Trend de la Crème

Show Off Your Hooters

Jill@TrendDeLaCreme.com (Jill @ Trend de la Creme) — Fri, 06 Nov 2009 16:23:00 +0000

MARC by Marc Jacobs Owl Ring ~ Rhinestone Owl Ring at topshop.com
'Put a Ring Owl It' Ring at modcloth.com

Owl Necklace and Earrings by Stolen Thunder

Silver Owl Ring by Vera Meat ~ Gold Owl Ring at girlprops.com
Perched Golden Owl Ring by Galibardy Jewellery

Necklace #1 ~ Necklace #2 ~ Necklace #3 ~ Necklace #4
Necklace #5 ~ Necklace #6 ~ Necklace #7 ~ Necklace #8

White Widow Owl Locket Ring by Tarina Tarantino

Alkemie Jewelry Owl Earrings ~ Kris Nations Small Owl Earrings
Owl Arch Earrings by Alex Monroe ~ Owl Earrings by Steven Shein

The Magic Key Necklace by Tilly Bloom

Bronze Owl Ring by Moonstone Jewelry ~ Silver Owl Ring by Heliotrope
Golden Mother of Pearl Crescent Moon and Black Diamond Owl Ring
Owl Cuff Bracelet by Alkemie ~ Silver Owl Bracelet by David Morgan

It's a Trap

Jill@TrendDeLaCreme.com (Jill @ Trend de la Creme) — Thu, 05 Nov 2009 09:51:00 +0000

Photo by Mario Sorrenti

Have you ever seen a footless bear or a three-legged beaver? Well, thanks to foothold traps, they actually exist in the wild. Several states have banned the use of these traps (which are primarily used by hunters to trap and skin fur-bearing animals.) But these [barbaric] traps continue to hide among the brush and grass, trapping everything from neighborhood dogs and cats to the occasional human. Even supermodels aren't immune, as demonstrated by the photo of Gemma Ward (above).

For those of you interested in displaying one of these antiquated torture devices on your person, I've assembled the recent proliferation of trap accessory options for your viewing pleasure. Just don't be surprised if/when an animal rights activist throws you a wicked stare. After all, to some it would be akin to wearing a pendant of a baby seal getting it's skull crushed in.

Hunting Trap Cuff by Georgo Phillip Pecenikov

Cupcake Bear Trap Tee by Black Chandelier

Bear Trap Ring by Eddie Borgo

Gummy Bear Trap Tee by Snorgtees

Green Day Family Bear Trap Messenger Bag

Bear Trap Heart Tee by Brainchild

The Beartrap Necklace by This Charming Man

Cheap. Ass. Winter. Boots.

Jill@TrendDeLaCreme.com (Jill @ Trend de la Creme) — Wed, 04 Nov 2009 15:20:00 +0000

While searching for a new pair of winter boots to get me through my first icy winter in Boston, I came across some sweet deals too good to keep to myself. Can you guess which pair I snagged for myself?

Maglioli Winter Boots by Aldo
$59.99 (reg. $130)

Fur Suede Lace Up Winter Boots by Mink

$24.99 (reg. $100)

Emilia Nylon Fur Mid Calf Wedge Boot by Guess

$52.99 (reg. $149)

Mid-Calf Boots by Soda
$29.99 (reg. $49.99)

Jaen Faux Fur Leather Boots by AWOL

$39.99 (reg. $120)

Vegan Furry Pom-Poms Knee Mukluk Boots
$39.99 (reg. $80)

So Many Heads, So Little Time...

Jill@TrendDeLaCreme.com (Jill @ Trend de la Creme) — Tue, 03 Nov 2009 04:37:00 +0000

I'm usually a big fan of Vicente Gracia's work, but these animal head pieces from his new "Once Upon a Time" collection remind me of an animal trophy wall at a hunting lodge. *Creepy* What's worse, each piece will run you a minimum of $6,000 USD (the price you pay for setting a new trend, I take it?) Hey, at least you have something for the crazy cat lady on your holiday list! Or that distant relative that you really, really dislike ;)

Once Upon a Time Ring by Vicente Gracia

Once Upon a Time Rigid Cuff by Vicente Gracia

Once Upon a Time Mesh Bracelet by Vicente Gracia

Once Upon a Time Drop Earrings by Vicente Gracia

Once Upon a Time Jeweled Cuff by Vicente Gracia

Currently Obsessed With: Latex Gloves

Jill@TrendDeLaCreme.com (Jill @ Trend de la Creme) — Mon, 02 Nov 2009 14:34:00 +0000

Aniqa Mittens and dress by HMS Latex

In my not-so-imaginary world, the world "latex" usually conjures up images of my yearly gynecological exam, with the doctor snapping on a pair of latex gloves before going in for the kill. But Sophie, the Paris-based designer (and fashionable fetishist) behind HMS Latex has given me pause with these couture latex creations even Gaultier can sink his teeth into. And, while I don't usually wear gloves unless it's colder than a witches tit in a brass bra, I might actually be willing to take a pair of these for a spin. (You can see more of her amazing latex creations, including gowns, separates, and lingerie here.)

Bow Mittens

Rose Mittens

Delicacy Mittens

Viva Van Story Photography

Get This Look: Imelda Matt Does Matte Gold

Jill@TrendDeLaCreme.com (Jill @ Trend de la Creme) — Fri, 30 Oct 2009 08:34:00 +0000

I love it when a man takes fashion risks (especially when it's a swanky shoe blogger from down under). Yes, that's right! It's my beloved Imelda Matt all decked out in matte gold foil. But swanky Aussie men aren't the only ones allowed to rock this trend. Here are some of my current faves, from tops and skirts to an entire arsenal of matching accessories.

Top with Asymmetrical Neck Line at brownsfashion.com
Metallic Gold Pants at yesstyle.com ~ Gold Tunic Tank at wetseal.com
Gold Mine Skirt with Bow at modcloth.com

Melissa Wing Tips in Gold Token at modcloth.com
Gold Karim Rashid Cut Out Wedge by Melissa at my-wardrobe.com
Michael Antonio Eden Gladiator Booties at flyjane.net
Kurt Geiger Amadeus Gold Courts Platform at kurtgeiger.com

Gold Cracked Metallic Ava Clutch by Mulberry at my-wardrobe.com
Black Handle Intrigue Bag at aloharag.com ~ J.Crew Metallic Clutch at jcrew.com
Poor Cow Embossed Disco Pouchette at mytheresa.com
Old Brass Rise & Shine Mini Cross Body by See by Chloe at my-wardrobe.com

Gold Quill Ring at modcloth.com ~ Key to the City Ring at modcloth.com
Ippolita Movie Star Ring at bagborrowsteal.com
Gold Frog Ring by Kenneth Jay Lane at charmandchain.com
Kate Spade Catnapper Mouse Ring at nordstrom.com
Single Feather & Jewel Ring by Iosselliani at my-wardrobe.com
Gorjana Glacier Dome Ring at piperlime.com

Karl Lagerfeld Is Looking a Little Mousy

Jill@TrendDeLaCreme.com (Jill @ Trend de la Creme) — Wed, 28 Oct 2009 12:45:00 +0000

Adding fuel to my already nonsensical Karl Lagerfeld obsession, the amazing Anna at The House of Mouse created this Karl Lagermouse original (complete with sunglasses, french cuff shirt, and ponytail.) I wonder if he prefers Gouda over cheddar? Or maybe he's just lactose intolerant.

The Sexy, Sexy Spider

Jill@TrendDeLaCreme.com (Jill @ Trend de la Creme) — Mon, 26 Oct 2009 13:58:00 +0000

Triumph Awards, Japan (2009)

I've often wondered what makes spiders alluring to the opposite sex given their man-hating reputation. For instance, after a prolonged courtship, the female black widow kills her mate before laying her eggs. And during intercourse, the Australian male redback spider somersaults and twists its abdomen directly onto the fangs of the female as a sacrifice to increase his chances of paternity. This role-reversal undoubtedly draws some correlation between appearing as the weaker of the sexes while secretly wielding the power to overtake and possibly consume the dominant partner. In line with one of the tenants of S & M, it begs this question: "Do men find their own weakness and vulnerability to be the real turn on?"

Black Sheer Sexy Spider Teddy

Latex Rubber Spider Corset by Cathouse

Spiderweb Boyshort by Brooklyn Fox

Spider Lace Up Bustier by bebe

Spider Web Sheer Bodystocking ~ Spider Web Three Piece Set

Spider Web Boyshort

Spider Web Pantyhose ~ Black Spiderweb Pantyhose

Vinly Spider Web Overlay Corset

Spider Web G-String by Liandaina

Spider Web Printed Halter Tie Top & String-Tie Thong

Spider & Web Thigh High Stockings

Spider Web Halter Neck Negligee

Dead Birds Don't Cry...

Jill@TrendDeLaCreme.com (Jill @ Trend de la Creme) — Fri, 23 Oct 2009 16:23:00 +0000

...but they do make interesting jewelry.

Laser Cut 'Tragedy' Necklace by Miju

MTV Can't Cure Cancer...

Jill@TrendDeLaCreme.com (Jill @ Trend de la Creme) — Thu, 22 Oct 2009 15:22:00 +0000

...but maybe it will make your boo-boo's feel better! Johnson & Johnson launched a limited-edition series of Band-Aids featuring artwork by Brazilian indie artists Carla Barth and João Lelo. The brand hopes to reach audiences looking to express themselves (so expect to see them on the skinned knees of skateboarders and x-gamers). Unfortunately, they are only be available in Brazil (unless we cry really loud and make lots of noise.)

Let's hope this collaboration means that VH1 has a limited-edition set coming out featuring the cast of Best Week Ever :) I would totally wear them!!

Would You Dress Like a Gift Basket?

Jill@TrendDeLaCreme.com (Jill @ Trend de la Creme) — Thu, 22 Oct 2009 08:03:00 +0000

If the answer is "yes," then you're in luck! As part of his Spring 2010 collection, Japanese designer Toshikazu Iwaya dressed his models heads in cellophane and bows. Perfect for giving yourself as a gift, don't you think?

The Destructive Forces of Alexander McQueen

Jill@TrendDeLaCreme.com (Jill @ Trend de la Creme) — Wed, 21 Oct 2009 18:13:00 +0000

The wings of a Brahmid Moth [link]

I would tell you that I'm tiring of Alexander McQueen's obsession with intricate symmetrical patterns, were it not for the obsessive attention to detail in his Spring 2010 designs. According to Style.com, this latest collection entitled "Plato's Atlantis" was created to cast an apocalyptic forecast of the future ecological meltdown of the world. With humankind made up of creatures that evolved from the sea, McQueen used fashion to demonstrate how man may be heading back to an underwater future as the ice cap dissolves.

Dress from Alexander McQueen's 2010 Spring Collection

To understand what McQueen means, one must first understand the story of the lost continent of Atlantis. It starts in 355 B.C. with the Greek philosopher Plato. As legend goes, 9000 years before the time of Plato, after the people of Atlantis became corrupt and greedy, Plato writes that the gods decided to destroy them. A violent earthquake shook the land, giant waves rolled over the shores, and the island sank into the sea, never to be seen again.

Alexander McQueen shoe vs. moth cocoon (pupa)

Unbeknownst to McQueen, his collection bore an uncanny similarity to another ecologically destructive force: the moth. Sturdy and more resistant to pesticides than mosquitoes and flies, moths are one of the most devastating creatures to our natural forests (destroying a million acres of trees every year.) They have also been known to swarm entire cities, traveling upwards of 100 kilometers a day by hitching a ride on high-altitude winds.

Amazing how something so tiny and beautiful can wreak such havoc, a reaffirmation that none of us are immune to catastrophic disaster. So, is McQueen's collection a modern day work of fiction? Or is it an ancient premonition come to life?

The Coolest Way To Spend $15

Jill@TrendDeLaCreme.com (Jill @ Trend de la Creme) — Tue, 20 Oct 2009 21:44:00 +0000

Sunglasses Applique Purse at TopShop.com

Hide Your Bicuspids

Jill@TrendDeLaCreme.com (Jill @ Trend de la Creme) — Mon, 19 Oct 2009 10:35:00 +0000

Sterling Silver & Human Teeth Rings

Australia native, Polly Van der Glas, has a bone to pick. Okay, not actually a bone, but another body part that's also hard and white: your teeth. You see, all of her work is handmade in Melbourne, with sterling silver, human hair and human teeth. "Teeth are particularly difficult to come by, so any donations are gratefully accepted," says Polly on her website. Hey, at least she's honest. And who knows? Maybe this is an opportunity for fashionistas to immortalize their wisdom teeth?

Sterling Silver & Human Teeth Necklaces

Sterling Silver & Human Teeth Earrings

Just Strumming My Kokeshi...

Jill@TrendDeLaCreme.com (Jill @ Trend de la Creme) — Mon, 19 Oct 2009 09:54:00 +0000

The artist behind Koi Ukulele's out of Kauai, Hawaii is known for his custom, one-of-a-kind designer pieces. And, believe you me when I say that I never thought I'd utter the words, "I need a ukulele!" until I came across his recent Kokeshi Doll creation. Okay, so maybe need is a strong word. But it sure is adorable, aside from the blow-up doll mouth. (Hmmm, do you think they make blow up kokeshi dolls somewhere in Japan? Okay, wait. Never mind. I don't think I want an answer to that question.)

Chinese Opera by Amai Rodriguez

Jill@TrendDeLaCreme.com (Jill @ Trend de la Creme) — Fri, 16 Oct 2009 13:40:00 +0000

Amai Rodríguez, an award winning designer from Galicia, Spain, brought more than imagination to the runway for Spring 2010. Her collection, divided into three concepts (circus, childhood, and religion), may have seemed like a drug-induced dream (hallucination?) but in fact, it made a myriad of bold social and political statements. It also did something else -- it reminded me of the symbolic colors and forms used in Chinese opera to convey emotion.

In Chinese opera, performers dress in elaborate and colorful costumes that work as a ranking sign of the character. Chinese opera follows other traditional Chinese arts in emphasizing meaning, rather than accuracy, with the highest aim of each performer to put beauty into every motion. The symbolic and aesthetic meaning of these elements (color & motifs) is the driving force behind the emotional connection the audience has with the players.

"In Chinese opera, color takes the audience on a magical journey where it not only lights up the stage with an array of radiant hues; it also stirs up specific emotions and allows the audience to feel and understand the story being told. While the cultural meaning and symbolism of color in China has been significantly influenced by the principles of Feng Shui, the masks of the Chinese opera use color to offer a more expressive point of view." - Kate Smith, SensationalColor.com

Amai Rodriguez also used color to take the audience on a magical journey, telling her three part story with elaborate headpieces, bold color combinations, exaggerated layering, and contrasting prints. Albeit a risky one, her McQueen-esque attention to detail makes this one of my favorite collections of 2010. Enjoy!

Images: vogue.es and flickr

Currently Obsessed With: Joo Sweetie

Jill@TrendDeLaCreme.com (Jill @ Trend de la Creme) — Fri, 16 Oct 2009 08:49:00 +0000

'Frida' Doll Face Necklace

I'm a huge fan of original artwork, especially when it's on the cheap. So when I came across these hand-painted necklaces by Joo Sweetie for only $20 bucks a pop, I immediately choked (then promptly started putting together a list of people on my Xmas list who might like to own one of them -- including myself, of course!)

'Bubble Gum' Doll Face Necklace

'Luchador' Doll Face Necklace

'I Wonder Doll' Face Necklace

'Carmen Doll' Face Necklace

'Marilyn' Doll Face Necklace

'My Vegetarian Boyfriend' Doll Face Necklace

'Where Will I Go' Doll Face Necklace

'Wednesday' Doll Face Necklace

'Your Highness' Doll Face Necklace

'Anticipation' Doll Face Necklace

Foil Balloon Purses? Um, Yeah.

Jill@TrendDeLaCreme.com (Jill @ Trend de la Creme) — Thu, 15 Oct 2009 22:20:00 +0000

As part of her Spring 2010 runway show during Cibeles Madrid Fashion Week, designer Krizia Robustella unveiled these (obnoxious? interesting? unexpected?) handbags made from foil balloons. Something I don't mind getting on my birthday, but not something I'd sling over my shoulder. Let's just hope Lady Gaga doesn't catch wind of them, or we're in for months of foil balloon hell.

Images: daylife

Do Koala's Suck?

Jill@TrendDeLaCreme.com (Jill @ Trend de la Creme) — Tue, 13 Oct 2009 18:24:00 +0000

Yes, according to these mini Bic lighters by Darcel x Colette. Of course, so does summer, vomiting, and being alone, but you already knew that. (I personally think koalas rule!)

Dino Alves: 'No' To Mind Control

Jill@TrendDeLaCreme.com (Jill @ Trend de la Creme) — Tue, 13 Oct 2009 12:51:00 +0000

Photo: [link]

The concept of wearing a tin foil hat to shield the brain from such influences as electromagnetic fields and mind control has long been associated with conspiracy theorists (and paranoid schizophrenia, among others.) The belief is that such a creation can prevent harassment from governments, spies or paranormal beings by blocking radio frequency radiation that can penetrate the skull and leech or implant information into a person's brain.

So, imagine my surprise (shock? look of horror?) when these tin foil-esque hats appeared on Dino Alves' Spring 2010 runway. Either he's protecting the models from some unforeseen danger, or he's guarding them from the belly laughs and harsh criticism they'll get from wearing these ridiculous headpieces. (Sad, because I'm usually a huge fan of his work!)

They Shoot Porn Stars, Don't They?

Jill@TrendDeLaCreme.com (Jill @ Trend de la Creme) — Tue, 13 Oct 2009 07:53:00 +0000

So, what happens to porn stars during a recession? Read this excellent article by Susannah Breslin to find out. (Note: Not suitable for Baptist missionaries or the faint of heart.)

Kokeshi Kisses

Jill@TrendDeLaCreme.com (Jill @ Trend de la Creme) — Sun, 11 Oct 2009 22:33:00 +0000

Call me crazy, but I'm still convinced that the Marc Jacobs advertising campaign featuring Victoria Beckham was inspired by Japanese kokeshi dolls. So, when I saw these Pupa Kokeshi Doll makeup kits, I went absolutely bonkers (because, as you probably already know, I get a little obsessed when I see a trend brewing.) And, while they're not cheap, they're beyond irresistible. I mean, c'mon . . . aren't they absolutely delicious?

Gaga's Ode to Douchebag Hair

Jill@TrendDeLaCreme.com (Jill @ Trend de la Creme) — Wed, 07 Oct 2009 08:27:00 +0000

Hats off to Lady Gaga who unknowingly gave mad props to orange 'man tans' and douchebag hair with her freakish getup at the VMA's. I was instantly transported to an article by Mike Albo of Details Magazine in which he asked millions of American men the $100,000 question, "Do you have douchebag hair?" In his column he wrote:

"Browse online gossip sites, check out the celebrity weeklies, flip through TV channels—maybe even look in the mirror—and the array of faux-hawks, carefully rendered spikes, grossly asymmetrical parts, tinted tips, and meticulously messed-up bed-heads makes it clear that we are living in the era of douchebag hair. Perhaps the saddest part is that for these guys, their coif is their crowning stylistic achievement. These hairstyles—which are likely to have been teased, dyed, sculpted, flat-ironed, and gelled—are the results of the kind of time and effort that’s usually devoted to space-exploration programs."

So, thanks again Gaga! Maybe you freaked out the masses, but I am eternally grateful for having been reminded of how ridiculously out of control the douchebag hair trend has gotten! (Who knows if the VH1's Tool Academy would be half as funny without them!?)

Mike & Josh, VH1's Tool Academy

Matsuflex and Tyler, VH1's Tool Academy

Two random douchebags

Random douchebag and Frank Gotti (of "Growing Up Gotti")

Just Bite Me

Jill@TrendDeLaCreme.com (Jill @ Trend de la Creme) — Wed, 07 Oct 2009 07:35:00 +0000

Black Resin Bite Me Ring by Jessica Kagan Cushman
Silver Bite Me Ring by Femme Metale

Pop Art Toaster with "Bite Me" design plate

Bite Me Sleep Set by Armhole

Bite Me Memo Clips by Office Playground

Bite Me Necklace by Melanie Favreau

Bite Me Driving Gloves by Needle Queen

Bite Me Necklace by Tilly Bloom

Direct Me to the Ladies Room

Jill@TrendDeLaCreme.com (Jill @ Trend de la Creme) — Tue, 06 Oct 2009 14:30:00 +0000

Kallol Datta, dubbed "Calcutta’s edgiest designer," continues to live up to his reputation for Spring 2010. Case in point: These "bathroom sign" inspired prints, featuring female+female and male+male pairings, including a strategically placed (and equally mysterious) amputee for which I have no real explanation. In any event, these make good conversation pieces if nothing else. Just be careful that you don't get peed on by drunken onlookers.

"I prefer not to restrict myself to a particular theme; instead try a carefully careless look. Most of the people might find me crazy, but that's what I am," - Kallol Datta