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		<title>The blonde and the overseas message (joke)</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 09 Sep 2007 19:50:28 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[A blonde went into a message center overseas to send a message back to her mother in the States. The clerk told her the price, but she claimed she had no money. But I&#8217;d do anything to get a message to my dear sweet mother.&#8221; The clerk arched his eyebrow and grinned. &#8220;Anything?&#8221; he asked. &#8230; <a href="http://www.topjokes.info/the-blonde-and-the-overseas-message-joke/" class="more-link">Continue reading <span class="screen-reader-text">The blonde and the overseas message (joke)</span> <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
		
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		<title>How to cure dog snoring (joke)</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 09 Sep 2007 19:50:14 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[A married woman had a dog that snored even louder than her husband. She asked the vet for help and he suggested she tie a ribbon around the dog&#8217;s testicles. &#8220;Yeah, right!&#8221; she thought. But that night, a few minutes after going to bed, the dog started snoring again. She tossed and turned until finally &#8230; <a href="http://www.topjokes.info/how-to-cure-dog-snoring-joke/" class="more-link">Continue reading <span class="screen-reader-text">How to cure dog snoring (joke)</span> <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
		
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		<title>The Power of the Badge</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 28 Nov 2009 17:08:04 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[A DEA officer stops at a ranch in Texas, and talks with an old rancher. He tells the rancher, &#8220;I need to inspect your ranch for illegally grown drugs.&#8221; The rancher says, &#8220;Okay , but do not go in that field over there,&#8221; as he points out the location. The DEA officer verbally explodes saying, &#8230; <a href="http://www.topjokes.info/the-power-of-the-badge/" class="more-link">Continue reading <span class="screen-reader-text">The Power of the Badge</span> <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
		
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		<title>The baby at the doctor (joke)</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 09 Sep 2007 19:49:52 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[A woman held a young baby in the doctor&#8217;s examination room. When the doctor arrived, he examined the baby, weighed it, and found it slightly below normal. &#8220;Is this baby breast-fed or bottle-fed,&#8221; he asked. &#8220;Breast fed,&#8221; she replied. &#8220;Strip down to your waist,&#8221; he ordered. She did. He pressed, felt and cupped both breasts &#8230; <a href="http://www.topjokes.info/the-baby-at-the-doctor-joke/" class="more-link">Continue reading <span class="screen-reader-text">The baby at the doctor (joke)</span> <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
		
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		<title>The celebration (joke)</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 07 Sep 2007 14:06:05 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[A farmer dropped by the local tavern, ordered a cold one and said, &#8220;This is a special day. I&#8217;m celebrating.&#8221; &#8220;What a coincidence,&#8221; said the woman on the next stool. &#8220;I&#8217;m celebrating, too.&#8221; &#8220;What are you celebrating?&#8221; she asked, clinking glasses with him. &#8220;I&#8217;ve been raising chickens, but my hens were all infertile,&#8221; he replied, &#8230; <a href="http://www.topjokes.info/the-celebration-joke/" class="more-link">Continue reading <span class="screen-reader-text">The celebration (joke)</span> <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
		
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		<title>What a pretty dress (joke)</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 07 Sep 2007 13:37:40 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[Every Sunday, during the children&#8217;s sermon, all the children attending church were invited to come forward. One morning, as they sat down, the pastor remarked to one little girl, &#8220;What a pretty dress! Is it new?&#8221; The little girl replied directly into the pastor&#8217;s microphone, &#8220;Yes, and Mommy says it&#8217;s a bitch to iron!&#8221; Related &#8230; <a href="http://www.topjokes.info/what-a-pretty-dress-joke/" class="more-link">Continue reading <span class="screen-reader-text">What a pretty dress (joke)</span> <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
		
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		<title>The Special Agent, the Admin, and the Office Manager (joke)</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 07 Sep 2007 13:27:29 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[A special agent, an administrative specialist and an office manager were walking to lunch when they found an antique lamp. They rubbed it and of course a magic genie appeared in a puff of smoke. &#8220;Since I always grant three wishes, you each may have one.&#8221; &#8220;Me, first! Me, first!&#8221; cried the administrative specialist. &#8220;I &#8230; <a href="http://www.topjokes.info/the-special-agent-the-admin-and-the-office-manager-joke/" class="more-link">Continue reading <span class="screen-reader-text">The Special Agent, the Admin, and the Office Manager (joke)</span> <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
		
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		<title>A man in the pharmacy (joke)</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 07 Sep 2007 13:24:50 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[A man asked the pharmacist for a vial of cyanide. &#8220;What for?&#8221; asked the pharmacist. &#8220;I want to poison my wife.&#8221; &#8220;Sir, I can&#8217;t sell you cyanide for that!&#8221; The man reached into his wallet, pulled out a photograph of his wife, and laid it on the counter. The pharmacist gasped, recovered, and politely remarked, &#8230; <a href="http://www.topjokes.info/a-man-in-the-pharmacy-joke/" class="more-link">Continue reading <span class="screen-reader-text">A man in the pharmacy (joke)</span> <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
		
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		<title>The Blonde and the Travel Agency (joke)</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 07 Sep 2007 13:23:01 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[A blonde walking by a travel agency notices a sign in the window, &#8220;Cruise Special &#8212; $99!&#8221; She goes inside, hands the agent her money, and says, &#8220;I&#8217;d like the $99 cruise special, please.&#8221; The agent grabs her, drags her into the back room, ties her to a large inner tube, drags her out the &#8230; <a href="http://www.topjokes.info/the-blonde-and-the-travel-agency-joke/" class="more-link">Continue reading <span class="screen-reader-text">The Blonde and the Travel Agency (joke)</span> <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
		
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		<title>Little Johnny and Heaven (joke)</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 07 Sep 2007 13:21:13 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[The Sunday School teacher asked her class, &#8220;Which part of the body gets to heaven first?&#8221; Little Suzi quickly raised her hand. &#8220;I think it&#8217;s your mind, teacher, because you have to have a mind to believe in God.&#8221; &#8220;Very good, Suzi.&#8221; Little Cathy&#8217;s hand went up. &#8220;I think it&#8217;s your heart, teacher, because God &#8230; <a href="http://www.topjokes.info/little-johnny-and-heaven-joke/" class="more-link">Continue reading <span class="screen-reader-text">Little Johnny and Heaven (joke)</span> <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
		
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