The Superficial - Because You're Ugly

Ashlee Simpson: 'I love Jessica's body.' Keep going...

Mon, 16 Nov 2009 11:25:00 -0500

Ashlee Simpson apparently wants to do her own sister, according to the latest issue of Women's Health: "My sister has an incredible body. I feel sorry for anyone who would judge her, because she's one sexy lady." ASHLEE: What... ...read full story

Paris Hilton wants to destroy the Kardashians

Mon, 16 Nov 2009 10:40:00 -0500

Paris Hilton is pissed that the Kardashians rode her admittedly roomy labia to stardom and now make more money than she does. However, Paris is already planning to destroy them by copying their every move? Okay, sure. Page Six... ...read full story

Shayne Lamas gets DUI, immediately issues press release

Mon, 16 Nov 2009 09:35:00 -0500

Reality star Shayne Lamas was picked up for a DUI Saturday night and, in a move worthy of a Kardashian, immediately issued a statement to E! News to cash in on the publicity: "Early Saturday morning, after consuming one... ...read full story

Britney Spears' breasts in a bikini aren't making me cry. What the...

Sun, 15 Nov 2009 20:45:00 -0500

Dear Britney, Did you notice today how people stared at your chest and went "Hey, those are kind of awesome" instead of asking whether you're pointing at them or that guy over there? No, way over there. That's what... ...read full story

Lindsay Lohan cries when asked to pay for goods and services

Sun, 15 Nov 2009 18:50:00 -0500

When she's not trying to shaft an unsuspecting Kellan Lutz with her liquor bills, Lindsay Lohan is apparently going into hysterics now when asked to pay for items she's consumed like a productive member of society. People reports: "Lindsay... ...read full story

Jennifer Aniston still in a bikini

Sun, 15 Nov 2009 16:15:00 -0500

Jennifer Aniston continued her Mexican vacation Friday and I've gotta ask this or else I won't be able to look at myself in the mirror: Why doesn't Jennifer Aniston wear a bikini all the time instead of acting? I'm... ...read full story

Joanna Krupa in Playboy

Fri, 13 Nov 2009 21:30:00 -0500

Here's model/actress/Maxim's Sexiest Swimsuit Model in the World Joanna Krupa posing for the December issue of Playboy and breaking the annoying streak of quasi-celebs refusing to go nude FOR PLAYBOY. That's like owning a titty bar and letting the.. ...read full story

Diddy is an old romantic

Fri, 13 Nov 2009 21:00:00 -0500

In an interview to promote his reality show I Want To Work For Diddy, Sean "Diddy" Combs regales RadarOnline with a romantic tale about sending an assistant to fetch porn: "One time, I had left my porn collection in... ...read full story

Britney Spears gets chesty with the kids and other news

Fri, 13 Nov 2009 19:00:00 -0500

- Johnny Depp offers to make Nicolas Cage's money problems go away thus saving us all from Ghost Rider and National Treasure trilogies. [Lainey Gossip] - Jon Gosselin is suing TLC for $5 million which should just about cover... ...read full story

UPDATE: Carrie Prejean made 8 sex tapes, 30 nude photos

Fri, 13 Nov 2009 18:25:00 -0500

Carrie Prejean called the sex tape she tried to coerce a boyfriend into covering up "the biggest mistake of her life." Turns out it was one out of almost 40, according to RadarOnline: Now a RadarOnline.com investigation has uncovered... ...read full story

Lindsay Lohan crawls out of Paris' ex's house

Fri, 13 Nov 2009 17:05:00 -0500

Lindsay Lohan attended the Nu Pop Movement event at Kitson last night then apparently did enough partying to end up doing the walk of shame out of Stavros Niarchos' house at seven this morning. I'm not saying they had... ...read full story

Leighton Meester in lingerie

Fri, 13 Nov 2009 14:05:00 -0500

[IMAGES REMOVED] Here's Leighton Meester posing in lingerie for the latest issue of GQ. While the Leighton Ass is a force to be reckoned with, I can't help but feel Blake Lively should smother it to death with her breasts... ...read full story

Nicole Kidman freaks people out

Fri, 13 Nov 2009 12:55:00 -0500

Nicole Kidman made a brief appearance at the CMAs Wednesday night (above) and apparently scared the living bejebus out of people. Page Six reports: "She looked freakish," said one witness. "She just had her lips done, and now she... ...read full story

Jennifer Aniston in a bikini

Fri, 13 Nov 2009 11:45:00 -0500

Here's Jennifer Aniston relaxing in a bikini yesterday in Mexico, and I know these pics are kind of blurry so just do what I do: Pretend you walked out onto your hotel balcony after taking your contacts out only... ...read full story

Megan Fox hates women. And vice versa.

Fri, 13 Nov 2009 10:35:00 -0500

Megan Fox recently sat down with The New York Times to discuss why chicks want to kick her down a well and leave her for dead: On women hating her: "Women tear each other apart. Girls think I'm a... ...read full story