https://www.thespoof.com/ Spoof News and Political Satire World News en Copyright 2026, TheSpoof.com Tue, 16 Jun 2026 21:30:01 GMT webmaster@thespoof.com webmaster@thespoof.com 60 https://www.thespoof.com/images/logo120x60.gif https://www.thespoof.com/ 120 60 Spoof News and Political Satire Writing World News https://www.thespoof.com/spoof-news/world/160597/should-the-russian-wagner-mercenary-group-surrender-weapons-to-putin No! No! Please don’t do it, Wagner Group. You’re going to end up at the receiving end of those weapons. Bet your bottom dollar. Or if you do surrender the guns, keep the bullets, or rockets, or the missiles, and a wheel from each tank and the tail ro… Tue, 27 Jun 2023 19:07:43 GMT https://www.thespoof.com/spoof-news/world/160585/prince-harry-offers-to-mediate-between-russia-s-president-putin-and-wagner-chief-yevgeny-prigozhin The Russian government is said to be considering an offer of assistance from British Prince Harry to mediate in the dispute between President Putin and Yevgeny Prigozhin, the chief of the Wagner Group. Wagner has tens of thousands of mercenaries,… Mon, 26 Jun 2023 13:17:15 GMT https://www.thespoof.com/spoof-news/world/160574/an-infamous-taliban-hit-man-captured-as-he-was-eating-a-cheeseburger-at-the-la-bea-tar-pits-diner The iNews News Agency reports that one of the most wanted Taliban hit men has been captured by two La Brea Police Department police officers. You might think the Taliban is a throwback from the 2000s but it still has some tail-end SEO activity. Sat, 24 Jun 2023 18:31:13 GMT https://www.thespoof.com/spoof-news/world/160580/why-is-putin-shrinking Vladimir Putin appears to be shrinking after his close call from Wagner Group owner Yevgeny Prigozhin. Seems Prigozhin threatened to march to Moscow and take on Putin. Prigozhin, a former hot-dog stand operator, was super pissed. One did not have… Sun, 25 Jun 2023 18:30:31 GMT https://www.thespoof.com/spoof-news/world/160584/reports-out-of-london-are-that-russias-kgb-has-donald-trump-on-their-people-to-kidnap-list The United Kingdom's news agency, Ta Ta For Now News, reports that a secret text message was intercepted that was going from the KGB to President Vladimir Nikita Putin's chief of security. The message stated that the pussy grabbing, tax evader, (a… Mon, 26 Jun 2023 13:43:30 GMT https://www.thespoof.com/spoof-news/world/160462/may-we-all-suckle-the-sap-of-the-leader-log Since no one can find Lukashenko, dictator and Putin puppet of Belarus, the good people of that country have decided to elect a log of wood as its leader. The log has promised sweeping reforms! All trees shall be protected and given equal right… Sat, 10 Jun 2023 18:51:01 GMT https://www.thespoof.com/spoof-news/world/160287/north-korean-leader-kim-jong-un-wants-to-visit-the-united-kingdom The leader of North Korea recently surprised King Charles III with a text message, expressing a keen desire to visit England and tour Buckingham Palace. The Korean leader expressed his admiration for King Charles' mother, the queen, and couldn't h… Thu, 18 May 2023 19:12:51 GMT https://www.thespoof.com/spoof-news/world/160277/the-hms-outcast-sinks-a-russian-destroyer In a stunning display of naval prowess, the HMS Outcast of the Royal Navy has taken down the notorious Russian destroyer, The Comradess Olga, much to the dismay of President Putin. The ill-fated Russian sub, on its way back to Mother Russia for a… Tue, 16 May 2023 21:07:14 GMT https://www.thespoof.com/spoof-news/world/160441/a-shepherd-in-bangladesh-breeds-a-yak-with-a-goat-and-its-not-a-joke Word coming out of Bangladesh is that a yak herder has successfully bred a yak with a goat. The shepherd named Raja Cumtulla, 68, said that he has always liked experimenting with crossbreeding various types of animals. He noted that some of the… Thu, 08 Jun 2023 05:25:04 GMT https://www.thespoof.com/spoof-news/world/160306/the-british-submarine-the-hms-camilla-parker-bowles-almost-fired-torpedoes-at-a-wayward-norwegian-fishing-boat-off-the-english-coast The UK publication True Dat News has just released a jaw-dropping report about a maritime incident near the British coast. According to Buckingham Palace spokesman Nigel Foote, the HMS Camilla Bowles narrowly avoided firing upon a Norwegian fishing b… Sat, 20 May 2023 19:32:28 GMT https://www.thespoof.com/spoof-news/world/160255/a-cambodian-mini-plane-sinks-a-russian-submarine BuzzFuzz is reporting on an incident in the Black Sea involving a Russian submarine and a mischievous Cambodian mini-plane. As the submarine innocently resurfaced for a crew smoke break, little did they know that misfortune was waiting behind a cl… Sun, 14 May 2023 03:50:22 GMT https://www.thespoof.com/spoof-news/world/160271/where-is-lukashenko "My name is Luka, I live on second floor. No one has seen me for many days, weeks, months. Where am I? Do I look constipated? What cannot emerge from my assholes? I do not know. I had doctor who told me bad news - "retired" - which means many things… Sun, 14 May 2023 18:46:43 GMT https://www.thespoof.com/spoof-news/world/160246/the-7th-cavalry-us-armored-division-decimates-one-of-putins-top-divisions-at-the-battle-of-izyum Reports from the heart of Russia indicate that President Putin is fuming with rage as yet another of his cherished divisions crumbles under the relentless assault of an American Artillery Division at Izyum, Ukraine. The latest headlines from Boom… Fri, 12 May 2023 17:58:25 GMT https://www.thespoof.com/spoof-news/world/160222/a-greek-submarine-loses-its-radar-system-and-ends-up-at-the-south-pole Reports coming out of the ancient country of Greece reveal that one of Greece's state-of-the-art submarines had a malfunction with its radar system, causing it to end up off course…way, way off course. The Polaris submarine "Delphi" was conducti… Wed, 10 May 2023 00:58:02 GMT https://www.thespoof.com/spoof-news/world/160663/a-tremendous-mudslide-buries-dozens-of-italian-vineyards The cost of wine will certainly be going up as a recent mudslide has destroyed over 30 of Italy's best vineyards. The mudslide nicknamed "II Fango," struck at 3:33 am, Cleveland time. Early reports are that two of "The Boot Country's" major vin… Thu, 06 Jul 2023 23:27:16 GMT https://www.thespoof.com/spoof-news/world/160664/king-charles-addresses-the-rumor-that-one-of-the-buckingham-palace-royal-guards-is-an-al-qaeda-terrorist Tickety Boo News reporter Grover Buck first broke the story about a Buckingham Palace guard actually being an Al-Qaeda operative. Buck said that he got the scoop from record producer and businessman Simon Cowell. Cowell reportedly heard the rum… Thu, 06 Jul 2023 23:48:47 GMT https://www.thespoof.com/spoof-news/world/160700/a-70-foot-high-tsunami-sinks-a-russian-destroyer The Kremlin Voice reports that a devastating tsunami has sunk a Russian naval destroyer. The KV states that the Russian warship, "The Olga Svetsinovich," sunk within 14 minutes of getting hit by the massive wave, which was taller than a seven stor… Tue, 11 Jul 2023 16:25:11 GMT https://www.thespoof.com/spoof-news/world/160656/king-charles-and-president-biden-sign-the-anti-terrorist-pact Word filtering out of Buckingham Palace is that King Charles III, and President Joe Biden have agreed to sign what they are calling the "US/UK Anti-Terrorist Pact." According to Buckingham Palace spokesperson Nigel Foote, the pact states in no unc… Thu, 06 Jul 2023 20:15:32 GMT https://www.thespoof.com/spoof-news/world/160696/a-hezbollah-hitman-is-arrested-at-a-wrestling-match One of the world's most wanted terrorist hitmen, Yaseen Su Tibia, was arrested as he sat in the second row at a WWE wrestling match in New York City. The Hezbollah terrorist, who is known as "The Crazy Creep," told arresting officers that he is n… Mon, 10 Jul 2023 22:08:38 GMT https://www.thespoof.com/spoof-news/world/160412/putin-puts-in-the-nukes-to-expand-border Lukashenko, the Head Tough Guy from Belarus, may or may not be invisible. Some have not seen him. Some have seen his double. Some have seen footage of him saying things that may be from today or 20 years ago but with the audio spliced. Rumors a… Sun, 04 Jun 2023 20:41:11 GMT https://www.thespoof.com/spoof-news/world/160359/a-6-9-earthquake-hits-moscow Moscow was rocked to its core when a 6.9 earthquake hit Russia's capitol city at 2:59 am. The Kremlin reported that 37 portraits of President Vladimir Nikita Putin were knocked off the wall and landed on the imported Italian marble floor. The K… Fri, 26 May 2023 20:21:20 GMT https://www.thespoof.com/spoof-news/world/160358/a-volcano-suddenly-forms-right-next-to-a-famous-popular-ski-resort-in-switizerland The Volcanic Institute of Switzerland reports that a Type B volcano has suddenly formed a mere three miles from Chalet Fondue, a very popular and ritzy-as-the-dickens Swiss ski resort. The volcano named "The Swiss Miss," was discovered by newly ma… Sun, 28 May 2023 17:04:09 GMT https://www.thespoof.com/spoof-news/world/160340/a-new-book-reveals-that-robin-hood-was-actually-a-horrible-archer New Leaf Press has just released a book that reveals that the legendary Robin Hood, an English outlaw, who stole from the rich and gave to the poor, was in actuality very lousy with the bow and arrow. The book is titled "Straight As An Arrow? 'Fra… Thu, 25 May 2023 11:37:35 GMT https://www.thespoof.com/spoof-news/world/160348/king-charles-personally-donates-1-million-to-ukraines-war-effort The BBC has just announced that a source inside Buckingham Palace has made it known that King Charles, has just donated £1 million to President Volodymyr Zelenskyy's Ukraine War effort against the invading heathens, Putin's troops. Charles notes t… Sun, 28 May 2023 19:33:54 GMT https://www.thespoof.com/spoof-news/world/160621/z-mark-on-cars-now-has-some-folks-confused-in-ukraine There has been a growing trend across many parts of Ukraine, of ordinary folks painting a white Z on a foe's vehicle, to settle a debt, or to right a perceived wrong. But now this new fad of 'revenge Z hits' might be going a bit too far, say some… Sat, 01 Jul 2023 02:09:32 GMT https://www.thespoof.com/spoof-news/world/160620/watch-out-putin-yevgeny-prigozhin-is-coming-to-get-you-maybe Watch out and keep a lookout. It ain’t over until it’s over. And Yevgeny Prigozhin isn’t over. Yet. Yevgeny Prigozhin halted his invasion into Russia and the marched toward Moscow, a couple hundred miles away from that city, and was welcomed b… Fri, 30 Jun 2023 19:44:21 GMT https://www.thespoof.com/spoof-news/world/160192/did-russia-shoot-itself-and-intentionally-miss Now really! Watching a film of a rocket headed toward a substantial bald dome in Moscow with a flag pole sticking straight up on top, but missing the skinny flag pole on top by inches, then also missing the huge bald dome? Somehow, the rocket went ov… Sat, 06 May 2023 19:03:24 GMT https://www.thespoof.com/spoof-news/world/160639/swedish-book-burning-needs-focus-aim-for-the-jewels The Swedes are burning books again … and I must take serious issue with this issue! Sure, one could say that any god who worries Him- or Itself over the burning of His book is no god at all. Aren’t gods bigger than their holy books? Apparently not… Mon, 03 Jul 2023 22:13:36 GMT https://www.thespoof.com/spoof-news/world/160163/a-driverless-tesla-crusie-ship-hits-and-sinks-a-laotian-fishing-boat Elon Musk has just learned that his pride and joy, the Tesla cruise ship, has collided with and sunk a Laotian fishing boat. The ship, named The Merry Mermaid of The Ocean, struck the fishing boat at 3:13 am, and within a minute, by 3:14 am, the L… Fri, 05 May 2023 12:42:08 GMT https://www.thespoof.com/spoof-news/world/160214/a-burro-herder-discovers-gold-in-the-pico-de-gallo-mountains Mexico's El Ole News Agency reports that a burro herder, who was deeply engrossed in digging a hole, stumbled upon something so dazzling in the dirt that it nearly blinded him with shock and amazement. The sun glinted off the object, casting a gol… Tue, 09 May 2023 23:25:59 GMT https://www.thespoof.com/spoof-news/world/159973/italy-is-facing-the-worst-pepperoni-shortage-in-53-years ROME - (Spoof News) - The Vatican View News Agency is reporting that Italy, "The Land of Pizza Pies," is experiencing the worst pepperoni shortage in 53 years. The VVNA notes that the shortage is due to the horrendous droughts that hit the "Boot"… Thu, 13 Apr 2023 04:15:51 GMT https://www.thespoof.com/spoof-news/world/160045/mexicos-destroyer-the-pancho-villa-shoots-a-russian-surveillance-plane-out-of-the-sky SOMEWHERE IN THE BLACK SEA - (Spoof Satire) - Mexico's El Ole News Agency reports that the destroyer Pancho Villa has just shot a Russian surveillance plane out of the Ukrainian sky. The plane is worth $63 million and was the pride and joy of the… Thu, 13 Apr 2023 11:35:00 GMT https://www.thespoof.com/spoof-news/world/160739/a-top-al-qaeda-spy-is-arrested-watching-the-yankees-and-the-astros-at-yankee-stadium One of Al-Qaeda's leading spies, Hanji Mir Azis was recently arrested as he sat in Yankee Stadium watching a game between the Yanks and the world champion Houston Astros. Mir Azis is considered to be one of the world's most prolific spies, who has… Sun, 16 Jul 2023 13:59:21 GMT https://www.thespoof.com/spoof-news/world/159332/flaccidia-worlds-smallest-and-underwhelming-country-considers-name-change Flaccidia, that not-very-impressive country located east of Portugal but west of China, is considering a name change to rectify its unfortunate reputation as the baby carrot of nations. Prime Minister Justus MacPolo explained, "We're actually a bi… Thu, 04 May 2023 23:57:16 GMT