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    <title>Iron Hill followup: IT&apos;S A BARLEY PARTY</title>
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    <published>2009-07-16T17:56:12Z</published>
    <updated>2009-07-16T18:38:09Z</updated>

    <summary>This morning, as we were getting coffee on Market street before going to the office, Kate and I noticed that the door was open at the Iron Hill brewery, steam was rising off the giant copper kettle, and something was...</summary>
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        <name>John</name>
        <uri>http://www.p8tch.com</uri>
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        <![CDATA[<p>This morning, as we were getting coffee on Market street before going to the office, Kate and I noticed that the door was open at the Iron Hill brewery, steam was rising off the giant copper kettle, and something was being poured from a spout in the ceiling.  So we stuck our head in.</p>

<p>Now, a friendly local microbrewery doesn't mind if you wander through the open door with your morning coffee and ask &quot;Hey, what are you guys doing today?&quot;</p>

<p>A REALLY friendly local microbrewery lets you climb up on the ladder, stand on the platform, and look down into the hot kettle.</p>

<p>An <em>AWESOME</em> local microbrewery lets you stir the mash and make a pirate face, then takes a picture of you doing it with your own iPhone:</p>

<p><div style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/tikaro/3727185784/" title="Stirring the grog! ARRR! by tikaro, on Flickr"><img src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2475/3727185784_62e95d1de2.jpg" width="500" height="375" alt="Stirring the grog! ARRR!" /></a><br clear="all"/></div>&nbsp;</p>

<p><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/tikaro/3727185472/" title="Stirring by tikaro, on Flickr"><img src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3647/3727185472_95fed16707_m.jpg" width="180" height="240" alt="Stirring" align="left" style="padding-right: 10px;" /></a>I'm standing on a stainless-steel platform about five feet up, stirring barley as it's poured into the brew kettle using a long auger that brings the ground grains from the grinder all the way in the back of the building (those augers usually move chickenfeed!)</p>

<p>I know there's a correct name for what's in the kettle: &quot;Mash?&quot; &quot;Kibble?&quot; &quot;Proto-beer?&quot;</p>

<p>Anyway, it looks and smells like oatmeal.  Which is, I guess, because that's exactly what it is (except with barley instead of oats!)</p>

<p>Larry Horwitz, Iron Hill's friendly brewer pictured in my last blog post, says they're making about 300 gallons of <a href="http://www.ironhillbrewery.com/westchester/news-releases.htm">Hefeweizen</a> in this tank.</p>

<p>It's really cool seeing this beer being made.  The kettle is huge, of course, but inside, it's just, you know... <em>food</em>!  There's a really normal kitchen vibe -- "Oh, yeah, that's just barley! I'd eat that!" Kate and I are going to have to come back and try the beer sampler again.</p>

<p><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/tikaro/3726381797/" title="Barley sack! by tikaro, on Flickr"><img src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3466/3726381797_c9a786be25_m.jpg" width="180" height="240" alt="Barley sack!" align="right" style="padding-left: 10px;" /></a> While we were in the back looking at the barley grinder on our impromptu tour, Kate spotted a bunch of big woven-plastic sacks. "Oh yeah!" said Larry. "We go through about 100 of those a month. Do you want to take one with you?"</p>

<p>I can't wait to see what Kate sews up with this graphically bold German sack.</p>

<p>Look out fellows, we're all gonna be ETSY MILLIONAIRES! :)</p>

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<entry>
    <title>Why you should move to West Chester, PA #5: DOWNTOWN BEER LAB</title>
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    <published>2009-06-30T20:02:45Z</published>
    <updated>2009-06-30T20:02:47Z</updated>

    <summary>As Kate, Randy, and I were walking past Iron Hill to get some lunch at Salad Works, I saw a couple of silver kegs lying on their side in Iron Hill&apos;s window. The kegs had rubber, uh... well, I guess,...</summary>
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        <uri>http://www.p8tch.com</uri>
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        <![CDATA[<p>As Kate, Randy, and I were walking past Iron Hill to get some lunch at Salad Works, I saw a couple of silver kegs lying on their side in Iron Hill's window. The kegs had rubber, uh... well, I guess, rubber <em>bungs</em> in them. Hoses threaded out through the bungs, with the other end submerged in a plastic pail. Bubbles occasionally popped up through the water.</p>

<p>It looked a little bit like the setup we used to make jug wine in college (and in prison, of course.)</p>

<p>Just then, a fellow walked by holding a pair of long green rubber gloves; I asked him if he was making beer, and he said "Yes! This one (pointing to the keg) is with a pretty weird, funky yeast, so we're trying a small batch. It has... <em>farmyard</em> notes." He gestured to the enormous silver tanks filling up the rest of the long, tiled room on the other side of the window. "We don't want to try making THAT much beer with this yeast."</p>

<p><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/tikaro/3676185880/" title="Iron Hill Brewmasters by tikaro, on Flickr"><img src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3593/3676185880_431c9379a2_m.jpg" width="180" height="240" alt="Iron Hill Brewmasters" align="left" style="padding-right: 10px;" /></a> It turns out that I was talking to Jean, one of the full-time brewmasters at <a href="http://www.ironhillbrewery.com/westchester/">Iron Hill</a>.  We asked if he would show us the inside, and he was happy to take us in. Inside was like a cross between a swimming-pool pump room (with all the big flexible hoses), a sailing ship's tweendecks (with the ladders going up and down), and a production bakery (with the big sacks of grain.)  We got to see pressure casks for holding yeast, the great big filters (pictured) for straining sediment, lots of various banjo valves for removing beer and drawing off yeast starter, and ladders leading up to great big enormous copper kettles where the beer (wort? tun?) is cooked until it's ready to ferment.</p>

<p>We asked about the big smokestack coming off the copper kettles, leading through the roof &#151; did that make the funky smells that we sometimes get at the corner of Gay and High?  Yes! And he pointed out that a lot of people get concerned because "it smells so nasty" &#151; but actually that's a good thing, because what you're smelling is what's LEAVING the beer. There's an important life lesson there, somewhere.</p>

<div style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/tikaro/3676186288/" title="Iron Hill Brewmasters by tikaro, on Flickr"><img src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2454/3676186288_0c3da7e850.jpg" width="500" height="375" alt="Iron Hill Brewmasters" /></a></div>

<p>I had never really given too much thought to the great big kettles in Iron Hill's window, but now I'm totally motivated to go DRINK SOME BEER! It was really cool meeting guys whose job it is to turn sacks of grain, batches of yeast, and big sixty-gallon bottles of oxygen into the beer you can drink just five feet away. You also can see Larry and Jean and more Beer Science on <a href="http://ironhillbrewery.com/blog/westchester/">Iron Hill West Chester's blog</a></p>

<p>Previous reasons why you should move to West Chester:
<ul>
<li>#4: <a href="http://www.tikaro.com/2009/04/why-you-should-move-to-west-chester-pa-4-northbrook-canoe-company.html">Northbrook Canoe Company</a></li>
<li>#3: <a href="http://www.tikaro.com/2008/11/why-you-should-move-to-west-ch-1.html">Secret Mobile Robotic Pipe Organs</a></li>
<li>#2: <a href="http://www.tikaro.com/2008/04/why-you-should-move-to-west-ch.html">Rescue robots</a></li>
<li>#1: <a href="http://www.tikaro.com/2008/04/seriously-you-should-move-to-w.html">Secret Skate Parks and Awesome Tack Shops</a></li>
<li>...and many more reasons still to come.</li>
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    <title>Guerilla Drive-In&apos;s Back to the Future: DeLoreans GaLorean!</title>
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    <published>2009-06-29T02:26:40Z</published>
    <updated>2009-06-29T03:12:26Z</updated>

    <summary>I can&apos;t even tell you how much fun I had this weekend. But I&apos;m going to try: The Guerilla Drive-In showed Back to the Future on top of the Bicentennial Garage in West Chester, and the show was an absolute...</summary>
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        <![CDATA[<p>I can't even tell you how much fun I had this weekend.  But I'm going to try:</p>

<p>The Guerilla Drive-In showed <a href="http://www.guerilladrivein.com/showings/bttf"><em>Back to the Future</em> on top of the Bicentennial Garage in West Chester</a>, and the show was an absolute <em>blast</em> for me.  A crew of volunteers showed up in the morning to build our first actual, by-God movie screen, and by two PM, we had a beautiful plywood screen eight feet tall by eleven feet wide, braced on a portable sawhorse frame, with two coats of silver paint underneath a coat of flat white latex (Chris Smith's secret formula for outdoor-screen success, and it looked great.)</p>

<p>From three to six, I noodled around with a team from the CBS Evening News with Katie Couric. First, we filmed the <a href="http://www.guerilladrivein.com/updates">MacGuffin</a> at its Secret Location.  (While I was leaving, a car full of young people pulled in, faces intent as they listened to the radio. I asked them if they were looking for the MacGuffin: "yes!" they said, their faces brightening, and I told them to go get a hint from the, you know, NATIONAL NEWS MEDIA right over there by the SUV with the tripods. I hope that was an awesome payoff for those kids!)  Next, I drove up and down High street while Paul, the camera operator, braced himself in the back of Randy's pickup truck.  Every time I drove by the frat houses across from the Burger King, the shirtless jocks out on the lawn would holler louder and louder, until I was rolling past brandishing my fist in the air like a brutal conquering dictator.  Well, a brutal dictator whose subjects go "WOOOOO! YEAH! WOOOOOOO!"</p>

<p>When I made it back to the Bicentennial Garage with Kate at about seven, several DeLoreans had already arrived.  We had no less than <em>EIGHT DELOREANS</em> come out from the <a href="http://www.deloreanmidatlantic.com/">DeLorean Mid-Atlantic club</a>, and when I came around the last corner to the top of the garage, the little cars were arrayed in a bright silver chevron on either side of the topmost ramp, noses facing in, gull-wing doors open, as if the AWESOMEST CAVALRY IN THE HISTORY OF AWESOMENESS had arrived from the blue sky above.</p>

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<p>The DeLorean owners were cordial and friendly.  The battery-powered, bottlecap-mounted <a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/tikaro/sets/72157620679393638/">ninja streetlight put-outers</a> that Mike Lamprinos hacked together in the previous 24 hours worked flawlessly in both daylight tests and nighttime action, keeping the bright streetlights off by shining light directly into their daylight sensors.  Eric Lewis handled the projector beautifully.  Matt and Kristen <em>carried a white leather couch</em> up to the roof and sat in it, dressed to the nines.  The screen did <em>not</em> blow over, the <a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/13902652@N00/3667394766/in/set-72157620519565241/">flux capacitor tattoos</a> that Chris Thompson made and Jonathan Ross sprayed were wonderful, the colors were bright, crisp, and vivid on the screen...</p>

<p><img src="http://www.tikaro.com//gdi_interview.jpg" alt="gdi_interview.jpg" border="0" width="262" height="350" align="right" />...I was absolutely thrilled, delighted, and amazed by all the cheerful, enthusiastic ingenuity that people in West Chester came up with, and I'm more convinced than ever that this is a very, very special town.  We had a lot of people come out (150? 200?), and during the first couple of intermissions between reels, the CBS team prowled around with their cameras and interviewed folks. Jack, the producer, promised to let me know when the story will air (it's about guerilla drive-ins in general, not just this one), and of course I'll post that information here.</p>

<p>The thing that made me the happiest was seeing folks introduce themselves to each other, making it clear to me that this was an actual community event, not just a regular movie in a different venue. This was a great time. I may have kicked this event off, but it's now clear that the lion's share of the awesomeness is coming from all the other people engaged in the project: Jim Haigney, Ellen Peters, and Michael Estrada, Eric Lewis, Mike Lamprinos, Chris Thompson, Scott McMullen, Randy Schmidt, Toren Peterson, Andy Rodriguez, and Jonathan Ross -- thanks to <em>all</em> of you for (literally) putting together such a fun event!</p>

<p>You can see lots more photos:
<ul>
<li>On <a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/13902652@N00/sets/72157620519565241/">Ellen Peters' Flickr stream</a>,</li>
<li>On <a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/17670376@N02/sets/72157620531469885/">Andy Rodriguez' Flickr stream</a>,</li>
<li>On the <a href="http://honesthypocrite.blogspot.com/">Honest Hypocrite</a> blog, and</li>
<li>On <a href="http://unhub.com/subewl">Eric Lewis's unhub stream</a> (before it gets pushed below the fold)</li>
</ul>
</p>

<p>On July 18th, the Guerilla Drive-In will be taking a break from all the secrecy and going to see the Rocky Horror Picture Show at the Colonial Theater. As with all Guerilla Drive-In events, you are very cordially invited; watch the <a href="http://www.guerilladrivein.com">Guerilla Drive-In schedule page</a> for announcements.</p>

<strong>UPDATE:</strong> I just got this email from the three MacGuffin finders, and it makes me really happy! Especially the part about this being something that siblings across a difficult age gap can enjoy together:
<blockquote>"Maggie, Kevin and CJ... We are 2 brothers and a sister who are bffs and had a seriously awesome day together yesterday.  We went on an adventure to find the MacGuffin, saw Texas Longhorns, and drove down a precariously wooded road. Once we found it, we hung out with the cbs guys, then had a spectacular day in west chester, eating bar-b-q and ice cream and buying comic books.  Ending our night with our first guerilla drive in was great.  Even though we didn't have chairs; the delorians, the bell tower, and the flux capacitor "tramp stamps" made up for that. Even though we love hanging out, but a noticable age gap (21-16) makes it difficult for us to find things to do together.  This is the perfect solution and aready a highlight of our summer's.  Thank you!!"</blockquote>

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<entry>
    <title>Harold&apos;s Pictures of Shofuso</title>
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    <published>2009-06-22T12:17:11Z</published>
    <updated>2009-06-22T12:17:12Z</updated>

    <summary>My next-door neighbor (sadly, now my ex-next-door neighbor) Harold Ross went to Shofuso with his son Jonathan on an early, rainy Father&apos;s Day trip. He sent me the photos that he took, and I asked if I could post a...</summary>
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        <name>John</name>
        <uri>http://www.p8tch.com</uri>
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        <![CDATA[My next-door neighbor (sadly, now my ex-next-door neighbor) <a href="http://www.tikaro.com/2009/01/green2steam-like-a-tea-party-w.html">Harold Ross</a> went to <a href="http://www.shofuso.com">Shofuso</a> with his son Jonathan on an early, rainy Father's Day trip.  He sent me the photos that he took, and I asked if I could post a link to them here.  Click the image below to see some really great pictures of Fairmount Park's Japanese house in the rain!
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<entry>
    <title>The Best Curriculum Vitae Ever</title>
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    <published>2009-06-20T03:33:41Z</published>
    <updated>2009-06-21T13:56:22Z</updated>

    <summary> At the Chester County Balloon Festival. This is the side of the trailer parked next to the tethered hot-air balloon that&apos;s giving rides. Upon seeing this, I immediately marched over to the ticket booth and asked for two tethered-ballon...</summary>
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        <name>John</name>
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<p>At the <a href="http://ccballoonfest.com/" rel="nofollow">Chester County Balloon Festival</a>.  This is the side of the trailer parked next to the tethered hot-air balloon that's giving rides.</p>

<p>Upon seeing this, I immediately marched over to the ticket booth and asked for two tethered-ballon ride tickets.  While paying, I asked the nice lady behind the desk: &quot;Does the price include the story about the alligator castration?&quot;</p>

<p>She looked deeply startled.  I realized she must be a volunteer, not one of the tethered-balloon crew.  &quot;Oh&quot;, I said, trying to sound noncholant, &quot;you probably don't know what I'm talking about, do you? You see, the alligator castration...&quot; and I waved feebly over at the trees where the trailer was parked.</p>

<p>&quot;No...&quot; she said uncertainly and visibly edged away from me.</p>

<p>You can see Grant Aiello (the casual hero) wowing the crowd <a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/tikaro/3642954962/">on Flickr here</a>.</p>

<div style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/tikaro/3642916836/" title="Pro-PAAAAANE! by tikaro, on Flickr"><img src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3370/3642916836_d4473efb2f_m.jpg" width="180" height="240" alt="Pro-PAAAAANE!" /></a>&nbsp;<a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/tikaro/3642108221/" title="&quot;George? The balloon is still tied to the- GEOOOORGE!&quot; by tikaro, on Flickr"><img src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2470/3642108221_3cafbb6b40_m.jpg" width="180" height="240" alt="&quot;George? The balloon is still tied to the- GEOOOORGE!&quot;" /></a>&nbsp;<a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/tikaro/3642954962/" title="The Hot Air Eschaton by tikaro, on Flickr"><img src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2429/3642954962_d824b44901_m.jpg" width="180" height="240" alt="The Hot Air Eschaton" /></a></div>

<p><strong>UPDATE:</strong> We came back at 6AM the next morning for an hour-long balloon ride, but when we got there, the trial balloons they had sent up had gone directly towards the approaching storm front, and all ascensions were canceled.  So we hung out at the Balloon Pilot's Tent, drinking champagne.  Of course we drank champagne.  I asked the pilots if they had any coffee, and they gave me a blank look.  "...We have <em>champagne</em>..." one of them offered helpfully after a brief silence.  For balloon pilots, I think champagne is the only liquid that exists.  They can't even <em>see</em> water, or coffee, or milk.  Maybe their pancakes always taste awful when they're cooking at home.</p>

<p>While he was washing last night's dishes in a big plastic tub filled with Moet, Grant told us lots of great stories about:
<ul>
<li>International balloon races (it's not speed; you go away at least two miles, then you come back and try to throw a sandbag into the center of a big "X", with the result that anytime he sees an "X" on the ground anywhere, he has an urge to throw something at it),</li>
<li>Whether or not balloon competitions have white-coated heroes and <a href="http://www.tikaro.com/2008/03/push-the-button-max.html">black-hatted villains</a> (Grant assures me that they do), and</li>
<li>If Grant would be willing to land his balloon squarely in the middle of the audience at a <a href="http://www.guerilladrivein.com">Guerilla Drive-In</a> showing of "The Great Race", "Around the World in 80 Days", or maybe "The Wizard of Oz". (Grant accepted immediately, especially when I promised to make the biggest, whitest "X" over the audience seating area that he had ever seen.)</li>
</ul></p>

<p>Kate and I both told our stories about growing up in Chester County, and how you'd occasionally hear the big dragon WHOO-O-O-OOMP outside, and you'd run out and see a balloon directly over your house.  The pilots looked at each other and nodded sagely. "Must be Dave", they said.  This adds a new dimension to my childhood memories -- inside that peaceful-looking Gondola was Dave, the Mad Ballooning Daredevil of Chester County, flouting rules and convention in order to buzz the locals and bring them out on their lawns?  EXCELLENT. I imagine a leather flight helmet and a billowing white scarf.  And, of course, champagne.</p>

<p>The <a href="http://ccballoonfest.com/">Chester County Balloon Festival</a> will be running again in 2010; according to the site, you should check in January for information on next year's event.  I'll see you there!</p>

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    <title>Ultimate Water Gun Redux, and iPhone 3.0 app: SUMMON HELICOPTER</title>
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    <published>2009-06-18T15:44:23Z</published>
    <updated>2009-06-18T15:44:25Z</updated>

    <summary>Last night, Chris Leonardi let me know that Make:Online had republished the &quot;Head-Mounted Water Cannon&quot; story that I wrote for Make: Volume 7. Which gave me a chance to marvel all over again at the awesome photos that Julie Gottesman...</summary>
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        <name>John</name>
        <uri>http://www.p8tch.com</uri>
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        <![CDATA[<p>Last night, <a href="http://twitter.com/chrisleonardi/status/1228035272">Chris Leonardi</a> let me know that Make:Online had republished the "<a href="http://blog.makezine.com/archive/2009/06/flashback_head-mounted_water_cannon.html">Head-Mounted Water Cannon</a>" story that I wrote for <a href="http://makezine.com/07/">Make: Volume 7</a>.</p>

<p>Which gave me a chance to marvel all over again at the awesome photos that <a href="http://gottesmanphoto.com/">Julie Gottesman</a> took in 2005 of the <a href="http://www.pontanisisters.com/">World-Famous Pontani Sisters</a> at the <a href="http://helicoptermuseum.org/">American Helicopter Museum</a> in West Chester.  I had wanted a Fisher Price Adventure People vibe, with some James Bond and also Evel Nkievel on the side, all in a big cheesecake box, and MAN was I unprepared for what they achieved:</p>

<div style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/tikaro/sets/720750/" title="&quot;No, mister Bond, I expect you to ROCK!&quot; by tikaro, on Flickr"><img src="http://farm1.static.flickr.com/21/31353286_e8a9ad2b99.jpg" width="500" height="362" alt="&quot;No, mister Bond, I expect you to ROCK!&quot;" /></a></div>

<p>There are <a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/tikaro/sets/720750/">some more of Julie's pictures on Flickr</a>.  Tara Pontani rides, and she had a great time zooming the sidecar rig up the runway, then doing a hairpin turn with the wheel in the air and roaring back, power-sliding in front of the camera while Julie snapped the pictures.  Well, that's how I choose to remember it.</p>

<p>And that's even before we worked up the nerve to approach the fellow that had just landed a blue Jet Ranger II helicopter nearby and asked if we could take some pictures with him.  That's how we met <a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/62631109@N00/2221561946">Augie DelCoughlin and Don Johnson's helicopter</a>!</p>

<p>Augie will power the "Summon Helicopter" iPhone 3.0 app that I want to create, even if it's just a proof-of-concept.  Use case:
<ul>
<li><strong>STEP 1:</strong> Open "Summon Helicopter" app and push red button</li>
<li><strong>STEP 2:</strong> Augie DelCoughlin arrives, hovers, drops ladder</li>
<li><strong>OPTIONAL EXTRAS</strong>: To be arranged ahead of time. For instance: "sinister men with topknots wearing suits, carrying briefcases and katana", just like <a href="http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/execucorp-helicopter-solutions.php">somethingawful</a> described.</li>
</ul>
I've spoken to Augie about this, and as long as you don't mind some niggling details (it will take Augie several hours to arrive; the list of places where you can drop a ladder is vanishingly small; each pickup would cost several hundred dollars), I think the app will work just fine!  Who wants to beta-test?</p>
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<entry>
    <title>Ancient and Most Secret Guardians of the MacGuffin</title>
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    <id>tag:www.tikaro.com,2009://1.803</id>

    <published>2009-06-12T21:04:39Z</published>
    <updated>2009-06-12T21:04:41Z</updated>

    <summary>At lunchtime today, I went out to tweak the transmitter settings on the MacGuffin, since people were having trouble understanding the instructions for the secret bonus. While I was out there, I took a picture of the Ancient and Most...</summary>
    <author>
        <name>John</name>
        <uri>http://www.p8tch.com</uri>
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        <![CDATA[<p>At lunchtime today, I went out to tweak the transmitter settings on the MacGuffin, since people were having trouble understanding the instructions for the secret bonus.</p>

<p>While I was out there, I took a picture of the <a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/tikaro/3619611875/">Ancient and Most Secret Guardians of the MacGuffin</a>, relaxing after a hard day of foiling gentleman archaeologists (and cooking burgers on the outdoor grill, and driving red schoolbuses up and down the Brandywine, packed with schoolkids, and shoveling, and generally working hard):</p>

<a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/62631109@N00/3619611875" title="View 'Ancient and Most Secret Guardians of the MacGuffin' on Flickr.com"><div style="text-align:center;"><img src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2456/3619611875_7670b71f73.jpg" alt="Ancient and Most Secret Guardians of the MacGuffin" border="0" width="500" height="360" /></div></a></div>

<p>&quot;What should we tell people who ask us: 'Um... we're looking for the MacGovern?'&quot;</p>

<p>&quot;Tell them anything you like! Tell them that you've never heard of it. Or that it's floating in the middle of the river. Tell them it <em>was</em> here, but it's been gone for years.&quot;</p>

<p>&quot;Can we make <em>this</em> face [makes grim face] and do this?&quot; [pantomimes pumping a shotgun]</p>

<p>&quot;Yes, absolutely.  Think of yourselves as, you know, the <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Secret_societies_in_popular_culture" rel="nofollow">Brotherhood of the Cruciform Sword</a> from <em>Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade</em>.&quot;</p>

<p>&quot;Okay, we can totally do that.&quot;</p>]]>
        
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<entry>
    <title>Guerilla Drive-In in the AP: NATIONAL BADICALITY</title>
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    <id>tag:www.tikaro.com,2009://1.802</id>

    <published>2009-06-09T15:26:54Z</published>
    <updated>2009-06-10T20:08:18Z</updated>

    <summary>Joann Loviglio and Joseph Kaczmarek, a reporter and photographer for the AP, were at last week&apos;s showing of Ghostbusters at Fort Mifflin. This morning, Joann&apos;s story just went live, along with a photo of me doing a kind-of-a, sort-of-a hadouken...</summary>
    <author>
        <name>John</name>
        <uri>http://www.p8tch.com</uri>
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        <![CDATA[<p>Joann Loviglio and Joseph Kaczmarek, a reporter and photographer for the AP, were at last week's showing of <a href="http://guerilladrivein.com/showings/ghostbusters">Ghostbusters at Fort Mifflin</a>.  This morning, Joann's story just went live, along with a photo of me doing a kind-of-a, sort-of-a hadouken with the first reel of the movie (click to see it on Newsvine, which I think is a sort of an AP clearinghouse:)</p>  
<div style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://www.newsvine.com/_news/2009/06/09/2911380-guerrilla-drive-ins-turn-nostalgia-on-its-head"><img src="http://www.tikaro.com//gdi_nostalgia.jpg" alt="gdi_nostalgia.jpg" border="0" width="400" height="407" /></a>
<br />
<strong><a href="http://www.newsvine.com/_news/2009/06/09/2911380-guerrilla-drive-ins-turn-nostalgia-on-its-head">'Guerrilla drive-ins' turn nostalgia on its head</a></strong></div>
<p>I will be perfectly honest here. (Isn't your blog the place for True Confessions about unimportant things?) The reason I like that picture so much is that it makes me look skinny.  I find myself not really caring if I look like a ghastly showboat.  I mean, I <em>am</em> a ghastly showboat, but at least here I look like a <em>skinny</em> ghastly showboat.</p>
<p>Tonight, I must attend a meeting of West Chester Borough Council to ask permission to use a municipally-owned structure for an upcoming showing.  Since the story has been picked up by both the <a href="http://www.philly.com/philly/wires/ap/news/nation_world/47299187.html">Inquirer</a> and the <a href="http://www.dailylocal.com/articles/2009/06/09/entertainment/doc4a2e3fffb937d654503072.txt">Daily Local News</a> (I checked; of course I checked!) I'm hoping that at least one of the folks on Council will have seen it, emboldening me to ask if we can go ahead with the flaming tire tracks and the careening VW bus.</p>]]>
        
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<entry>
    <title>Over Colorado</title>
    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.tikaro.com/2009/06/over-colorado.html" />
    <id>tag:www.tikaro.com,2009://1.801</id>

    <published>2009-06-05T14:52:31Z</published>
    <updated>2009-06-05T14:52:32Z</updated>

    <summary>It&apos;s been four years since I flew &#151; the Boarding Pylons where you line up to load onto the plane are new to me, and the way the snacks come (heaped in clear plastic Santa sacks, passed out by a...</summary>
    <author>
        <name>John</name>
        <uri>http://www.p8tch.com</uri>
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        <![CDATA[<p>It's been four years since I flew &#151; the Boarding Pylons where you line up to load onto the plane are new to me, and the way the snacks come (heaped in clear plastic Santa sacks, passed out by a flight attendant in shorts) is a change.  But mostly the same. And it's still awesome to look out the window!</p>
<div style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/tikaro/3595964801/" title="Over Colorado by tikaro, on Flickr"><img src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3401/3595964801_98f98b2924.jpg" width="500" height="375" alt="Over Colorado" /></a>]]>
        
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<entry>
    <title>Ghostbusters at Fort Mifflin</title>
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    <published>2009-06-01T16:34:10Z</published>
    <updated>2009-06-01T16:34:11Z</updated>

    <summary>Here&apos;s a long-exposure photo that Stephen Whittam took at the Guerilla Drive-In Friday night, where we showed Ghostbusters at Fort Mifflin: Fort Mifflin is right next to the end of the runways at Philadelphia International Airport &#151; you actually drive...</summary>
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        <name>John</name>
        <uri>http://www.p8tch.com</uri>
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        <![CDATA[<p>Here's a long-exposure photo that Stephen Whittam took at the Guerilla Drive-In Friday night, where we showed <a href="http://www.guerilladrivein.com/showings/ghostbusters">Ghostbusters at Fort Mifflin</a>:</p>

<div style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/tikaro/3585062549/" title="&quot;Ghostbusters&quot; at Fort Mifflin by tikaro, on Flickr"><img src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2434/3585062549_c55f7c05ec.jpg" width="500" height="275" alt="&quot;Ghostbusters&quot; at Fort Mifflin" /></a></div>

<p>Fort Mifflin is <em>right</em> next to the end of the runways at Philadelphia International Airport &#151; you actually drive through a tunnel <em>under</em> the end of the runway to get to the fort.  THe long streaks of light are the floodlights from a landing plane; the dots are its strobes.</p>
<p>The combination of proton packs up on the screen, with gusty WHOOSH-es as the planes land right overhead, with the light sweeping in an arc around the crowd as the plane goes by, was actually pretty damn awesome.</p>
<p>There was a very friendly reporter-and-photographer team from the Associated Press at the show.  I spent some time getting my photo taken in various poses: "Now look like a cinema REBEL!"  We finally got me doing a sort of a "<a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hadouken">Ha-DOUUUU-ken!</a>" thing with one of the 16MM reels from the movie.  Check a regional "entertainment" section near you for a portrait of me looking EXTREMELY <a href="http://www.robtodd.com/">BADICAL</a>.</p>

<p>The crowd seemed happy, I was not hit by lightning while riding out, the projector, didn't explode, and I don't think the Cub Scout troop who was staying the night there learned any new words from the movie (except for "dickless", which I bet they knew already.)  The next movie is Saturday night, June 27th &#151; if you'd like to know where it's going to be, get out there and <a href="http://www.guerilladrivein.com/updates">find the MacGuffin</a>!]]>
        
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<entry>
    <title>Who you gonna call? BEN FRANKLIN!</title>
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    <id>tag:www.tikaro.com,2009://1.799</id>

    <published>2009-05-29T13:16:02Z</published>
    <updated>2009-05-29T13:16:04Z</updated>

    <summary>In the late fall of 1777, hundreds of Continental Army soldiers huddled deep in the sepulchral casemates of Fort Mifflin during a brutal five-week siege and naval bombardment, delivered by every ship His Royal Majesty King George could throw at...</summary>
    <author>
        <name>John</name>
        <uri>http://www.p8tch.com</uri>
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        <![CDATA[<p>In the late fall of 1777, hundreds of Continental Army soldiers huddled deep in the sepulchral casemates of Fort Mifflin during a brutal five-week siege and naval bombardment, delivered by every ship His Royal Majesty King George could throw at them.</p>

<p>Stymied by Ben Franklin's clever system of underwater spikes, the ships had no choice but to crack the fort if they were to proceed up the river to Philadelphia. And so they concentrated on capturing it- or smashing it.  That's bad enough, if you're inside that casemate, with a few blocks of stone and a scant foot of earth between you and King George's cannon.  But it gets worse.</p>

<p>The bombardment, the attacks, even the design of the siege engines used against the Fort &#151; all of these were masterminded by Captain John Montresor, the VERY SAME MAN WHO HAD DESIGNED THE FORT ITSELF, before he quit in disgust when the Continental Congress granted him less than half the funds he needed to do the job right.</p>

<p>Now this man, with all the mighty resources of the Empire behind him, was in charge of cracking the fort so the English navy could sail up the river to Philadelphia and crush the fledgling nation. Can you imagine the terror of knowing that every sledgehammer stroke delivered against the walls was guided by the man who best knew all the Fort's weaknesses? Can you imagine wondering whether, at any moment, a new flaw will be exploited, a secret sally port revealed?</p>

<p>During that attack, one of every five soldiers holding the fort was killed or wounded.  Can you imagine being killed in that assault, and forced to haunt the smoking, underfunded ruin on a Delaware River mudflat for hundreds of years?</p>

<p>Yeah, that would <em>SUCK</em>. And I expect you'd be ready for a good laugh. Which is EXACTLY what I plan on providing to those ragged Revolutionary specters tonight. Want to know more? DM or message <a href="http://www.twitter.com/guerilladrivein/">@guerilladrivein</a> on Twitter!</p>

<div style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://montygog.blogspot.com/2009/05/if-theres-something-weird.html"><img src="http://www.tikaro.com/GhostbustersLORes.jpg" alt="Dave Perillo sent me this; I love it!" border="0" width="396" height="396" /></a></div>

<p>PS. During the siege and bombardment, 85 of the 405 soldiers garrisoned at the Fort were killed or wounded. But they succeeded in their mission: the fort delayed the British navy long enough for Washington's Continental Army to escape to Valley Forge and safety.  Fort Mifflin is called "the fort that saved America", and for good reason.</p>]]>
        
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<entry>
    <title>Steve Martin Dueling Banjos</title>
    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.tikaro.com/2009/05/steve-martin-dueling-banjos.html" />
    <id>tag:www.tikaro.com,2009://1.798</id>

    <published>2009-05-26T18:04:20Z</published>
    <updated>2009-05-26T18:04:22Z</updated>

    <summary></summary>
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        <name>John</name>
        <uri>http://www.p8tch.com</uri>
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<entry>
    <title>The only stupid question is THE ONE YOU JUST ASKED HAW HAW HAW</title>
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    <id>tag:www.tikaro.com,2009://1.797</id>

    <published>2009-05-20T20:22:28Z</published>
    <updated>2009-05-21T15:14:27Z</updated>

    <summary>Today, we had Coworkout at Shofuso, the seventeenth-century Japanese house in Fairmount park I arrived first, a few minutes before the house is opened to the public. I walked around the fenced garden, watching volunteers dig holes for new azalea...</summary>
    <author>
        <name>John</name>
        <uri>http://www.p8tch.com</uri>
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        <![CDATA[<p>Today, we had <a href="http://www.coworkout.com">Coworkout</a> at <a href="http://www.shofuso.com">Shofuso</a>, the seventeenth-century Japanese house in Fairmount park</p>

<p>I arrived first, a few minutes before the house is opened to the public.  I walked around the fenced garden, watching volunteers dig holes for new azalea bushes. The house looked IMPOSSIBLY, UNBELIEVABLY, INCREDIBLY awesome.  This is the photo I took with my iPhone:</p>

<div style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/tikaro/3548144485/" title="Shofuso by tikaro, on Flickr"><img src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3329/3548144485_fb59943db4.jpg" width="500" height="500" alt="Shofuso" /></a></div>

<p>Once the gates opened, but before the other folks arrived, I walked all around the house, looking for power outlets.  I mean, I <em>know</em> there were not power outlets in seventeeth-century Japan, but this house was designed and built in 1954, and assembled in MoMA's courtyard in NYC. Even though there are no nails in its construction, I thought there might be utility plugs hidden away somewhere for use by someone.</p>

<p>I did not want to <em>ask</em> if there were outlets, because I was afraid that the answer to &quot;excuse me, is there an outlet around?&quot; would be &quot;HA HA HA, YOU IDIOT! SEVENTEENTH-CENTURY JAPANESE HOUSES DIDN'T HAVE POWER OUTLETS.&quot;</p>

<p>"But I thought maybe you wanted to vacuum?" I pictured myself asking, followed by them guffawing in my face: "HO HO HO YOU FOOL! <em><strong>SEVENTEENTH-CENTURY JAPANESE HOUSES HAD NO VACUUM CLEANERS!!!</strong></em>"</p>

<p>So I didn't ask.  We sat on the veranda, smelling the sun on the cedar, the sweet-hay smell of the Tatami mats, and enjoying the shade under the deep eaves:</p>

<div style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/tikaro/3549240202/" title="Shofuso veranda by tikaro, on Flickr"><img src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3606/3549240202_a4e3bccda5.jpg" width="375" height="500" alt="Shofuso veranda" /></a></div>

<p>I worked as long as I could on my mostly-charged battery.  Finally, when the last ounce of battery juice was gone, we started packing up, and struck up a conversation with Prudence, the friendly executive director of the house. I got comfortable enough to ask:</p>

<p>&quot;Say, there's no, you know... power jacks or anything hidden around here, are th...&quot;
I was so afraid that I was about to get ridiculed, I trailed off.<br />
&quot;Oh, power outlets? Sure! You were sitting on one!&quot; she said.<br />
&quot;Ha ha ha&quot;, I agreed shamefacedly.  It was a stupid question, and I felt silly for asking. I'm not surprised she answered sarcastic &#151;<br />
&quot;No, seriously, you were sitting on one!&quot; she said. She cheerfully pointed at a teeny tiny little metal dealie in the floor, which clearly (I thought) was a part of the door hardware:</p>

<div style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/tikaro/3549521932/" title="17th Century Japanese Power Plug by tikaro, on Flickr"><img src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3347/3549521932_9e90b03018.jpg" width="500" height="500" alt="17th Century Japanese Power Plug" /></a></div>

<p>We all stared at it.</p>

<p>Jon Bettscher slowly reached down and twisted the little tiny middle of the dealie &#151; a metal disk the size of a quarter.</p>

<p>Two familiar little slots appeared.</p>

<p>BECAUSE OF MY FEAR OF GETTING LAUGHED AT, I had spent two hours carefully marshalling my laptop battery.  Dimming the screen to the point where I could barely read my screen.  Composing only short emails, and using only antialiased fonts, to conserve electrons.</p>

<p>ALL WHILE I WAS LITERALLY -- literally, as in &quot;<a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/aninja/3551604950/in/pool-coworkout">my bottom was touching it</a>&quot; -- LITERALLY SITTING ON TOP OF THE POWER OUTLET.</p>

<p>I bet there's a life lesson in here somewhere.</p>

<p>Too bad I'm too afraid of looking like an idiot to ask what it is.</p>]]>
        
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<entry>
    <title>Shofuso House in Fairmount Park</title>
    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.tikaro.com/2009/05/shofuso-house-in-fairmount-par.html" />
    <id>tag:www.tikaro.com,2009://1.796</id>

    <published>2009-05-17T14:40:41Z</published>
    <updated>2009-05-17T14:55:23Z</updated>

    <summary>I&apos;m going to do some hyperventilating here. For a while, I&apos;ve known that there&apos;s a Japanese house in Philadelphia&apos;s Fairmount Park called &quot;Shofuso&quot; (literally, &quot;Pine Breeze Villa&quot;), and I knew it was built in a traditional sixteenth-century style, and I...</summary>
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        <name>John</name>
        <uri>http://www.p8tch.com</uri>
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        <![CDATA[<p>I'm going to do some hyperventilating here.</p>

<p>For a while, I've known that there's a Japanese house in Philadelphia's Fairmount Park called "<a href="http://www.shofuso.com">Shofuso</a>" (literally, "Pine Breeze Villa"), and I knew it was built in a <a href="http://www.yoshinoantiques.com/Interior-article.html">traditional sixteenth-century style</a>, and I wanted to hold a <a href="http://www.coworkout.com">coworkout</a> session there, or maybe show "Ran" for the <a href="http://www.guerilladrivein.com">Guerilla Drive-In</a>, but I had never visited.  Lydia and I went there yesterday, and OH MY GOD I'm suffering from <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stendhal_syndrome">Stendahl syndrome</a> trying to process all the amazingness that we found there.</p>

<p>Probably the best way to do this is just to dump all my impressions, plus a late night of Wikipedia-ing and reading the <a href="http://shofuso.com/pages/HistoricalNarrative/hist_narrative_table.html">house's excellent website</a>, in no particular order:
<ul>
<li>The house was designed and built in Japan in 1954 as a goodwill gift to the people of the United States.  The house and garden were built for a two-season display in the courtyard of MoMA in NYC.</li>
<li>The rocks in the garden come from Japan. Once they were selected, they were WRAPPED IN PAPER to preserve the lichen and moss.</li>
<li>The house was re-assembled, and the garden was re-created, in Philadelphia in 1958, on the spot where the Japanese pavilion had been in the Centennial Exhibition of 1876. There had been a temple gate at the spot since then; this corner of Fairmount Park has always been Japanese.</li>
<li>You take your shoes off and put them in a rack before entering. The tatami mats smell sweet, like hay in the sunshine.  Together with the smell of waxed cedar in the veranda, and the flowers in the garden, it smells WONDERFUL.</li>
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<div style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/62631109@N00/3538869570/in/set-72157618325409008/" title="View 'Lydia Running Down the Hall' on Flickr.com"><img src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3546/3538869570_4048963443.jpg" alt="Lydia Running Down the Hall" border="0" width="500" height="500" /></a></div>

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<li>The house is <a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/tikaro/3538053335/in/set-72157618325409008/">surrounded by a wall with a moat</a>.  Because this style of Japanese architecture runs seamlessly from indoors to outdoors (there might not even be any external walls during hot months, just room, then veranda, then garden), the wall around the garden kind of <em>is</em> the outside wall of the house.</li>
<li>The portion of the veranda outside the kitchen is <a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/tikaro/3538054559/in/set-72157618325409008/">carved into a non-slip surface</a>, which is just about the best thing ever in the whole entire world</li>
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<p><ul>
<li>There's a small separate structure across a very short bridge.</li>
<li>A BRIDGE. OVER A STREAM. IN YOUR HOUSE. EXCEPT THAT IT'S ALSO OUTDOORS. OH, MY GOD.</li>
<li>The structure on the left is the teahouse, where <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Japanese_tea_ceremony">tea ceremonies</a> are held.  The house is very small, almost hobbit-sized, and clearly not for standing up inside.  It has the vibe of a playhouse, but it's a sophisticated, grown-up playhouse vibe. Lydia was so excited by this little teahouse that she started visibly <em>vibrating</em>.</li>
<li>Oh, did I say Lydia? THAT WAS ME.</li>
<li>The Japanese started building small standalone teahouses in the <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sengoku_period">Sengoku period</a>, when the entire country was going to hell in a handbasket.  Earthquakes, famines, armed uprisings &#151; who would not want to build a small, simple rustic teahouse and sit in it, concentrating deliberately on small actions? Oh, MAN, I totally get this appeal.</li>
<li>The Japanese aesthetic of simplicity and appreciating imperfection, <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wabi-sabi">wabi-sabi</a>... oh, that's seductive. In many ways, it's already very similar to Quakerism, and many have already drawn the line connecting Shaker aesthetics.  But I did not know how much emphasis was placed on the natural world, and on embracing rusticity imperfection.  I just finished reading "<a href="http://www.amazon.com/Shoes-Outside-Door-Devotion-Francisco/dp/1582432546">Shoes outside the Door</a>", about the San Francisco Zen Center's troubles in the 1980s, and I read about Richard Baker's expensive antique bowls, but I had imagined translucent eggshell china, not pottery that's <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Raku_ware">imperfect and asymmetrical</a> and TOTALLY COMPELLING.  OH, WOW.</li>
<li>I know what <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thorstein_Veblen">Thorstein Veblen</a> would have to say about all this: "You're looking at an aesthetic of curation built upon free time that in turn depends on economic oppresion!" But Veblen can stick his wet blanket WHERE THE SUN DOES NOT SHINE. Looking at the <a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/tikaro/3538054079/in/set-72157618325409008/">careful, clever, and irregular repairs</a> made to the edges of the veranda brings to mind the "Repair Manifesto" that <a href="http://www.psfk.com/2009/03/the-repair-manifesto.html">modern nerds are promulgating</a>. Beautiful materials, carefully cared for, in a small, lovely environment? It's totally amazing.</li>
<li>The reason it's totally amazing is due to the dedicated work of a nonprofit group that took over a vandalized, under-maintained structure in the seventies and eighties, and loved it into the jewel that it is now.</li>
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<div style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/62631109@N00/3538057171" title="View 'Shofuso from across the pond' on Flickr.com"><img src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2450/3538057171_b9411bd874.jpg" alt="Shofuso from across the pond" border="0" width="500" height="500" /></a></div>

<p>You can see a few more pictures that I took <a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/tikaro/sets/72157618325409008/">on Flickr</a>, and you can read a lot more about the house on its website at <a href="http://www.shofuso.com">shofuso.com</a>.  I've reached out to them about visiting for Coworkout, and I really really hope that we can spend a day pretending that it's actually where we work.</p>

<p>I'm not quite sure how you manage yourself and your laptop when you can't lean up against the wall, but I look forward to figuring it out!</p>

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    <summary> Until I was six, my family lived in Austin, TX, because my parents were Official Scientific UFO Hunters. The folks at Project Starlight were really cool; I have shadowy four-year-old&apos;s memories of a group of tall, capable Texans in...</summary>
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<p>Until I was six, my family lived in Austin, TX, because my parents were <a href="http://www.tikaro.com/2008/01/my-dad-the-ufo-hunter.html">Official Scientific UFO Hunters</a>.  The folks at Project Starlight were really cool; I have shadowy four-year-old's memories of a group of tall, capable Texans in denim clothes pouring concrete, welding rebar, lighting campfires to heat up coffee, and moving heavy UFO-detection equipment around.</p>

<p>Kitty Bo was one of the Big Shadowy Grown-Ups that I remember especially fondly. Her blog is in my RSS feed.  I love glimpsing the slices of Texas that come through when she visits the rodeo with her Chihuahua Tink, and posts pictures.</p>

<p>As the father of a five-year-old girl, I especially like the images of Texas girlhood she catches:</p>

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<p>You can see a whole bunch of photos that she just uploaded <a href="http://texasplogzor.blogspot.com/">here on her blog</a>, each photo with interesting comments.  Go check them out!</p>

<p>This is one of the things that I think is most wonderful about blogging.  You get to see a different slice of the world through someone else's eyes.  But the glimpse you're given is not delivered in a carefully curated way.  When you're reading a book, you know that the author has thought very carefully about the impression they're going to give and you keep a weather eye out for the author's intention.  The informality and shorter timeframe of blogging -- well, it's more like you're looking through a window with that person, than that you're being told a story by that person.  You get to enjoy the view and the company, without there being the formal contract of a narrative.  Or something.  Anyhow, I love Kitty Bo's pictures and her comments.</p>

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