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Duale endorses Raila Odinga for NASA flag bearer

2017-03-21T21:50:00.000+03:00

In a fresh twist, Aden Duale who is always critical of opposition leader Rails Odinga has endorsed him as the one best placed to be NASA's flag-bearer.

Duale who was speaking in Parliament on Tuesday, March 21 as he introduced the debate on the President's State of the Nation Address urged the alliance to settle on Raila Odinga.

“I humbly ask, don’t take us round, don’t call too many press conferences, we know who among the pack who is ahead," he said.

He went on to state the qualifications which make Raila the one who is best suited to be NASA's flag bearer among the four principals.

"I have worked with him, he has the numbers, he has the resources, he has the think tank, he has been tested, he has been the Prime Minister, give it to Raila Odinga,” he declared.

The alliance is yet to settle on a presidential candidate amidst claims that there is disquiet in the coalition over the flag-bearer.

Reports indicate the committee tasked with developing a scheme on how to choose the flag-bearer wants the four to agree among themselves who should fly the NASA flag.

Sossion sends warning letter to TSC, teachers' strike is on its way

2017-03-21T21:46:00.001+03:00

A nation wide teachers' strike might be in the offing following failure by the Teachers Service Commission to address issues of concern raised by the Kenya National Union of Teachers.

In a letter sent to TSC signed by KNUT Secretary General Wilson Sossion, the teachers union outlines several demands while at the same time seeks an urgent policy meeting.

Among the outstanding issues are: the implementation schedule of the Collective Bargaining Agreement for teachers, employment of more teachers, promotion of tutors with higher qualifications among others.

The union has further warned that TSC takes the letter seriously and convene a meeting between them or matters shall escalate to other levels.

The warning comes barely a week after doctors called off their three-month strike following an agreement with the government.

Teachers last went on strike in 2015, downing tools for over 5 weeks demanding a 50-60 percent pay increase awarded to them by the court.

Citizen TV's Lulu Hassan & Kanze Dena attacked after interviewing Uhuru

2017-03-21T21:24:00.000+03:00

Citizen TV’s news anchors Kanze Dena and Lulu Hassan became subjects of a heated online troll moments after their interview with President Uhuru Kenyatta.

The two celebrated screen gems induced jealousy among their fellow journalists on Monday, March 20, after securing a live interview with Uhuru Kenyatta.

While the interview proved successful, a cross section of the Kenyan public thinks otherwise.

According to a number of Kenyans, specifically one Puot Tap Riak ,Lulu Hassan and Kanze Dena are a disgrace to journalism.

This, he claims is because of the way they handled President Uhuru during the highly anticipated interview.

Puot, just like other some Kenyans on the interwebs think Lulu and Kanze suffered an epic fail with the interview, thanks to their ‘soft’ questions.

The news anchors were accused of playing soft on Uhuru.

According to Puot Tap Riak, Kanze and Lulu could have asked some meaningful and hard-hitting questions like the president’s take on the prevailing cases of corruption in the country.

Puot mercilessly undressed the two respected journalists claiming they shouldn’t have asked trivial questions like how the president spends his free time or his favorite football teams.

Mike Sonko reveals why he got an E grade in Mathematics

2017-03-21T20:56:00.002+03:00

Nairobi Senator Mike Sonko has finally spoken on the issue of him getting an E grade in Mathematics.

The embattled senator on Thursday night, March 16, had shared his KCSE certificate and other important documents on his social media accounts.

This was after the Jubilee party demanded he bring his original KCSE certificate and a certificate of good conduct from the Criminal Investigation Department (CID).

Sonko, scored a mean grade C- but had an E grade in Mathematics, the maths result led to Kenyans mocking the senator claiming with the E in the crucial subject he cannot be trusted to manage the county as governor.

Sonko defended the E grade he got on Twitter, the senator said the year 1992 when he sat for the examination there was mass failure and he was one of the candidates affected by it.

The senator said C+ was the cut-off mark for university in 1992 and he did better with his C- to qualify for a diploma.

''Watu wangu getting an E in maths in 1992 haikuwa mbaya kulikuwa na mass failures mean grade ya kuingia campo was C+ and my mean grade was C-,'' he tweeted.

Before releasing his original KCSE certificate, Sonko had alleged a plot by Jubilee party to deny him a ticket in the upcoming August polls.

The senator said he suspected a section of powerful individuals in the government wanted to lock him out of the Jubilee party nomination process in favour of rival Peter Kenneth.

HORROR after gunmen shoot dead police officer in Kayole

2017-03-21T20:52:00.003+03:00

A police officer has became the latest victim of rampant crime in Nairobi's Eastlands.

Corporal Japheth Mwiti was on Sunday, March 19, at 2:30am attacked by gunmen in Kayole estate Nairobi.

The gunmen shot the officer several times killing him, the gang also seriously injured a female companion of the officer identified as Catherine Wairimu.

The criminals are reported to have escaped with the officer's Jericho pistol serial number 45302342 loaded with 15 rounds of ammunition.

The slain officer was attached to Kayole police station, police have launched a manhunt for the gunmen.

The attackers are also suspected to have been involved in the killing of a 40 year-old man named Wemba Mbakhaya and injuring Natembea Nandoli.

Mbakhaya died on the spot after being shot on the left side of the chest. Nandoli was shot twice on the left side of the neck. He is admitted in hospital in a serious condition.

Eastlands area of Nairobi has experienced increase in crime as the election season approaches.

Residents have complained of inaction by the police.

The most affected parts of Eastlands by the crime wave are; Umoja, Mathare, Eastleigh, Dandora and Kayole.

ANGRY Hassan Joho fires back at Uhuru over bank account

2017-03-21T20:48:00.000+03:00

More trouble seems to be haunting Mombasa Governor Hassan Joho.

This is after Kenya Revenue Authority (KRA) asked for the governor's bank transactions.

The tax-men have written a letter to Diamond Trust Bank (DTB) asking the bank to handover Joho's statement from 2011.

The letter from KRA is dated 14th March 2017 and is signed by Justus Kiuvu representing the Commissioner Investigations.

On Sunday, March 19, in Lamu, an angry Joho described the action by KRA as blackmail organised by the Jubilee government.

The governor told Uhuru he has 3 bank accounts and he can take all the money if he wants.

"Now KRA have written to DTB asking for my statement and I want to tell President Uhuru Kenyatta that I have three accounts; DTB, Barclays and Stanbic. If they want all the money they can take it but I can never relent," he said.

On Monday, March 13, Uhuru openly demeaned Joho by sensationally declaring that he wasn't the governor’s wife, and promised to deal with him accordingly.

This was after, Joho was barred by heavily armed police officers from attending the president's function.

In retaliation, Joho sent a demand note to the National Treasury Cabinet Secretary Henry Rotich demanding a clarification of how much money had been given to Mombasa County from the national Treasury.

Gospel artist Joyce Omondi confuses fans with this angry statement

2017-03-21T20:40:00.000+03:00

Gospel singer Joyce Omondi recently left her fans with questions after posting an acidic message on her social media accounts

The sassy singer, who is married to Citizen’s sports journalist Waihiga Mwaura, surprised fans with the update since most are used to sweet messages from her.

Here is the post:

“As long as you know God is for you, it doesn’t matter who is against you. Broken, spiteful and disingenuous folk manifest their insecurities in all manner of ways. In fact, some people are so broken that they can’t stand seeing others whole. After all, misery loves company.”

“This weekend at church we were reminded that for a child of God there is both pain and joy in all our suffering. God uses our trials and tribulations to expose darkness, build our character, cause us to walk in maturity, lead us to breakthroughs and purpose, and display his glory. He is a good Father. The source of all goodness. No evil dwells in him. We can, therefore, find rest in Him knowing that no weapon fashioned against us shall prosper and every tongue that rises against us He shall condemn (Isaiah 54:17).

“So when the tide rises and the storm rages, remember that all things are working for your good, because He is intentional and no power of hell or scheme of man can ever pluck you from His hand. This is the power of Christ in you and me.

“May this conclusion from the #CITAMSafari Encounter stage study be a blessing to you today: “Though life brings us pain and suffering, we should be encouraged in the fact that even in the suffering, the soul of a Christian is well SECURED in God. Christ our Saviour suffered on the cross for our sake, and through Him we can face EVERY situation with joy and confidence.”

"I fell in love with you, I don’t know how" - Murkomen to Senator Naisula

2017-03-21T20:32:00.001+03:00

Senator Naisula Lesuuda, the ‘yellow-yellow’ beauty siren with silky hair, full African figure, soft hands, eyes and teeth that glow in the dark and a laugh that rings across the room – became Kenya’s youngest Senator in 2013, nominated to represent marginalised communities.

Then she met Senator Onesmus Kipchumba Murkomen, the fire-spitting lawyer turned politician representing the marginalised Egeyo Marakwet. And he fell hopelessly in love, according to documents and photos romantically linking the married Murkomen and Lesuuda, the daughter of the ACK Bishop of Maralal.

So smitten is Murkomen with the 33 year old former TV girl that he confesses his feelings for her in an email in our possession, gushing: “I fell in love with you, I don’t know how, I don’t know where but I did.”

In a WhatsApp chat, he tells Lesuuda he wishes he had met her earlier because she is his ‘match’. “And you just love someone for who and what they are and not just for laying. I love you just like that. Even of (sic) nothing happens I won’t complain as long as I have you,” coos the former varsity lecturer who is under ‘sieke’ from former Inspector General of Police David Kimaiyo who wants to replace him in the Senate.

Lesuuda, the pretty party girl who in her days as a KBC broadcaster would sip her Smirnoff Ice and dance on the table, sends Murkomen crazy, especially when she giggles.

“Your company and presence means a lot to me than anything else and your giggles and you telling me ‘hajana nayo...” reads part of a chat sent while she is preparing to board a plane. She responds, “Leaving in few babes, don’t go away yet...”, the ‘babes’ a term of endearment women use to address the men they love.

One of the undated photos in our possession captures the two senators on the live chat application, Facetime. Murkomen is bare chest while Lesuuda only shows her face. Both of them are in bed. His name on her phone is saved as “Lemaiyan”, perhaps to hide his real identity, but the accompanying picture is that of the senator.

According to our investigations, at the time the two senators were exchanging these lovey-dovey chats, Lesuuda was living with her longtime boyfriend, a little known IT expert.

Theirs appears to be the typical office romance, playful and naughty, and aided in no small measure by the privileges of parliament and the travel opportunities that come with the job.

Take a conversation dated October 19, 2015 in which Lesuuda sends Murkomen a message alerting him about a trip to China, to which he responds: “Kuna ukora nataka tufanye (I want us to get involved in some mischief)”

To which Lesuuda responded: “Enhee I’m all ears...I hope ni kutengeneza mali (I hope we will make money).” Murkomen responds, saying they would organize bunge (parliament) allowance under devolution committee.

According to our sources, Lesuuda has been living the high life since she got involved with Murkomen. It seems they travel together a lot as The Nairobian also got hold of two of their boarding passes to Amsterdam dating back to November 18, 2016. They boarded the plane at the same time, gate and sat next to each other.

The daughter of an Anglican bishop and a businesswoman, the Daystar University graduate is the first born of three children. She grew up in Limuru, Nakuru and Samburu. The Vice-Chairlady of the Kenyan Women’s Parliamentary Association, previously worked as a journalist for the Kenya Broadcasting Corporation (KBC) as a news anchor, reporter and host of Good Morning Kenya.

In 2014 she was rumoured to have a fling with Deputy President William Ruto as she was chosen as part of the delegation that accompanied him in the hustler’s jet to Gabon, Nigeria, Central Africa and Ghana. She denied those rumours vehemently.

Kipchumba Murkomen, on the other hand, was born in 1979 to a squatter in a village in Embobut forest. The lawyer by professio is married to his campus sweetheart Gladys Wanjiru Kipchumba. The couple has three children.

On March 12, Gladys sent her husband birthday wishes, which he shared it on his wall: “Happy birthday sweetheart, Onesimus Kipchumba Murkomen. As you turn a year older we pray that God favours you with a long and fulfilled life that you may achieve all God intended for you for His own Glory... We love you! Enjoy.”

Brenda Wairimu: "Why I haven’t revealed my daughter’s identity"

2017-03-21T20:28:00.002+03:00

Being in the public does come with all manner of intrusion into one’s personal life as Brenda Wairimu found out four days ago.

After she posted a photo of her daughter facing the opposite direction, some fans felt the need to ask why she hid her daughter’s identity to which she responded.

mornamih Mbona hatuonyeshwi kauso?

johapinky Hey ma don't u have real friends in ua life....life is short, kids are precious why u hide UA baby face so much....I promise u such pics tell a sad story not all ua friends will tell u.

Be a proud mother honey..!! Don't go down in history as the mother who never showed her baby face in her pictures...

Handling the queries with decorum she took the time to explain herself and her decision. Hopefully, this will the last time someone questions her choice.

‘’Social media is not life my dear, my decision to shield her identity from social media at least for now, for as long as I can, may not be understood by all including you.

But perhaps if you were a public figure in the public eye yourself, you would understand better, the delicate nature of the situation.

See also: Juliani and fiancée Brenda speak about ‘Honour’
Posting ur babys face on Instagram does not equate being proud of them, or even being a good parent, ask around, plenty of fathers and mothers are parading their kids online, and yet do nothing for the betterment of the kids life or future.

Asante for ur concern lakini, though not very well thought out.’’ She responded.

Why Joho is a thorn in Jubilee’s butt

2017-03-21T20:25:00.001+03:00

There is no way you can discuss the politics of Mombasa and Coast in general without invoking the name and personality of Governor Ali Hassan Joho, easily Kenya’s most recognisable county boss. Jubilee politicians love to hate him alongside Kilifi Governor Amason Kingi.

The two have formed an axis that defies presidential fiat and attempts by Jubilee to impose its will at the Coast, which is traditionally an opposition stronghold.

On the spot last week though was Joho, whose political tiff with President Uhuru Kenyatta has escalated to a point where the head of state threatened to teach him “a lesson.”

In an unprecedented outburst that is now the subject of popular jokes, especially at the Coast where Uhuru told Joho, “I am not your wife,” and suggested that the governor has made a habit of “following me around” whenever he comes to the Coast.

Uhuru was launching the Mtongwe ferry services and the following day, a Tuesday, Joho told The Nairobian that he considered Uhuru’s statement a threat to his life. But he was categorical that he will not stop speaking out against what he considers injustices perpetuated by the Jubilee administration.

“They should stop following me. I am not his wife. He should come here and explain what he has done for this county,” an agitated Uhuru told residents of Mtongwe and added that ,“He (Joho) should not play with us, if he plays with us, we will teach him a lesson!”

And indeed, state security machinery placed Mombasa on lockdown, with armed police surrounding Joho’s house in Nyali to prevent him from attending Uhuru’s function in Mtongwe. Armed police turned up with assault rifles at one of his beachfront properties in Mombasa.

Joho argues that Uhuru’s “threat” should also be taken seriously as “the president said he will deal with me. This means anything (can happen to me). It is a direct threat and it is not easy to handle a direct threat from an African head of state,” Joho who added. He said the ‘threat’ from the president “looks real when someone tells you he will bring you down.”

The latest spat between Joho and Uhuru began on January 5 when the governor accused Jubilee of hoodwinking Coast residents about development projects. During the presidential function, Joho derided the Uhuru administration of “riding” on World Bank and county projects and passing them as its own.

Uhuru’s entourage never forgave this slight, terming it a display of disrespect for the head of state. Shortly, Joho’s name was linked to drug trafficking on social media with discredited reports by the US embassy in 2011 being reproduced as fresh news.

Prior to his US tour, state officials led by Coast Regional Coordinator Marwa launched a failed attempt to link Joho to illegal guns and drugs which ended with Nelson Marwa being sued for defamation.

The yarn that followed was that Joho would be jailed alongside the Akasha brothers in the US, which the governor visited. But Joho shocked all and sundry when the Department of Homeland Security did not arrest him in America.

This US tour added a feather in Joho’s cap and shut his critics.

The tug of war between Joho and Jubilee administration has been brewing since 2016 when Joho’s family containers freight stations were shut down, followed by the withdrawal of his security detail.

Then there was the by-election in Malindi after Uhuru appointed ODM’s Dan Kazungu as Cabinet Secretary. Jubilee lost the elections to ODM candidate Willy Mtengo. Coast Regional Coordinator Marwa blamed the defeat on Joho and Kingi, claiming they orchestrated violence leading to Jubilee’s loss, and hence the state’s withdrawal of their guns and security.

Interior Cabinet Secretary Joseph Nkaissery claimed Joho was temperamental and unfit to own a gun and threatened to arrest him after he declined to surrender the licensed guns. Joho said he was not afraid of arrest and invited Nkaissery to detain him.

But the courts overturned the cancellation of the arms licences and as Joho’s stature grew, so did his criticism of Jubilee. Then there was that small matter of not having a degree, a requirement for a governor. Joho graduated with a new bachelor’s degree in business last year from Gretsa University following a contentious one from Kampala International University.

Uhuru and Joho: Who is lying about Sh40 billion Mombasa allocation?

2017-03-21T20:16:00.001+03:00

Can President Uhuru Kenyatta, Mombasa Governor Hassan Joho and the Commission for Revenue Allocation do their sums?

Uhuru’s sensational accusation that Joho has failed the county, despite getting Sh40 billion over four years, has not been substantiated.

The county says it received only Sh16.4 billion over four years but has done the best it can in development, despite meager Treasury assistance.

The Commission on Revenue Allocation says the county got Sh21.7 billion over that period.

Whatever the figures, there’s an embarrassing gap between what the President, the former minister of Finance (2009-2012 ), and his own CRA has to say.

Uhuru’s advisers are scurrying to prove his assertion and justify his county bashing with debated figures.

The executive has not provided evidence to support his claim.

Still, the county highlighted achievements, “despite limited funding, Sh16.4 billion, from the national government”.

More on this: [VIDEO] Joho lectures Uhuru on hijacking Mombasa projects

Also read: Show us your achievement in Mombasa, Uhuru dares Joho

Uhuru’s point men have tried to make the arithmetic convincing but the numbers don’t add up.

Mwaboza last week said the county has received Sh43.79 billion in the last four years. The JP politician quoted 2013-17 reports by the Controller of Budget and county assembly PAC.

But the document by Mwaboza contained gaps. The sum did not hit Sh43.79 billion.

A spot check on the CRA’s figures showed total allocations (equitable and conditional transfers) is Sh21.7 billion.

The county denies receiving Sh257 million for fiscal 2012-13.

It said the sum cited by CRA and Mwaboza can only be validated via bank statements, adding the figures as stated cannot be relied upon.

CRA and Mombasa records show a deficit of Sh20 billion between what Uhuru and his advisers quoted.

Mwaboza said in 2013-14, the county received national equitable share of Sh4.2 billion, local collections of Sh5.1 billion and donor funding of Sh2.4 billion, total Sh11.7 billion.

He included estimates of local collections, which he said the county got that fiscal year, yet Mombasa failed to meet the target.

The same report quoted by Mwaboza showed Mombasa only raised Sh1.72 billion from local revenue, not Sh5.1 billion. Total allocation for 2013-14 could not, therefore, hit Sh11.7 billion.

Joho last week wrote to Treasury CS Henry Rotich, requesting the deficit be sent to the county.

“I further request for the immediate disbursement of the balance of the Sh40 billion, which is Sh23.6 billion,” he said.

The Governor said that in 2013-14, the county received Sh3.5 billion after Sh700 million was deducted by the state, which claimed it had paid county civil servants.

Read: Joho writes to Rotich, demands Sh23b of Sh40b Uhuru claims Mombasa received

Also read: You can’t hold Mombasa back, Joho tells National Treasury

The CRA report, however, showed in 2013-14, the county got 4.3 billion.

In 2014-15, Mwaboza said the county received a national equitable share of Sh4.74 billion, Sh5.12 billion local collection and donors (Sh3.92 billion), totalling to Sh13.78 billion.

But the report by the Controller of Budget, which Mwaboza said he relied on, showed, during the first nine months, the county received only Sh3.07 billion from the Treasury.

It said the county raised Sh1.97 billion from local sources, with Sh435 million brought forward from the previous year. This does not add up to the Sh13.78 billion cited by Mwaboza.

Joho’s letter to Rotich showed he received only Sh4.7 billion that year. But CRA records showed the county was awarded Sh200 million more.

In 2015-16, Mwaboza said national equitable share was Sh5.16 billion, local collection Sh5.18 billion and conditional grant Sh573 million, totalling Sh10.91 billion annual allocation.

However, a report by the Controller of Budget, which Mwaboza purportedly quoted, says the county was not given the funds, but was expected to get the cited cash.

For instance, the report said the county was expected to collect Sh5.18 billion from local sources, but according to the Local Revenue National Exchequer Issues and County Expenditure Performance managed to raise Sh2.9 billion only.

In the same year, Joho said he got only Sh5.8 billion. CRA records show the county received Sh5.9 billion, not Sh10.91 billion quoted by Mwaboza.

In this year, Mwaboza said the county is to receive Sh7.4 billion, Sh5.7 billion from the national equitable share, Sh4 billion from local collection. He did not provide evidence.

Joho’s letter showed the county got Sh3.5 billion. CRA showed the county is set to get Sh6.3 billion.

Main reason why most M-shwari loans are taken at 3:00 AM

2017-03-19T00:30:00.003+03:00

NTV business journalist Wallace Kantai has spoken of a very interesting conversation he had with Central Bank Governor Patrick Njoroge.

Apparently, most mobile phone loans (Mshwari, KCB Mpesa etc.) are taken during some very unusual hours. Upto a third of all loans are taken between 3 a.m. and 5 a.m.

It would make sense that the people driving this habit (at this time) are drunkards paying for their night out, but the actual reason for this habit is quite noble.

Small business-people, the kind who work in ‘vibanda’ and markets, are actually the ones behind this habit.

This is how Wallace explained it on Facebook.

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‘Was told a very interesting story by the Central Bank Governor: Turns out that, for one of the mobile phone credit services, up to a third of loans are taken between the hours of 3 a.m. and 5 a.m. Most are repaid within twenty four hours. When the CBK dug deeper into this statistic, here is what they found out: a mama mboga (fruit and veg seller, for the non-Kiswahili speakers among us – typically a woman) will be awake at that hour, and borrow around 5,000 bob.

She will then send money to her wholesaler at Marikiti. Once she’s placed her order, she then sends money to her mkokoteni – handcart – dude, who knows where to drop off the consignment. She then wakes the children up, prepares them for, and dispatches them off to, school. She then calls her nduthi – motorbike – guy, who picks her up at home and drops her off at her trading location. She trades all day, and by evening, repays the mobile loan, only to begin the process again a few hours later.

Kenyan – and African – economies are wondrous things. While technology for some may be about drones and AI, with fancy terms like Fintech thrown in for good measure, the humble mobile phone has revolutionised lives.

Raila Odinga: This is the true State of the Nation (Full text)

2017-03-19T00:29:00.000+03:00

This is a full statement by Cord leader Raila Odinga in response to President Uhuru Kenyatta’s ‘State of the Nation’ address.

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WASHINGTON, DC
16TH MARCH 2017:
PRESS RELEASE BY RT. HON RAILA ODINGA:

TRUE STATE OF THE KENYAN NATION:

The overarching theme of the State of the Nation address by President Uhuru Kenyatta yesterday was that the Jubilee regime has delivered on its pledges, the nation is in great shape and all Kenyans should be cheering.

According to the President, the economy is booming and all elements of economic well-being could not be more sound.

We do not intend to argue with the President’s alternative facts because it would be a futile exercise. It is not our duty to persuade a leader from believing what he has chosen to believe despite all the evidence to the contrary. We only wish to make a few observations that matter for people.

Millions of Kenyans are starving. As the President painted a glowing picture of its tenure and the nation yesterday, reports by the very government he heads indicate that the number of Kenyans facing starvation has risen to 2.7 million in 2017 compared to 1.7 million last year.

The Jubilee administration has sent appeals for food aid all over the world.
The famine ravaging the land is the final repudiation of Jubilee policies on agriculture and food security. Droughts do not cause famines. Famines are caused by the failure to mitigate droughts. Jubilee promised to make our deserts bloom. The 1million acre irrigation promise was just cheap talk. Yet the President says his Jubilee administration has delivered. Mr. President, where is the food?

Kenyans across all walks of life, from smallholder farmers to captains of industry are also wondering which economy the President was talking about. Pension funds and other investors in the Nairobi Stock exchange lost Ksh.120 billion in 2016. The slide continues. A record number of companies listed on the Nairobi stock exchange have issued profit warnings. More than 10,000 Kenyans were laid off by big companies last year. These lay-offs have knock on effects on smaller businesses that depend on these big companies as well as the laid off employees. The Jubilee administration contends that these layoffs have been more than compensated by jobs created by the foreign investors flocking the country. These both foreign investors and their multitude of employees are hiding in plain sight.

A survey by the Kenya National Bureau of Statistics (KNBS) last year revealed that business establishments that were started or acquired within the last two years accounted for 61.3 per cent of the total businesses closed. The highest number of establishments shut down was in 2015. The main reason cited for business closure was shortage of operating funds owing to increased operating expenses, declining income and losses incurred from businesses.

The President painted a glowing picture of Jubilee’s achievements in the energy sector. Yet Kenya’s industrial power costs remain much higher than that of our competitors. It stands at an average of Ksh17 per kilowatt hour (kWh) compared to Tanzania’s Sh12 per unit ($0.12), Egypt’s $0.11 (Sh11), Ethiopia’s $0.09 (Sh9) and South Africa’s and $0.06 (Sh6).

It is not possible to have a meaningful conversation on healthcare with a Government that believes that equipment is more important than doctors and health workers in general or on education with an administration that believes laptops and tablets can deliver results without teachers.

The Jubilee administration had no qualms leasing diagnostic equipment for Ksh.5b a year, but could not care less about the working conditions of doctors and health workers in the public hospitals. It has had no qualms dedicating billions to laptops while fimding it unnecessary to raise teachers’ pay.
Can equipment autonomously treat and care for the sick or teach students? Jubilee seems to think so.

For months now, we have been treated to a national comedy of a President running helter skelter desperately looking for projects to commission. In this frantic, fruitless search for tangible achievements lies the biggest mystery of the Jubilee administration. Every year, the Jubilee Government’s development budget has exceeded the national revenue share of the counties, with which the counties finance both recurrent and development budget.
The Jubilee development budget for four years is Ksh.1.9 trillion. Transfers to the counties on the other hand in the same period amounts to Ksh.970 billion of which the counties aim to spend only a third or Ksh. 320 billion on development projects.

Having spent close to six times more than the county governments on development projects, the President should not be scavenging for projects to launch. He ought to be overwhelmed by the sheer number of Jubilee projects that need launching. He would not be making whirlwind tours to Central Kenya making promises. He should not have been drowned by demands for water and markets from his supporters in Karatina, Mwea and Gatundu recently. Jubilee has nothing to show for the Ksh. 1.9 trillion development budget in the four years.

Jubilee’s campaign promises from lap tops to bullet trains to grand new sports stadia were crafted to impress the digital generation. The administration’s undoing is that it believed its own hype and has been living in an alternative video games reality, where resources are limitless, and development is measured by the grandiosity of the projects, at our expense.

Jubilee took over a nation of Ksh. 1.5 trillion debt. That debt is now Ksh. 4 trillion and rising. As a Kenyan, has your income increased two and a half times since Jubilee came to power? Your share of the national debt has. And that debt is due and payable. That is why the cost of living is skyrocketing. That is why the Jubilee administration does not want to hear of better terms for doctors or nurses or anybody else. It has already mortgaged the country.

Before Jubilee adopted lies as a tool for governing, the Kenya Roads Board and the National Treasury published yearly reports on the developments in the infrastructure sectors, especially roads. KRB would publish how and where it has spent the proceeds of Fuel Levy while the National Treasury published reports on roads funded by the ex-chequer. Since Jubilee came to power, such reports have been made top secret, nolonger available to citizens. The reason Jubilee wants to lie about roads. Yesterday, the President repeated the familiar lies that some 7000 kilometres of roads have been done. It is a lie.

We challenge are challenging the President to show Kenyans the 7000 kilometres of roads it has constructed in the last four years by category, status and region; what class of road, from where to where?

The President cannot take routine and periodic maintenance of roads; including the gravelling the earth roads, pothole patching, bush clearing and drainage clearance and report it as an achievement.

We challenge the President to give Kenyans a breakdown of the Government of Kenya funding as budgeted by stating which roads were earmarked for development in FY 2013/2014, FY 2015/2016 and FY 2016/2017, how much was spent and when they got completed.

Fellow Kenyans, the way Jubilee has ran Kenya is no way to run a country, or a business, or even family finances.

It is time to call this misadventure off, or we shall surely go over the cliff. As NASA our agenda first and foremost, is to return sanity and honesty to the management of our country, and stewardship of the economy in particular.

This is reflected in the seven pillar policy platform we have agreed on and articulated in our coalition agreement: National reconciliation and healing, resolving historical injustices, realizing equality of women, youth, persons with disabilities, and the disadvantaged communities and groups as mandated by the Constitution (Article 27), strengthening devolution, transforming government into a servant of the people, realizing social and economic rights as enshrined in Article 43 of the Constitution, eradicating poverty and unemployment and dealing decisively with corruption.

It is clear the government is lost and struggling, just when we thought the government has the roadmap. Such is our fate as a nation. The task ahead may look herculean, and indeed it is. The future may look bleak.

But help is at hand. Let’s take faith in the tested principle that the darkest hour of the night comes just before the dawn.

RT HON RAILA ODINGA.

Sauti Sol's Bien Baraza accuses Uhuru of stealing his idea

2017-03-19T00:27:00.000+03:00

According to Bien, Sauti Sol gave President Uhuru Kenyatta a proposal some three years ago after meeting in Mombasa only for them to see the idea being launched this year by some Jamaican artists.

Yesterday, the artistes were invited for the launch of Studio Mashinani, a project by the Ministry of ICT that provides modern recording facilities for talented youth to record their music and other creative products.

According to Bien, all that came from Sauti Sol.

He Posted:

“On December 29 2015 I had the honor to meet with His Excellency The President in Statehouse Mombasa.

The agenda was Kenya Music Industry and Youth. Myself and my sauti sol brothers shared a proposal called STUDIO MASHINANI with His Excellency. It was an extensive project involving Music studios, community radio, ICT Centers and Libraries with the spirit of community service.

We were further instructed to give the proposal to Bruce Odhiambo who was at the time Chair of the Youthfund office. We teamed up with Raphael Obonyo, Cedric Kadenyi tighten the whole proposal with budgets and standard operating systems for the project. The Proposal was sent to the relevant parties.

Only to wake up today a year and some months later to see the project being launched countrywide by a JAMAICAN ARTIST!!!!!! NOT EVEN A KENYAN!!!!!

I am not in any way implying that The President has a hand in this because he deals with millions of things and this may just be one of those that he delegated. I feel so robbed. I plan to make everything public soon. Just so that the ones who want to can learn from it.”

Willy Paul tries to desperately KISS Jamaican singer Alaine

2017-03-19T00:25:00.002+03:00

Gospel singer Willy Paul has been in the headlines for the longest time ever thanks to his new collabo “I DO” with songstress Alaine.

As the two celebrate hitting a million views on YouTube, Willy Paul took to Instagram to share a snippet of the behind the scene footage showing how Alaine is a shy lady.

In the video, Alaine tries to kiss Willy Paul but shies away. But in the ended, they still kissed for the camera.

“You may now KISS the bride…. alaine is a very shy character lol..,” said Willy Paul in the post on Instagram. “But she did it anyway… kiss kiss kiss kiss #Ido. Thank you for the support family.”

Here is the video:

‘Mombasa Raha’ sex-expert Getrude Mungai robbed

2017-03-19T00:24:00.002+03:00

Known popularly by her fans for her hit TV show that was cancelled by K24 ‘Mombasa Raha’, Sexpert Gertrude Mungai felt the wrath of Nairobi traffic thieves just like any other normal Kenyan.

The presenter’s car was vandalized while she was driving between University Way roundabout and Bunyala road roundabout on Uhuru Highway.

She wasn’t injured in the 3pm, Sunday 12 March 2017 incident.

She posted on social media about the daring thief that left her shocked.

“So am driving down uhuru highway n suddenly I hear a loud noise like SOMEONE bumped on the car. On checking I see this man walking away with part of my car like literally walking away with it, not running he just crossed the road removed a paper bag from his pocket put it in n continued walking.

“A few other motorist watching in disbelieve, the driver on the next lane tell’s me he removed something from my car. This is like 3pm broad day light, three lanes uhuru highway am still in shock,” she said.

Alfred Mutua's hot wife conned by media personality

2017-03-19T00:23:00.002+03:00

Alfred Mutua’s wife Lilian Ng’ang’a apparently gave a man called John Muchiri some cash over two years ago and until now, he hasn’t paid back.

Ng’ang’a really tried being patient with him but it’s not working out.

She took to social media to blast the media personality and asked fans what her next step should be.

“This guy Joe Muchiri owes me money and has refused to pay up – almost 2 years now! What should I do?” she asked.

Most people thought it was Capital FM’s Joe Muchiri who had to comment and clarified that Ng’ang’a was actually blasting another Muchiri.

Muchiri has not yet responded to the allegations.

Gloria Muliro ex-husband in a horrific car accident

2017-03-19T00:22:00.002+03:00

Gloria Muliro ex-husband, Eric Omba, was involved in a nasty accident along Thika Road on Sunday.

He’s current state remains unknown since then as his family has stayed mum on the issue leaving fans in the dark.

According to reports, the CEO of Spotlight Media was from meeting a friend at Thika Road Mall (TRM) when his Toyota Mark II veered off the road before rolling three times.

It was a few metres past the KCA University and he was rushed to hospital.

Not much has emerged after that.

Omba is said to have recently remarried after parting ways with his wife of five years, Gloria Muliro, in 2014.

He’s a music producer and heads a church, the Omba ministries, where he is the senior pastor.

Kanze Dena reveals why she is angry at socialite Vera Sidika

2017-03-19T00:21:00.001+03:00

Citizen News Swahili anchor Kanze Dena has attacked Kenyan socialites because of how they dress.

According to the anchor, the ladies are showing too much flesh.

He said that Africans were first forced by their slave masters to stay naked, a thing that some ladies practice now without understanding how it came about.

In a long post, the sassy news anchor warned the ladies to stop.

"I keep trying to tell black women that the reason they feel compelled to walk around half naked.

Showing their bodies and see nothing wrong with it is because it was beaten and forced upon them during slavery. You are doing EXACTLY what your slave masters FORCED you to do all those many years ago! Before we were put on those slave ships, we never expose our bodies.

The slave masters use this as a tactic to shame us, to break us, to get us to submit. With shackles on our feet and whips on our backs, we had no choice. Now we walk around half-naked because we are BROKEN and we have NO shame.

“We have forgotten that we were LADIES and NOT thots and bad b££$hes. We have forgotten that our bodies were meant only for our husbands and not for strange men to lust, use and abuse……Remember YOUR history and COVER YOURSELVES!!"

Esther Passaris badly embarrassed for trying to reach Mudavadi

2017-03-18T01:47:00.000+03:00

The political world doesn’t love Esther Passaris so much it seems.

After being blasted by Miguna Miguna on live TV, Passaris found herself yet again facing a similar attack but now, online and from a fan.

Passaris took to social media to ask for ANC party leader Musalia Mudavadi’s Twitter handle and she got answer she list expected.

Here is the screenshot of the conversation.

The shocking amount Jeff Koinange is being paid by Citizen

2017-03-18T01:43:00.000+03:00

Popular Presenter Jeff Koinange recently moved to Citizen TV after parting ways with KTN TV.

His show, Jeff Koinange Live, has always had high ratings in whichever station the presenter goes to.

According to sources, the presenter is being paid a clean KSh 2 million a month after joining Citizen TV recently.

The source also confirmed that some people in the station are not happy with his huge salary.

Janet Mbugua and Hussein Muhammed have allegedly threaten to leave the station because of his huge pay.

While Janet gets close to 500K, Hussein gets way lower than that yet they are the two most popular presenters in the Kenya, and in the station.

Also, they work five days in a week while Koinange only works for a day, a thing that has not worked well with the employees according to the source.

Rapper King Kaka celebrates his lovely bride-to-be with poem

2017-03-18T01:41:00.000+03:00

Rap legend, King Kaka is best known for releasing hits and after hits.

Many agree he is surely multi-talented, from running an artiste management company, Kaka empire, to being a judge in popular reality show, Blaze BYOB on KTN.

Well away from the limelight, the rapper is a proud dad, and loving partner, to gorgeous, girlfriend, Nana Owiti.

Despite being various rumors the two are yet to tie knot, and it seems the day is soon arriving, after you see the sweet message, King Kaka wrote for his ‘rib’ Nana on her birthday.

“Wacha vile Drake Ujichocha ati ‘Started from The Bottom, Now we here’ , anafaa akam atuulize. Hiyo picha Ni a few years back , Mimi na Rib yangu anaitwa @nanaowiti,” he wrote referring a throwback photo below.

The rapper then went ahead to pen down a poem for Nana.

“I found a love for me

Darling, just dive right in and follow my lead

Well, I found a girl, beautiful and sweet

Oh, I never knew you were the someone waiting for me

‘Cause we were just kids when we fell in love

Not knowing what it was

I will not give you up this time

But darling, just kiss me slow, your heart is all I own

And in your eyes you’re holding mine…..”

King Kaka is surely a man in love.

Jaguar responds after being accused of killing a man

2017-03-18T01:37:00.003+03:00

Singer Jaguar has responded to news that a man was killed in his rally after grabbing money the singer handed out.

Charles Kanyi aka Jaguar, who has declared that he will vie for Starehe MP in the August 8 General Election, was campaigning in Ziwani area on Saturday and gave out an unknown amount of money to a group of youths.

Sources said the man was killed by a mob while fighting for the money. According to one of the group members grabbed the money and ran away with others pursuing him.

The man was later found dead.

Police will question Jaguar over the alleged death.

Jaguar denied the allegations saying that he was that he neither toured the Ziwani area nor did he offer money to any particular group of people.

"I was told that the man died at 7:30pm in an area where I never even set my foot in so there’s no way that story is related with me. What we did we went to give out car wash machines not money and I was out of the place by 5:30pm so you see these are mere propaganda because how can you grab the said money at 5:30PM then get killed two hours later?. " he said in an interview.

20 year old beauty vying for Mombasa Women Rep

2017-03-18T01:34:00.000+03:00

Over the past decades women’s participation in politics has increased majorly across the country.

In the new age of feminism and women empowerment, our Constitution secures the interest of women and girls through the position of , Women Representatives.

That said, 20 year old, Sadaf Deen, has become an internet sensation after announcing her candidature for the position of Women Representative in Mombasa.

The 20 year old who contests under an ODM party ticket will make history as the youngest, Women Rep aspirant, and if elected, she will be the youngest Women Rep in Kenya.

Well men around the country are already having sleepless nights plotting and planning how they can relocate to Mombasa after having a glimpse at the ambitious aspirant.

Check out the photo of Sadaf Deen;

Kenyan politician lands in helicopter to launch wooden bridge

2017-03-18T01:17:00.002+03:00

Kenyans on social media were recently shocked and left speechless after prominent politician and billionaire businessman Ephriam Maina landed in a chopper to launch a project he had initiated.

The project? A wooden bridge.

The incident took place at Kabaru Ward, Nyeri County.

The former Mathira MP and owner of the multi-billion Kirinyaga Construction Company Ltd, was bashed for his mediocre project that left many annoyed and clearly showed the greed politicians have.

Maina even demonstrated how strong the bridge was by having several vehicles including a lorry pass over it as a crowd cheered him, some even with vuvuzelas!

Take a look:

Vanessa Mdee finally released after arrest over Drug traficking

2017-03-18T01:16:00.001+03:00

It has been a rough couple of days for Tanzanian music sensation, Vanessa Mdee.

The cash madame hit-maker was arrested by Tanzanian police for allegedly being involved in drug abuse and trafficking.

After Mdee’s arrest her restless fans and celebrity friends immediately begun agitating for the singer’s release on social media.

It seems their voices were heard since the singer has finally been released on bail after spending 5 days in police custody.

Tanzanian journalist, Millard Ayo, released the news late last evening.

The joy and relief of the Tanzanian sensation’s release seems be a short lived one since Vanessa is still under investigation by the police.

According to Bongo 5, she is required to report back to the station this Wednesday.

See how KTN's Betty Kyallo used to be naughty while young

2017-03-18T01:15:00.002+03:00

Media personality, Betty Kyallo turns 28 today, and we all have to admit 28 never looked so good on a woman.

The incredibly beautiful presenter took to her Instagram to share her great excitement, she posted;

"Celebration of Life” Tomorrow I will be a year more incredibler! #Just28 what a crazy ride it’s been but I’m happy I lived to go through the ups and downs, made me a solid woman and a real OG fa sheezy! ✌🏼#Fearless Grown and Sexy. 😋"

Her siblings have also followed suit sending warm wishes to the lass. Betty’s brother, Brian Kyallo, penned a sweet message for his baby sister, he wrote;

"Happy Birthday my bestie, my sticky side kick, and amazing baby sister @bettymuteikyallo …aka Babji"

Well if you were wondering how Betty was as toddler, her brother went ahead to reminisce on their childhood memories.

"I have so many fond memories since we were kids , like the time you pushed a peanut up your nose and I got the whooping, accused I did that 😂 Cheers to a great life following each other side by side … Seeing you glowing in success right now makes me the proudest big brother. I remember the many walks to school together, Kahawa West, Rongai et al. In our dusty, beat school shoes we dared to dream of a greater, better life over the rainbow."

Turns out Betty didn’t always want to be a journalist, Betty’s brother reveals Betty once wanted to be a teacher, a nun and even a singer.

"I remember how your dreams kept on changing … Teacher, Nun, Singer (even started calling yourself Yolanda 😂) … You always had a strong resolve that you were a star, waiting for your ‘big break’. And look at you now, a self made ambitious go getter, inspiring the next generation of small Babjis who see enigmatic potential in themselves. The library of memories is endless!I celebrate you dear sister of mine. Keep dreaming, keep winning! Happy 28th Birthday!"

Here’s a throwback photo of young Betty with her brother;

Read the sweet words Juliani sent his fiancé Brenda Wairimu

2017-03-18T01:14:00.002+03:00

Rapper Juliani has been away from the headlines for a minute now. His fiancee, actress Brenda Wairimu has been here and there but also not so much.

The gospel singer has returned with a lovely letter to his wife, who he has dated for close to six years now and have one child together.

Here’s the lovely letter Juliani penned:

"Last night I was discussing with my Fiancée about “HONOUR”

How everything I do, best of my ability should bring honour to God, my family, my work.

Many times we do things out of selfish reasons, the now, the immediate. Forgetting about all the people it will affect in the long run, people it will hurt or bless.

TD Jake’s calls it “Public success and private failure..” In public we can be all that but in private we are wounded, we are doing things that when comes to light brings doubt in the people who loves and cares for us.

Yes, we have malice people/things that pop up and time gets rid of those.

Am talking about things that eat a piece of us everyday. They destroy us first before the people close to us.

I challenge myself to live a life of HONOUR, whether people will know or not, whether I will hide it and no soul will know.

You tend to project what you are!

A life of HONOUR is for yourslef for your piece of mind and to live a life that will bring joy and build trust to the ones you love and to humanity."

Inside Dj Mo's, Size 8's palatial home in Edenville estate, Nairobi

2017-03-18T01:13:00.002+03:00

Gospel celebrity couple Size and DJ Mo is already living that life that many people yearn for.

The two lovebirds opened the doors of their house to allow the public in for the first time.

Size 8 and Mo stay in upmarket area of the city, they live in a secured gated community in Edenville estate which is located on Kiambu road.

Check out how their house looks like in the pictures below:

Newspaper Claims Raila Odinga suffered viagra overdose

2017-03-18T01:11:00.000+03:00

Cord leader Raila Odinga was treated for food poisoning at Karen Hospital on Wednesday March 8th 2017- a few days after he attended the burial of former Nyeri governor Nderitu Gachagua.

Kenyans made fun of Raila’s food poisoning on Facebook, people came up with several theories to explain how Baba ended up suffering from food poisoning.

Ugandan newspaper also came up with an explanation why the ODM leader was rushed to hospital; Redpepper claims Raila was overdosed on Viagra. A photo of Nairobi Woman Representative Rachel Shebesh accompanied that of Raila on the front page of Redpepper, it was meant to imply something.

Sh.3 million Sportpesa jackpot winner borrowed phone to place bet

2017-03-18T00:59:00.001+03:00

A 23-Year-Old student and mother of two is the new Sh31 million SportPesa Mega jackpot bonus winner.

Quintet Nimo Chemei, was named winner, alongside Julius Kerich, after correctly predicting 16 out of 17 matches last weekend. The two are the second bunch to correctly predict 16 out of 17 games.

Julius Kerich hails from Kericho while Ms Chemei hails from Masindet village, Mt Elgon, and becomes the first woman to ever win such an amount of money through sports betting.

According to Ms Chemei, she used a friend’s phone to place the lucky bet with the Sh100 her father had lent her.

“I lost my phone hence borrowed my friend’s and placed the bet,” she said at her Masindet home on Wednesday.

Her friend also scooped Sh1.9 million following a bet she had placed on the weekend matches.

“After my friend spoke of her win, I checked and found out that I had received Sh31 million. I did not believe it,” said Nimo.

She revealed that she started betting in July last year after she was introduced by a friend who had won.

“I started betting with Sh50. The highest I have used is Sh100. I am very happy for the win. This is a new dawn,” she said.

Nimo, who was forced to cut short her classes at Eldoret College of Professional Studies for lack of fees, plans to use the windfall to return to school.

“I want to first invest in education because it will assist me in future. It is after this that I will plan what to do next,” she said.

Photo: Edith Kimani introduces her hot look-alike sister

2017-03-18T00:57:00.002+03:00

Acclaimed media personality, Edith Kimani first hit the spotlight in 2009 after she emerged the winner of the Presenter Show competition on KTN.

We have watched her grow through the years and finally international doors opened for the presenter after she was offered a new position as a new anchor at Deutsche Welle (DW) headquarters in Berlin, Germany.

Edith recently relocated to Germany to permanently take up her new position, leaving her family and friends behind.

Well living abroad is no fête, the presenter recently took to social media to express how much she missed her family, giving many a glimpse of her extremely gorgeous sister.

“Sundays are for family and I’m missing mine 😭😭 My 1st of two more munchkins 😌😍 #sisters 👯👭,” she captioned the photo.

Checkout Edith’s gorgeous sister below;

Isn't she cute?

Have you seen the Expensive Range Rover Dj Mo drives?

2017-03-18T00:56:00.003+03:00

Mean while we struggle to catch a matatu at the bus station, DJ Mo is rolling with a brand new Range Rover that he recently purchased.

Dj Mo recently he shared a photo of his Range rover parked near his house but many didn't think that the Range Rover belonged to him.

Here's the photo

Days later Dj Mo shared a photo of the same Range Rover and this time round it was in a car washgetting cleaned up and its clear that the Range Rover belongs to him .

Here is the range rover Dj Mo is driving:

Willy Pozze accused of buying fake youtube views for "I Do"

2017-03-18T00:46:00.000+03:00

There is no doubt Willy Paul and Alaine’s ‘I Do’ is the hottest song in Kenya since it was released on February 28th 2017.

The song garnered a million views on YouTube and Willy Paul couldn’t hide his joy for breaking and setting a new record in Kenya.

“1 million views in one week!!! The song I do Willy paul and @alainesinga has just made history!!! For the first time ever in KENYA. One million views in one week… RECORD BROKEN!!! POZZE!!!” Willy Paul announced on social media.

His post however drew criticisms from detractors who claimed he bought the views. Mitch, an acclaimed publicist for US producer Keggah (the CEO of Beat Ya Keggah) was among those that threw shades at Willy Paul.

Check Mitch's comment circled in red below:

Demonic video of Athlete Mercy Cherono being exorcised

2017-03-18T00:43:00.001+03:00

Newly engaged track beauty queen Mercy Cherono has sought divine intervention in Nigeria to “deliver” her from a failing marriage and a recent poor run of form that saw her finish outside the medal bracket during last year’s Olympics in Rio, Brazil.

The 2014 Commonwealth Games 5000m winner traveled to Nigeria’s Synagogue Church Of All Nations (SCOAN), run by renowned preacher Prophet Temitope Balogun Joshua of the TB Joshua Ministries, to seek deliverance from injuries and marital problems.

In a YouTube video shared in one of the church’s official channels, the former champion shared some of the challenges and frustrations she has experienced in her career before an estimated audience of 15,000 faithful.

The track star, known for her stunning looks, looked anything but herself after the Prophet laid hands on her to “exorcise” the demons in her.

In the video, she can be seen sweating and writhing in an apparent struggle with the “demons” which had taken control of her and caused the athlete to have multiple injuries which have affected her performance on the track.

During last Sunday’s service, Cherono in the presence of her fiancée Edmond Ng’etich testified that she was feeling much better after a round of prayers and her injury had now ‘disappeared.’

Watch demons being exorcised out of Mercy Cherono in the video below:

Comedian Chipukeezy builds a primary school to help these kids

2017-03-18T00:41:00.000+03:00

Chipukeezy dedicated a fraction of proceeds from his income to start a project in his village in Tala, Kangundo to boost education.

The former Kiss FM presenter built a school that he named St. Martins Academy, he bought land and put up classrooms.

Chipukeezy has announced that his school is a fully registered primary school. He has even connected the school with electricity so that students can even study at night.

“Back at home I have this small project that am doing and today I confidently say that St Martins Academy in Tala, Kangundo is a fully registered primary school.Above all am happy that all the young people in my village have a place where they can study during day and night. I pray and believe that one day I will see the completion of this institution fully .Not forgetting this year 2017 the school has provided KCSE 2017 candidates for the first time , let me be the first to wish them success as early as now.,” Chipukeezy wrote.

These "mimi nikasema?" memes are taking Twitter by storm

2017-03-18T00:39:00.000+03:00

There is never a dull moment in Kenya's social media space, each new day comes with its own share of comic relief.

The latest viral meme has taken the social media by storm and it It features a cartoon character (Saitama) from the comic series One Punch Man where he is shown in a pose where he has his hand on his chest with his head angled on the side which looks like the one people do when they are defending themselves.

Kenyans have created all sort of funny and crazy memes using the photo and they are purely hilarious corporates e.g Safaricom, Tecno, OLX, Carlsberg, KCB e.t.c have also joined the bandwagon and created some memes.

Here are some of the memes we sampled from social media:

Akothee thinks her 32 dogs are more useful than her friends

2017-03-18T00:36:00.000+03:00

"Ukipata pesa, usije ukapata kiburi" - my advice to you.

Akothee, the self-proclaimed richest musician in Kenya caused a stir when she revealed she had dumped her parasitic friends; she says she can afford to feed and keep 32 dogs but she can’t manage to keep five friends who were dependent on her.

Here is Akothee's post that has gone viral:

Mike Sonko cries after is daughter delivers a baby

2017-03-18T00:33:00.004+03:00

Mike Sonko has finally opened up about his daughter Saumu Mbuvi giving birth to a bouncing baby girl, Sasha on Friday, March 10.

Sonko cleared the air saying that he had no bad-blood with his son-in-law. That the rumours were a creation of bloggers.

Speaking with tears in his eyes, the Nairobi senator said that he loves his first-born daughter and her child to death.

Watch the video below:

Hot photos of radio presenter Alex Mwakideu's sexy wife

2017-03-10T19:39:00.004+03:00

Radio Maisha's presenter- Alex Mwakideu walked down the aisle back in 2015 with then his longtime girlfriend in a glamorous wedding.

Two years later the couple is blessed with a daughter named Nissy, incase you haven't seen Mwakideu's hot💥💥 wife, check her out:

Mike Sonko's daughter Saumu Mbuvi delivers bouncy baby girl

2017-03-10T19:34:00.000+03:00

Saumu Mbuvi has finally delivered a bouncy little girl.

She hasn’t officially made the declaration yet but the internet has been made aware of the news by her estranged baby daddy Benson Gatu.

The two were on the spotlight a few weeks ago and this is after Saumu revealed that the two were no longer together.

Apparently the two had broken up as Saumu couldn’t stomach his cheating ways which involved moving from one politician daughter to the next for his own selfish gains.

This however could not deter Benson from celebrating his new born with this lovely message:

"Wewe ni mjinga na shetani mshenzi" President Uhuru to Nanok

2017-03-10T19:32:00.000+03:00

Late this week the internet was treated to some juicy drama after a video of President Uhuru Kenyatta exchanging bitter words with Turkana Governor Josephat Nanok surfaced online.

The Turkana governor took a jab at President Uhuru Kenyatta when he accused the government of not allocating enough funds to the Turkana county government and that accusation didn't sit well with President Uhuru.

When President Uhuru took to the podium his anger was evident & written all over his face, he called Governor Nanok an idiot and a devil who was just out there to spoil his name.

“Mtu akisimama hapa aseme ati Uhuru ako na haja na mafuta ya wengine… Ashindwe, shetani mshenzi! Watu wasiwe watu ambao watakuja kudanganya wakenya. Mimi sio ni mimi napitisha sheria, ni bunge. Mimi ni kuweka naweka kidole! Alafu mjinga anakuja kusema hapa ati mimi nafanya mambo ya...Kwa kufikiria mimi ni mtu wa kutishwa watafute mwingine, ehhh… Kura ni kura na tutakuja kuomba kama wengine. Mutupatie mukose kutupatia ahhh… Kwani munafikiria dunia itaisha? Wacha story mingi bwana, dunia itaendelea. Ama namna gani, si ni hivyo? Na ndipo twasema kwa viongozi tuheshimiane jameni!” President Uhuru lashed out

Watch the video below:

After Eric Omondi, another Kenyan couple recreate Adam & Eve story

2017-03-10T19:28:00.002+03:00

A few weeks ago, or rather during Valentine's day on 14th February 2017, witty Kenyan comedian - Eric Omondi and his Italian girlfriend - Chantal Juliet Grazioli recreated the Adam and Eve love story in a hilarious 9 minute video.

The video garnered about 200,000 views within the first few days and made headlines on newspapers, tabloids and social media timelines.

In case you never had time to watch the video, follow the link below and tell us what you think of Eric's clip.

Watch: ERIC OMONDI - ADAM AND EVE

Now, photos of another African couple recreating the Adam and Eve story through a photo shoot have emerged on social media.

Most users claim that the unidentified couple did it way better than Eric Omondi and his girlfriend.

Check out the pics below and give us your feed back;

5 Things Koinange Street prost!tutes do during the day

2017-03-10T19:27:00.003+03:00

“We’re all prostitutes if you think about it. The whole capitalist system is built on meretriciousness. You sell your body or you sell your mind, and the Cartesian mind/body thing is a fallacy anyway, your mind is just your brain, so it amounts to the same thing really.” Thomas Gammarino

Have you ever wondered what Nairobi prostitutes do during the day.

Well wonder no more because we have the answers and some of them will shock you.

1. Sleeping

Since they don’t have to sleep at night, day time is the perfect time to take a nap. If she is not high on caffeine or Miraa, then she will be sleeping the whole day.

2. Business as usual

They are those on the grind always. They never have time to sleep. They are always on call. You will find them on the street and in the hood. At night, you will find them in Kampala alleys, during the day, they are either on house calls or inviting clients back to their crib. They only catch a sleep when the phone is not buzzing.

3. Housewives

You never know but your wife might just be hawker. If you have never followed up on your wife’s night job, you might in for a rude shock. Many house wives take to prostitution to supplement their income. If you are not providing for your wife then its a matter of time you started doing so.

4. Office Work

If you don’t believe but they are those ladies who are in prostitution just for the fun of it. They take pleasure in sleeping with different men. During the day, they are up dressed in official dresses but they turn into beasts when the sun sets.

5. Baby Sitting

The are prostitutes at night and maids during the day. If you are wondering why your house help is always sleepy during the day then she might just be a hawker.

Photos of the most beautiful female KDF soldier in Kenya

2017-03-09T02:24:00.002+03:00

The Kenya Defense force (KDF) has for long been known to recruit hardcore individuals.

Things have changed and more women are being recruited like never before.

Not only is KDF recruiting women but very beautiful women. H

er name is Edith Kithinji, a soldier in the Kenya Defense forces.

She can make Al Shaabab surrender without violence.

Here are some of her pictures:

CORD principal Raila Odinga rushed to Karen hospital for treatment

2017-03-09T02:23:00.003+03:00

Opposition leader Raila Odinga was treated for food poisoning at Nairobi's Karen Hospital on Wednesday.

Raila was rushed to the hospital in the morning after complaining that he was feeling unwell.

"He was treated and later discharged. He is at home and will continue with his activities tomorrow," Dennis Onyango, his spokesman, told the Star on Wednesday.

"He also underwent a check-up. It is normal."

Onyango added that the Opposition chief was out of danger and will leave for South Africa on Thursday to visit his daughter Rosemary, who is sick.

He was to address governors at the 4th Annual Devolution Conference in Naivasha but will be represented by Ford Kenya leader Moses Wetang'ula.

Raila was last seen at former Nyeri Governor Nderitu Gachagua's burial on Monday.

Diamond Platnumz talks about his never seen before child

2017-03-09T02:21:00.000+03:00

You thought Diamond Platnumz had two kids? You thought wrong! Forget his ancestor wife Zari Hassan, the bongo flava hit maker has come out clear to admit that he has a third child who is apparently his first born with another woman.

In an interview with a Tanzanian based radio station, the Utanipenda hit maker cited that early 2010, way before he met his sponsee wife, he had a night stand with a lady from Mwanza.

“Niko na mtoto Mwanza…Nilikua nimeenda Mwanza Zamani mwaka 2010…Yaani hapo ndo nimetoka ustaa unanichanganya nasema mimi washanikataaga sana…Huyo mwanamke alikua maetoka kwenye chumba cha brother Dully akaja kwangu mimi nikafanya yangu…Mi niakrudi huku akaniambia ana mimba…”

Just like any other man, Diamond would do his thing and leave.

Later the lass would then tell Diamond she was pregnant by him.

This was after the two developed strong feelings for each other.

After sometime, the Marry Me maker would go back to Mwanza to look for his one stand lass but never got the chance to see his now born first born child.

Nikaenda Mwanza kumsakanya…Nikaja nikanchunguza kumbe amezaa..Nikamwambia basi mtoto ni wangu naomba nimuone alinikatalia lakini baadae akaniambia ni ukweli ni mwanao mnafanana naye, Ilibidi asubuhi akaenda kuniletea picha za mtoto wangu nione…Wakati anakuja akachelewa kwa sababu ndege yangu ilikua inakaribia hadi mi nikarudi…swala likaishaga hivyo” Diamond narrated

Bahati's girlfriend WAS actually married to this handsome man

2017-03-09T02:11:00.001+03:00

Ever since being introduced into the limelight by her boyfriend Bahati, Diana Marua has had a fair share of fame and backlash from the online community.

Some Kenyans labelled her "too old" to be Bahati's girlfriend but people tend to forget that Bahati might actually be older than her.

The latest attack on Diana Marua has been vicious in nature and it has affected lots of people including married people, according to one Facebook user by the name Kisii Bin Kisii, Diana Marua was previously married with children, after a photo of Bahati’s girlfriend emerged, with a handsome unknown man and two kids.

In the photo, Diana Marua is seen embracing the hunk and the two children, all smiles. When the Facebook user shared the picture, the caption is what got said man angry, since he’s a married man.

Now, the man goes by the name Joe Mwaura (pictured below). He got wind of the said picture which greatly upset him. He has since denied being Diana Marua’s ex-husband, further revealing that he’s happily married to an elegant wife.

Joe Mwaura with wife

He took to facebook to share the photo with a long caption elaborating that the picture was taken back in 2015 during a Nivea behind the scenes campaign shoot. He categorically denied he was ever involved romantically with Diana Marua in any way.

Check out his post below:

Heartbreaking of the chokoraa who graduated from St. Paul's university

2017-03-09T02:07:00.000+03:00

Earlier this week the story of Vince, a Kenyan man who won the hearts of many, after he returned a bundle of notes amounting to Sh200K that had been dropped by a passerby.

He did not demand anything in return for this act.

First, it was reported that the man was a street urchin, but that’s not true. Vince is a cart (mkokoteni) pusher. He does odd jobs in the city’s downtown areas, he carries luggage for people.

Well, it has now emerged that Vince Dancer (his Facebook username) is a graduate from one of the top country’s universities. The lad, was an intern at Kenya Airways then got job at a local supermarket but was later shown the door as part of the ongoing retrenchment exercises by ailing corporates.

“His name is Vincent an alumni of St. Paul’s university Limuru. He is known to be a kind person since school time, I personally schooled with him. Guys from St. Paul’s university are trying to help him, he has a very sad story behind his smile. He is a graduate in BBIT.
He needs help and can be found always on Kimathi street. Help him if you see him. The mother and the father passed on, and they were chased out of their home by the uncles and aunts. He has other siblings also suffering like he is. He lost his job in a retrenchment in one of the supermarket chain stores. He tried many things to feed the family including hawking handkerchiefs. Doing websites for guys and later was employed as a cart Pusher in Wakulima Market .Despite his dirty looking status he has been paying the young siblings bills while sleeping on the street at Mfangano. He is a very respectful guy and well brought On the street, he might have learned few bad things but his true character remains.He is actually depressed and needs treatment and help,” read a post by a former schoolmate.”

Female gospel artiste shows off panty during Gachagua burial

2017-03-09T02:03:00.000+03:00

On Tuesday, March 7, the entire country mourned with the family of the late Nyeri Governor Nderitu Gachagua during his burial in Nyeri.

Gachagua passed on at a London hospital while receiving treatment two weeks ago, becoming the first Governor to die while in office.

Naturally, the burial ceremony was aired live, and singers after singers performed for the dignitaries including President Uhuru Kenyatta, his deputy William Ruto, Opposition leader Raila Odinga and former president Mwai Kibaki.

But it is one performance that left tongues wagging. One by a gospel singer who goes by the name Regina Muthoga. Many of you wouldn’t know her because she sings in vernacular.

So word is Muthoga said the late Governor loved her song and requested to perform at his funeral and her wish was granted. And performing she did.

Bu there was one problem though, if you had switched on you TV set mid her performance, you would have been forgiven for thinking Tusker Project Fame was back. What with all the leg throwing and weave-whipping. Let’s just say she took passion to another level.

As usual, the Kenyan social media scene was split in the middle. Most felt her performance was way overboard, that she seemed to be having a ball in a place where people were mourning their loved one.

Then there was the small issue of leg throwing with a section of Kenyans saying she showed her undies to the dignitaries. She wore a long skirt to the ceremony, yes, and which was a good thing, but it was the wrong attire for her stunts.

Mourners were embarrassed as when the camera zoomed in on some of the guests, they were looking down as Muthoga continued hopping and shaking her assets in front of the late Gachagua’s casket.

Watch the video below or follow this LINK:

Gospel musician - Emmy Kosgei mourns the death of her mother

2017-03-08T17:21:00.001+03:00

Life will always remain a mystery, and even what surprises me more is how we manage to survive each day against deadly diseases, rampant road accidents, hunger and even floods.

Emmy Kosgei & her husband Pastor Madubuko are mourning after they lost their mother, the gospel singer posted on her instagram account a photo of a lady she reffered to as Mamma captioned with the words "Rest in Eternal peace Mamma".

Here's Emmy Kosgei post:

Its still unclear who the mama was, was the deceased the biological mother to Emmy Kosgei or was the deceased the biological mother to Emmy's husband.

Anyway we offer our sincere condolences to the family during this trying times

6-yr-old girl wows mourners at governor Gachagua's funeral (video)

2017-03-07T23:05:00.001+03:00

A six-year-old girl at the late Governor Nderitu Gachagua wowed mourners at the funeral including President Uhuru Kenyatta, the girl, described as one of Gachagua's best friends took the podium to present a poem in honour of the deceased.

Uhuru was so impressed, she hugged and whispered a few words to her after the presentation, she went ahead to greet other dignitaries including former President Mwai Kibaki.

Watch the video of the girl reciting her charming poem below;

Popular female gospel artiste beaten badly by her husband (photos)

2017-03-07T23:03:00.003+03:00

It’s over between Nicah the queen and Dr. Ofweneke!

Nicah has finally put the record straight that she’s single and she’s leaving with her kids.

This contrary to an earlier confirmation by Dr. Ofweneke that everything was still good in his fort and it was just haters trying to malign his name.

This is the despite of clear signs all over social media that something was amiss.

Well, Nicah the queen has not only revealed that they have broken up and that their engagement was called off, but she also revealed that Ofweneke has been beating her a good one all this time and it was about time she walked away before things got out of hand.

And she had her face which looks bruised and incapacitated to show for it.

Here have a look:

See how Machakos' first lady dressed to Gachagua's burial

2017-03-07T23:02:00.001+03:00

Lillian Nganga loves walking side by side with her husband Governor Alfred Mutua, she accompanies her to most public functions.

The beautiful First Lady was in company of her sweetheart when he travelled to Hiriga in Nyeri County to bid farewell to fallen Nyeri Governor Nderitu Gachagua.

As usual, Mrs. Mutua dressed to impress, she dressed in stylish funeral attire; She rocked a knee-length black dress with complimenting shoes, hand bag and a hat.

The Machakos First Lady and her husband were among the high profile guests who decide to fly to Nyeri instead of ‘wasting’ a lot of time on the road.

Check out the photos;

[Video] Timmy TDat grinds on singer Avril Nyambura at a club

2017-03-07T22:59:00.003+03:00

Avril Nyambura is undeniably one of the most beautiful female celebrity in East Africa and I'm pretty sure any Kenyan man would kill to just hang out with the curvy singer.

But not every Kenyan man gets an opportunity of dancing with Avril Nyambura.

Which is why Timmy TDat's weekend must have been one of the best among others after Avril ground (is it grinded or ground? English is so fucked up man!) on him even though the dance was short.

Anyway, it is also good to see the artistes bonding and having fun among themselves…I mean this only happens once in a while right?

Below is the actual video of singer Avril Nyambura bumping and grinding on Timmy T Dat;

"Janet, you exist in Citizen TV because you are a Kikuyu otherwise..."

2017-03-07T22:58:00.001+03:00

Citizen TV anchor Janet Mbugua is the latest TV personality to be bullied online by the ruthless Kenyans on social media, the anchor found herself in a compromising with some Kenyans who had nothing but hate towards her.

And it all started when she wrote this statement:

Some days I’m not so sure of myself, but then I realize how much that feeds my need to grow. To learn. To accept. #TheJourneyWithJanet 🚶🏿‍♀️

A simple statement which in actual sense shouldn’t elicit much attention but which ended up being a hate tirade.

One Wagithi G. Wagithi wrote: I only hate the way you appear like you are commanding Hussein Mohammed on camera. Una ukali mwingi….that one brings you down. Otherwise you are a nice girl.”

Another Ronny Kiprotich Sirma wrote: “YOU EXIST IN ROYAL MEDIA JUST BECAUSE YOU ARE A KIKUYU OTHERWISE TERRYANNE CHEBET WAS MORE PRODUCTIVE. WAKIKUYU NI WALE WALE!!!!!!…#SURPRISED AT THOSE SAYING U ARE THEIR MENTOR….NO HARD FEELINGS. TRUE STORY.

[Video] Watch robbers steal Sh 4 million from Naivas mall

2017-03-07T22:55:00.004+03:00

There was drama on Saturday evening at Naivas Supermarket, Mountain Mall, when robbers pulled off a daring heist and walked out with Sh4 million.

The entire robbery was caught on CCTV cameras.

Two thugs armed with pistols are seen approaching a security guard carrying a huge briefcase, which we have learned contained Sh4 million in it.

For a brief moment, the guard places the briefcase on the floor, and this is when the robbers pounce.

They hastily make their way out leaving a confused guard. They then encounter an administration police officer, who is armed with an AK47 riffle.

However, all he could do was lie on the ground fearing for his life. He however tries to give a chase but did not fire any shot.

Both the policeman and guard have been arrested.

Watch the video.

Here is Mwai Kibaki's incoherent speech at Gachagua's burial

2017-03-06T22:12:00.003+03:00

Summary of Kibaki's Speech at Nderitu Gachagua's burial:

Kenyans are saying they didn't understand Kibaki's speech presented at Gachagua's burial
According to Kenyans, Kibaki's speech seemed incoherent and in the process was hard to digest

President Kibaki, at the burial ceremony of the late Nyeri Governor Nderitu Gachagua, left Kenyans confused after delivering his speech.

According to many, his speech seemed incoherent and very few people were able to digest it in the process.

Kenyans took online to share their distress hilariously narrating how they missed his point.

The following words have been doing rounds online claiming that it's what the former president said.

The words, however, don’t symbolise his exact speech since some parts are skipped while others are very sketchy but, many believe they show where the former president seemed "confused" most in the speech.

Read and then watch the video to see if they might help you understand the speech better.

Tuko sasa laikipia..huko hakujakua na siasa. Hawasemi jambo yoyote ya siasa. Hio ndio ukweli. Mambo inaenda hivi...baasi inakwisha.
Ukiwa MTU wa kuwaambia ukweli. Sawa sawa hio sawa sawa sawa.Basi Sitaki kuingilia siasa. Kwa sababu sijatembelea sehemu nyingi sana..Ukweli .
Utasikia siasa anayosema.OK mambo hayo hayo. Na tutaendelea na hii siasa. Siasa ilivyo siasa imebadilika. Mimi nitaweza kuzungumza jambo lolote. Sijaingia siasa karibuni kwa sababu shida sitakuwepo. Huyu kijana anajua mambo mengi sana."

Mechanic crushed to death while servicing a truck (photos)

2017-03-06T21:56:00.001+03:00

A mechanic's week started out with his end after the 'head' of a carrier truck crushed his upper part of his body while servicing the vehicle.

This goes to all mechanics out there, always follow protocol when servicing trucks.

This mechanic was crushed to death in Mombasa while servicing a truck.

See photos;

Kikuyu lady begs governor Hassan Joho to be her "prayer partner"

2017-03-06T20:03:00.002+03:00

Mombasa governor Hassan Joho is a hotcake.

He is one of the most stylish politicians we have in the country.

Ever since being popular the governor has been driving many women crazy with his good looks.

Some ladies have been bold enough to express their feelings for Hassan Joho through social media with one lady surprising many when she revealed that she was willing to be Joho's s3x slave.

Another lady has come forth and also disclosed what she feels for the governor, the lady goes by the name Ann Wanjiru Ng’ang’a and she caused a stir online after she took to social media to confess her love for the flashy Mombasa governor.

Here' what she tweeted:

Photos of the comedian responsible for Churchill Show being cut off

2017-03-06T19:59:00.002+03:00

Jasper Murume, a Meru comedian seemed to have been the reason behind Churchill Show being cut off abruptly from airing on 5th March.

the Churchill show comedian would come in with a bike which he would then use to explain his jokes, he would then go ahead to tell men to be attentive as he teaches them how to ride a bike something that would directly translate to popular Kama Sutra styles.

The joke would turn to be not as he expected after many cited that content he put as “not for family viewing”.

Incase you don't have any idea who is comedian Jasper here are some photos that will help you identify him:

Kenyans erupt after NTV cuts off Churchill Show over sex joke

2017-03-06T19:57:00.002+03:00

Churchill Show last night degenerated into a sex talk show causing uproar among Kenyans forcing NTV to cut off the show indefinitely and aired adverts and a documentary for the remaining airtime

The live show that was being recorded at Two Rivers mall sparked outrage as Jasper and Zeddy told some pretty x-rated stuff as jokes.

Kenyans flooded to social media to vent their outrage as Churchill said the show was off air because of a technical hitch.

Kenya Film Classification Board Chairman Ezekiel Mutua returned to social media to reveal that Churchill called him on the phone concerning the Sunday, March 5, episode.

“A stupid and horrible prank on Churchill Show. An unfortunate idiotic and foul drill, totally in bad taste, lacking in imagination and possibly the evidence of the beginning of the end of an era. That prank plus the idiotic meru-accident-laden village wag’s sex talk disguised as bicycle ride is against the Programming Code for Free-to-air radio and television services in Kenya. Any celebrity who makes money by pushing dirty content is no better than the corrupt politicians looting our country. It’s impunity and it’s wrong!” Ezekiel Mutua posted on Facebook.

Mc Jasper's sex jokes vexed many Kenyans while Zeddy's prank of insulting a fan drew mixed reactions from Kenyans.

Here are some reactions from Kenyans:

Lucy M Blessed: Hello Churchill please hear me out as ur fan a mother and a Christian. Today’s show was so much for a young mind like my son’s. Well we had to send him for some errands when mca was performing and then Zeddy. Please consider the contents before airing and consider young kids for they really love you. I love the earlier shows on maisha magic. Thanks

Lavin Lisa: Not technical hitches…that was gross Churchill own it up the show is no longer a family show with kids so much of sex silly jokes. ..point is you have left a bad taste…give us a break it started with stale jokes to no jokes but impunity

Mercy Muchiri: It’s okay Churchill, even if I was waiting for MCA tricky sana,everything happens with a reason and always there is tomorrow. Usiku mwema!

Ogollah Largeman Jr: There’s was no comedy in what Zeddy did today… how do I explain to my 9 yr old daughter that it was just a prank??? It totally failed

Immaculate Vugusu: Churchill anzisha TV station yako?!NTV inatuua na advertisement!!!!brabrabra staki kuskia………!!!

Joyce Wanjiru: More reasons why I love the live recording it so awesome you can’t compare it with the NTV one……. You cut off alot of funny jokes…. Bt y did it have to happen when Mc tricky is coming up Bt y??

Alii Ithuku: Ezekiel mutua is looking for you…your show was under rated… Why did you allow stuff like that in a pg rated show… Churchill!!!

Chad Ogolla: Umechoka kaka..relax andthink of new ideas. And in this season of politics, invite ma sufferers from each county alete shida zake. Dont invite politicians. The state of the country in terms of unity is more important now.

Kang’ethe Jnr: Tafuta TV station ingine jamani, commercial breaks after every ten minutes, mnabore pia nyinyi, kwanza mnangoja Tricky ndo technical hitch inatokea!!!!

Denis Miriti: Hio show imekuwa down sana..a number of comedians ni amateur. They have to prepare well before appearing in the stage. Maintain the standards set by your predecessers before you lose the crowd.

Regina Kinyua: ok bro…though I missed that guy triky…bt everything happens for a reason..sometimes things dont happen the way we plan…but GOD knos better…ur soo humble GOD rem u in every way..thank you…

Joseph Musyoka Muange: Na vile nmeshinda kulala mchana ndo leo nikae “ritho” kuwatch MCA tricky… ubaya uyu churchill anapostiaga vitu na anahepa kabisa…. hata comments hasomi coz huezi ona ‘like’ ama ‘reply’ yake ukajua tu mko pamoja….

Chrisanthuz Ayurah: At first i thot i had accidentally switched to another station, ilibidi niende kwa jirani ku confirm NTV yenye anaona ndio pia ninaona,

Monic Monix Monicagnes: Thats my kipindi n I was forced to watch things I didn’t want to. Churchill, akufukuzaye hakwambii Toka. Pls don’t bring a similar thing to yenye uyo dame aliperform.she made me feel very bad. We r ready as ua fans to help u start Churchill TV! Kwani iko nini!

John Muisyo Soom: I am sorry I have been a loyal fun since I was a child but I am slowly going away. This comedians you are offering us on national TV are not worth that time. Today the show was just ahaaar! kitu chini. Missed tricky Kwak sana.

Martin Georges: Am a man,with ego,who has no feelings,bt Zeddy u tickled me.almost felt smthn

Syox Alathso: Technical hitch,naskia ni Ezekiel Mutua na hiyo prank za zeddy na bike ya Jasper

Maina Charles: Mumeanza kubore imagine,halafu hiyo prank ya zeddy haileti shangwe

Popular Nigerian actor divorces his aging wife of 14 years

2017-03-06T19:55:00.000+03:00

Popular Noolywood actor Emeka Ike has divorced from his wife Emma after being married for 14 years and have four children together.

Emma first filed for divorce on July 13, 2015, citing physical and verbal abuse all through the duration of their marriage.

The marriage was dissolved on Thursday, March 2, at a Lagos Island Customary Court.

Emma had accused the actor of treating her like a nobody even going as far by denying her access to the children.

“My husband treated me like nobody and throughout this divorce tussle; he had denied me access to my children. He does not allow them to pick my call as he keeps changing their numbers,” she said.

The court awarded Emeka full custody of the children but ordered Emma to have unhindered access to them.

“Emeka, who has been begging to be reconciled with his wife, has not made any effort towards the reconciliation,

"The marriage is hereby dissolved with effect from March 2, in accordance with the Lagos State Customary Court Law, 2011; Order 3 Rule 7 as amended,” the court ruled.

Photos of DP William Ruto's 1.2 Billion Castle

2017-03-06T01:00:00.003+03:00

Deputy President William Ruto is yet to complete building his palatial pad in Uasin Gishu and popular blogger -Robert Anyango Alai has the photos to prove it.

In the photos Alai shared on his Facebook page - the 1.2 Billion home boasts of a kingly swimming pool,

Here are the 8 things you need to know about the multi-billion palace that Deputy President William Ruto is building;

SEE ALSO: Leaked List Of Blacklisted Universities To Be Shut Down By CS Matiang'i

1. The stately home is estimated to sit on 20 acres, part of 700 acres bought by the DP in Moiben constituency.

2. Ruto bought the land early this year.

3. The land was part of the 6,000 acres Jagir Farm, known locally as Kapkochir, whose owner was an Asian businessman.

4. The businessman first sold the land to Mombasa businessman David Lagat, who then sold part of it to the DP, among other buyers.

5. A top tier Chinese construction company did the foundation for the main house, a guest wing, two swimming pools, a library, gym and other lavish facilities.

“It will be a home befitting the status of a President,” a source familiar with the DP's political activities said, adding that Ruto plans to move into the new home before the next polls.

6. Part of the area has an airstrip, which could be rehabilitated as part of the home. Trending Post has established that Ruto prefers to keep the ongoing works confidential and always flies in and out of the compound.

“Every time he travels to Western Kenya or the Rift Valley, he must pass by to check the status of the construction. However, even the security are always kept away,” the source said.

7. At least eight armed Administration Police officers are guarding the construction site, which is located along the road from the Eldoret-Elgeyo border.

8. It lies about 15 kilometres east of Eldoret town.

Check out the photos of DP William Ruto's palatial residence;

Willy Paul offered alcohol in a popular club and he drinks...

2017-03-05T19:26:00.002+03:00

If you thought or might have heard somewhere that controversial singer Willy Paul drinks alcohol, this one is for you: He doesn’t.

Or maybe just not in clubs..where everyone is watching.

The singer said no to a bottle of Black label offered to him at Level 7, a new club which is on Mombasa road last Saturday. He instead offered the bottle to his fans and ordered a Krest.

He was in the company of his new “wife” Alaine.

Rumors of the singer being spotted drunk have been circulating online for a long time.

But that makes sense since the singer performs in clubs a lot, a place where Christians have chosen to avoid.

Timmy TDat's alleged girlfriend Dela plans on getting pregnant

2017-03-05T18:48:00.000+03:00

Singer Dela, in an interview recently, revealed the number of kids she wants to have when she gets married and her happily-ever-after life begins.

According to the singer, she wants only one, but two kids also aren’t such a bad idea.

"I’d feel very blessed with just one. But two feels right," she said in an interview with a local blog.

"Also, you never know. Some bridges are crossed when they’re reached."

The singer, Who was rumored to be dating rapper Timmy Tdat, denied the allegations saying she’s very much single.

The two were rumored to be together last year after suggestive photos hit online.

Dela, who confessed she wants a "simple white wedding and my close friends and family present if/when I say I do", also opened up about the worst pickup line a man has ever dropped on her in the interview and it was horrible.

"My wife loves you," she said

Police arrest 24 high school students caught having a sex orgy

2017-03-05T01:56:00.000+03:00

Police in Eldoret have arrested twenty-four students allegedly caught having sex, smoking and binge drinking.

The students from various schools were arrested on Wednesday while at a birthday party in Kapsoya estate.

Six of the students climbed over the wall of the compound and escaped.

Police, acting on a tip-off from residents, raided the house and found drugs, condoms, and mattresses.

The gate was locked when the police arrived forcing them to use a milkman from the estate as bait to access the house.

Confirming the arrest, Kapsoya OCS Daniel Sindindi said the students’ parents were summoned to assist with investigations.

“We are investigating the incident. We are also looking for the owner of the house where the students were gathered,” said Sidindi.

“The students are suspected to have been engaging in immorality like sex and drinking alcohol,” added Sidindi.

The latest incident comes over a year after 500 students were arrested at a disco hall in Eldoret, on suspicion of engaging in sex and drug abuse.

A raid conducted on Sam’s Discotheque by The Alcohol Drinks Control Board recovered rolls of bang, condoms, and alcohol.

During the raid, the lights of the hall had been switched off, allegedly to allow the students to engage in sex.

Last year, fourteen students were arrested having sex, smoking bhang and drinking alcohol at a rented house in Kabati estate, Naivasha.

Actress Nyasuguta narrates how she was almost raped by goons

2017-03-05T01:36:00.001+03:00

A month after she was attacked by four men at Mukuru Kwa Reuben slums, Vitimbi actress Eunice Wambui famously known as Nyasuguta has revealed that she survived a rape attempt in the ordeal.

Nyasuguta, who is eyeing the Embakasi South Parliamentary seat in August 8 poll, said four men armed with crude weapons cornered and beat her up, before one attempted to undress her.

“One of the men pushed and pinned me to the ground and attempted to undress me in a bid to rape me. It was terrible. I tried scratching him on the face. He got angry and landed blows on my cheeks. I bit him, he bit back. One of the four men who was keeping watch, warned my aggressor against raping me. At that time, I had blood on my face neck and private parts. My aggressor then withdrew after three of his colleagues pulled him away from me. They took off thereafter. That experience was traumatic!” Nyasuguta told a local daily.

Nyasuguta reported the matter at Industrial Area police station. The four men are yet to be arrested.

“Several days after healing from the attack, I sat down with boys from Mukuru Kwa Reuben slum and made them understand the trauma I went through. I told them that I am a mother, a sister. I pleaded with them to refrain from perpetrating gender-based violence,” she said.

Nyasuguta further revealed that the ordeal, and growing up with a father who abused her mother, have made her develop a negative attitude toward relationships and men.

“Watching my mother being beaten by my dad provoked fear for marriage in me. That explains why I want to be single forever. I used to feel very bad watching my mum receive slaps, kicks and blows. That affected me as a child. It also made me have a negative perception about men,” she added.

Jeff Koinange accidentally reveals that Moi fired him from KTN

2017-03-05T01:19:00.000+03:00

On Wednesday, during Jeff Koinange's first show on Citizen TV, the former CNN journalist may have finally revealed the main reason to why he was kicked out of KTN.

The Emmy award winner was hosting lawyer Ahmednasir Abdullahi and Barrack Muluka. Towards the end of the show, Jeff was receiving compliments about his new studio and complaints about the old Kempinski rooftop studio, and also praises on how he has moved from the ‘small league’ (KTN) to the big league (Citizen).

It was then that Jeff said four words that we were accustomed to during the Moi error. "Na hio ni maendeleo"…

He actually tried to say the words with a Nyayo voice.

Was he passing a message? Who knows.

Watch the clip below.

What do you think?

Neomi Ng'ang’a flaunts her expensive German machine (photo)

2017-03-04T05:04:00.000+03:00

Neomi Ngang’a, one of Kenya’s multi-talented and popular actresses has induced jealousy and admiration amongst her social media fans after flaunting her expensive German machine.

Neomi, who before the screens was a radio host at Hot96 has differed with the perception that big cars are only meant for men by getting herself brand new BMW 320i, believed to have set her back with Ksh 1.3 million.

Speaking to journalists who sorted to unearth the truth behind ownership of the vehicle, Neomi acted coy and could not divulge more information but veered off the topic.

However, reliable sources close to the actress intimated that the new ride is Neomi’s, who they claim who cannot only afford a BMW but also a Range Rover if she wants.

It should be noted that Neomi is one of the most paid actresses in the country; therefore splashing a few millions on a ride is not a big deal for her.

Check out the ride below;

Here's why Jose Chameleone’s annual concert was cancelled

2017-03-03T22:11:00.002+03:00

Chameleone is currently counting losses after he was forced to cancel his highly anticipated concert.

The Valu Valu hit maker was scheduled to perform at the “Legend: Hit after Hit” concert on 19th May at Lugogo Cricket Oval.

However, the concert may not materialize as planned if reports from Ugandan media are anything to go by.

The singer is sad to have cancelled the concert since the venue he was supposed to use got another "client".

Apparently, the ‘Legend: Hit after Hit’ concert date collided with the 2017 ICC World Cricket League Division Three Tournament to be played on the same venue.

The sudden cancellation has triggered mixed reactions among his regional fans, with most claiming that Chameleone’s witchcraft is no longer effective.

Following this news, people are saying WORDS that Chamelone’s witchcraft no longer works in his favor.

This is not the first time Chameleone is being forced to change his concert date because of ‘unavoidable’ circumstances.

Uganda Cricket Association, a body which is in charge of the cricket Oval has however asked the singer to either change the date for his concert or find another venue.

DJ Mo excites fans with photos from his new job

2017-03-03T22:04:00.000+03:00

Dj Mo's prowess on the decks, has not only gathered him a throng of fans and followers but also landed him numerous mouth-watering deals.

The NTV’s Crossover 101 Dj and host was late last year appointed Broadways Bread Brand Ambassador, making him one of the few local gospel celebrities with such feats.

Dj Mo, who is married to popular gospel singer Size 8 early today took to social media to share images from his new job as Broadways Bread brand ambassador.

The celebrated DJ triggered emotions amongst his fans who couldn’t help but fall in love with his wide smile and attitude towards his new side hustle.

As a Brand Ambassador with the bread makers, Mo is expected to promote the company’s products on social media and other platforms as well as making appearances at some of their major events.

Mike Sonko's daughter - Salma Mbuvi celebrates dad's birthday

2017-03-03T21:57:00.002+03:00

It’s been a while since Sonko’s daughter Salma fed us with drama on Instagram.

Salma is known as the go getter and no nonsense in the Mbuvi family and tells it as it is.

Salma once came out guns blazing and attacked musician Marya for having an affair with her uncle Kevin who was allegedly married to her aunt.

Salma accused Marya of being a home wrecker and even went ahead to ask her to stay away from their family.

Today being senator Sonko’s birthday, Salma decided to share a sweet message dedicated to her dad.

She wrote

"To the best dad in the world, thank you for being there for me. For urging me to be better and fight harder.

I wouldn’t be who I am without your kind words and wise guidance….You’ve taught me so many wonderful things.

Each day you continue to teach me more through your humble attitude to your vast knowledge.

I am blessed to have you in my life…I know you don’t always like my choices or agree with me, but I know you’ll always be there right by my side to support me no matter what.

Thank you for believing in me and loving me…Happy birthday to the man I love more than anything. May your day be filled with love.

To the one person who is always by my side, I hope you have a wonderful birthday….you’re one in a million.

No, one in a billion. Actually, one in a trillion. In other words, you’re one of a kind. The best, most loving kind.

Happy birthday Papito

Let the party begin @mike.sonko @sonkoforgovernor2017"

Heavily pregnant Saumu Mbuvi confirms dumping politician

2017-03-03T20:31:00.001+03:00

Love is a beautiful thing but when one party become disloyal and keeps repeating mistakes then drastic actions need to be taken.

Women often go through a lot of stress when they get into a relationship but once a woman decides to leave, she has definitely had enough.

Mike Sonko’s daughter Saumu Mbuvi has her story to tell.

The lass met her baby daddy when she was still a student at JKUAT University and she fell heads over heels for him without knowing the kind of man he is.

Saumu and the aspiring politician 2017 Ben Gatu went on with their relationship even after school though her father was against it.

The couple was always spending most of their time together and sharing the moments on their social media accounts and we all thought that they were truly meant to be.

Their relationship was headed to another level since Saumu was already pregnant for the guy and she had even moved in with him but things have taken a different turn.

This Photo of Size 8's Ladasha Belle is causing a stir on social media

2017-03-03T20:22:00.002+03:00

Ladasha Belle Wambo is the most popular celebrity child in Kenya thanks to her parents Size 8 and DJ Mo.

The little angel was born in 2015 and she has grown so fast.

Ladasha slowly warmed her way into the hearts of Kenyans with the beautiful images being posted on her social media by her parents ever since she was born.

Size 8 and DJ Mo keep updating the accounts with her current images and daily activities.Last year, they held a grand birthday party to celebrate her for turning a year old.

Ladasha is a beautiful child with a welcoming smile and she has gained thousands of followers because of this.

Her parents have also done a good job in making sure that they put her out there to the public.

Well, her father DJ Mo recently shared an image of the adorable child and Kenyan can’t handle her cuteness.

The world celebrates Lupita Nyong'o's birthday as she turns 34

2017-03-03T20:14:00.002+03:00

Celebrated Hollywood based actress Lupita Nyong’o turned 34 years old on the 1st of March 2017 and the whole world is celebrating her for the achievements she has made in her life so far.

Lupita is a Kenyan National and daughter to popular politician Anyang’ Nyong’o.

She started out small in the popular East African TV series sugar which made her famous all over Africa.

The lass studied film abroad buy her acting skills made her popular and accepted in the Hollywood Scene.

Ever Since she moved out of the country to pursue her dreams in America, Lupita’s star has kept shinning brighter by the day.

She has won multiple awards including the infamous Oscar Awards. At 34 years of age, Lupita has acheived what most wouldn’t in a lifetime.

Some of her key achievements include, She is the first black woman to appear in a star Wars movie, She has won six awards for her role in the movie 12 years a slave, She is the first black spokesperson for Lancome, She brought Vogue magazine to Kenya among many more, the list is endless.

Lupita Nyong’o was born on 1st of March 1983 in Mexico and we at Niaje wish her Belated Birthday Wishes.

Vera Sidika reveals how badly she wants to be pregnant

2017-03-03T19:51:00.000+03:00

Vera Sidika finally revealed who her boyfriend is on her Instagram account and since then his photos and videos.

Her boyfriend is rumored to be a wealthy Nigerian who lives in Dubai where she had been on vacation for the past few months.

Popular socialite Vera Sidika recently revealed how she gets lonely and how badly she wants to get pregnant and have babies or kids running around her house.

Here's what she posted on snapchat;

The socialite who lives a lavish life owns a luxurious house situated in the leafy suburbs of Kitisuru says she needs kids since living alone has become a bit boring.

The socialite first came into the limelight when Genge group P-Unit featured her in their video ‘You Guy’.

So question is, will she be ready too quit all her ratchet ways for motherhood?

Here's why Mohammed Ali of Jicho Pevu resigned from KTN

2017-03-03T19:40:00.003+03:00

Mohammed Ali has for the longest time brought us investigative reports and exposed many rouge individuals in the society.

Ali who has bee working for the Standard group announced that he quit his position at the firm for politics.

Revealing his next step on a Facebook post Ali wrote

"My conscience also doesn’t allow me to give up on Kenya.

I cannot and will not.

I want to keep on fighting, for this country that I love so dearly.

That is why I resigned from my post at KTN on Valentine’s Day, to recommit my love for Kenya, and stand as a parliamentary candidate for the Nyali constituency seat in this year’s general election.

I ask you now to join me and reclaim this country’s conscience.

We can do it.

We may be told different by the cartels that run our government, but Kenya is a country of free men and women who know what is right and what is wrong."

His resignation from the media company comes when campaigns are on a high ahead of the August general elections.

See why Uber drivers are on rampage and what they want

2017-03-03T19:27:00.001+03:00

Ever since Uber was introduced to the Kenyan market, moving from place to place for many people has been a walk in the park.

With the introduction of Uber then came other online taxi companies like Mondo and Taxify which led to stiffer competition even with the normal cab drivers.

A few Uber drivers have been attacked and their cars set ablaze by the normal taxi company guys all because most of their clients decided to settle for the cheaper option.

Yesterday Uber drivers went on strike demanding for better rates from the company.

The drivers claim that business hasn’t been good on their side ever since Uber dropped it’s rates leading to low profit sales.

Some claim to have taken loans to buy cars for the Uber taxi business but haven’t been making any profits lately.

The few Uber drivers who continued with their daily trips were forcefully evicted from their cars and passengers harassed.

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