The Sneeze

Lux Live!

sneezesteve@aol.com — 2009-05-04T10:29:06-08:00

Over the weekend Lux (age 9) and I had a blast on Twitter. We were just talking and for some reason he told me he had the ability to "answer any question." I jumped on Twitter and announced that Lux...

How I Almost Destroyed The British Government In Under 140 Characters

sneezesteve@aol.com — 2009-05-02T18:35:54-08:00

Some of you may follow me on Twitter. If not, you can find me here. (You might as well. I have no reason to believe Twitter won't be around and popular forever. Unlike Friendster and Napster which were awesomely cool...

How To Tell If Your State Sucks

sneezesteve@aol.com — 2009-04-24T08:43:56-08:00

I met my buddy, Kirker, about 7 years ago and pretty early on I learned he was from Kentucky. My initial response was something charming like, "What actually happens there? That's like one of those states that doesn't really have...

Sneezito

sneezesteve@aol.com — 2009-04-15T09:16:42-08:00

You are cordially invited to pop on over to Twitter and join me. It's like a cute little Sneeze baby. http://www.twitter.com/thesneeze...

The Mystery of the Face on the Buttocks

sneezesteve@aol.com — 2009-03-29T03:16:24-08:00

I enjoy fine art. So I didn't mind the other night when I was helping Raisins get into his pajamas and I noticed a face drawn on his ass in magic marker. I wasn't sure who did it, but I...

Sackless

sneezesteve@aol.com — 2009-03-07T18:54:13-08:00

My wife just sent me to the store with these bags. Thank you, Sweetie! These will be perfect. So much room for my Vagisil. Thank you....

Still Getting Settled In

sneezesteve@aol.com — 2009-03-04T22:29:02-08:00

I'm still in the process of moving everything over to The Sneeze's new web host. If you see any weirdness, that's why. But the fact that you're even reading this post is at least a good sign.(The comment pop-up isn't...

There Can Be Only One

sneezesteve@aol.com — 2009-02-16T09:35:46-08:00

The auction for the Tree Brain Tiki Mug has begun. Forgive the recap, but for those who are new to this-- a crazy fungus that looks like a big orange brain grows every Sept. on the tree in front...

The TJ's Song

sneezesteve@aol.com — 2009-02-14T12:02:28-08:00

Fantastic homemade video and love song to Trader Joe's (mostly on a cell phone) by Adam's friend, Carl....

Stevie's Home! (My Traditional Valentine's Love Tip)

sneezesteve@aol.com — 2009-02-13T10:32:09-08:00

A long time ago when my wife was my girlfriend and we were LIVING IN SIN, a tradition was born. I'd like to now share it with you all. I came home from work one day and found her...

The Missing Quarter

sneezesteve@aol.com — 2009-02-09T09:09:09-08:00

Proving once again why you're all so wonderful, Henrik received an email from a Sneeze reader (Meg?) requesting the traditional quarter for size-reference on the Tree Brain Tiki Mugs. Señor Van Tiki has happily complied....

Interesting Find

sneezesteve@aol.com — 2009-02-08T14:57:10-08:00

Angelcat writes: Hey Steve, Found a Garfield comic from 2001 that conclusively proves that Jim Davis went forward in time and used a sneeze reference in his comics... Just thought you'd enjoy that! AC That is a great find, but...

Freshly Baked Brains

sneezesteve@aol.com — 2009-02-05T08:41:10-08:00

Just in from VanTiki Headquarters, Hawaii: Aloha Steve - Just unloaded the kiln, and the mugs look great! I snapped a few quick shots of the still-hot mugs on the workbench. I'll shoot up some proper photos once things have...

Aloha from Van Tiki Island

sneezesteve@aol.com — 2009-02-04T08:37:27-08:00

Things had been quiet with the Tree Brains Tiki Mugs for awhile, but they have suddenly sprung back to life with new vim. (I realize you don't often see "vim" out there on its own without "vigor," but today's the...

Raisins 2008

sneezesteve@aol.com — 2009-02-01T23:15:29-08:00

On Christmas Eve 2006, I decided to do a little test to see how excited my 3-year-old would be to receive a tiny box of raisins as compared to his other more pricey presents. He was not pleased to...