DO NOT HAVE SEX WITH YOUR SIGNIFICANT OTHER WHEN THEY ARE IN A COMA! Ok… that’s first off. Reason being that it can cause you a crap load of humiliation.

Next… if something drives you to make whoopy with your comatose love, PLEASE sweep the room for hidden cameras. This is key, because it can become a valuable piece of evidence in the case against you in a court of law… wink!

FINALLY… in my LIFE I would never consider having sex with someone who is unable to consent to it (whether that means piss drunk, passed out, in a coma, etc…). That should be LOGICAL! But when I read things like this “Court Slams WI Cops In Coma Sex Case” it makes me sick! I don’t want to hear that he was lonely, or needed to get his rocks off! BULLSHIT!

If you feel the urge and your significant other is unavailable for the forseeable future… go out there and find a suitable substitute DAMNIT!

I’m gone!

(Thanks to the homie Bin Lavan for this article)

We are fastly approaching the year 2009. Why is this significant? Because it has been 144 years since slavery ended, which was supposed to signify the mental shift away from racism in North America.

Although, many states in the union have come a long way in their treatment of people of color, the evil still remains and rears its ugly head every now and again.

Most recently a University of Texas football player named Buck Burnette garnered national attention for making racist comments. Burnette admitted to updating his FaceBook status to read “all the hunters gather up, we have a #$%&er in the whitehouse” shortly after Barack Obama was elected president of the U.S. Consequently, he was dismissed from the team.

THEN… (as if that wasn’t enough) while I was reading the New York Times on Tuesday (because I try and get my education on every so often) I came across an article about Southern politics where a gentleman (and I use the term loosely) Don Dollar (the administrative assistant at City Hall in a small Alabama city) said that anyone not upset with Mr. Obama’s victory should seek religious forgiveness. WTF!!!

PEOPLE… we’re talking about something very simple here… complexion! Why is that a reason to HATE or DISLIKE anyone? Everyone in this country (probably even the world) has many shades in their lineage. We’re all one big melting pot of cultures, races and scoio-economic backgrounds.

Cut the B.S. and get busy LOVIN you senseless BASTARDS!

Vitamin V

Have a great time today (and night). Just steer clear of any BIG ASS pumkins as they may prove hazardous to your health!

Vitamin V

Here’s a random forward I received today that I thought you’d all enjoy.

A bus stops and 2 Italian men get on. They sit down and engage in an animated conversation.

The lady sitting next to them ignores them at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of them say the following:‘

“Emma come first. Den I come. Den two asses come together. I come once-a-more! Two asses, they come together again. I come again and pee twice. Then I come one lasta time.”

The lady can’t take this any more,
“You foul-mouthed sex obsessed pig,” she retorted indignantly.
“In this country. we don’t speak aloud in Public places about our sex lives.”

“Hey, coola down lady,’” said the man. “Who talkin’ abouta sex? I’m a justa tellin’ my frienda how to spell ‘ Mississippi.”

$5.00 says you’re gonna read this again you dirty minded person you!

Vitamin V

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Vitamin V

PLEASE take a look at this video. It’s long, so if you want to get straight to it start watching at 2:00 minutes. I’m sure you’re going to ask yourself “WHY would she do such a thing?”

Just knowing the very basics of gravity and being honest with oneself would deter any half witted person from attempting this. I guess common sense is really not all that common.

Wait for the post-ass busting performance. That’s the real money shot!

ENJOY!

Thanks Beris Yawdsman

Vitamin V

Hot damn! Obama needs to give Hayden some $ for this spot. It’s the best campaign ad (although seemingly of the viral variety) that I’ve seen this election season.

Oh and can I get a “Damn Baby you fine” from the congregation?

Thanks for the lead J. Greene

Vitamin V

A most radical individual out in Venice, CA is placing flags on unsuspecting turds to show his opinion of John McCain.

Not only is he making art out of random turds, but he’s also giving passerby’s a clearer warning of these random street poops (yes that is the plural) so they don’t have messy shoes.

As grotesque as the idea of poop is, it’s even dirtier when you add a splash of McCain on top.

Check out the full set of pics for the Poop Parade here

Vitamin V

NEVER piss off an architecht. Because then you get stuff like this. 

I just picture someone jogging by training for a marathon or something. Then they come across that first penis shadow and all of a sudden all that determinantion and concentration they had is immediately gone.

Now they’re forced to slow to a hobbled walk while they laugh uncontrolably all the way down Penis Lane.

Nice one L. Tao

Vitamin V

This might be scary to some, but to me it’s all the more attractive! Go Palin, Go Palin!

Although, I doubt she’d be able to serve this country as a Vice President (let alone President) I still think she gets the award for Political MILF of the Year.

Check out www.FrighteningProspect.com for how you can wheat paste your own posters around your town. Of course… I accept no responsibility for any illegal acts any of my readers commit.

Thanks for enlightening me J. Greene

Vitamin V