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            <title>Jon Gosselin brings the ladies?</title>
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            <title>Beyonce goes Brazilian and other news</title>
            <description>- Bradley Cooper should've used Renee Zellweger as a spotter. [Lainey Gossip] - Angelina Jolie probably won't be saving Haiti with margaritas and Sheryl Crow in a bikini. [PopEater] - Peaches Geldof was a bad choice. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is...  &lt;a href="http://thesuperficial.com/2010/02/beyonce_gets_chesty_in_brazil.php"&gt;...read full story&lt;/a&gt;
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            <title>JWoww understands television</title>
            <description>Like any woman with fake tits and absolutely zero redeeming personal qualities, Jersey Shore's JWoww reached the inevitable conclusion that they should probably be bigger. Page Six reports: She was spotted Friday visiting the Long Island offices of   &lt;a href="http://thesuperficial.com/2010/02/jwoww_understands_television.php"&gt;...read full story&lt;/a&gt;
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            <title>Jennifer Aniston saved Mexico, everybody</title>
            <description>Jennifer Aniston explains how she's just like Jesus by choosing to spend her 41st birthday in Mexico. Via People: Why did she choose Mexico where she has gone many times before? "These people survive on us coming down and...  &lt;a href="http://thesuperficial.com/2010/02/jennifer_aniston_saved_mexico.php"&gt;...read full story&lt;/a&gt;
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            <title>Michael Jackson preferred an audience while pissing in jars</title>
            <description>So apparently Michael Jackson liked to pee in jars while people watched. Why not? TMZ reports: TMZ first published the autopsy findings yesterday. Among the items found in the bedroom where Dr. Conrad Murray was treating Michael Jackson --...  &lt;a href="http://thesuperficial.com/2010/02/michael_jackson_preferred_an_a.php"&gt;...read full story&lt;/a&gt;
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