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Ukrainian Femist Group Plays Topless Hockey to . . . Protest IIHF Championships in Belarus? (PHOTO)

2012-02-09T18:15:00.001-08:00

Does this mean their fans or not fans?The 2014 IIHF world championship tournament is scheduled to be held in Belarus. The decision was blasted by those claiming the event shouldn't be hosted by a nation with "ongoing human rights violations." It's a decision that's caused widespread protest ranging from the president of the European Parliament Jerzy Buzek to the Obama administration, who want to

"The Descendants" Shailene Woodley Poses Topless for Vs. Magazine

2012-02-09T18:12:00.001-08:00

Now we know why George Clooney said he would adopt her!According to George Clooney, “The Descendants” breakout star Shailene Woodley is well on her way to becoming Hollywood royalty. And what Clooney says, goes. “I want to adopt Shailene [Woodley],” joked Clooney to The Insider. “Because she’s 20 and smart, and I figure she has a big career ahead and can support me. So, I’m looking to adopt very

Demi Moore Tweets Topless Pic to Help Promote Ashton's Show

2011-09-12T03:21:00.001-07:00

Well, she is almost 60 . . . Demi Moore definitely isn't shy about showing off her body. The 48-year-old actress posted a semi-nude photo of herself on Twitter this week with the caption, 'remember...you've got your own back.'In the self-pic, Moore poses from the waist up; only her naked back is visible though she is clearly topless. She shot the photograph late on Thursday night in her

Heidi Klum Warned About Going Topless at Phoenix Hotel

2011-09-06T03:29:00.001-07:00

Apparently, you can't go topless in the US! Who knew? Apparently not model Heidi Klum who had to be told twice to put her top back on at a Phoenix area hotel pool.Heidi Klum may be one of the most gorgeous supermodels in the world but that doesn’t mean that everyone enjoys seeing her lounging around with her top off! During her recent appearance on the Jay Leno show Heidi revealed that she was

Naked Man Hurt When He "Falls" From Car

2011-09-06T03:21:00.000-07:00

We put "falls" in quotes because cops aren't sure if if this naked guy on drugs jumped or was pushed from the car. An unidentified naked man, 22, of Cypress suffered life-threatening head injuries when he either jumped or was pushed from a car on Katella Avenue west of Brookhurst Street Sunday night, police said.Preliminary investigation indicated that the man was on drugs and jumped out of the

Naked Key West Woman Found Crawling Up Busy Street

2011-08-31T03:38:00.001-07:00

Cocaine is a hell of a drug!A Key West woman is facing charges after she was arrested twice in three days in separate naked, drug-fueled romps on public streets, according to police. Alena Larrazabal, 32, was hospitalized after she was found stark naked crawling down a busy Stock Island street Monday afternoon by a couple of deputies, according to a Monroe County Sheriff's Office arrest

Man Streaks During Live Weather Channel Report on Hurricane Irene - Virginia Beach

2011-08-29T04:45:00.001-07:00

You knew this was going to happen with all the live cameras and coverage, right? (flasher, naked, bottomless) From the YouTube description: Had to post it, as all the other ones I seen were handheld cell phone videos. Glad you all enjoyed it!! Think the person who did it has found the vid on Youtube yet? Something to show his grandkids in 30 years....LOOK, grandpa was cool...he showed his junk

Women Celebrate "Go Topless Day" by . . . Going Topless on Venice Boardwalk

2011-08-23T18:18:00.000-07:00

We're sure you're only interested in this story from the "equal rights for women" standpoint, right?If you click on the link below it will take you to the full story and a slide show of some Not Safe For Work images from the protest."Free your boobies, free your mind!" Put the 'tit' back in 'Constitutional!' "Nobody likes tan lines!"These were just some of the rallying cries that united the "Go

Nude Maid Services Opens in . . . Fort Wayne, Indiana?

2011-08-23T18:13:00.001-07:00

We've heard of these nude maid services before, but booming in conservative Northern Indiana? That's shocking and also a little bit funny. (Thanks to reader Gary S. for the link!)A Fort Wayne man has started a business that he says is unique to the Fort Wayne area. It’s a maid service with a twist. Fort Wayne Dust Bunnies offers light housekeeping to its clients, but the cleaning is done in the

TMZ.com: Pictures of Heidi Klum Topless at Italian Beach

2011-08-15T17:23:00.001-07:00

What can we say? TMZ gets the best stuff. Like these pictures of model Heidi Klum.An ecstatic Heidi Klum let it all hang out in Sardinia, Italy this weekend by going topless on the beach.Ciao bella!Celebrity Gossip | Entertainment News | Celebrity News | TMZ.com

"Dancing With the Stars" Host Brooke Burke Caught Nearly Topless in France

2011-08-14T18:44:00.001-07:00

You gotta be careful out there. Any minute, you could be topless . . . apparently. Click on the link below for a larger image.Former Dancing With the Stars star Brooke Burke came close to making her vacation in the south of France a nude one as she lost her bikini top on the beach. Burke became popular when she hosted Wild On! on the E! entertainment channel and then went on to both star on and

Naked Photo of Actor Zax Efron: Fake!

2011-08-14T18:25:00.001-07:00

Just when you thought there would be another naked actor scandal . . . turns out it's not true after all.A naked photo of Hollywood hottie Zac Efron has hit the web, but it has very quickly been branded a fake! The photo appeared on Twitter last night, and showed a totally naked Zac 'enjoying' himself. Gross! But eagle eyed Zac fans quickly ripped the photo to shreds, with @queenielomboy even

Florida Cops: Lawyer Challenges Girlfriend to Naked Sword Duel

2011-08-14T18:19:00.001-07:00

Bet you thought you'd never see those three words in a headline, did you? Naked. Sword. Duel. Any two of those would be interesting, right? A graduate of the University of Miami law school was arrested this week in Cocoa Beach after allegedly threatening to kill his girlfriend in a naked sword duel. "You're going to need this," a nude Terry Lee Locy, 36, said to his live-in girlfriend as he

Brooke Hogan, Daugther of Wrestler Hulk Hogan Gets Naked in Cage for PETA

2011-08-14T16:36:00.000-07:00

Nothing says "take me seriously as an artist" like stripping naked in a cage and having your picture taken. (Click on link below for larger image.)Brooke Hogan, daughter of famed wrestler Terry “Hulk” Hogan has stripped down in support of People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals better known as PETA.Brooke appears inside a cage for the sultry photo shoot which is meant to show her support for

Artist to Create Naked Statue of Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez

2011-08-10T08:30:00.001-07:00

Did someone ask for this? Not us.We don't want to see these two with their clothes ON.Justin Bieber and his 19-year-old girlfriend Selena Gomez are the subject of a controversial new sculpture by artist Daniel Edwards. The teenage couple, who went public with their relationship earlier this year, appear side-by-side in a statue reminiscent of an Oscar's statuette.Edwards, famed for his

Man Hacks Woman's Facebook Account, Demands Naked Pictures as Ransom

2011-08-10T08:27:00.000-07:00

Does this ever work?A 19-year old man is charged with extortion after allegedly hijacking a woman's email and social media accounts, then demanding she send him nude photographs of herself to get the accounts back. The 20-year-old victim complained to police that her Google mail and Facebook accounts had been hacked and that the person who controlled them emailed her demanding the photos. Police

Naked Man Shaves Armpits at the Beach

2011-08-05T04:43:00.001-07:00

No, it doesn't make any sense to us either, but then neither do most of the stories here.There's something dirty about a clean shave. A Massachusetts man is charged with giving himself a shave while nude on a beach. According to a police report, Christopher Axford was shaving his armpits, after he dropped his shorts. Lifeguards say they asked Axford to stop, but he refused. A local paper (Eagle

Kirsten Dunst Goes Naked in New Movie, Brags About Her "Big Boobs"

2011-08-05T04:32:00.001-07:00

Actress Kirsten Dunst tells Britain's Elle magazine that she had not problems being naked in her new movie and really didn't prepare for the scenes ahead of time.Kirsten Dunst had no qualms about stripping off in her new movie "Melancholia," because she is comfortable with her body.The actress felt no anxiety about appearing naked in several scenes in Lars von Trier's new sci-fi drama and refused

Naked Man Nammed in . . . Corral Full of Horses?

2011-08-05T04:28:00.001-07:00

We don't EVEN want to know what he was planning on doing, do you?A 44-year-old fugitive sits behind bars in Madera, facing a number of charges including indecent exposure, after he was caught naked inside a horse corral. Deputies nabbed David Ramirez Lopez of Madera inside the corral near his neighbor’s mailbox in full view of traffic and children playing nearby. When Deputies arrived on scene,

Police Dog Captures Naked Man Accused of Peeping Into Homes, Trying to Steal Lawnmower

2011-08-03T03:37:00.001-07:00

The strange part of this story is not that this guy was naked, but that somehow he was going to "borrow" a neighbor's riding lawnmower, somehow load it into the trunk of his Oldsmobile, and do this all in the middle of the night. Surprisingly, drugs WERE invovled.According to the Livingston Parish Sheriff’s Office, deputies were sent to a report of a burglary and they found a riding lawn mower

Man Used Nude Photos of Teenaged Girls to Get Them to Have Sex With Him

2011-08-01T18:53:00.001-07:00

This guy is one sick bastard or a genius.Richland County deputies are looking for victims of a teen they said obtained nude pictures of high school-age girls and used the pictures as leverage in order to get them to do sexual favors for him.Sheriff Leon Lott said Robert Gilchrist, 19, threatened a young woman over the phone before going to her house on Thursday. The victim told deputies Gilchrist

Olivia Wilde Uses CGI Nipples in Nude Scene for "The Change-Up"

2011-08-01T18:50:00.001-07:00

Computers can fake anything these days, including it seems, nipples, if some were not available in the original shot.Body doubles, watch out for your jobs. In her upcoming movie "The Change-Up," actress Olivia Wilde opted to wear pasties for her big nude scene with Ryan Reynolds. After the final shots came out, it was obvious that Wilde wasn't completely nude, so producers gave the actress

Homeless Woman Found Bottomless Walking Two Dogs

2011-08-01T18:44:00.000-07:00

Who goes topless anymore? The new topless is--apparently--bottomless. Like this young lady:A woman naked from the waist down found running across a field with two dogs on leash refused to get dressed and tried to kick at the windows of a patrol car as police took her to jail, the Newport Police Department said. The investigation started shortly before 1 a.m. Sunday. Police received multiple

Cops Chase Naked Man Onto Golf Course

2011-07-21T15:24:00.001-07:00

Even on a golf course, a naked man is likely to stand out . . . depending on the size of his putter, of course.A nude Tinton Falls man was arrested this morning after police responded to a report of a naked man running on Deputy Minister Drive, police said. Police received a 911 call at 6:52 a.m. on Wednesday from a caller reporting a man was running around in the nude on Deputy Minister Drive,

Couple Arrested for Sex in Public Swimming Pool

2011-07-21T03:51:00.001-07:00

The most interesting part of the story? Witnesses at the pool waiting 30 minutes before reporting it to management.Prosecutors in Connersville, Indiana are deciding if they will prosecute two people after they were caught having sex in a public pool. The incident happened July 17, 2011 just after 6 p.m. at Roberts Park Family Aquatic Center in Connersville, IN. According to witness statements in