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T-Shirts & Apparel : SAVE FERRIS Babydoll

Fri, 10 Feb 2012 21:40:29 GMT

So choice. "My best friend's sister's boyfriend's brother's girlfriend heard from this guy who knows this kid who's going with the girl who saw Ferris pass out at 31 Flavors last night. I guess it's pretty serious." $19.99

T-Shirts & Apparel : SAVE FERRIS

Fri, 10 Feb 2012 21:40:29 GMT

Yeah, so the Super Bowl commerical may have us a little nostalgic. "My best friend's sister's boyfriend's brother's girlfriend heard from this guy who knows this kid who's going with the girl who saw Ferris pass out at 31 Flavors last night. I guess it's pretty serious." $17.99 - $18.99

T-Shirts & Apparel : Abe Froman: Sausage King of Chicago

Fri, 10 Feb 2012 21:40:29 GMT

You realize if we played by the rules right now we'd be in gym? Ferris: Are you suggesting that I'm not who I say I am?
Maitre d': I'm suggesting that you leave before I have to get snooty!
Ferris: Snooty?
Maitre d': Snotty.
Ferris: Snotty!
Cameron: Okay, Abe. Let's go.
$17.99 - $18.99

Geek Toys : Wheatley Plush Keychain

Fri, 10 Feb 2012 15:13:17 GMT

Hang the most dangerously stupid core with your keys. If you bring him into your office or laboratory, ThinkGeek is not responsible for the chaos that may ensue. Chances are, Wheatley will rain death and destruction in your high rise and fill it with deadly neurotoxin. Have fun! $12.99

Geek Toys : Portal 2 Companion Cube Plush Keychain

Fri, 10 Feb 2012 15:13:17 GMT

Soft, lovable, and downright huggable! How can you deny him when all he wants is love? This cuddly construct is comfortable keeping keys company and wants nothing more than to be as close to you as possible. And now it's more than possible, it's probable! He needs you. You need him. Can you deny his request for love? $12.99

T-Shirts & Apparel : Zelda Triforce Fitted Baseball Cap

Thu, 09 Feb 2012 20:24:46 GMT

Because green isn't everyone's color. If you feel silly wearing Link's hat but still want to show that you're a Zelda fan, this baseball cap will work nicely. Plus, black goes with everything. Green, not so much. $17.99

T-Shirts & Apparel : Batman Adjustable Baseball Cap

Thu, 09 Feb 2012 20:24:46 GMT

For casual Friday Bat. Baseball caps are handy. Not as handy as a utility belt, mind you, but still handy. You can't put a utility belt on your head. Well, you could, but you'd look silly. This works better. We promise. $16.99

Home & Office : World's Largest Coffee Cup

Thu, 09 Feb 2012 14:00:28 GMT

Humongous porcelain mug holds 20 regular cups of coffee. Sure, you can have a normal cup of coffee in a normal coffee cup. Or you can have 20 cups of coffee at once in this super huge coffee cup. It weighs about 10 pounds without coffee, so it'll build up your muscles while you drink.

Home & Office : / Sweet / Welcome Mat

Wed, 08 Feb 2012 21:25:49 GMT

When you want a clean /, wipe your feet. Welcome yourself home with this sweet doormat, made of densely needle punched polypropylene. It's durable enough to take all the scuffing and scraping you need to do to clean off your boots while maintaining a sweet appearance. $49.99

Gadgets : GAM Hammer 6-in-1 Claw Hammer and Phillips Screwdriver Combination Tool

Wed, 08 Feb 2012 18:15:25 GMT

Perfect for the builder with limited space or the need to travel through time and space This iron hammer has a solid brass handle that houses four - yes, 4! - different screwdrivers: two large Phillips style blades and two small straight ones, the smallest being suitable for eyeglass repair. $19.99

Geek Toys : Precision Gyroscope

Wed, 08 Feb 2012 18:15:20 GMT

Gravity-defying Science with an easy-start handle! With tiny ball bearings and near perfect balance, this gyroscope will spin for several minutes. Perform gravity-defying stunts and tricks with the power of Science! $11.99

T-Shirts & Apparel : The Horse Head Mask

Wed, 08 Feb 2012 15:39:17 GMT

You too can be internet famous! What can't you do while being partially equine? This latex and faux fur mask is delightfully disturbing and guarantees a ton of laughs (and frights!) whether you're at home, at work, on vacation, or on public transportation. $25.99

Geek Kids : Finger Sporks

Tue, 07 Feb 2012 21:21:54 GMT

One spork is epic; four sporks is divine. Eat with your fingers! Slide one colorful vinyl spork onto each finger and you are ready to eat with your hands in a way that Mother might actually approve. It takes a bit of time to get used to your new extremities, but that's half the fun! Go on, eat with your fingers! $4.99

Geek Toys : Frabjous Sculpture Puzzle

Fri, 03 Feb 2012 14:43:41 GMT

A seriously mathematical and beautiful geometrical puzzle - made of 30 identical pieces! Thirty identical pieces. Laser cut acrylic. Dare you assemble the wickedly beautiful geometric marvel? We think you dare - if you're cool enough, that is. Let your mind be your vorpal sword as you conquer the Frabjous Sculpture Puzzle. $29.99

Geek Toys : Biohazard and Zombie Crime Scene Tape

Thu, 02 Feb 2012 18:55:13 GMT

Looks just like police crime scene tape, but with more specific warnings. Looks just like crime scene tape used by police officers, except these are a little more specific. Use the Biohazard where the T-Virus containers leaked, and the Zombie where the virus caused folks to mutate. Good times. $3.99

T-Shirts & Apparel : pair-bonded babydoll

Wed, 01 Feb 2012 16:00:33 GMT

Your sociobiological status works no matter what your legal status is. Certain people here at ThinkGeek World Domination HQ think you guys won't get this shirt. That it isn't going to fly. You know what we think? It'll soar like an eagle. Go as swimmingly as an otter. Bring down the house like a termite? You get the gist. $19.99

T-Shirts & Apparel : pair-bonded

Wed, 01 Feb 2012 16:00:33 GMT

Tonight on Wild Kingdom: YOU! Certain people here at ThinkGeek World Domination HQ think you guys won't get this shirt. That it isn't going to fly. You know what we think? It'll soar like an eagle. Go as swimmingly as an otter. Bring down the house like a termite? You get the gist. $16.99 - $18.99

T-Shirts & Apparel : Dragon Ear Wrap

Wed, 01 Feb 2012 16:00:33 GMT

We do love us some dragons. The Silver Dragon is intelligent and powerful. Just like you.

T-Shirts & Apparel : Then I Took an Arrow in the Heart Babydoll

Wed, 01 Feb 2012 16:00:33 GMT

We had to do it. Right. We're as sick of this meme as you are. We promise. And, like you, we play Skyrim, so we're allowed to be sick of it. But then we came up with this combination and just couldn't resist. We hope you agree it was worth it. $19.99

T-Shirts & Apparel : Then I Took an Arrow in the Heart

Wed, 01 Feb 2012 16:00:33 GMT

Mara protect us both. Right. We're as sick of this meme as you are. We promise. And, like you, we play Skyrim, so we're allowed to be sick of it. But then we came up with this combination and just couldn't resist. We hope you agree it was worth it. $16.99 - $18.99

Gadgets : Yaktrax Instant Ice Traction Shoes

Wed, 01 Feb 2012 13:44:00 GMT

Slip on your shoes for instant extra traction in ice and snow. You used to have two choices: either spray your shoes with super glue or slip on the ice. But now there's a third choice! Slip these over your shoes for some instant traction on snow and ice. Easy to carry and easy to put on - you know, so you don't fall. $19.99

T-Shirts & Apparel : Steampunk Bi-Fold Wallet

Wed, 01 Feb 2012 13:44:00 GMT

Carry around your cash and cards in Steampunk style. Leather from the deep. A symbol of perhaps an aquatic flying machine the likes the world has yet to see. Two pockets to hold your cash and cards. And enough style to make sure everyone takes notice when you whip it out to pay. $24.99

Geek Toys : Dark Crystal Fizzgig Plush

Wed, 01 Feb 2012 13:44:00 GMT

It's Fizzgig - that lovable ball of fun with the giant mouth! Just one of the glorious creatures that live on the planet Thra, Fizzgig rolled into our hearts quite easily. Kira's friend/pet is presented in all his glorious furry. Just wait until he opens up his mouth, though. It opens up real wide! $14.99

Caffeine & Edibles : Ghost Pepper Super Hot Candy Balls

Wed, 01 Feb 2012 13:44:00 GMT

Made with Ghost Pepper powder, for the hottest candy ball ever! Red hots and atomic fire balls are fun little candies. But also boring. Well, we've asked Timmy to pump it up a bit. Enjoy these candy balls. They are loaded and coated with Ghost Pepper powder, making them the hottest candy balls we've ever tasted! $7.99

T-Shirts & Apparel : Fuwa Fuwa Panda Cape

Tue, 31 Jan 2012 20:51:04 GMT

You don't have to be "tare," but you can if you'd like. We picked this up from our friends at J-List. It is dangerous to have friends there, because they have way too many cute things. $39.99