Funniest Pick Up lines

Mon, 25 Apr 2016 07:30:30 -0400

Guys Presenting funniest pick up lines.

“Gurl, do you have a shovel in your back pocket?” (No Why?) “Cuz I’m diggin’ that ass!”

On a scale from 1 to 10, you’re a 9…… And I’m the 1 you need.

“When a penguin finds its mate they stay together for the rest of their lives. Will you be my penguin?”

“I hear you’re good at algebra…..Will you replace my eX without asking Y?”

“I heard you’re a Gryffinwhore” (Why?) “Because you let every wizard Slytherin!”

“Hey, are your parents beavers, cuz DAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM.”

“You can call me "The Fireman”….mainly because I turn the hoes on.“

Boy: Girl, whats your number? Girl: I have a boyfriend Boy: I have a math test Girl: What? Boy: I thought we were talking about things we could cheat on You must be a magician, because every time I look at you, everyone else disappears.

Do you have a name or can I call you mine?

I’m not a hipster, but I can make your hips stir.

Your name must be Coca Cola, because you’re so-da-licious

"Is your dad a military general? Because when you walked by, my privates snapped to attention”

“I heard you’re a Gryffinwhore” (Why?) “Because you let every wizard Slytherin!”

“Hi, i’m writing a phone book, can I have your number?”

“Hi, i’m wasted but this condom in my pocket doesn’t have to be.”

You must be a magician, because every time I look at you, everyone else disappears.

I’m not a weather man, but you could expect more than a few inches tonight

“Hey, are your parents beavers, cuz DAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM.”

“You can call me "The Fireman”….mainly because I turn the hoes on.“

Do you buy your pants on sale? Because at my house they would be 100% off.

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