http://textpattern.com/?v=4.0.4 thesh.info - article http://thesh.info/ My pithy slogan Sat, 04 Aug 2007 22:58:43 GMT Paper Cuts -Paper cuts hurt like hell.
-War is hell.
-Paper cuts hurt like war.
-You don’t know the shit I’ve been through.

]]> -Paper cuts hurt like hell.
-War is hell.
-Paper cuts hurt like war.
-You don’t know the shit I’ve been through.

]]> http://thesh.info/article/paper-cuts Thu, 14 Jun 2007 17:11:39 GMT Matt McInerney tag:thesh.info,2007-06-14:dc3fad1941dd725d379dfcf985fd7ab1/12ac1db822bb091d245e07aa5696f244 Fck Vwls mks gd snse tht shinfo cld b appld to th alphbt. All th spc tht gts wstd on vwls in lrgr wds wsts grt amts of ppr and cltrs up th kbrds of cmptrs. So instd of spl chk we cld use a vwl rmvr.

hll! prgmrs hv shrtnd wrds fr a while now.

Vwls = shnfo

]]> mks gd snse tht shinfo cld b appld to th alphbt. All th spc tht gts wstd on vwls in lrgr wds wsts grt amts of ppr and cltrs up th kbrds of cmptrs. So instd of spl chk we cld use a vwl rmvr.

hll! prgmrs hv shrtnd wrds fr a while now.

Vwls = shnfo

]]> http://thesh.info/article/fck-vwls Mon, 11 Jun 2007 20:33:14 GMT Matt McInerney tag:thesh.info,2007-06-11:dc3fad1941dd725d379dfcf985fd7ab1/761d12f7c58029e49910be4f48b6e52b shinfo Shinfo becomes Shinfo What will we have if shinfo as a concept itself becomes shinfo? Scientists and mathematicians have been wrestling with this conundrum for several hours. They have concluded the following rule:

Shinfo is actually the dark matter of the universe and as such makes up over 70% of the mass of the universe. So the relevance of shinfo is everlasting, so long as no one turns on the universal flshlight and exposes existance for what it’s worth. Shinfo.

]]> What will we have if shinfo as a concept itself becomes shinfo? Scientists and mathematicians have been wrestling with this conundrum for several hours. They have concluded the following rule:

Shinfo is actually the dark matter of the universe and as such makes up over 70% of the mass of the universe. So the relevance of shinfo is everlasting, so long as no one turns on the universal flashlight and exposes existence for what it’s worth. Shinfo.

]]> http://thesh.info/article/shinfo-becomes-shinfo Tue, 29 May 2007 03:24:44 GMT Matt McInerney tag:thesh.info,2007-05-28:dc3fad1941dd725d379dfcf985fd7ab1/45dfb7a097d49be5dd1c41fd19298c82 shinfo Pierced Pit I saw a girl with the inside of her lip pierced this morning. You know…. The area that connects your lip to your gums. I don’t get it… I think I might get a strange place on my body pierced now. Like maybe my armpit?

]]> I saw a girl with the inside of her lip pierced this morning. You know…. The area that connects your lip to your gums. I don’t get it… I think I might get a strange place on my body pierced now. Like maybe my armpit?

]]> http://thesh.info/article/pierced-pit Thu, 17 May 2007 15:54:28 GMT Matt McInerney tag:thesh.info,2007-05-17:dc3fad1941dd725d379dfcf985fd7ab1/5fc8c08763d194cfb5aca214c155e16b piercing Bosses Everyone has a boss. Most are either assholes or idiots. A sure-fire way to tell which kind you have:

Ask them for a raise

1. If they give it to you they’re an idiot.
2. If they don’t they’re an asshole.

]]> Everyone has a boss. Most are either assholes or idiots. A sure-fire way to tell which kind you have:

Ask them for a raise

1. If they give it to you they’re an idiot.
2. If they don’t they’re an asshole.

]]> http://thesh.info/article/bosses Thu, 17 May 2007 01:14:38 GMT Matt McInerney tag:thesh.info,2007-05-16:dc3fad1941dd725d379dfcf985fd7ab1/d6c59b486e72fc137d8eb4d7a84c1bba bosses