The Vinyl Countdown

221: Approximately As Good As An S Club Party

admin — Mon, 29 Oct 2018 11:00:17 +0000

Is there a party like an S Club party? Find out inside! But no, of course there isn’t.

220: Ghost Joel Tells A Story

admin — Mon, 22 Oct 2018 11:00:44 +0000

Joel is trapped in a parallel dimension, and struggles to break through to our reality.

219: Soft Boys

admin — Mon, 15 Oct 2018 10:00:20 +0000

The follow up to episode 218! Like, an aftershow. Except it’s a whole show. You dig?

218: When You’re Sad Upstairs

admin — Mon, 08 Oct 2018 12:48:45 +0000

Back to the oldschool! Noise, random bar patrons, and a classic song by Joel!

217: Separate But Equal Keith

admin — Mon, 24 Sep 2018 12:00:09 +0000

Old guests, new guests, coughing… it’s all here.

216: Day Court

admin — Tue, 18 Sep 2018 16:00:45 +0000

Welcome to the VC Annual 2018!

215: Trident Layers

admin — Mon, 30 Oct 2017 02:40:01 +0000

With Real Fruit Flavor

214: Pickles, Pickles, Pickles, Pickles!

craig0r — Sat, 23 Apr 2016 20:59:02 +0000

Craig finally gets his lazy ass in gear and edits an episode. Also, we talk about Star Wars, so brace yourself.

213: Bowie and the Puss

craig0r — Tue, 23 Feb 2016 01:15:30 +0000

Joel tells a funny joke. No, really! And we offend ghosts. Which are real.

212: Puss Puss Joel

craig0r — Fri, 22 Jan 2016 15:13:59 +0000

The gang reunites, Joel receives a new nickname. (Trust me, he deserves it.)

VC Movie Club — The Stöned Age

Keith — Tue, 28 Jul 2015 04:49:38 +0000

The Stoned Age, eh?

VC Movie Club — Heavy Metal

Keith — Tue, 17 Feb 2015 15:42:36 +0000

Take a ride ride ride… on heavy metal…

VC Movie Club — Pee Wee’s Big Adventure

Keith — Mon, 12 Jan 2015 23:45:17 +0000

Is Pee Wee’s Big Adventure good enough to watch three times in one day? I think your heart knows the answer.

VC Movie Club — Freddy Got Fingered

Keith — Mon, 01 Dec 2014 07:00:20 +0000

Vinyl Countdown rides again! Welcome to the VC Movie Club!! YEEHAW!!!

211: The Final Countdown

Keith — Tue, 19 Aug 2014 12:00:26 +0000

Our epic three hour send off show! I’d say about two hours of it is pretty entertaining. Thanks for everything, and good luck in there!

210: Cornucopia Of Sluts

Keith — Mon, 11 Aug 2014 11:30:52 +0000

We devise a job that Keith could have… in theory. That’s never gonna really happen, of course.

209: The Downy Dumps

Keith — Mon, 04 Aug 2014 12:00:51 +0000

For the almost-final Vinyl Countdown, we talk about how to fight off the sads. Then we all kill ourselves.

208: Pristine And Unbloodied

Keith — Mon, 28 Jul 2014 18:15:12 +0000

Recorded last month, released this month. That’s the VC promise.

207: Joel Drank A Bottle Of Construction Worker Piss

Keith — Mon, 09 Jun 2014 12:00:05 +0000

…and proudly told everyone about it at dinner.

VC Special: A Crappy Story

Keith — Fri, 16 May 2014 12:00:11 +0000

A segment too crappy for XO, but just right for Vinyl Countdown.

206: Just Cut Me

Keith — Tue, 06 May 2014 09:00:54 +0000

Featuring Roses ‘N Friends, MySpace Hoodlums, and bonus information about the D Club.

205: Episode 105

Keith — Thu, 24 Apr 2014 20:30:14 +0000

I actually think this episode is pretty good. That’s weird.

204: It Hurts The Throat, Like Dicks

Keith — Tue, 01 Apr 2014 11:00:42 +0000

Wherein we have questions for God.

203: Boys Night!

Keith — Tue, 25 Mar 2014 06:00:20 +0000

The debut of Gin Wisdom! Oh shiet!!

202: Stronger Than Dirt

Keith — Wed, 12 Mar 2014 12:30:09 +0000

In which we relay the epic tale of Alcohol World.

201: You Got Kaboomed!!

Keith — Wed, 05 Mar 2014 13:10:35 +0000

Wherein we discuss the relative merits of scrimshaw vs kettlecornery.

200: The Roundtable Sessions

Keith — Mon, 24 Feb 2014 09:00:36 +0000

Episode 200! A glorious rebirth for the Vinyl Countdown! Praise the cocks!!

199.5: A Gentleman’s Spew

Keith — Fri, 13 Dec 2013 13:33:16 +0000

Our shit story trilogy ends with an epic tale from ol’ shittin’ Joel.

199: Popcorn Cast

Keith — Wed, 04 Dec 2013 13:30:23 +0000

A gentle sprinkling of friends, united by their love of popcorn and popcorn related technologies.

198: Like A Dog In The Spring

Keith — Mon, 25 Nov 2013 13:30:09 +0000

For our first podcast in months, we return to our roots — The Imperial Pub!

A Wholesome Proper Skank

Keith — Fri, 15 Nov 2013 21:21:25 +0000

aka The Bitches Bang Keith McNally

Bitch Camp

Keith — Wed, 06 Nov 2013 18:52:19 +0000

Definitely Kaboom’s for real podcast.

The 10th Dimension — Don’t Speak Ill Of The Undead

Keith — Mon, 30 Sep 2013 05:54:04 +0000

Joel & Mike’s recordings from the 10th Dimension!

The Bitch Cake — Ghosts Don’t Shit

Keith — Wed, 04 Sep 2013 12:00:19 +0000

Here’s a story about Katie — We were in Creemore, Ontario, and we saw some motorcycles. Katie suggested we hang around until the owners returned. Then, presumably, we would fuck them.

The Bitch Cake — I Did It For The Podcast

Keith — Thu, 22 Aug 2013 05:30:20 +0000

The Bitch Cake returns! The greatest all-female podcast around! Probably!

197: Magic Mike On The Mic

Keith — Fri, 09 Aug 2013 12:00:03 +0000

Featured in this episode: Magic Mike, On The Mic! Also kids pooping.

The 10th Dimension — The Grey Walrus

Keith — Wed, 24 Jul 2013 15:04:08 +0000

Joel & Mike’s recordings from the 10th Dimension!

196: Tendencies

Keith — Sun, 14 Jul 2013 05:10:15 +0000

We play a porn naming game! Yay!

195: Mod Terrorists

Keith — Thu, 27 Jun 2013 12:30:12 +0000

Noise from the expressway means sound quality problems! Yeah!

194: Triple Show

Keith — Thu, 20 Jun 2013 19:28:06 +0000

Three segments! Wow!

The 10th Dimension — Space Space

Keith — Fri, 14 Jun 2013 08:00:01 +0000

Mike was hanging out with Joel at the inter-dimensional McDonalds. They were enjoying their meals when a man approached them. They didn’t recognize him, but he seemed to know who they were. He said he came from the 10th dimension, and he didn’t like how they’d been badmouthing his home dimension. Apparently their negativity is causing a rip in the dimensional fabric, and if it continues, there could be dire consequences for both dimensions. They need to bring positivity and harmony between the dimensions before it’s too late. He gave them some recordings to show what life in the 10th dimension is really like. He wants them to use their influence for good, to share the lives of these average 10th dimensioners. These are their stories.

193: Sloppy Joel

Keith — Wed, 05 Jun 2013 16:32:27 +0000

A Vinyl Countdown / Bitchcake dual extravaganza!

192: The Babies Are Fighting

Keith — Wed, 29 May 2013 12:30:58 +0000

More with Keith’s parents, and a bonus movie review with Matty J.

The Bitch Cake — Pizza Guy Emotional Goodbye

Keith — Fri, 24 May 2013 12:30:31 +0000

Jennifer joins the podcast as third host!

191: I Wonder If You Could Shit In A Balloon

Keith — Tue, 21 May 2013 13:00:30 +0000

Keith’s parents come to visit and tell us all about two-holer outhouses.

The Bitch Cake — My Stupid Mistake

Keith — Thu, 09 May 2013 03:36:32 +0000

The first episode of the first VC spin-off show, featuring Rayanne & Kaboom!

190: Droppin’ Chalk

Keith — Mon, 06 May 2013 19:48:48 +0000

Live from the patio at Joel’s birthday! Woooo!!!! WOOOOOO!!!!!

189: Engage: Life At Warp Speed

Keith — Thu, 02 May 2013 19:23:29 +0000

We read from our old LiveJournals, which I cannot stress enough, is *our own original idea*.

188: Happy Birthday, Ken!!

Keith — Thu, 25 Apr 2013 16:05:51 +0000

Our annual 420 episode! Weeeeeeed

187: A Quality Caper

Keith — Mon, 22 Apr 2013 02:48:12 +0000

Craig and Joel pulled off a caper! An honest to goodness caper!!

186: Fraiser3

Keith — Mon, 15 Apr 2013 13:00:54 +0000

Slightly more coherent than the last episode! Yeah, we did it!

185: It’s Not Gay If It’s On A Bus

Keith — Fri, 12 Apr 2013 18:25:40 +0000

Way too many people, way too drunk, and way too high. Best show ever!!!

184: Wizard

Keith — Wed, 27 Mar 2013 13:05:35 +0000

Aren’t all wizards green?

183: Dharma and Gravedigger

Keith — Thu, 21 Mar 2013 13:30:13 +0000

Picard 102 met Captain Stewart! Holy shit!

182: Joel Doesn’t Know

Keith — Tue, 12 Mar 2013 13:02:50 +0000

Soon we will have our delicious dinners.

181: Star Trek Was A Cool Show

Keith — Mon, 04 Mar 2013 14:05:47 +0000

Live from Podcamp Toronto!

180: The Confrontation Station

Keith — Mon, 25 Feb 2013 14:05:38 +0000

The recorder picked up some weird sounds. Assume that they are messages sent by aliens, and that those aliens are telling you that you’re gay. Or, if you’re already gay, that you’re straight. They’re sending you a curveball, is my point.

179: Aqua Nut

Keith — Wed, 20 Feb 2013 14:05:08 +0000

Craig and Keith went over to Joel’s house and hung out. This is the audio record of that adventure.

178: Old Boxcar Ken

Keith — Mon, 11 Feb 2013 13:41:17 +0000

We return to The Imperial for the Epic Star Trek Trivia Challenge!!

177: The Best Of The Vinyl Countdown (Part 2)

Keith — Mon, 04 Feb 2013 14:05:12 +0000

Joel has the hiccups! Extra! Extra!

176: The Best Of The Vinyl Countdown (Part 1)

Keith — Mon, 28 Jan 2013 14:05:23 +0000

Extra! Extra! R loves ketchup sandwiches!

175: Picard’s Black-Face Dick

Keith — Mon, 21 Jan 2013 13:05:28 +0000

Getting pretty drunk and high, man.

174: Grand Smash Eggery

Keith — Mon, 14 Jan 2013 15:19:36 +0000

We celebrate the New Year by talking about all our dead friends. Hooray!!

173: A Silk/Burlap Blend

Keith — Fri, 28 Dec 2012 09:05:23 +0000

Joel moves to a new place, and the gang helps out! YEAH!!!

172: Craig And Keith’s Christmas Dance Party

Keith — Fri, 21 Dec 2012 13:05:29 +0000

For the end of the world, we PARTY THE FUCK OUT!!! WOOO!!!! TWO MAN PARTY!!!!!

171: The H-Word

Keith — Fri, 14 Dec 2012 14:05:42 +0000

Everybody’s hiiiiiiigh

170: Show Me Your Pussy Pie

Keith — Fri, 07 Dec 2012 14:05:25 +0000

Hanging out at a korean restaurant!!!!! YEAH!!!!! SO MANY PEOPLE!!!!!!

169: Happy Birthday Picard

Keith — Fri, 30 Nov 2012 14:05:53 +0000

Picard — A solid six… or seven!

168: From The Vaults: TTT

Keith — Fri, 23 Nov 2012 12:05:46 +0000

Joel and Keith recorded an episode of Tip Tap Tip this summer. For those who didn’t hear it, here it the motherfuck is, fucker.

167: I Don’t Make Enough Money To Be White

Keith — Fri, 16 Nov 2012 14:05:04 +0000

White is the new black.

166: The Classy Countdown

Keith — Fri, 09 Nov 2012 14:05:54 +0000

We have a dinner gathering! Pip pip!

165: Outtakes

Keith — Fri, 02 Nov 2012 13:05:51 +0000

With the unofficial end of VC season 2, we take a week off. So here’s some leftover shit.

164: The Curse of The Vinyl Countdown

Keith — Fri, 26 Oct 2012 13:05:03 +0000

Unofficial season 2 finale! Possibly the greatest episode yet! I mean, you never know, right?

163: Coach Blocker

Keith — Fri, 19 Oct 2012 13:05:53 +0000

Joel, Picard and Craig talk about life, love, loving life, and the art of the streetcar jerk.

162: Fuck You, Rose Guy

Keith — Fri, 12 Oct 2012 03:18:47 +0000

Keith and Joel continue their Great Conversation For The Ages!!!

161: Slow Day At The Penis Competition

Keith — Fri, 05 Oct 2012 13:05:47 +0000

Craig got fired from his job. Dang! Also features a segment of It’s A Movie So Watch It!

159: Count To Ten

Keith — Fri, 21 Sep 2012 13:05:20 +0000

Keith and Joel hang out and drink!

158: Edgewalk

Keith — Fri, 14 Sep 2012 13:00:03 +0000

Picard walked around on the edge of the CN Tower. We talk about other stuff too, but man… that’s crazy.

157: Triple Show Extravaganza

Keith — Fri, 07 Sep 2012 13:05:08 +0000

Before McNally left for New York, the boys recorded 3 episodes which were never released. Here they are, collected together for the first time.

156: Canadian History X

Keith — Fri, 31 Aug 2012 13:05:21 +0000

Keith is back from America, and it’s time to start taunting some bull dykes.

155: Homophone

Keith — Fri, 24 Aug 2012 15:05:28 +0000

The lads talk life, love, unsolicited gay porn and flipper arms. Meanwhile, McNally and Hatch review Ruby Sparks.

154: Keith Malley & Kyle Thompson

Keith — Fri, 17 Aug 2012 13:05:52 +0000

Malley and Kyle record a show to help McNally trick people into listening to this show. Thank you, gents. Don’t blame them.

153: Prophylactics and Sadness

Keith — Fri, 10 Aug 2012 16:05:47 +0000

Keith talks to Hatch in NYC; meanwhile, Other Keith leads a drunken pow-wow in Toronto.

152: Vomit Bags

Keith — Fri, 03 Aug 2012 16:05:18 +0000

A dissertation on nipples, among other things.

151: This is the meat. Don’t beat around it.

Keith — Fri, 27 Jul 2012 16:05:19 +0000

With Keith in New York, the remaining Vinyl Countdown soldier on!

150: My Boogers Taste Like Lime

Keith — Fri, 20 Jul 2012 16:15:41 +0000

How drunk is too drunk? Science would probably say: This amount of drunk.

149: Don’t Fight A Bum, Craig

Keith — Fri, 13 Jul 2012 16:05:35 +0000

Good time had by all, until we got kicked off the patio.

148: Off Mike

Keith — Fri, 06 Jul 2012 16:05:07 +0000

Drinking and telling stories! Woooo!

147: Slumcunt

Keith — Fri, 29 Jun 2012 14:30:15 +0000

Featuring Spring-Loaded Eviction Action!!

146: Betty White Can Have Any Man She Wants

Keith — Fri, 22 Jun 2012 14:00:54 +0000

Craig’s pals Amberley and Drew stop on by for DRINKING AND FIGHTING!!! YEEEHHAAAWW!!!!

145: Night Court

Keith — Fri, 15 Jun 2012 16:05:37 +0000

Craig outdoes the threesome story. Holy cats!

144: If She’s Tatted, You Can Tap It

Keith — Fri, 08 Jun 2012 16:05:28 +0000

Brought to you by Angel Hair Vodka

143: I Got Etiquette

Keith — Fri, 01 Jun 2012 16:05:21 +0000

With bonus piss stories from some gay dudes we met! What a value!

142: Upset About Being Un-Nervous

Keith — Fri, 25 May 2012 16:05:01 +0000

Starts with an epic prostitute story, ends with a nerd battle.

I’ve Always Said That — Torontocidal

Keith — Fri, 18 May 2012 03:00:06 +0000

Keith, Mike & Joel discuss life, love, and drinking urine to turn yourself invisible.

141: Black Ladies / The Miracle Story

Keith — Fri, 11 May 2012 16:05:39 +0000

McNally went back to NYC. These are his adventures.

140: The Vinyl Island

Keith — Fri, 04 May 2012 16:05:44 +0000

The original gang back together. Except Picard, who died.

139: Is the rub and tug something you pay for?

Keith — Tue, 01 May 2012 16:05:40 +0000

Kaboom learns about the ways of men.

138: The One Where Craig Gets Raped

Keith — Fri, 27 Apr 2012 16:05:16 +0000

Craig tells an amazing tale of not one, but *two* ladies. Goodness!

137: The Fyutch

Keith — Tue, 24 Apr 2012 16:03:10 +0000

More from 4/20. Again, enter at your own risk.

136: But by saying ‘hardly’, it could still be Op-Hue.

Keith — Fri, 20 Apr 2012 15:27:44 +0000

The 420 episode. Enter at your own risk.

135: The Tragically Shat

Keith — Fri, 13 Apr 2012 16:01:05 +0000

With Keith’s old friend Chris, plus Craig! And Matt. And you!

134: “my arms and hands its pain.”

Keith — Fri, 06 Apr 2012 16:05:08 +0000

Saying goodbye to Joel’s old house with one last ROCKING FUCKING PODCAST PARTY!!!! WHOOO!!!!!!

133: Orient-Man

Keith — Fri, 30 Mar 2012 16:01:25 +0000

With my old friend Seemingly Gay Matty J! That’s what his mom calls him.

132: Farewell O’Nizzle

Keith — Fri, 23 Mar 2012 16:05:55 +0000

O’Nizzle moves on to greener employment pastures… but who knows, maybe she’ll get fired? That would rock.

131: Live at Podcamp Toronto 2012

Keith — Fri, 16 Mar 2012 16:01:18 +0000

Live with no jive! YEAH!!!

130: Rape It And Tape It

Keith — Fri, 09 Mar 2012 17:05:34 +0000

Featuring on-air barf cleaning! To me it was funny.

Ladies vs Gentlemen — Round 3

Keith — Fri, 02 Mar 2012 17:01:32 +0000

Rayanne & Kaboom vs Picard & McNally! Now with aftershow! Round 3, FIGHT!

I’ve Always Said That — Corpse S’Mores

Keith — Fri, 24 Feb 2012 17:01:13 +0000

McNally, Joel & Mike have a gentlemanly discussion.

I’ve Always Said That — Team Building

Keith — Fri, 17 Feb 2012 17:01:43 +0000

The latest spin-off podcast, featuring Mustard Mike, Squidpod Joel and Keith McNally!

129: Hidden Valley — Parker’s Asshole

Keith — Tue, 14 Feb 2012 17:01:39 +0000

You would not believe how much material there is to be had by talking about Parker’s asshole.

Ladies vs Gentlemen — Round 2

Keith — Wed, 08 Feb 2012 17:01:24 +0000

Alex & Haley vs McNally & Picard. Round 2! DING DING DING!!!

128: Anal Grease Colon Brown-Eye Opener

Keith — Fri, 03 Feb 2012 17:01:53 +0000

A sweet double feature!

127: Cock Eye

Keith — Fri, 27 Jan 2012 17:01:39 +0000

Keith finally went to see a Doctor! Holy shit!

126: An Almost Normal Childhood

Keith — Fri, 20 Jan 2012 17:01:48 +0000

Porn, computers, retards… we talk about all these things, and MORE!!!!

125: Make Out Bandit

Keith — Fri, 13 Jan 2012 17:02:07 +0000

QB now means Qock Blocker. Pass it on.

124: The Dub

Keith — Fri, 06 Jan 2012 17:01:19 +0000

Joel and The Two Keiths!

123: The Punisher Vs A Dragon

Keith — Fri, 30 Dec 2011 17:01:59 +0000

The long awaited appearance of Bartender Keith!

Ladies vs Gentlemen — Round 1

Keith — Wed, 21 Dec 2011 17:30:14 +0000

McNally & Picard102 vs Lauren O’Nizzle & Casie Stewart. Men vs Women… FIGHT!

122: My Dad’s Old Man Cum

Keith — Fri, 16 Dec 2011 17:30:51 +0000

The great pube debate! Unsurprisingly, McNally murdered it. MURDERED. He’s so wise.

121: The South Shall Rise Again

Keith — Fri, 09 Dec 2011 17:15:14 +0000

Hanging out with our newest Jennifer friend. What happened back in the day that named everyone Jennifer? It was definitely something. Maybe a soap opera or some shit.

120: Corvette Summer

Keith — Fri, 02 Dec 2011 17:10:02 +0000

More with Eric, and toilet destruction!

119: Tip Tap Tip Presents: The Vinyl Countdown

Keith — Fri, 25 Nov 2011 16:39:07 +0000

Keith, Joel and Eric converse by candlelight.

118: Tragedy In Its Truest Form

Keith — Fri, 18 Nov 2011 13:42:01 +0000

Our second night at the fabulous Central Bar

117: The Central Bar, 603 Markham Street, Toronto, ON

Keith — Fri, 11 Nov 2011 17:55:32 +0000

Alternate Title: Between The Lions

116: Joel’s Job Junction

Keith — Fri, 04 Nov 2011 16:18:48 +0000

This is the one where we talk about some stuff.

115: Besotted

Keith — Sat, 29 Oct 2011 16:45:11 +0000

With our new friend Damian! And some beer is involved.

114: One Year In

Keith — Tue, 25 Oct 2011 16:59:51 +0000

Scarboroughdude shows up to solve all of society’s problems.

113: Louis C.K.

Keith — Fri, 21 Oct 2011 16:28:26 +0000

A compilation of clips featuring Louis C.K., mostly from the Opie & Anthony Show.

112: Hornet Attack

Keith — Mon, 17 Oct 2011 16:49:14 +0000

The original gang unites under the precious October sun, perhaps for the last time before a chilling Canadian winter sets in. Though none say it outright, everyone’s thoughts rest squarely and almost incessantly on Keith’s balls.

111.1: Turducken

Keith — Thu, 13 Oct 2011 16:09:03 +0000

Episode 111.1 — Continued from 111, but 0.1 funnier!

111: Three Men And A Baby

Keith — Sun, 09 Oct 2011 16:53:18 +0000

At Joel’s place. Don’t wake the baby!

110: Picard Sandwich

Keith — Wed, 05 Oct 2011 16:23:34 +0000

Picard gets deep into some ladies.

Sample episode for Alternative Revolt readers

Keith — Sat, 01 Oct 2011 23:42:54 +0000

We were interviewed in issue 18 of Alternative Revolt Magazine — For new listeners, this episode is a good place to start. For anyone who hasn’t seen the interview, we’re on page 76.

109: Meager-Have-Not-ness

Keith — Fri, 30 Sep 2011 16:52:00 +0000

Keith talks about traveling to New York & DC, and getting laid on his birthday.

108: Fight Night

Keith — Tue, 27 Sep 2011 16:21:55 +0000

Alternate titles: Ultimate Retard Strength and Labor Rape

107: Super Awesome Hipster Sexual Lothario

Keith — Sat, 24 Sep 2011 16:41:13 +0000

Hanging out at a bar, drinking, swearing, spitting, fighting. Or talking, I dunno.

106: Early Morning Urban Truth

Keith — Wed, 21 Sep 2011 06:23:47 +0000

Fuck we were up early. It was like 11am or something.

105: The Erection Connection

Keith — Tue, 13 Sep 2011 16:02:55 +0000

The best episode since 104.

104: Derp

Keith — Tue, 06 Sep 2011 16:39:03 +0000

With Lauren and Casie! Alternate titles: ‘Picard-B-Q’, or ‘The Feather And The Jackhammer’.

103: Sex With Lex

Keith — Fri, 02 Sep 2011 05:40:40 +0000

With Morgan, lover of the old, and non-British Matt!

102: Being Reverse Mugged Is Amazing

Keith — Tue, 30 Aug 2011 16:46:42 +0000

The Catcher’s Mitt (reprise) takes my vote as most horrifying story we’ve ever heard on this podcast.

101: Pube Floss At Duff Mall

Keith — Fri, 26 Aug 2011 17:24:17 +0000

Before the show, Joel was wondering if anyone would guess that new guest EvilGnome is gay. Picard guessed it! Ten points!

100: Suicide Pact

Keith — Mon, 22 Aug 2011 16:54:39 +0000

A double length episode 100! HOLY FUCKING SHIT!!! WAAAAAFUUUUCCCKKK!!!! With O’Nizzle!

099: The Mayor Of Concise Town

Keith — Thu, 18 Aug 2011 16:38:13 +0000

You can’t blow your dad.

098: The Vinyl Countdown Sing Along

Keith — Sun, 14 Aug 2011 04:20:48 +0000

Soundtrack available on your balls.

097: Shithole Royale

Keith — Wed, 10 Aug 2011 16:37:56 +0000

97 episodes of Vinyl Countdown. Hot diggity tits.

096: Father Of The Year

Keith — Sat, 06 Aug 2011 05:29:18 +0000

Parker is a lesbian. We all know it.

095: If They Put A Bow On Robocop, I’d Hit That

Keith — Tue, 02 Aug 2011 16:34:10 +0000

McNally’s back! I for one, being McNally, am pretty excited.

094: Jesse Joyce!

Keith — Fri, 29 Jul 2011 16:16:10 +0000

The gang interviews Jesse Joyce! Holy shit!

093: Pre-Joyce

Keith — Thu, 28 Jul 2011 12:46:20 +0000

The gang goes to see Jesse Joyce! Will they meet him? Will one of us die? STAY TUNED!!!

092: Pedophilia Parade

Keith — Mon, 25 Jul 2011 16:18:35 +0000

Hanging out without McNally. What a sad, sad day.

091: Meet Picard

Keith — Fri, 22 Jul 2011 12:58:47 +0000

The origin story of Picard102.

090: Baltimore

Keith — Tue, 19 Jul 2011 12:08:55 +0000

With Ben, Carole, Other Other Keith, Christian and Attral! USA!! USA!!

089: Pride!

Keith — Sat, 16 Jul 2011 12:10:46 +0000

Live from the Toronto gay pride parade!

088: Scott Bromley

Keith — Thu, 14 Jul 2011 04:41:03 +0000

A special episode about Scott Bromley and the influence he had on this show.

087: Snow Niggas

Keith — Mon, 11 Jul 2011 12:01:48 +0000

More with Lauren O’Nizzle!

086: Chicken To Blowjob Exchange Program

Keith — Thu, 07 Jul 2011 12:16:33 +0000

The return of Lauren O’Nizzle!

085: Transylvanian Love Bride

Keith — Sun, 03 Jul 2011 12:56:23 +0000

Today we answer one letter. Lick it up. Lick. It. Up.

084: Unicorn

Keith — Wed, 29 Jun 2011 16:58:57 +0000

You ever see a guy fill a vagina with puke? Our new guest did. And it was hers! Good times.

083: Karen Bitchface

Keith — Sat, 25 Jun 2011 12:01:31 +0000

The unofficial start of The Vinyl Countdown, Season 2! ALL HAIL EMPEROR MIKE!

082: Live from Podcamp London

Keith — Tue, 21 Jun 2011 12:06:57 +0000

Some people laughed, others told us to fuck off and stormed out. Not a bad day!

081: High Concept

Keith — Sat, 18 Jun 2011 08:00:05 +0000

Apparently “High Concept” means “dumb”. You know who came up with that? Retards.

080: Factual Bitch

Keith — Wed, 15 Jun 2011 19:01:12 +0000

Picard and Kaboom went to a Pepsi party and got loaded. We join the drunkenness, already in progress.

079: 3 Stage Process

Keith — Sun, 12 Jun 2011 13:57:40 +0000

At the scene shit reporting!

078: X-Men: First Class

Keith — Thu, 09 Jun 2011 01:27:40 +0000

Vinyl Countdown movie reviews? Why not! We’re… smart… and stuff.

077: Foreshadowing

Keith — Mon, 06 Jun 2011 13:01:00 +0000

Craig had deep fried macaroni balls. That may or may not haunt him. Hint: It will.

076: Ensconced

Keith — Fri, 03 Jun 2011 13:01:47 +0000

More from the patio, with Jet, Jenn and Daddio.

075: Cool Pool Patrol

Keith — Tue, 31 May 2011 13:01:41 +0000

Drowning on a patio. Everyone dies, then lives again. Jesus!

074: Too Pretty

Keith — Sat, 28 May 2011 13:01:29 +0000

More with Andrea at the very loud Bank Note. Pretend this is a podcast being sent back in time from the future, so the transmission is shaky.

073: Bi-Polar Opposite

Keith — Wed, 25 May 2011 05:24:32 +0000

The introduction of the Podcast Emperor, and Andrea!

072: KABOOM!!!

Keith — Sun, 22 May 2011 17:26:04 +0000

Short but sweet, with Kaboom and some dudes.

071: Satan’s Choice

Keith — Thu, 19 May 2011 18:24:56 +0000

With Steve the strip club bouncer!

070: Triple Bill

Keith — Mon, 16 May 2011 14:16:44 +0000

Our first ustream live show, a show from the road, and a State of VC address!

069: She Beast

Keith — Fri, 13 May 2011 04:44:22 +0000

Joel came back! I thought he was dead!

068: Ns Of The F!

Keith — Tue, 10 May 2011 04:49:43 +0000

From Lot 16! Which is a bar.

067: I Love… Asses

Keith — Sat, 07 May 2011 17:57:02 +0000

One more round from the bunker. Speak english, you!

066: Fame High and Reefer Madness

Keith — Wed, 04 May 2011 18:06:23 +0000

Some final thoughts about NYC.

065: In The Bunker

Keith — Mon, 02 May 2011 08:18:49 +0000

With lesbionic person Di!

064: NYC V — Whatever Gets Me Off, I’m Allowed To Do

Keith — Sat, 30 Apr 2011 06:10:55 +0000

Last show from NYC, with Sparrow!

063: NYC IV — NYC Taxi vs Big Jim

Keith — Thu, 28 Apr 2011 05:11:00 +0000

With Big Jim and Subsonix!

062: NYC III — You Put The Money In The Bucket

Keith — Tue, 26 Apr 2011 03:44:17 +0000

Where Michael K molests a homeless man, and the homeless man molests him.

061: NYC II — Bear vs Shark

Keith — Sun, 24 Apr 2011 04:05:00 +0000

More from New York, with Newsy and Lilly!

060: NYC I — Do You Know How Much I Love You?

Keith — Fri, 22 Apr 2011 09:14:09 +0000

Our first show from New York, with ILikeCheese2001 and The Gunner!

April 20th, 2011

Keith — Wed, 20 Apr 2011 06:39:17 +0000

Coincidentally, weed.

059: Joel And Keith In: The Gentle Art Of Conversation

Keith — Tue, 19 Apr 2011 14:11:10 +0000

Everyone else can lick balls.

058: Rockin’ The Triangle

admin — Fri, 15 Apr 2011 19:10:28 +0000

With Steve and Dave and 6000 other people.

057: Weed Wisdom IV

Keith — Wed, 13 Apr 2011 07:23:46 +0000

Featuring the worst university prof in the world.

056: Group Hug

Keith — Mon, 11 Apr 2011 18:38:34 +0000

With Ben and Jen! And Al and Buttons!

055: Aftermath

admin — Sat, 09 Apr 2011 01:52:27 +0000

Some letters, and some phone calls to the police.

054: The Tenth Dimension

Keith — Thu, 07 Apr 2011 22:20:51 +0000

Starts slow, ends crazy.

053: Everybody Fucking Loves Craig

Keith — Tue, 05 Apr 2011 21:25:08 +0000

Not me! Ah, yes I do.

052: Zack Attack!

Keith — Sun, 03 Apr 2011 00:44:45 +0000

Also, fights!

051: WAKE UP, JOEL!!!!!

Keith — Tue, 29 Mar 2011 00:48:34 +0000

Where the gang discusses murder.

050: The Weed Wise Man

Keith — Mon, 28 Mar 2011 00:51:00 +0000

With his sidekick The Stiff Drink Shrink.

049: Craig, You’re An Asshole

Keith — Wed, 23 Mar 2011 22:22:31 +0000

Devon’s foreskin is so tight.

048: The Catcher’s Mitt

Keith — Sat, 19 Mar 2011 22:28:09 +0000

With guest star Devon!

047: Bitch Cake — Grab Advice

Keith — Tue, 15 Mar 2011 22:51:43 +0000

We just got a letter! I wonder who it’s from?

046: Tripolar

Keith — Sat, 12 Mar 2011 22:46:31 +0000

Guest starring Brian!

045: My Mom Is Like A Little Chihuahua In The Bedroom

Keith — Wed, 09 Mar 2011 22:49:43 +0000

A little more O’Nizzle, my N’s.

044: O’Nizzle

Keith — Mon, 07 Mar 2011 22:52:58 +0000

We met up with Lauren after her very first stand up show!

043: Weed Wisdom III

Keith — Sat, 05 Mar 2011 22:55:53 +0000

Or Weed Wisdom IV. I dunno. One of those.

042: Live At Podcamp Toronto

admin — Thu, 03 Mar 2011 23:13:13 +0000

http://vimeo.com/20546571

Our first live show! Everyone got pregnant!

041: Mustard Blocker

admin — Mon, 28 Feb 2011 23:12:41 +0000

A man’s gotta have his mustard.

040: A Dog Eat Rape World

admin — Fri, 25 Feb 2011 23:12:01 +0000

With special guest Rayanne!

039: Fruity Jube Hearts

admin — Wed, 23 Feb 2011 23:11:22 +0000

I said JUBE hearts, you racist.

038: Lonely Picard

admin — Mon, 21 Feb 2011 23:10:10 +0000

Happy Valentine’s day from a bunch of losers.

037: Slow Day At The Office

admin — Sat, 19 Feb 2011 23:09:14 +0000

If you don’t dig this episode, it’s your own fault for bitch listening.

036: shit fuck satan

admin — Thu, 17 Feb 2011 22:28:16 +0000

Let’s cool it down, daddio.

035: AIDS Monkey

admin — Tue, 15 Feb 2011 22:27:17 +0000

More with the Two Drinks Minimum lads, and the ham!

034: The Two Drinks Squiddown

admin — Sun, 13 Feb 2011 22:26:28 +0000

Guest starring the Fantastic Ham!

033: Fan Mail

admin — Fri, 11 Feb 2011 22:25:55 +0000

With Craig No. 2

032: Eiffel Tower

admin — Wed, 09 Feb 2011 22:25:09 +0000

The Double D Drunkest Show Yet.

031: Honeyfucking

admin — Mon, 07 Feb 2011 22:24:15 +0000

It’s not gay if you’re on a team.

030: Weed Wisdom II

admin — Tue, 01 Feb 2011 22:23:39 +0000

Straight Guy Jock Men.

029: The Kung-Fu Grip of Penises

admin — Sun, 30 Jan 2011 22:22:44 +0000

We get so deep on this one.

028: Keith Takes A Shit

admin — Fri, 28 Jan 2011 22:22:08 +0000

Our most sciency episode!

027: Reading Is For Fags

admin — Wed, 26 Jan 2011 22:12:26 +0000

I’m sorry you had to read that.

026: Gentlemen’s Strip Club Guide

admin — Mon, 24 Jan 2011 22:11:32 +0000

Some shit about awesome suicide too.

025: Et Tu, Robocop?

admin — Fri, 21 Jan 2011 22:10:26 +0000

Matlock!

024: So How Good Is My Dick?

admin — Wed, 19 Jan 2011 22:08:42 +0000

Some more talkin’ with Lee.

023: Chiggers!

admin — Mon, 17 Jan 2011 22:07:39 +0000

At Picard’s house, drinking his beer, questioning his lady friend.

022: Weed Wisdom!

admin — Mon, 10 Jan 2011 22:06:18 +0000

Doing different things and eating chicken wings!

New Year’s Eve 2010

admin — Mon, 03 Jan 2011 22:05:43 +0000

Don’t download! So shitty!

021: FIGHT!!!

admin — Sat, 01 Jan 2011 22:04:32 +0000

Pussy Keith holds back his hard-as-fuck friends!

020: Dinkin’ It Up

admin — Thu, 30 Dec 2010 22:03:32 +0000

Poop pancakes.

019: The Neighbor Kid

admin — Tue, 28 Dec 2010 22:02:46 +0000

The Vinyl Squiddown!

018: Third Dimension!?

admin — Thu, 23 Dec 2010 22:01:57 +0000

With our holiday skeleton crew!

017: Some Chick Pissed On Matt’s Face

admin — Wed, 22 Dec 2010 22:01:00 +0000

The return of British Matt!

016: Hammerhead Cock

admin — Sun, 19 Dec 2010 21:59:47 +0000

Picard electrocuted somebody. Whoah!

015: Vodka Tampon

admin — Thu, 16 Dec 2010 21:58:42 +0000

Druuunk

014: Susan, You Whore!!

admin — Tue, 14 Dec 2010 21:57:25 +0000

What are you gonna do, fuck Brad?

013: Baby Hitler

admin — Sun, 12 Dec 2010 21:56:30 +0000

A lot of talking about dicks.

012: Papa Joel

admin — Fri, 10 Dec 2010 21:55:48 +0000

Squidpod Joel had a kid!!

011: Ziplock

admin — Sun, 05 Dec 2010 21:54:50 +0000

Some sweet stories.

010: Einstein Hand Job

admin — Wed, 01 Dec 2010 21:54:05 +0000

Good old drinking.

009: Jerking Off In Odo’s Face

admin — Mon, 29 Nov 2010 21:52:43 +0000

You talk some tv?

008: Strokin To Stay Awake

admin — Sat, 27 Nov 2010 21:52:04 +0000

With new challenger Daman!

007: A Very Special Episode

admin — Tue, 23 Nov 2010 21:51:15 +0000

Continued from episode 006!

006: Black Where It Matters

admin — Sun, 21 Nov 2010 21:50:31 +0000

The wallet.

005: You Piece Of Steaming Cunt

admin — Thu, 18 Nov 2010 21:49:47 +0000

Featuring newcomers Matt and Doug!

004: How Many Guys Do You Need To Make A Full Circle?

admin — Fri, 12 Nov 2010 21:47:38 +0000

Continued from episode 003!

003: Foreskin Is For Fags

admin — Thu, 04 Nov 2010 21:45:12 +0000

Listen to us quickly get drunk!

002.5: Bitch Cake

admin — Fri, 29 Oct 2010 21:44:57 +0000

An after hours show recorded after episode 002, minus a couple cast members. Stalking, masturbation, video games… all the traditional topics for a relaxed evening of discourse.

002: Robocop Was The Best Gameboy Game

admin — Fri, 22 Oct 2010 21:43:31 +0000

Drinking and jokes! What’s not to like? Huh? Asshole?

001: Why Isn’t This A Music Show?

admin — Wed, 13 Oct 2010 21:37:39 +0000

Our new video game show! Though frankly, it’s mostly about shitting oneself.