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	<title>This Blog Sucks</title>
	
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		<title>Windows Explorer has encountered a problem and needs to close!</title>
		<link>http://www.thisblogsucks.org/blog/2010/03/windows-explorer-has-encountered-a-problem-and-needs-to-close/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 23 Mar 2010 09:40:54 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[The problem: Each time I try to open a video file, I get the infamous message &#8220;windows explorer has encountered a problem and needs to close&#8221;.
The solution: Uninstall the Xvid Codec via Control Panel &#62; Add or Remove Programs, and then install the newest version of the Xvid Codec.
There are all kinds of suggestions out [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><strong>The problem:</strong> Each time I try to open a video file, I get the infamous message &#8220;windows explorer has encountered a problem and needs to close&#8221;.</p>
<p><strong>The solution:</strong> Uninstall the Xvid Codec via Control Panel &gt; Add or Remove Programs, and then install the newest version of the Xvid Codec.</p>
<p>There are all kinds of suggestions out there for fixing this problem and they all sound like way too much work, ie: scan the registry and reinstall certain files, go into Safe Mode and do blah blah blah, reinstall Windows, etc. Removing and reinstalling the Xvid Codec worked, and it was easy!</p>
<p>This is where I found the answer:  <a href="http://www.xvidmovies.com/faq/#3.4" target="_blank">http://www.xvidmovies.com/faq/#3.4</a></p>
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		<title>I found this hat on the sidewalk while walking Terry!</title>
		<link>http://www.thisblogsucks.org/blog/2009/03/i-found-this-hat-on-the-sidewalk/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 13 Mar 2009 22:57:35 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[It looked brand new and still had the cardboard support thing inside. Now I need to get it dirty cuz John Deere hats don&#8217;t look right when they&#8217;re all shiny and new.

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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>It looked brand new and still had the cardboard support thing inside. Now I need to get it dirty cuz John Deere hats don&#8217;t look right when they&#8217;re all shiny and new.</p>
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		<title>Today’s beef: Portillo’s</title>
		<link>http://www.thisblogsucks.org/blog/2009/03/todays-beef-portillos/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 13 Mar 2009 22:37:59 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Big Beef from Portillo&#8217;s: better than Mr. Beef mainly because the peppers are hotter

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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Big Beef from Portillo&#8217;s: better than Mr. Beef mainly because the peppers are hotter</p>
<p><a href="http://www.thisblogsucks.org/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/l-500-375-d2b81afc-2c60-4dc9-bbde-dbe19c685380.jpeg" rel="lightbox[123]"><img src="http://www.thisblogsucks.org/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/l-500-375-d2b81afc-2c60-4dc9-bbde-dbe19c685380.jpeg" alt="" width="300" height="225" class="alignnone size-full wp-image-364" /></a></p>
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		<title>Yesterday’s beef: Mr. Beef</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 12 Mar 2009 18:14:51 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Great Italian beef but the giardiniera peppers weren&#8217;t hot enough!



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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Great Italian beef but the giardiniera peppers weren&#8217;t hot enough!</p>
<p><a href="http://www.thisblogsucks.org/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/l-640-480-88ba0ef5-fcff-4ba0-ba04-3f4398aac644.jpeg" rel="lightbox[121]"><img src="http://www.thisblogsucks.org/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/l-640-480-88ba0ef5-fcff-4ba0-ba04-3f4398aac644.jpeg" alt="" width="300" height="225" class="alignnone size-full wp-image-364" /></a></p>
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		<title>ESBI phone bill ripoff</title>
		<link>http://www.thisblogsucks.org/blog/2009/02/esbi-phone-bill-ripoff/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 25 Feb 2009 17:45:11 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I usually ignore my phone bill and I just now figured out that some asshole company called ESBI has been adding $19.95/mo to it for the past four months. Who the hell is ESBI? No idea, never heard of them. Of course the dicks at AT&#38;T said to call ESBI directly, which I did, and [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I usually ignore my phone bill and I just now figured out that some asshole company called ESBI has been adding $19.95/mo to it for the past four months. Who the hell is ESBI? No idea, never heard of them. Of course the dicks at AT&amp;T said to call ESBI directly, which I did, and now ESBI is supposedly going to be refunding my $80 on my next phone bill.</p>
<p>According to the ESBI guy, this is who he had in his records for my signup:</p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span>Ashley Hinton<br />
283 W Dickens Ave<br />
<span>Chicago</span><span> IL</span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal">Bitch! Fake bitch, I&#8217;m sure. And how could AT&amp;T let this fraudulent charge make its way to my account? Don&#8217;t ask them, it&#8217;s not their problem. Of course.</p>
<p class="MsoNormal">Check your phone bill! If this is what you see attached to the end of it, you&#8217;re getting hosed.</p>
<p><div id="attachment_113" class="wp-caption aligncenter" style="width: 603px"><img class="size-full wp-image-113" title="esbi1" src="http://www.thisblogsucks.org/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/esbi1.gif" alt="Un-fucking-believable" width="593" height="650" /><p class="wp-caption-text">Un-fucking-believable</p></div></p>
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		<title>Fuck you Bally’s Fitness</title>
		<link>http://www.thisblogsucks.org/blog/2009/02/fuck-you-ballys-fitness/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 20 Feb 2009 11:49:40 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;ve finally decided to cancel my membership at Bally&#8217;s after almost a year of not going.
I called the guy at the location where I joined and he told me I needed to call some phone number (866-402-2559). Turns out it&#8217;s just a recording with canned instructions on how to cancel if you move or lose [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I&#8217;ve finally decided to cancel my membership at Bally&#8217;s after almost a year of not going.</p>
<p>I called the guy at the location where I joined and he told me I needed to call some phone number (866-402-2559). Turns out it&#8217;s just a recording with canned instructions on how to cancel if you move or lose a limb.</p>
<p>So I dug my contract out from under a pile of crap somewhere in my apartment, and it turns out the contract states that (a) I have to notify them in writing to cancel, (b) it takes 30 days to cancel during which they&#8217;ll still charge me, and (c) I&#8217;m supposed to pay them a $25 cancellation fee!!</p>
<p>Fuck them. I just called Citibank where my monthly payments were being billed and reported the card lost/stolen. Bally&#8217;s was set to bill me for another month on 2/21 which shouldn&#8217;t be happening now since all charges will be blocked, at least in theory.</p>
<p>FUCK YOU BALLY&#8217;S! Dicks.</p>
<p>I also have a major problem with Citibank which I&#8217;ll bitch about later.</p>
<p><em>9/3/2009 edit: Since this post seems to be attracting all kinds of people who are looking to cancel their Bally&#8217;s memberships, I&#8217;m gonna make it nice &#8216;n&#8217; easy for everyone by posting the number right here:</em></p>
<h1>(562) 484-2000</h1>
<p>Press 0 to get the operator who will send you to Customer Service. They’ll tell you how to cancel your membership.</p>
<p>Good luck!</p>
<p>P.S. <a href="http://backfromhello.com/?p=324" target="_blank">Here&#8217;s a great story</a> about how some guy used Twitter to shame Bally&#8217;s into submission. It&#8217;s a little long, but it&#8217;s worth reading (the only part I skipped was his email to Bally&#8217;s).</p>
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		<title>Terry the freakin dogg</title>
		<link>http://www.thisblogsucks.org/blog/2009/02/terry-the-freakin-dogg/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 16 Feb 2009 22:50:37 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;m really liking this ToyCamera app on my iPhone



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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I&#8217;m really liking this ToyCamera app on my iPhone</p>
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		<title>ToyCamera</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 08 Feb 2009 20:56:06 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I took this pic on my iPhone using an app called ToyCamera

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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I took this pic on my iPhone using an app called ToyCamera</p>
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		<title>I’m scheming</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[This past weekend I hatched a plan! That&#8217;s all I&#8217;m saying.

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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>This past weekend I hatched a plan! That&#8217;s all I&#8217;m saying.</p>
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		<title>2008… you motherfucker!</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[2008 wasn&#8217;t ALL bad, but it was far from great. These are the personally significant events that I can remember from the past 12 months:

Aunt Ronnie died.
Ronnie was sick for a long time and her maker called on April 1. She was actually my great aunt and she was 96.
I met a bunch of local-ish [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>2008 wasn&#8217;t ALL bad, but it was far from great. These are the personally significant events that I can remember from the past 12 months:</p>
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<li><strong>Aunt Ronnie died.</strong><br />
Ronnie was sick for a long time and her maker called on April 1. She was actually my great aunt and she was 96.</li>
<li><strong>I met a bunch of local-ish Korean Adoptees through &#8220;Katch&#8221; by way of Facebook.<br />
</strong>Generally speaking I like the people I&#8217;ve met through this oddly-named organization, but I&#8217;m pretty sure that at least two of the &#8220;leaders&#8221; of the group absolutely can&#8217;t stand me! But these girls keep inviting me to shit because it is&#8230; and probably will always be&#8230; a very small operation. Hilarious!</li>
<li><strong>My brother Pat and I took our Dad on the first annual Reliving-Our-Childhood fishing trip.</strong><br />
The venue was Edgerton, WI (which will probably change in the future) and the occasion was Dad&#8217;s birthday (that part will stay the same). It was a lot of fun but we couldn&#8217;t catch a single fish that weighed more than my hairy ballsack.</li>
<li><strong>I met Kyle Orton at a <a title="Play for Life" href="http://www.playforlife.org/" target="_blank">Play for Life</a> fundraiser.</strong><br />
But I chickened out on asking him to autograph my chest. </li>
<li><strong>I sunk like $50,000 into a car I hardly ever drive just so I can keep driving it.</strong><br />
Yeah I know, I&#8217;m super smart. And it was closer to $2.000.</li>
<li><strong>I bought an iPhone and started a mildly successful </strong><a href="http://www.iphoneappreviews.net/"><strong>iPhone website</strong></a><strong>, and then </strong><a href="http://www.iphoneappindex.com/"><strong>another</strong></a> <strong>site that I&#8217;m hoping will do just as well.</strong><br />
And then <a href="http://www.iphoneboobies.com/">another</a>, but just for SEO reasons.</li>
<li><strong>I had three visitors from Korea: Suzanne, Grace, and then Lee<br />
<span style="font-weight: normal;">Lee and I got fucked up with Clayton while the Bears won on MNF. </span></strong></li>
<li><strong>My partners and I pulled the plug on Naperthrill.com.</strong><br />
I still believe the site could have made it if we had the time and money to make it happen. Unfortunately seven years of being broke and usually busy is a recipe for failure.</li>
<li><strong>Pat got engaged to Heather.</strong><br />
Are his-and-hers Bears jerseys inappropriate gifts for your brother&#8217;s wedding?</li>
<li><strong>I went to Pat &amp; Heather&#8217;s Halloween party dressed as an iPhone Douchebag</strong><br />
And while talking to Pat during a smoke break I stopped in mid-sentence to hurl on the sidewalk. </li>
<li><strong>I donated any hope of getting a Christmas present to charity in accordance with family wishes.</strong><br />
I really don&#8217;t mind, but it would have been nice to have been <em>asked </em>instead of <em>told </em>about the plan.</li>
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<div>And here&#8217;s what DIDN&#8217;T happen in 2008:</div>
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<li><em>I didn&#8217;t get laid</em><br />
But I jerked off like 20 million times </li>
<li><em>I didn&#8217;t go to the gym more than four times&#8230;</em><br />
&#8230;despite paying for it month after month after month</li>
<li><em>I didn&#8217;t win any $$$ in any of my three fantasy football leagues<br />
<span style="font-style: normal;">Hmm, maybe 3 FANTASY FOOTBALL LEAGUES is why I didn&#8217;t get laid<em></em></span></em></li>
<li><em><span style="font-style: normal;"><em>I didn&#8217;t get kicked in the balls<br />
<span style="font-style: normal;">A little over 13 hours still remains in 2008 and I&#8217;m supposed to be &#8220;cruising for chicks&#8221; tonight with Mark (a &#8220;Katch&#8221; friend), so there&#8217;s still hope</span></em></span></em></li>
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