The Vinyl Countdown

142: Upset About Being Un-Nervous

Keith — Fri, 25 May 2012 16:05:01 +0000

Starts with an epic prostitute story, ends with a nerd battle.

003: I’ve Always Said That — Torontocidal

Keith — Fri, 18 May 2012 03:00:06 +0000

Keith, Mike & Joel discuss life, love,and drinking urine to turn yourself invisible.

141: Black Ladies / The Miracle Story

Keith — Fri, 11 May 2012 16:05:39 +0000

McNally went back to NYC. These are his adventures.

140: The Vinyl Island

Keith — Fri, 04 May 2012 16:05:44 +0000

The original gang back together. Except Picard, who died.

139: Is the rub and tug something you pay for?

Keith — Tue, 01 May 2012 16:05:40 +0000

Kaboom learns about the ways of men.

138: The One Where Craig Gets Raped

Keith — Fri, 27 Apr 2012 16:05:16 +0000

Craig tells an amazing tale of not one, but *two* ladies. Goodness!

137: The Fyutch

Keith — Tue, 24 Apr 2012 16:03:10 +0000

More from 4/20. Again, enter at your own risk.

136: But by saying ‘hardly’, it could still be Op-Hue.

Keith — Fri, 20 Apr 2012 15:27:44 +0000

The 420 episode. Enter at your own risk.

135: The Tragically Shat

Keith — Fri, 13 Apr 2012 16:01:05 +0000

With Keith's old friend Chris, plus Craig! And Matt. And you!

134: “my arms and hands its pain.”

Keith — Fri, 06 Apr 2012 16:05:08 +0000

Saying goodbye to Joel's old house with one last ROCKING FUCKING PODCAST PARTY!!!! WHOOO!!!!!!

133: Orient-Man

Keith — Fri, 30 Mar 2012 16:01:25 +0000

With my old friend Seemingly Gay Matty J! That's what his mom calls him.

132: Farewell O’Nizzle

Keith — Fri, 23 Mar 2012 16:05:55 +0000

O'Nizzle moves on to greener employment pastures... but who knows, maybe she'll get fired? That would rock.

131: Live at Podcamp Toronto 2012

Keith — Fri, 16 Mar 2012 16:01:18 +0000

Live with no jive! YEAH!!!

130: Rape It And Tape It

Keith — Fri, 09 Mar 2012 17:05:34 +0000

Featuring on-air barf cleaning! To me it was funny.

003: Ladies vs Gentlemen — Round 3

Keith — Fri, 02 Mar 2012 17:01:32 +0000

Rayanne & Kaboom vs Picard & McNally! Now with aftershow! Round 3, FIGHT!

002: I’ve Always Said That — Corpse S’Mores

Keith — Fri, 24 Feb 2012 17:01:13 +0000

McNally, Joel & Mike have a gentlemanly discussion.

001: I’ve Always Said That — Team Building

Keith — Fri, 17 Feb 2012 17:01:43 +0000

The latest spin-off podcast, featuring Mustard Mike, Squidpod Joel and Keith McNally!

129: Hidden Valley — Parker’s Asshole

Keith — Tue, 14 Feb 2012 17:01:39 +0000

You would not believe how much material there is to be had by talking about Parker's asshole.

002: Ladies vs Gentlemen — Round 2

Keith — Wed, 08 Feb 2012 17:01:24 +0000

Alex & Haley vs McNally & Picard. Round 2! DING DING DING!!!

128: Anal Grease Colon Brown-Eye Opener

Keith — Fri, 03 Feb 2012 17:01:53 +0000

A sweet double feature!

127: Cock Eye

Keith — Fri, 27 Jan 2012 17:01:39 +0000

Keith finally went to see a Doctor! Holy shit!

126: An Almost Normal Childhood

Keith — Fri, 20 Jan 2012 17:01:48 +0000

Porn, computers, retards... we talk about all these things, and MORE!!!!

125: Make Out Bandit

Keith — Fri, 13 Jan 2012 17:02:07 +0000

QB now means Qock Blocker. Pass it on.

124: The Dub

Keith — Fri, 06 Jan 2012 17:01:19 +0000

Joel and The Two Keiths!

123: The Punisher Vs A Dragon

Keith — Fri, 30 Dec 2011 17:01:59 +0000

The long awaited appearance of Bartender Keith!

001: Ladies vs Gentlemen — Round 1

Keith — Wed, 21 Dec 2011 17:30:14 +0000

McNally & Picard102 vs Lauren O'Nizzle & Casie Stewart. Men vs Women... FIGHT!

122: My Dad’s Old Man Cum

Keith — Fri, 16 Dec 2011 17:30:51 +0000

The great pube debate! Unsurprisingly, McNally murdered it. MURDERED. He's so wise.

121: The South Shall Rise Again

Keith — Fri, 09 Dec 2011 17:15:14 +0000

Hanging out with our newest Jennifer friend. What happened back in the day that named everyone Jennifer? It was definitely something. Maybe a soap opera or some shit.

120: Corvette Summer

Keith — Fri, 02 Dec 2011 17:10:02 +0000

More with Eric, and toilet destruction!

119: Tip Tap Tip Presents: The Vinyl Countdown

Keith — Fri, 25 Nov 2011 16:39:07 +0000

Keith, Joel and Eric converse by candlelight.

118: Tragedy In Its Truest Form

Keith — Fri, 18 Nov 2011 13:42:01 +0000

Our second night at the fabulous Central Bar

117: The Central Bar, 603 Markham Street, Toronto, ON

Keith — Fri, 11 Nov 2011 17:55:32 +0000

Alternate Title: Between The Lions

116: Joel’s Job Junction

Keith — Fri, 04 Nov 2011 16:18:48 +0000

This is the one where we talk about some stuff.

115: Besotted

Keith — Sat, 29 Oct 2011 16:45:11 +0000

With our new friend Damian! And some beer is involved.

114: One Year In

Keith — Tue, 25 Oct 2011 16:59:51 +0000

Scarboroughdude shows up to solve all of society's problems.

113: Louis C.K.

Keith — Fri, 21 Oct 2011 16:28:26 +0000

A compilation of clips featuring Louis C.K., mostly from the Opie & Anthony Show.

112: Hornet Attack

Keith — Mon, 17 Oct 2011 16:49:14 +0000

The original gang unites under the precious October sun, perhaps for the last time before a chilling Canadian winter sets in. Though none say it outright, everyone's thoughts rest squarely and almost incessantly on Keith's balls.

111.1: Turducken

Keith — Thu, 13 Oct 2011 16:09:03 +0000

Episode 111.1 -- Continued from 111, but 0.1 funnier!

111: Three Men And A Baby

Keith — Sun, 09 Oct 2011 16:53:18 +0000

At Joel's place. Don't wake the baby!

110: Picard Sandwich

Keith — Wed, 05 Oct 2011 16:23:34 +0000

Picard gets deep into some ladies.

AR: Sample episode for Alternative Revolt readers

Keith — Sat, 01 Oct 2011 23:42:54 +0000

We were interviewed in issue 18 of Alternative Revolt Magazine — For new listeners, this episode is a good place to start. For anyone who hasn’t seen the interview, we’re on page 76.

109: Meager-Have-Not-ness

Keith — Fri, 30 Sep 2011 16:52:00 +0000

Keith talks about traveling to New York & DC, and getting laid on his birthday.

108: Fight Night

Keith — Tue, 27 Sep 2011 16:21:55 +0000

Alternate titles: Ultimate Retard Strength and Labor Rape

107: Super Awesome Hipster Sexual Lothario

Keith — Sat, 24 Sep 2011 16:41:13 +0000

Hanging out at a bar, drinking, swearing, spitting, fighting. Or talking, I dunno.

Picard For Mayor

Keith — Fri, 23 Sep 2011 00:27:21 +0000

His reign will be long and hard!

106: Early Morning Urban Truth

Keith — Wed, 21 Sep 2011 06:23:47 +0000

Fuck we were up early. It was like 11am or something.

105: The Erection Connection

Keith — Tue, 13 Sep 2011 16:02:55 +0000

The best episode since 104.

We Came To Party

Keith — Sun, 11 Sep 2011 02:47:43 +0000

The Vinyl Countdown crew demonstrate that they don’t actually understand the concept of “too much”.

104: Derp

Keith — Tue, 06 Sep 2011 16:39:03 +0000

With Lauren and Casie! Alternate titles: 'Picard-B-Q', or 'The Feather And The Jackhammer'.

103: Sex With Lex

Keith — Fri, 02 Sep 2011 05:40:40 +0000

With Morgan, lover of the old, and non-British Matt!

102: Being Reverse Mugged Is Amazing

Keith — Tue, 30 Aug 2011 16:46:42 +0000

The Catcher's Mitt (reprise) takes my vote as most horrifying story we've ever heard on this podcast.

101: Pube Floss At Duff Mall

Keith — Fri, 26 Aug 2011 17:24:17 +0000

Before the show, Joel was wondering if anyone would guess that new guest EvilGnome is gay. Picard guessed it! Ten points!

100: Suicide Pact

Keith — Mon, 22 Aug 2011 16:54:39 +0000

A double length episode 100! HOLY FUCKING SHIT!!! WAAAAAFUUUUCCCKKK!!!! With O'Nizzle!

099: The Mayor Of Concise Town

Keith — Thu, 18 Aug 2011 16:38:13 +0000

You can't blow your dad.

098: The Vinyl Countdown Sing Along

Keith — Sun, 14 Aug 2011 04:20:48 +0000

Soundtrack available on your balls.

097: Shithole Royale

Keith — Wed, 10 Aug 2011 16:37:56 +0000

97 episodes of Vinyl Countdown. Hot diggity tits.

096: Father Of The Year

Keith — Sat, 06 Aug 2011 05:29:18 +0000

Parker is a lesbian. We all know it.

095: If They Put A Bow On Robocop, I’d Hit That

Keith — Tue, 02 Aug 2011 16:34:10 +0000

McNally's back! I for one, being McNally, am pretty excited.

094: Jesse Joyce!

Keith — Fri, 29 Jul 2011 16:16:10 +0000

The gang interviews Jesse Joyce! Holy shit!

093: Pre-Joyce

Keith — Thu, 28 Jul 2011 12:46:20 +0000

The gang goes to see Jesse Joyce! Will they meet him? Will one of us die? STAY TUNED!!!

092: Pedophilia Parade

Keith — Mon, 25 Jul 2011 16:18:35 +0000

Hanging out without McNally. What a sad, sad day.

091: Meet Picard

Keith — Fri, 22 Jul 2011 12:58:47 +0000

The origin story of Picard102.

090: Baltimore

Keith — Tue, 19 Jul 2011 12:08:55 +0000

With Ben, Carole, Other Other Keith, Christian and Attral! USA!! USA!!

Time Capsule

admin — Mon, 18 Jul 2011 11:20:51 +0000

The Gang Decide to leave their mark in the only way they know how, dumbly.

089: Pride!

Keith — Sat, 16 Jul 2011 12:10:46 +0000

Live from the Toronto gay pride parade!

088: Scott Bromley

Keith — Thu, 14 Jul 2011 04:41:03 +0000

A special episode about Scott Bromley and the influence he had on this show.

087: Snow Niggas

Keith — Mon, 11 Jul 2011 12:01:48 +0000

More with Lauren O'Nizzle!

086: Chicken To Blowjob Exchange Program

Keith — Thu, 07 Jul 2011 12:16:33 +0000

The return of Lauren O'Nizzle!The return of Lauren O'Nizzle!

085: Transylvanian Love Bride

Keith — Sun, 03 Jul 2011 12:56:23 +0000

Today we answer one letter. Lick it up. Lick. It. Up.

084: Unicorn

Keith — Wed, 29 Jun 2011 16:58:57 +0000

You ever see a guy fill a vagina with puke? Our new guest did. And it was hers! Good times.

083: Karen Bitchface

Keith — Sat, 25 Jun 2011 12:01:31 +0000

The unofficial start of The Vinyl Countdown, Season 2! ALL HAIL EMPEROR MIKE!

082: Live from Podcamp London

Keith — Tue, 21 Jun 2011 12:06:57 +0000

Some people laughed, others told us to fuck off and stormed out. Not a bad day!

081: High Concept

Keith — Sat, 18 Jun 2011 08:00:05 +0000

Apparently "High Concept" means "dumb". You know who came up with that? Retards.

Keith to the Future

admin — Thu, 16 Jun 2011 17:41:20 +0000

A familiar figure arrive from the future to warn Keith of horrors to come.

080: Factual Bitch

Keith — Wed, 15 Jun 2011 19:01:12 +0000

Picard and Kaboom went to a Pepsi party and got loaded. We join the drunkenness, already in progress.

079: 3 Stage Process

Keith — Sun, 12 Jun 2011 13:57:40 +0000

At the scene shit reporting!

078: X-Men: First Class

Keith — Thu, 09 Jun 2011 01:27:40 +0000

If you haven't seen the movie, there are some spoilers. But we totally dug it, so go see it, yo.

077: Foreshadowing

Keith — Mon, 06 Jun 2011 13:01:00 +0000

Craig had deep fried macaroni balls. That may or may not haunt him. Hint: It will.

Eyepatch

admin — Sun, 05 Jun 2011 17:36:24 +0000

Craig feels he’s being over shadowed by the rest of the gang. He buys an eye-patch, antics ensue.

076: Ensconced

Keith — Fri, 03 Jun 2011 13:01:47 +0000

More from the patio, with Jet, Jenn and Daddio.

075: Cool Pool Patrol

Keith — Tue, 31 May 2011 13:01:41 +0000

Drowning on a patio. Everyone dies, then lives again. Jesus!

074: Too Pretty

Keith — Sat, 28 May 2011 13:01:29 +0000

More with Andrea at the very loud Bank Note. Pretend this is a podcast being sent back in time from the future, so the transmission is shaky.

Eating with Keith

admin — Thu, 26 May 2011 17:32:58 +0000

Those of us who witnessed the highly polished table manners of Mr. Keith McNally, felt that they were too gentlemanly not to share with the world.

073: Bi-Polar Opposite

Keith — Wed, 25 May 2011 05:24:32 +0000

The introduction of the Podcast Emperor, and Andrea!

072: KABOOM!!!

Keith — Sun, 22 May 2011 17:26:04 +0000

Short but sweet, with Kaboom and some dudes.

Popsicle

admin — Fri, 20 May 2011 02:31:51 +0000

Craig0r has done it again!

071: Satan’s Choice

Keith — Thu, 19 May 2011 18:24:56 +0000

With Steve the strip club bouncer!

070: Triple Bill

Keith — Mon, 16 May 2011 14:16:44 +0000

Our first ustream live show, a show from the road, and a State of VC address!

069: She Beast

Keith — Fri, 13 May 2011 04:44:22 +0000

Joel came back! I thought he was dead!

068: Ns Of The F!

Keith — Tue, 10 May 2011 04:49:43 +0000

From Lot 16! Which is a bar.

067: I Love… Asses

Keith — Sat, 07 May 2011 17:57:02 +0000

One more round from the bunker. Speak english, you!

066: Fame High and Reefer Madness

Keith — Wed, 04 May 2011 18:06:23 +0000

Some final thoughts about NYC.

065: In The Bunker

Keith — Mon, 02 May 2011 08:18:49 +0000

With lesbionic person Di!

064: NYC V — Whatever Gets Me Off, I’m Allowed To Do

Keith — Sat, 30 Apr 2011 06:10:55 +0000

Last show from NYC, with Sparrow!

063: NYC IV — NYC Taxi vs Big Jim

Keith — Thu, 28 Apr 2011 05:11:00 +0000

With Big Jim and Subsonix!

062: NYC III — You Put The Money In The Bucket

Keith — Tue, 26 Apr 2011 03:44:17 +0000

Where Michael Khalili molests a homeless man, and the homeless man molests him.

061: NYC II — Bear vs Shark

Keith — Sun, 24 Apr 2011 04:05:00 +0000

More from New York, with Newsy and Lilly!

060: NYC I — Do You Know How Much I Love You?

Keith — Fri, 22 Apr 2011 09:14:09 +0000

Our first show from New York, with ILikeCheese2001 and The Gunner!

Special: April 20th, 2011

Keith — Wed, 20 Apr 2011 06:39:17 +0000

Coincidentally, weed.

059: Joel And Keith In: The Gentle Art Of Conversation

Keith — Tue, 19 Apr 2011 14:11:10 +0000

Everyone else can lick balls.

058: Rockin’ The Triangle

admin — Fri, 15 Apr 2011 19:10:28 +0000

With Steve and Dave and 6000 other people.

057: Weed Wisdom IV

Keith — Wed, 13 Apr 2011 07:23:46 +0000

Featuring the worst university prof in the world.

056: Group Hug

Keith — Mon, 11 Apr 2011 18:38:34 +0000

With Ben and Jen! And Al and Buttons!

055: Aftermath

admin — Sat, 09 Apr 2011 01:52:27 +0000

Some letters, and some phone calls to the police.

054: The Tenth Dimension

Keith — Thu, 07 Apr 2011 22:20:51 +0000

Starts slow, ends crazy.

053: Everybody Fucking Loves Craig

Keith — Tue, 05 Apr 2011 21:25:08 +0000

Not me! Ah, yes I do.

052: Zack Attack!

Keith — Sun, 03 Apr 2011 00:44:45 +0000

Also, fights!

051: WAKE UP, JOEL!!!!!

Keith — Tue, 29 Mar 2011 00:48:34 +0000

Where the gang discusses murder.

050: The Weed Wise Man

Keith — Mon, 28 Mar 2011 00:51:00 +0000

With his sidekick The Stiff Drink Shrink.

049: Craig, You’re An Asshole

Keith — Wed, 23 Mar 2011 22:22:31 +0000

Devon's foreskin is so tight.

048: The Catcher’s Mitt

Keith — Sat, 19 Mar 2011 22:28:09 +0000

With guest star Devon!

047: Bitch Cake — Grab Advice

Keith — Tue, 15 Mar 2011 22:51:43 +0000

We just got a letter! I wonder who it's from?

046: Tripolar

Keith — Sat, 12 Mar 2011 22:46:31 +0000

Guest starring Brian!

045: My Mom Is Like A Little Chihuahua In The Bedroom

Keith — Wed, 09 Mar 2011 22:49:43 +0000

A little more O'Nizzle, my N's.

044: O’Nizzle

Keith — Mon, 07 Mar 2011 22:52:58 +0000

We met up with Lauren after her very first stand up show!

043: Weed Wisdom III

Keith — Sat, 05 Mar 2011 22:55:53 +0000

Or Weed Wisdom IV. I dunno. One of those.

042: Live At Podcamp Toronto

admin — Thu, 03 Mar 2011 23:13:13 +0000

Our first live show! Everyone got pregnant!

http://vimeo.com/20546571

041: Mustard Blocker

admin — Mon, 28 Feb 2011 23:12:41 +0000

A man's gotta have his mustard.

040: A Dog Eat Rape World

admin — Fri, 25 Feb 2011 23:12:01 +0000

With special guest Rayanne!

039: Fruity Jube Hearts

admin — Wed, 23 Feb 2011 23:11:22 +0000

I said JUBE hearts, you racist.

038: Lonely Picard

admin — Mon, 21 Feb 2011 23:10:10 +0000

Happy Valentine's day from a bunch of losers.

037: Slow Day At The Office

admin — Sat, 19 Feb 2011 23:09:14 +0000

If you don't dig this episode, it's your own fault for bitch listening.

036: shit fuck satan

admin — Thu, 17 Feb 2011 22:28:16 +0000

Let's cool it down, daddio.

035: AIDS Monkey

admin — Tue, 15 Feb 2011 22:27:17 +0000

More with the Two Drinks Minimum lads, and the ham!

034: The Two Drinks Squiddown

admin — Sun, 13 Feb 2011 22:26:28 +0000

Guest starring the Fantastic Ham!

033: Fan Mail

admin — Fri, 11 Feb 2011 22:25:55 +0000

With Craig No. 2

032: Eiffel Tower

admin — Wed, 09 Feb 2011 22:25:09 +0000

The Double D Drunkest Show Yet.

031: Honeyfucking

admin — Mon, 07 Feb 2011 22:24:15 +0000

It's not gay if you're on a team.

030: Weed Wisdom II

admin — Tue, 01 Feb 2011 22:23:39 +0000

Straight Guy Jock Men.

029: The Kung-Fu Grip of Penises

admin — Sun, 30 Jan 2011 22:22:44 +0000

We get so deep on this one.

028: Keith Takes A Shit

admin — Fri, 28 Jan 2011 22:22:08 +0000

Our most sciency episode!

027: Reading Is For Fags

admin — Wed, 26 Jan 2011 22:12:26 +0000

I'm sorry you had to read that.

026: Gentlemen’s Strip Club Guide

admin — Mon, 24 Jan 2011 22:11:32 +0000

Some shit about awesome suicide too.

025: Et Tu, Robocop?

admin — Fri, 21 Jan 2011 22:10:26 +0000

Matlock!

024: So How Good Is My Dick?

admin — Wed, 19 Jan 2011 22:08:42 +0000

Some more talkin' with Lee.

023: Chiggers!

admin — Mon, 17 Jan 2011 22:07:39 +0000

At Picard's house, drinking his beer, questioning his lady friend.

022: Weed Wisdom!

admin — Mon, 10 Jan 2011 22:06:18 +0000

Doing different things and eating chicken wings!

Special: New Year’s Eve 2010

admin — Mon, 03 Jan 2011 22:05:43 +0000

Don't download! So shitty!

021: FIGHT!!!

admin — Sat, 01 Jan 2011 22:04:32 +0000

Pussy Keith holds back his hard-as-fuck friends!

020: Dinkin’ It Up

admin — Thu, 30 Dec 2010 22:03:32 +0000

Poop pancakes.

019: The Neighbor Kid

admin — Tue, 28 Dec 2010 22:02:46 +0000

The Vinyl Squiddown!

018: Third Dimension!?

admin — Thu, 23 Dec 2010 22:01:57 +0000

With our holiday skeleton crew!

017: Some Chick Pissed On Matt’s Face

admin — Wed, 22 Dec 2010 22:01:00 +0000

The return of British Matt!

016: Hammerhead Cock

admin — Sun, 19 Dec 2010 21:59:47 +0000

Picard electrocuted somebody. Whoah!

015: Vodka Tampon

admin — Thu, 16 Dec 2010 21:58:42 +0000

Druuunk

014: Susan, You Whore!!

admin — Tue, 14 Dec 2010 21:57:25 +0000

What are you gonna do, fuck Brad?

013: Baby Hitler

admin — Sun, 12 Dec 2010 21:56:30 +0000

A lot of talking about dicks.

012: Papa Joel

admin — Fri, 10 Dec 2010 21:55:48 +0000

Squidpod Joel had a kid!!

011: Ziplock

admin — Sun, 05 Dec 2010 21:54:50 +0000

Some sweet stories.

010: Einstein Hand Job

admin — Wed, 01 Dec 2010 21:54:05 +0000

Good old drinking.