Vs. Podcast

Hooo boy

peatskiversus@gmail.com (The Vs. Podcast) — Sun, 13 Oct 2013 22:24:00 -0400

Remember when we made that post about the new episode schedule? Good times.

But seriously, we had a rough couple of months and have been unable to record anything. But we plan to fix that very shortly. If you happened to get here via one of our NYCC promos, then bless your heart for being courageous enough to open the box. Stick around and listen to our back episodes while we get our act together.

Peat Ski

Scheduling Note

peatskiversus@gmail.com (The Vs. Podcast) — Mon, 8 Jul 2013 09:22:00 -0400

As you may have noticed, we completely blew our "First Monday of the month" schedule with the last episode. While there were extenuating circumstances (including one host having a death plague that lasted for weeks and required a lot of deft microphone work to silence), we realized that there are ALWAYS extenuating circumstances and that we're just not very good at keeping to a schedule. Neither host likes being told what to do, including when to release a podcast episode and that makes it hard to get things done in a timely manner. It's a wonder that we get up in the morning to go to work, let alone do the stuff we don't get paid to do.

This is a long-winded way of saying that, at least for awhile, instead of coming out with a new episode on the first Monday, we'll come out with a new episode once a month. The episode will still be released on A Monday, just not always the first Monday. This might change back in the future and if it does, you'll be the first to know. Not you. You. In the back, with the wandering eye.

We urge you to like us on Facebook and follow us on Twitter where you'll find updates on episode progress. Like right now we're researching with an eye to record on one of the last two weekends of the month. Or you could just subscribe to the podcast through iTunes (or your preferred method) and get hot, fresh new episodes downloaded when they release. Or old, stale, musty ones if you only check your subscription every few months.

Thanks for your patience everyone!

Iron Man vs. Aquaman

peatskiversus@gmail.com (The Vs. Podcast) — Sun, 16 Jun 2013 20:45:00 -0400

Episode 21, where our hosts learn not to drop an iPad in the ocean.

Tony Stark. The (Iron)man, the legend, the box office giant. This idiosyncratic technocrat has wisecracked his way into our hearts and wallets. The latest Iron Man movie has officially made 100 gajillion dollars worldwide. Remember, that's an official number. So who can possibly stand up to this paragon of super-heroism?

There is one man. Well, not so much a man as a man who lives at the bottom of the sea. The king of Atlantis, the least appreciated superhero of all time. The mighty Aquaman. He'll never get a movie. But his comic book series in DC's New 52 has been a showstopper, as far as the Vs. hosts are concerned. Between his lack of financial success and his inherent power set, he makes the perfect foil for Iron Man.

Peat Ski has been particularly wowed by the new adventures of Aquaman and he happily represents the Atlantean monarch. Peat thinks this fight is man vs. machine, and if machine wins, we might as well all just give up and become energy cells for the machines. Pyg takes Iron Man as a champion and he figures that any man who can chuck an atomic bomb at an alien invasion can handle a hero who can defeated by those plastic things that hold six packs together.

Will Iron Man be all washed up? Or will he fry Aquaman like a fish out of water? Will we run out of these bad water cliches? Spoiler alert: Yes.

Animated Joker and Harley Quinn vs. The Monarch and Dr. Girlfriend

peatskiversus@gmail.com (The Vs. Podcast) — Mon, 6 May 2013 06:58:00 -0400

Episode 20, where Peat explains the joke to Pyg and gets chucked out the window.

Batman: the Animated Series is the gold standard of cartoons, so much better than the Jetsons. Well, except that episode where Rosie murdered Elroy's parents and Elroy became the Dark Sprite. Oh wait, that's just our slash fic. Jetsons still suck. Anyway, Batman: TAS gave the world Mark Hamill as the Joker and introduced Harley Quinn to the world. These two are the icons of villainy, deadly and crazy in equal amounts, and have taken the Batman to the brink many times. In terms of sheer importance, not much tops that.

But importance doesn't mean much in a fight, and time has given the world another iconic villain couple: The Monarch and Dr. Girlfriend from Adult Swim's The Venture Bros. The Monarch might not match up against the Joker in terms of insanity, but he makes up for it in terms of firepower and skill. When paired up with the beautiful and dangerous Dr. Girlfriend, the two make a formidable pair. Monarch has killed a number of super scientists, but that's not the same as killing the Clown Prince of Crime.

Peat Ski, atoning for taking sides against the Venture Bros. in a previous episode, represents the Monarch and Dr. Girlfriend. He thinks that time has not been kind to animated Joker and Harley and that modernity and maturity are on his side. Pyg goes classic and defends the Joker and Harley Quinn, holding the position that a team that has ruined the Batman's life is on a different plane than the archenemy of a failed legacy scientist.

It's a deadly double date of death between the two premiere super villain power couples. Who will walk away with the blood covered prom king sash?

No April episode (sad face)

peatskiversus@gmail.com (The Vs. Podcast) — Mon, 1 Apr 2013 22:00:00 -0400

Hello faithful Vs. Fans, Peat Ski here. So, one half of the Vs. Podcast studio just moved to fancy new digs. Which is good, because it means one of our hosts has his own dedicated space and is no longer sharing a room with a hamper full of dirty socks. The other host is still hanging out with the socks, but that's by his own choice. Anyway, that's the good news. The bad news is, because moving the studio was just the happy by-product of a larger overall apartment change, we were unable to record a new episode for April. Our apologies! A thousand times our apologies. One million years dungeon.

There will be a brand new episode on May 6th, as we do our first villain-against-villain episode. In June we begin our summer movie season by having Iron Man square off with a mystery opponent. And following that, we'll do our first fan request episode. Speaking of which, we take fan requests! Leave your fight ideas in the comments section or email them to Peatskivspodcast@gmail.com.

In the meantime, might I recommend giving Episode 17 a listen? I feel like it didn't get the love it deserved, since I decided to name the episode like I was naming a bad 90's pop-punk band instead of calling it "Robocop vs. Zombies." It's easily one of my favorite episodes, if for no other reason than revealing my fetish for green-skinned women. And since it's really three episodes in one, it's as if you're not missing anything this month at all!

As always, thanks for listening and keep your knuckles wrapped.

Peat Ski

Pokemon vs. Yu-gi-Oh

peatskiversus@gmail.com (The Vs. Podcast) — Tue, 5 Mar 2013 18:52:00 -0500

Episode 19: One host battles while the other one duels ... IN BED.

Hopefully you're still with us after that off-color fortune cookie joke in the headline. But how appropriate the juvenile humor is, as Peat Ski and Pyg discuss children's cartoons that they grew up with. Well, that Peat Ski grew up with. Pyg grew up with the talkies.

Pokemon. International juggernaut of pop culture. Those adorable little pocket monsters have delighted children and flummoxed parents for over a decade. With the constant repetition of their names in lieu of language and cutesy color schemes, one can be forgiven for assuming Pokemon are harmless. But they are not. In fact, they are super-powered animals essentially engaging in cockfighting. A Pokemon trainer takes his life in his hands with one. Hell, anyone living in the Pokemon world is at risk, as there are no other animals. Instead of getting milk from a cow, you get milk from a gigantic beast that breathes fire. Take THAT, USDA.

The only place possibly more dangerous than the Pokemon world? The world of Yu-Gi-Oh. The Shadow Games, magic used by ancient Egyptians to contain powerful monsters and destructive forces, has been harnessed into a card game, played with collectible cards. The first step was creating holographic representations of the monsters on the cards. The second step was using the cards to manifest creatures capable of causing bodily harm or death. Adding in the Millennium Items, artifacts that give their bearers incredible powers. Finally, give some cards and Millennium items to adolescents, with their raging hormones and poorly developed frontal lobes, and you have the recipe for world destruction.

Peat Ski reps Pokemon, giving him hundreds of destructive monsters of all shapes, sizes and personalities. He feels that the animal nature of these creatures will carry him through the fight. On the flip side, Pyg represents Yu-Gi-Oh, and he feels that the pure destructive capability of the Shadow Games as wielded by teenagers and stunted captains of industry will destroy any pesky Pokemon pets.

No matter who wins, we all already lost, as collectible card games and their associated multimedia properties have consumed the world. Good luck getting your kids to play Parcheesi. No one cares that it's the royal game of India.

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles vs. Thundercats

peatskiversus@gmail.com (The Vs. Podcast) — Mon, 4 Feb 2013 00:01:00 -0500

UPDATE (10:55 AM, February 4th): Whoops, the player below was set to play Riggs vs. McClane. Cut and paste is a powerful toy, kids, and you should use it responsibly. Should be all good now, and if you download our episodes through iTunes or another feed, you shouldn't have had a problem.

Episode 18, wherein one host is radical and the other is ever living.

Ah, the 80's. Simpler times. When austerity had the much more pleasant name, Reaganomics. When tight fitting clothes were made of spandex and not denim. When musclebound cartoon characters based on action figures ruled the television set.

In this episode, Peat Ski and Pyg look at two of the most famous franchises featuring anthropomorphic animals with vaguely defined martial arts skills. Peat Ski represents the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, and really wishes he hadn't, since he's the one that had to type it 800 times in his notes. Pyg represents the Thundercats, and wishes he hadn't since that means cheering for something called "Snarf."

In the end, only one can remain standing. Will the Sword of Omens give Lion-O sight-beyond-insight on how to come out victorious? Or will the Turtles eat pizza while sitting on some Thundercat-skin rugs?

Episode 17

peatskiversus@gmail.com (The Vs. Podcast) — Mon, 24 Dec 2012 00:01:00 -0500

Episode 17 - Jedis and Zombies and Robocops, oh my!

It's the one year anniversary of the Vs. Podcast! Somehow a show that puts out one episode a month managed to get to 17 episodes in a year, which means either someone can't count or the year is longer than we previously thought. Our Smarch episode aught to be a real barn-burner, in that case.

This time, our hosts are tackling a subject they once thought too convoluted, too involved, too topical. Instead of rehashing 1980s cartoons, the Vs. Podcast is tackling zombies. We'll explore how a zombie apocalypse would impact the worlds of Robocop, the Wizard of Oz and Star Wars.

No competition this month, as our hosts are teaming up to fight the horde. This is all well and good, but the Twilight Zone taught us that the real enemy is always man. So be on the look out for guns cocked behind people's backs and pithy one-liners about mistakes and trust and ham sandwiches. No one said our hosts would be good action heroes.

Tune in next episode as we return our fingers to their usual places far from the pulse of the community and discuss cartoons that no one has watched since Reagan's second term.

The Goon vs. The Crow

peatskiversus@gmail.com (The Vs. Podcast) — Mon, 19 Nov 2012 00:01:00 -0500

Episode 16, wherein Lonely Street runs red with blood and white with pancake makeup.

It's a battle between two of the biggest indie comic darlings in the history of the medium. In one corner, we have the Goon, the zombie-slaying crimeboss with the fists of concrete and the heart of something resembling gold. In the other corner, we have the original Twilight, the sexiest undead character ever conceived, the Crow. It's a fight of the nigh-invincible undead against a man who specializes in killing the unkillable.

Peat Ski takes the side of the Goon and vows to show a lot of grit, moxie and knives-to-the-eye. Pyg reps the Crow and plans to prove that the 90s never ended (despite each successive Crow movie being exponentially worse than the original.) Only one thing is certain in this match-up, and that's the fact that nothing is certain (© Gorilla Monsoon.)

End of the Hiatus

peatskiversus@gmail.com (The Vs. Podcast) — Sun, 18 Nov 2012 12:43:00 -0500

As the great literary character Godot once said, "Better late than never, eh fellas?" What, he didn't say that? Well, aren't you Mr. Smarty-pants English major huh? You know what he DID say? Shut up, that's what.

Anyway, as you may have noticed, the Vs. Podcast has been on an unofficial hiatus. Technically, since we only upload a new episode once a month, we're not that far behind. But still, it's been awhile. This is because of a few things. One, we did two episodes in really quick succession, with Brock Samson vs. Black Dynamite being researched, recorded and released in a particularly short period of time. After such a burst of activity, the hosts were understandably drained and fell into a slothful pattern of inactivity. Like a toddler after a sugar high, they needed to be put to bed before they got cranky and drew on the walls.

The other reason for the delay is a failed transition to a new website. We were on the verge of moving the podcast to a new home, one that would take some things out of Peat Ski's untalented hands (web design, image creation) leaving both he and Pyg free to concentrate on the stuff they do a passably good job at, like researching and being clever. Unfortunately, at the 11th hour this move fell through and spent some time in limbo. The situation is still in limbo, but rather than do nothing while waiting, we've decided to move forward and start posting new episodes here.

So, there's a new episode going up tonight, The Goon vs. The Crow, which was recorded pre-Halloween. That's why there's a few forced mentions of the holiday and being spooky in the episode, which sound a little dated. If you'd like, you can wait until next year and listen to it before Halloween 2013 (ed. note: Do not do that. Listen to it now, please). And next month is the one-year anniversary of the podcast going live, so there will be a special episode for that. Spoiler alert- It's about zombies.

Thanks for your patience and your listenershipness, and we look forward to another year of nonsense, petty arguments and unnecessary cheap shots.

Peat Ski, J. Pygmaelion Pigula, and the rest of the Vs. Team.

John McClane vs. Martin Riggs

peatskiversus@gmail.com (The Vs. Podcast) — Mon, 10 Sep 2012 00:01:00 -0400

Episode 15, wherein Pyg is one week away from retirement so Peat blows up his boat.

In perhaps the most evenly matched fight in the short history of the podcast, we have two of the greatest action movie characters in the history of cinema. John McClane from the Die Hard series: the man walks over broken glass with bare feet to kill terrorists. Martin Riggs from the Lethal Weapon films: the original cop on the edge, a mutt of a man who can be found by following the trail of destruction he leaves in his wake.

Peat Ski had never seen a Lethal Weapon until this episode, and developed a fondness for Riggs. He has to prove that Riggs can stand on his own and win a fight without his partner Murtaugh or any of the other members of the ensemble. Pyg had his fingers crossed that he'd get to represent McClane and he got his wish. McClane goes from cop over his head to hardened road warrior over the course of four films. But he's never had an opponent like Riggs.

In this episode, bullets will fly, saxophone music will play, catchphrases will be spouted and one manly action movie star will walk away to star in a fifth film.

Black Dynamite vs. Brock Samson

peatskiversus@gmail.com (The Vs. Podcast) — Sat, 18 Aug 2012 17:33:00 -0400

Episode 14, wherein our hosts duck and cover.

THIS IS AN EMERGENCY BROADCAST OF THE VS. PODCAST SYSTEM.

Last Sunday, Adult Swim put out the question - Brock Samson vs. Black Dynamite. Who wins? And that's right up our dark alley here at the Vs. Podcast. Because AS is announcing the winner tomorrow night, we went into emergency mode and put together a (surprisingly) coherent episode in record time.

Brock Samson, OSI agent and bodyguard of the Venture family. The blonde Swedish murder machine with the honky hair. He's like the boogeyman of the villain world, an unstoppable killing machine with an unquenchable blood lust. Also perhaps the toughest Led Zeppelin fan in the world.

Black Dynamite, the most bad-ass mutha on the street. A stone-cold pimp with a flair for kung fu and straight up violence. There ain't a man alive badder than this man, no one quicker with a set of nunchuks or a grappling hook. He'll kick your teeth in with a smile - not that you can tell when he's smilin'.

This is the Adult Swim war to settle the score. Unless Carl from the Aquateens plans on becoming a secret agent, there's no one on the Sunday night block badder than these two. And with Peat Ski championing Black Dynamite and Pyg fighting for Brock Samson, we will have a winner after this episode.

Hey Adult Swim - it was our pleasure.

Batman vs. Spider-man

peatskiversus@gmail.com (The Vs. Podcast) — Mon, 6 Aug 2012 00:01:00 -0400

Episode 13, wherein our hosts break out the dreaded "my name is so-and-so" voice of derision.

Summer movie season comes to a (heat-related pun) conclusion with the clash of two of the highest grossing individual superheroes of all time, represented by our mudslinging, poo-flinging hosts. The Amazing Spider-man marked the Tobey Maguire deficient return to cinema glory for everyone's favorite webslinger. The Dark Knight Rises concluded Christopher Nolan's grim and gritty Batman saga. One ending, one beginning, two powerful characters.

Peat Ski returns to his happy place and champions Batman. As a devoted Bat-mennonite, Peat will stop at nothing to redeem his embarrassing loss to the Incredible Hulk waaaaaaay back in episode 1. Pyg dons the webs of Spider-man, the wise-cracking hero of the average Joe and aims to puncture the proverbial stuffed shirt of the hoity-toity dark knight.

We'll level with you: this episode goes to some odd places. We blame the relentlessly grim tone of the Dark Knight Rises for the unusually aggressive turn one of our hosts takes. But there's still a lot of laughs and a damn good argument in this episode.

And remember, you only have until midnight on August 20th to vote for next month's episode. So vote or die! Or vote and then die and then have the Mafia use your dead name to commit voter fraud.

Vote for September's episode!

peatskiversus@gmail.com (The Vs. Podcast) — Wed, 25 Jul 2012 21:12:00 -0400

UPDATE: Blogger closed the poll despite our best efforts to keep it open until the 20th. The lesson, as always, is that Google is a horrible uncaring corporation like every single other one and they really don't want you to customize their widgets despite what the marketing says.

We're going with McClane/Riggs for the September episode (with an undercard of Andre/Bag of kittens for you sickos out there). If you have a problem with that and want to voice your opinion, use the comment section for its intended purpose. Chances are we'll do a John Crichton episode in the future anyway as he's Pyg's third man-crush (behind Dr. Who and Oil Can Harry) and Peat wants to take him apart like a LEGO castle.

ORIGINAL POST BELOW

Are you a lover of democracy, a confused monarchist or a filthy communist who enjoys voting on things? Then you should vote for which fight you'd like to hear in the September episode of the Vs. Podcast. We've come up with four fights that have a lot of potential and it's up to YOU the listener to decide which one we do. Well, actually, we did select an episode earlier, but Pyg wasn't nearly as enthused about a Tin-Tin/Encyclopedia Brown episode as Peat was. Pyg's exact sentiment was something to the effect of solving the mystery of when Peat became a woman. After the crying stopped, they agreed on the four episode choices below.

So vote early, vote often, stay cool with Coolidge and all that rot. The poll closes midnight on August 20th, and the September episode will be out on September 10th (delayed due to the holiday.)

The Bride vs. Katniss Everdeen

peatskiversus@gmail.com (The Vs. Podcast) — Mon, 2 Jul 2012 00:01:00 -0400

Episode 12, wherein our hosts get in touch with their feminine sides ... using harsh words and sharp objects.

Summer movie season takes a backseat this episode as center stage is handed to blockbuster stars of movies past. That's good, though. Too much is made of immediacy these days. No one stops to think about the great films of bygone years. Like next month's episode, when we debate whether or not Citizen Kane could take Charlie Chaplin's Tramp in a fight. What? We're not doing that? But we spent so much time figuring out the THAC0 for Rosebud! Well, since we're not doing that, how about an actual fight?

The Bride aka Beatrix Kiddo (2004 called - spoiler alert!) is a one-woman army of sheer bloody vengeance. With a mastery of several styles of martial arts and a samurai sword without peer, she's pretty much the gold standard as far as assassins go. And with that yellow jumpsuit, she's also unmatched in her sense of style.

Katniss Everdeen, the teenage protagonist of the Hunger Games trilogy, is cut from a different cloth. She wins her battles with an iron will, a knack for survival and a trusty bow and arrow. She's incredibly difficult to find, let alone kill, like a cockroach Robin Hood. Incidentally, if you know how to kill one of those, call Pyg. He'll appreciate it.

Peat represents the Bride in this fight, which is astonishing since he only just watched the Kill Bill movies two weeks ago. He was busy rewatching Austin Powers, if you must know. Pyg, who has recently come out as a 14 year girl, has read all of the Hunger Games books and is armed with an encyclopedic knowledge of Panem and Tracker Jackers and Narnia and Quidditch. Those are all in the Hunger Games, right? One thing is for certain - that nothing will be certain in this fight! Yeah, that was a bad cliche, we know. Plenty more where that came from!

Avengers vs. Justice League - Part 2

peatskiversus@gmail.com (The Vs. Podcast) — Mon, 18 Jun 2012 00:01:00 -0400

Episode 11 part 2, wherein our hosts clean their plates, finish their vegetables and otherwise take care of business.

It's the nail-biting, nerve-wracking, tub-thumbing, block rocking conclusion of the summer's first epic match-up! If you listened to part 1 of this episode (and if you haven't, shame on you. Go back to the beginning of the level and try not to get knocked off a cliff by an overzealous bird this time, Ryu), you know that Peat Ski is all about the value of teamwork as he champions the Avengers roster from the movie. Kind of like that jerk basketball coach you had who was always on you to pass to the kid who only had one arm because you're a "team." Pyg, like so many political chatterboxes of a certain persuasion, has said nuts to teamwork and feels that the overwhelming individual firepower of the animated Justice League is enough to overcome any namby-pamby feel good hippy commune moves from the Avengers. So stop taxing Bruce Wayne so much, you commies.

At the end of this episode, we will have a winner, and finally, the age-old question of Marvel or DC will be answered in a microcosm. Regardless of which side you're on, you should walk away from this feeling like a winner. Or a loser. Whatever. We're not going to tell you how to feel.

Next month - Summer movie season continues!
The month after that - Summer movie season continues continuing as Pyg and Peat Ski once again engage in a Marvel vs. DC throw-down as Christian Bale's Batman takes on Andrew Garfield's Spider-man!

Avengers vs. Justice League - Part 1

peatskiversus@gmail.com (The Vs. Podcast) — Mon, 4 Jun 2012 00:01:00 -0400

Episode 11 part 1, wherein our hosts initiate a group activity.

It's summer time and it's a beautiful time to be a comic book fan. We've got films starring Batman, Spider-man, Rawhide Kid ... they aren't making that movie? Oh, they are, but it's only available on hotel pay channels? Shame. Anyway, the Avengers film kicked off the season with a bang, so we're here to cash in. Originally the Avengers were slated to fight the Mighty Morphin' Power Rangers, but it's next to impossible to find the original MMPR movie on anything except VHS, so we had to settle for the next best thing: The Justice League (Of America) (sometimes.)

The movie Avengers (Iron Man, Captain America, Thor, Hulk, Hawkeye, Black Widow) are represented by Peat Ski, who not only saw the movie twice but got so upset when it was over that he tried to jump into traffic rather than wait for the sequel. Fortunately, some kid knocked him out of the way just as a speeding truck full of nuclear waste was coming. Unfortunately, the kid was killed on impact and Peat will never be friends with Daredevil.

Pyg has chosen a variation of the Justice League featured in the original animated series. He's using Wonder Woman, Batman, the Flash, Green Lantern (John Stewart), Hawkgirl and the Martian Manhunter. It's truly a murderer's row of heroes, all with impressive powers and impractical costumes. But unless someone picks up our Martian Manhunter spec script (J'onn Carter of Mars...too soon?), only one of them will have a movie that grosses a billion dollars.

Avengers vs. Justice League ... it's happened in the comics (sorta), but this will settle it once and for all.

This episode is so big and epic that we had to split it into two episodes. Even after that, there was still material that didn't make the cut, so expect a bonus episode in the near future. Part 2 will be available in two weeks.

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Wonder Woman vs. Xena

peatskiversus@gmail.com (The Vs. Podcast) — Mon, 7 May 2012 00:01:00 -0400

Episode 10, wherein the hosts finally stop using the Julian calendar and figure out what episode number they're on.

Happy Mother's Day! Here at the Vs. Podcast, we love our moms. We also love your moms, but that's another story. What? No sophomoric humor on Mother's Day? That wasn't even sophomoric, it was juvenile if anything. Anyway, in honor of moms everywhere, we're upping the estrogen and doing an episode with two of the best known female characters in pop culture.

Wonder Woman, the Amazonian princess of the DC Universe. The female hero that begat all others. The ultimate mother figure. This battleship class superhero can go toe-to-toe with the likes of Superman and Shazam. Who can stand against her?

Xena Warrior Princess, that's who. Righter of wrongs. Killer of gods. Portrayed by Lucy Lawless, Xena spent the better part of six seasons cracking Hellenistic skulls and changing the lives of every single famous mythological character (sort of like the Forrest Gump of the ancient world.) When it comes to taking out a demigod, Xena's got the experience.

Peat Ski, repping Wonder Woman, thinks that Xena is more psychotic than Sir Lancelot in Spamalot and will be undone by her moral failings before Wonder Woman even gets a chance to squish her. Pyg, championing Xena, thinks Wonder Woman is nothing but a glorified coffee-fetcher for Athena and will be straightjacketed by her own goody-two-shoes nature. Only one thing is certain - you should give this podcast to your mom instead of some smelly old flowers. It'll last longer and your cat won't try to chew on it.

The Award Show

peatskiversus@gmail.com (The Vs. Podcast) — Mon, 2 Apr 2012 00:01:00 -0400

Episode 8, wherein everyone gets a trophy, just like pee-wee soccer.

Did anyone actually watch the Oscars this year? Our hosts (only one of whom has cable) checked out mentally as soon as they realized the gentle competence of Billy Crystal wouldn't be nearly as exciting as watching Anne Hathaway try to carry an uncooperative James Franco over her shoulder like a fireman. The only thing more entertaining than watching a host try to be funny while the co-host actively tries to derail her is listening to TWO hosts try to be funny while sabotaging each other in a grand game of award show Spy vs. Spy.

In this episode, Peat Ski and Pyg hand out awards in incredibly esoteric and narrow categories. A full list is below the break, but they include "Achievement in Animal Sidekickery" and "Best Female Version of a Male Superhero." Y'know, actual categories, not phoney baloney like "Cinematography" or "Screenwriting."

It's a full hour of pageantry, splendor, dirty words and double entendres.

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Galactus vs. Unicron

peatskiversus@gmail.com (The Vs. Podcast) — Mon, 5 Mar 2012 00:02:00 -0500

Episode 7, wherein the hosts realize Pluto is no longer a planet so they decide to devour Uranus.

Galactus, the devourer of worlds from Marvel Comics. Unicron, his nonunion Cybertronian equivalent. When two planet-killing beings do battle, who wins? And how do demi-deities like this fight anyway? Hot dog eating contest? Rap off? That weird game everyone used to play on the bus where one guy puts his palms on the other guy's and whoever is on the bottom tries to slap the guy on top?

Peat champions his favorite fictional character of all time, Galactus. It's true. He has three Galactus figures and the only thing stopping him from getting a Galactus tattoo is his belief that Megan Fox has ruined tattoos for everyone. Pyg defends Unicron and really, what I.T. guy wouldn't take the side of the giant robot?

And anyone who doesn't love the song "You got the touch" lacks a soul.

Bonus Episode

peatskiversus@gmail.com (The Vs. Podcast) — Mon, 5 Mar 2012 00:01:00 -0500

Bonus episode 1, wherein day old fish is soaked in some water and sold as the catch of the day.

It was promised at the beginning of the month, and just like a deadbeat dad who promises to bring an extra good present the next time he visits, it is delivered. In this case, the deadbeat dad promised a puppy, but what came out of the kennel crate is actually the oldest, mangiest, cheapest dog they had. The analogy falls apart from this point forward, so we'll let it die gracefully. Just like the old dog.

In this episode, Peat cobbles together a Frankenstein monster from clips of Episode 7 Skynet vs. the Matrix and Episode 8 Galactus vs. Unicron. These clips are material that was removed for one reason or another, so it's technically all new. Technically. And the aforementioned reasons are definitely not "they sucked" or "they weren't funny." How dare you even think that.

Flying solo as a host for the first time, Peat starts out awkwardly as he introduces each clip, but about halfway through he starts drinking and getting increasingly belligerent. It's so rewarding when a drunk little bird finally leaves the nest.

Skynet vs The Matrix

peatskiversus@gmail.com (The Vs. Podcast) — Mon, 13 Feb 2012 00:01:00 -0500

Episode 7, wherein the boys cannot decide whether to make a fate or take a Dozer.

In an unofficial sequel to the John Connor/Marty McFly bout (and what franchise doesn't like a sequel or four?), we look at a pair of cold, calculating machine armies bent of the destruction of humanity. Skynet, from the Terminator franchise, does battle against the machines from the Matrix trilogy. Hunter-Killers against Squids, Agents against T-800s, Helena Bonham Carter against Hugo Weaving! Well, maybe not.

Pyg, in an effort to conserve energy for the impending robot apocalypse, champions Skynet. Peat plugs himself into various things with internet jacks in order to defend the Matrix.

When elephants fight, the grass dies. When robots fight ... well, the grass still dies. Especially if the machines are lawn mowers.
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Episode 7, or, Blame the Machines

peatskiversus@gmail.com (The Vs. Podcast) — Sun, 5 Feb 2012 19:53:00 -0500

UPDATE THE SECOND:

As a point of clarity, we finally got the episode edited and will be releasing it as a single episode. Whenever possible, we prefer to not split the episodes in half. Maybe it's a personal preference, but we think it's better to have one long episode that you can pause rather than two short episodes that abruptly break somewhere in the middle.

But we will still release a bonus episode made up of some bits that were cut out of this episode. Yes, originally this episode was longer than 70 minutes. And the next new episode will be on March 5th.

Thanks again for your patience.

UPDATE:

We're still having some technical difficulties with this month's episode. Clearly, Peat must have done something to piss off the agents, so they have completely fubared his computer. All of the files have been sent to the Zion that is Pyg's computer for safekeeping. We fully intend to post an episode in the coming days, but we can no longer guarantee a time.

Thanks for your patience, all. If you haven't listened to our entire backlog, now might be a good time to get caught up.

ORIGINAL POST:

Hi everybody,

Peat ran into some trouble editing this month's episode. Considering it's Skynet vs. The Matrix, it makes a little too much sense that a computer would start causing trouble at this particular time. But we'll say no more, lest our new robot overlords put us in a cell without a view.

Because of these technical difficulties and the overall length of the episode, we split it into two parts. Part 1 will be up late tomorrow. It still needs to be proof-edited (is that a word?) for quality before it's released. We plan to release Part 2 on Monday the 13th, Helena Bonham Carter willing and the creek don't rise. And then on the 20th, we'll release a bonus episode made up of the stuff that had to be cut for time reasons. So, to make up for being a little late, you get three episodes. Quantity is better than quality, right? It is if you're a machine.

The Vs. Promo

peatskiversus@gmail.com (The Vs. Podcast) — Mon, 16 Jan 2012 18:46:00 -0500

Hi! Are you new here? Did you follow our (hopefully functional) QR code after finding it on a flyer hanging in a unisex gas station bathroom somewhere? Are you curious what this show is but don't want to invest more than 3 minutes to find out? You're in luck!

The sound clip below is a promotional clip we worked up recently. It explains the show, introduces the hosts and gives a preview of the next episode (coming out February 6th.) Enjoy.

EDIT: We've been remiss in mentioning the song used in the promo. It's called "Heavy Water" by the band 1000psi. We found the song on Mevio's Music Alley. Be and dear and use them for all your podcasting music needs.

Marty McFly vs. John Connor

peatskiversus@gmail.com (The Vs. Podcast) — Mon, 2 Jan 2012 00:01:00 -0500

Episode 6 - wherein Peat gives Pyg a knuckle sandwich, so Pyg goes back in time to prevent the invention of bread.

John Connor: The Terminator franchise's savior of mankind and perpetual thorn in the digital side of Skynet. Marty McFly: The DeLorean driving 1980's everyman from Back to the Future. Also the inventor of rock & roll and not a butthead or a chicken. In this episode, our hosts try to avoid paradox-induced migraines, ripping the fabric of space/time and making out with their own mothers. In the duel of the time-traveling protagonists, who will prevail? The coolest guy in Hill Valley? Or Sarah Connor's baby boy?