THIS IS JINSY

ALL ISLANDERS SING ALONG NOW!

noreply@blogger.com (THE TOWER) — Thu, 22 Dec 2011 09:28:00 +0000

'All Islanders Sing Along Now!'
All the moosic from Series 1. of 'This Is Jinsy'
AVAILABLE NOW!

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'FAR AWAY' (DVD EXTRA VERSION)

noreply@blogger.com (THE TOWER) — Mon, 07 Nov 2011 12:09:00 +0000

Jinsy DVD available here:

CRANIAL LODGE - APPLICATION 442

noreply@blogger.com (THE TOWER) — Tue, 01 Nov 2011 17:41:00 +0000

PREVIOUSLY ON PAMERIC...

noreply@blogger.com (THE TOWER) — Mon, 31 Oct 2011 10:02:00 +0000

A quick update on what's been happening in PamEric... Jinsy's longest running costurama!

Just before Big Petra, serving maid at ‘The Clod and Stapler’ is discovered in possession of both the missing key and the missing door (which the key fits into), Miss Jessie is shocked when her second half-cousin through her fourth wedding-match, Jood (identical twin brother to the scheming Djood - who was also formerly married to Miss Jessie, though this is still unknown to her) returns to PamEric disfigured, having caught the hem of his coat on the back wheel of the inter-parish muck cart while out in pursuit of Big Petra’s lover, Creggy – an attractive but partially-blind youth with one leg slightly shorter than the other, who has fled/limped across the marshes, after being wrongly accused of stealing the missing key (but not the door). This all happens before the action of this episode, which takes place after Gogland’s claim to the Lozenge Factory has at last been verified by law – which, if you remember was left to him on Mr Ooger’s deathbed, during the electric storm which we later learn was responsible for felling the big tree on Jutterton’s drive, which in turn led to the inter-parish muck cart veering off its usual route, and passing along the marsh road, where it scooped up Jood by the coat-hem - although all that has yet to happen.

'PUT IN YOUR TEETH!'

noreply@blogger.com (THE TOWER) — Tue, 11 Oct 2011 07:28:00 +0000

'Put In Your Teeth!' by Retch & Hoik is now available on iTunes.

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RETCH & HOIK

noreply@blogger.com (THE TOWER) — Mon, 10 Oct 2011 09:16:00 +0000

Retch and Hoik perform for Sandy in The Moosic Tavern tonight.

'Woof' or 'Enoof'?

MEAT DRAW TONIGHT!

noreply@blogger.com (THE TOWER) — Sun, 09 Oct 2011 20:54:00 +0000

TONIGHT'S MEAT DRAW is a ROLLOVER!!! So don't forget to have your buzz-buttons ready at 5 and 4 gov clock to win a range of succulent cuts! Previous lucky winner, Mr Oolk of chalet 74, Ksssp Parish, is seen here clutching his prize, two prime sausi-fingers (a delicious mix of thigh, oatmeal, man-lemon and dander-herb). Mr Oolk correctly answered the griddle-riddle, 'Where on the human body is the buddy-cleft?'.

FETTY FETTY FETTY PING!

noreply@blogger.com (THE TOWER) — Sun, 02 Oct 2011 19:59:00 +0000

LIVE AT THE MOOSIC TAVERN TONIGHT!

noreply@blogger.com (THE TOWER) — Sun, 02 Oct 2011 18:29:00 +0000

Briiian Raggatan performs The Raggatan Riddle (The Onion Song)!!!! Entrance 2 yellows. No Kraws.

THE SH-HAIR-HAIR MUSHROOM

noreply@blogger.com (THE TOWER) — Sun, 02 Oct 2011 12:04:00 +0000

The delicate, shy, beautiful Sh-hair-hair Mushroom was first identified by Fropessor Demp of the Look Institute, Nool Parish, twelve cycles ago, during one of his extensive expeditions into the dank water-meadows. (The mushroom is now number 9 in the island’s list of protected species, replacing the Frut Duck, which recently went on a breeding frenzy and is now just everywhere. So it’s okay to shoot them, if you want.) The entry in Demp’s field journal reads:

“Got up. Realized it was still dark. Went back to bed again. Had a dream about a couple of apples trying to teach me to slow-dance. (Must find out what this means from the brain doctor). Got up again. This time it was light, so stayed up and put on my field-wear. Since my breakthrough, stalking the Reddish Upside-down Bird in full camouflage, my garb now exactly resembles a mobile hillock. I simply look out of two fake rabbit holes. It’s great ‘cos it’s warm under all that grass, so no need to wear thermals. Only drawback last time was when a couple of rabbits tried burrowing into me, but they were pretty understanding about the whole thing. Also quite a heavy cow grazed me for a while, but again, once I’d explained, she just backed off. She did manage to chew off my entire fringe first though, which was sticking out amid the upper tufts of the hill, but I’m confident it’ll grow back, and it gives me a chance to try something new in terms of styling. I moved in measured increments of 0.003 Theritsons per hour into the meadows, conscious it would blow my cover if anyone saw a hillock just dashing about. The sun was in its fifteenth quarter, I’d just had my usual lunch of cheese straws, iced buns and vole rissoles (just the common vole, nothing rare), and I was edging towards a fetid pool, when I stopped in amazement. A quiver of excitement passed through my tussocks, and a small bit of grit trickled into my eye. Through the blur, I could see the simple, elegant shape of a small bluish purplish fungus glistening in a freshly-made cake of bovine excrement. This was an entirely new and unfamiliar genus! The spotty hump of my new friend emitted a subtle glow, which increased as darkness fell and I had visions of revolutionizing the light-bulb industry with my new funghi-find. I was forced to stay where I was as a party of picnickers had taken residence on my summit and were laughing and chatting so loudly I couldn’t manage to get them to hear my muffled cries. This was doubly unfortunate as, there being no readily accessible public toilets in the vicinity, a couple of these merrymakers decided to avail themselves of the rabbit holes. Anyway, it was worth it! Alone at last, I picked the tiny mushroom, which gave a delightful breathy ‘sh-hair-hair’ sound as it popped out of its dung bed. In my joy, I couldn’t help kissing it, but I have to admit, the taste of its recent resting place did rather linger. Back home to make plans for my new hairstyle. Might go for a sort of backcombed bob. Might also rethink the hillock suit thing or at least fill in those rabbit holes.”

'FRUIT SUIT'

noreply@blogger.com (THE TOWER) — Sun, 02 Oct 2011 11:15:00 +0000

'Fruit Suit' (extended version) by Ren Carby and Hoovard Tuv is now available on iTunes.

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DOWNLOADABLE MUSHROOM

noreply@blogger.com (THE TOWER) — Sun, 02 Oct 2011 11:06:00 +0000

Residents should download this facsimile of the extremely rare SH-HAIR-HAIR MUSHROOM using the sphincter nozzle of their tessellator.

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'OLD BROWN CORDUROYS'

noreply@blogger.com (THE TOWER) — Tue, 27 Sep 2011 07:53:00 +0000

'Old Brown Corduroys' by Melody Lane (with Pam Longlay) is now available on iTunes.

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BEARDBOY CONTEST UPDATE #4

noreply@blogger.com (THE TOWER) — Mon, 26 Sep 2011 09:40:00 +0000

The latest entrant in the Beardboy contest is Kerri Tismet with 'Pretzel Logic'.

BEARDBOY CONTEST UPDATE #3

noreply@blogger.com (THE TOWER) — Mon, 26 Sep 2011 09:37:00 +0000

The latest entrant in the Beardboy contest is Charles Perrit with 'Paint The Ceiling'.

BEARDBOY CONTEST UPDATE #2

noreply@blogger.com (THE TOWER) — Mon, 26 Sep 2011 08:19:00 +0000

The latest entrant in the Beardboy contest is Mrs. Feek with 'Wonder Curtains'.

BEARDBOY CONTEST UPDATE #1

noreply@blogger.com (THE TOWER) — Sun, 25 Sep 2011 14:48:00 +0000

The latest entrant in the Beardboy contest is Bernii Furbrush with 'Tri-Tenticalis'.

BEARDBOY CONTEST

noreply@blogger.com (THE TOWER) — Wed, 21 Sep 2011 17:36:00 +0000

As we enter this third day-cluster of The Bloom, it's time for that islandwide celebration of the hirsute, The Beardboy Contest. Residents should register all hairy-face-offerings at their nearest parish chin-registration booth. (There's one in all ten parishes, except Kraw, after last cycle, where regsitrars were overwhelmed by the high numbers of men - and even larger number of ladies - entering their fun-fur. This resulted in a splintered booth, two broken trestles and multiple bruising on the volunteers). Remember to have both your beard's REAL name and KENNEL names with you when you sign up. And don't forget, it is now a level 6 offence to enter 'falsies', 'wool whiskers' or 'strap-on sideboards'.

MOOSIC - THE ISLAND BIG SONG

noreply@blogger.com (THE TOWER) — Tue, 20 Sep 2011 09:13:00 +0000

Any resident not screaming the island big song really loud will be required to spend some time in the punishment booth at Rintels Point.

The island big song was written in 1230-vo-vo by composer Greeg Hurtrum. The first version was scrawled on the back of a small horse (or 'pony') and for many years the lyrics were believed to have 'bolted' to the wilder regions of Kraw parish, which to this day remain uncharted. It was not until the Horse Amnesty of 1232-vo-vo that the small horse (or 'pony') whose name was 'Pippa' (stable name, Orkrant Chandra-Rose Mellcamp) handed (or 'hoofed') herself in, in exchange for oats and a nice warm place to sleep. The melody, sometimes referred to as 'Looper's Leap' is thought to combine three different folk songs from various ages of Jinsy's history. 'Hope The Candle Lasts' from Darktime, 'Hasn't Got A Leg To Stand On', from the Dull Ages and 'Jenni's Whistle', which remains undated but is thought to derive from a discarded fragment of Joor Oofhand's operatta-vibritone 'Clay Hands Across Soft Field(s)', which is still performed today during The Bloom. The lyrics are rumoured to have come to Greeg Hurtrum in a dream, in which otters were nibbling his feet and a giant egg was just laughing. Shortly after this Greeg was locked up for his own safety. Greeg Hurtrum spent the last cycles of his life in a small hut (5x5), painting the walls with his beard, hence the now-familiar phrase 'painting the walls with your beard.'

MOOSIC PAK

noreply@blogger.com (THE TOWER) — Tue, 20 Sep 2011 09:00:00 +0000

'Licky Licky Licky' and 'Types Of Wood' available on iTunes...

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FAKT - THE FIRST SCARF

noreply@blogger.com (THE TOWER) — Mon, 19 Sep 2011 23:35:00 +0000

Mrs Agitha Furbrush, a greyish woman with a lantern jaw, wall-mounted-lamp eyes and a radiant smile (visible at over 70 Theritsons on a clear night) is rumoured to have knitted the island’s first recorded scarf, though she attempted unsuccessfully to patent it at The Idea Bureau as a ‘portable neck-chimney’. The patent was rejected on four different counts, not least of which was the presence of a dank musty odour emanating from the wool, which suggested Mrs Furbrush had been using the ‘neck chimney’ for a variety of unsavoury additional functions. The initial triangular shape of her design and it’s four-dimensional qualities (which meant that opposing ends of the scarf could be – annoyingly - in either the past or future at any one time), were cited as the main reasons for rejection. Mrs Furbrush refused to accept the board’s decision however and continued to plague all seven judges with very, very slightly modified versions of her original design over the following 65 cycles, long after their retirement and the subsequent disbanding of The Idea Bureau and its reformation as The Newness Society. Mrs Furbrush suffered a wool-based accident at home, after learning that her rival, Mrs Unchant, had beaten her to it and successfully patented ‘The Throat-sock’, which later became known as the more familiar ‘Skarav’ or ‘Scarf’ which we know-of of today.

WEDDING LOTTERY ANNOUNCEMENT

noreply@blogger.com (THE TOWER) — Thu, 15 Sep 2011 21:30:00 +0000

Faceballs
It is by order of The Great He (Jinsy Praise Him!) that every three cycles residents will be assigned new partners using the completely random wedding lottery. Your faceballs will be individually selected from the lottery machine in order to place you in your new breed pair.

WARNING!!! It is now a level 10 offence to enter more than one ball in to the lottery. This is after the incident when Ernie Brooyard secretly placed 4 identical faceballs in the lottery machine and ended up marrying Moyra Dollart, Tiffany Wiggs and the Dolson Twins.

THE WEDDING LOTTERY:
KEEPING THE ISLAND'S BREED POOL CLEAN!

DOWNLOADABLES - LOTTERY MACHINE

noreply@blogger.com (THE TOWER) — Thu, 15 Sep 2011 16:52:00 +0000

Residents should download this facsimile wedding lottery machine using the sphincter nozzle of their tessellator. Once built, it should be placed in a prominent position in your chalet displaying clearly it's message:

AS A RESIDENT OF JINSY I HEREBY DECLARE TO ABIDE BY THE OUTCOME OF THE WEDDING LOTTERY BY COMMAND OF THE GREAT HE (JINSY PRAISE HIM!).

FOR BEST RESULTS:

1. Cut out the shapes round the solid black lines.
2. Score along the dotted lines.
3. Insert tab 'A' into hole 'A' (cut with a knife).
4. Insert Tabs 'B' into holes 'B' (cut with a knife).
5. Place in chalet.
6. Sit back and enjoy.

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TOURISM TRAILER

noreply@blogger.com (THE TOWER) — Wed, 14 Sep 2011 21:02:00 +0000

WINKLEMAN'S PRINK PARLOUR

noreply@blogger.com (THE TOWER) — Wed, 07 Sep 2011 16:09:00 +0000

It's a sign
Winkleman's Prink Parlour (all body alterations considered) currently have a two for the price of one offer on all nose reductions. (Ask for Tonie through the hatch).