Trophy Wife Improv

Jelly Beans

Thu, 16 Jul 2009 10:07:21 -0400

“Why don’t you crawl back inside my womb so I can make a new life for myself?” -Zabeth Russell

Pterodactyl

Thu, 02 Jul 2009 10:07:00 -0400

“A dead wife and a kid to complicate things? All I can say is I’m glad someone’s using the White House milkshake machine.” -Tim Jennings

Annihilation

Thu, 25 Jun 2009 12:06:01 -0400

“32? Wow. Well, you look 20, but you act 70!” -John Abbott

Submarine

Thu, 18 Jun 2009 11:06:30 -0400

“Don’t use the same voice I’m using.” -Kevin McShane

Porcupine

Thu, 11 Jun 2009 08:06:30 -0400

“Marcus, I thought it would be something special between the two of us. But what’s special is what’s between the two of us.” -Jill Alexander

Cartwheel

Fri, 29 May 2009 05:05:10 -0400

“Deb, put a smile on your face – you’re not that pretty.” -Mike Coen

F**k

Thu, 21 May 2009 11:05:02 -0400

“Hi guys, I’m the Space Shuttle Challenger…” -Tim Jennings

Admission

Thu, 14 May 2009 01:05:18 -0400

“You hotwire books when you go to the library…” -Mike Coen

Pinocchio

Wed, 13 May 2009 02:05:00 -0400

“I want to enter your Ottoman Empire…” -Mike Coen

Jackrabbit

Thu, 07 May 2009 06:05:00 -0400

“You never should’ve stopped taking your St. John’s Wart…” -Tim Jennings

Razor Blades

Thu, 30 Apr 2009 12:04:36 -0400

“Snizz. . . is a good name for a cat.” -Zabeth Russell

Karma

Thu, 23 Apr 2009 05:04:00 -0400

“Curiosity led him to that fight.” -Tim Jennings

Firefly

Thu, 16 Apr 2009 10:04:59 -0400

“I ain’t had a ration of bakin’ on fortnight-a-many!” -Mike Coen

Cookies

Thu, 09 Apr 2009 01:04:50 -0400

“We should talk about other girls that you should date – girls that we both know. Who do you think’s hot?” -Zabeth Russell

The Ocean

Thu, 02 Apr 2009 04:04:57 -0400

“Wake up there, missy! There’s a war on! Buy War Bonds!” -Mike Coen

Penguin

Thu, 26 Mar 2009 12:03:07 -0400

“Did you see her sauce shelf?” -John Abbott

Glacier

Thu, 19 Mar 2009 02:03:22 -0400

“Oh shit, it looks like a gorilla paw!” -Zabeth Russell

Feline Diabetes

Thu, 12 Mar 2009 10:03:34 -0400

“Benny Hill is getting fucking complicated…” -Tim Jennings

Ice Cream Cake

Thu, 05 Mar 2009 12:03:54 -0500

“We know that dreams are just cartoons in your head with no commercials.” -Mike Coen

Corned Beef Hash

Thu, 26 Feb 2009 11:02:37 -0500

“It’s like you had a full meal and it’s just sittin’ on you nice-like” -Mike Coen