The Slant / UK News

Charges Dropped In Goat Graffiti Case

Matt Rhodes — Wed, 11 Apr 2007 11:43:52 +0000

Charges dropped in test(icle) case.

Maradona In Hospital

Matt Rhodes — Fri, 30 Mar 2007 11:40:33 +0000

Footballing star handed back to hospital.

Colossal squid caught in Antarctica

Sue Stewart — Thu, 29 Mar 2007 12:04:42 +0000

But it wasn't frozen then, was it?

Croc Smuggler

Matt Rhodes — Wed, 28 Mar 2007 11:47:33 +0000

Is that a crocodile in your coat or are you just pleased to see me?

Want your first passport? Welcome to your passport interview

Sue Stewart — Wed, 28 Mar 2007 11:40:45 +0000

Tell me all your secrets. No, not that kind.

School Says No To Ties

Matt Rhodes — Thu, 22 Mar 2007 12:40:54 +0000

Watch out that tie your wearing could be very very dangerous.

Gorillas In The Clinic

Matt Rhodes — Wed, 21 Mar 2007 13:11:47 +0000

Gorillas and humans may have been more than just good friends.

Bleeding Jesus

Eliza E. Lanyard — Wed, 21 Mar 2007 13:03:47 +0000

God ignores war, famine, disease. Messes about with pictures instead.

Completely Frivolous Interview

RJ Barker — Mon, 19 Mar 2007 13:43:56 +0000

Count Arthur Strong, typing big for the deaf.

European Union army now at “full operational capability”

Sue Stewart — Fri, 16 Mar 2007 12:47:54 +0000

Only if it's entirely SAS, methinks

Blue Peter Caught Cheating

Eliza E. Lanyard — Wed, 14 Mar 2007 13:37:47 +0000

Here's one we faked earlier.

Immigrants asked to leave via text message.

Howard Spencer-Mosley — Thu, 08 Mar 2007 16:00:18 +0000

Pls lve imgrnt

Here Comes The Ghost Of Elvis

Matt Rhodes — Wed, 07 Mar 2007 13:42:23 +0000

Elections Hound-Dogged by ghosts

Lost Tomb of Jesus Found

Eliza E. Lanyard — Tue, 06 Mar 2007 13:49:27 +0000

Or is it a Templar conspiracy?

Want to Boost Your Income? Try Dying

Eliza E. Lanyard — Tue, 06 Mar 2007 13:05:23 +0000

Cash for goners scandal.

Wizard’s Willy Draws Huge Crowds

Howard Spencer-Mosley — Wed, 28 Feb 2007 13:55:35 +0000

Potter whips his wand out.

Sports Illustrated Magazine Puts Celebs At Risk

Matt Rhodes — Wed, 28 Feb 2007 13:03:26 +0000

Sausage on a stick? No thanks.

Perfectionists Particularly Prone To Poo Problems

Eliza E. Lanyard — Tue, 27 Feb 2007 12:33:02 +0000

IBS more likely in stressed out picky people.

14-Stone Boy May Be Taken Into Care

Howard Spencer-Mosley — Mon, 26 Feb 2007 16:54:13 +0000

Stephen Hawking predicts 'black hole' style collapse.

Father Ted Festival Hits ‘Real’ Craggy Island

Howard Spencer-Mosley — Mon, 26 Feb 2007 10:14:01 +0000

Will you go? Ach, ya will. ya will, ya will, ya will...