tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-43540656810224752182026-10-24T19:18:48.066-04:00Timmy's mission is to provide the world with a window of insight into what it is like living in Timmy's World. He will present you with random thoughts and the profound wisdom bestowed upon us by none other than Timmy himself. So stand back and prepare to be dazzled.Timmyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14366285479892032972noreply@blogger.comBlogger389125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4354065681022475218.post-77106920478067061522026-10-24T19:18:48.066-04:002026-10-24T19:18:48.066-04:00<h3 style="text-align: left;"><span style="color: #2b00fe; font-size: large;">&nbsp;I don't mind CHANGE,&nbsp;</span></h3><h3 style="text-align: left;"><span style="color: #2b00fe; font-size: large;">I just don't want to be there when it happens.</span></h3>Timmyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14366285479892032972noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4354065681022475218.post-56799405924421209512026-09-16T14:28:29.402-04:002026-09-16T14:29:39.089-04:00<p></p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi7Omnu5hG-vORn8rQQNn2N6wtsEab34altyY_jZwviniQolRvUnqQeffKlHYDSeUPkhiYs3B61sWZTF4BzdkDh-jMWdyeH1R5LWqaPhPhTNewcrOZIYyh7A_bLzEv6SlDnz3nlWJ64jAAwg-FH88BgyEc_6IIT72P3lN_Sq7owJzn6DLqx1fcjWIpgYbQ/s726/799859010_10243525072445718_917034278995076478_n.jpg" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="726" data-original-width="509" height="400" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi7Omnu5hG-vORn8rQQNn2N6wtsEab34altyY_jZwviniQolRvUnqQeffKlHYDSeUPkhiYs3B61sWZTF4BzdkDh-jMWdyeH1R5LWqaPhPhTNewcrOZIYyh7A_bLzEv6SlDnz3nlWJ64jAAwg-FH88BgyEc_6IIT72P3lN_Sq7owJzn6DLqx1fcjWIpgYbQ/w280-h400/799859010_10243525072445718_917034278995076478_n.jpg" width="280" /></a></div><br />&nbsp;<p></p>Timmyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14366285479892032972noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4354065681022475218.post-30135775424483896432026-05-19T17:25:22.425-04:002026-10-24T19:15:04.597-04:00<h2 style="text-align: left;"><span style="font-size: large;">Is this a&nbsp;<span style="background-color: white; color: #0a0a0a; font-family: &quot;Google Sans&quot;, Roboto, sans-serif;">Brazilian?</span></span></h2><div><span style="font-size: large;"><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><iframe allowfullscreen='allowfullscreen' webkitallowfullscreen='webkitallowfullscreen' mozallowfullscreen='mozallowfullscreen' width='320' height='266' src='https://www.blogger.com/video.g?token=AD6v5dyR71IU-drFWww2FIVIJ_C1js2n5vpxHYut5uGWO6Kx8lL29iEhXwDOYeEEb2iG5SNNtSFbc08ruOjeGct-Kw' class='b-hbp-video b-uploaded' frameborder='0'></iframe></div><br /><span style="background-color: white; color: #0a0a0a; font-family: &quot;Google Sans&quot;, Roboto, sans-serif;"><br /></span></span></div>Timmyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14366285479892032972noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4354065681022475218.post-30214414287101370292026-05-10T12:12:17.158-04:002026-05-10T12:12:20.483-04:00The law!<div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"> <a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/a/AVvXsEixPSjLxnkVCYVCpmcWbJBFjPfn7Lzyf3ErDnLUEZXF0fzG3Of35r41osed-1srFs7AlVxMmYzhvzgdDAEne9e0LOPiFE6mqPYVCj6p_XotIgrWMoCXIe7gyiaf2WD9MhNlUl_Df-dqr_cEArE1RMy-S2uxo7irc-LO-aPzu0yBritTQwjfL8fhq3lWhA0" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"> <img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/a/AVvXsEixPSjLxnkVCYVCpmcWbJBFjPfn7Lzyf3ErDnLUEZXF0fzG3Of35r41osed-1srFs7AlVxMmYzhvzgdDAEne9e0LOPiFE6mqPYVCj6p_XotIgrWMoCXIe7gyiaf2WD9MhNlUl_Df-dqr_cEArE1RMy-S2uxo7irc-LO-aPzu0yBritTQwjfL8fhq3lWhA0" width="400"> </a> </div><br></div>Timmyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14366285479892032972noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4354065681022475218.post-19010223655859499112026-05-06T08:04:00.003-04:002026-05-06T08:04:00.114-04:00<div style="text-align: left;"><span style="font-family: arial; font-size: small;">&nbsp;</span><span style="font-size: x-large;"><span style="background-color: #04ff00; font-family: arial;">I didn't take a coarse in short hand so I have no idea what all the kids are texting about these days.&nbsp;</span></span></div><div style="text-align: left;"><span style="background-color: #04ff00; font-size: x-large;"><span style="font-family: arial;"><br /></span><span style="font-family: arial;"><span id="docs-internal-guid-785fa251-7fff-91b3-00ca-1775ce4f062b"><span style="color: #0a0a0a; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-position: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space-collapse: preserve;">ttm rn bc ily, nvm jk y tmi. cu l8r.</span></span></span></span></div>Timmyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14366285479892032972noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4354065681022475218.post-38956228307628768052026-04-22T18:23:00.000-04:002026-04-22T18:23:00.115-04:00<p><span style="color: #274e13;">&nbsp;<span style="font-size: medium;"><b>Why do Gassers think they have the right to use my diesel pump? I don't use the gas pumps. Some days I feel like driving right over the little buggers!</b></span></span></p><p><br /></p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh9RHJb_wY88Fo1hMiTcSlqCuJsYfp9UZSjXf00n4EfvpTaqmjvBXZAohAmQueNfncvrvq0LXEPSVs9I6UPQzwqeKDNFiP-nArDqt0jmeL8L74w0FqFeoQTbquKIYTMzum7X5PqLHExv_zkoi0Uq9ixRmhl8z505M-ijVkBNclphzflSdAr6klWLvSVL90/s4032/20251015_170417.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="1816" data-original-width="4032" height="288" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh9RHJb_wY88Fo1hMiTcSlqCuJsYfp9UZSjXf00n4EfvpTaqmjvBXZAohAmQueNfncvrvq0LXEPSVs9I6UPQzwqeKDNFiP-nArDqt0jmeL8L74w0FqFeoQTbquKIYTMzum7X5PqLHExv_zkoi0Uq9ixRmhl8z505M-ijVkBNclphzflSdAr6klWLvSVL90/w640-h288/20251015_170417.jpg" width="640" /></a></div><br /><p></p>Timmyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14366285479892032972noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4354065681022475218.post-61152493728472201232026-04-08T11:45:00.000-04:002026-04-08T11:45:00.111-04:00Phone, Text, Email, Facebook, Instagram, and even TicTok. But my personal preferred method of communication is.......Venmo.<div><br></div><div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"> <a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/a/AVvXsEilAXWPI-41-33wTBUeizpR5KFKcLeiRcAr0VAjKs7znDfFZhYJU5Crtm_TtRFWwnQcm_zKfBH8Avt3WwnbYAnvMnboMrTr1f6a29S0DFLXw6N3cTlcyNiN2jMTsCs815I3H7URlDFzWiAJmjy75Buu8tQ75ccsmUPIabbey2OAv4RgLk6UFBEZcGbSiJI" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"> <img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/a/AVvXsEilAXWPI-41-33wTBUeizpR5KFKcLeiRcAr0VAjKs7znDfFZhYJU5Crtm_TtRFWwnQcm_zKfBH8Avt3WwnbYAnvMnboMrTr1f6a29S0DFLXw6N3cTlcyNiN2jMTsCs815I3H7URlDFzWiAJmjy75Buu8tQ75ccsmUPIabbey2OAv4RgLk6UFBEZcGbSiJI" width="400"> </a> </div><br></div>Timmyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14366285479892032972noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4354065681022475218.post-88529358243142242392026-04-01T13:29:00.001-04:002026-04-01T13:29:00.119-04:00<h3 style="text-align: left;">People say they put dogs in stollers cause they can't walk, but I've yet to see a fish in one.</h3><div><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiU8Kttp0zF12RqGSZd-sLeGt60fOwpqzKtloCZkmXi05p7OBk5KqgaNrGt8E7zDlHdxL4_HWSQvwyZAc_uMZwzANPJilmgDgmXMepVHki1Invv2L7gHAQiv26qEocw4JF5t_p6HXbr_UVHdyfj6GV4SmoiarefwF1X71Wu6GLA_mtsYA_kap73VMqAz_Q/s1408/fish%20stroller.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="768" data-original-width="1408" height="219" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiU8Kttp0zF12RqGSZd-sLeGt60fOwpqzKtloCZkmXi05p7OBk5KqgaNrGt8E7zDlHdxL4_HWSQvwyZAc_uMZwzANPJilmgDgmXMepVHki1Invv2L7gHAQiv26qEocw4JF5t_p6HXbr_UVHdyfj6GV4SmoiarefwF1X71Wu6GLA_mtsYA_kap73VMqAz_Q/w400-h219/fish%20stroller.jpg" width="400" /></a></div><br /><div><br /></div>Timmyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14366285479892032972noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4354065681022475218.post-2551449683557423512026-03-25T10:10:00.001-04:002026-03-25T10:10:00.116-04:00<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"> <a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/a/AVvXsEhNz33z6l6874luWo5EzEc05DCqbfOryfP8pP9hfxvNheqZ8mMv_EebVIuYa9KYXE86h1UP4TOrajh-D7lb_pcd6Gi9DdFs3ACezen2oaiLT0UqH1Ul3CNK_2cZ6dWX4mlyiun2qMIw0pkp8pvDk-xMMmdp_JOMc98G2h_mb9J6MwcDF8tl9WybDbRorjM" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"> <img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/a/AVvXsEhNz33z6l6874luWo5EzEc05DCqbfOryfP8pP9hfxvNheqZ8mMv_EebVIuYa9KYXE86h1UP4TOrajh-D7lb_pcd6Gi9DdFs3ACezen2oaiLT0UqH1Ul3CNK_2cZ6dWX4mlyiun2qMIw0pkp8pvDk-xMMmdp_JOMc98G2h_mb9J6MwcDF8tl9WybDbRorjM" width="400"> </a> </div><div><br></div><div>I tried putting my trash into this cute little trashcan, but I guess he wasn't hungry at the time.</div>Timmyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14366285479892032972noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4354065681022475218.post-30414807796486597412026-03-11T09:32:00.000-04:002026-03-11T09:32:00.122-04:00<p>&nbsp;</p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgua3Bu7w0gi03O18y900zCEdE-Dj2wyfEQPWVlrcbCOVCaOSsrHbDzixTmmcQl5NpPcQaipS_LJ-1dwZi3dh6ZFTYxZZGDofuYVUfRUxoJpIUX-e__efkeNPfNjvKgct93kw8IC5zR7i_JuLXVi3MDd-3Xls-84AlvFX1HP0atCFFbBGkLMn4uhL-UqOE/s1024/distressed%20jeans.png" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="1024" data-original-width="1024" height="320" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgua3Bu7w0gi03O18y900zCEdE-Dj2wyfEQPWVlrcbCOVCaOSsrHbDzixTmmcQl5NpPcQaipS_LJ-1dwZi3dh6ZFTYxZZGDofuYVUfRUxoJpIUX-e__efkeNPfNjvKgct93kw8IC5zR7i_JuLXVi3MDd-3Xls-84AlvFX1HP0atCFFbBGkLMn4uhL-UqOE/s320/distressed%20jeans.png" width="320" /></a></div><p><br /></p><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: medium;">I love my new jeans. Meet my designer.</span></div><p></p>Timmyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14366285479892032972noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4354065681022475218.post-48248297840183257022026-02-26T10:44:00.000-05:002026-02-26T10:44:44.026-05:00<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"> <a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/a/AVvXsEhP0K4Xz6IyuHM3PGqZmIFC4YEpOSWH6825b2dvAnitiCcgV0yODhyx-Ce6gRtt69YmBkyh-PxuyNGmQEMDTM33q5TGHNe9R3a028YTiMuGWo3fHRg9A8gak6YC7IrDRv_csr87fGu6T7Nokk6namLnXQVS24LgUjx6bURJy4v8ZPkTPDeN2NaJ4v9J63M" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"> <img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/a/AVvXsEhP0K4Xz6IyuHM3PGqZmIFC4YEpOSWH6825b2dvAnitiCcgV0yODhyx-Ce6gRtt69YmBkyh-PxuyNGmQEMDTM33q5TGHNe9R3a028YTiMuGWo3fHRg9A8gak6YC7IrDRv_csr87fGu6T7Nokk6namLnXQVS24LgUjx6bURJy4v8ZPkTPDeN2NaJ4v9J63M" width="400"> </a> </div><div><br></div><div>Who ever overcorrected Global Warming, please put it back the way it was.</div>Timmyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14366285479892032972noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4354065681022475218.post-65322756045774192762026-02-25T13:18:00.000-05:002026-02-25T13:18:00.112-05:00<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"> <a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/a/AVvXsEisLw3IZD5878Oc7hg6_sme8wcjZ4aiA6pqb0RwWB72TmSt06Z6y2KdZH-W9GijfRm96Sp-_XXiCfGpH9Qw8Uv5r8jqsXP2-SMCpj2JzrPJoNeef5HVCcVyTfoJsEBNwU9NsdIZ_FLST8hPLzOTOOedniQWonysMvB07oCGQ1e5MCeQaa0zMYis49jHu9s" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"> <img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/a/AVvXsEisLw3IZD5878Oc7hg6_sme8wcjZ4aiA6pqb0RwWB72TmSt06Z6y2KdZH-W9GijfRm96Sp-_XXiCfGpH9Qw8Uv5r8jqsXP2-SMCpj2JzrPJoNeef5HVCcVyTfoJsEBNwU9NsdIZ_FLST8hPLzOTOOedniQWonysMvB07oCGQ1e5MCeQaa0zMYis49jHu9s" width="400"> </a> </div>Timmyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14366285479892032972noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4354065681022475218.post-92045066670068045712026-02-11T07:31:00.000-05:002026-02-11T07:31:00.110-05:00<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"> <a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/a/AVvXsEgsUGXncSywAjygmbZNYqBhUfjrzZLqQ49Runpj0ta8NKNNRrEbYMON6n_t__y41KHJnylskUPIfIe_jvBxHRkl8bUGtvWX6FlGHz7qEqY2ucoGT_9aVaE0FCRepdgTL9rPFJPhRKR6zKNv37a_0hC7IfHiZpNf3ajttt067IaUfegd-7043KZnaiCdQro" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"> <img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/a/AVvXsEgsUGXncSywAjygmbZNYqBhUfjrzZLqQ49Runpj0ta8NKNNRrEbYMON6n_t__y41KHJnylskUPIfIe_jvBxHRkl8bUGtvWX6FlGHz7qEqY2ucoGT_9aVaE0FCRepdgTL9rPFJPhRKR6zKNv37a_0hC7IfHiZpNf3ajttt067IaUfegd-7043KZnaiCdQro" width="400"> </a> </div><div>How far back do we go to blame our problem with Social Media?</div>Timmyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14366285479892032972noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4354065681022475218.post-11322969164256682672026-02-06T12:11:00.002-05:002026-02-06T12:11:40.817-05:00<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgMQWUt4JO8yBSjbQ7nEOl70HXeX6O-aogxpCzgCNqVsf3xOphaDzzeIGiK93zPN7NL9VKT9ugtzatZrJ8jAWIC2-1EJGKJb2J_M2XKIKcfgx52IxvPVV5l-3qYs0bVNPRSCHNIFm3NJCX_5dQTCzxco6NZsPRxbWeG4jKwB7dgbThe2Ai1eYN5t_0LvE0/s2456/20260129_190615~3.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="2456" data-original-width="1816" height="400" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgMQWUt4JO8yBSjbQ7nEOl70HXeX6O-aogxpCzgCNqVsf3xOphaDzzeIGiK93zPN7NL9VKT9ugtzatZrJ8jAWIC2-1EJGKJb2J_M2XKIKcfgx52IxvPVV5l-3qYs0bVNPRSCHNIFm3NJCX_5dQTCzxco6NZsPRxbWeG4jKwB7dgbThe2Ai1eYN5t_0LvE0/w296-h400/20260129_190615~3.jpg" width="296" /></a></div><br /><p></p><h2 style="text-align: left;"><span style="font-family: &quot;Google Sans Text&quot;; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-weight: 400; vertical-align: baseline; white-space-collapse: preserve;"><span style="font-size: medium;">If a dog's mom is female (which of course she is), then technically she is a bitch—that's the correct term. </span></span></h2><br />&nbsp;<p></p>Timmyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14366285479892032972noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4354065681022475218.post-51842836558755081612026-01-18T21:09:00.001-05:002026-01-18T21:09:00.115-05:00<b>Chess teaches us about reality. Whereas only the female can do whatever she wants</b>.<div><br /></div><div><div> <a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/a/AVvXsEinD5HKZ07bXOjao2pCHcz5MnML0sDFoXTeciuAUWu0I5ztBRpORX4BeesPzaIQsngE1rDloJRQw5QQyHQGIuSyENPjGgiXwW7z5LL23CD722FZxIMnd3qPgAeZ78ahYLh5ooMOTChdxYqKowvdN1WzCLBp279bjSnm74sWZlaTZ2RuleguRiUBfds7xXg"> <img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/a/AVvXsEinD5HKZ07bXOjao2pCHcz5MnML0sDFoXTeciuAUWu0I5ztBRpORX4BeesPzaIQsngE1rDloJRQw5QQyHQGIuSyENPjGgiXwW7z5LL23CD722FZxIMnd3qPgAeZ78ahYLh5ooMOTChdxYqKowvdN1WzCLBp279bjSnm74sWZlaTZ2RuleguRiUBfds7xXg" width="400" /> </a> </div><br /></div><div><br /></div>Timmyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14366285479892032972noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4354065681022475218.post-45325311188249529122026-01-18T10:32:18.420-05:002026-01-18T10:33:01.939-05:00<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"> <a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/a/AVvXsEgL7_eqrUlkVtsHsYKAeVUxNH95YlROvYRpqj-xMtP1JC_vNFtrtzC45zPxrZPttJQOGWNvfDbBxI00NVTV5qRTNm_fx_faDmeM8SBUlRUOBiSIrMhuQBQX7ShQ8B5qGPoE4VKuqhc11e3VnY1SBOINK0j3QKOUgC9nppwNr3pOim60IIScJe3B5pacTO8" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"> <img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/a/AVvXsEgL7_eqrUlkVtsHsYKAeVUxNH95YlROvYRpqj-xMtP1JC_vNFtrtzC45zPxrZPttJQOGWNvfDbBxI00NVTV5qRTNm_fx_faDmeM8SBUlRUOBiSIrMhuQBQX7ShQ8B5qGPoE4VKuqhc11e3VnY1SBOINK0j3QKOUgC9nppwNr3pOim60IIScJe3B5pacTO8" width="400"> </a> </div><div><br></div><div>People skiing at Key West Florida. Without snow your skis wear down to nothing in a hurry.</div>Timmyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14366285479892032972noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4354065681022475218.post-49612837354260544132026-01-10T08:04:00.006-05:002026-01-10T08:47:54.481-05:00<p></p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjFLFr3rifO6hRy63fwarx5oR5djadQOJyV8lVrwIEeSCHo6kdBJQ0sXZAvz6Dj4lKOk6z527oyVwYcKD3asHNMjSN_xO6TjGRTc5udXOjFV5aahA-7ysScKSDzF4ZhRvMNDkkQ9xKRAEFZaPaygFjVzQYOTbUVwZuFSKrJp3SycL6X104EC3ieFkuBQBY/s1024/whistle_gunfight.png" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="1024" data-original-width="1024" height="400" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjFLFr3rifO6hRy63fwarx5oR5djadQOJyV8lVrwIEeSCHo6kdBJQ0sXZAvz6Dj4lKOk6z527oyVwYcKD3asHNMjSN_xO6TjGRTc5udXOjFV5aahA-7ysScKSDzF4ZhRvMNDkkQ9xKRAEFZaPaygFjVzQYOTbUVwZuFSKrJp3SycL6X104EC3ieFkuBQBY/w400-h400/whistle_gunfight.png" width="400" /></a></div><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: large;">The moral of the story is…Don’t bring a whistle to a gun fight.</span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><p></p>Timmyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14366285479892032972noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4354065681022475218.post-82381052127359013892025-11-05T16:47:00.001-05:002025-11-05T16:47:00.113-05:00<p>A word of advice: If you think ordering from the McDonald's App will get you faster service, you are in for a big surprise. You will be LAST in line to get served.&nbsp;</p><p>The order in which they serve their customers is as follows.</p><p></p><ol style="text-align: left;"><li>First in line will be the people in the Drive-thru.</li><li>Next will be counter service customers.</li><li>Last will be those of us who used the App, and only after several customers from the other groups have been taken care of first<br /></li></ol>Of course, this is if they didn't lose your order to begin with.&nbsp;<p></p><p><br /></p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiPTMamc6JipC0EFjc9hx63WQ2bDMpNCwGfYXRdImGmH5hQpEMhJg05yi7gi0G62K5mYR7khurevFf-1zyfd0x00hZvhyphenhyphenMtztERYUMETqppZqBvMTysOlxJ9mCxRs5oU9Lvq9mZ9IiV5qkl_wbM3DOBGoxAVICffqjE-3PKz0Bi-Ft8DOS09UGDT4unFC4/s296/mcdonalds.jfif" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="170" data-original-width="296" height="170" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiPTMamc6JipC0EFjc9hx63WQ2bDMpNCwGfYXRdImGmH5hQpEMhJg05yi7gi0G62K5mYR7khurevFf-1zyfd0x00hZvhyphenhyphenMtztERYUMETqppZqBvMTysOlxJ9mCxRs5oU9Lvq9mZ9IiV5qkl_wbM3DOBGoxAVICffqjE-3PKz0Bi-Ft8DOS09UGDT4unFC4/s1600/mcdonalds.jfif" width="296" /></a></div><br /><p></p>Timmyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14366285479892032972noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4354065681022475218.post-91003377799760929072025-10-27T15:08:00.010-04:002025-10-27T16:34:47.494-04:00<h2 style="text-align: left;">&nbsp;I feel safe knowing that I will not be deported.&nbsp; My car has a built-in ICE detection system.</h2><p><br /></p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiLEhmqF6veHFP82Qt3kyamjpsbfGLZArsJdDU3QvQrqnmQ6zyUGP045RADifiij_WEznGySKh0IG8VoWol-5sT3R0vpZ8UUJLMtyTlYRaaOyDjhipz4bIK1qiVkGEpWd_Jl8ByQwfTAWQzAdQ8Z6GlPBg0UmUbQp-zceBMD1Oeu_EywmohVk3Cv0MwxkA/s2230/ice.jpg" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="1639" data-original-width="2230" height="294" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiLEhmqF6veHFP82Qt3kyamjpsbfGLZArsJdDU3QvQrqnmQ6zyUGP045RADifiij_WEznGySKh0IG8VoWol-5sT3R0vpZ8UUJLMtyTlYRaaOyDjhipz4bIK1qiVkGEpWd_Jl8ByQwfTAWQzAdQ8Z6GlPBg0UmUbQp-zceBMD1Oeu_EywmohVk3Cv0MwxkA/w400-h294/ice.jpg" width="400" /></a></div><br /><p></p>Timmyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14366285479892032972noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4354065681022475218.post-57961189448177438832025-09-24T14:48:00.003-04:002025-09-24T14:55:13.586-04:00<div> <a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/a/AVvXsEgcNyJxw7XFnUKFNxiy7YXxuPNSSZP_RrmKvRK0S-tSPaPsN7QgJDwDAMfOFRh53L4JJr-EYJcJnrFy9LXrXXH4uqJOMzVORVoFvGM1eUKJt2wmXMoIzrd6lfMlfcC_bvzpiExgQJaMZ555zcgOrpntQ35ufLJcCKtjig9KhOdAsgKJDBIcQMS-pNZWrt0"> <img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/a/AVvXsEgcNyJxw7XFnUKFNxiy7YXxuPNSSZP_RrmKvRK0S-tSPaPsN7QgJDwDAMfOFRh53L4JJr-EYJcJnrFy9LXrXXH4uqJOMzVORVoFvGM1eUKJt2wmXMoIzrd6lfMlfcC_bvzpiExgQJaMZ555zcgOrpntQ35ufLJcCKtjig9KhOdAsgKJDBIcQMS-pNZWrt0" width="400"> </a> </div><div><br></div><div><b>Warning: If you're pet ends up dead, it wasn't smart enough</b>.</div>Timmyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14366285479892032972noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4354065681022475218.post-6309292332991783132025-09-17T09:19:00.005-04:002025-09-17T09:19:00.126-04:00<h3 style="text-align: left;">&nbsp;Biden was like a Venus flytrap, attracting illegal aliens into our country. Look at the end result.</h3><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgii9SMaAPxtSa0n5_QNI8S7ZfWeyaItdP56rKi_gW1P1B4oaKezD3xLScrV46tGfIBZaTLB4x-AcJ2bzJy_nb1VKdkOBH1xoZHtW6MeeO2l4JeVKUlCi0Rxl3bwenUi_5x-H2jBOQxjkSSF_WEsASAWipInoYkKiYp_rT-sVmBftWUW1ymFaP8HCiIaQE/s695/flytrap.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="610" data-original-width="695" height="281" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgii9SMaAPxtSa0n5_QNI8S7ZfWeyaItdP56rKi_gW1P1B4oaKezD3xLScrV46tGfIBZaTLB4x-AcJ2bzJy_nb1VKdkOBH1xoZHtW6MeeO2l4JeVKUlCi0Rxl3bwenUi_5x-H2jBOQxjkSSF_WEsASAWipInoYkKiYp_rT-sVmBftWUW1ymFaP8HCiIaQE/s320/flytrap.jpg" width="320" /></a></div><br />Timmyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14366285479892032972noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4354065681022475218.post-89243696759267184782025-09-06T09:30:00.002-04:002025-09-06T09:30:18.362-04:00<p>&nbsp;</p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgSsUq_v4bk9k6_KcedWEFzB9RKtpEWWZwYllAXspGwxl1VkuMyrxlONTOO-DEp7NEYwcGVVdMU442-NU_qE8Bn7XbgITCj5g1G4AoFobBrnLJEh0h67LI7-K5n1moSwclfK62WnAJTC2bVJ6dyT-u0a6DJK2qH6MVqwmC4LJCJrO0ZCfThpI5ao6VWKZ4/s800/colorblind.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="800" data-original-width="800" height="320" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgSsUq_v4bk9k6_KcedWEFzB9RKtpEWWZwYllAXspGwxl1VkuMyrxlONTOO-DEp7NEYwcGVVdMU442-NU_qE8Bn7XbgITCj5g1G4AoFobBrnLJEh0h67LI7-K5n1moSwclfK62WnAJTC2bVJ6dyT-u0a6DJK2qH6MVqwmC4LJCJrO0ZCfThpI5ao6VWKZ4/s320/colorblind.jpg" width="320" /></a></div><br /><p></p>Timmyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14366285479892032972noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4354065681022475218.post-5534343050681850992025-08-29T14:00:00.006-04:002025-08-29T14:00:00.126-04:00<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"> <a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/a/AVvXsEiEjSy-xeEKaIodM5a4Kintz-Qx7lnBpwa1i5qJa3Q6uyc4s-R-1PyeoSfDVeb0xhv31RlqkUIyxiT__oVhiX12LIW1OB0BniRKTbU0Pv1rNh-WBfDXmqbpgqglBnOnq5OyCJ90W2Q-yE_w-kPF3p_1vWLtRVBMqJzDGD_W5U-U4Zyqw6pcX2Qe4SolEmo" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"> <img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/a/AVvXsEiEjSy-xeEKaIodM5a4Kintz-Qx7lnBpwa1i5qJa3Q6uyc4s-R-1PyeoSfDVeb0xhv31RlqkUIyxiT__oVhiX12LIW1OB0BniRKTbU0Pv1rNh-WBfDXmqbpgqglBnOnq5OyCJ90W2Q-yE_w-kPF3p_1vWLtRVBMqJzDGD_W5U-U4Zyqw6pcX2Qe4SolEmo" width="400" /> </a> </div><div><br /></div><div>The news media should focus on current events instead of their idiotic guesses of what they think may or may not happen sometime in the future. Just stick to the news, keep your opinions to yourself!</div>Timmyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14366285479892032972noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4354065681022475218.post-87511838054793044342025-08-13T10:00:00.001-04:002025-08-13T10:00:00.110-04:00<div><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/a/AVvXsEjvVcD2FpsMvrP7f0Yp0fxoV0xJNuRUF2UgzOKqJOYqd4p0SchIijn_VZzA0Rxwamrzw4Ut5i5rrnbKIHOTwXKxmici9ymtHIHbzOokC6ULZZH2yKOKhOM9RN_T4qbfp5WJx1B-TprgmwLsLpfQmvsxMwn9p6VO4Z4JJ72ueTJUahUVuIO-VyXL9d8sTA0" width="400"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/a/AVvXsEjvVcD2FpsMvrP7f0Yp0fxoV0xJNuRUF2UgzOKqJOYqd4p0SchIijn_VZzA0Rxwamrzw4Ut5i5rrnbKIHOTwXKxmici9ymtHIHbzOokC6ULZZH2yKOKhOM9RN_T4qbfp5WJx1B-TprgmwLsLpfQmvsxMwn9p6VO4Z4JJ72ueTJUahUVuIO-VyXL9d8sTA0"> </a> </div><div><br></div><div>Restaurants are kind enough to give you a convenient tip calculation at the bottom of your receipt. But beware, it may include the tax, service charges, convenience fee, transaction fee, and surcharges in the total for tips.</div>Timmyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14366285479892032972noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4354065681022475218.post-46361978766690811932025-08-06T07:33:00.002-04:002025-08-06T07:34:29.142-04:00<div> <a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/a/AVvXsEjISF0xU-QWzW-BU17vCu2BjX9jJadCP2LhSOfEazI3xs1XW97lCFgo0g8H7QHeUAfM0wbYR1-A5QW0ViSUH4RxYNruBgYUnmwu4MpQndRChbY3gVHHKUP84HGyGJ9Uj-uRfo4wngf39Ncwk41yRrm5vQ3AYM3fR4S83GMeCFHDZpSS0TRyPB8CAQKd88o"> <img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/a/AVvXsEjISF0xU-QWzW-BU17vCu2BjX9jJadCP2LhSOfEazI3xs1XW97lCFgo0g8H7QHeUAfM0wbYR1-A5QW0ViSUH4RxYNruBgYUnmwu4MpQndRChbY3gVHHKUP84HGyGJ9Uj-uRfo4wngf39Ncwk41yRrm5vQ3AYM3fR4S83GMeCFHDZpSS0TRyPB8CAQKd88o" width="400"> </a> </div><div><br></div><div>Tariffs just make you pay extra for things that you shouldn't be buying anyway.&nbsp;</div><div><br></div><div><b>Buy American!</b></div><div><br></div><div><br><div><br></div><div><br></div></div>Timmyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14366285479892032972noreply@blogger.com0