Fatou

Happiness is a human serving you.

Thu, 10 Oct 2013 19:29:56 +0200

Happiness is a human serving you.

You are so biiiiiig!

Tue, 01 Nov 2011 16:00:05 +0100

I’m the great dictator of this homeland called… well, home.

But I should recognize that sometimes I feel like a liiittle and small thing compared with the big size of my followers…

Strawberry Cat

Tue, 01 Nov 2011 15:11:27 +0100

I HATE Halloween. No more words needed.

Such an outrage! But my revenge will be sweet… And...

Wed, 10 Aug 2011 01:06:41 +0200

Such an outrage! But my revenge will be sweet… And cold….

My 15 Virtual Minutes of Fame

Thu, 10 Feb 2011 09:24:28 +0100

I have acted as a model before, but this picture (which was a little embarrassing to pose to) just made the round around part of Internet in a blog post titled

How to train your brain to flip to a new language

It front-paged HackerNews (where it got more than 100 points!), meaning that I was seen and revered by more than 5000 people. It is also hanging in Reddit and being tweeted around the world.

Spread the word!

Merry Christmas!

Fri, 24 Dec 2010 19:34:37 +0100

Dear lowborn,

I come back from my spiritual retirement to wish you merry Christmas and a happy new year OF THE CAT (CAT=ME).

Enjoy your last meals before your serfdom.

Meaow!

Did I Say I LOVE Wool?

Sun, 07 Nov 2010 00:11:15 +0100

I LOVE WOOL!!

Karate Kitten

Sat, 25 Sep 2010 16:16:16 +0200

Die, little bastard, die!

I love wool!!!!

Tue, 21 Sep 2010 18:12:44 +0200

Laia knitts, and makes crochet, and is invading the whole house with amigurumis… she enjoys like crazy doing things with wool.

I do understand her. I also love wool. We are very similar: we both adore playing with wool.

So… why she screamed like nuts when she saw me playing with her wool? Sometimes I can’t understand her…

Ah, coffeeeee!!!

Fri, 17 Sep 2010 16:00:00 +0200

What has this smell that drives me nuts??!!

So sorry I've not been posting...

Wed, 15 Sep 2010 17:58:56 +0200

Did I miss something important during my nap?

Fatou: the Dramatic Story of a Leader Against His...

Sun, 05 Sep 2010 16:00:00 +0200

Fatou: the Dramatic Story of a Leader Against His Nemesis

Every brave leader needs a moving background story to catch minions. My propaganda machine thinks that in the era of viral marketing, the quickest way to dominate the world is to throw a touching biopic in Youtube.

I’m not sure. I have good reasons to think that Spielberg could be interested in my memories… but, you know, I like to raise promising young talents of my ranks. Anyway, these folks, Laia and Rubén, have done a good job. Don’t miss Fatou: the Dramatic Story of a Leader Against His Nemesis.

What critics say: “The moving story of the young home cat Fatou, the soon-to-be World leader, against his Nemesis: the weekly bath. Horror. Water. Courage. A movie that you will never forget.”

Let me sleep...

Wed, 01 Sep 2010 17:00:00 +0200

I want to sleep… Turn down the lights! Follow my commands or else…

The world is moving so fast

Wed, 25 Aug 2010 17:00:00 +0200

Last night I was watching Tom & Jerry (one of my favorite TV programs)… and suddenly the room moved upside down… So scary!

Slick, slick, slick

Mon, 23 Aug 2010 17:00:00 +0200

Sorry, I’m occupied right now. Slick. Come later when I finish my milk. Slick, slick, slick.

Let me go out!!!

Sat, 21 Aug 2010 17:00:00 +0200

What’s that light?!

Open the door! Let me go out! Let me go out!! I want to play with the light outside!!! My empire to let me go outside!

The bookstop cat

Thu, 19 Aug 2010 14:33:11 +0200

Laia loves to read. Laia loves to cook. Laia loves to leaf through cooking books.

I want cuddles. I want attention. I want Laia only for myself!!!

Maybe I can hide in the kitchen within her cookbooks and I will be rewarded…

Domination plans: Tumblr Tuesday

Tue, 10 Aug 2010 13:09:34 +0200

Greetings followers! As part of my world domination plans, I urge you to recommend my highness for this Tumblr Tuesday. You will be spared if you do when the time comes!

What's this TV thing?

Sat, 07 Aug 2010 22:50:57 +0200

When Ruben and Laia finish eating supper they sit here in the sofa and start playing with this. Then something starts making noise and small people move there like puppets. When they go to sleep it makes a cracking sound and they disappear. Black magic! Now I have it, but I don’t know what I should do with it. I guess I need to master this kind of wand if I am to dominate the world. Any ideas?

Bugs!!

Thu, 05 Aug 2010 14:33:13 +0200

Today I found a red bug on the floor.

I tried to catch it, as I do with moths, but it moves pretty fast around the living-room. Very annoying. I don’t understand why Rubén and Laia can’t stop laughing.