Trend de la Crème

Flying Origami Nuns

Jill@TrendDeLaCreme.com (Jill @ Trend de la Creme) — Thu, 19 Nov 2009 17:39:00 +0000

Jeffrey Tan, S/S 2010

Indonesian designer Jeffrey Tan busted out these flying nun creations [fit for a Japanese seminary] at Jakarta Fashion Week on Tuesday. Definitely a "Jean Paul Gaultier meets Christopher Kane" collection, don't you think? Let's just hope this isn't the last we see of him. I actually think his designs are starting to grow on me!

Why You Zippin?

Jill@TrendDeLaCreme.com (Jill @ Trend de la Creme) — Tue, 17 Nov 2009 14:41:00 +0000

What? You didn't really think I'd leave you hanging without a few options to accessorize your Balmain zipper bootie knock-offs, did you? (Want to make your own? Check out this tutorial from Sally McGraw at Already Pretty!)

Zipper Swirl Necklace by Adia Kibur
Silver Zipper Necklace at mossonline.com
Multi Zip Cuff Bracelet at talullahtu.co.uk

Zipper Necklaces by Reborne Jewelry

Large Zipper Ring by Wildcat
Hammered Zipper Ring by Guess
Sterling Silver Ring at silvershop.org
Doris Viñas Small Zipper Ring at sfmoma.com

"Ripples In Time" Zipper Necklace by Love Marigold

Zipper Necklace by Tom Binns
Black Zipper Bangle by Verela
Silver Zipper Bracelet by Guess

Graphite Zipper Necklace by Designer Playground

Spiral Zipper Necklace & Earrings
Cluster Zipper Necklace by Tai
Rosette Zip Bracelet by Ca-Cao
Gray Zipper Bracelet Anne van Dijk

Sorry Doctor, I Have a Headache

Jill@TrendDeLaCreme.com (Jill @ Trend de la Creme) — Tue, 17 Nov 2009 13:26:00 +0000

I've seen a myriad of kinky sex toys, but this seriously takes the cake! Complete with a vaginal speculum -- that opens up to 4" wide, mind you -- a bottle of lube, and "after play" cleaner, this kit takes playing doctor to a whole new level. (A level that I honestly hope my elevator never stops on. Let's hope there isn't a "Bend Over and Cough 3 Times" kit in the works.) Sorry, ladies. Hospital gown and paper sheet not included.

Pipedream Play Dr. Speculum Kit

ioffer is totally i-ddictive!

Jill@TrendDeLaCreme.com (Jill @ Trend de la Creme) — Mon, 16 Nov 2009 15:32:00 +0000

Photo: [link]

As you can imagine, I get a million emails a day from companies asking me to check out their wares. So, when I was asked to check out iOffer.com, I was like, "Yeah. Okay. Whatevs." Homepage? Nothing to write home about. Searchability? A little "glitchy." All prices negotiable? Stop right there! Now THIS is something I can get interested in...

Here's the deal: iOffer.com is like a virtual swap meet. You have to sift through some stinkers to find the gems. But when you find one, you feel like a real super sleuth. Like Priceline, you can "name your price" on everything from clothing and accessories to electronics and housewares. (Ignore the price tags, they're only there if you're NOT interesting in bartering the price down.) It's not like eBay where the clock is ticking. You're not trying to outbid the competition. It really just depends on how the seller is feeling when they get your offer. (There is even an option to swap -- yes, I said SWAP -- if you'd rather pay with "stuff" instead of cash.)

Of course, like any swap meet, you're going to find fakes and "too good to be true" items. So, check out the seller before you make an offer (unless you're looking for a knock off, that is!) And with the economy in the shitter for yet another holiday season, the opportunity to name your price is a blessing in disguise. Check out some of the items I found:

Paul Smith Messenger Bag

Filigree 8-Day Cuckoo Clock

Carp Fish Vinyl Decals

gHD Hair Straightening Iron

Links of London Friendship Bracelet

Please Don't Fill In the Blanks

Jill@TrendDeLaCreme.com (Jill @ Trend de la Creme) — Fri, 13 Nov 2009 15:34:00 +0000

Ripped See Through Swing Leggings by Maurie & Eve
Ripped Ankle Legging by Arden B.

Ripped Olivia Leggings by LnA
Skinny Doubleknit Slashed Leggings by Citizens of Humanity

Hole Tights by Emilio Cavallini
Black Laser Cutout Leggings at missselfridge.com

Laddered Leggings by Lindsay Lohan
Black Leather Galters by Rodarte

Laddered Opaque Tights & Grunge Laddered Tights at missselfridge.com
Slashed Footless Tights at topshop.com

Seamless Hole Leggings & Seamless Rip Leggings at wetseal.com

Front Slashed Leggings by Affliction
Lace Cutout Leggings by Young Machines

Ripped Leggings by So Rocker

Half Ripped Leggings by David Lerner

Gimpy Greetings!

Jill@TrendDeLaCreme.com (Jill @ Trend de la Creme) — Fri, 13 Nov 2009 09:01:00 +0000

"In Suspense"

I always had a sneaking suspicion that Barbie and Ken had a secret stash of whips and ball gags. But these humorously orchestrated "Fetish Dollies" greeting cards by UK-based Nancy Farmer have me convinced that I might actually be on to something. Each doll features Nancy's own handcrafted accessories (gimp masks and body harnesses included) and there are even a few with some unmentionables that you'll just have to click to see for yourself. (The perfect addition to your "Smorkin Labbit Lil Gimp" bondage collection," no?)

Currently Obsessed With: Repulsive Jewelry

Jill@TrendDeLaCreme.com (Jill @ Trend de la Creme) — Thu, 12 Nov 2009 09:44:00 +0000

"Fumifobia" Collar Necklace

Take a handful of objects that repel people (like cigarettes, x-acto knives, rusty nails, rabbit poop, and syringes) and combine them with some art school talent and you get "Repel," a collection of necklaces designed by Alexandra Chaney that are striking from a distance and equally striking closeup. And, while totally impractical as wearable pieces, I expect to see some amazing things from her in the future! Check out this video to see the entire collection:

"Fumifobia" Collar Necklace

"Aichmophobia" Collar Necklace

"Aichmophobia" Collar Necklace

"Aprilophobia" Collar Necklace

Images: On Magazine

"Bulge Enhancing" Underwear -- Nope, Not Kidding.

Jill@TrendDeLaCreme.com (Jill @ Trend de la Creme) — Thu, 12 Nov 2009 08:00:00 +0000

Frontal Enhancing Technology? Hey baby, tell me more! Oh wait, this "technology" doesn't actually enhance the front of a man's anatomy? It's all just smoke and mirrors?? (How dare men step foot in the world of push up bras, body shapers, and butt enchancers!) Sorry boys, but women coveted this sweet spot first and we're not sharing in body fakery. At least not when it comes to "the bulge." Got it?

Thanks to Andrew Christian's new Shock Jock undwear, men of all shapes *ahem* and sizes can look like a distant relative of Ron Jeremy thanks to a built in cup that adds girth and dimension. But, like push up bras, anyone interested in getting into these bad boys will be sorely disappointed when they get a look at the actual goods. Sorry guys, but didn't anyone ever tell you that it's the motion in the ocean -- not the size of the waves -- that rocks a woman's boat? (Unless, that is, these are really intended for locker room upsizing by fellow lower decker pecker checkers.)

Splurge vs. Steal: Zipper Booties

Jill@TrendDeLaCreme.com (Jill @ Trend de la Creme) — Wed, 11 Nov 2009 17:34:00 +0000

Uma Zipper Booties by Balmain

They say imitation is the biggest form of flattery. And given the current state of my bank account, I'm fortunate that designers chose these Balmain 'Uma' Zipper Booties (above) to knock off. Of course, none of them have the exact je ne sais quoi of the Balmain boot, but at 80-90% less can you really complain?

Zip Detail Boots by La Fresha

Black Zipper Boot at Oak NYC

Legal Zipper Wedge Bootie by Jeffrey Campbell

Zip Detail Ankle Boots by Ribbonne

Prita Zippered Ankle Booties by Qupid Luxe

Lupo Zipper Bootie by Dollhouse

Zip Bootie by ZiGiny

Zipper Trim Ankle Boot at Forever 21

Bloom Putty: The Modern Girl's Stress Ball

Jill@TrendDeLaCreme.com (Jill @ Trend de la Creme) — Wed, 11 Nov 2009 16:20:00 +0000

"Gumball Burst"

Take a gob of goo that looks good enough to eat, add a yummy scent to it, and make it malleable enough to stretch, squeeze, and manipulate into a million different shapes and you get -- drumroll please -- Bloom Putty. Created to relieve stress, fight boredom, work as a mood enhancer, and inspire creativity these pretty putty balls will likely become a staple on every modern girls office desk. After all, why settle for a boring old stress ball when you can have one of these instead?

"Apple Jill," "Buttered Popcorn," "Icing on the Cake," and "Shake Like Jelly"

"Citrus Circus," "Cotton Candies," "Midnight Berry," and "Peppermint Stix"

C'mon LV -- Just One More Season With Madge!

Jill@TrendDeLaCreme.com (Jill @ Trend de la Creme) — Mon, 09 Nov 2009 17:41:00 +0000

When NY Mag reported last week that Lara Stone was in line to dethrone Madonna's Louis Vuitton reign in Spring 2010, my heart sank. Not because I'm a huge fan of Madonna, or because I thought the Material Girl was even remotely appropriate for the line. In all honesty, I was hoping to see her decked out in one of these trash bag ensembles from the S/S '10 collection (maybe with a banana peel in her hair for authenticity?) *sigh* Looks like Madge got kicked to the curb before Hefty couture even had time to catch on.

Louis Vuitton, Spring 2010

Anna Wintour Exposed For the Rat She Is!

Jill@TrendDeLaCreme.com (Jill @ Trend de la Creme) — Mon, 09 Nov 2009 17:09:00 +0000

Just when you thought it couldn't get any better than Karl Lagermouse, the lovely Anna at The House of Mouse does it again. But this time, it's Anna 'The Rat' Wintour, fashion's most poweful (and most hated) diva extraordinaire -- complete with her signature bob haircut, oversized sunglasses, fur-trimmed jacket, and Hermès Birkin bag.

Show Off Your Hooters

Jill@TrendDeLaCreme.com (Jill @ Trend de la Creme) — Fri, 06 Nov 2009 16:23:00 +0000

Harajuku Owl Necklace by Betsy & Iya

MARC by Marc Jacobs Owl Ring ~ Rhinestone Owl Ring at topshop.com
'Put a Ring Owl It' Ring at modcloth.com

Owl Necklace and Earrings by Stolen Thunder

Silver Owl Ring by Vera Meat ~ Gold Owl Ring at girlprops.com
Perched Golden Owl Ring by Galibardy Jewellery

Necklace #1 ~ Necklace #2 ~ Necklace #3 ~ Necklace #4
Necklace #5 ~ Necklace #6 ~ Necklace #7 ~ Necklace #8

White Widow Owl Locket Ring by Tarina Tarantino

Alkemie Jewelry Owl Earrings ~ Kris Nations Small Owl Earrings
Owl Arch Earrings by Alex Monroe ~ Owl Earrings by Steven Shein

The Magic Key Necklace by Tilly Bloom

Bronze Owl Ring by Moonstone Jewelry ~ Silver Owl Ring by Heliotrope
Golden Mother of Pearl Crescent Moon and Black Diamond Owl Ring
Owl Cuff Bracelet by Alkemie ~ Silver Owl Bracelet by David Morgan

Cheap. Ass. Winter. Boots.

Jill@TrendDeLaCreme.com (Jill @ Trend de la Creme) — Wed, 04 Nov 2009 15:20:00 +0000

While searching for a new pair of winter boots to get me through my first icy winter in Boston, I came across some sweet deals too good to keep to myself. Can you guess which pair I snagged for myself?

Maglioli Winter Boots by Aldo
$59.99 (reg. $130)

Fur Suede Lace Up Winter Boots by Mink

$24.99 (reg. $100)

Emilia Nylon Fur Mid Calf Wedge Boot by Guess

$52.99 (reg. $149)

Mid-Calf Boots by Soda
$29.99 (reg. $49.99)

Jaen Faux Fur Leather Boots by AWOL

$39.99 (reg. $120)

Vegan Furry Pom-Poms Knee Mukluk Boots
$39.99 (reg. $80)

So Many Heads, So Little Time...

Jill@TrendDeLaCreme.com (Jill @ Trend de la Creme) — Tue, 03 Nov 2009 04:37:00 +0000

I'm usually a big fan of Vicente Gracia's work, but these animal head pieces from his new "Once Upon a Time" collection remind me of an animal trophy wall at a hunting lodge. *Creepy* What's worse, each piece will run you a minimum of $6,000 USD (the price you pay for setting a new trend, I take it?) Hey, at least you have something for the crazy cat lady on your holiday list! Or that distant relative that you really, really dislike ;)

Once Upon a Time Ring by Vicente Gracia

Once Upon a Time Rigid Cuff by Vicente Gracia

Once Upon a Time Mesh Bracelet by Vicente Gracia

Once Upon a Time Drop Earrings by Vicente Gracia

Once Upon a Time Jeweled Cuff by Vicente Gracia

Currently Obsessed With: Latex Gloves

Jill@TrendDeLaCreme.com (Jill @ Trend de la Creme) — Mon, 02 Nov 2009 14:34:00 +0000

Aniqa Mittens and dress by HMS Latex

In my not-so-imaginary world, the world "latex" usually conjures up images of my yearly gynecological exam, with the doctor snapping on a pair of latex gloves before going in for the kill. But Sophie, the Paris-based designer (and fashionable fetishist) behind HMS Latex has given me pause with these couture latex creations even Gaultier can sink his teeth into. And, while I don't usually wear gloves unless it's colder than a witches tit in a brass bra, I might actually be willing to take a pair of these for a spin. (You can see more of her amazing latex creations, including gowns, separates, and lingerie here.)

Bow Mittens

Rose Mittens

Delicacy Mittens

Viva Van Story Photography

It's a Trap

Jill@TrendDeLaCreme.com (Jill @ Trend de la Creme) — Sun, 01 Nov 2009 08:51:00 +0000

Photo by Mario Sorrenti

Have you ever seen a footless bear or a three-legged beaver? Well, thanks to foothold traps, they actually exist in the wild. Several states have banned the use of these traps (which are primarily used by hunters to trap and skin fur-bearing animals.) But these [barbaric] traps continue to hide among the brush and grass, trapping everything from neighborhood dogs and cats to the occasional human. Even supermodels aren't immune, as demonstrated by the photo of Gemma Ward (above).

For those of you interested in displaying one of these antiquated torture devices on your person, I've assembled the recent proliferation of trap accessory options for your viewing pleasure. Just don't be surprised if/when an animal rights activist throws you a wicked stare. After all, to some it would be akin to wearing a pendant of a baby seal getting it's skull crushed in.

Hunting Trap Cuff by Georgo Phillip Pecenikov

Cupcake Bear Trap Tee by Black Chandelier

Bear Trap Ring by Eddie Borgo

Gummy Bear Trap Tee by Snorgtees

Green Day Family Bear Trap Messenger Bag

Bear Trap Heart Tee by Brainchild

The Beartrap Necklace by This Charming Man

Get This Look: Imelda Matt Does Matte Gold

Jill@TrendDeLaCreme.com (Jill @ Trend de la Creme) — Fri, 30 Oct 2009 08:34:00 +0000

I love it when a man takes fashion risks (especially when it's a swanky shoe blogger from down under). Yes, that's right! It's my beloved Imelda Matt all decked out in matte gold foil. But swanky Aussie men aren't the only ones allowed to rock this trend. Here are some of my current faves, from tops and skirts to an entire arsenal of matching accessories.

Top with Asymmetrical Neck Line at brownsfashion.com
Metallic Gold Pants at yesstyle.com ~ Gold Tunic Tank at wetseal.com
Gold Mine Skirt with Bow at modcloth.com

Melissa Wing Tips in Gold Token at modcloth.com
Gold Karim Rashid Cut Out Wedge by Melissa at my-wardrobe.com
Michael Antonio Eden Gladiator Booties at flyjane.net
Kurt Geiger Amadeus Gold Courts Platform at kurtgeiger.com

Gold Cracked Metallic Ava Clutch by Mulberry at my-wardrobe.com
Black Handle Intrigue Bag at aloharag.com ~ J.Crew Metallic Clutch at jcrew.com
Poor Cow Embossed Disco Pouchette at mytheresa.com
Old Brass Rise & Shine Mini Cross Body by See by Chloe at my-wardrobe.com

Gold Quill Ring at modcloth.com ~ Key to the City Ring at modcloth.com
Ippolita Movie Star Ring at bagborrowsteal.com
Gold Frog Ring by Kenneth Jay Lane at charmandchain.com
Kate Spade Catnapper Mouse Ring at nordstrom.com
Single Feather & Jewel Ring by Iosselliani at my-wardrobe.com
Gorjana Glacier Dome Ring at piperlime.com

Karl Lagerfeld Is Looking a Little Mousy

Jill@TrendDeLaCreme.com (Jill @ Trend de la Creme) — Wed, 28 Oct 2009 12:45:00 +0000

Adding fuel to my already nonsensical Karl Lagerfeld obsession, the amazing Anna at The House of Mouse created this Karl Lagermouse original (complete with sunglasses, french cuff shirt, and ponytail.) I wonder if he prefers Gouda over cheddar? Or maybe he's just lactose intolerant.

The Sexy, Sexy Spider

Jill@TrendDeLaCreme.com (Jill @ Trend de la Creme) — Mon, 26 Oct 2009 13:58:00 +0000

Triumph Awards, Japan (2009)

I've often wondered what makes spiders alluring to the opposite sex given their man-hating reputation. For instance, after a prolonged courtship, the female black widow kills her mate before laying her eggs. And during intercourse, the Australian male redback spider somersaults and twists its abdomen directly onto the fangs of the female as a sacrifice to increase his chances of paternity. This role-reversal undoubtedly draws some correlation between appearing as the weaker of the sexes while secretly wielding the power to overtake and possibly consume the dominant partner. In line with one of the tenants of S & M, it begs this question: "Do men find their own weakness and vulnerability to be the real turn on?"

Black Sheer Sexy Spider Teddy

Latex Rubber Spider Corset by Cathouse

Spiderweb Boyshort by Brooklyn Fox

Spider Lace Up Bustier by bebe

Spider Web Sheer Bodystocking ~ Spider Web Three Piece Set

Spider Web Boyshort

Spider Web Pantyhose ~ Black Spiderweb Pantyhose

Vinly Spider Web Overlay Corset

Spider Web G-String by Liandaina

Spider Web Printed Halter Tie Top & String-Tie Thong

Spider & Web Thigh High Stockings

Spider Web Halter Neck Negligee

Dead Birds Don't Cry...

Jill@TrendDeLaCreme.com (Jill @ Trend de la Creme) — Fri, 23 Oct 2009 16:23:00 +0000

...but they do make interesting jewelry.

Laser Cut 'Tragedy' Necklace by Miju

MTV Can't Cure Cancer...

Jill@TrendDeLaCreme.com (Jill @ Trend de la Creme) — Thu, 22 Oct 2009 15:22:00 +0000

...but maybe it will make your boo-boo's feel better! Johnson & Johnson launched a limited-edition series of Band-Aids featuring artwork by Brazilian indie artists Carla Barth and João Lelo. The brand hopes to reach audiences looking to express themselves (so expect to see them on the skinned knees of skateboarders and x-gamers). Unfortunately, they are only be available in Brazil (unless we cry really loud and make lots of noise.)

Let's hope this collaboration means that VH1 has a limited-edition set coming out featuring the cast of Best Week Ever :) I would totally wear them!!

Would You Dress Like a Gift Basket?

Jill@TrendDeLaCreme.com (Jill @ Trend de la Creme) — Thu, 22 Oct 2009 08:03:00 +0000

If the answer is "yes," then you're in luck! As part of his Spring 2010 collection, Japanese designer Toshikazu Iwaya dressed his models heads in cellophane and bows. Perfect for giving yourself as a gift, don't you think?

The Destructive Forces of Alexander McQueen

Jill@TrendDeLaCreme.com (Jill @ Trend de la Creme) — Wed, 21 Oct 2009 18:13:00 +0000

The wings of a Brahmid Moth [link]

I would tell you that I'm tiring of Alexander McQueen's obsession with intricate symmetrical patterns, were it not for the obsessive attention to detail in his Spring 2010 designs. According to Style.com, this latest collection entitled "Plato's Atlantis" was created to cast an apocalyptic forecast of the future ecological meltdown of the world. With humankind made up of creatures that evolved from the sea, McQueen used fashion to demonstrate how man may be heading back to an underwater future as the ice cap dissolves.

Dress from Alexander McQueen's 2010 Spring Collection

To understand what McQueen means, one must first understand the story of the lost continent of Atlantis. It starts in 355 B.C. with the Greek philosopher Plato. As legend goes, 9000 years before the time of Plato, after the people of Atlantis became corrupt and greedy, Plato writes that the gods decided to destroy them. A violent earthquake shook the land, giant waves rolled over the shores, and the island sank into the sea, never to be seen again.

Alexander McQueen shoe vs. moth cocoon (pupa)

Unbeknownst to McQueen, his collection bore an uncanny similarity to another ecologically destructive force: the moth. Sturdy and more resistant to pesticides than mosquitoes and flies, moths are one of the most devastating creatures to our natural forests (destroying a million acres of trees every year.) They have also been known to swarm entire cities, traveling upwards of 100 kilometers a day by hitching a ride on high-altitude winds.

Amazing how something so tiny and beautiful can wreak such havoc, a reaffirmation that none of us are immune to catastrophic disaster. So, is McQueen's collection a modern day work of fiction? Or is it an ancient premonition come to life?

The Coolest Way To Spend $15

Jill@TrendDeLaCreme.com (Jill @ Trend de la Creme) — Tue, 20 Oct 2009 21:44:00 +0000

Sunglasses Applique Purse at TopShop.com