Ramblings of a Bowhunting, Homebrewing, Red Raider

Bring on the bluebonnet!

noreply@blogger.com (Thunder Chicken) — Thu, 26 Feb 2009 04:59:00 +0000

Competition season has begun!

It all starts here

noreply@blogger.com (Thunder Chicken) — Fri, 20 Feb 2009 02:37:00 +0000

Happy New Year!

noreply@blogger.com (Thunder Chicken) — Mon, 19 Jan 2009 16:55:00 +0000

Off to a bang up start.....

The Brewer's Gameday Power Drink

noreply@blogger.com (Thunder Chicken) — Sat, 29 Nov 2008 15:57:00 +0000

Need a little pick me up? This is the true breakfast of champions.

Step One: Take one egg yolk and put it in your favorite breakfast beer glass.

Step Two: Add a teaspoon of sugar to the yolk.

Step Three: Whisk the sugar and yolk together.

Step Four: Add a dark malty beer, like a stout. Nothing hoppy or dry. I like Sam Adams Cream Stout or an Imperial Stout.

Step Five: Mix well and drink up!

Wreck em!

....................................fuck

noreply@blogger.com (Thunder Chicken) — Sun, 23 Nov 2008 16:09:00 +0000

Just to pump you up a little......

noreply@blogger.com (Thunder Chicken) — Sat, 22 Nov 2008 20:07:00 +0000

I'm getting anxious, I want this to start now. But watching this never gets old.
Enjoy.

A study of nature: The Cockgobbler

noreply@blogger.com (Thunder Chicken) — Sat, 22 Nov 2008 15:48:00 +0000

Here we find a few varieties of Cockgobbler is their native environment.
The Bovine Cockgobbler: Better known as the "meat sack" Cockgobbler, he is one of the more common varieties found in the wild. They are known for their sheer disdain for the Red Dirt Cockgobbler, but have been known to cross breed when needed for pro-creation (or post season play). They can be found chasing the female Bovine gobbler who can be easily identified by the large amounts of hair under their arms and lack of any grooming or hygiene.
The Yellow Breasted Parrot Cockgobbler: Though easily excitable, this gobbler is known for his "parrot" like facial features. He has been known to chum up to some only to turn his back on them when he thinks no one is watching. They have the longest lifespan and will more than likely outlive us all.
The Rainbow Rear Cockgobbler: Better known as the "back biter" or "stool pushing" cockgobbler, he is the rarest of all the Cockgobblers. Since procreation is almost unheard of among them due to their homosexual tendencies, they are near extinct. They will usually be found blowing whoever is up for Heisman that week, and will forever dismiss any achievement from a West Texas team.
The Red Dirt Cockgobbler: Also known as the "Ball-Sacajawea Corn-Holer" Cockgobbler, he can be found roaming the plains of Oklahoma. Though they have little inteligence, they are known for their confusing tactics and mental masturbatory delusions of grandeur. Some of them have an aversion to alcohol and small pox, while other aversions include to gold teef, taking money from boosters, unattractive females, and an overall miss-conception that its OK to butt-bang your sister.

Sooner Attack Ads

noreply@blogger.com (Thunder Chicken) — Wed, 12 Nov 2008 03:02:00 +0000

Poke This

noreply@blogger.com (Thunder Chicken) — Wed, 12 Nov 2008 02:33:00 +0000

Boom MF'r

noreply@blogger.com (Thunder Chicken) — Thu, 06 Nov 2008 20:07:00 +0000

This wont ever get old.

This is simply genius.......

noreply@blogger.com (Thunder Chicken) — Thu, 06 Nov 2008 03:41:00 +0000

More funny videos from the "ryanparkersongs's channel" channel at Heavy.com

Scoreboard....... Bitches

noreply@blogger.com (Thunder Chicken) — Thu, 06 Nov 2008 03:32:00 +0000

When our Defense plays its A game, and our Offense plays its B game, good shit is bound to happen. The score doesn't reflect the game. We pounded them. I say at the beginning of the football year, every year, "if we win only one game, let it be against UT". This year is a little different now. Just take it one week at a time, and hopefully we can put together 4 more of these.

Feed the Crab

noreply@blogger.com (Thunder Chicken) — Wed, 01 Oct 2008 18:55:00 +0000

My son and future Red Raider.

Sweet Jesus

noreply@blogger.com (Thunder Chicken) — Mon, 22 Sep 2008 16:51:00 +0000

Another car I've added to the ever popular series "If I ever wanted my brakes to fail, now would be the time.". Nice touch on the vanity plates.....douchebag.

Whistlin Dixie

noreply@blogger.com (Thunder Chicken) — Mon, 22 Sep 2008 03:29:00 +0000

My entries for the dixie cup. Of the ones missing; my bitter which is still fermenting, and my 40 (pronounced fouty).

Simply Genius

noreply@blogger.com (Thunder Chicken) — Sun, 14 Sep 2008 03:08:00 +0000

Godspeed Old Friend......................

noreply@blogger.com (Thunder Chicken) — Mon, 25 Aug 2008 21:07:00 +0000

After 6 years with my family and close to 40 with many others, my old friend and recent recipient of a kegerator upgrade passed away while the family was on vacation. You never complained as you were moved from the kitchen to the garage. It never phased you to see newer, fancier models replace you. Your almond color faded but your compressor stayed strong. I know you have seen generations of children go from drawing and coloring on you, to moving away in adulthood. It is a sad day indeed, and you will be missed.

About as clear a run off as I can get.

noreply@blogger.com (Thunder Chicken) — Sat, 16 Aug 2008 18:27:00 +0000

Another 10 gallons of cream ale awaiting yeast!

Fresh Hops?

noreply@blogger.com (Thunder Chicken) — Sat, 02 Aug 2008 01:09:00 +0000

Evidently there isn't a hop shortage in New Zealand. This fresh hop offering from Sierra Nevada is pleasant, with a very floral aroma and spiciness. Perfect for a 98 degree evening.

What's better than McNellie's in Tulsa?

noreply@blogger.com (Thunder Chicken) — Fri, 01 Aug 2008 00:06:00 +0000

McNellie's in Oklahoma City!

Just look at that island of taps, and they have Chimay on tap!

Misery Photographed

noreply@blogger.com (Thunder Chicken) — Wed, 23 Jul 2008 03:28:00 +0000

via FoxyTunes

My favorite drinking vessel is no more. Sadly this completes a trifecta of broken items including this Duvel tulip, my ipod and my fathers brandy snifter....

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Now playing: Jamil Zainasheff - Belgian Blond Ale - The Jamil Show 07-28-08

AndWhosYourBusch? F'Bud!!

noreply@blogger.com (Thunder Chicken) — Tue, 15 Jul 2008 04:49:00 +0000

Screw mixed feelings. To hell with hostile takeovers. What has happened in the last 48 hours is nothing short of pure American.

I've been hearing all day long that AB sold out. The fact is Anheuser Busch sold out many years ago when they went public. That decision started a momentum that ended with the largest American owned brewery being bought by a foreign country.

Fine by me. And there is bud light in my fridge right now! Not a lot but a few......gotta make beer biscuits with something!

AB was muscle, and hopefully that will dissipate. Look at the government imposed rules and sanctions when it comes to branding and labeling. Breweries that produced beers with names like "homegrown hops" and "420 pale ale" were disallowed due to the marijuana slang.

But you can put "Bud" on 20 million cans a day without one word.

Fuck em. Good Riddance.

Don't for a second think this is a tragedy. If the shareholders wanted to stop it they could. The only people who couldn't do a thing was the AB family and those of us who arent shareholders.

Lesson learned. Don't sell out, that way you don't have your name ripped away from you later.

........... maybe we might even see a fresh bottle of Stella now.

Seriously...

noreply@blogger.com (Thunder Chicken) — Thu, 10 Jul 2008 21:55:00 +0000

What is the matter with you? You've got kids for petes sake!

Finally home again

noreply@blogger.com (Thunder Chicken) — Sat, 21 Jun 2008 00:37:00 +0000

After being in Kalamazoo for a week I'm back home anbd celebrating with IPA and prime rib.

Nothing to add...

noreply@blogger.com (Thunder Chicken) — Mon, 09 Jun 2008 18:15:00 +0000