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		<title>How To Rediscover Your Inner Child</title>
		<link>http://www.thescrib.com/2013/05/24/how-to-rediscover-your-inner-child/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 24 May 2013 14:38:20 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Troy Alan</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[adulthood]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[One of the two Chinese symbols for crisis is also the symbol for opportunity – a profound notion. The world is mired in financial crises. So, according to the Chinese language, opportunity must be around here somewhere. Embedded in economic misfortune is an opportunity to unlock the door of adult dogmatism and free the inner ]]></description>
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		<title>A Brief History of the Bluth Family</title>
		<link>http://www.thescrib.com/2013/05/24/a-brief-history-of-the-bluths/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 24 May 2013 13:15:34 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Shane Burns</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Arrested Development]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Since our favorite dysfunctional family is returning to our lives this Sunday (thanks, Netflix!), it’s time to take a brief look at the history of the various elements that make up the the Bluth family. Michael Bluth Michael has always been the center of the family. He’s been shaped by it and, as much as ]]></description>
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		<title>8 Password Restrictions that Will Make You Go A$dfgh#@!</title>
		<link>http://www.thescrib.com/2013/05/23/8-password-restrictions-that-will-make-you-go-asdfghjkl/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 23 May 2013 14:40:59 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jennifer Kuan</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[internet]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[In theory, passwords exist exclusively to provide security and peace of mind for private online accounts. And yet, the variety of requirements and regulations associated with passwords in this age has resulted in the erosion of this peace of mind. In fact, these restrictions can turn an otherwise reasonable person into a screaming lunatic. Worrying ]]></description>
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		<title>Top 8 Recurring Gags From Arrested Development</title>
		<link>http://www.thescrib.com/2013/05/22/top-8-recurring-gags-on-arrested-development/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 22 May 2013 14:50:06 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Shane Burns</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Arrested Development]]></category>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.thescrib.com/?p=5659</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Arrested Development was always built on a foundation of itself. Just like the characters in their world, the show stood alone on the landscape, unlike anything around it. If things had kept going up until today, it might have eaten itself, in a feast of innuendo and double-entendres. Thankfully, we’ve had seven years to warm ]]></description>
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		<title>The Ultimate Cartoon Character Eating Contest</title>
		<link>http://www.thescrib.com/2013/05/21/the-ultimate-cartoon-character-eating-contest/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 21 May 2013 15:34:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Levon Petrossian</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[calories]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[cartoon character]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[eating]]></category>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.thescrib.com/?p=5627</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Have you ever watched a cartoon – either now or when you were a kid – where a character effortlessly devours a two-foot high sandwich? Or sucks down a mile of spaghetti in mere seconds? No? You’ve been watching the wrong stuff, then. For no useful reason at all, let’s have an eating contest between ]]></description>
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		<title>Mad Men Recap: Season 6, Episode 8</title>
		<link>http://www.thescrib.com/2013/05/20/mad-men-recap-season-6-episode-8/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 20 May 2013 17:36:46 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Josh Triantafilou</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Everybody goes crazy this week at SCDPCGC. Oppressive deadlines, fickle clients and personal turmoil will do that to an ad agency. Also, drugs. Drugs help. The craziness play by play: Intro The show opens with Cosgrove driving a car at night, racing down the street like a shooting comet as three jeering Chevy goons scream ]]></description>
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		<title>Game of Thrones Recap: Season 3, Episode 8</title>
		<link>http://www.thescrib.com/2013/05/20/game-of-thrones-recap-season-3-episode-8/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 20 May 2013 15:44:26 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Diana Frances</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Hello Throners! What did you think of this week’s episode, ‘Second Sons?’ Speaking of seconds, give me one to be an annoying book reader, kay? There are only two episodes left and I THINK I know how this season is going to end, but I’m spending more time anticipating how they are going to truncate ]]></description>
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		<title>‘The Office’ Series Finale: An Emotional Farewell to Dunder Mifflin</title>
		<link>http://www.thescrib.com/2013/05/17/the-office-series-finale-an-emotional-farewell-to-dunder-mifflin/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 17 May 2013 13:27:52 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Shane Burns</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[From the viewpoint of Ryan Howard’s first day, we were introduced to Scranton and the Dunder Mifflin Paper Company almost a decade ago. Characters have come and gone, been married, almost married, had kids, pranked, re-pranked, and de-pranked each other, and allowed themselves to be filmed for almost nine years before even seeing a rough ]]></description>
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		<title>Top 8 Reasons To Ride a Bike Downtown</title>
		<link>http://www.thescrib.com/2013/05/16/top-8-reasons-to-ride-a-bike-downtown/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 16 May 2013 14:23:04 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>David Hostetter</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[downtown]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[riding bikes]]></category>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.thescrib.com/?p=5586</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Most of us know people who “could never bike downtown” because they “hear about people getting crushed under trucks” and a gaggle of other ideas with varying degrees of legitimacy. The state of public transit and parking opportunities invariably play a factor as well. It&#8217;s time to counter such roadside dementia with the magnanimous power ]]></description>
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		<title>The 8 Weirdest Jobs of All Time</title>
		<link>http://www.thescrib.com/2013/05/15/the-8-weirdest-jobs-of-all-time/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 15 May 2013 14:24:50 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Zaheen Hussain</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Our concept of a strange occupation has changed over the centuries. What may cause us to raise an eyebrow today would have been perfectly acceptable a thousand years ago. For example, we might balk at the notion of nude yoga but, in ancient Greece, athletes often exercised sans clothing. Certain jobs developed due to necessity, ]]></description>
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		<title>Game of Thrones Recap: Season 3, Episode 7</title>
		<link>http://www.thescrib.com/2013/05/13/game-of-thrones-recap-season-3-episode-7/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 13 May 2013 15:23:48 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Diana Frances</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Hey Throners! You know it’s going to be a packed episode when GoT gives you a ‘previously on’ intro. Everyone was in ‘The Bear and The Maiden Fair,’ except Sam and Lady Olenna. Oooh, how much would you love to see those two in a scene? I would watch that for an entire episode. You ]]></description>
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		<title>Mad Men Recap: Season 6, Episode 7</title>
		<link>http://www.thescrib.com/2013/05/13/mad-men-recap-season-6-episode-7/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 13 May 2013 14:34:32 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Josh Triantafilou</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[“Man with a Plan” mediates on change and transition, both personally and professionally. This is made clear right off the bat as Peggy and Ted walk through the halls of their new (or in Peggy’s case, old) workplace, the SCDP office. Ted remarks that it’s like the first day of school. But it’s okay because ]]></description>
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		<title>NBC Thursday Night Recap</title>
		<link>http://www.thescrib.com/2013/05/10/nbc-thursday-night-recap/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 10 May 2013 14:48:09 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Shane Burns</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.thescrib.com/?p=5539</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[The Office The good train Dunder Mifflin is rounding the bend, and about to come into the station. The office is finally Dwight’s now, and as long as he can remember the daily passcode, he may be able to avoid more baths in the harmless fog. He’s lucky the building owner is too cheap to ]]></description>
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		<title>What Looney Tunes Really Taught Us As Children</title>
		<link>http://www.thescrib.com/2013/05/09/what-looney-tunes-really-taught-us-as-children/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 09 May 2013 14:30:04 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Andrea Ashby</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[It&#8217;s generally believed that cartoons are for children. It&#8217;s also generally believed that shaving your pubic hair will rid you of crabs. Well they&#8217;re not, and it won&#8217;t. The truth is that crabs are viciously perseverant, and cartoons have an understated intelligence about them that you likely missed as a young&#8217;n. But there&#8217;s no need ]]></description>
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		<title>Maybe There’s a Nap For That</title>
		<link>http://www.thescrib.com/2013/05/07/maybe-theres-a-nap-for-that/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 07 May 2013 14:22:32 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mary Wild</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.thescrib.com/?p=5513</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Doctors have a new obsession &#8211; diagnosing every man, woman and, yes, child who sometimes snore or who admit to sometimes feeling tired as having obstructive sleep apnea. Dealing with OSA has surpassed undergoing colonoscopies and suffering through gluten-free diets as physicians’ preferred path to enlightenment. This is bad because, unlike a few hours of ]]></description>
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		<title>Mad Men Recap: Season 6, Episode 6</title>
		<link>http://www.thescrib.com/2013/05/06/mad-men-recap-season-6-episode-6/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 06 May 2013 15:22:19 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Josh Triantafilou</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[As the cliché goes, if you can’t beat them, join them. Conversely, if you can’t stand them, leave them. These maxims drive &#8220;For Immediate Release&#8221;, pushing some characters to put their differences aside and recognize common interests and others to part ways. The show opens with Cooper, Joan and Pete talking to some sort of ]]></description>
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		<title>Game of Thrones Recap: Season 3, Episode 6</title>
		<link>http://www.thescrib.com/2013/05/06/game-of-thrones-recap-season-3-episode-6/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 06 May 2013 15:07:33 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Diana Frances</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Man, it is difficult to build a romantic relationship in this realm. They criticize your fire-building abilities, match you up with the one person you don’t want to marry and threaten to cut off your privates if you betray them. Did you enjoy episode 6, Throners? This week I’m going to recap sequentially, because there ]]></description>
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		<title>The Slow Death of NBC’s Must See TV</title>
		<link>http://www.thescrib.com/2013/05/03/the-slow-death-of-nbcs-must-see-tv/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 03 May 2013 15:30:07 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Shane Burns</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[There was a time when The Office was the worthy 9pm successor to Cheers and Seinfeld on NBC&#8217;s vaunted Thursday night Must See TV. In recent seasons, the show has sputtered and, much like Scrubs&#8216; disastrous final season, the departure of the primary protagonist (let&#8217;s face it, the departure of Michael Scott all but sealed ]]></description>
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		<title>5 Reasons Why You Should Never Have Sex With Your Roommate</title>
		<link>http://www.thescrib.com/2013/05/01/5-reasons-why-you-should-never-have-sex-with-your-roommate/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 01 May 2013 14:08:55 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Shanna Roberts-Salee</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[So you hear that someone knows a dude who always drinks water out of a Mason jar with big hands and who has a sick apartment.  It&#8217;s cheap.  It has exposed brick. Your friend of a friend knows he used to work somewhere.  He needs a roommate. You meet him. He’s funny but not funny-looking, ]]></description>
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		<title>8 Ways Your Smartphone is Making You Stupid</title>
		<link>http://www.thescrib.com/2013/05/01/8-ways-your-smartphone-is-making-you-stupid/</link>
		<comments>http://www.thescrib.com/2013/05/01/8-ways-your-smartphone-is-making-you-stupid/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 01 May 2013 11:33:34 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Marielle Pawson</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Remember those 90s romantic comedies where the young girl-next-door was engaged to that high-powered business guy who was always checking his pager and abandoning her at lunch to rush off to an important meeting with the Japanese? How can she be marrying that jerk-off? Well, everyone glued to their smartphone today is That Guy, except ]]></description>
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		<title>8 Teams To Hate: NHL Playoffs Cheat Sheet</title>
		<link>http://www.thescrib.com/2013/04/30/8-teams-to-hate-nhl-playoff-cheat-sheet/</link>
		<comments>http://www.thescrib.com/2013/04/30/8-teams-to-hate-nhl-playoff-cheat-sheet/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 30 Apr 2013 18:09:23 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jamil Karim</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[It’s late April and that generally means three things: You’re still coming down off an awesome 420, you’re about 4-5 episodes into Game of Thrones and you’re still not entirely sure what the hell is going on, and the NHL Playoffs are just about to get underway. Life is good. To get you prepped for ]]></description>
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		<title>Mad Men Recap: Season 6, Episode 5</title>
		<link>http://www.thescrib.com/2013/04/29/mad-men-recap-season-6-episode-5/</link>
		<comments>http://www.thescrib.com/2013/04/29/mad-men-recap-season-6-episode-5/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 29 Apr 2013 16:14:55 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Josh Triantafilou</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The shot that killed Dr. Martin Luther King echoes throughout each character&#8217;s life, inspiring reactions that give us a glimpse into their inner worlds. Some characters react with outrage. Some with trepidation. Some with sadness and sympathy. All hopefully realize that ketchup isn’t the most important thing in the world. Peggy The episode opens with ]]></description>
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		<title>Game of Thrones Recap: Season 3, Episode 5</title>
		<link>http://www.thescrib.com/2013/04/29/game-of-thrones-recap-season-3-episode-5/</link>
		<comments>http://www.thescrib.com/2013/04/29/game-of-thrones-recap-season-3-episode-5/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 29 Apr 2013 15:50:39 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Diana Frances</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Hey Throners! After last week’s dragon-a-palooza, I wasn’t surprised to see a more conversational episode that focused on scheming, plotting and a couple of hot tub scenes. Let’s get recapping shall we? Arya Stark The episode ‘Kissed by Fire’ starts with Thoros of Myr, the religious leader of the Brotherhood without Banners, praying hard and ]]></description>
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		<title>8 Horrible Truths Learned From The Walking Dead</title>
		<link>http://www.thescrib.com/2013/04/25/8-facts-about-the-zombie-apocalypse-we-can-learn-from-the-walking-dead/</link>
		<comments>http://www.thescrib.com/2013/04/25/8-facts-about-the-zombie-apocalypse-we-can-learn-from-the-walking-dead/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 25 Apr 2013 15:04:53 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ezra Black</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Let&#8217;s face it, the zombie genre is pretty tired and played out: “Oh no! Zombies are coming and they’re gonna eat your face off! And even if you do survive, you’ll have to roam the land of apocalypse, living off the scavenged scraps of Western civilization, hunkering down with a motley crew of survivors. Everyone ]]></description>
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		<title>Game of Thrones Recap: Season 3, Episode 4</title>
		<link>http://www.thescrib.com/2013/04/22/game-of-thrones-recap-season-3-episode-4/</link>
		<comments>http://www.thescrib.com/2013/04/22/game-of-thrones-recap-season-3-episode-4/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 22 Apr 2013 18:31:04 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Diana Frances</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Hello Throners! How about THAT final scene, huh? I have forgiven Danerys for all her whiney ‘Where are my dragons?’ nonsense of last season. She’s got dragons and knows how to use them. Let’s get started with the recap because this was an action packed episode. But first&#8230; Jaime &#38; Brienne ‘And Now His Watch ]]></description>
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		<title>Mad Men Recap: Season 6, Episode 4</title>
		<link>http://www.thescrib.com/2013/04/22/mad-men-recap-season-6-episode-4/</link>
		<comments>http://www.thescrib.com/2013/04/22/mad-men-recap-season-6-episode-4/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 22 Apr 2013 16:42:43 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Josh Triantafilou</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Hell is other people. Life’s a bitch. And Work sucks (even if you get to drink on the job). These are the gripes that fuel this week’s episode of Made Men: Joan This episode has Joan coaching her friend on the niceties of one night stands in addition to exercising her power as a partner ]]></description>
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		<title>52 Things: Answers</title>
		<link>http://www.thescrib.com/2013/04/16/52-things-answers/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 16 Apr 2013 15:45:28 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Joe Issid</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.thescrib.com/?p=5279</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[No idea what 52 Things is about? Click here for details. Depending on who you ask, I spent anywhere from 2 days to 2 weeks submerged in a bomb shelter in Beirut shortly after my birth in the late 1970s. It was such a memorable vacation that we returned in the mid-1980s and spent about a week ]]></description>
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		<title>Mad Men Recap: Season 6, Episode 3</title>
		<link>http://www.thescrib.com/2013/04/15/mad-men-recap-season-6-episode-3/</link>
		<comments>http://www.thescrib.com/2013/04/15/mad-men-recap-season-6-episode-3/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 15 Apr 2013 15:15:30 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Josh Triantafilou</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[People don’t feel betrayed if they believe your lies. This makes great copy for a fortune cookie, but we’ll leave that for another time. The episode in brief: Pete and Trudy reach an impasse. Peggy faces a dilemma. Megan is melancholic. Don is back at his old tricks. Pete The show opens with Pete and ]]></description>
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		<title>Game of Thrones Recap: Season 3, Episode 3</title>
		<link>http://www.thescrib.com/2013/04/15/game-of-thrones-recap-season-3-episode-3/</link>
		<comments>http://www.thescrib.com/2013/04/15/game-of-thrones-recap-season-3-episode-3/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 15 Apr 2013 14:41:12 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Diana Frances</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Welcome, Throners! This episode had a surprising amount of levity, which, in hindsight, merely served to lull us into a false sense of security before the final shocking scene. Hands up, who loved it? (Too soon, Jaime?) All right, let’s get this recap rolling. But first, a topless photo of Jon Snow. OK, now that&#8217;s ]]></description>
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		<title>Why Being Fat Still Matters</title>
		<link>http://www.thescrib.com/2013/04/11/why-being-fat-still-matters/</link>
		<comments>http://www.thescrib.com/2013/04/11/why-being-fat-still-matters/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 11 Apr 2013 16:17:29 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Joe Englert</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[At one point, the Internet had the promise of being the great educator, a free classroom for the world. But instead of cultivating free-thinking individualism, the web became just a clearing house for ED miracle cures, UFO apologists and Taylor Swift enablers. Everybody wants to be the same. That’s why, every day, some in-shape idiot ]]></description>
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		<title>Mad Men Recap: Season 6, Episodes 1 – 2</title>
		<link>http://www.thescrib.com/2013/04/08/mad-men-recap-season-6-episode-1/</link>
		<comments>http://www.thescrib.com/2013/04/08/mad-men-recap-season-6-episode-1/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 08 Apr 2013 15:46:16 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Josh Triantafilou</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The Season Six premiere opens with a doctor – Dr. Rosen, as the audience comes to know him – pumping a patient’s chest under the fading light of a New York City lobby ceiling. After a few brief pulses, the light fades out entirely. Death. Then paradise: Megan “Zou Bisou Bisou” Draper’s bikini-clad body radiating ]]></description>
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		<title>Game of Thrones Recap: Season 3, Episode 2</title>
		<link>http://www.thescrib.com/2013/04/08/game-of-thrones-recap-season-3-episode-2/</link>
		<comments>http://www.thescrib.com/2013/04/08/game-of-thrones-recap-season-3-episode-2/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 08 Apr 2013 15:02:44 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Diana Frances</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Ok, I know what you’re probably thinking. This episode was another slow one that involved a lot of characters walking and talking through pretty scenery with nary a boob or dragon to be seen. But, according to the producers, the set-up episodes are now out of the way and next week we’ll be treated to ]]></description>
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		<title>52 Things: Form a Band</title>
		<link>http://www.thescrib.com/2013/04/05/52-things-form-a-band/</link>
		<comments>http://www.thescrib.com/2013/04/05/52-things-form-a-band/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 05 Apr 2013 15:33:38 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Joe Issid</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.thescrib.com/?p=5169</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[No idea what 52 Things is about? Click here for details. Being in a band has gotten me laid all of once in my life. And I am not sure if it really counts; she had already committed to the deed before witnessing the musical abortion spill from my incapable hands. The bottle of Metaxa also helped. ]]></description>
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		<title>How To Be a Passive Aggressive Jerk</title>
		<link>http://www.thescrib.com/2013/04/04/how-to-be-a-passive-aggressive-jerk/</link>
		<comments>http://www.thescrib.com/2013/04/04/how-to-be-a-passive-aggressive-jerk/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 04 Apr 2013 16:18:10 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Josh Triantafilou</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Straight-up assholes are too literal to be effective trolls. They’re just assholes. Go to any flamewar on any major news publication to see this in action. They read like Donald Trump arguing with Donald Trump mediated by a five year old with a bad hangover. But round-about douchery is harder to deflect. It’s more subliminal. ]]></description>
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		<title>The Idiot’s Guide To Owning a Bar</title>
		<link>http://www.thescrib.com/2013/04/02/the-idiots-guide-to-owning-a-bar/</link>
		<comments>http://www.thescrib.com/2013/04/02/the-idiots-guide-to-owning-a-bar/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 02 Apr 2013 15:31:21 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Joe Englert</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Getting to drink from a magic, self-replenishing stash of Tall Boys is a nice perk. And so is knowing how not to tilt the house pinball machine. But why bother owning a bar if you can’t earn enough scratch to buy yourself a used fleet of Cadillacs or a fur coat for all seasons? To ]]></description>
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		<title>5 Technologies from Star Trek that Really Exist</title>
		<link>http://www.thescrib.com/2013/04/02/5-technologies-from-star-trek-that-really-exist/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 02 Apr 2013 14:19:58 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dixie Somers</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Nerds of the world unite! Over the years, Star Trek became synonymous with profoundly complex technology and the show often revolved around the fantasy of co-existing with these advances. Yet, just fifty years later, some of those very same technologies have crossed over the horizon and have begun to reshape the world. Here are five ]]></description>
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		<title>Game Of Thrones Recap: Season 3, Episode 1</title>
		<link>http://www.thescrib.com/2013/04/01/game-of-thrones-recap-season-3-episode-1/</link>
		<comments>http://www.thescrib.com/2013/04/01/game-of-thrones-recap-season-3-episode-1/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 01 Apr 2013 15:06:44 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Diana Frances</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Welcome Throners! Season 3 of Game of Thrones is finally here and the first episode opened with a massive heart-stopper. Ten long seconds of screams, sword clashes and a completely black screen that had me freaking out thinking my TV was broken. Thanks for the panic attack, guys. The episode introduced several new characters, plot ]]></description>
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		<title>8 Reasons Why It Sucks To Own A Bar</title>
		<link>http://www.thescrib.com/2013/03/26/8-reasons-why-it-sucks-to-own-a-bar/</link>
		<comments>http://www.thescrib.com/2013/03/26/8-reasons-why-it-sucks-to-own-a-bar/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 26 Mar 2013 16:17:03 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Joe Englert</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Last week, Joe Englert provided us with 8 reasons why it rocks to own a bar, confirming what we had all along suspected: owning a bar is the coolest thing. Ever. This week, he isn&#8217;t feeling quite so buoyant. Doesn’t Sam Malone on those Cheers reruns always seem to be having a shitload of fun? ]]></description>
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		<title>8 First World Problems for First World Assholes</title>
		<link>http://www.thescrib.com/2013/03/25/8-first-world-problems-for-first-world-assholes/</link>
		<comments>http://www.thescrib.com/2013/03/25/8-first-world-problems-for-first-world-assholes/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 25 Mar 2013 14:10:03 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Josh Triantafilou</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Are you well-fed, warm and employed yet strain to find things to groan about? Well, I often do. And not to brag, but I’m pretty good at complaining about made-up problems. Case in point: while on my lunch break the other day, I saw a homeless man eating a bowl of steaming penne rigate that ]]></description>
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		<title>[VIDEO] – Tell Us a Joke</title>
		<link>http://www.thescrib.com/2013/03/25/tell-us-a-joke/</link>
		<comments>http://www.thescrib.com/2013/03/25/tell-us-a-joke/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 25 Mar 2013 12:32:11 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Scrib Staff</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Back Room Comedy]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Matt Michaud and crew take to the streets of Montreal to hear some of the locals&#8217; favourite jokes. Things don&#8217;t exactly go as planned&#]]></description>
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		<title>[VIDEO] – A Guide To Becoming A Responsible Parent</title>
		<link>http://www.thescrib.com/2013/03/21/video-a-guide-to-becoming-a-responsible-parent/</link>
		<comments>http://www.thescrib.com/2013/03/21/video-a-guide-to-becoming-a-responsible-parent/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 22 Mar 2013 00:26:06 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Joe Issid</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Video]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[parenthood]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Looming parenthood can be daunting, especially if you&#8217;re twisted. Here are a few tips and tricks for getting ready for that first born. Drop these nasty habits, and you&#8217;re sure to become a great parent!]]></description>
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		<title>[VIDEO] – 30 Rock – The Best of Dot Com</title>
		<link>http://www.thescrib.com/2013/03/21/video-30-rock-the-best-of-dot-com/</link>
		<comments>http://www.thescrib.com/2013/03/21/video-30-rock-the-best-of-dot-com/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 22 Mar 2013 00:22:45 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Joe Issid</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[TV & Movies]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Video]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[30 Rock]]></category>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.thescrib.com/?p=5035</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Dot Com was gravely underappreciated]]></description>
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		<title>[VIDEO] – Archer – Best Insulting Nicknames</title>
		<link>http://www.thescrib.com/2013/03/21/video-archer-best-insulting-nicknames/</link>
		<comments>http://www.thescrib.com/2013/03/21/video-archer-best-insulting-nicknames/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 22 Mar 2013 00:13:28 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Joe Issid</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Some of the best and most insulting nicknames from Archer]]></description>
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		<title>8 Reasons Why It Rocks to Own a Bar</title>
		<link>http://www.thescrib.com/2013/03/20/8-reasons-why-it-rocks-to-own-a-bar/</link>
		<comments>http://www.thescrib.com/2013/03/20/8-reasons-why-it-rocks-to-own-a-bar/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 20 Mar 2013 15:07:25 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Joe Englert</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.thescrib.com/?p=5007</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Who the hell likes being a lawyer? And while we’re at it, who has any love working as a plumber, accountant, hit squad leader, arms dealer or proctologist? But wouldn&#8217;t everyone love owning a beer garden, tavern or gin joint? What’s not to like about owning a fully stocked bar, a Skee-ball machine, a constant ]]></description>
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		<title>52 Things: Overcome a Fear</title>
		<link>http://www.thescrib.com/2013/03/15/52-things-overcome-a-fear/</link>
		<comments>http://www.thescrib.com/2013/03/15/52-things-overcome-a-fear/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 15 Mar 2013 15:51:48 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Joe Issid</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[52 Things]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[fear of flying]]></category>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.thescrib.com/?p=4997</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[No idea what 52 Things is about? Click here for details. I have verbosely articulated my fear of flying elsewhere on this site. Allow me the priggish pleasure of quoting myself: I&#8217;m sure there are legions of people all over the world who openly talk about the crazy man that they sat next to on a flight ]]></description>
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		<title>[VIDEO] – My Creepy Brother</title>
		<link>http://www.thescrib.com/2013/03/14/video-my-creepy-brother/</link>
		<comments>http://www.thescrib.com/2013/03/14/video-my-creepy-brother/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 14 Mar 2013 15:05:44 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Joe Issid</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Video]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[brother in me]]></category>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.thescrib.com/?p=4993</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[The Brother In Me by chessclubcomedy]]></description>
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		<title>8 Reasons Why You Stopped Going to the Gym</title>
		<link>http://www.thescrib.com/2013/03/13/8-reasons-why-you-stopped-going-to-the-gym/</link>
		<comments>http://www.thescrib.com/2013/03/13/8-reasons-why-you-stopped-going-to-the-gym/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 13 Mar 2013 19:31:03 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Joe Englert</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Top 8 Lists]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[exercise]]></category>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.thescrib.com/?p=4946</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[From January 2nd through the 5th, you hit the weights harder than Lindsey Lohan smacking paparazzi outside a courtroom.  But, by week two of this New Year’s resolution, you started losing steam.  A lack of discipline prevented you from making Boot Camp or cross-training classes.  The only sit ups you executed lately have been when you leaned ]]></description>
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		<title>8 Life Lessons Learned From The News</title>
		<link>http://www.thescrib.com/2013/03/11/8-life-lessonslearned-from-the-news/</link>
		<comments>http://www.thescrib.com/2013/03/11/8-life-lessonslearned-from-the-news/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 11 Mar 2013 19:37:34 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ric Rags</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.thescrib.com/?p=4910</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Life can be a treacherous place. It&#8217;s full of dark corners and strangers in trench coats who promise you candy but deliver less than satisfactory results. In such strange times we need a place to turn for tips on how to circumvent the evils of the world. The question is who to turn to? Can we really ]]></description>
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		<title>[VIDEO] – Study Reveals Women’s Prison Deplorably Unsexy</title>
		<link>http://www.thescrib.com/2013/03/11/video-study-reveals-womens-prison-deplorably-unsexy/</link>
		<comments>http://www.thescrib.com/2013/03/11/video-study-reveals-womens-prison-deplorably-unsexy/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 11 Mar 2013 17:02:55 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Joe Issid</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Video]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[funny video]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[The Onion]]></category>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.thescrib.com/?p=4906</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Study Reveals Conditions In Women&#8217;s Prisons Deplorably Unsexy by The Onion]]></description>
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		<title>[VIDEO] – Cyanide &amp; Happiness – The Race</title>
		<link>http://www.thescrib.com/2013/03/11/video-cyanide-happiness-the-race/</link>
		<comments>http://www.thescrib.com/2013/03/11/video-cyanide-happiness-the-race/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 11 Mar 2013 16:58:12 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Joe Issid</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Video]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[(VIDEO) - Cyanide & Happiness]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Explosm]]></category>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.thescrib.com/?p=4902</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Cyanide &#38; Happiness &#8211; The Race by Explosm]]></description>
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		<title>[VIDEO] – Top Moments from 30 Rock</title>
		<link>http://www.thescrib.com/2013/03/11/video-top-moments-from-30-rock/</link>
		<comments>http://www.thescrib.com/2013/03/11/video-top-moments-from-30-rock/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 11 Mar 2013 16:52:08 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Joe Issid</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[TV & Movies]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Video]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[30 Rock]]></category>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.thescrib.com/?p=4898</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Watch Some Top Moments From &#8217;30 Rock&#8217; by WSJ Live]]></description>
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		<title>[VIDEO] – Cyanide &amp; Happiness – Repulsel</title>
		<link>http://www.thescrib.com/2013/03/11/video-cyanide-happiness-repulsel/</link>
		<comments>http://www.thescrib.com/2013/03/11/video-cyanide-happiness-repulsel/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 11 Mar 2013 16:34:57 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Joe Issid</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Video]]></category>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.thescrib.com/?p=4894</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Cyanide &#38; Happiness &#8211; Repulsel by Explosm]]></description>
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		<title>[VIDEO] – Animals – Two Roaches Talking</title>
		<link>http://www.thescrib.com/2013/03/05/video-animals-two-roaches-talking/</link>
		<comments>http://www.thescrib.com/2013/03/05/video-animals-two-roaches-talking/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 05 Mar 2013 16:09:50 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Scrib Staff</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://video.thescrib.com/?p=528</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Some roaches hanging out in the sewer, talking. By philmatarese]]></description>
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		<title>[VDEO] – How To Get Your Girlfriend To Dump You</title>
		<link>http://www.thescrib.com/2013/03/05/vdeo-how-to-get-your-girlfriend-to-dump-you/</link>
		<comments>http://www.thescrib.com/2013/03/05/vdeo-how-to-get-your-girlfriend-to-dump-you/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 05 Mar 2013 16:04:03 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Scrib Staff</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[If you really want your girlfriend to break up with you, just do this!]]></description>
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		<title>[VIDEO] – Cyanide &amp; Happiness – The Man Who Could Sit Anywhere</title>
		<link>http://www.thescrib.com/2013/03/05/video-cyanide-happiness-the-man-who-could-sit-anywhere/</link>
		<comments>http://www.thescrib.com/2013/03/05/video-cyanide-happiness-the-man-who-could-sit-anywhere/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 05 Mar 2013 15:58:45 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Scrib Staff</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://video.thescrib.com/?p=520</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Cyanide &#38; Happiness &#8211; The Man Who Could Sit Anywhere from the wizards at Explosm]]></description>
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		<title>[VIDEO] – Animals – Two Rats Talking</title>
		<link>http://www.thescrib.com/2013/03/05/video-animals-two-rats-talking/</link>
		<comments>http://www.thescrib.com/2013/03/05/video-animals-two-rats-talking/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 05 Mar 2013 17:21:37 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Joe Issid</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[humour]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.thescrib.com/?p=4326</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Two rats hanging out, shooting the shit. By philmatarese]]></description>
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		<title>[VIDEO] – Cyanide &amp; Happiness – Ted Bear</title>
		<link>http://www.thescrib.com/2013/03/05/video-cyanide-happiness-ted-bear/</link>
		<comments>http://www.thescrib.com/2013/03/05/video-cyanide-happiness-ted-bear/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 05 Mar 2013 17:02:19 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Scrib Staff</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.thescrib.com/?p=4298</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Ted Bear teaches you how to survive, against all odds. From the wizards at Explosm]]></description>
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		<title>3 Easy Ways To Deal With Your Midlife Crisis</title>
		<link>http://www.thescrib.com/2013/03/04/3-easy-ways-to-deal-with-your-midlife-crisis/</link>
		<comments>http://www.thescrib.com/2013/03/04/3-easy-ways-to-deal-with-your-midlife-crisis/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 04 Mar 2013 15:40:59 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Troy Alan</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Life Hacks]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[midlife crisis]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[porsche]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Happy 40th! If you are like most, your 20s were a haze of alcohol and regrettable sex, and your 30s were spent working overtime.  Then, you woke up to find 40 candles testing the structural integrity of your birthday cake.  Standing over that cake you can&#8217;t eat with friends you see once a year, it is ]]></description>
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		<title>[VIDEO] – Cyanide &amp; Happiness – Beer Run</title>
		<link>http://www.thescrib.com/2013/03/01/video-cyanide-happiness-beer-run/</link>
		<comments>http://www.thescrib.com/2013/03/01/video-cyanide-happiness-beer-run/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 01 Mar 2013 15:22:27 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Scrib Staff</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://video.thescrib.com/?p=509</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Cyanide &#38; Happiness &#8211; Beer Run. From the wizards at Explosm.net]]></description>
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		<title>[VIDEO] – Animals – Talking Horses</title>
		<link>http://www.thescrib.com/2013/03/01/video-animals-talking-horses/</link>
		<comments>http://www.thescrib.com/2013/03/01/video-animals-talking-horses/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 01 Mar 2013 15:19:38 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Scrib Staff</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Just two friendly horses catching up. From the folks at http://animalswebseries.com]]></description>
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		<title>52 Things: A Hallucinogenic Trip Through The Jungle</title>
		<link>http://www.thescrib.com/2013/03/01/52-things-a-hallucinogenic-trip-through-the-jungle/</link>
		<comments>http://www.thescrib.com/2013/03/01/52-things-a-hallucinogenic-trip-through-the-jungle/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 01 Mar 2013 14:31:25 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Richard McColl</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[No idea what 52 Things is about? Click here for details. Shaman Fernando called me forward, an ayahuasca virgin; I was to be the first victim. Blowing thick hues of blue cigar smoke onto my head, cleansing me, with his thumb he made the sign of the cross on the nape of my neck. Bowed forward I ]]></description>
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		<title>[VIDEO] – Undead Girls Gone Wild</title>
		<link>http://www.thescrib.com/2013/02/28/video-undead-girls-gone-wild/</link>
		<comments>http://www.thescrib.com/2013/02/28/video-undead-girls-gone-wild/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 28 Feb 2013 16:27:09 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Scrib Staff</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Undead Girls Gone Wild. Get ready to meet the girl of your screams. From the folks at www.ThesePeopleComedy.com]]></description>
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		<title>[VIDEO] – Cyanide &amp; Happiness – Waiting for the Bus</title>
		<link>http://www.thescrib.com/2013/02/28/video-cyanide-happiness-waiting-for-the-bus/</link>
		<comments>http://www.thescrib.com/2013/02/28/video-cyanide-happiness-waiting-for-the-bus/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 28 Feb 2013 16:24:05 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Scrib Staff</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Cyanide &#38; Happiness &#8211; Waiting For The Bus. From the wizards at Explosm.net]]></description>
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		<title>[VIDEO] – Cyanide &amp; Happiness – Barbershop Quartet</title>
		<link>http://www.thescrib.com/2013/02/28/video-cyanide-happiness-barbershop-quartet/</link>
		<comments>http://www.thescrib.com/2013/02/28/video-cyanide-happiness-barbershop-quartet/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 28 Feb 2013 16:19:59 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Scrib Staff</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Cyanide &#38; Happiness &#8211; Barbershop Quartet Hits On Girl From Taxi. From the wizards at Explosm.net]]></description>
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		<title>[VIDEO] – Welch’s Wine Banned Commercial</title>
		<link>http://www.thescrib.com/2013/02/28/video-welchs-wine-banned-commercial/</link>
		<comments>http://www.thescrib.com/2013/02/28/video-welchs-wine-banned-commercial/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 28 Feb 2013 16:16:31 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Scrib Staff</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://video.thescrib.com/?p=493</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[In 2013, Welch&#8217;s made a new wine with 100% alcohol. It was immediately discontinued, but not before they shot this commercial that never aired]]></description>
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		<title>[VIDEO] – Cyanide &amp; Happiness – Pigeon</title>
		<link>http://www.thescrib.com/2013/02/28/video-cyanide-happiness-pigeon/</link>
		<comments>http://www.thescrib.com/2013/02/28/video-cyanide-happiness-pigeon/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 28 Feb 2013 16:13:30 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Scrib Staff</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://video.thescrib.com/?p=490</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Cyanide &#38; Happiness &#8211; just another day in the park. From the wizards at Explosm.net]]></description>
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		<title>[VIDEO] – Why Facebook is Like Poop</title>
		<link>http://www.thescrib.com/2013/02/28/video-why-facebook-is-like-poop/</link>
		<comments>http://www.thescrib.com/2013/02/28/video-why-facebook-is-like-poop/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 28 Feb 2013 16:09:26 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Scrib Staff</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[A slightly more accurate Facebook commercial]]></description>
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		<title>How To Successfully Avoid Joining A Book Club</title>
		<link>http://www.thescrib.com/2013/02/28/how-to-successfully-avoid-joining-a-book-club/</link>
		<comments>http://www.thescrib.com/2013/02/28/how-to-successfully-avoid-joining-a-book-club/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 28 Feb 2013 15:38:08 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mary Wild</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Life Hacks]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Book clubs are more pervasive than poison ivy. I mean, could you sneeze without hitting a member of Oprah&#8217;s Book Club a few years ago? The very thought of them cause many sane people to itch. It’s hard to decline sincere, but often aggressive, invitations to join a book club and, once recruited, to not feel pressured ]]></description>
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		<title>8 Dating Tips You Can Learn From TV Characters</title>
		<link>http://www.thescrib.com/2013/02/26/8-dating-tips-you-can-learn-from-your-favourite-tv-characters/</link>
		<comments>http://www.thescrib.com/2013/02/26/8-dating-tips-you-can-learn-from-your-favourite-tv-characters/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 26 Feb 2013 16:06:05 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Kristen Lange</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[If you love TV as much as I do (that’s a lot, so I’ll leave the judging in your capable hands), you have spent a pretty sizable amount of time watching characters you love (or hate) fall victim to the perils of bad dating. While it’s usually fun to see those we find unbearable suffer ]]></description>
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		<title>[VIDEO] – The Mexican Gardner</title>
		<link>http://www.thescrib.com/2013/02/25/video-the-mexican-gardner/</link>
		<comments>http://www.thescrib.com/2013/02/25/video-the-mexican-gardner/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 25 Feb 2013 16:10:30 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Scrib Staff</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Watch this hilarious animated short about a misunderstanding between a man and his Mexican Gardner]]></description>
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		<title>[VIDEO] – Banned Zombie Commercial</title>
		<link>http://www.thescrib.com/2013/02/25/video-banned-zombie-commercial/</link>
		<comments>http://www.thescrib.com/2013/02/25/video-banned-zombie-commercial/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 25 Feb 2013 16:07:22 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Scrib Staff</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://video.thescrib.com/?p=477</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Is this the greatest commercial of all time]]></description>
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		<title>[VIDEO] – Old Jews Telling Jokes, “Definitely”</title>
		<link>http://www.thescrib.com/2013/02/25/video-old-jews-telling-jokes-definitely/</link>
		<comments>http://www.thescrib.com/2013/02/25/video-old-jews-telling-jokes-definitely/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 25 Feb 2013 15:53:50 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Scrib Staff</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://video.thescrib.com/?p=472</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Old Jews Telling Jokes: Dave Cohen, &#8220;Definitely&#]]></description>
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		<title>[VIDEO] – Amazing Beatboxing Goat</title>
		<link>http://www.thescrib.com/2013/02/25/video-amazing-beatboxing-goat/</link>
		<comments>http://www.thescrib.com/2013/02/25/video-amazing-beatboxing-goat/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 25 Feb 2013 15:50:53 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Scrib Staff</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://video.thescrib.com/?p=469</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Check out this beatboxing goat. The best 18 seconds you will spend all day]]></description>
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		<title>[VIDEO] – Old Jews Telling Jokes, “An Actor Out of Work”</title>
		<link>http://www.thescrib.com/2013/02/25/video-old-jews-telling-jokes-an-actor-out-of-work/</link>
		<comments>http://www.thescrib.com/2013/02/25/video-old-jews-telling-jokes-an-actor-out-of-work/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 25 Feb 2013 15:08:36 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Scrib Staff</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://video.thescrib.com/?p=462</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Arnie Finkel delights us with an original joke, &#8220;An Actor Out of Work&#]]></description>
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		<title>[VIDEO] – Really Dumb Ways to Die</title>
		<link>http://www.thescrib.com/2013/02/25/video-really-dumb-ways-to-die/</link>
		<comments>http://www.thescrib.com/2013/02/25/video-really-dumb-ways-to-die/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 25 Feb 2013 15:05:04 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Scrib Staff</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://video.thescrib.com/?p=459</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Safety song by the Australian train company Metro. Now that&#8217;s how you a safety video]]></description>
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		<title>[VIDEO] – 8 Most Annoying TV Characters</title>
		<link>http://www.thescrib.com/2013/02/25/video-8-most-loathsome-tv-characters-2/</link>
		<comments>http://www.thescrib.com/2013/02/25/video-8-most-loathsome-tv-characters-2/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 25 Feb 2013 05:27:09 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Scrib Staff</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[As a complement to our 8 Most Loathsome TV Characters article, we have decided to compile a visual list of the worst and most annoying characters in recent TV history. If you have any characters you would like to add, please do so in the &#8216;Have Your Say&#8217; section below. Enjoy!]]></description>
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		<title>[VIDEO] – A Tribute to the C-Word</title>
		<link>http://www.thescrib.com/2013/02/25/video-a-tribute-to-the-c-word-2/</link>
		<comments>http://www.thescrib.com/2013/02/25/video-a-tribute-to-the-c-word-2/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 25 Feb 2013 05:25:19 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Scrib Staff</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Admit it, everyone loves a dirty word. We use them daily, if not hourly. We embrace them to the point of converting them into terms of great endearment. So, how about a short video featuring one of the dirtiest words around. Here is our humble tribute]]></description>
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		<title>[VIDEO] – How Single Guys Spend Valentine’s Day</title>
		<link>http://www.thescrib.com/2013/02/25/video-how-single-guys-spend-valentines-day/</link>
		<comments>http://www.thescrib.com/2013/02/25/video-how-single-guys-spend-valentines-day/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 25 Feb 2013 05:23:59 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Scrib Staff</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Do you have a special someone with whom you can spend this sacred day? If not, I am sure one of your buddies can step in]]></description>
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		<title>[VIDEO] – Back To The Future In 60 Seconds</title>
		<link>http://www.thescrib.com/2013/02/25/video-back-to-the-future-in-60-seconds-2/</link>
		<comments>http://www.thescrib.com/2013/02/25/video-back-to-the-future-in-60-seconds-2/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 25 Feb 2013 05:19:37 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Scrib Staff</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://video.thescrib.com/?p=440</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Hilarious animated re-enactment of the classic Michael J Fox flick, Back to the Future]]></description>
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		<title>[VIDEO] – Staggering Facts About Morgan Freeman</title>
		<link>http://www.thescrib.com/2013/02/25/video-staggering-facts-about-morgan-freeman/</link>
		<comments>http://www.thescrib.com/2013/02/25/video-staggering-facts-about-morgan-freeman/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 25 Feb 2013 05:18:15 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Scrib Staff</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://video.thescrib.com/?p=437</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Morgan Freeman was born in 1937. He narrated his own birth]]></description>
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		<title>[VIDEO] – Intense Beard Competition</title>
		<link>http://www.thescrib.com/2013/02/25/video-intense-beard-competition-2/</link>
		<comments>http://www.thescrib.com/2013/02/25/video-intense-beard-competition-2/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 25 Feb 2013 05:15:55 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Scrib Staff</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://video.thescrib.com/?p=433</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Witness these men with impressive facial hair prepare for an intense beard competition]]></description>
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		<title>[VIDEO] – 100 Terrible Pick-up Lines</title>
		<link>http://www.thescrib.com/2013/02/25/video-100-terrible-pick-up-lines-2/</link>
		<comments>http://www.thescrib.com/2013/02/25/video-100-terrible-pick-up-lines-2/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 25 Feb 2013 00:14:42 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Scrib Staff</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Is that a banana in your pocket or do you just need intensive therapy]]></description>
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		<title>[VIDEO] – Old Timey Dancers Grooving to Daft Punk</title>
		<link>http://www.thescrib.com/2013/02/25/video-old-timey-dancers-grooving-to-daft-punk-2/</link>
		<comments>http://www.thescrib.com/2013/02/25/video-old-timey-dancers-grooving-to-daft-punk-2/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 25 Feb 2013 00:08:37 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Scrib Staff</dc:creator>
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		<title>Can Watching The Oscars Make You a Happier Person?</title>
		<link>http://www.thescrib.com/2013/02/24/what-the-oscars-teach-us-about-ourselves/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 24 Feb 2013 13:55:57 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Joe Issid</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[All human perception is governed by context; your tongue turned upside down would not recognise your own mouth. A lack of trust in your context can be very damaging and, potentially, a great cause of anxiety. To be governed by it is the natural order of things and to trust it is not only warming but really quite necessary. As such, we ]]></description>
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		<title>52 Things: Throw an Epic House Party</title>
		<link>http://www.thescrib.com/2013/02/22/52-things-throw-an-epic-house-party/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 22 Feb 2013 15:33:11 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Joe Issid</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[No idea what 52 Things is about? Click here for details. My first exposure to French Canadian culture came shortly after I moved to Quebec in the mid-90s. I got a menial job at a local music store (CDs not guitars), for which I performed humiliating jobs and was duly rewarded $6.40 for each hour that I ]]></description>
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		<title>8 Annoying Things That Annoying People Do</title>
		<link>http://www.thescrib.com/2013/02/20/8-annoying-things-that-annoying-people-do/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 20 Feb 2013 15:26:02 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Josh Triantafilou</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Do you ever notice that people who aren’t you do things that annoy you? Me too. Since I am the foremost expert on things that irritate me, I’ve decided to compile a list on the subject. What follows are eight behaviours that really get my goat. 8. Walking Inexcusably Slowly If you’re impeded by some ]]></description>
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		<title>8 Ways a Man Can Prepare for Married Life</title>
		<link>http://www.thescrib.com/2013/02/18/8-ways-a-man-can-prepare-for-married-life/</link>
		<comments>http://www.thescrib.com/2013/02/18/8-ways-a-man-can-prepare-for-married-life/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 18 Feb 2013 16:51:33 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>John Stanco</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[So your girlfriend threatened to leave you unless you buy her the biggest engagement ring you could find and drop down to one knee. You caved. Now what? You don&#8217;t know the first thing about married life. If it&#8217;s anything like your parent&#8217;s marriage, you&#8217;d rather shoot yourself in the head and get it over with. ]]></description>
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		<title>52 Things: Smoke</title>
		<link>http://www.thescrib.com/2013/02/15/52-things-smoke/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 15 Feb 2013 16:18:27 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Joe Issid</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.thescrib.com/?p=3803</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[No idea what 52 Things is about? Click here for details. Not to get all numerically fancy on you (again), but there are three types of people in our world: Smokers Non-smokers Former smokers As a Number 1, you get along with Numbers 2s quite well; they rarely begrudge your decisions and long ago dropped the fight ]]></description>
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		<title>5 Reasons Why HBO’s Girls is the Best and Worst Show on TV</title>
		<link>http://www.thescrib.com/2013/02/13/5-reasons-why-hbos-girls-is-the-best-and-worst-show-on-tv/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 13 Feb 2013 16:10:55 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dewey Musante</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Everyone hates hipsters. Even hipsters hate hipsters. Lena Dunham’s Girls is about hipsters. Ergo, everyone should hate Girls. Right? If only it were so simple. Reactions to the hit HBO show have been split down the middle, with the hipster taint lovers on one side and the holier-than-thou haters on the other. Just Google “Lena Dunham” or “Girls review” ]]></description>
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		<title>Top 8 Harlem Shake Videos</title>
		<link>http://www.thescrib.com/2013/02/12/top-8-harlem-shake-videos/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 12 Feb 2013 19:43:17 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Scrib Staff</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[And just like that, the Harlem Shake was born. Like an inverse Kaiser Söze, it suddenly appeared and no one knows how and from where it emerged. Years from now, we will only dare talk of it in hushed tones. Rather than scream and flail our arms, we thought we would&#8230;well, scream and flail our ]]></description>
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		<title>8 Types of People You Encounter on Valentine’s Day</title>
		<link>http://www.thescrib.com/2013/02/12/8-types-of-people-you-encounter-on-valentines-day/</link>
		<comments>http://www.thescrib.com/2013/02/12/8-types-of-people-you-encounter-on-valentines-day/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 12 Feb 2013 16:03:58 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Joel Stice</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Perhaps no other day creates such bitterness and sadness in some and joy and zest for the future in others as the dreaded V-day. Blame Hallmark, blame that little bastard Cupid, but one thing is almost certain about February 14th: it makes people act incredibly weird.  Interact with the rest of society on Valentine’s Day and ]]></description>
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		<title>52 Things: Own A 2-Door Car</title>
		<link>http://www.thescrib.com/2013/02/08/52-things-own-a-2-door-car/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 08 Feb 2013 14:42:16 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Joe Issid</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.thescrib.com/?p=3726</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[No idea what 52 Things is about? Click here for details. &#160; Few things are as impractical as a coupe. And that is 79% of the reason why I drive one. In reality, there are three types of people who drive 2-door cars: Super rich people who use them as toys; People who accidentally had a kid ]]></description>
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		<title>How To Rock a Tiara Like a Princess</title>
		<link>http://www.thescrib.com/2013/02/06/does-the-hairspray-go-on-before-the-tiara/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 06 Feb 2013 14:31:04 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mari Helen Bohen</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[So Kate and Will are going to have the Baby of the Year this summer. I’ve read that they’re not employing a full-time nanny and are going to be normal “hands-on” parents. Stop it. Normal, hands‐on parents worry about how to pay for the buffet. They never worry about which tiara to wear to the ]]></description>
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		<title>8 Beliefs That Make Us All Dirty Racists</title>
		<link>http://www.thescrib.com/2013/02/04/8-ways-that-western-media-influences-our-view-of-the-world/</link>
		<comments>http://www.thescrib.com/2013/02/04/8-ways-that-western-media-influences-our-view-of-the-world/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 04 Feb 2013 14:54:49 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ryan Douglass</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Russell Peters discusses Western media and race As an American citizen who’s been privileged enough to attend an international school outside the melting pot, I&#8217;ve been able to uncover truths about citizens of various countries and determine whether or not the stereotypes western media raised me to believe are true. Turns out, they are. All of ]]></description>
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		<title>Why True Romantics Will Die Alone</title>
		<link>http://www.thescrib.com/2013/01/31/why-true-romantics-will-die-alone/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 01 Feb 2013 01:25:25 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Troy Alan</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[In a time before advertising, the term “romantic” implied action – rebels rising to the moment and embracing destiny; slaves freed by the power of their own hearts; artists placing mastery above the demands of a temporal world.  A soul reaching out for eternity was the purest expression of love.  In other words: pure romance.  ]]></description>
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		<title>How to Be A Troll In Real Life</title>
		<link>http://www.thescrib.com/2013/01/30/how-to-enrich-the-conversational-repertoire-of-total-strangers/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 30 Jan 2013 15:10:12 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Josh Triantafilou</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Oftentimes, people find themselves in the midst of a conversation without anything to talk about. All the usual topics of small-talk have been exhausted and any common interests have been belaboured to death. Usually, this is a good time for an anecdote. Preferably something out of the ordinary: man bites dog sort of stuff. Unfortunately ]]></description>
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		<title>10 Surefire Ways To Raise a Pro Athlete</title>
		<link>http://www.thescrib.com/2013/01/28/how-to-build-an-athletic-super-kid/</link>
		<comments>http://www.thescrib.com/2013/01/28/how-to-build-an-athletic-super-kid/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 28 Jan 2013 16:11:16 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Joe Englert</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Its may be hard to imagine at this very moment but someday you will be a father or mother to some unfortunate soul. And just let me be the first to inform you…children, my friend, are a Gift From God.  However, if they are great at sports they are a much easier present to digest. ]]></description>
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		<title>52 Things: Financial Recklessness</title>
		<link>http://www.thescrib.com/2013/01/25/52-things-financial-recklessness/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 25 Jan 2013 16:44:57 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Joe Issid</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[No idea what 52 Things is about? Click here for details. The prudent decision would have been to eschew the trip to Atlantic City and show up to work in the morning. But, seriously, what 25 year-old behaves rationally? (I am still searching for an excuse for the 30 year-old who accompanied me). With a grand total ]]></description>
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		<title>The 8 Stages of A Corporate Internship</title>
		<link>http://www.thescrib.com/2013/01/23/8-worst-things-about-internships/</link>
		<comments>http://www.thescrib.com/2013/01/23/8-worst-things-about-internships/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 23 Jan 2013 14:47:09 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Joseph Hershkowitz</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[It is generally expected that when one leaves college, one goes onto gainful employment and begins a career path that eventually leads to jets, houses made of gold, and a pet a tiger. In today&#8217;s economy, however, it may be necessary to take an apprenticeship of sorts to gain experience to make one&#8217;s self more ]]></description>
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		<title>8 Types of Women’s Farts And What they Reveal About Her Mood</title>
		<link>http://www.thescrib.com/2013/01/22/8-types-of-fart-and-what-they-tell-us-about-her-mood/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 22 Jan 2013 14:46:20 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Shehzad Popat</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Since the beginning of time, men have understood little about women. Case in point, over 90% of conversations I&#8217;ve ever had with my fiancée end with me thinking either, “what the fuck just happened?” or “what the fuck did I do?” or “ what the fuck does she want from me?”  Us men, as logical, human creatures, ]]></description>
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		<title>52 Things: This Round’s On Me</title>
		<link>http://www.thescrib.com/2013/01/18/52-things-this-round-is-on-me/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 18 Jan 2013 15:38:23 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Joe Issid</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[No idea what 52 Things is about? Click here for details. I’m not ashamed to admit that many of my life’s greatest moments have loosely involved – or, at times, entirely revolved around – alcohol. First kiss: quart of vodka (now, you must surely be thinking: he was either a) really old when he finally kissed a ]]></description>
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		<title>8 Ways To Cheat On Your Wife (And Not Get Caught)</title>
		<link>http://www.thescrib.com/2013/01/17/8-ways-to-successfully-cheat-on-your-partner/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 17 Jan 2013 16:54:21 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dennis Williams</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[To live a successful double life requires the charisma of James Bond and the escapability of the Roadrunner. As with all things in life, there are good ways and bad ways to achieve your goals. Just so you know, The Scrib does not encourage any cheating or infidelity of any kind; but, we also hate ]]></description>
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		<title>52 Things: Spontaneous Travel</title>
		<link>http://www.thescrib.com/2013/01/11/52-things-spontaneous-travel/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 11 Jan 2013 15:46:57 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Joe Issid</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[No idea what 52 Things is about? Click here for details. When I was 21 and living in Montreal, I walked into a travel agency (yes, they existed back then) and purchased a one-way ticket to London, England. Having roots in the UK, my natural urge was to return whenever I was feeling particularly frisky ]]></description>
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		<title>8 Reasons Not To Go To College</title>
		<link>http://www.thescrib.com/2013/01/07/8-ways-to-convince-your-child-not-to-go-to-college/</link>
		<comments>http://www.thescrib.com/2013/01/07/8-ways-to-convince-your-child-not-to-go-to-college/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 07 Jan 2013 16:15:03 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Joe Englert</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Let’s be honest. I have boats to buy and country clubs to join. I can’t believe the kid is graduating high school and actually wants me to pay for his college education. To avoid this crushing financial blow, I have been sending him hints – some as subtle as sledge hammers to the head, others ]]></description>
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		<title>The 10 Best Book Covers Of All Time</title>
		<link>http://www.thescrib.com/2013/01/03/judging-a-book-by-its-cover/</link>
		<comments>http://www.thescrib.com/2013/01/03/judging-a-book-by-its-cover/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 03 Jan 2013 22:11:50 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ronan Cray</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.thescrib.com/?p=3364</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Go ahead. Judge a book by its cover. If the name on the spine didn&#8217;t sell you, why spend more time on it? You have to leave time to READ the book, so the less time spent in the store, the better. Ever your humble servant, I spent thirty seconds of my own to recommend ten ]]></description>
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		<title>52 Things To Achieve Before Having a Child</title>
		<link>http://www.thescrib.com/2013/01/02/52-things-to-achieve-before-having-a-child/</link>
		<comments>http://www.thescrib.com/2013/01/02/52-things-to-achieve-before-having-a-child/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 03 Jan 2013 03:05:23 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Joe Issid</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.thescrib.com/?p=3335</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Clearly, I do not have children. Not even the one. Ergo, I can smugly write about the joyous freedoms that my circumstance affords me. Despite a shackling mortgage and associated expenses committed to keeping said property dry, much of my existence revolves around me. And my wife. And, to be frank, little else. But the ]]></description>
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		<title>20 Relationship Resolutions</title>
		<link>http://www.thescrib.com/2012/12/31/20-reasonable-relationship-resolutions/</link>
		<comments>http://www.thescrib.com/2012/12/31/20-reasonable-relationship-resolutions/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 31 Dec 2012 15:14:18 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Diana Frances</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.thescrib.com/?p=3315</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[There are plenty of New Year&#8217;s resolutions you could make to improve your life, but if someone has chosen to mate with you, then you aren’t total crap. So why not make some reasonable relationship resolutions that you can actually accomplish? You may not lose ten pounds, have RRSP’s or be any less of a ]]></description>
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		<title>Why Christmas in England is the Worst</title>
		<link>http://www.thescrib.com/2012/12/24/why-christmas-in-england-is-the-worst/</link>
		<comments>http://www.thescrib.com/2012/12/24/why-christmas-in-england-is-the-worst/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 24 Dec 2012 15:54:14 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mat Growcott</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.thescrib.com/?p=3307</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Christmas is almost upon us again and that means the next couple of days are going to be filled with a mix of quiet annoyance, occasional bursts of concentrated joy and large quantities of strong alcohol. Although the celebrations are different the world over, there are common traits through which we all have to suffer. ]]></description>
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		<title>The 5 Most Badass TV Characters</title>
		<link>http://www.thescrib.com/2012/12/19/the-most-useful-tv-characters-in-a-post-apocalyptic-world/</link>
		<comments>http://www.thescrib.com/2012/12/19/the-most-useful-tv-characters-in-a-post-apocalyptic-world/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 19 Dec 2012 16:15:42 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Josh Triantafilou</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.thescrib.com/?p=3294</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[With the end of days a constant fear, I think it would be wise to look back at our lazy television-gawking lives in order to salvage what usefulness we can. Scattered throughout the dense ore of this decadent, lackadaisical inanity are a few gems that will be beneficial in the coming post-apocalyptic world. These are ]]></description>
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		<title>How To Be A Good Troll</title>
		<link>http://www.thescrib.com/2012/12/17/how-to-be-jerk-on-a-message-board/</link>
		<comments>http://www.thescrib.com/2012/12/17/how-to-be-jerk-on-a-message-board/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 17 Dec 2012 17:27:11 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Rob Nardecchia</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.thescrib.com/?p=3267</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[We encounter these people every day yet they never fail to rankle us. So, how do they do it? Let us try and show you. Here are 8 ways on how to be a good troll. 8. Don’t read the article You can’t fake stupid. Either you’re born with it or you’re hit over the ]]></description>
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		<title>How To Make Children’s Cough Syrup Taste Better</title>
		<link>http://www.thescrib.com/2012/12/10/innovative-ideas-for-childrens-cough-syrup/</link>
		<comments>http://www.thescrib.com/2012/12/10/innovative-ideas-for-childrens-cough-syrup/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 10 Dec 2012 15:58:42 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Josh Triantafilou</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.thescrib.com/?p=3247</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Some people think that children should be exposed to as little narcotic medicine as possible, cold medicine such as NyQuil being a prime example. Others argue that illness can subtract valuable time from school and that because of this medicine is necessary (taken according to appropriate instructions, of course.) I tend to agree with the latter camp. ]]></description>
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		<title>5 Tips on How To Be More Appealing to Men</title>
		<link>http://www.thescrib.com/2012/12/03/how-to-be-more-appealing-to-men/</link>
		<comments>http://www.thescrib.com/2012/12/03/how-to-be-more-appealing-to-men/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 03 Dec 2012 22:23:21 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>A.D. Arena</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.thescrib.com/?p=3224</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[There comes a time in every girl’s life when she has been caught looking, smelling, or acting less than womanly. And, having been a frequent victim of this embarrassment, I wanted to try and help fellow women out there become more awesome and desirable. This may take some dedication…which is something no girl is fond ]]></description>
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		<title>Is the Mullet Making a Comeback?</title>
		<link>http://www.thescrib.com/2012/11/28/the-legend-lives-long-in-the-back-anyway/</link>
		<comments>http://www.thescrib.com/2012/11/28/the-legend-lives-long-in-the-back-anyway/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 28 Nov 2012 21:31:55 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>James Burt</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[hairstyle]]></category>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.thescrib.com/?p=3160</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Argentina has long been the great sponge of the Americas, soaking up the remnants of human creation. Tangos, gothic architecture, revolutionary politics, fanny packs, and the Rolling Stones’ career after 1972 have all enjoyed an extended life in the great South American republic after their demise in the North. In a sense, Argentina has become ]]></description>
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		<title>A Look Back At Social Media</title>
		<link>http://www.thescrib.com/2012/11/27/a-retrospective-view-of-social-media/</link>
		<comments>http://www.thescrib.com/2012/11/27/a-retrospective-view-of-social-media/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 27 Nov 2012 21:24:24 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Josh Triantafilou</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[facebook]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[google]]></category>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.thescrib.com/?p=3186</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Ten years ago the idea of logging on to a website to see what people with whom you haven’t spoken in as many years are doing on a daily basis would be considered a bit odd—a little creepy, in fact. Now, it’s de rigueur to open up Facebook and be inundated with the details of ]]></description>
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		<title>8 Pros and Cons of Long Distance Relationships</title>
		<link>http://www.thescrib.com/2012/11/26/8-pros-and-cons-of-a-long-distance-relationship/</link>
		<comments>http://www.thescrib.com/2012/11/26/8-pros-and-cons-of-a-long-distance-relationship/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 26 Nov 2012 15:16:48 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Diana Frances</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.thescrib.com/?p=3168</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Good news! You met someone that makes you tingly in your bathing suit area! Bad news! You met them on vacation, at a work conference, or Chat Roulette and now you have to decide if you want to commit to a long distance relationship. Take it from me, a girl from Vancouver who met a ]]></description>
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		<title>8 Lies Parents Tell Their Kids</title>
		<link>http://www.thescrib.com/2012/11/19/8-lies-parents-tell-their-children/</link>
		<comments>http://www.thescrib.com/2012/11/19/8-lies-parents-tell-their-children/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 19 Nov 2012 16:09:02 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Beth Lassaline</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.thescrib.com/?p=3117</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[The older I get it, the more I realise that my parents were liars&#8230;and probably still are.  For longer than I care to admit, I truly believed that a guru was a person that could fit into a tiny little box, or that if I didn&#8217;t eat my crusts I would develop a hump on ]]></description>
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		<title>8 Things You Do Better When Drunk</title>
		<link>http://www.thescrib.com/2012/11/19/8-things-that-drunk-people-do-better/</link>
		<comments>http://www.thescrib.com/2012/11/19/8-things-that-drunk-people-do-better/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 19 Nov 2012 14:49:20 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Kristin Peterson</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.thescrib.com/?p=3091</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[There is no better friend than the one who insists you take a cab home after you drink all of their wine and the rest of their holiday port. Friends do not let friends drive drunk. True dat. I can attest to having one of the best friends in the world:  she literally pushed me into a cab ]]></description>
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		<title>How to be The Best Maid of Honor Ever</title>
		<link>http://www.thescrib.com/2012/11/14/how-to-be-a-kick-ass-maid-of-honour/</link>
		<comments>http://www.thescrib.com/2012/11/14/how-to-be-a-kick-ass-maid-of-honour/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 14 Nov 2012 22:07:19 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Annie Thomas</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.thescrib.com/?p=3006</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Naturally, you said yes. It would be an absolute privilege to represent your bestie on the most important day of her life. As the name states: an honour. Or is it? Firsthand experience has taught many future missuses that planning a wedding is a lot like going to war. And history has taught us that it is ]]></description>
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		<title>8 Worst Album Covers Of All Time</title>
		<link>http://www.thescrib.com/2012/11/12/top-8-ridiculous-album-covers/</link>
		<comments>http://www.thescrib.com/2012/11/12/top-8-ridiculous-album-covers/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 12 Nov 2012 17:39:07 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Sean Weber</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.thescrib.com/?p=3048</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Sometimes, a Top 8 list is just too short. Restricting ourselves to such a number was incredibly difficult. Nevertheless, we think you will be suitably horrified. 8. George Harrison, All Things Must Pass I, like many, have the utmost respect for George Harrison and the Beatles, and “If Not for You” is one of my favorite songs. ]]></description>
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		<title>How To Be A Man</title>
		<link>http://www.thescrib.com/2012/11/08/how-to-be-a-man/</link>
		<comments>http://www.thescrib.com/2012/11/08/how-to-be-a-man/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 08 Nov 2012 14:07:27 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ronan Cray</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[bear a son]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[build a house]]></category>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.thescrib.com/?p=3038</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[There&#8217;s an old Swedish saying that lays out three steps on how to become a man. Bear a son, build a house, plant a tree. In the old days, a son meant your family line continued, a house meant you owned the land you worked, and a tree meant you aimed to stay there. Now ]]></description>
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		<title>How To Enjoy Las Vegas With No Money</title>
		<link>http://www.thescrib.com/2012/11/05/the-broke-travelers-guide-to-vegas/</link>
		<comments>http://www.thescrib.com/2012/11/05/the-broke-travelers-guide-to-vegas/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 05 Nov 2012 15:13:48 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Corey Lof</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[broke]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[casinos]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[gambling]]></category>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.thescrib.com/?p=3010</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Let’s get one thing straight: If you do not have money you should not go to Vegas. Plain and simple. Vegas is for people with money who don’t get enough enjoyment out of simply running it through the shredder at home. It is no place for the broke traveler. But, if you happen to be on ]]></description>
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		<title>Yelp Reviews by Famous Characters: Satan</title>
		<link>http://www.thescrib.com/2012/10/30/yelp-reviews-by-satan/</link>
		<comments>http://www.thescrib.com/2012/10/30/yelp-reviews-by-satan/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 31 Oct 2012 04:28:35 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Sean O'Connell</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#160; Yelp Reviews by Satan. Apple Store Categories: Electronics, Computers Five Stars AMAZING! I got so many good ideas from this place! A group of people that tell you the very expensive electronic device you bought less than a year ago is useless and you need to buy the latest model! I LOVE IT! I ]]></description>
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		<title>Is Social Media Ruining Your High School Reunion?</title>
		<link>http://www.thescrib.com/2012/10/29/how-social-media-is-making-your-high-school-reunion-even-more-awkward/</link>
		<comments>http://www.thescrib.com/2012/10/29/how-social-media-is-making-your-high-school-reunion-even-more-awkward/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 29 Oct 2012 13:41:06 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jenny Yuen</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[facebook]]></category>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.thescrib.com/?p=2908</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[It’s a really weird feeling to be hugged by a group of women who tormented you two decades ago. The name-calling, the exclusion, the cliques – all those things seem to be water under the bridge as 30-year-olds embrace for the first time since grade 8. I’m able to let bygones be bygones because I’ve ]]></description>
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		<title>8 Things Your Doctor Secretly Wishes He Could Say To You</title>
		<link>http://www.thescrib.com/2012/10/25/8-things-your-doctor-wishes-he-could-say-to-you/</link>
		<comments>http://www.thescrib.com/2012/10/25/8-things-your-doctor-wishes-he-could-say-to-you/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 25 Oct 2012 21:33:31 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>E.B. Zachary</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.thescrib.com/?p=2941</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Scrib contributor E.B. Zachary feels the need to get some things off his chest. I suggest we let him. He cuts people. Legally. 8. You&#8217;re not a f^%#%&#38;g doctor Seriously, stop using WebMD to diagnose yourself. I weep for the days when patients knew nothing and just accepted a doctor&#8217;s word as infallible.  Do you ]]></description>
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		<title>8 (Excellent) Reasons To Watch NBC’s Community</title>
		<link>http://www.thescrib.com/2012/10/25/8-reasons-why-you-should-be-watching-community/</link>
		<comments>http://www.thescrib.com/2012/10/25/8-reasons-why-you-should-be-watching-community/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 25 Oct 2012 12:54:43 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ilona Lesznik</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[As we impatiently wait for Season 4 of Community to air, here are 8 reasons why you should join the small army of loyal fans: 8. Jim Rash Or should I say, Academy Award Winner Jim Rash. 7. Spanish Rap Enough said. 6.Theme Episodes This show has done it all, from Pulp Fiction to paintball ]]></description>
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		<title>How To Survive A Very, Very Bad Roommate</title>
		<link>http://www.thescrib.com/2012/10/24/a-guide-to-surviving-the-roommate-from-hell/</link>
		<comments>http://www.thescrib.com/2012/10/24/a-guide-to-surviving-the-roommate-from-hell/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 24 Oct 2012 13:46:40 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Stephanie Smith</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[bad roommate]]></category>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.thescrib.com/?p=2906</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Let me start by saying that your survival is dependent on this story. Yes. What I am about to relay could happen to you. You: a wide-eyed, well-traveled, but admittedly sheltered youth. Full of hopes and dreams, you&#8217;re moving to the big city to be a writer. Sounds  romantic, sounds cute. Sounds like an episode ]]></description>
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		<title>Yelp Reviews by Famous Characters: Holden Caulfield</title>
		<link>http://www.thescrib.com/2012/10/23/holden-on-yelp/</link>
		<comments>http://www.thescrib.com/2012/10/23/holden-on-yelp/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 23 Oct 2012 13:31:57 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Sean O'Connell</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.thescrib.com/?p=2909</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Yelp Reviews by Holden Caulfield. The London Candy Company Category: Specialty Food Three Stars I walked into the store by accident if ya must know but there was this little kid having a helluva of a time trying to reach something called a &#8220;Dooley Snack Bar.&#8221; I didn&#8217;t know what the hell that was but ]]></description>
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		<title>8 Things to do During the NHL Lockout</title>
		<link>http://www.thescrib.com/2012/10/22/8-things-to-do-during-the-nhl-lockout-2/</link>
		<comments>http://www.thescrib.com/2012/10/22/8-things-to-do-during-the-nhl-lockout-2/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 22 Oct 2012 13:50:12 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Joe Issid</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Top 8 Lists]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[humour]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[NHL lockout]]></category>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.thescrib.com/?p=2899</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[For those of you outside of Canada who, by definition, don’t give a damn about hockey, you can perform these tasks any time. For our Canadian readers, your friends at The Scrib have compiled a few things that you can do to otherwise occupy your singularly-obsessed minds. 8. Play the Mustache TV Game Just watch ]]></description>
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		<title>8 Signs That You Are A Lazy Person</title>
		<link>http://www.thescrib.com/2012/10/18/8-daily-chores-that-you-are-too-lazy-to-perform/</link>
		<comments>http://www.thescrib.com/2012/10/18/8-daily-chores-that-you-are-too-lazy-to-perform/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 18 Oct 2012 13:45:33 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Joe Issid</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[lazy person]]></category>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.thescrib.com/?p=2832</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[No matter how lazy you are, you resent anyone who accuses you of such. Rare is the man who will wilfully nod his head and resolutely admit to being an apathetic bastard. There is always a catch behind the perception that will trigger a vocal defense. I choose not to clean my ears because the ]]></description>
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		<title>How To Be An Awesome Parent</title>
		<link>http://www.thescrib.com/2012/10/16/how-not-to-mess-up-your-kid/</link>
		<comments>http://www.thescrib.com/2012/10/16/how-not-to-mess-up-your-kid/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 16 Oct 2012 15:10:22 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Wesley Adams</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[children]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[parents]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.thescrib.com/?p=2817</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[If you take a look around your average North American neighbourhood, it would seem that Western society is evolving into one that seeks to eliminate all forms of pain, discomfort and confrontation. And the odd cruelty of this desire to be better is that we are, ironically, negatively impacting the same society we ostensibly want ]]></description>
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		<title>How To Pick Up A Girl in A Bar</title>
		<link>http://www.thescrib.com/2012/10/12/the-ultimate-guide-to-picking-up-in-a-club/</link>
		<comments>http://www.thescrib.com/2012/10/12/the-ultimate-guide-to-picking-up-in-a-club/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 12 Oct 2012 12:38:40 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Justin Biehl</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Sex & Dating]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[bars]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[dating]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Girls]]></category>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.thescrib.com/?p=2807</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Your friends will pump your tires, telling you how easy it is to meet a woman; that being single is awesome and the world is your oyster. So you go to a tavern, or a discotheque, and politely approach a couple of attractive women. You smile, introduce yourself and ask how their nights are going ]]></description>
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		<title>8 Important Tips for Online Dating</title>
		<link>http://www.thescrib.com/2012/10/11/8-vital-tips-for-online-dating/</link>
		<comments>http://www.thescrib.com/2012/10/11/8-vital-tips-for-online-dating/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 11 Oct 2012 13:46:10 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Kristin Peterson</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.thescrib.com/?p=2783</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[You know it might be time to get back into the dating game when your underwear has lost all its elasticity and you’ve become desensitized by all the battery operated toys in your bedside table.  When you are firing up two dildos at once  on maximum power during the commercials while watching “Hoarders,” it’s probably ]]></description>
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		<title>How to Start A Fight At Work</title>
		<link>http://www.thescrib.com/2012/10/09/how-to-make-a-workplace-a-living-hell/</link>
		<comments>http://www.thescrib.com/2012/10/09/how-to-make-a-workplace-a-living-hell/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 09 Oct 2012 14:01:22 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Paul Wallis</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[fight]]></category>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.thescrib.com/?p=2773</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[It’s a weekday afternoon, of course. You gaze over the toiling few and the paralysed many. Things are too….nice. Nobody is screaming and there just haven’t been any interesting massacres lately. Since the accountant and her machete left, things just haven’t been right. This horrible situation, you realise, is your fault. Some of these layabouts ]]></description>
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		<title>A Review of Tal Pinchevsky’s Breakaway</title>
		<link>http://www.thescrib.com/2012/10/05/a-review-of-tal-pinchevskys-breakaway/</link>
		<comments>http://www.thescrib.com/2012/10/05/a-review-of-tal-pinchevskys-breakaway/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 05 Oct 2012 14:41:16 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Joe Issid</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Breakaway]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[Tal Pinchevsky]]></category>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.thescrib.com/?p=2730</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[The current NHL landscape could not offer a more jarring and contrasting juxtaposition to the focus of Tal Pinchevsky&#8217;s recent release, a Wiley-published research piece that documents some heretofore untold details of hockey&#8217;s fascinating &#8211; and dark &#8211; history. Breakaway is a dense and ably told account of the defection of some of the most ]]></description>
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		<title>American Horror Story: Season 1 Review</title>
		<link>http://www.thescrib.com/2012/10/04/american-horror-show-season-one-review/</link>
		<comments>http://www.thescrib.com/2012/10/04/american-horror-show-season-one-review/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 04 Oct 2012 13:58:18 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Joe Issid</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Connie Britton]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[FX]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Jessica Lange]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.thescrib.com/?p=2713</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[It turns out that Glee isn&#8217;t the only horror story that Brad Falchuk and Ryan Murphy brought to the small screen in 2011; Season 1 of FX&#8217;s American Horror Story was recently released to Blu-ray amid much less pomp than an a cappella routine and matching track suits. While shows such as The Walking Dead ]]></description>
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		<title>How To Get The Girl of Your Dreams</title>
		<link>http://www.thescrib.com/2012/10/03/the-curse-of-the-modern-relationship/</link>
		<comments>http://www.thescrib.com/2012/10/03/the-curse-of-the-modern-relationship/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 03 Oct 2012 13:42:31 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ryan Smith</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Sex & Dating]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[girl of your dreams]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[marriage]]></category>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.thescrib.com/?p=2705</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Do you remember when you first saw her? How your eyes would light up with excitement at the sight of her smile? Now fast forward 20 years. BAM! Fucking backwards. Her smile? What smile? When was the last time you saw her smile? Do you even remember? This is the curse of the 21st century ]]></description>
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		<title>8 Best Things About Being Sick</title>
		<link>http://www.thescrib.com/2012/10/02/8-positive-things-about-being-sick/</link>
		<comments>http://www.thescrib.com/2012/10/02/8-positive-things-about-being-sick/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 02 Oct 2012 13:17:06 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Joe Issid</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[flu]]></category>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.thescrib.com/?p=2682</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Most of us (i.e. those who refuse to get the flu shot) will contract some form of head cold, sore throat or full-blown influenza at some point this winter. If, like me, your gift came early this year, don&#8217;t worry: it will probably strike again. And seriously, don&#8217;t worry. Some good can come of it. ]]></description>
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		<title>How Not to Run a Business</title>
		<link>http://www.thescrib.com/2012/09/27/how-not-to-run-a-business-2/</link>
		<comments>http://www.thescrib.com/2012/09/27/how-not-to-run-a-business-2/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 27 Sep 2012 12:57:02 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Joe Issid</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[capitalism]]></category>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.thescrib.com/?p=2644</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[[Editor's note: The Scrib is not a blog; as such, personal rants usually have no place here. But sometimes you just need to make an exception for the greater good.] I think it fair to say that we, as humans, tolerate shortcomings in others, be it an inability to tie your shoes or to rapidly ]]></description>
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		<title>How To: Good Urban Etiquette</title>
		<link>http://www.thescrib.com/2012/09/26/a-guide-to-urban-etiquette/</link>
		<comments>http://www.thescrib.com/2012/09/26/a-guide-to-urban-etiquette/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 26 Sep 2012 13:46:56 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Nathan Clinansmith</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Life Hacks]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[city etiquette]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[street etiquette]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[urban etiquette]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Living in any city comes with a set of unwritten rules. There are many everyday activities in which one would think simple etiquette would be inherent. But, alas, no. As such, here is a brief etiquette lesson on what should or should not be practiced in your given city. Your mother taught you better than ]]></description>
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		<title>8 Things You Need To Stop Tweeting About</title>
		<link>http://www.thescrib.com/2012/09/20/8-tweets-you-should-keep-to-yourself-but-dont/</link>
		<comments>http://www.thescrib.com/2012/09/20/8-tweets-you-should-keep-to-yourself-but-dont/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 20 Sep 2012 14:30:03 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Kate Bubnich</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.thescrib.com/?p=2567</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Social networking has become a daily practice for many, an hourly practice for most. We have become so glued to the screens of our phones and computers that it has become a hassle to glance up at oncoming traffic (incoming tweet: Whoa, almost got run over LOL). As social network enthusiasts, we are self-absorbed by ]]></description>
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		<title>[VIDEO] – Funny Family Guy Clips</title>
		<link>http://www.thescrib.com/2012/09/18/the-majesty-that-is-peter-griffin/</link>
		<comments>http://www.thescrib.com/2012/09/18/the-majesty-that-is-peter-griffin/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 18 Sep 2012 13:16:03 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Joe Issid</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.thescrib.com/?p=2528</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[With Season 10 of Family Guy being released today, let&#8217;s revisit some of Peter&#8217;s more memorable boners from this last season (requires QuickTime): Family Guy: The Incredibly Bad Choices of Peter Griffin Family Guy: Peter&#8217;s First Commandment Video courtesy of ThinkJam]]></description>
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		<title>8 Annoying Things About Driving in Europe</title>
		<link>http://www.thescrib.com/2012/09/14/8-ridiculous-things-about-driving-in-western-europe/</link>
		<comments>http://www.thescrib.com/2012/09/14/8-ridiculous-things-about-driving-in-western-europe/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 14 Sep 2012 13:41:18 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Joe Issid</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.thescrib.com/?p=2484</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[8. Tolls If you want to drive through Western Europe, be prepared to pay as much in highway tolls as you would on your car rental &#8211; if not more. And if you happen to enter Switzerland from the south, you will be forced to pay to use both their highway system and a tunnel ]]></description>
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		<title>How Americana Has Ruined Canadian Virginity</title>
		<link>http://www.thescrib.com/2012/09/12/how-americana-has-ruined-canadian-virginity/</link>
		<comments>http://www.thescrib.com/2012/09/12/how-americana-has-ruined-canadian-virginity/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 12 Sep 2012 12:15:32 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jesse Toufexis</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[all the way]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Americana]]></category>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.thescrib.com/?p=2475</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Growing up in Canada, every young lady and gentleman holds an ever so slight disdain for America; they&#8217;re bigger, more attractive (Montreal being the exception), wealthier, and they get all the girls. I, however, never really felt this disdain. While some of my peers would go on about America forcing itself on other countries, eating ]]></description>
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		<title>How to Prepare For Your Wedding</title>
		<link>http://www.thescrib.com/2012/09/10/how-to-prepare-for-your-wedding/</link>
		<comments>http://www.thescrib.com/2012/09/10/how-to-prepare-for-your-wedding/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 10 Sep 2012 13:00:21 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Joe Issid</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Life Hacks]]></category>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.thescrib.com/?p=2467</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Thing is, do you really want to have a wedding? If you are a man, the simple answer is no. For the average man, organising a wedding – hell, even attending one – can rank down there with botulism and prison bathing. Rare is the man who can raise a hallelujah for embossed card or ]]></description>
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		<title>8 Terrible Pickup Lines (That Actually Work)</title>
		<link>http://www.thescrib.com/2012/09/04/8-terrible-pickup-lines-that-have-actually-worked/</link>
		<comments>http://www.thescrib.com/2012/09/04/8-terrible-pickup-lines-that-have-actually-worked/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 04 Sep 2012 07:47:11 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ivan Ciano</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.thescrib.com/?p=2452</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[When visiting your favourite watering hole, you’ve most likely heard plenty of pickup lines that are cringe-worthy enough to sound like they were lifted straight from a Rob Schneider film.  However, for every bunch of misused one-liners, there are a few out there that are novel enough to actually work.  Below is a list that ]]></description>
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		<title>How to Better Understand Your Man</title>
		<link>http://www.thescrib.com/2012/08/30/how-to-better-understand-your-man/</link>
		<comments>http://www.thescrib.com/2012/08/30/how-to-better-understand-your-man/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 30 Aug 2012 06:10:16 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Lauren Fitzmorris</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.thescrib.com/?p=2443</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[A small percentage of the female population has a unique gift that cannot be taught, cannot be learned and most certainly cannot be faked. Most likely, it comes from having been consistently surrounded by boys from an early age. The absence of women surely helps. This gift is the ability to understand men. Not to ]]></description>
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		<title>The 7 Types of People You Will Find at a Casino Table</title>
		<link>http://www.thescrib.com/2012/08/29/the-many-faces-of-blackjack/</link>
		<comments>http://www.thescrib.com/2012/08/29/the-many-faces-of-blackjack/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 29 Aug 2012 11:55:14 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Joe Issid</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[blackjack]]></category>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.thescrib.com/?p=2433</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[No matter where in the world you are, if you happen to find yourself at a casino table (playing blackjack, for example) there are a few constants that you can depend on. Whether in a 5-star casino on the French Riviera or a dungeon buried somewhere in an Atlantic City Motel 6 basement, you are ]]></description>
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		<title>8 Essential Things You Must Pack For Your Honeymoon</title>
		<link>http://www.thescrib.com/2012/08/27/8-things-you-must-bring-on-your-honeymoon/</link>
		<comments>http://www.thescrib.com/2012/08/27/8-things-you-must-bring-on-your-honeymoon/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 27 Aug 2012 08:27:59 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Joe Issid</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[honeymoon]]></category>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.thescrib.com/?p=2414</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[&#160; OK, let&#8217;s avoid the obvious (lube, pre-vasectomy, mistress) and head straight for the things that you really should bring wth you on your trip of a lifetime. 8. Loose Clothing You will not be able to control your food and booze intake. Especially if you are driving through Champagne country in France and then ]]></description>
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		<title>8 Reasons Why You Should Hate ‘Fifty Shades of Grey’</title>
		<link>http://www.thescrib.com/2012/08/21/eight-reasons-why-you-should-hate-fifty-shades-of-grey/</link>
		<comments>http://www.thescrib.com/2012/08/21/eight-reasons-why-you-should-hate-fifty-shades-of-grey/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 21 Aug 2012 12:23:35 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jennifer Dittmar</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.thescrib.com/?p=2402</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[If you’re like me (and God help you if you are), you’ve had just about enough of this Fifty Shades of Grey phenomenon. Fans, please don’t lynch me yet. I’m not here to trash the books themselves. That bandwagon’s so full it’s skimming the ground. No, I’m here to hate on everybody else. The fans ]]></description>
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		<title>8 Great Soundtracks To Bad Movies</title>
		<link>http://www.thescrib.com/2012/08/16/8-awesome-soundtracks-on-otherwise-awful-movies/</link>
		<comments>http://www.thescrib.com/2012/08/16/8-awesome-soundtracks-on-otherwise-awful-movies/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 16 Aug 2012 13:58:32 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Emir Hadžimuhamedović</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[TV & Movies]]></category>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.thescrib.com/?p=2387</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Let&#8217;s face it &#8211; movies are ridiculously expensive to make. And with everyone throwing their hands in the air and straight-out pirating them, studios have to use cheap gimmicks and tested formulas to make sure they’ll actually pay out in the end. That’s why the last Tarantino movie featured less “Tarantino Dialogue” and more “Crazy ]]></description>
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		<title>8 Reasons Why You Should Not Date a Tall Man</title>
		<link>http://www.thescrib.com/2012/08/15/8-things-to-consider-before-dating-a-tall-person/</link>
		<comments>http://www.thescrib.com/2012/08/15/8-things-to-consider-before-dating-a-tall-person/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 15 Aug 2012 13:38:41 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Stacey Becker</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[dating]]></category>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.thescrib.com/?p=2372</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[When I met my husband, his height was one of the things that attracted me to him.  6 foot 3 inches tall, dark and handsome seemed like a great acquisition to my 5 foot 3 inch counterpart.  Almost three years and dozens of extra high platform shoes later, I&#8217;ve learned that there are some very distinct elements ]]></description>
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		<title>8 Things To Avoid When You Quit Smoking</title>
		<link>http://www.thescrib.com/2012/08/13/8-things-to-avoid-when-you-run-out-of-cigarettes/</link>
		<comments>http://www.thescrib.com/2012/08/13/8-things-to-avoid-when-you-run-out-of-cigarettes/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 13 Aug 2012 13:21:45 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Lacey Kleisinger</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[cigarettes]]></category>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.thescrib.com/?p=2350</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Smoking is the best. And the world is a terrible place when you’re not. If you have made the uninformed decision to quit, there are a whole host of things that you will inevitably turn to when are having a nic fit. Most of these will not help. And some of them are pretty damn ]]></description>
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		<title>The 8 Types Of People You See At Amusement Parks</title>
		<link>http://www.thescrib.com/2012/08/09/the-8-faces-of-amusement-park-visitors/</link>
		<comments>http://www.thescrib.com/2012/08/09/the-8-faces-of-amusement-park-visitors/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 09 Aug 2012 13:20:49 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jason McGathey</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.thescrib.com/?p=2294</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Whilst vacationing not so long ago at a certain theme park in the Sunshine State, my lady and I became increasingly aware that everywhere we went, a large number of basic, stock characters could be found. And not those drawn up by an artist but those of actual paying visitors. Over time, we termed these ]]></description>
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		<title>8 Popular Things We Love To Hate</title>
		<link>http://www.thescrib.com/2012/08/09/8-things-that-are-just-too-easy-to-make-fun-of/</link>
		<comments>http://www.thescrib.com/2012/08/09/8-things-that-are-just-too-easy-to-make-fun-of/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 09 Aug 2012 12:20:11 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Lacey Kleisinger</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.thescrib.com/?p=2279</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[It&#8217;s just too easy to poke fun at certain things. And it has become rather fashionable to hate on things that the masses seem to love. Truth be told, it&#8217;s simply irresistible. Here are 8 popular things we love to hate. 8. Twilight No one cares if you hate the badly written, badly acted, vampire ]]></description>
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		<title>8 Survival Tips for Living With a Guy</title>
		<link>http://www.thescrib.com/2012/08/07/8-survival-tips-for-living-with-a-guy/</link>
		<comments>http://www.thescrib.com/2012/08/07/8-survival-tips-for-living-with-a-guy/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 07 Aug 2012 14:06:18 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Vanessa Muoio</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.thescrib.com/?p=2263</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Gone are the days of accepting your significant other for who they are and ignoring the irking things they do. Women of today who take that step &#8211; or rather giant leap &#8211; into shacking up with their guy may or may not know just exactly what it is they are getting themselves into. Living ]]></description>
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		<title>8 Things Your Car Says About You</title>
		<link>http://www.thescrib.com/2012/08/06/8-signs-that-your-car-sucks/</link>
		<comments>http://www.thescrib.com/2012/08/06/8-signs-that-your-car-sucks/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 06 Aug 2012 14:33:55 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>George Ilkich</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[what your car says about you]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.thescrib.com/?p=2242</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[There are two types of car owners. Type A: The person who is proud of the power-plant concealed under the hood of his motor vehicle &#8211; original wheels and an unused ashtray. Clean in-and-out. It&#8217;s not fancy. It just looks and runs nice. Type B: The person who thinks racing decals make a car go ]]></description>
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		<title>Old Celebrities Who Used To Be Smoking Hot</title>
		<link>http://www.thescrib.com/2012/08/03/time-dicks-part-1/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 03 Aug 2012 13:08:34 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Salty Parker</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[betty white]]></category>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.thescrib.com/?p=2233</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Ever sit down for an episode of Andy Griffith and find yourself captivated by the voluptuous figure, the sultry voice, of Aunt Bea? Yeah, us neither. But there had to be a time when Frances Bavier could heat up the ol&#8217; oven, right? What if there was a machine that could transport you to such ]]></description>
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		<title>8 Wildly Inappropriate Things Children Say</title>
		<link>http://www.thescrib.com/2012/07/31/top-8-things-said-by-children-that-could-be-overheard-at-the-playboy-mansion/</link>
		<comments>http://www.thescrib.com/2012/07/31/top-8-things-said-by-children-that-could-be-overheard-at-the-playboy-mansion/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 01 Aug 2012 03:27:02 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Meredith Bland</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[As a parent, you end up in a lot of situations where your children say certain things – taken the wrong way (or even the right way) – that can be massively embarrassing. Especially when children are little, and there is a lot of unexpected nudity and a huge volume of uncomfortable questions. And if ]]></description>
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		<title>The Scrib Attends the Toronto Festival of Beer</title>
		<link>http://www.thescrib.com/2012/07/31/the-scrib-attends-the-toronto-festival-of-beer/</link>
		<comments>http://www.thescrib.com/2012/07/31/the-scrib-attends-the-toronto-festival-of-beer/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 31 Jul 2012 13:13:52 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ivan Ciano</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.thescrib.com/?p=2157</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[As a member of The Scrib family, I was asked to venture into Toronto for what appeared to be an amusement park specifically tailored for adults.  Known as Toronto’s Festival Of Beer, this multi-day event &#8211; located on the grounds of Exhibition Place &#8211; featured live music (Salt N’ Peppa and Big Wreck!), several tents ]]></description>
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		<title>The Irresponsible Father’s Guide to Sex</title>
		<link>http://www.thescrib.com/2012/07/30/the-irresponsible-fathers-guide-to-sex/</link>
		<comments>http://www.thescrib.com/2012/07/30/the-irresponsible-fathers-guide-to-sex/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 30 Jul 2012 13:58:23 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Daniel Douglas</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[father's guide to sex]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[Tapout]]></category>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.thescrib.com/?p=2150</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[There’s an unspoken law of human sexuality that translates, very generally, into “people like to screw more during the summer”. Is it the skimpier clothes? An abundance of sunlight kicking off an overload of Vitamin D? I don’t know. But what I do know is this: I, along with every other man unlucky enough to ]]></description>
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		<title>Top 8 Excuses Men Use For Being Jerks</title>
		<link>http://www.thescrib.com/2012/07/26/top-8-excuses-men-use-for-being-jerks/</link>
		<comments>http://www.thescrib.com/2012/07/26/top-8-excuses-men-use-for-being-jerks/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 26 Jul 2012 20:04:35 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Sarah Pardy</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[excuses for being a jerk]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[i was just looking]]></category>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.thescrib.com/?p=2134</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Ladies, you know exactly what I&#8217;m talking about. For some reason, when men and women get together, men insist on doing things wrong. Guys, I&#8217;m talking about those moments when you get caught by your girlfriend doing something stupid, and she starts asking you how you could ever possibly be such an insensitive jerk. Of ]]></description>
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		<title>The Complexities of Female Relationships</title>
		<link>http://www.thescrib.com/2012/07/25/the-complexities-of-female-relationships/</link>
		<comments>http://www.thescrib.com/2012/07/25/the-complexities-of-female-relationships/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 25 Jul 2012 12:18:50 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Annie Thomas</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[fremale relationships]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Girls]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[girls girl]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[tomboy]]></category>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.thescrib.com/?p=2128</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Men are seemingly always wondering how women do it. And they are not referring to a gal&#8217;s ability to get any man to bed her or how she can balance herself on a set of stilettos after a dozen gin and tonics. But rather men often wonder how they are able to manage the complexities ]]></description>
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		<title>The Dark Knight Rises Review (Spoiler-free!)</title>
		<link>http://www.thescrib.com/2012/07/20/the-dark-knight-rises-review-spoiler-free/</link>
		<comments>http://www.thescrib.com/2012/07/20/the-dark-knight-rises-review-spoiler-free/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 20 Jul 2012 13:37:39 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>George Hadjis</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.thescrib.com/?p=2089</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[The Godfather. Star Wars. Lord Of The Rings. X-Men. Spiderman. What do all these trilogies have in common? Great sequels but underwhelming finales. Christopher Nolan’s Batman trilogy ends today, with the highly anticipated release of The Dark Knight Rises. After the huge critical and financial success of The Dark Knight, many fans worried that the ]]></description>
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		<title>How To Kill That Awkward Erection</title>
		<link>http://www.thescrib.com/2012/07/17/the-cure-for-the-common-erection/</link>
		<comments>http://www.thescrib.com/2012/07/17/the-cure-for-the-common-erection/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 17 Jul 2012 17:18:50 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ronan Cray</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[awkward]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[erections]]></category>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.thescrib.com/?p=2039</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Viagra may have been a great invention for old men, but those of us who still have hot blood in our veins could use something else. As Morpheus said, take the Red Pill. According to a recent study by Ohio State psychology professor Terri Fisher, men think about sex about 19 times per day. That&#8217;s ]]></description>
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		<title>8 Ways To Ruin A First Date</title>
		<link>http://www.thescrib.com/2012/07/15/8-ways-to-make-a-first-date-even-more-awkward/</link>
		<comments>http://www.thescrib.com/2012/07/15/8-ways-to-make-a-first-date-even-more-awkward/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 15 Jul 2012 19:21:30 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ivan Ciano</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.thescrib.com/?p=2017</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[When you really think about it, a first date is pretty much like a job interview; it’s a feeling-out process where you discover the traits and characteristics of the person from whom you’re sitting across, all while trying to formulate a strategy to win them over.  When vying for a job, you’d typically try to ]]></description>
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		<title>The Irresponsible Father’s Guide to Home Security</title>
		<link>http://www.thescrib.com/2012/07/13/the-irresponsible-fathers-guide-to-home-security/</link>
		<comments>http://www.thescrib.com/2012/07/13/the-irresponsible-fathers-guide-to-home-security/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 13 Jul 2012 12:46:45 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Daniel Douglas</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Bill Duke]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[guide to home security]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[John Matrix]]></category>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.thescrib.com/?p=2012</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[So, you’ve got yourself a brand new baby. Congratulations. I mean it. But it’s time you start thinking about what you’re going to do when you bring your newborn home from the hospital You were passed over for a big promotion last year and the neighborhood to which you return is not as placid and, ]]></description>
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		<title>Reasons To Not Have Children</title>
		<link>http://www.thescrib.com/2012/07/11/confessions-of-a-baby-hater/</link>
		<comments>http://www.thescrib.com/2012/07/11/confessions-of-a-baby-hater/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 11 Jul 2012 18:04:27 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Annie Thomas</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Sex & Dating]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[children]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[parenting]]></category>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.thescrib.com/?p=1999</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Do you recall the first time you contemplated the meaning of life? Pondered the various elements that came together in perfect harmony to form our existence? Realised the miraculous things of which our bodies are capable? Breathing, walking, peeing, orgasms; the list gets bigger and the discoveries more interesting as we age. As humans, these ]]></description>
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		<title>8 Best Workout Songs</title>
		<link>http://www.thescrib.com/2012/07/11/top-8-songs-to-listen-to-while-exercising/</link>
		<comments>http://www.thescrib.com/2012/07/11/top-8-songs-to-listen-to-while-exercising/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 11 Jul 2012 14:39:05 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Joe Issid</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.thescrib.com/?p=1985</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Without music, I would, undoubtedly, be a much fatter bastard. While my stubbornness sends me on long runs when my common sense tells me otherwise, it is the noise that travels up my earbuds that is solely responsible for any level of personal fitness. Without massive guitar riffs or driving kick-drums screaming in my ears, ]]></description>
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		<title>The White Man Series: The Unpleasant Feeling Of Not Belonging</title>
		<link>http://www.thescrib.com/2012/07/09/the-white-man-series-the-unpleasant-feeling-of-not-belonging/</link>
		<comments>http://www.thescrib.com/2012/07/09/the-white-man-series-the-unpleasant-feeling-of-not-belonging/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 09 Jul 2012 12:35:06 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Joe Issid</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.thescrib.com/?p=1972</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[From 2002-2004, I was living and working in Saudi Arabia. During that time, I traveled extensively throughout Europe and Asia and kept a fairly detailed journal of my experiences. As my web site attracted less than 10 visitors a month, it was more effective to spam my friends with long emails about my life in the ]]></description>
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		<title>5 Things Women Do To Annoy Men</title>
		<link>http://www.thescrib.com/2012/07/04/the-annoying-habits-women/</link>
		<comments>http://www.thescrib.com/2012/07/04/the-annoying-habits-women/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 04 Jul 2012 13:26:09 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ronan Cray</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.thescrib.com/?p=1960</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Countless articles relate what women find most annoying about men, but no man has ever been brave enough to reciprocate… until now. On the whole, we find the women in our lives satisfying, but a few small things still get on our nerves. Maybe a truly open dialogue will bring peace to the sexes. For ]]></description>
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		<title>5 Scientific Dating Tips For Women</title>
		<link>http://www.thescrib.com/2012/07/03/evolutionary-dating-tips-for-women/</link>
		<comments>http://www.thescrib.com/2012/07/03/evolutionary-dating-tips-for-women/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 03 Jul 2012 13:57:42 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Rachel Banton</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.thescrib.com/?p=1932</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Gone are the days of pouring over Cosmo. You’re an adult now. You have sophisticated tastes, preferences and important tasks in need of your attention. These childish things no longer jive with your grande half-caff half-fat soy vanilla latte and subscription to The Economist. Right… who are we kidding here? Ladies, let’s not deny our ]]></description>
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		<title>8 Awful Songs That You Secretly Love</title>
		<link>http://www.thescrib.com/2012/06/29/8-songs-that-you-are-ashamed-to-love/</link>
		<comments>http://www.thescrib.com/2012/06/29/8-songs-that-you-are-ashamed-to-love/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 29 Jun 2012 13:05:24 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Joe Issid</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Top 8 Lists]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[awful songs]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[bad music]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[shame]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.thescrib.com/?p=1888</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[The one unshakeable reality of working from home is that you are afforded the luxury of true solitude. Now, it depends on your constitution if this is a good thing or not. With no outside influences and with little suspicion of being spied upon, you can learn a lot about yourself. This is very much ]]></description>
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		<title>8 Worst TV Villains</title>
		<link>http://www.thescrib.com/2012/06/26/top-8-recent-television-villains/</link>
		<comments>http://www.thescrib.com/2012/06/26/top-8-recent-television-villains/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 26 Jun 2012 13:56:16 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Joe Issid</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Top 8 Lists]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[TV & Movies]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[bad guys]]></category>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.thescrib.com/?p=1858</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[All shows have an antagonist; some provide a mild distraction to provide tame conflict (hello, Newman) while others provide a glimpse into the worst that the human condition can provide. Here is our list of TV&#8217;s worst 8 villains. 8. C. Montgomery Burns, The Simpsons The most loveable entrant on this list, most would be ]]></description>
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		<title>8 Most Annoying Things About Going To a Concert</title>
		<link>http://www.thescrib.com/2012/06/22/8-things-you-dont-want-to-see-at-a-concert/</link>
		<comments>http://www.thescrib.com/2012/06/22/8-things-you-dont-want-to-see-at-a-concert/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 22 Jun 2012 12:32:38 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ivan Ciano</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Going to see your favourite band in concert can be a life-changing experience; I would give valuable appendages to have seen Zeppelin in the 70s or Metallica in the 80s. But if you go to enough concerts, you will begin discovering that, no matter the venue, you will always encounter these annoying things that detract from the ]]></description>
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		<title>A Flowchart of Things to Do on a Hot Summer Day</title>
		<link>http://www.thescrib.com/2012/06/20/things-to-do-on-a-very-hot-day/</link>
		<comments>http://www.thescrib.com/2012/06/20/things-to-do-on-a-very-hot-day/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 20 Jun 2012 20:04:23 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Scrib Staff</dc:creator>
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		<title>14 Reasons Why Working At Home Is the Worst</title>
		<link>http://www.thescrib.com/2012/06/19/what-working-from-home-is-really-like/</link>
		<comments>http://www.thescrib.com/2012/06/19/what-working-from-home-is-really-like/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 19 Jun 2012 14:46:50 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Joe Issid</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.thescrib.com/?p=1749</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Working from home is awesome. But it can have some less than awesome moments. If you are planning on making the switch, here are 14 reasons why you may want to rethink your strategy. If you are currently fortunate enough to work from the comfort of your own home, some of this may sound familiar: 1. ]]></description>
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		<title>Are You Living With a Crazy Person?</title>
		<link>http://www.thescrib.com/2012/06/15/signs-that-you-are-living-with-a-crazy-person/</link>
		<comments>http://www.thescrib.com/2012/06/15/signs-that-you-are-living-with-a-crazy-person/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 15 Jun 2012 13:57:20 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Joe Issid</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.thescrib.com/?p=1674</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[I live in a museum. I am forbidden to show any signs of human influence in my own home. Everything has a home, dear. As you would expect, I routinely explode and accuse my fiance of being a controlling nutbag, my own personal Stalin, if you will. My unwavering assertion is that she is a ]]></description>
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		<title>Top 8 Signs that You are an Asshole</title>
		<link>http://www.thescrib.com/2012/06/12/top-8-signs-that-you-are-an-asshole/</link>
		<comments>http://www.thescrib.com/2012/06/12/top-8-signs-that-you-are-an-asshole/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 12 Jun 2012 19:32:02 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Tasha Lovsin</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[We&#8217;ve had the misfortune of being raised in a society where we’re consistently told that if others don’t like us, they’re probably “just jealous.” This is a lie, people. Stop with the delusional crap and face reality: If you find that more often than not people don’t like you, you’re probably a douchebag. Still not ]]></description>
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		<title>8 Things That Will Ruin Your Day</title>
		<link>http://www.thescrib.com/2012/06/12/8-daily-occurrences-that-make-you-angrier-than-they-should/</link>
		<comments>http://www.thescrib.com/2012/06/12/8-daily-occurrences-that-make-you-angrier-than-they-should/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 12 Jun 2012 18:59:07 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Joe Issid</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Let&#8217;s face it: we have enough stress in our lives that we surely don&#8217;t need any additional irritants. Yet there always seems to be that little extra annoyance lurking around the corner, waiting to jump out and turn a bad day into a completely ruinous one. Below is a list of otherwise innocuous events that would often go ]]></description>
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		<title>8 Most Annoying Movie Catchphrases Of All Time</title>
		<link>http://www.thescrib.com/2012/06/11/8-films-that-generated-the-most-annoying-catchphrases/</link>
		<comments>http://www.thescrib.com/2012/06/11/8-films-that-generated-the-most-annoying-catchphrases/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 11 Jun 2012 14:55:57 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Joe Issid</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.thescrib.com/?p=1595</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[There was a time when muttering one of these annoying movie catchphrases would have elicited a laugh, maybe even gotten you laid. But the window closes so fast that you can go from hilarious impersonator to social pariah within minutes. Imagine being at a party today and witnessing someone utter one of these gems. Not ]]></description>
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		<title>The Playbook: Talking About The Bro Code</title>
		<link>http://www.thescrib.com/2012/06/06/the-bro-code-a-scientific-analysis/</link>
		<comments>http://www.thescrib.com/2012/06/06/the-bro-code-a-scientific-analysis/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 06 Jun 2012 14:01:48 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Joe Issid</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#038;nbsp]]></description>
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		<title>How To Prepare To Be A Father</title>
		<link>http://www.thescrib.com/2012/06/04/how-to-prepare-for-fatherhood/</link>
		<comments>http://www.thescrib.com/2012/06/04/how-to-prepare-for-fatherhood/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 04 Jun 2012 13:45:44 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ronan Cray</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[So your old woman tricked you into having a kid. Now what? It’s hard to approximate the hell you will go through in the next few years, so I&#8217;ve written a primer to get you mentally prepared. Think of it as Daddy Boot Camp. I&#8217;ve detailed here a few DIY projects you can complete in your own garage to ]]></description>
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		<title>8 Pieces of Retro Vintage Clothing That Should Make a Comeback</title>
		<link>http://www.thescrib.com/2012/05/31/8-outdated-fashion-items-that-you-can-still-pull-off/</link>
		<comments>http://www.thescrib.com/2012/05/31/8-outdated-fashion-items-that-you-can-still-pull-off/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 31 May 2012 18:11:46 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ivan Ciano</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.thescrib.com/?p=1458</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[If you happen to be scoping out your old closet at your parent’s house, you’re bound to find some clothes that will make you cringe.  However, you may also encounter some articles of clothing for which there is still some hope: old duds that have gracefully aged into retro vintage clothing. Though you may think ]]></description>
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		<title>8 Really Dumb Ways To Die</title>
		<link>http://www.thescrib.com/2012/05/30/top-8-ways-to-die-that-your-friends-will-laugh-about-eventually/</link>
		<comments>http://www.thescrib.com/2012/05/30/top-8-ways-to-die-that-your-friends-will-laugh-about-eventually/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 30 May 2012 13:36:36 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>George Hadjis</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[As morbid as it sounds, everyone dies eventually. We all hope to pass without any pain and suffering after living a long and happy life. However, some people just aren&#8217;t that fortunate. Here’s a look at some really dumb ways to die that will surely garner a chuckle from your friends (you know, once the sorrow has ]]></description>
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		<title>How To Survive A Home Invasion</title>
		<link>http://www.thescrib.com/2012/05/25/when-your-home-is-invaded/</link>
		<comments>http://www.thescrib.com/2012/05/25/when-your-home-is-invaded/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 25 May 2012 12:33:10 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Joe Issid</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.thescrib.com/?p=1413</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Her apartment was hot as Jeddah. I moved to the living room at around 4am but it was futile. I flipped on the TV and watched SportsCentre until her alarm went off at 5:30. She joined me on the couch but, not being able to provide her with a smile, I felt it best to ]]></description>
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		<title>8 Things You Need To Survive The Zombie Apocalypse</title>
		<link>http://www.thescrib.com/2012/05/23/8-items-to-stock-up-on-for-the-apocalypse/</link>
		<comments>http://www.thescrib.com/2012/05/23/8-items-to-stock-up-on-for-the-apocalypse/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 23 May 2012 13:41:56 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>George Hadjis</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.thescrib.com/?p=1394</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[We have already warned you that it is coming. It is now time to stock up. Here is a list of 8 things you need to survive the zombie apocalypse. 8. Beer When the zombie apocalypse comes, you’ll be glad you stocked up on beer. Men, imagine trekking through abandoned towns and finding a group ]]></description>
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		<title>How to Throw a 90s Party</title>
		<link>http://www.thescrib.com/2012/05/17/how-to-throw-a-90s-party/</link>
		<comments>http://www.thescrib.com/2012/05/17/how-to-throw-a-90s-party/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 18 May 2012 02:04:47 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ivan Ciano</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.thescrib.com/?p=1375</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[If the idea of throwing a retro party has ever crossed your mind, now is your chance to be a trend-setter. Many people have already been to a fair amount of gatherings that celebrated the 70s and 80s, but can you honestly admit that you’ve been to one that celebrated the 90s? Although the decade ]]></description>
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		<title>If I Were Ted Mosby’s Child</title>
		<link>http://www.thescrib.com/2012/05/16/if-i-were-ted-mosbys-child/</link>
		<comments>http://www.thescrib.com/2012/05/16/if-i-were-ted-mosbys-child/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 16 May 2012 11:00:31 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Joe Issid</dc:creator>
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		<title>The Most Disturbing Children’s TV Shows of All Time</title>
		<link>http://www.thescrib.com/2012/05/14/the-most-disturbing-childrens-shows-of-all-time/</link>
		<comments>http://www.thescrib.com/2012/05/14/the-most-disturbing-childrens-shows-of-all-time/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 14 May 2012 14:23:30 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Brigid Cami</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Children’s TV shows have been teaching us the names of colors and the spellings of words for close to a century now. To wit, the first children’s film, The Blue Bird – a feature revolving around a magical hat and searching for the “bluebird of happiness” &#8211; was released in 1918. Unfortunately, not all programs ]]></description>
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		<title>8 Awesome Mother’s Day Gifts</title>
		<link>http://www.thescrib.com/2012/05/11/8-mothers-day-gift-ideas/</link>
		<comments>http://www.thescrib.com/2012/05/11/8-mothers-day-gift-ideas/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 11 May 2012 16:25:35 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Joe Issid</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.thescrib.com/?p=1297</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Here is a list of of simple Mother&#8217;s Day gifts that you can give your mom as you wonder why all the contestants on the Price is Right have an old lady standing next to them. 8. A Phone Call It’s the least you can do. Seriously, you wouldn’t believe how something so little can ]]></description>
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		<title>The 8 Ugliest Athletes of All Time</title>
		<link>http://www.thescrib.com/2012/05/09/8-ugliest-athletes-of-all-time/</link>
		<comments>http://www.thescrib.com/2012/05/09/8-ugliest-athletes-of-all-time/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 09 May 2012 15:34:11 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Joe Issid</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.thescrib.com/?p=1244</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Over the last 20 years, we have collectively witnessed some of the ugliest athletes to ever put on a pro jersey.  Whittling the list down to 8 was no easy task. Here is our best effort to spread the love around a few global sports: 8. Andrei Kostitsyn It’s not that Andrei is ugly; it’s ]]></description>
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		<title>8 Reasons The World Will End in 2012</title>
		<link>http://www.thescrib.com/2012/05/05/8-overlooked-doomsday-scenarios/</link>
		<comments>http://www.thescrib.com/2012/05/05/8-overlooked-doomsday-scenarios/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 06 May 2012 01:49:27 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Karl Gerhardt</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.thescrib.com/?p=1217</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[December 21st, 2012. Polar axis shift. Coronal mass ejections. Global nuclear war. An all-out alien assault. That’s the stuff of science fiction. Below is a valid list of potential, apocalyptic fire-starters. Well, at the very least, social irritants. 8. The Return of the King Ghidorah Remember King Ghidorah? Godzilla’s nemesis? I would almost bet my ]]></description>
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		<title>How to Earn Respect at a New Pub</title>
		<link>http://www.thescrib.com/2012/05/03/how-to-earn-respect-at-a-new-pub/</link>
		<comments>http://www.thescrib.com/2012/05/03/how-to-earn-respect-at-a-new-pub/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 03 May 2012 18:53:16 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ivan Ciano</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[earn respect]]></category>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.thescrib.com/?p=1198</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Tired of dingy bars that only serve light beer on tap? Had enough of clubs and their ridiculously crowded couches that happen to be placed in the middle of the dance floor? Maybe it’s time to explore a new venue, where the vibe tends to be more positive and the clientele more social. Now would ]]></description>
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		<title>8 Ways to End the Quebec Student Protests</title>
		<link>http://www.thescrib.com/2012/05/02/8-ways-to-end-the-quebec-student-protests/</link>
		<comments>http://www.thescrib.com/2012/05/02/8-ways-to-end-the-quebec-student-protests/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 02 May 2012 12:22:47 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Scrib Staff</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.thescrib.com/?p=1143</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Let’s put an end to this, shall we? Here are some negotiation tactics that the government should look into as a means of getting those crazy kids back in school. 8. Prohibition Prohibit the sale of alcohol across the entire province. We are not suggesting that alcohol is the cause of any of these riotous behaviours; quite ]]></description>
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		<title>She Will Be Loved</title>
		<link>http://www.thescrib.com/2012/04/30/she-will-be-loved/</link>
		<comments>http://www.thescrib.com/2012/04/30/she-will-be-loved/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 30 Apr 2012 12:58:24 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Sarah McMahon-Sperber</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.thescrib.com/?p=1131</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[My sister is going to have her second little girl in a few days. She’s going to be beautiful, smart, kick-ass and hilarious. And we are all going to love her so much, it’s going to mess her up. What an odd realization it is to start thinking of the impact you might have on ]]></description>
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		<title>8 Best Rock Singers Of All Time</title>
		<link>http://www.thescrib.com/2012/04/27/top-8-rock-n-roll-front-men/</link>
		<comments>http://www.thescrib.com/2012/04/27/top-8-rock-n-roll-front-men/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 27 Apr 2012 14:45:58 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Joe Issid</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[axl rose]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[dave mustaine]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Freddy Mercury]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[Jim Morrison]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Lemmy]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Mick Jagger]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Ozzy Osbourne]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[robert plant]]></category>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.thescrib.com/?p=1102</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Here is a completely subjective, personal and utterly unscientific list of the greatest front men and best rock singers of all time. Whittling the list down to a mere 8 involved a herculean effort and a great deal of soul searching. But, as they say, someone has got to do it. A truly great rock ]]></description>
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		<title>8 Best TV Bars and Pubs</title>
		<link>http://www.thescrib.com/2012/04/26/top-8-tv-bars/</link>
		<comments>http://www.thescrib.com/2012/04/26/top-8-tv-bars/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 26 Apr 2012 12:39:31 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Joe Issid</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[TV & Movies]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Bada Bing!]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[Cheers]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[How I Met Your Mother]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Mad Men]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[McLaren’s Pub]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Moe’s]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Orlando’s]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Paddy's Pub]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Parks and Recreation]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[The Simpsons]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[The Snakehole]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[The Wire]]></category>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.thescrib.com/?p=995</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Over the years, many TV shows have either centered around or have prominently featured a local drinking hole. At The Scrib, we like to see ourselves as experienced purveyors of good drinking establishments and would like to send a proverbial drink over to some of our favourite haunts. Below is a list of the best TV ]]></description>
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		<title>Things To Do on a Rainy Day</title>
		<link>http://www.thescrib.com/2012/04/23/things-to-do-on-a-rainy-day/</link>
		<comments>http://www.thescrib.com/2012/04/23/things-to-do-on-a-rainy-day/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 23 Apr 2012 14:08:04 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Joe Issid</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.thescrib.com/?p=978</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[If it happens to be raining and you are at a loss for things to do, check out our chart below of things you can do to keep yourself busy while it pours outside]]></description>
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		<title>A White Man Experiences Ramadan</title>
		<link>http://www.thescrib.com/2012/04/18/a-white-man-experiences-ramadan/</link>
		<comments>http://www.thescrib.com/2012/04/18/a-white-man-experiences-ramadan/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 18 Apr 2012 15:15:54 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Joe Issid</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[fasting]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[Islam]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Jeddah]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Ramadan]]></category>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.thescrib.com/?p=939</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[From 2002-2004, I was living and working in Saudi Arabia. During that time, I traveled extensively throughout Europe and Asia and kept a fairly detailed journal of my experiences. As my web site attracted less than 10 visitors a month, it was more effective to spam my friends with long emails about my life in the ]]></description>
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		<title>Fun Times with Google Analytics</title>
		<link>http://www.thescrib.com/2012/04/16/fun-times-with-google-analytics/</link>
		<comments>http://www.thescrib.com/2012/04/16/fun-times-with-google-analytics/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 16 Apr 2012 12:10:34 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Joe Issid</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Life Hacks]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Google Analytics]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Google search]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[humour]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.thescrib.com/?p=866</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Interested in looking under the hood of The Scrib? Curious to know what hilarious shit people are Googling to end up at The Scrib? Want to know where to get a gay massage in Saudi Arabia? I thought so! A big portion of my responsibilities as Managing Editor is to monitor the success and popularity ]]></description>
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