Rory Blyth: The Smartest Man in the World

Jolene Blaylock

rory@neopoleon.com (Rory Blyth) — Wed, 28 May 2008 00:00:00 EST

A charitable proposal: The Society for the Preservation for Jolene Blaylock.

Glop

rory@neopoleon.com (Rory Blyth) — Tue, 15 Apr 2008 00:00:00 EST

While staying at my temporarily unoccupied parental dwelling, and feeling the call of hunger, I contemplated consuming something in the fridge that can only be described as...

One in a Million

rory@neopoleon.com (Rory Blyth) — Sat, 07 Jul 2007 00:00:00 EST

I've noticed that, in recent years, whenever someone uses the term 'one in a million' somebody else is quick to point out that even if you're just one in a million there are roughly 5000 to 6000 other people on earth who are just like you.

My Father - Good Neighbor and Disposer of Things Dead

rory@neopoleon.com (Rory Blyth) — Thu, 28 Jun 2007 23:09:58 EST

A drunk man, a dead raccoon, a shovel, and me.

Keepin it Cool

rory@neopoleon.com (Rory Blyth) — Fri, 01 Jun 2007 10:17:21 EST

Some invaluable advice from TSMITW on how to keep your cool under extreme pressure

Office Space - A Cautionary Tale

rory@neopoleon.com (Rory Blyth) — Sun, 18 Mar 2007 08:38:02 EST

My father told me this story. Unbelievable.

Keeping the Eyeballs

rory@neopoleon.com (Rory Blyth) — Sun, 11 Mar 2007 23:32:24 EST

During dinner recently, Aydika and I talked, and as usual we talked about everything. And obviously, since everything includes the subject of animal dissection...

Canada Needs to Move the Hell Over

rory@neopoleon.com (Rory Blyth) — Sun, 04 Mar 2007 18:05:39 EST

Some of you might know that my work involves a lot of travel... and it looks like I'm going to be making a trip to Alaska.

Not the London I Remember

rory@neopoleon.com (Rory Blyth) — Sun, 18 Feb 2007 22:57:30 EST

I went back to London to see if it was the same magical place of my youth- and London has changed.

No Peace with French Canadia

rory@neopoleon.com (Rory Blyth) — Sat, 10 Feb 2007 23:48:08 EST

During a recent dinner with friends, a little comment I made in passing prompted someone to ask me about my dislike for French Canadians.

My Father, My Transvestite Hero

rory@neopoleon.com (Rory Blyth) — Sat, 03 Feb 2007 03:27:41 EST

"I have a receipt for the tires," I said. The cop just stared at me. He was probably thinking about how when someone decides to embark upon a life of crime, he should be at least the slightest bit prepared.

A Few Thoughts on the Subject of Genius

rory@neopoleon.com (Rory Blyth) — Sat, 27 Jan 2007 16:49:51 EST

Einstein couldn't do it again if he lived today. He'd be too distracted by the allure of technology, and by all those buttheads at Mensa trying to prove how smart they are.

Typhoid Baby

rory@neopoleon.com (Rory Blyth) — Sat, 13 Jan 2007 01:01:31 EST

It had to happen sooner or later. My biological defenses have been infiltrated by a snot-spewing child-thing.

Protecting Private Property

rory@neopoleon.com (Rory Blyth) — Fri, 08 Dec 2006 21:45:09 EST

My father fired off another shot, but the bamboo continued to rustle... a man must defend his bamboo.

Earwok

rory@neopoleon.com (Rory Blyth) — Sat, 02 Dec 2006 17:54:36 EST

I went out to lunch with my parents today, and my mom, believing that I am still 5 years old, gave me a couple of presents, or "prezzies" as she likes to call them.

From Pepperoni to Pig Anus

rory@neopoleon.com (Rory Blyth) — Sun, 26 Nov 2006 22:15:25 EST

I just got back from the local pizzeria... and today, they made a mistake.

Dangerous Times at 7-11

rory@neopoleon.com (Rory Blyth) — Fri, 17 Nov 2006 21:54:05 EST

A lot of you guys don't know this about me, but I kind of don't drink a lot, and there are some good reasons for it...

Proposed Amendment to the Neopoleon County Blue Laws

rory@neopoleon.com (Rory Blyth) — Sat, 28 Oct 2006 19:35:08 EST

There is another sinister affront to the good Neopoleon County to which I have been made privy in recent and difficult times.

Neopoleon County Blue Laws: Effective Immediately

rory@neopoleon.com (Rory Blyth) — Sun, 22 Oct 2006 01:17:20 EST

My blog has been getting a bit rowdy lately, therefore these blue laws will be effective immediately, without exception.

Some Thoughts on Reincarnation

rory@neopoleon.com (Rory Blyth) — Sat, 14 Oct 2006 17:08:18 EST

I think I've managed to explain some statistical trends, here.