1. “You moved the ballot box. It was over there yesterday!”
2. “I drove all day to get here.”
3. “I left my ID at the hotel.”
4. “Meet my parole officer.”
5. “What a coincidence! You have three twins, too!”
6. “Can you give me directions to Precinct six now?”
7. “Why cant I bring my gun in”
8. “Can my baby vote?”
9. “What, no pitbulls allowed in the voting area ?”
10. “They let my son into R rated movies.  What’s the diff?”
11. “Once we’re citizens, we’ll get better IDs.”
12. “Where do I sign up for the free house?”
13. “See you tomorrow!”
14. “Got any more carbon paper?”
15. “That’s one for McCain, three for Barack.”

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Why does Obama think other peoples’ wealth should be “spread around?” If he takes this plumber’s money in taxes, is he really going to GIVE it to other people so they can be new customers for the plumber? Do you think that works, when, because of overtaxation, the plumber has to fire an employee so he can earn back the money Obama gave to all his new customers? If you were the plumber in this video, how would you feel about what Obama implied about the value of your hard work? Does any of this make sense? Think about it.