06 Jan 2011 16:28:00 GMT

On today's show, Skeets and Tas bring out their golden radio voices to highlight the best of a crazy NBA night. How did the Spurs almost steal a last-second win from the Celtics? Why did Doc Rivers decide to go microscopic? Did the Suns concede defeat to L.A. by starting Robin Lopez and Gortat together? All that, plus the best benches in the league, anniversary presents, shoutouts and a Whoa Boy controversy!

Ep. 638: Big Dunk Debate

tbj@thescore.com (theScore.com) — Wed, 05 Jan 2011 17:02:00 GMT

On today's show, Skeets and Tas start the NBA Dunk Contest hype and take you around some of the league's big games. Blake, Epic Vale, Air Congo … is this the year of the big man? Was the Spurs vs. Knicks game an example of poor defense or well-executed offense? Have both the Mavs and Blazers lost their biggest strength? All that, plus your NBA doodles, Walt Frazier's jacket and the most gong show TBJ ending ever. Wow.

Ep. 637: Up and At 'Em

tbj@thescore.com (theScore.com) — Tue, 04 Jan 2011 16:13:00 GMT

On the first show of 2011 (!), Skeets and Tas take you through the winners and losers of the holiday season. Sitting pretty are the new-look Magic, the steady Spurs, "The Heatles" and Kevin Love. On the schneid are the lifeless Lakers, the Nets' pitiful offense and the Dallas Mavericks, maybe. All that, plus Hedo's magical English, LeBron's ridiculous birthday cake and a Jones viewer hits the jackpot! Big time.

The Overdose: Best of 2010

tbj@thescore.com (theScore.com) — Fri, 24 Dec 2010 16:44:00 GMT

Join the Jones on a sonic journey as we replay the best of this crazy little thing called “The Overdose.” From turtle sex to tie-dyed manparts to fragrant airplanes, thanks for Steppin’ on The Beach with us this year!

TBJ: Best of 2010

tbj@thescore.com (theScore.com) — Fri, 24 Dec 2010 00:04:00 GMT

Due to a Christmas miracle we CAN show you all of our “very special year-end, holiday, best of” TV show! Kick back with some ‘nog and enjoy all your TBJ faves from the past year: Steve Nash flopping, Hedo dancing, Kobe apologizing, Tim Duncan rhyming, LeBron’s elbows, Bosh’s theme song and much much more. Have a safe and happy holidays, Internet friends!

Ep. 635: Into The Night ...

tbj@thescore.com (theScore.com) — Thu, 23 Dec 2010 16:38:00 GMT

On today's final episode of 2010, Skeets and Tas discuss Larry Brown "stepping down" in Charlotte, wonder whether new interim head coach Paul Silas can "save" Tyrus Thomas' career, question the Raptors' effort, applaud Pop's fourth-quarter decision, and get jacked for the NBA's crazy Christmas Day schedule. All that, plus a huge announcement about The Jones' upcoming five-year anniversary! And oh, not to fire up the allergies or anything, but on behalf of the entire TBJ team, I want to sincerely thank anyone who took the time to watch, share or comment on a Basketball Jones video this past year. We truly appreciate it. Happy holidays, guys.

Ep. 634: Chill Bros

tbj@thescore.com (theScore.com) — Wed, 22 Dec 2010 17:15:00 GMT

On today's show, Skeets and Tas take a dump on the table/focus on the Mavericks-Magic game. Topics discussed include: Redick's starter minutes, Dirkus Circus passing Larry Bird on the all-time scoring list, Hedo's hilarious hops and Caron Butler's new three-point touch. All that, plus the Bucks big win, a Schuhmann-like Bulls stat, and your latest NBA doodle masterpieces (of shit). Kidding!

Ep. 633: Everybody Panic!

tbj@thescore.com (theScore.com) — Tue, 21 Dec 2010 16:40:00 GMT

On today’s show, Skeets and Tas work two remote controls to bring you the best of a big NBA night. How did Gilbert Arenas, J-Rich and Hedo look after one night in Orlando blue? Should Brandon Bass be starting beside Dwight? And do the Hawks finally have the Magic figured out? All that, plus the streak-busting Mavericks, "cutesy" LeBron, and an email about under-the-radar future All-Stars.

TBJ Exclusive: Ron Artest crashes Ron Artest art show

tbj@thescore.com (theScore.com) — Tue, 21 Dec 2010 16:22:00 GMT

December 18th was a strange night in the life of Ron Artest, even by Ron Artest’s standards. A group of Toronto artists created an art show celebrating Ron Ron’s career entitled, “Lovable Badass.” And, as if to prove how unpredictable he is, Ron decided to show up. Check out the madness!

Ep. 632: Rollin' The Dice

tbj@thescore.com (theScore.com) — Mon, 20 Dec 2010 17:30:00 GMT

On today's show, Skeets and Tas breakdown the Magic, Suns and Wizards' crazy wheelin' and dealin'. Did Magic GM Otis Smith panic, or should he be applauded for being aggressive this early? Are the Suns immediately better, or did they lose their identity? And could Wiz GM Ernie Grunfeld have gotten more for Arenas? All that, plus the NBA weekend's winners (Vujacic, Ron Art, Grant Hill), losers (Matt Bonner's New Balance shoes, poor James Jones), and some Aly-us.

TBJ TV: Clips from Dec. 16

tbj@thescore.com (theScore.com) — Fri, 17 Dec 2010 19:24:00 GMT

Due to trouble in the henhouse, we can't show you our entire 22-minute television program from Thursday night. But what we can show you is this slap-chopped, jump-cuttin' remix that features a special Christmas-themed Crossfire where Skeets and Tas talk unwanted players, Dunk Contest participants, and Stan Van Gundy sleeping with Chris Duhon. Also included: The Jones' annual NBA Holiday Gift Guide and Tas' Wanker of the Week. Happy Holidays, TBJ'ers.

Ep. 631: The Overdose, Nov. 12

tbj@thescore.com (theScore.com) — Fri, 17 Dec 2010 18:31:00 GMT

Carlin would be proud of this one ... Join The Jones on a (um, NSFW) sonic journey as we welcome our good friend Kelly Dwyer from Yahoo! Sports' Ball Don't Lie to discuss the Nets' chances at 'Melo, that odd Brandon Roy/'Dre Miller hullabaloo in Portland, Yao's sad feet, and whether Derrick Rose is officially a superstar. Of course, Trey Kerby also stops by to take us through the week's quirkiest NBA stories, which includes Ron Artest's aqua fitness, Kobe's presidential championship zinger, Cleveland radio stations editing "LeBron" out of Jay-Z tracks, and more. So give your eyes a rest and embrace this audio explosion. Tits.

Ep. 630: Applause-Worthy Classic

tbj@thescore.com (theScore.com) — Thu, 16 Dec 2010 16:29:00 GMT

On today's show, Skeets and Tas are pumped after watching the Knicks and Celtics play the most entertaining game of this season. Can Amar'e keep up this incredible MVP-ish streak? What were the Knicks thinking on that final play? Should Coach Rivers sit Rondo? All that, plus Manu's magical travel/game-winner, Joakim Noah's mysterious thumb injury, Marcus Thornton's triumphant return, Nate Robinson's celebration fail, and why Tas is a hungover, embarrassed, 20-year old girl.

Ep. 629: Trades, Poems, Doodles

tbj@thescore.com (theScore.com) — Wed, 15 Dec 2010 16:49:00 GMT

On today's show ... well, words can't describe today's show. A small sampling of what you'll get: the "winner" of the three-way deal between the Rockets, Nets and Lakers, a poem about love and basketball, fake 'Melo trades, a stirring rendition of City High's 2001 hit, "What Would You Do?", brief thoughts on Andrew Bynum's return, and more NBA doodles. Are you not entertained?

Ep. 628: Free Marcus!

tbj@thescore.com (theScore.com) — Tue, 14 Dec 2010 16:53:00 GMT

On today's show, Skeets and Tas bring you the best of an exciting NBA Monday night. Should Chris Paul be shooting more? Have the Heat's 'Big Three" learned to share in time for the holiday season? Why does Monty Williams refuse to play shooter Marcus Thornton? All that, plus a Boozer security blanket, a new nickname for Derrick Rose, the Mavs luck finally runs out, and why you should stop watching the ball during games. Enjoy.

Ep. 627: GSPs and Koschecks

tbj@thescore.com (theScore.com) — Mon, 13 Dec 2010 16:51:00 GMT

On today's show, Skeets and Tas bring you the NBA weekend's winners and losers. On the upside: Amar'e's impressive scoring streak, the Bulls' resilient play and Bill Simmons' broadcasting debut. On the downside: The Kings and a hobbled Tyreke Evans, the Bobcats' and Hornets' missing offense, and the Clippers/VDN's disastrous final play. All that, plus fans hitting half-court shots, 'Melo to NYC talk, a new B-Ball Picks winner, and Tas Melas reports from his UFC weekend in Montreal.

TBJ TV: Clips from Dec. 9

tbj@thescore.com (theScore.com) — Fri, 10 Dec 2010 18:46:00 GMT

Due to chapped lips, we can't show you our entire 22-minute television program from Thursday night. But what we can show you is this slap-chopped, jump-cuttin' remix that features our Q1 Quarterly Report where Skeets and Tas tell you which team's stock is overvalued, which team you should invest in now, and which NBA players are Blue Chippers. Also included: Wanker of the Week, a "Mad Money"-like lightning round, and lots of LOUD NOISES!

Ep. 626: The Overdose, Dec. 10

tbj@thescore.com (theScore.com) — Fri, 10 Dec 2010 18:34:00 GMT

It's a short man's world ... Join The Jones on a sonic journey as we welcome Matt Moore from CBSSports.com, Hardwood Paroxysm, PBT, FanHouse, and, um, possibly Reader's Digest to discuss the Hornets' dire situation, whether a pro team could survive in Kansas City, Magic moves and the improving Miami Heat. Also, Trey Kerby stops by to bring us the quirkiest stories from the NBA blogosphere — Ron Artest's party, Gil's D&G shoes, Big Baby's dance moves — and to help us list a bunch of tall people we know. So give your eyes a rest and embrace this audio exp— actually, don't listen to this. We're hungover and delirious.

Ep. 625: Joined In Progress

tbj@thescore.com (theScore.com) — Thu, 09 Dec 2010 16:59:00 GMT

On today's show, Skeets and Tas are hyped after a night of game-winners and buzzer-beaters. On tap: the Pacers-Bucks' wild ending sparks a TBJ debate, an injured Rondo still has a huge game, and the Miami Heat ARE BACK, BABY! (Um, for the first time). All that, plus an announcer high on Flintstone's vitamins, Godzilla vs. Bargnani doodle wars, and Tas visits an NHL legend's cottage.

Ep. 624: No Worries, Mate

tbj@thescore.com (theScore.com) — Wed, 08 Dec 2010 19:42:00 GMT

On today's show, Skeets and Tas — well, mostly just Tas — chime in on Wednesday's NBA action. Topics include: the Mavericks' two "Eiffel Towers," Jason Terry's fourth quarter mojo, Dorell Wright's improved play, WWWD (What Would Wesley Do?), that questionable offensive call on Frye's late dunk, adidas' poor jersey quality, Torpedo 'Dre, and three of your new NBA doodles. Cheers.

Ep. 623: Fresh Obsessed

tbj@thescore.com (theScore.com) — Tue, 07 Dec 2010 16:29:00 GMT

On today's show, Skeets and Tas have all the info you need to sound proficient in the NBA arts. (Not!) Why did Brooks sit Durant and Green for most of the 3rd Q? Is Carlos Boozer back (and better than Bosh)? How did Jason Collins neutralize Dwight Howard? All that, plus underappreciated storylines of the season: Dirk's hot shooting, Roy's sad decline, and Kevin Love's big stats. Wanna do it again?

Ep. 622: Yakety Cats

tbj@thescore.com (theScore.com) — Mon, 06 Dec 2010 17:31:00 GMT

On today's snowy show, Skeets and Tas bring you the winners and losers of the NBA weekend. Thumbs up to "Bonner boners," the Mavs' resiliency, and JD's fourth quarter RTZ beer. Thumbs down to the Hornets' freefall, anyone who watched Friday night's Nets-Cats "Yakety Sax," and Stu Jackson for having to sort through that Clippers-Blazers madness. All that, plus a B-Ball Picks winner, a Greek embrace, and the sad passing of a Sixers great.

Battle of the Boroughs: Dolan vs. Prokhorov

tbj@thescore.com (theScore.com) — Mon, 06 Dec 2010 16:16:00 GMT

Forget UFC 124. Here’s the fight everyone wants to see … James Dolan vs. Mikhail Prokhorov. USA vs. Russia. New York vs. New Jersey. This one has the makings of a classic. Welcome to the Battle of the Boroughs!

TBJ TV: Clips from Dec. 2

tbj@thescore.com (theScore.com) — Fri, 03 Dec 2010 20:31:00 GMT

Due to the barometric pressure, we can't show you our entire 22-minute television program from Thursday night. But what we can show you is this slap-chopped, jump-cuttin' remix that features Skeets handing out mints and towels as he tends to The Score's washroom, Crossfire (which includes heated debates over the Dunk Contest, Hall of Fame nominees, and the league's hottest team), and a hype-up video for the inevitable Prokhorov vs. Dolan showdown. Enjoy, and please tip your bathroom attendant generously!

Ep. 621: The Overdose, Dec. 3

tbj@thescore.com (theScore.com) — Fri, 03 Dec 2010 18:09:00 GMT

Join The Jones on a sonic journey as we welcome Yahoo! Sports columnist Adrian Wojnarowski to breakdown LeBron James' anticipated return to Cleveland. What was the atmosphere like in the building? Should the Cavs have been more physical with LeBron? Who actually controls The King's decision-making? And is is Woj a "LeBron hater"? All that, plus Trey Kerby stops by to bring you the best stories from the NBA blogosphere — steam rooms, Artest jokes, Tony Parker's video game ratings, more — and TBJ correspondent, Andrew Unterberger, also updates us from the halfway point of his epic "30 NBA arenas in 60 days" journey.

Ep. 620: You Don't Stand On Superman's Cape

tbj@thescore.com (theScore.com) — Thu, 02 Dec 2010 20:15:00 GMT

On today's show, Skeets and Tas breakdown a busy night in the NBA including Carlos Boozer’s disappointing return, the Thunder's triple-overtime extravaganza, Toronto Raptors rookie Ed Davis' debut, a courtside Drake sighting, and an in-depth discussion of which NBA teams should employ WWF wrestlers. All that, plus a shout-out to Big Dick Johnson. Who? Exactly.

Ep. 619: Laundry Day

tbj@thescore.com (theScore.com) — Wed, 01 Dec 2010 17:09:00 GMT

On today's show, Skeets and Tas are surprised by the solid NBA action on what was supposed to be a quiet night. Did Ron Artest push Kobe too far with his attempted late game "heroics"? Is Pau Gasol playing too many minutes? Is John Turturro actually a Knicks fan? All that, plus big nights from Brook Lopez, Rondo and Felton, slick moccasin suits, Chanukah wishes, and more of your NBA doodles!

Ep. 618: 1234thQ

tbj@thescore.com (theScore.com) — Tue, 30 Nov 2010 17:17:00 GMT

On today's show, Skeets and Tas breakdown the game of the night: Hornets vs. Thunder. How'd the Thunder finally stop David West? Do the Hornets have a 4th quarter scoring problem? Why does OKC win so many close games? All that, plus Al Jefferson is getting comfortable, NBA coaches square off in an All-Star Game battle, and a Canadian celebrity sighting!

Ep. 617: Smell Of Fear

tbj@thescore.com (theScore.com) — Mon, 29 Nov 2010 17:09:00 GMT

On today’s Leslie Nielsen Memorial Show, Skeets and Tas bring you the winners and losers of the weekend. Thumbs up to the hot Mavs and Bulls, the slick coaching in Phoenix, and the best early season locker room tradition. Thumbs down to Reggie Evans' right foot, the Lakers' defense, and possibly you for reading in to "The Bump." All that, plus a B-Ball Picks winner, a podcasters-only meeting, and more.

TBJ TV: Clips from Nov. 25

tbj@thescore.com (theScore.com) — Fri, 26 Nov 2010 16:30:00 GMT

Due to the Treaty of Bucharest, we can’t show you our entire 22-minute television program from Thursday night. But what we can show you is this slap-chopped, jump-cuttin’ remix that features NBA lockout preparations, Crossfire (which includes heated debates over our Western Conference All-Star forwards and the “winner” of the Hornets-Raps trade), a big Book-Off Pay-Off announcement and much more. Enjoy!

Ep. 616: Full Nelson

tbj@thescore.com (theScore.com) — Thu, 25 Nov 2010 15:56:00 GMT

On today's show, Skeets and Tas break down the Heat/Magic game before zipping around the league to bring you the best of a busy night in basketball. Can Miami stop the bleeding? How did Jameer Nelson exploit the Heat's weaknesses? What underrated offensive skill has Dwight Howard finally perfected? All that, plus Delonte West goes down, Shaq rises up, the Spurs get bailed out, the Cavs beat the buzzer, and Skeets and Tas have a Ronny.

TBJ Dramatization: Pat Riley to Spoelstra — 'Happy' Thanksgiving

tbj@thescore.com (theScore.com) — Wed, 24 Nov 2010 22:37:00 GMT

When the Miami Heat struggled to an 11-10 start to the ‘05-06 season, Pat Riley shocked the league by replacing Stan Van Gundy on the bench. Could the same fate befall current Heat coach Erik Spoelstra? Um, does a turducken make you fat?

Ep. 615: Killer B's

tbj@thescore.com (theScore.com) — Wed, 24 Nov 2010 17:40:00 GMT

On today's show, Skeets and Tas breakdown a medley of NBA topics, including the Knicks' spark plug, Ronny Turiaf, Coach D'Antoni's adjusting offense, Larry Brown's questionable final play, Joakim Noah's awesome D on Gasol, the Lakers' killer bench, making love to pressure, spilt coffee and a look at your latest NBA doodle/comic book. Pow! Bang! Bosh!

Ep. 614: Rock Bottom

tbj@thescore.com (theScore.com) — Tue, 23 Nov 2010 18:01:00 GMT

On today's show, Skeets and Tas wonder if the Heat have hit rock bottom. Is it time for Coach Erik Spoelstra to spend more time with his family? Can LeBron and Wade work the pick-and-roll? Will Chris Bosh figure out how to move his feet? All that, plus the best games from around the league, including the entertaining Magic-Spurs game, a much needed win for Blake Griffin and the worst Bill Walton impression you will ever hear.

Ep. 613: Big Ups

tbj@thescore.com (theScore.com) — Mon, 22 Nov 2010 17:55:00 GMT

On today's show, Skeets and Tas round up a fresh crop of weekend winners and losers. On the up-and-up are the streaking Raps, must-watch Blake Griffin TV, a trade that may make everyone happy and the return of the Thunder's D. Wounded and limping are the winning mediocre Knicks, the Rondo-less Celtics, the Haslem-less Heat and a very forgetful Skeets. Welcome to the working week, friends!

Ep. 612: The Overdose, Nov. 19

tbj@thescore.com (theScore.com) — Fri, 19 Nov 2010 18:40:00 GMT

Breathe it in … Join The Jones on a sonic journey as we welcome Ben Golliver from BlazersEdge to discuss Greg Oden's knees, Brandon Roy's heart and Wesley Matthews' rising popularity. Trey Kerby also joins us to breakdown some of the weirdest NBA stories of the week — Brad Miller and Joakim Noah's dinner plans, Shaq signing the "Cheers" theme song, Tony Parker's sexting, and more. You also may or may not hear references to farting on a plane. Actually, you will hear that. Definitely.

Ep. 611: Step Aside, Sad Keanu

tbj@thescore.com (theScore.com) — Thu, 18 Nov 2010 17:49:00 GMT

On today's show, Skeets and Tas ponder the latest news from around the league. How does Greg Oden's injury affect the Blazers? Is Chris Bosh finally back or were his numbers inflated against the Suns' weak defense? And are Wade and LeBron any closer to clicking? All that, plus Zach Randolph wants to get paid, the Spurs are white hot, and Skeets and Tas get confused by anatomy.

Ep. 610: Rain Rant

tbj@thescore.com (theScore.com) — Wed, 17 Nov 2010 16:58:00 GMT

On today's rant-and-rainy show, Skeets and Tas check out the best from across the league. How was last night's Hawks-Pacers game a microcosm of Josh Smith's career? Is there a better big man match-up than Gasol vs. Bogut? Could Shannon Brown be the Sixth Man of The Year? All that, plus Wes Matthews' big night, umbrella wars and new NBA player doodles!

TBJ Exclusive: Like A Bosh

tbj@thescore.com (theScore.com) — Wed, 17 Nov 2010 13:35:00 GMT

"Like A Bosh" [idiom, ~2010]: When someone or something desires the limelight only to wilt under the newfound pressure.

Ep. 609: Jet Flex

tbj@thescore.com (theScore.com) — Tue, 16 Nov 2010 17:12:00 GMT

On today's show, Skeets and Tas discuss Tyson Chandler's perfect pick and roll defense, Chris Paul's swagger rating, Jason Terry's huge fourth Q, Robin Lopez's ailing knee, shitting the bed, AK47's doppelganger and more.