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We just had a girl. Uh oh.&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.bootcampfitnesskc.com/2012/02/toxic-males/"&gt;http://www.bootcampfitnesskc.com/2012/02/toxic-males/&lt;/a&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;br&gt;Chris Denzer&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2611702087100849483-8288502917277355280?l=www.thischris.net' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><link>http://www.thischris.net/2012/02/horrifying.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (thischris)</author><thr:total>0</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2611702087100849483.post-5557222249744897900</guid><pubDate>Wed, 15 Feb 2012 01:57:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2012-02-14T17:57:59.038-08:00</atom:updated><title>Fucking, fucking insanity</title><description>&lt;a href="http://www.carolinajournal.com/exclusives/homemade-lunch-replaced-with-cafeteria-nuggets.html"&gt;http://www.carolinajournal.com/exclusives/homemade-lunch-replaced-with-cafeteria-nuggets.html&lt;/a&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;br&gt;Chris Denzer&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2611702087100849483-5557222249744897900?l=www.thischris.net' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><link>http://www.thischris.net/2012/02/fucking-fucking-insanity.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (thischris)</author><thr:total>0</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2611702087100849483.post-8649644863935480557</guid><pubDate>Mon, 06 Feb 2012 21:09:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2012-02-06T13:09:15.446-08:00</atom:updated><title>Next year's Xmas Gift</title><description>&lt;p class="mobile-photo"&gt;&lt;a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-7E6GaEeXnH8/TzBBeyLVztI/AAAAAAAAAUQ/p1-sho5G3tQ/s1600/photo-755446.JPG"&gt;&lt;img src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-7E6GaEeXnH8/TzBBeyLVztI/AAAAAAAAAUQ/p1-sho5G3tQ/s320/photo-755446.JPG"  border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5706132724999638738" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2611702087100849483-8649644863935480557?l=www.thischris.net' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><link>http://www.thischris.net/2012/02/next-years-xmas-gift.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (thischris)</author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" url="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-7E6GaEeXnH8/TzBBeyLVztI/AAAAAAAAAUQ/p1-sho5G3tQ/s72-c/photo-755446.JPG" height="72" width="72" /><thr:total>0</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2611702087100849483.post-1530900960464569281</guid><pubDate>Wed, 18 Jan 2012 20:06:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2012-01-18T12:06:38.376-08:00</atom:updated><title>Paula Deen is a greasy, lying crook</title><description>&lt;a href="http://m.gawker.com/5877148/"&gt;http://m.gawker.com/5877148/&lt;/a&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;br&gt;Chris Denzer&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2611702087100849483-1530900960464569281?l=www.thischris.net' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><link>http://www.thischris.net/2012/01/paula-deen-is-greasy-lying-crook.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (thischris)</author><thr:total>0</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2611702087100849483.post-4310995705908988788</guid><pubDate>Wed, 18 Jan 2012 19:35:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2012-01-18T11:35:43.475-08:00</atom:updated><title>Penelope Alicia Denzer</title><description>&lt;p class="mobile-photo"&gt;&lt;a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-EGoMgAnu-GI/TxcfEOb4MQI/AAAAAAAAAUE/2mWZfrHgdhY/s1600/CameraBag_Photo_1000-743476.jpg"&gt;&lt;img src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-EGoMgAnu-GI/TxcfEOb4MQI/AAAAAAAAAUE/2mWZfrHgdhY/s320/CameraBag_Photo_1000-743476.jpg"  border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5699058010915614978" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2611702087100849483-4310995705908988788?l=www.thischris.net' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><link>http://www.thischris.net/2012/01/penelope-alicia-denzer_18.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (thischris)</author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" url="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-EGoMgAnu-GI/TxcfEOb4MQI/AAAAAAAAAUE/2mWZfrHgdhY/s72-c/CameraBag_Photo_1000-743476.jpg" height="72" width="72" /><thr:total>0</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2611702087100849483.post-8913501134998231760</guid><pubDate>Sun, 08 Jan 2012 21:01:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2012-01-08T13:01:48.182-08:00</atom:updated><title>You are fat and I paid for your surgery?</title><description>This fucking article pissed me off so bad on so many levels, I don&amp;#39;t even know what to do. I don&amp;#39;t know what is worse: the fact that taxes paid cosmetic surgery, that some stupid quack told her she probably couldn&amp;#39;t lose the weight on her own and did the procedure or that she was raised by parents who can&amp;#39;t pay for her health care but can send her to Israel. Un-fucking-believable.&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.nytimes.com/2012/01/08/health/young-obese-and-getting-weight-loss-surgery.html?pagewanted=3&amp;amp;_r=1&amp;amp;seid=auto&amp;amp;smid=tw-nytmetro"&gt;http://www.nytimes.com/2012/01/08/health/young-obese-and-getting-weight-loss-surgery.html?pagewanted=3&amp;amp;_r=1&amp;amp;seid=auto&amp;amp;smid=tw-nytmetro&lt;/a&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;br&gt;Chris Denzer&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2611702087100849483-8913501134998231760?l=www.thischris.net' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><link>http://www.thischris.net/2012/01/you-are-fat-and-i-paid-for-your-surgery.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (thischris)</author><thr:total>0</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2611702087100849483.post-6502370293626420255</guid><pubDate>Sun, 01 Jan 2012 17:17:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2012-01-01T09:17:46.382-08:00</atom:updated><title>Why McDonald's Failed to Win Over Bolivians and Closed its Stores : TreeHugger</title><description> http://www.treehugger.com/corporate-responsibility/bolivia-already-happy-their-meals-rejects-mcdonalds.html&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2611702087100849483-6502370293626420255?l=www.thischris.net' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><link>http://www.thischris.net/2012/01/why-mcdonald-failed-to-win-over.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (thischris)</author><thr:total>0</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2611702087100849483.post-1173532701767178336</guid><pubDate>Sat, 31 Dec 2011 21:01:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2011-12-31T13:01:07.415-08:00</atom:updated><title>Bittman and the Vegetarian Agenda</title><description>Mark Bittman and Tara Parker-Pope have completely shat the bed. Bittman for espousing a plant based diet for the ludicrous reason that it's somehow healthier and more sustainable than an animal product based diet. Parker-Pope for her massive fail in her clueless attempts at weight loss and pathetic "it's my genes" excuse and stupid dieting strategies that don't examine adequate sleep, the right kind of exercise and nutrition (not dieting) protocols for losing weight. (face palm)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2611702087100849483-1173532701767178336?l=www.thischris.net' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><link>http://www.thischris.net/2011/12/bittman-and-vegetarian-agenda.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (thischris)</author><thr:total>0</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2611702087100849483.post-217676325349561790</guid><pubDate>Sat, 31 Dec 2011 20:33:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2011-12-31T12:33:43.966-08:00</atom:updated><title /><description>&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;center&gt;&lt;a href='http://photo.blogpressapp.com/show_photo.php?p=11/12/31/2351.jpg'&gt;&lt;img src='http://photo.blogpressapp.com/photos/11/12/31/s_2351.jpg' border='0' width='281' height='159' style='margin:5px'&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/center&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2611702087100849483-217676325349561790?l=www.thischris.net' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><link>http://www.thischris.net/2011/12/blog-post_31.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (thischris)</author><thr:total>0</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2611702087100849483.post-2027938686798747996</guid><pubDate>Thu, 29 Dec 2011 01:51:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2011-12-28T17:51:12.754-08:00</atom:updated><title>Salon.com » The age of turboparalysis Mobile</title><description>&lt;a href="http://www.salon.com/2011/12/27/the_age_of_turboparalysis/singleton/?mobile.html"&gt;http://www.salon.com/2011/12/27/the_age_of_turboparalysis/singleton/?mobile.html&lt;/a&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;br&gt;Chris Denzer&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2611702087100849483-2027938686798747996?l=www.thischris.net' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><link>http://www.thischris.net/2011/12/saloncom-age-of-turboparalysis-mobile.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (thischris)</author><thr:total>0</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2611702087100849483.post-2033869549485871888</guid><pubDate>Thu, 29 Dec 2011 01:31:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2011-12-28T17:31:35.842-08:00</atom:updated><title>Cherry pork and cauliflower mash</title><description>&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;center&gt;&lt;a href='http://photo.blogpressapp.com/show_photo.php?p=11/12/28/2186.jpg'&gt;&lt;img src='http://photo.blogpressapp.com/photos/11/12/28/s_2186.jpg' border='0' width='281' height='210' style='margin:5px'&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/center&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2611702087100849483-2033869549485871888?l=www.thischris.net' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><link>http://www.thischris.net/2011/12/cherry-pork-and-cauliflower-mash.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (thischris)</author><thr:total>0</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2611702087100849483.post-4853944210988423897</guid><pubDate>Sun, 25 Dec 2011 22:54:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2011-12-25T14:54:02.735-08:00</atom:updated><title /><description>&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;center&gt;&lt;a href='http://photo.blogpressapp.com/show_photo.php?p=11/12/25/2668.jpg'&gt;&lt;img src='http://photo.blogpressapp.com/photos/11/12/25/s_2668.jpg' border='0' width='187' height='281' style='margin:5px'&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/center&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2611702087100849483-4853944210988423897?l=www.thischris.net' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><link>http://www.thischris.net/2011/12/blog-post_25.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (thischris)</author><thr:total>0</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2611702087100849483.post-73205354531328898</guid><pubDate>Thu, 22 Dec 2011 21:29:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2011-12-22T13:29:52.058-08:00</atom:updated><title>No Deadlifts? No squat?</title><description>&lt;div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;table&gt;&lt;tbody&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td&gt;&lt;img src="http://a3.twimg.com/profile_images/1128637594/absflexin_normal.JPG" style="float:left;width:48px;height:48px;margin:8px;margin-bottom:3px;"&gt;&lt;b&gt;Martin Berkhan (&lt;a href="https://twitter.com/Martinberkhan"&gt;@Martinberkhan&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;a href="https://twitter.com/martinberkhan/status/149937700001153026"&gt;12/22/11 2:41 PM&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;He asked: "I don't like to squat and deadlift. What would you suggest instead?" I answered: &lt;a href="http://t.co/Vnh91rFy"&gt;&lt;span&gt;bit.ly/vOvWDf&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/tbody&gt;&lt;/table&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Chris Denzer&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2611702087100849483-73205354531328898?l=www.thischris.net' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><link>http://www.thischris.net/2011/12/no-deadlifts-no-squat.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (thischris)</author><thr:total>0</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2611702087100849483.post-7811983416896464780</guid><pubDate>Wed, 21 Dec 2011 19:27:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2011-12-21T11:27:33.009-08:00</atom:updated><title>Converted Vegans!</title><description>&lt;a href="http://m.theatlantic.com/health/archive/2011/12/eating-animals/250179/"&gt;http://m.theatlantic.com/health/archive/2011/12/eating-animals/250179/&lt;/a&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;br&gt;Chris Denzer&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2611702087100849483-7811983416896464780?l=www.thischris.net' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><link>http://www.thischris.net/2011/12/converted-vegans.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (thischris)</author><thr:total>0</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2611702087100849483.post-3772408960453879574</guid><pubDate>Wed, 21 Dec 2011 19:15:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2011-12-21T11:15:16.448-08:00</atom:updated><title>@GreatDismal, 12/20/11 10:33 PM</title><description>&lt;div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;table&gt;&lt;tbody&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td&gt;&lt;img src="http://a2.twimg.com/profile_images/1395992803/image_normal.jpg" style="float:left;width:48px;height:48px;margin:8px;margin-bottom:3px;"&gt;&lt;b&gt;William Gibson (&lt;a href="https://twitter.com/GreatDismal"&gt;@GreatDismal&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;a href="https://twitter.com/greatdismal/status/149331532002242560"&gt;12/20/11 10:33 PM&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;RT &lt;a href="https://twitter.com/@JPBarlow"&gt;@JPBarlow&lt;/a&gt; Mythbuster Adam Savage (&lt;a href="https://twitter.com/@donttrythis"&gt;@donttrythis&lt;/a&gt;) rips into &lt;a href="http://search.twitter.com/search?q=#SOPA"&gt;#SOPA&lt;/a&gt; in Popular Mechanix. &lt;a href="http://t.co/7QdvZYvv"&gt;&lt;span&gt;j.mp/sEhOfO&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/a&gt; [Very clear; very worth RTing]&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/tbody&gt;&lt;/table&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2611702087100849483-3772408960453879574?l=www.thischris.net' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><link>http://www.thischris.net/2011/12/greatdismal-122011-1033-pm.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (thischris)</author><thr:total>0</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2611702087100849483.post-6337480921957512239</guid><pubDate>Wed, 21 Dec 2011 12:29:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2011-12-21T04:29:18.101-08:00</atom:updated><title>A friend thought you would be interested in this station</title><description>&lt;table width="648" border="0" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0"&gt;   &lt;tr&gt;     &lt;td height="67"&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.pandora.com/static/images/email_share/email_share_header.jpg" name="EmailHeader" width="648" height="67" border="0" id="EmailHeader" /&gt;&lt;/td&gt;   &lt;/tr&gt;   &lt;tr&gt;     &lt;td height="70"&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.pandora.com/static/images/email_share/email_share_top.jpg" width="648" height="70" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/td&gt;   &lt;/tr&gt;   &lt;tr&gt;     &lt;td align="center" valign="top" background="http://www.pandora.com/static/images/email_share/email_share_comments_bg.jpg"&gt;&lt;table width="475" border="0" align="center" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="8" id="CommentsText"&gt;       &lt;tr&gt;         &lt;td&gt;&lt;div align="left"&gt;             &lt;p align="center" style="font-family: Times, serif; line-height: 16px; font-weight: regular; font-size: 13px; color: #737578"&gt;&lt;/p&gt; 	    &lt;/div&gt;&lt;/td&gt;       &lt;/tr&gt;     &lt;/table&gt;       &lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;/div&gt;     &lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/td&gt;   &lt;/tr&gt;   &lt;tr&gt;     &lt;td height="290" align="center" valign="top" background="http://www.pandora.com/static/images/email_share/email_share_content_bg.jpg"&gt;&lt;table width="475" height="40" border="0" align="center" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="6" id="PersonsName"&gt;       &lt;tr&gt;         &lt;td valign="bottom"&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: Times, serif; line-height: 20px; font-weight: regular; font-size: 18px; color: #145586"&gt;A friend wants to share some music with you.&lt;/span&gt; &lt;/div&gt;&lt;/td&gt;       &lt;/tr&gt;     &lt;/table&gt;       &lt;table width="475" height="60" border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="6" id="StationName"&gt;         &lt;tr&gt;           &lt;td&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: Times, serif; line-height: 26px; font-weight: bold; font-size: 22px; color: #145586"&gt;&amp;quot;Chill / Downtempo Radio&amp;quot;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/td&gt;         &lt;/tr&gt;       &lt;/table&gt;       &lt;br /&gt;       &lt;table width="475" height="60" border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="6" id="PandoraText"&gt;         &lt;tr&gt;           &lt;td&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: Times, serif; line-height: 18px; font-weight: regular; font-size: 15px; color: #145586"&gt;Pandora is a free music service that helps you &lt;br /&gt;             listen              to and discover new music. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/td&gt;         &lt;/tr&gt;       &lt;/table&gt;       &lt;table width="475" border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="6" id="BttnOpen"&gt;         &lt;tr&gt;           &lt;td align="center"&gt;&lt;a href="http://broadcaster.pandora.com/t?r=927&amp;c=901946&amp;l=37961&amp;ctl=3AD844A:C09C26F08FEF6D71C296FF2D1981C0D3F237C5BC0E41A2D8&amp;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.pandora.com/static/images/email_share/click_to_open.gif" alt="Click here to listen" width="151" height="31" border="0" longdesc="http://www.pandora.com/?sc=sh658742022287903457&amp;shareImp=true" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;         &lt;/tr&gt;       &lt;/table&gt;     &lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/td&gt;   &lt;/tr&gt;   &lt;tr&gt;     &lt;td height="71"&gt;&lt;a target="_blank" href="http://broadcaster.pandora.com/t?r=927&amp;c=901946&amp;l=37961&amp;ctl=1864851:C09C26F08FEF6D71C296FF2D1981C0D3F237C5BC0E41A2D8&amp;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.pandora.com/static/images/email_share/email_share_logo.jpg?0.28521817278946127" name="LogoHolder" border="0" id="LogoHolder" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.pandora.com/static/images/email_share/email_share_default_no_logo.jpg?0.28521817278946127" name="DefaultNoLogo" id="DefaultNoLogo"/&gt;&lt;/td&gt;    &lt;/tr&gt;   &lt;tr&gt;     &lt;td height="41"&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.pandora.com/static/images/email_share/email_share_bottom.jpg" width="648" height="41" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/td&gt;   &lt;/tr&gt;   &lt;tr&gt; &lt;td align="center" style="text-align:center;font-family:verdana,arial,sans-serif;font-size:11px;color:#666;"&gt; 	copyright 2008, Pandora Media, Inc. All rights reserved.&lt;br&gt; 	2101 Webster Street - Suite 1650 - Oakland CA - 94612&lt;br&gt; 	This is a one-time email sent from A friend, a Pandora listener.&lt;br&gt; 	&lt;a target="_blank" href="http://broadcaster.pandora.com/t?r=927&amp;c=901946&amp;l=37961&amp;ctl=24D476E:C09C26F08FEF6D71C296FF2D1981C0D3F237C5BC0E41A2D8&amp;"&gt;Privacy Policy&lt;/a&gt; &lt;/td&gt;   &lt;/tr&gt; &lt;/table&gt; &lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2611702087100849483-6337480921957512239?l=www.thischris.net' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><link>http://www.thischris.net/2011/12/friend-thought-you-would-be-interested_21.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (thischris)</author><thr:total>0</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2611702087100849483.post-2621043810552111891</guid><pubDate>Tue, 13 Dec 2011 22:02:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2011-12-13T14:02:43.223-08:00</atom:updated><title>Giant ass shark lives 200 years and is made of concrete</title><description>&lt;a href="http://allcreatures.tumblr.com/post/14163277481/a-diver-swims-alongside-a-greenland-shark-a"&gt;http://allcreatures.tumblr.com/post/14163277481/a-diver-swims-alongside-a-greenland-shark-a&lt;/a&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;br&gt;Chris Denzer&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2611702087100849483-2621043810552111891?l=www.thischris.net' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><link>http://www.thischris.net/2011/12/giant-ass-shark-lives-200-years-and-is.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (thischris)</author><thr:total>0</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2611702087100849483.post-6767635709506720704</guid><pubDate>Mon, 12 Dec 2011 12:41:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2011-12-12T04:42:12.927-08:00</atom:updated><title>Vocal Fry</title><description>&lt;a href="http://news.sciencemag.org/sciencenow/2011/12/vocal-fry-creeping-into-us-speec.html?ref=hp"&gt;http://news.sciencemag.org/sciencenow/2011/12/vocal-fry-creeping-into-us-speec.html?ref=hp&lt;/a&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;br&gt;Chris Denzer&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2611702087100849483-6767635709506720704?l=www.thischris.net' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><link>http://www.thischris.net/2011/12/vocal-fry.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (thischris)</author><thr:total>0</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2611702087100849483.post-645742872545616900</guid><pubDate>Mon, 12 Dec 2011 12:36:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2011-12-12T04:36:43.206-08:00</atom:updated><title>A friend thought you would be interested in this station</title><description>&lt;table width="648" border="0" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0"&gt;   &lt;tr&gt;     &lt;td height="67"&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.pandora.com/static/images/email_share/email_share_header.jpg" name="EmailHeader" width="648" height="67" border="0" id="EmailHeader" /&gt;&lt;/td&gt;   &lt;/tr&gt;   &lt;tr&gt;     &lt;td height="70"&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.pandora.com/static/images/email_share/email_share_top.jpg" width="648" height="70" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/td&gt;   &lt;/tr&gt;   &lt;tr&gt;     &lt;td align="center" valign="top" background="http://www.pandora.com/static/images/email_share/email_share_comments_bg.jpg"&gt;&lt;table width="475" border="0" align="center" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="8" id="CommentsText"&gt;       &lt;tr&gt;         &lt;td&gt;&lt;div align="left"&gt;             &lt;p align="center" style="font-family: Times, serif; line-height: 16px; font-weight: regular; font-size: 13px; color: #737578"&gt;&lt;/p&gt; 	    &lt;/div&gt;&lt;/td&gt;       &lt;/tr&gt;     &lt;/table&gt;       &lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;/div&gt;     &lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/td&gt;   &lt;/tr&gt;   &lt;tr&gt;     &lt;td height="290" align="center" valign="top" background="http://www.pandora.com/static/images/email_share/email_share_content_bg.jpg"&gt;&lt;table width="475" height="40" border="0" align="center" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="6" id="PersonsName"&gt;       &lt;tr&gt;         &lt;td valign="bottom"&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: Times, serif; line-height: 20px; font-weight: regular; font-size: 18px; color: #145586"&gt;A friend wants to share some music with you.&lt;/span&gt; &lt;/div&gt;&lt;/td&gt;       &lt;/tr&gt;     &lt;/table&gt;       &lt;table width="475" height="60" border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="6" id="StationName"&gt;         &lt;tr&gt;           &lt;td&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: Times, serif; line-height: 26px; font-weight: bold; font-size: 22px; color: #145586"&gt;&amp;quot;Chill / Downtempo Radio&amp;quot;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/td&gt;         &lt;/tr&gt;       &lt;/table&gt;       &lt;br /&gt;       &lt;table width="475" height="60" border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="6" id="PandoraText"&gt;         &lt;tr&gt;           &lt;td&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: Times, serif; line-height: 18px; font-weight: regular; font-size: 15px; color: #145586"&gt;Pandora is a free music service that helps you &lt;br /&gt;             listen              to and discover new music. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/td&gt;         &lt;/tr&gt;       &lt;/table&gt;       &lt;table width="475" border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="6" id="BttnOpen"&gt;         &lt;tr&gt;           &lt;td align="center"&gt;&lt;a href="http://broadcaster.pandora.com/t?r=927&amp;c=901946&amp;l=37961&amp;ctl=3AD844A:C09C26F08FEF6D71C296FF2D1981C0D3F237C5BC0E41A2D8&amp;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.pandora.com/static/images/email_share/click_to_open.gif" alt="Click here to listen" width="151" height="31" border="0" longdesc="http://www.pandora.com/?sc=sh658742022287903457&amp;shareImp=true" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;         &lt;/tr&gt;       &lt;/table&gt;     &lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/td&gt;   &lt;/tr&gt;   &lt;tr&gt;     &lt;td height="71"&gt;&lt;a target="_blank" href="http://broadcaster.pandora.com/t?r=927&amp;c=901946&amp;l=37961&amp;ctl=1864851:C09C26F08FEF6D71C296FF2D1981C0D3F237C5BC0E41A2D8&amp;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.pandora.com/static/images/email_share/email_share_logo.jpg?0.4441628222300028" name="LogoHolder" border="0" id="LogoHolder" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.pandora.com/static/images/email_share/email_share_default_no_logo.jpg?0.4441628222300028" name="DefaultNoLogo" id="DefaultNoLogo"/&gt;&lt;/td&gt;    &lt;/tr&gt;   &lt;tr&gt;     &lt;td height="41"&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.pandora.com/static/images/email_share/email_share_bottom.jpg" width="648" height="41" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/td&gt;   &lt;/tr&gt;   &lt;tr&gt; &lt;td align="center" style="text-align:center;font-family:verdana,arial,sans-serif;font-size:11px;color:#666;"&gt; 	copyright 2008, Pandora Media, Inc. All rights reserved.&lt;br&gt; 	2101 Webster Street - Suite 1650 - Oakland CA - 94612&lt;br&gt; 	This is a one-time email sent from A friend, a Pandora listener.&lt;br&gt; 	&lt;a target="_blank" href="http://broadcaster.pandora.com/t?r=927&amp;c=901946&amp;l=37961&amp;ctl=24D476E:C09C26F08FEF6D71C296FF2D1981C0D3F237C5BC0E41A2D8&amp;"&gt;Privacy Policy&lt;/a&gt; &lt;/td&gt;   &lt;/tr&gt; &lt;/table&gt; &lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2611702087100849483-645742872545616900?l=www.thischris.net' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><link>http://www.thischris.net/2011/12/friend-thought-you-would-be-interested.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (thischris)</author><thr:total>0</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2611702087100849483.post-8409234283762278868</guid><pubDate>Mon, 12 Dec 2011 00:45:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2011-12-11T16:45:40.117-08:00</atom:updated><title>Ötzi died with a full stomach o' ibex</title><description>&lt;a href="http://www.newscientist.com/mobile/article/mg21228423.600-otzi-the-icemans-stomach-throws-up-a-surprise.html"&gt;http://www.newscientist.com/mobile/article/mg21228423.600-otzi-the-icemans-stomach-throws-up-a-surprise.html&lt;/a&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;br&gt;Chris Denzer&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2611702087100849483-8409234283762278868?l=www.thischris.net' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><link>http://www.thischris.net/2011/12/otzi-died-with-full-stomach-o-ibex.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (thischris)</author><thr:total>0</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2611702087100849483.post-8803885636378699098</guid><pubDate>Fri, 09 Dec 2011 15:01:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2011-12-09T07:01:29.562-08:00</atom:updated><title>@quinnnorton, 12/8/11 3:44 PM</title><description>&lt;div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;table&gt;&lt;tbody&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td&gt;&lt;img src="http://a3.twimg.com/profile_images/1594986768/Photo_on_2011-10-18_at_12.21__2_normal.jpg" style="float:left;width:48px;height:48px;margin:8px;margin-bottom:3px;"&gt;&lt;b&gt;Quinn Norton (&lt;a href="https://twitter.com/quinnnorton"&gt;@quinnnorton&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;a href="https://twitter.com/quinnnorton/status/144880145507942400"&gt;12/8/11 3:44 PM&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Family Guy writer demonstrates why when you arrest writers politically, it's best to not let them out again. &lt;a href="http://t.co/thxUOMr9"&gt;&lt;span&gt;myoccupylaarrest.blogspot.com&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/tbody&gt;&lt;/table&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2611702087100849483-8803885636378699098?l=www.thischris.net' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><link>http://www.thischris.net/2011/12/quinnnorton-12811-344-pm.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (thischris)</author><thr:total>0</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2611702087100849483.post-6968207506825394213</guid><pubDate>Wed, 07 Dec 2011 11:47:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2011-12-07T03:47:51.464-08:00</atom:updated><title>Good teeth=hunter/gatherer</title><description>&lt;div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;table&gt;&lt;tbody&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td&gt;&lt;img src="http://a0.twimg.com/profile_images/1624179090/1034ne0_19_normal.jpeg" style="float:left;width:48px;height:48px;margin:8px;margin-bottom:3px;"&gt;&lt;b&gt;Kay (&lt;a href="https://twitter.com/kwte84"&gt;@kwte84&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;a href="https://twitter.com/kwte84/status/144177110066540544"&gt;12/6/11 5:11 PM&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;a href="https://twitter.com/@robbwolf"&gt;@robbwolf&lt;/a&gt; Check this out!  &lt;a href="http://t.co/9BXAmZFl"&gt;&lt;span&gt;history.com/news/2011/11/2…&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/tbody&gt;&lt;/table&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2611702087100849483-6968207506825394213?l=www.thischris.net' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><link>http://www.thischris.net/2011/12/good-teethhuntergatherer.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (thischris)</author><thr:total>0</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2611702087100849483.post-2314293110887152352</guid><pubDate>Wed, 07 Dec 2011 01:29:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2011-12-06T17:29:50.022-08:00</atom:updated><title>Mental retardation and The Beatles</title><description>&lt;a href="http://ubergrid.tumblr.com/post/13844160617/mpdrolet-reverend-david-a-noebel-the"&gt;http://ubergrid.tumblr.com/post/13844160617/mpdrolet-reverend-david-a-noebel-the&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2611702087100849483-2314293110887152352?l=www.thischris.net' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><link>http://www.thischris.net/2011/12/mental-retardation-and-beatles.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (thischris)</author><thr:total>0</thr:total></item></channel></rss>

