Tok Craps La

I Love You With Craps

2007-06-20T21:29:00.000-07:00

Dog Poos seems to be everywhere along my place. But then since this is craps, I am sure some of you can still remember my first first existing post here.

Please Clear Your Dog Poo

First Ever Crappy Post

Well nothing to brag, but I think it's time to revive the first crap to live as long as it was. Well, it ain't disgusting really. It's all just crap.

Monster Face Craps

Wow this is shocking...Haha... Anyway this is only a fake poopoo. Don't be alarmed. But then this is what one can do when they want to play pranks on their friends. Ho ho.. Crappy rite?

But what else can one do with fake dog poo. Hmm.... let me go thru with you. How about sending to your love one that you love her/him with dog poo? Huh? What kind of crap is that? You heard me loud and clear what, send him/her loves with dog poo...it'll be a unique present and gift alright. Who else will do that for once at least? Why not you be the one the first few ones in her/his life?

Ok, man, you're disgusting. Don't believe me, check out this picture!

I Love You

Unique eh? Craps...

Football Real Madrid Wins Again

2007-06-20T00:42:00.000-07:00

Yoo hoo, no no no. not yahoo.com

Craps is back, you will know now that it's the time of the season to watch what's happening after all the football fever during the previous world cup.

It's been like a year but what has happened? OMG? Why the sudden revival. Of course, craps is very very happy to have you all here still.

I won the cup!! Peace Man

So what about it now? Real Madrid won the Spanish Primera Liga!

Looks like something to look forward after the hectic battle for the Champions League title which Liverpool didn't get to win. Well, I was actually aiming to see if there was a repeat of the final, well on the 81st minute it sure look like it, but I think time past.

Congrats Milan (OMG!! That's like few months ago news.... wat the crap are you doin?). Too bad really cannot see Liverpool do the same thing to AC Milan 2 years ago. Well anyway there's the premier league coming right up!! So this coming season would promised to be a better one. So who cares what crap is going on with the players. It's the result that counts!!

Accidentally In Love

2006-07-14T08:00:00.000-07:00

What do you mean accidental? Why accidental? How come someone can accidentally fall in love with someone else...*snaps fingers* just like that! I always wonder, is it really love? Or just a sign of woof woof love.

The only love I know is crappy. That is Love me and I. But somehow in this lifetime it beats loving someone that only knows how to demand and not sure where their future is headed with not even knowing what they want to do for their living. Yes, love is a feeling, but feeling without proper life planning is the craps. You can't go on living with feel. With the current economy, love is there, but how can one go through life with just feel. That's why, I will always be the crappy me, even though someone ask me to find crappy's wife/husband. Too bad....

Come and eat this. My piece of crap.

ps: Sorry, no pun intended. Is just one small and short post.

Cosplay Rox

2006-07-13T20:05:00.000-07:00

How many of you have ever actually been to a cosplay?
A rough meaning of cosplay - people dressed in anime characters for display. LOL

Most of them whenever I see are always into buying the original sets of cosplay costumes instead of making one. I feel aihz...even costume parties where it used to be a competition as to who can be the best costume is not even more a costume party.

People just go to shop and get their craps from there. All they ever got was just some premade stuffs. I believe everyone's imagination level has dropped down to a negative value. Well I was until now looking for one originality of one's own creation of a cosplay costume.

FINALLY...I found one, he's super original that I can't keep my horse on. It's the best of the other cosplay that I've ever seen. No one has ever had this kind of cosplay costume compare to this guy, even though his(a guy) is not as fancy as the rest of them, at least he's original. My salute to this guy.

For those that don't know what I am talking about. Have a look at our Cosplayer.

GUNDAM

I am GUNDAM

Credits to Cosplay.com

Headbutt of the Century

2006-07-12T22:39:00.000-07:00

Headbutt of the century by former FIFA player of the Year. But then one can forgive him for the reasons he does that. Anyway is up to each personal individual.

Offfppffhhh..That hurts.

One man Down

Now imagine if the one who did that headbutt is someone who has a hard head like Jan Koller.

I am tall and big and a HARD HEAD

I Believe

2006-07-10T08:17:00.000-07:00

I believe
being somewhat stupid is not a good thing.
I believe
being somewhat crappy is quite funny
I believe
having a lot of weird stuffs is even worse
I believe
that Czech Republic will become the Champions one day.
I believe
that one day the World Cup will be in their hands

Wahahaha....
Go Go Czech Republic. I wonder where the heck did Patrik Berger went?
Who knows?

And YES, the proud coach of Italy has finally gotten his prize.

Finals Repeat

2006-07-09T19:34:00.000-07:00

Hmm...it's funny. Somehow I've got nothing to crap on the finals. Maybe due to the fact I was sick during these past few days. So terribly sick that I vomitted a few times.

Anyway I only watched like 20 minutes of the final and couldn't stand it anymore as I was still sick. When I heard the score was 1 - 0 advantageous to France, I was like Woo Hoo....someone's gonna treat Karaoke. But too bad, it didn't happen.

So in the end the score line was 1 - 1 with the championship decided by penalties. Anyway kudos to this year finals.

For those that didn't know yah...rite, as though this year's World Cup is won by Italy.

Hear a lot of Buenos Sera. Gracie.

The Klinsmann Era

2006-07-04T21:03:00.000-07:00

When I saw the match, it was a way of saying, "Now That's What I call football!" Kudos to both teams. But looking at the match stats, the Italy has like so much shot at goals compared to the Kaisers.

"Buenos Sera, Gracie"

The only thing that tickle my nerves were the antiques of Juergen Klinsmann(Kaiser's coach) with his jumping up and down yelling this and that during the game. I was trying not to laugh, but somehow can't cause is really funny. But after the match he's pretty much the man we wanted him to be. Kudos to him though for leading a non-hopeful team before the World Cup to be amongst even the final 4.

I'm done shouting, I've got nothing to say!

One thing though, Jans Lehmann has always assured himself as the top keeper, denying mostly anyone trying to score goals. I am sure if you've seen the previous post on Lehmann, you'll see that he boast he's capable to emulate the O' Kahn factor again. But having played in EPL where most of the players there can only last 90 minutes, he's finally been beaten FLAT.

Look Ma...I dodge the ball!

Hmm...Lehmann oh Lehmann...
Anyway Ballack seems the worst, always falling down anytime he kicks the ball somewhere else, he just have to go into an opposition way and fall down. No wonder Chelsea brought him over. They've got an army of SUPER DIVERS!!

Known Famous Divers at Chelsea
==============================
Arjen Robben - FAMOUS
Didier Drogba - ALSO ONE OF THEM
Michael Ballack *new inclusion*
< leave space for new recruit >

Really an entertaining game, I wonder the Italians still got their superb passing skills. Face it, they show a wonderful football flair compare to England and Brazil. If you've watched the match, you should agree. Look at how Brazil and England plays (I know I love hitting at these two), compare it to the Ger vs Italy match. Even Germany plays better than the both of those much rated fans' team.

Mine! Mine! Mine! Wahahaha

I guessed that leaves only the French and the Portugese to battle for the other spot for the final. Well I am rooting for the French for personal reasons. I don't want someone to win the pool of money in my company. Hahaha...no one wins, then it would be spent on food. HAHA

Brazil Real Champions??

2006-07-03T09:28:00.000-07:00

Wow WC is really full of blasted crappy surprises. I must thank you for all the encouragement you have given to your team. Even a team like Brazil must have tonnes of fans. Anyway Brazil LOST. But look at the bright side, they lost to a team who has the skills and determination and were once better and look more menacing than the pip-squeek Brazilian side.

Would you prefer Ronaldo to score or rather Henry to score? Is like the "big" vs the "Big".

I know I am fat, but not like a ball

The ~~champions~~ Brazil thought they would succeed and claim their World Cup back to back. Pity for samba supporters out there, but that's the name of Football. Enough of Brazil, what about France. I for once, thought that, OMG, that's a beautiful game they're playing, with Zizou a.k.a Zidane playing a very commanding role unlike the group stages. I was down like praising him all the while after that game. France's strategy really are superiorly good. No chance for the Brazil to do short passes. (It's like the ball goes to a player, then straightly one player comes near that player)

Joo pwns joo all - The Great Henry

Anyway beside that point, I wish all you football WC pundits please, please be more mature and just because your team (Brazil fans especially) lost, you just say World Cup is boring. Bet most of you are just saying it, I am sure you people will still watch the final. ~~"But I am watching the other team beat that team that beat Brazil~~ EXCUSES! EXCUSES!

Take a look at me, I'm a Czech Republic supporter, but I still watch the WC. Guess is time you have to learn from the Crappy one.

Battle of the balls (please don't think differently)

Signing off with a picture for you World Cup fanatics. OMG, is that a foul or dive to see who get's the ball fastest?

England Woes World Cup

2006-07-02T21:32:00.000-07:00

A Blow For the English. The English thought they deserved better, what with a showing of a an injured Captain, a "red-faced" Rooney, a funny always miss the goal Lampard. The most important of all is the game started changing when I see the "Rooney" was RED-carded, though with some bitter foul cry from some people that I know who said that it wasn't fair. I mean some people get emotional over this, but then this is football or soccer for the American pundits.

The first thing I want to show is how can someone who proclaims he's good in Club football, praised like hell(heaven) as one of the best midfielder and goal poacher but always missed all his goal scoring chances in the World Cup. I think the World Cup is his jinx. Even a penalty was also missed. Hmm...Who am I talking about. Of coz the ~~almighty~~ fallen Frank Lampard.

I hate my World Cup

Penalty also saved, goal scoring chances also missed. Hmm... I wonder why that Sven never changed his position with Gerrard's.

Some incidents that caught my eye during the England match was STAMPING. What's THAT? Hmm.. the famous stamping that if it was harder would have crush one's balls. LOL

Opps Wrong Ball There

But the wonder of it all, that guy can stand a few 60-70kg of weight on his balls. I think he must have had a rock solid 'tool'.

So be it, England lost. Don't go whining all you England fans, just because they lost. It's not the end of the world. It's only the end of their Cup. Though I am the one rooting Portugal on that ~~glorious~~ fateful night(evening).

Crap Like What It Was

2006-06-27T22:02:00.000-07:00

OK, this is one funny title.
But today, I just wanna crap for awhile. Be warned that it brings no meaning sometimes. If you find any meaning on this piece of crap, then good for you. If not, just take it as a piece of crap. Well, afterall my name is craps rite?

Basically some people can live on crappy stuffs happening around their crappy lifes. But what can one do usually to improve their crappy lifestyle. Mostly none, due to their laziness and I-Dont-Give-A-Damn attitude. I wonder why? Is it being bred into them since they were young or do they have crap genes.

Albeit, I found an interesting post searching for crappy stuffs, more importantly crap and WALLA, here comes McShit (or McCrap). I wonder, if you see this during lunch time, will you be having McDonalds for lunch. LOL

Have a happy crappy day then.

Czech Lost - Strikers

2006-06-23T23:44:00.000-07:00

"But a hamstring injury to striker Jan Koller in the first half of that game ended up defining the Czechs' heart-breaking experience in Germany, and the team limped to defeats against Ghana and Italy."

One of the main reasons why Czech lost. It was a brave effort by Nedved to lead a team who put their heart out to qualify for the second stage of the World Cup, but nonetheless, the team with the sufficient players stood out. Gambling with Baros match fitness is also relevant.

The game went out of hand and was affirmed a loss when 11 vs 10 men was on. Polak...argh you just have to do that with that silly challenge there. Gone are players like Nedved, Poborsky, Koller for the coming World Cup in 4 years time. Anyway it was a good game for the Czech with the exception of the match against Ghana.

Czech Reports

2006-06-22T02:52:00.000-07:00

I sensed a revival of a powerful team. Let's hope so.
Based on reports at soccernet, Czech might be fielding Baros. Who knows?
Even better is their secret report of Koller. Haha..Long live giant koller

Some excerpts from the Brueckner, the Czech coach.

'They are part of the squad and in Baros's case we will decide after training (on Wednesday), ' said Brueckner, 'As for Koller that is a matter for us to know,' added the Czech coach.

So Italy, prepare to receive some surprises.

What's with People with England!

2006-06-21T01:49:00.000-07:00

England? The future world cup winners. ROFLMAOBBQSAUCE.
Have a lookie down there.

If England wants to win the World Cup, well I think they need to wait a few more years. If England is depending on Crouch to win the World Cup, well wait until Peter Crouch is much more agile and mature. Compare to another tall player, which is Koller from Czech Republic, the only thing Crouch has over him is the ability to fall easily (you know, his physique).

I am bigger & taller than you!

Anyway I am tired of people keep on talking about how good is England when I just saw their previous games playing just like bunch of lucky people. Where's the England that we saw playing mostly on EPL? WHere's that quality? They're pretty lucky that Gerrard always save their asses. I am sorry those die-hard England fans who are mostly not even English themselves, I just don't see England winning the world cup this year with their lacklustre performance. Screw me if you want, but that's how I see it. With their crappy defense and their crappy tactics of using one tall guy who falls over so easily and can't seem to use his header for goal poaching purposes wisely, what can England do?

Czech Is Unbelievable

2006-06-18T09:34:00.000-07:00

OK OK...Argentina has a one sided crappy scoreline. Yeah 6 -0 . Anything....
The are good, wouldn't doubt that, but what happen to Czech Republic. Nope! I am not gonna condemn my favourite team but it all happened due to insufficient replacements for strikers. I am very very sad.

Some words for the Peter Cech, no 1 Keeper
"If we play our game we still have a big chance to win against Italy and that's what we're going to try to do,' said goalkeeper Petr Cech, whose succession of good saves prevented a much heavier defeat. "

If you do watch the game, you would have notice, the Czechs were outplayed without a commanding striker. One thing though after an update, Baros might come on the next match with Italy, if he's fully fit. Damn...I really miss Koller too.

As if Baros is saying "I'll be back!"

Crappy Day

2006-06-14T23:59:00.000-07:00

Today's a crappy day for Sir Crappy.
Everything I do sounds crappy, even the people around are also crappy. They have nothing better to say than to always talk about work work work. Why can't they have a peace mind and talk about where's the next holiday destination. Thus This is a crappy post unlike others.

So if you want to beat the crap out of me, forget it.

Anyway CZECH REPUBLIC WON their match. Wait for my review.

Germany in World Cup

2006-06-09T21:51:00.000-07:00

WTC (What The Crap)...A few days before we heard someone bragging that England wasn't a good World Cup team (playing sense in a big competition). Well but look at the team as the one who has blatantly says it. Who else but the guy below...

Self Proclaimed Hero

The quote goes something like this,
"England are a good team. Yes, and they have very good players this season but I just don't see them winning the world cup. They are not consistent in big cups, thus I don't see them here. Unlike Germany who has been consistent in bigger cups."

Hmm very wise words from someone who let in 2 solo goals by Costa Rica,Wanchope rules.

Based on my review, I see flaws in their defense. Relying too much on their offside trappings instead of really tackling.

Here's MY RESPONSE!!

EAT SHIT

Next coming match. ENGLAND!! Let's see whether they are the better team in this World Cup, but guess I am still a Czech Republic fan no matter what. Sad to see Milan Baros won't be playing in the first match. But then, what am I to complain, there's Koller.

You heard it RIGHT

What's With World Cup

2006-06-08T22:45:00.000-07:00

World Cup Fever? More or less like going to be a crappy fever. The world will turn topsy turvy.
Look at this Guy.

Baros The Hero?

Someone edited his photo and hated him. Why? He's a former Liverpool player. I betcha it must be an England supporter. Anyway I am rooting for Czech Republic. Don't ask me why, it goes back when I was just a small crap.

World Cup, going to be held in Germany. Hmm.... one crappy thing is have a look at the new mascot for it.

Huh? No more cute Mascots?

Whatever happen to those cute cute mascots that they had during the World Cup 2002. What does the Lion means? Of all things, a crappy lion. Well, it's worth the effort though. Of course I pity the guy in the mascot. He dresses with lotsa fur covering him, not that he doesn't have any hairs or any thing. Who knows the one inside might be a pretty model for all you know. HAW HAW!!

I Love This Mascot for 2010

I betcha that would be lots of expression if this was taken as the mascot. WTF is an hentai looking anime doing in the World Cup. Naw...it'll never happened.

Guess That's All the Crap about the coming World Cup. I'll be flabbergaster if England were to lose in the first match. But you'll never know, World Cup springs up surprises.

First Dirty Crappy Post

2006-06-07T09:38:00.000-07:00

I guessed everyone thought of being a scumbag sometimes. Being in line with most of what other people like to say. Well what do you know, knowing that somehow, somewhere, there is always lots of people who don't really care what this world has turn up into.

Since this is the first entry, I am proud to show to you, the collection of craps. Yes...CRAPS...and I mean craps as in poo poo.

Beetles in the dung?

Well how about something funny for a change. How about the biggest poop that a man has ever shit....

Biggest Shit Ever?

Real life pictures of someone trying to beat the record. PRICELESS!!