THIS IS JINSY

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DOWNLOADABLE TESSELLATOR

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DOWNLOADABLE TESSELLATOR

FOR BEST RESULTS:

1. Print onto thickish paper.
2. Score along the dotted lines.
3. Cut out the tessellator.
4. Fold it.
5. Dab on a bit of gloo to fix your tessy firmly.
6. Stand your tessellator on a favourite surface.

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FEMALE BADGER

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Sun, 16 Feb 2014 07:48:00 +0000

NEW JINSY ALBUM OUT NOW!

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Fri, 10 Jan 2014 13:11:00 +0000

'All Islanders Sing Along Now!2'
Moosic from Series 2. of 'This is Jinsy'
AVAILABLE NOW!

I REALLY REALLY REALLY

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LICKY LICKY LICKY

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This is Jinsy | BFI Southbank

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Sun, 06 Oct 2013 13:37:00 +0000

Come and see a preview of Series 2 of This is Jinsy on November 6th 2013 at the BFI.
CLICK HERE FOR MORE DETAILS

TESSELLATORS

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Sat, 24 Dec 2011 15:51:00 +0000

Tessellator 174

1067 tessellators currently monitor every square theritson of the island (except for slapper’s rock). First introduced in 1330-va-va, the tessellator was invented by Hemry Omster (red hair, brown eyes), whose initial model was originally dubbed ‘the watchy box’ and was constructed from shellac, chippings, bits of wire, reconstituted animal hair and sandal straps (donated by close friends). The first tessellator was erected on a plinth of igneous rock at the centre of Flynte, Jinsy’s capital, opposite the potato shop, and unveiled in high winds by Arbiter Sussussusson (brown hair, red eyes) at dawn on the first day of ‘The Bloom’ to an eager-if-wind-blown crowd. Instantly popular and useful, tessellators immediately went into production and were introduced into the chalets of all residents, then numbering a mere 403. The first official Infod Pak instructed islanders on how to turn their tessellators on but sadly, as no one had yet worked out how to turn their tessellators on, only one viewer witnessed this historic moment. In 1360-va-va the discovery of remouldable trempersest (a highly adaptable but unattractive metal) led to the version 4, the most recent model of the tessellator, now featuring nozzles a, b and c, the beige lever, clear blue button and dispensing sphincter. Tessellators are great. Fun, happy, laugh-out-loud. Great. They need to be kept warm and dry except in hot weather when they must be moist and clammy, like jelly to the touch. Stroke your tessellator very gently to improve reception. Great.

CRANIAL LODGE - APPLICATION 442

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DOWNLOADABLE MUSHROOM

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Wed, 21 Dec 2011 12:06:00 +0000

Residents should download this facsimile of the extremely rare SH-HAIR-HAIR MUSHROOM using the sphincter nozzle of their tessellator.

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ALL ISLANDERS SING ALONG NOW!

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Tue, 20 Dec 2011 09:28:00 +0000

'All Islanders Sing Along Now!'
Moosic from Series 1. of 'This is Jinsy'
AVAILABLE NOW!

'FAR AWAY'

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Mon, 07 Nov 2011 12:09:00 +0000

Jinsy DVD available here:

PREVIOUSLY ON PAMERIC...

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Mon, 31 Oct 2011 10:02:00 +0000

A quick update on what's been happening in PamEric... Jinsy's longest running costurama!

Just before Big Petra, serving maid at ‘The Clod and Stapler’ is discovered in possession of both the missing key and the missing door (which the key fits into), Miss Jessie is shocked when her second half-cousin through her fourth wedding-match, Jood (identical twin brother to the scheming Djood - who was also formerly married to Miss Jessie, though this is still unknown to her) returns to PamEric disfigured, having caught the hem of his coat on the back wheel of the inter-parish muck cart while out in pursuit of Big Petra’s lover, Creggy – an attractive but partially-blind youth with one leg slightly shorter than the other, who has fled/limped across the marshes, after being wrongly accused of stealing the missing key (but not the door). This all happens before the action of this episode, which takes place after Gogland’s claim to the Lozenge Factory has at last been verified by law – which, if you remember was left to him on Mr Ooger’s deathbed, during the electric storm which we later learn was responsible for felling the big tree on Jutterton’s drive, which in turn led to the inter-parish muck cart veering off its usual route, and passing along the marsh road, where it scooped up Jood by the coat-hem - although all that has yet to happen.

'PUT IN YOUR TEETH!'

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'Put In Your Teeth!' by Retch & Hoik is now available on iTunes.

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RETCH & HOIK

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Mon, 10 Oct 2011 09:16:00 +0000

Retch and Hoik perform for Sandy in The Moosic Tavern tonight.

'Woof' or 'Enoof'?

MEAT DRAW TONIGHT!

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Sun, 09 Oct 2011 20:54:00 +0000

TONIGHT'S MEAT DRAW is a ROLLOVER!!! So don't forget to have your buzz-buttons ready at 5 and 4 gov clock to win a range of succulent cuts! Previous lucky winner, Mr Oolk of chalet 74, Ksssp Parish, is seen here clutching his prize, two prime sausi-fingers (a delicious mix of thigh, oatmeal, man-lemon and dander-herb). Mr Oolk correctly answered the griddle-riddle, 'Where on the human body is the buddy-cleft?'.

'FAR AWAY'

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Tue, 04 Oct 2011 12:07:00 +0000

'Far Away' by Pam Longlay (with Melody Lane) is now available.

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OOL BAT

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Sun, 02 Oct 2011 19:59:00 +0000

LIVE AT THE MOOSIC TAVERN TONIGHT!

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Sun, 02 Oct 2011 18:29:00 +0000

Briiian Raggatan performs The Raggatan Riddle (The Onion Song)!!!! Entrance 2 yellows. No Kraws.

THE SH-HAIR-HAIR MUSHROOM

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The delicate, shy, beautiful Sh-hair-hair Mushroom was first identified by Fropessor Demp of the Look Institute, Nool Parish, twelve cycles ago, during one of his extensive expeditions into the dank water-meadows. (The mushroom is now number 9 in the island’s list of protected species, replacing the Frut Duck, which recently went on a breeding frenzy and is now just everywhere. So it’s okay to shoot them, if you want.) The entry in Demp’s field journal reads:

“Got up. Realized it was still dark. Went back to bed again. Had a dream about a couple of apples trying to teach me to slow-dance. (Must find out what this means from the brain doctor). Got up again. This time it was light, so stayed up and put on my field-wear. Since my breakthrough, stalking the Reddish Upside-down Bird in full camouflage, my garb now exactly resembles a mobile hillock. I simply look out of two fake rabbit holes. It’s great ‘cos it’s warm under all that grass, so no need to wear thermals. Only drawback last time was when a couple of rabbits tried burrowing into me, but they were pretty understanding about the whole thing. Also quite a heavy cow grazed me for a while, but again, once I’d explained, she just backed off. She did manage to chew off my entire fringe first though, which was sticking out amid the upper tufts of the hill, but I’m confident it’ll grow back, and it gives me a chance to try something new in terms of styling. I moved in measured increments of 0.003 Theritsons per hour into the meadows, conscious it would blow my cover if anyone saw a hillock just dashing about. The sun was in its fifteenth quarter, I’d just had my usual lunch of cheese straws, iced buns and vole rissoles (just the common vole, nothing rare), and I was edging towards a fetid pool, when I stopped in amazement. A quiver of excitement passed through my tussocks, and a small bit of grit trickled into my eye. Through the blur, I could see the simple, elegant shape of a small bluish purplish fungus glistening in a freshly-made cake of bovine excrement. This was an entirely new and unfamiliar genus! The spotty hump of my new friend emitted a subtle glow, which increased as darkness fell and I had visions of revolutionizing the light-bulb industry with my new funghi-find. I was forced to stay where I was as a party of picnickers had taken residence on my summit and were laughing and chatting so loudly I couldn’t manage to get them to hear my muffled cries. This was doubly unfortunate as, there being no readily accessible public toilets in the vicinity, a couple of these merrymakers decided to avail themselves of the rabbit holes. Anyway, it was worth it! Alone at last, I picked the tiny mushroom, which gave a delightful breathy ‘sh-hair-hair’ sound as it popped out of its dung bed. In my joy, I couldn’t help kissing it, but I have to admit, the taste of its recent resting place did rather linger. Back home to make plans for my new hairstyle. Might go for a sort of backcombed bob. Might also rethink the hillock suit thing or at least fill in those rabbit holes.”

'FRUIT SUIT'

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Sun, 02 Oct 2011 11:15:00 +0000

'Fruit Suit' (extended version) by Ren Carby and Hoovard Tuv is now available on iTunes.

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'OLD BROWN CORDUROYS'

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Tue, 27 Sep 2011 07:53:00 +0000

'Old Brown Corduroys' by Melody Lane (with Pam Longlay) is now available on iTunes.

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BEARDBOY CONTEST UPDATE #4

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Mon, 26 Sep 2011 09:40:00 +0000

The latest entrant in the Beardboy contest is Kerri Tismet with 'Pretzel Logic'.

BEARDBOY CONTEST UPDATE #3

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Mon, 26 Sep 2011 09:37:00 +0000

The latest entrant in the Beardboy contest is Charles Perrit with 'Paint The Ceiling'.

BEARDBOY CONTEST UPDATE #2

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Mon, 26 Sep 2011 08:19:00 +0000

The latest entrant in the Beardboy contest is Mrs. Feek with 'Wonder Curtains'.