Thinkling

Move on please

noreply@blogger.com (VK) — Thu, 15 Oct 2009 06:30:00 +0000

Q: What do you call a bunch of raucous eve-teasing 16 year olds;
hell bent on raising a scene?

A: You think they really give a damn?

Closure. Finally.

noreply@blogger.com (VK) — Tue, 13 Oct 2009 06:30:00 +0000

I met Erwin Schrodinger on the way back home today.

Not wanting to sound like a hypocrite he remarked,
"I think I know you. But I can't recall from where."

And yes, he told me his cat was long dead.

The four letter word

noreply@blogger.com (VK) — Sun, 11 Oct 2009 06:30:00 +0000

You don't have to use the F-word just to make a point.

There are many other frickin' words.

Back Off

noreply@blogger.com (VK) — Fri, 09 Oct 2009 06:30:00 +0000

Q: What did the nut tell the bolt when it couldn't pass through?

A: Screw you!

Well worded

noreply@blogger.com (VK) — Wed, 07 Oct 2009 06:30:00 +0000

You shouldn't ask a lady her age.

But you can always ask her the year in which she graduated.

Strings Attached

noreply@blogger.com (VK) — Mon, 05 Oct 2009 06:30:00 +0000

Space exploration is a costly affair.

After all,
there is no such thing as a free launch.

Knock Knock

noreply@blogger.com (VK) — Sat, 03 Oct 2009 06:30:00 +0000

A true fortune-teller is one

who open his door on your arrival

just when you're about to knock.

Earshot

noreply@blogger.com (VK) — Thu, 01 Oct 2009 06:30:00 +0000

"What a waste!"
I remarked out loud,
as an ugly duckling walked past.

As she turned to me,
throwing her smoldering gaze,
ready to burn we down,

"What a waist!",
I clarified.

Agnostic

noreply@blogger.com (VK) — Tue, 29 Sep 2009 06:30:00 +0000

Does He chuckle at astrology,

the way we do at alchemy?

Sentenced

noreply@blogger.com (VK) — Sun, 27 Sep 2009 06:30:00 +0000

As a kid I loved to play Hangman.

Now I just use Windows.

Blind Faith

noreply@blogger.com (VK) — Fri, 25 Sep 2009 06:30:00 +0000

Isn't it ads that dictate what we buy today?

What a shame!

Can you think of a more vulgar instance of
conflict of interest
than ads giving advice?

Pole Position

noreply@blogger.com (VK) — Wed, 23 Sep 2009 06:30:00 +0000

Heard of this smart European kid who outshone all Tom, Dick and Harry?

Well, he was Polish.

Don't feed the Animals

noreply@blogger.com (VK) — Mon, 21 Sep 2009 06:30:00 +0000

So exactly what is a safe distance for observing dinosaurs?

Eye Candy

noreply@blogger.com (VK) — Sat, 19 Sep 2009 06:30:00 +0000

There a lot of dames where I live.

They are all pretty and attractive on one hand...

... but carry a baby in the other!

Group Activity

noreply@blogger.com (VK) — Thu, 17 Sep 2009 06:30:00 +0000

Q: What do you call a bunch of Bengalis having some fun?

A: Gang-Bong

Social Animal

noreply@blogger.com (VK) — Tue, 15 Sep 2009 06:30:00 +0000

He's an animal lover.

Now,
Is that why he finds it easy to get along with most people ?

Toilet Humour

noreply@blogger.com (VK) — Sun, 13 Sep 2009 06:30:00 +0000

Please don't have the
"How you doin - Nothing much, just the usual."
conversation at the potty.

It doesn't sound good when overheard.

Worldwide Web

noreply@blogger.com (VK) — Fri, 11 Sep 2009 06:30:00 +0000

What's the advantage of having friends the world over?

For one, you can check you mail last thing before going to bed,
yet expect some unread mails first thing when you wake up.

One last Breath

noreply@blogger.com (VK) — Wed, 09 Sep 2009 06:30:00 +0000

He inspired.

He expired.

Nothing.

He had expired.

But he had inspired.

Get Lucky

noreply@blogger.com (VK) — Mon, 07 Sep 2009 06:30:00 +0000

Damn I hate it when my dad is always right.

Each time I tell myself, "He just got lucky".

But it never ends.

How much longer before I start getting lucky?

Play Safe

noreply@blogger.com (VK) — Sat, 05 Sep 2009 06:30:00 +0000

Bankers and statisticians never take chances.

They only take calculated risks.

Its a Girl!

noreply@blogger.com (VK) — Thu, 03 Sep 2009 06:30:00 +0000

There was a time when "Its a girl!" was an exclamation of joy,
proclaiming the addition of a girl child to the family.

These days its increasingly becoming an expression of relief,
by fathers finding our their son's orientation.

HoHoHo

noreply@blogger.com (VK) — Tue, 01 Sep 2009 06:30:00 +0000

What is God, but a Santa for adults.

Uncertainity

noreply@blogger.com (VK) — Wed, 05 Aug 2009 06:30:00 +0000

What do you call an idiopathic bug?

A hiesenbug

Say What?

noreply@blogger.com (VK) — Mon, 03 Aug 2009 06:30:00 +0000

"If there's one thing I learnt after working for all these years,
it is that you cannot to be too sure about anything.
...Do you follow me? "

"Maybe"