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AUDIAlways Unsafe Designs ImplementedBMWBig Money WorksBought My WifeBrutal Money WasterBimbette Motor WeaponBreak My WindowBUICKBig Ugly Indestructible Car KillerCHEVROLETCan Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended TripsCheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Runs On Luck Every TimeCheap Heap, Every Valve Rattles, Oil Leaks Every TimeCondition Hopeless, Entire Vehicle Relies On Leftover Engine

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A group of professional people posed this question to a group of 4 to 8 year-olds, "What does love mean?" The answers they got were broader and deeper than anyone could have imagined.... time to learn from the kids..."When my grandmother got arthritis, she couldn't bend over and paint her toenails anymore. So my grandfather does it for her all the time, even when his hands got arthritis too.

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Q. Who is the GM of Hewlett Packard (hp) ?A. Rajiv GuptaQ. Who is the creator of Pentium chip (needs no introduction as 90% of the today's computers run on it)?A. Vinod DahmQ. Who is the third richest man in the world?A. According to the latest report on Fortune Magazine, it is Azim Premji, who is the CEO of Wipro Industries. The Sultan of Brunei is at 6 th position now.Q. Who is the founder and

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How to avoid: Check bottom of the bottle, there is a triangle sign and there will be a number on it. If the number is higher than or equal to 5 then this bottle is safe to use. Whatever number under 5, will release the chemicals. For most bottled waters, the number is 1. Did you know chemical released by plastic water bottles can cause cancer (It is not the water that affecting you but the

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If your father is a poor man, it is your fate, but...If your father-in-law is a poor man, it's your stupidity.I was born intelligent -education ruined me.Practice makes perfect.....But nobody's perfect......so why practice?If it's true that we are here to help others,then what exactly are the others here for?Since light travels faster than sound,people appear bright until you hear them speak.How

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GEMINI - Does TwosomesNice. Love is one of a kind. Great listeners. Very Good in bed. Lover not a fighter, but will still knock you the #### out. Trustworthy. Always happy. Loud. Talkative. Outgoing VERY FORGIVING. Loves to make out. Has a beautiful smile. Generous. Strong. ULTRA SEXY. THE MOST IRRESISTABLE.LEO - The Lion in bedGreat talker. Sexy and passionate. Laid back. Knows how to have fun.

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This is the best I have ever seen, found to be around 80% true :-)And please excuse the language.. hope you can figure out what the author means... AQUARIUS January 20 to February 18 PISCES February 19 to March 20 ARIES March 21 to April 19 TAURUS April 20 to May 20 GEMINI May 21 to June 21

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From: Linda Abudu abudu Dear FriendI do not know to what extent you are familiar with events and fragile political situation in my country Liberia, but it has formed consistent headlines in the CNN, BBC news bulletins. I will so glad if you can accept to lead me to the right channel by means of your assistance to my situation now.I will make my proposal well known if I am given the opportunity. I

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A young woman who was several months pregnant boarded a bus. When she noticed a young man smiling at her she began feeling humiliated on account of her condition. She changed her seat and he seemed more amused. She moved again and then on her third move he burst outlaughing.She had him arrested. Then the case came before the court, the young man was asked why he acted in such a manner.His reply

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This is called misfortune by itself ...One morning at a doctor?s surgery a patient arrives complaining of serious back-pain. The doctor examines him and asks him" OK, what happened to your back?"The patient replies "You know that I work for a local night club? This morning I got home to my apartment early and heard a noise in my bedroom. On entering I knew someone had been with my wife and the

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Subject: Pin number reversal (good to know)If you should ever be forced by a robber to withdraw money from an atm machine, you can notify the police by entering your pin # in reverse.For example if your pin number is 1234 then you would put in 4321. The atm recognizes that your pin number is backwards from the atm card you placed in the machine. The machine will still give you the money you

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In the world of romance, one single rule applies to the men:Make the woman happy. Do something she likes, and you get points.Do something she dislikes and points are subtracted.You don't get any points for doing something she expects.Sorry, that's the way the game is played.Here is a guide to the point system:SIMPLE DUTIESYou make the bed (+1)You make the bed, but forget the decorative pillow (0

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Men think that computers should be referred to as female, because: 1. No one but their creator understands their internal logic. 2. The language in which they communicate among themselves is incomprehensible to everyone else. 3. The message "Bad command or File Name" is about as informative as "if you don't know why I'm mad at you, I'm certainly not going to tell you !" 4

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DORMITORY:When you rearrange the letters:DIRTY ROOMPRESBYTERIAN:When you rearrange the letters:BEST IN PRAYERASTRONOMER:When you rearrange the letters:MOON STARERDESPERATION:When you rearrange the letters:A ROPE ENDS ITTHE EYES:When you rearrange the letters:THEY SEEGEORGE BUSH:When you rearrange the letters:HE BUGS GORETHE MORSE CODE:When you rearrange the letters:HERE COME DOTSSLOT

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CREATE PROCEDURE MyMarriage@BrideGroom Char(NotBad),@Bride Char(Good)ASSELECT Bride FROMBridesWHEREFatherInLaw = 'Millionaire' ANDCarCount > 2 ANDHouseStatus ='TwoStoreyed' ANDBrideEduStatus='UG or Above'HavingBrothers='NO' ANDHavingSisters ='YES' ANDAllowRelocate ='YES' ANDSELECT Gold, Cash, Car, BankBalance FROM FatherInLawUPDATE MyBankAccout SET MyBal = MyBal + FatherinLawBalUPDATE MyLocker

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Once two men sat in a bar drinking. The first one said to the other ,"I have a hell lot of family problems." The second one said ,"I'll tell you mine. I married a widow having a young daughter. my father married my daughter and so my father became my son-in-law and I became my father's father-in-law. My daughter is my mother and my wife my grandmother. More problems occurred when I had a son. My

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How to Maintain a Healthy Level of Insanity in the Workplace1) Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.2) Find out where your boss shops and buy exactly the same outfits. Wear them one day after your boss does. This is especially effective if your boss is a different gender.3) Make up nicknames for all your coworkers and refer to them only by these names. "That's a good point,

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Adjust the tint on your TV so that all the people are green, and insist to others that you "like it that way".Drum on every available surface.Sing the Batman theme incessantly.Staple papers in the middle of the page.Ask 800 operators for dates.Produce a rental video consisting entirely of dire FBI copy warnings.Sew anti-theft detector strips into people's backpacks.Hide dairy products in

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Dear STAFF ,Please be advised that these are NEW rules and regulations implemented to raise the efficiency of our firm.____________ _________ _________ _________ _________ _________ _________ _________1) TRANSPORTATION:It is advised that you come to work driving a car according to your salary.a) If we see you driving a Honda, we assume you are doing well financially and therefore you do not

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A holy man was having a conversation with the Lord one day and said, "Lord, I would like to know what Heaven and Hell are like."The Lord led the holy man to two doors. He opened one of the doors and the holy man looked in.In the middle of the room was a large round table. In the middle of the table was a large pot of stew which smelled delicious and made the holy man's mouth water.The people

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After the Nigerian oil rigs and other African scams, it is time for Iraq! This is the new one on the floor!Subject: WE DO NEED YOUR ASSISTANCEFrom: "Al-Suwaij zainab" FROM:ZAINAB ALSUWAIJTEL/FAX:+27791 155 580.4 CRESCENT AVENUESANDTON,JOHANNESBURGSOUTH AFRICAAssalamualaikum, My name is Zainab Safia Al-Suwaij,the wife of late Sheik mahjid al-Suwaij from Iraq. He was among the the innocents

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A man was sick and tired of going to work every day while his wife stayed home. He wanted her to see what he went through so he prayed: "Dear Lord: I go to work every day and put in 8 hours while my wife merely stays at home. I want her to know what I go through, so please allow her body to switch with mine for a day. Amen. " God, in his infinite wisdom, granted the man's wish.The next morning,

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God created the donkey and said to him: "You will be a donkey. You will work un-tiringly from sunrise to sunset carrying burdens on your back. You will eat grass, you will have no intelligence and you will live 50 years."The donkey answered: "I will be a donkey, but to live 50 years is much. Give me only 20 years"God granted his wish................................................................

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These puzzles are called Lateral thinking....Scroll down slowly and be honest to yourself it’s interesting.1. /r/e/a/d/i/n/g/Ans. = reading between the lines2. cyclecyclecycleAns. = tricycle3. he's / himselfAns. = he's by himself4. ecnalgAns. = backward glance5. THINKAns. think big !!And the last one is real fundoo............6. ababaaabbbbaaaabbbbababaabbaaabbbb....Ans. long time no 'C' (see)

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