The one adventure of Adelaide Parker

MOVING MOVING MOOOVING

Mon, 16 Apr 2012 10:04:05 GMT

Just like Grandpa listens too

Mon, 09 Apr 2012 07:11:00 GMT

SFX: GLUB GLUB ANOTHER MILLION GLUBS
Sam: Ahh! Wow just like Grandpa listens to.
Rachel: You must have a fuckin' great 'pa then! One who don't listen to the shit songs on the radio, anyways.
SFX: ~♫

so punk rock

Fri, 06 Apr 2012 09:15:00 GMT

Distant, from Adelaide's room: Save us! Help us!
Rachel sings in the foreground: You tried and tried but you're a flop
You're thirty five still pushing a mop
No time to cop do the cretin hop
Bop 'til you drop
Bop 'til you drop

Burninate

Sun, 01 Apr 2012 08:26:00 GMT

A cute little anthropomorphic cat: Your smog factories are killing the whimsy trees of kids hopes and dreams!
One dimensional bishonen: But I can't profit off a whimsy tree!
(THEN THERE'S FIRE AND HE FLAMETHROWERS FUCKING EVERYTHING.)
From the computer: Nooooo! Help! The tree! Stop him!
(And all Adelaide Parker can do is gasp because she is so turned on right now.)

THE ONE NOVEL OF ADELAIDE PARKER

Sun, 01 Apr 2012 01:13:00 GMT

Adelaide Parker
Chapter #4: Real Fun

It was a dark, lonely night. Adelaide Parker was at her computer, showing no signs of breaking her bad habit. She was watching a movie. The man in the movie spoke of the evils he created in the world. That world was an evil place, crafted in his own image for his own nefarious purposes. Something about it made Adelaide so hot under the collar.
Then he said to her “Miss Adelaide, won’t you come into my world?”
Adelaide didn’t know what she’d heard for a moment. She chose to ignore it, before the man in the computer pushed his face up really close to the screen.
“I said, Adelaide, won’t you come into my world?”
She blushed. Was that really an invite?
“Yes” Adelaide mumbled, as if somebody was listening in. She felt a strange pulling sensation, and suddenly she was there, in the arms of her beloved bishonen.
“My dear, we will turn this world into a miracle together” he said, holding her close and then having sex with her.

But he lied, he threw her into an engine as a source of fuel.

<3 it

Fri, 30 Mar 2012 22:45:00 GMT

(Adelaide Parker is alone in her room, watching the computer screen)
SFX: Wooooooooo Wooooo
(Close up of the computer screen, shows some bishonen standing in the middle of a desolate cityscape)
Mysterious attractive man: We live in a greedy world. One which is selfish and evil... And I... <3 it!

Real Fun cover

Fri, 30 Mar 2012 06:07:00 GMT

Mission: Adelaide Parker
>Real Fun<

Adelaide Parker in love!

Tue, 27 Mar 2012 10:34:00 GMT

N/A

Monkey Shines

Sat, 17 Mar 2012 09:15:00 GMT

Adelaide: Monkey Shines is my best friend!
(She sees Monkey Shines has made a post bashing her OTP!)
Adelaide: I hate Monkey Shines!

Reboot your life!

Fri, 16 Mar 2012 03:23:00 GMT

Sam: Then i'll help you reboot your life!
(On the computer screen, there is a picture of Pinkie Pie with the caption "Friendship is magic!")
Adventure #1: End!

Handshake on it.

Thu, 15 Mar 2012 08:27:00 GMT

Sam: Do I need to spell it out?
SFX: Whump
Adelaide: No... you're also pretty cool. And maybe I should get out more.
(HAND [handshake] SHAKE!)

Delightful photography

Sun, 11 Mar 2012 07:25:00 GMT

(Adelaide reflects on amuteur photography and how brilliant it made her look)
Adelaide: After seeing how I acted toward that child...
Sam: You gave away your pony! That you did buy yourself! It was cool!

Oh eM Gee

Sat, 10 Mar 2012 08:57:00 GMT

(Sam envisions Adelaide running over a small child in a steamroller.)
Sam: I thought the worst would happen! But it didn't. So I got you a gift!
(In Sam's hands is a Fluttershy!)
Adelaide: What? Why? Oh eM Gee!
Sam: I just said why...
Adelaide: Wait. No. I can't.

A camera flash!

Sat, 25 Feb 2012 06:15:00 GMT

SFX: FLASH
Adelaide: A camera? No!
(She drops the pony!)

Hey Geoff move it

Tue, 21 Feb 2012 11:00:00 GMT

Sam: Hey Geoff move it.
Geoff: Hey stop
(His speech bubble goes off screen. Sam pushes him away.)
Sam: I want pics of this!
(She grabs a phone out of her shirt)
Geoff: !@#
(Things are viewed from the camera. Inside it says o REC, 06:37, Video mode, and + ---- -)
General somebody: Hey!