Miss Ashleigh has been pissing off and offending the general public for many years.  If you Google her name, you may come across youtube videos of her unique spoken-word performances, various commentary on bullshit, news paper articles and even some nudies!

Thats neither here or there. The latest forum for Miss Ashleigh’s mental riots is The Miss Ashleigh Show on internet-radio station KUMSfm, Friday and Saturday evenings at 6pm. You can never tell what Ashleigh is going to say next. That alone makes her show the most unique of KUMSfm’s line up of hard-hitting shows. You’ll hear subject matter that ranges from smoking weed while having sex, to licking baby-juice off a females face after sex! Last year, she had the one-and-only Brotha Lynch Hung as a special guest…needless to say, she made HIM blush! One listener says, “She’s raw and uncut and she’ll talk about things that people only talk about amongst themselves. When I first listened, I couldn’t believe what I was hearing!”.
This is your warning: If you are easily offended or don’t like sexual or drug related humor, please do not tune in on Friday/Saturday, 6pm Pacific.

“I hope your hearts are filling with hate, as fast as mine does on a daily basis…“. – Miss Ashleigh

You can follow Miss AShleigh on twitter: http://www.twitter.com/missashleigh916

Such is the case with Sacramento’s own mic controller, Mahtie Bush’s latest LP, Backpackramento. This LP delivers what hip hop purists have been thirsting for since the bling era descended upon us, and emcees, take note, THIS is how to deliver a solid album with alienating your core audience! The album boasts a healthy array of production from such as, Chase Moore, Styles 1001, M.I.Geezus, Mic Jordan, DJ Filth and a slew of others – and special guest features….however, not an overdose of features. Rap (particularly west coast) artists are all-too-focused on having features without first establishing themselves as strong soloists! Cameos from Keith Murray (whoa), Chino XL, The Alumni, Wyzdom of Verbal Venom, Flo Montana and Young Cee are very well selected. Every guest spits flawlessly and isn’t overexposed, leaving the artist room to do what he/she does best; entertain us. THAT’S how you do a solo album, fellas!

The track I cant stop knocking is the third, and one of the strongest tracks,  “Get Low”. Paying homage to The City of Trees, the break beat smacks the shit out of you and reminds you that Styles 1001 did NOT come to fuck around! I want to see Mahtie perform this song live and watch the crowd brock-out (I will be right there, going dumb)! “I’m from a place that aint safe, Blacks and Ese’s, Russians and Asians will bury you like Dorothea Puente!” How can you go wrong with that? Slapping the face of those who mock the cultural hip hoppers known as ‘backpackers’.

Backpackramento has something for everyone, including concepts (I know what you’re thinking. concepts in music? weird). From the knocker mentioned above, to disturbing drug ballads like “Doing Fine”. Ladies, Mahtie doesn’t forget about you either! The dance-floor heavy “Yes” (featuring Young Cee, Wyzdom, and Keith Murray) will give you that wind in your waist, while “Out of Reach” is that super-ballad. I’m not really a fan of ballads, but they are an essential component in any hip hop album. Maybe something  for you female fans to finger-bang yourselves to…? Finally, “Is She Out There?” is the classic, radio-friendly-finger-banger…and by the end of this track, I’m convinced that Mahtie Bush wants a serious relationship with a girl with healthy masturbatory habits! ha!

Backpackramento is available online @

http://Mahtiebush.blogspot.com
http://Myspace.com/Mahtiebush916

Street release date: Friday, Jan 29th.
Retailed by:
Dimple Records
R5 Records
The Beat

I’m going to go on an old man rant here; Whats wrong with you young people in the music business these days? Since when did actually learning an instrument become such a wretched thing? And a lot of you stupid fucks reading this think that you’re too good to open your mind/ears and hear some REAL music. Don’t give mi that look, you ugly fuck! Sit the fuck down and act right before I make you pick a switch off that tree in the back yard.

Whew! Now that that’s out of mi system! Please feel free to download the awesome works of the musical duo “J*Davey”. This past December 25th, they released a 5 track collection for free, on one of mi favorite music websites; bandcamp!

Moving on. The production work of Miss Jack Davey & Brook D’Leau is new and refreshing! They don’t over use the same synths or even user popular sounds that the rest of you fucktard producers use. No sir!

Everything from the melodies, to the time-signatures, to the tempos, are all outside of what most listeners would call “normal”. J*Davey is not afraid to push the envelope. On mi favorite track, “Permission”, Miss Jack reminds mi of a young Starleana Young as she belts out “I dont wanna ask for your permission, baby/maybe you should cut it out”. The production on this song alone is worth the $0.oo price tag (why are you still reading this? its a friggin FREE download). The whole song progresses along with the drum track (something rap producers forgot how to do, but electronic music have understood for ages) which keeps you tapping your funky toes! Go get the album. If you forgot how to click links…here it is: http://jdavey.bandcamp.com

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In beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria.
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darkgracie
I can’t count the number of orgasms but this has been a great NYE.
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TheALReza
#WeCantDate <– Obviously being trended by single people & too stuck up to realize their own pathetic rules are making others run from them.
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Trending topics that are misspelled make me weep for humanity…
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It baffles me that U would have thought it B any different.U created the cheater that he is~u allowed him 2B a cheater.U made it easy 4 him.
10:06 AM Dec 14th, 2009 from web

New Video from the Homie Doey Rock!

Directed and edited by Brandon Garcia
Director of Photography – Cesar Froylan
Gaffer – Ricardo Saldana
Shot on Location in Sacramento, California

916junglist presents “DRUMMER BOYS”
Jungle, Drum n Bass, Dubstep, Hip Hop, Reggae, Freestyle, Booty Bass, Electro Funk, B boy Breaks etc etc etc…

Saturday 12/12/09
DRUMMER BOYS
916junglist celebrates 11 years.

UP:
Machete – Respect LA
Kiro – Infected Logic
Evolve – Corrosive

DOWN:
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Tofu – 916junglist
B-Side – 916junglist

Hosted by: Skurge, Entitee, Intellekt MC

Sponsors: UnitedState, Kryptonite

A/V production by:
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additional production by: Whores

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1. including your OWN USERNAME on a Follow Friday post.
unless it is a RETWEET of another user, including your own username in your HUGE list of names to follow is repetitive and just dumb. did you know that your name is ALREADY included in that list? how? because ITS POSTED BY YOU, dumbass!! FUCK! rappers are especially guilty of this, because they believe that including their own name will get them more followers. oh what a tangled web they weave…

2. incorrect spelling (c’mon yall. its getting out of hand)
listen! im not stickler for correct-spelling. i use words like “yall, sup, mi, tho, crackin, sittin, bro, breh, etc…”, but i also enjoi KNOWING what the fuck someone is saying whilst reading mi timeline! constantly seeing shit like “tanite we r purformin @ da sylk. hit me ^ 2 get own da guesslist, breh” makes mi want to cry. as i type this, mi good friend said something about the “ressesion” (recession). this type of incorrect spelling should be corrected. though its socially acceptable to be the “cool guy” who doesnt give a shit about grammer and spelling, fans who know youre intelligent enough to at least press the SPELL-CHECK button, may respect you that much more! check out the twitter page a highly popular emcee named Doey Rock. a good balance of wisdom, slang, promotion and correct spelling! =0)

3. incorrect use of HASHTAGS (the # you see attached to certain words)
hashtags.org defines a hashtag: Hashtags are a community-driven convention for adding additional context and metadata to your tweets. They’re like tags on Flickr, only added inline to your post. You create a hashtag simply by prefixing a word with a hash symbol: #hashtag. heres a direct quote from thenextweb.com that fits perfectly:

There seems to be a misguided assumption among some Twitterers that in order for their tweet to show up in searches it needs to be filled with hashtags. It’s not uncommon to see these people write things like “I just tried to use #iPhone #Tweetdeck but it kept #crashing. Back to #Tweetie I go”.

Besides being ugly, this peppering of hashtags through tweets is just pointless. Anyone monitoring Twitter for mentions of the keywords mentioned here will see this tweet regardless of unsightly hashes. A search for “Tweetdeck” will show up all mentions of both “Tweetdeck” and “#tweetdeck”. By using hashtags, all you’re doing is using up your 140 character limit pointlessly.

in other words. filling your post with userless hashtags will NOT get you more followers. unless you can tell mi what META-DATA is, chances are, you dont even KNOW what a hashtag really is used for.

thank you thenextweb.com! i #couldnt have #typed it #better!

more to come as i find more annoyances. i LoVe you guys, but sometimes, as a culture – we hip hoppers look pretty fucking stupid when it comes to the things we do or say on the interweb. i say “we”, because im guilty of it too (just read more of mi blog). can we all step our game up?

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douchebag-refill (plural douchebag-refills)

1. (US, slang) An uber-jerk; a mean or the dumbest mother fucker youve seen in a while.

   That douchebag-refill stole Taylor Swifts moment!!

   Why doesn’t that man admit that he likes fat girls? He’s a fucking douchebag-refill.

So, we already use the word “douchebag” to refer to an idiot. But what do you can an idiot that just takes being an idiot too far?
What do you calll an asshole who yells stupid shit at the president during a speech? What do you call a young and washed up hoe who jumps on stage with two of the greatest performers of our time just because she wants some “shine”? What do you call a local rapper who’s ego is way too overinflated, and thinks he’s gods gift to women when the TRUTH is; those women are laughing behind his back?
What do you call someone who just refuses to take the hint that he/she needs to get a life?

and…what do we call THIS guy who left this comment on mi blog (click to read mi response, its too funny):

Thats right folks, we call these people douchebag-refills! You can thank mi for that word, as i came up with it when i saw some stupid shit the other day. please use it as you see fit!

-=t=-

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