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Dinosaurs are awesome.</description><title>topherchris</title><generator>Tumblr (3.0; @topherchris)</generator><link>http://topherchris.com/</link><atom10:link xmlns:atom10="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml" href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/Topherchris" /><feedburner:info xmlns:feedburner="http://rssnamespace.org/feedburner/ext/1.0" uri="topherchris" /><atom10:link xmlns:atom10="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" rel="hub" href="http://pubsubhubbub.appspot.com/" /><atom10:link xmlns:atom10="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" rel="hub" href="http://tumblr.superfeedr.com/" /><image><link>http://topherchris.com/</link><url>http://topherchris.com/img/feedimage.gif</url><title>topherchris</title></image><item><title>You guys! Look at this stupid goddamn video I made.</title><description>&lt;a href="http://topherchris.com/post/17238766706/depressing-one-term-ad-made-fun-i-was"&gt;You guys! Look at this stupid goddamn video I made.&lt;/a&gt;</description><link>http://topherchris.com/post/17246450204</link><guid>http://topherchris.com/post/17246450204</guid><pubDate>Tue, 07 Feb 2012 22:18:05 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>                           /         /.
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------------------&lt;/pre&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://topherchris.com/post/17245977255</link><guid>http://topherchris.com/post/17245977255</guid><pubDate>Tue, 07 Feb 2012 22:09:48 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Depressing “One Term” Ad Made Fun!

I was watching...</title><description>&lt;iframe src="http://player.vimeo.com/video/36382804" width="400" height="300" frameborder="0"&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Depressing “One Term” Ad Made Fun!&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;I was watching &lt;a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=89grg-SCEaY&amp;feature=player_embedded"&gt;this video&lt;/a&gt;, and it was really bumming me out, so I made it better. Pretty straightforward.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;(This is the real power of the internet: To be able to modify your own reality and share it with people as crazy as you are.)&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://topherchris.com/post/17238766706</link><guid>http://topherchris.com/post/17238766706</guid><pubDate>Tue, 07 Feb 2012 20:09:16 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>themattsmith:

Norm Macdonald is honestly one of my favorite...</title><description>&lt;iframe width="400" height="225" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/X8LqozaaB7s?wmode=transparent&amp;autohide=1&amp;egm=0&amp;hd=1&amp;iv_load_policy=3&amp;modestbranding=1&amp;rel=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://themattsmith.tumblr.com/post/17225496720/norm-macdonald-is-honestly-one-of-my-favorite" class="tumblr_blog"&gt;themattsmith&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;Norm Macdonald is honestly one of my favorite people.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;

&lt;p&gt;No matter how many times, I always laugh at this.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://topherchris.com/post/17225662152</link><guid>http://topherchris.com/post/17225662152</guid><pubDate>Tue, 07 Feb 2012 16:36:37 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lz1kicyb8f1qz4u07o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lz1kicyb8f1qz4u07o2_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://topherchris.com/post/17224595887</link><guid>http://topherchris.com/post/17224595887</guid><pubDate>Tue, 07 Feb 2012 16:18:41 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Special thanks to Talking Points Memo and Kenyatta Cheese for...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lz1j00Ue5j1qz4u07o1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Special thanks to &lt;a href="http://media.talkingpointsmemo.com/slideshow/mitt-romney-confusing-children" title="Pictures Of Mitt Romney Confusing Children | TPM Media"&gt;&lt;em&gt;Talking Points Memo&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/a&gt; and &lt;a href="http://finalbossform.com/post/17218172189/pictures-of-mitt-romney-confusing-children-i-3" title="Final Boss Form"&gt;Kenyatta Cheese&lt;/a&gt; for kicking it off.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://topherchris.com/post/17222847442</link><guid>http://topherchris.com/post/17222847442</guid><pubDate>Tue, 07 Feb 2012 15:47:07 -0500</pubDate><category>Mitt Romney</category></item><item><title>Video</title><description>&lt;span id="video_player_17211973716"&gt;[&lt;a href="http://www.adobe.com/shockwave/download/download.cgi?P1_Prod_Version=ShockwaveFlash" target="_blank"&gt;Flash 10&lt;/a&gt; is required to watch video.]&lt;/span&gt;&lt;script type="text/javascript"&gt;renderVideo("video_player_17211973716",'http://topherchris.com/video_file/17211973716/tumblr_lz15my9nyH1qz4u07',400,300,'poster=http%3A%2F%2Fmedia.tumblr.com%2Ftumblr_lz15my9nyH1qz4u07_r1_frame1.jpg,http%3A%2F%2Fmedia.tumblr.com%2Ftumblr_lz15my9nyH1qz4u07_r1_frame2.jpg,http%3A%2F%2Fmedia.tumblr.com%2Ftumblr_lz15my9nyH1qz4u07_r1_frame3.jpg,http%3A%2F%2Fmedia.tumblr.com%2Ftumblr_lz15my9nyH1qz4u07_r1_frame4.jpg,http%3A%2F%2Fmedia.tumblr.com%2Ftumblr_lz15my9nyH1qz4u07_r1_frame5.jpg')&lt;/script&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://topherchris.com/post/17211973716</link><guid>http://topherchris.com/post/17211973716</guid><pubDate>Tue, 07 Feb 2012 10:58:35 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Just messing around.</title><description>&lt;iframe src="http://player.vimeo.com/video/36324315" width="400" height="225" frameborder="0"&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Just messing around.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://topherchris.com/post/17193116172</link><guid>http://topherchris.com/post/17193116172</guid><pubDate>Mon, 06 Feb 2012 22:44:00 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lz01d9GNZO1qz4u07o1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://topherchris.com/post/17184403619</link><guid>http://topherchris.com/post/17184403619</guid><pubDate>Mon, 06 Feb 2012 20:27:09 -0500</pubDate><category>mitt romney</category></item><item><title>Tommy the Pomeranian is full of surprises.</title><description>&lt;img src="http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lz00zckuZt1qz4u07o1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://tommypom.tumblr.com/"&gt;Tommy the Pomeranian&lt;/a&gt; is full of surprises.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://topherchris.com/post/17183901888</link><guid>http://topherchris.com/post/17183901888</guid><pubDate>Mon, 06 Feb 2012 20:19:14 -0500</pubDate><category>tommypom</category></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxzflaotmA1r43i4uo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://topherchris.com/post/17177252836</link><guid>http://topherchris.com/post/17177252836</guid><pubDate>Mon, 06 Feb 2012 18:35:00 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>gothamatic:

HO HO HO, BLUE GIANT - after the game, I stuck my...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lyzmf453bz1r8cltuo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://gothamatic.tumblr.com/post/17165011676/ho-ho-ho-blue-giant-after-the-game-i-stuck-my" class="tumblr_blog"&gt;gothamatic&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;HO HO HO, BLUE GIANT - after the game, I stuck my head out the window and there it was Big Blue The Empire State Building: Zoran Milich’s Eye on New York City/Gothamatic.com&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://topherchris.com/post/17165051134</link><guid>http://topherchris.com/post/17165051134</guid><pubDate>Mon, 06 Feb 2012 15:05:06 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>I feel love for this Italian greyhound even though I don’t...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lyzisyJimK1qzikspo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;I feel love for this Italian greyhound even though I don’t know him personally.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;(I used to have two rescue IGs.)&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://topherchris.com/post/17162541223</link><guid>http://topherchris.com/post/17162541223</guid><pubDate>Mon, 06 Feb 2012 14:05:23 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lyzfw0cXLK1qc6kd9o1_r1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://topherchris.com/post/17160680735</link><guid>http://topherchris.com/post/17160680735</guid><pubDate>Mon, 06 Feb 2012 13:16:12 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>But you can!

Get it here.</title><description>&lt;img src="http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lyzepdxe5f1qz4u07o1_r1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;But &lt;em&gt;you&lt;/em&gt; can!&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.tumblr.com/goodies"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Get it here&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://topherchris.com/post/17158643933</link><guid>http://topherchris.com/post/17158643933</guid><pubDate>Mon, 06 Feb 2012 12:20:08 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Exclusive unseen Florida Republican Debate footage from Internet...</title><description>&lt;iframe src="http://player.vimeo.com/video/36248818" width="400" height="300" frameborder="0"&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Exclusive unseen Florida Republican Debate footage&lt;/strong&gt; from &lt;a href="http://internetnewsnetworknetwork.com/" class="tumblr_blog"&gt;Internet News Network Network&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://topherchris.com/post/17156985929</link><guid>http://topherchris.com/post/17156985929</guid><pubDate>Mon, 06 Feb 2012 11:32:27 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lwn3yuXne61qzmhg6o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://topherchris.com/post/17156269070</link><guid>http://topherchris.com/post/17156269070</guid><pubDate>Mon, 06 Feb 2012 11:10:46 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Can we get a pizza update? The suspense is killing me.</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lyycvcRad41qz4u07.gif" alt=""/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Thanks for asking!&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://topherchris.com/post/17136218102</link><guid>http://topherchris.com/post/17136218102</guid><pubDate>Sun, 05 Feb 2012 22:41:44 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Tumblr Highlighted Posts IRL</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lyyc33MRl01qz4u07o1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;em&gt;Tumblr Highlighted Posts IRL&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://topherchris.com/post/17135349144</link><guid>http://topherchris.com/post/17135349144</guid><pubDate>Sun, 05 Feb 2012 22:26:16 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>interference.png</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lyy9psnxdf1qz4u07o1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;interference.png&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://topherchris.com/post/17132335767</link><guid>http://topherchris.com/post/17132335767</guid><pubDate>Sun, 05 Feb 2012 21:32:16 -0500</pubDate></item></channel></rss>

