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Levi Johnston in Playgirl

Sat, 21 Nov 2009 18:05:00 -0500

Here's the much-ballyhooed but penis-less Levi Johnston Playgirl shoot that made its way online today. Normally I don't post on Saturdays, but after the veritable tit barrage yesterday, I figured the least I could do is give the man-hungry... ...read full story

Miranda Kerr and a bunch of chicks are topless

Fri, 20 Nov 2009 23:55:00 -0500

These are handouts from the 2010 Pirelli Calendar Launch Party in London last night, and I'm not pointing any fingers here, but had Summit Entertainment passed out free porn, maybe I would've came to their little launch event this... ...read full story

Heidi Klum and the Other Victoria's Secret Models I'm Just Now Getting To

Fri, 20 Nov 2009 18:30:00 -0500

Here's some more shots from the 2009 Victoria's Secret Fashion Show including Heidi Klum daring to walk on stage after having a baby, the unfathomably hot Ana Beatriz Barros, Behati Prinsloo and Chanel Iman who I specifically saved for... ...read full story

Kim Kardashian's ass in boots and other news

Fri, 20 Nov 2009 17:25:00 -0500

- Ashley Greene is the Kate Hudson of the Twilight franchise? But Ashley has breasts... [Lainey Gossip] - Kate Hudson proving my point from above. [Drunken Stepfather: Site is NSFW] - Vanessa Hudgens is still maintaining Zac Efron's cover.... ...read full story

Carrie Prejean's brother: 'I'd watch her sex tape'

Fri, 20 Nov 2009 16:35:00 -0500

I never thought I'd find myself feeling sorry for Carrie Prejean, but Jesus Christ. Via RadarOnline: Billy did come to his sister's defense once again:"It was from a cell phone, it was supposed to be totally confidential. I think... ...read full story

Shauna Sand: Mother of the Year

Fri, 20 Nov 2009 15:55:00 -0500

Continuing her trend of embarrassing whore moments in front of her kids, Shauna Sand spent last night flashing her panties to the paparazzi during a night out with her daughters. Although, in Shauna's defense, I'm pretty sure the paps... ...read full story

Miley Cyrus cares deeply about her employees

Fri, 20 Nov 2009 14:35:00 -0500

After the tour bus accident that left a man dead this morning and injured others in her crew, you'd assume Miley Cyrus would postpone Sunday's show out of respect for her employees. Unfortunately, you'd be out of your goddamn... ...read full story

Now who's gonna snowmobile with Tom Cruise?

Fri, 20 Nov 2009 13:55:00 -0500

Leaving Tom Cruise with no couch to jump on, save those of shirtless sailors and dollhouses, Oprah Winfrey announced today she'll be ending her talk show after 25 years on the air. Via People: "After much prayer and careful... ...read full story

The 2009 Victoria's Secret Fashion Show

Fri, 20 Nov 2009 12:45:00 -0500

If you don't like looking at insanely hot women in lingerie, now would be a good time to go see New Moon and/or become a People subscriber. These are shots from last night's 2009 Victoria's Secret Fashion Show, and... ...read full story

Miley Cyrus' tour claims a life

Fri, 20 Nov 2009 11:25:00 -0500

Presumably as punishment for simulating masturbation on stage, the Lord saw fit to flip one of Miley Cyrus' tour buses this morning in Virginia leaving the driver dead. Miley was not on board. The AP reports: Sgt. Thomas Molnar... ...read full story

Megan Fox is stretchy

Fri, 20 Nov 2009 10:50:00 -0500

Hey, guys, running a tad behind this morning (Thank you, Victoria's Secret Fashion Show), so here are outtakes from Megan Fox's recent photoshoot for The New York Times Magazine. Because there's really not enough pics of Megan Fox accentuating... ...read full story

Hayden Panettiere fellating a machine gun

Thu, 19 Nov 2009 18:50:00 -0500

Here's Hayden Panettiere posing for Tyler Shields new book "The Dirty Side of Glamour," and the headline covers pretty much everything you need to know here. In related news, Charlton Heston's corpse just came. Video of Hayden Getting Drenched... ...read full story

Katy Perry in Spandex and other news

Thu, 19 Nov 2009 17:05:00 -0500

- Audrina Patridge banged some dude from Glee. Apparently there's straight ones? [Lainey Gossip] - Jamie Pressly is starting to have the chest of a 50-year-old sun-worshipper. Not good. [Drunken Stepfather: Site is NSFW] - Adrian Grenier might be... ...read full story

The 2009 GQ Men of the Year Awards.. Featuring Women!

Thu, 19 Nov 2009 15:40:00 -0500

GQ held its 2009 Men of the Year Awards last night in LA, so here's a smattering of all the beautiful people that attended: Olivia Wilde with her ox-strangling witchery. Alexander Skarsgard... in pants. I got nothin'. Levi Johnston... ...read full story

UPDATE: Tila Tequila loses her tiny naked shit (Added video)

Thu, 19 Nov 2009 14:10:00 -0500

Tila Tequila went on a deranged, naked rant this morning on Ustream which her attorney has since taken down claiming she's mentally ill from the incident with Shawne Merriman. TMZ reports: Attorney Cyrus Nownejad tells TMZ he thinks the... ...read full story