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Remember that time I tried helping Jennifer Lawrence up the...

Wed, 03 Dec 2014 16:26:55 -0500

Remember that time I tried helping Jennifer Lawrence up the stairs? Me neither.

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Mon, 13 Jan 2014 16:22:49 -0500

And here’s the video: Drive (Deleted Scenes With TWK)

Mon, 01 Apr 2013 17:53:00 -0400

And here’s the video: Drive (Deleted Scenes With TWK)

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Mon, 01 Apr 2013 15:56:34 -0400

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Tue, 12 Mar 2013 16:55:54 -0400

It thinks I’m Jerry Maguire.

Sun, 10 Mar 2013 19:08:43 -0400

It thinks I’m Jerry Maguire.

Make creepy videos and people make creepy gifs out of it....

Sat, 19 Jan 2013 14:12:34 -0500

Make creepy videos and people make creepy gifs out of it. It’s the cycle of internet life.

He let me finish drawing after telling me that Pictionary is one...

Tue, 08 Jan 2013 18:49:15 -0500

He let me finish drawing after telling me that Pictionary is one of the best drawing/word-guessing games of all time.

You know you’re in 2012 when you look through a flyer and...

Wed, 26 Dec 2012 18:53:00 -0500

You know you’re in 2012 when you look through a flyer and think, “Why are they showing ground beef on a tablet?! And why is it so cheap?!?!”

Boy, did I feel stupid. Also, I could have known it was 2012 by looking at a calendar.

So I started playing Draw Something.

Mon, 17 Dec 2012 21:27:38 -0500

So I started playing Draw Something.

I was pretty proud of this Breakfast Club video, so I decided to...

Sat, 03 Mar 2012 15:32:00 -0500

I was pretty proud of this Breakfast Club video, so I decided to make the dumbest part a gif for all of you to enjoy. I’m pretty sure I’ve got the moves like Jagger.

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Tue, 28 Feb 2012 18:37:00 -0500

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Mon, 27 Feb 2012 18:27:00 -0500

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Sat, 25 Feb 2012 17:43:00 -0500

did you know?

Sat, 25 Feb 2012 17:42:00 -0500

One of my favourite things to come across on Tumblr are those posts that inform you of things you probably didn’t know. The thing I love about these “did you know?” posts is that you have no idea if they’re legitimate or not. There are no sources and people are just too lazy to actually Google/Wikipedia things to see if they’re factually accurate.

That being said, I’m going to start posting my own “did you know?” posts that are completely made up. Hopefully, it’ll straddle the fine line of absurdity and possibility, where people won’t question it and they’ll reblog it as if they’re sharing interesting facts when they’re actually spreading misinformation.

I’m one of those men who want to watch the world burn.

Apparently this is floating around Tumblr. Why would anyone make...

Thu, 16 Feb 2012 17:05:26 -0500

Apparently this is floating around Tumblr. Why would anyone make a gif of this?! And why am I reblogging it so that more people can see it?! Oh right, because making things awkward and uncomfortable is great!

P.S. Guys, I’m single.
P.P.S. But I’m straight. Sorry for being a… banana tease.

parisazakeri:Can you draw a picture of Luke Skywalker and Darf...

Tue, 14 Feb 2012 18:25:00 -0500

parisazakeri:
Can you draw a picture of Luke Skywalker and Darf Cader saying to to him ‘No I am your father’ and then write a comment underneath saying that is what he actually said in the movie?

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I like the part where I mock you by putting fake broken image links within the image to indicate that “Darf Cader” isn’t in Star Wars.

I feel like an ass. High five!

mimmblemimmble:…please draw an armadillo jumping off a...

Sun, 05 Feb 2012 16:36:00 -0500

mimmblemimmble:
…please draw an armadillo jumping off a bridge with him/her yelling an appropriate comment in one of those speech bubbles.

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I hope the Geronimo!/armadillo combo is appropriate enough for your liking.

thedelusionaltruth:my birthday is in 2 days. and yes, this is a...

Sat, 04 Feb 2012 01:00:00 -0500

thedelusionaltruth:
my birthday is in 2 days. and yes, this is a cliched request. any starter 3 pokemon? <3

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All of you Pokémon nerds are probably thinking, “wtf thats not a starter 3. what a idoit.” Or maybe it is a starter 3 Pokémon. I have no idea.

The truth is that I have never been interested in Pokémon, so I don’t know anything about them. I’ve never seen a single episode nor have I played any of the games. I think I can only name 8 Pokémon in total. (I hope I just crushed your dreams of me being your Pokémon lover soul mate.)

The reason I decided to take on this request is because I love watching people who have no idea what they’re doing, so I thought maybe you’d like to see me not knowing what I’m doing.

My thought process was as follows: “Starter 3 Pokémon. Right. I know of that Pokémon who has 3 heads! Excellent. And now to make him a starter. He shall be the guy who waves the green flag at the start of auto races! Fantastic.”

To conclude, I’d like to wish you a happy birthday and congratulate you on finally hitting the teenage years! Yes, I tend to picture people who like Pokémon as children. I don’t know why.

And there you have it. A dude on the internet, who has no idea who you are, has given you a birthday drawing which has a high probability of being incorrect and he insulted you by calling you a child. He also made a generalization that all Pokémon fans would say something along the lines of “wtf thats not a starter 3. what a idoit,” which means that he thinks they all don’t know their grammar and spelling.

Can you say, “Best 13th birthday ever”?!

Another picture that I drew years ago that I just rediscovered....

Wed, 01 Feb 2012 17:24:32 -0500

Another picture that I drew years ago that I just rediscovered. It’s weird how this image perfectly depicts what’s going on these days with the whole internet piracy debacle with SOPA/PIPA. But not really. Again, I just felt like having a serious conversation with you for a nanosecond.